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#61: Seventh night of the seventh lunar month


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For the romantic of evening's possibly arrival, this afternoon Chu Ge brandished writing, transports/fortunes the plate such as to fly, strives to handle the established chapter before the dinner. 为了晚上可能到来的浪漫,这一下午楚戈抡圆了码字,运盘如飞,争取在晚饭之前把既定章节搞定。 Qiu Wuji holds one cup of hot tea, turns on the air conditioning easely, by turned on the notebook on the chairback. 秋无际捧着一杯热乎乎的茶,悠悠然打开空调,又靠在椅背上打开了笔记本电脑。 That stance even more bourgeoise. 那姿态越发小资了。 Computer starting, Qiu Wuji searched for where belt/bring girl to play slowly, the answer basically superposed very much, movie theater, amusement park, park. 电脑开机,秋无际慢悠悠地搜了一下“带女孩子去哪里玩”,答案基本都很重合,电影院,游乐场,公园。 Qiu Wuji thinks, searched for one: What can man lead you to go out to play to mean?” 秋无际想了想,又搜了一条:“男人要带你出去玩意味着什么?” The answer still superposes very much, is he likes you wanting with you further to develop the lover to relate. 答案依然很重合,都是“他喜欢你”“想要和你更进一步”“发展成恋人关系”。 Although this further places on Chu Ge always to make people think to harbor evil intentions, without these answers is so mostly chaste, but the whole has not surpassed the judgment of Qiu Wuji, therefore switched off the homepage lazily. 虽然这个“更进一步”放在楚戈身上总让人觉得不怀好意,多半没这些答案这么纯洁,但整体也没超出秋无际的判断,于是懒洋洋关掉了网页。 What made you experience the thing that the modern girl should experience...... to say with flower as. 什么让你体验现代女孩子本该体验的东西啊……说得跟朵花似的。 It is not Chu Ge wants to gather together Qiu Wuji. 不就是楚戈欲逑秋无际 Plays, this Eminence also wants to have a look fun what...... as for goes a step further anything, in your dreams, pats rottenly to you! 去玩玩可以,本座也想看看什么好玩的……至于更进一步什么的,想得美,头都给你拍烂! The modern repertoire, this Eminence has understood more and more! 现代的套路,本座已经越来越懂了! Qiu Wuji entered Internal Strife in a threatening manner, the preparation starts to give the tells dirty jokes establishment roadblock to kill the four directions greatly. 秋无际气势汹汹地进了“同室操戈”,准备开始给开车的设置路障大杀四方。 Finally at this time in group no one tells dirty jokes. 结果此时群里没人开车 The group friend chats is always very mixed, the same time interval possibly has the different people in discussing over three different topics. Qiu Wuji looked at the period of time, whom distinguishes clearly to chat the Afghan copper mine, who is chatting League of Legends to compete, who is chatting which the school on the minute/share. 群友聊天历来是非常杂的,同一时段可能有不同的人在谈三个以上不同的话题。秋无际看了好一阵子,才分清谁在聊阿富汗铜矿、谁在聊英雄联盟比赛、谁在聊哪所学校又上分了。 According to the keyword searched good long while, knows that Afghanistan is anything, League of Legends is anything, what is on the difference. 又根据关键词搜索了好半天,才知道阿富汗是什么,英雄联盟又是什么,什么叫上分。 The modern repertoire, this Eminence really does not understand...... 现代的套路,本座果然还是不懂…… The group friends aspect of knowledge is quite vast, astronomical geography, political economy, arcade game, omniscient. 群友们知识面好广博啊,天文地理,政治经济,娱乐游戏,无所不知。 Did not chat the Chu Ge book. 就是不聊楚戈的书。 Seeming like tells dirty jokes probably is not the normal state, or just occupies everyone daily very slightly very small part of entertainment, the old woman who also long live on oneself this is tense resembles with anything. 看上去开车好像也不是常态,或者是只不过占据大家日常很小很小的一部分娱乐罢了,也就自己这个一万岁的老太太紧张得跟什么似的。 She cannot bear the typing ask: „Didn't you chat the Chu Ge book?” 她忍不住打字问:“你们不聊楚戈的书吗?” Here is League of Legends Group.” Replied naturally. “这里是LOL群。”回答得理所当然。 Qiu Wuji: I looked before probably you also chatted.” 秋无际:“我之前好像看你们也聊的。” „, Except for scolding single dog and short male time. Sect Leader Qiu I told you, Big Chu is so short, surely does not have the happiness with him, might as well consider me?” “哦,除了骂断章狗和短小男的时候。诶秋宗主我跟你说,楚大这么短小,跟他肯定没幸福,不如考虑一下我吧?” Lulu by manager Qiu Wuji speech banned for 1h. 露露被管理员秋无际禁言一小时 Qiu Wuji banned the talent to respond subconsciously, banned him to do, was outraged by an injustice for Chu Ge! 秋无际下意识禁完了人才反应过来,禁他干嘛呀,难道是为楚戈抱不平么! Really some people have said: Yo feeds this is outraged by an injustice for Big Chu, isn't Big Chu actually short?” 果然已经有人说了:“诶哟喂这是为楚大抱不平啊,难道楚大实际不短小?” Qiu Wuji removed speech ban. 秋无际解除了禁言 reveal: „? The solution, thought through, really wants with me?” 露露:“诶?解了,难道想通了,果然想跟我?” Lulu by manager Qiu Wuji speech banned for 1h. 露露被管理员秋无际禁言一小时 Everyone was happy, this speech ban and lifts a ban the reason that reflects is very probably fun, this should female fan not really like Big Chu? 大伙都乐了,这禁言和解禁折射出的原因好像很好玩啊,这女粉该不会是真喜欢楚大 No wonder Big Chu makes everyone start out, conspiring this is. 怪不得楚大让大家发车,图谋不轨啊这是。 But on the other hand, does not know is the female management time, everyone nature no restriction of any kind. Really knows truly after is a younger sister, people have certainly the quality, was unlikely really to work as younger sister's surface uncombed hair car(riage), the plan of Chu Ge is being doomed dead. 但话说回来了,不知道是女管理的时候,大家自然百无禁忌。真知道确实是个妹子之后,人们当然还是有素质的,不太可能真的当着妹子的面乱发车,楚戈的计划注定夭折。 Had the old management to draw Qiu Wuji to enter mother operation group on the contrary: Sect Leader Qiu Brilliant Star Value unlocking three stars, has been able to make cartoon portrait, originally I meow am chatting this matter with character, now Sect Leader Qiu do come?” 反倒是有老管理拉秋无际进了点娘运营群:“秋宗主星耀值已经解锁三星了,可以做卡通头像了,本来我在和角色喵聊这事,现在秋宗主自己来?” Everyone this, when cosplay Qiu Wuji, sect leader shouted very happily, Qiu Wuji looks that the mood was somewhat strange, but said the sentence: Thanks.” 大家都把这个当COS秋无际,一口一个宗主喊得挺乐,秋无际看着心情有些怪怪的,只是说了句:“谢谢。” How well to thank me to come, my was throws the outdoor shop to you.” The old management haha smiles: Sect Leader Qiu I told you, character meow other, is the efficiency is not good, a day did not scold them to tow for a half year to you, must stare to tighten......” “咦怎么谢起我来了,我这是撂摊子给你呢。”老管理哈哈笑:“秋宗主我跟你说,角色喵别的都可以,就是效率不行,一天不骂他们就给你拖半年,可得盯紧了……” Relax, this Eminence most was good at urging sect member.” “放心,本座最擅长督促门人了。” Also puts this cosplay...... the old management as if can foresee for three months later Qiu Wuji to see the violent that even the manuscript has not come out walks to go wild, the direct diving does not make a sound. 还搁这COS……老管理仿佛能预见到三个月后秋无际见到连底稿都没出炉的暴走抓狂,直接潜水不吱声了。 Qiu Wuji takes up the cell phone at a moderate pace, kācha photographs to oneself, must meow send to character. The finger hung almost to click on the mouse, shook the head to give up, runs went out to take up the words, gave drew a portrait. 秋无际不紧不慢地拿起手机,给自己咔嚓拍了张照片,就要给角色喵发过去。手指悬在鼠标上差点点击下去了,才又摇头放弃,跑了出去拿起笔墨,给自己画了个像 Worldly-wise person sect leader a little consciousness, thought that own picture was passed on by some chance is not the good deed. Painted a portrait did not matter, took its meaning then. 老江湖宗主还是有点意识的,觉得自己的照片万一被人传出去不是什么好事。画像就无所谓了,取其意即可。 Must be beautiful enough, suffices, suffices to be dignified! 一定要够美,够飒,够威严! Qiu Wuji drew one confidently full of flavor, took up the cell phone to pat, passed to character meow: Presses this to make chibi portrait.” 秋无际信心满满地画了一张韵味十足的,拿起手机拍了下来,传给了角色喵:“就按这个做Q版头像。” The opposite is polite: Receives, we will look for the best artist wife.” 对面非常客气:“收到,我们会找最好的画师太太。” Qiu Wuji thought that this should be steady, felt relieved that leaves QQ, opens «Too Clear downloads well after» PDF looked. 秋无际觉得这应该稳了,放心地离开QQ,打开下载好的《太清经》PDF看了起来。 The Daoist scripture of this world is very interesting...... 这世界的道经还是很有意思的…… Although including oneself felt the matter and spiritual cultivation that recently did have the quite odd disparity...... the evening also to watch the movie probably to stroll the amusement park...... en, experiences the worldly affairs, no more than so. 虽然连自己都觉得最近做的事儿和修道好像有比较离谱的差距……晚上还要看电影逛游乐场……,体验世情,不过如此。 ............ ………… Which this is, isn't the amusement park?......” “这是哪,不是游乐场么?呃……” The tide of people that in the pedestrian street, Qiu Wuji looks at about, directly asked discharges spout. 步行街里,秋无际看着左右的人潮,直接问漏了嘴。 This in the amusement park with imagination is how different feeds. 这怎么跟想象中的游乐场不一样啊喂。 The Chu Ge cheeks twitched two: „Do you understand the appointment flow very much?” 楚戈脸颊抽搐了两下:“你很懂约会流程是吗?” What makes to be able, who with your appointment?” Qiu Wuji said: Did not say that leads me to experience the thing that the girl plays?” “约什么会,谁跟你约会?”秋无际道:“不是说带我体验女孩子玩的东西吗?” Transfers this street to have a paradise......, but we have not eaten meal, must first have the candlelight dinner.” “转过这条街就有个乐园……但我们还没吃饭呢,要先吃个烛光晚餐。” The Qiu Wuji eye straight, the search had not said that this, what is the candlelight dinner? 秋无际眼睛直了一下,搜索没说这个啊,什么叫烛光晚餐? Dinner on the dinner, has the lamp not to need, to select the candle to do, our family/home also does not have the deceased person.” “晚餐就晚餐,有灯不用,点蜡烛干嘛,我们家又没死人。” „...... Considers as finished, such a saying.” Chu Ge raised the head to have a look at the horizon sunset glow, said with a smile: Ate meal wait a moment to say again, here many small between-meal snack, you have usually not eaten, was a pity. Come, first tries the sweet tube?” “……算了,就那么一说。”楚戈抬头看看天边晚霞,笑道:“吃饭等会再说,这里很多小零食的,你平时都没吃,也挺可惜。来,先试试甜筒?” The old young girl who the lively business street, long live puts on the white shirt blue cowboy, the white sneakers that just bought, are gripping high ponytail, licks the sweet tube to follow side the man, eats the eye mew mew. 热闹的商业街,一万岁的老少女穿着白衬衫蓝牛仔,刚买的白色运动鞋,扎着高马尾,舔着甜筒跟在男人身边,吃得眼睛咪咪的。 This thing is delicious, ices the ice, sweet, soft, like the immortal jade Xueqiong thick liquid, but it is only the thing of the world of mortals, actually ate the immortal intent. 这东西好吃,冰冰的,甜甜的,软软的,像仙家的玉雪琼浆,但它只是凡间之物,却生生吃出了仙家意。 This did Chu Ge, how hide for a month not to tell me...... this thing to do? 楚戈,藏了一个月都不告诉我……这东西自家怎么做来着? Some Chu Ge apologies told her: Before also brought your nearby supermarket to go shopping several times, toward has not receded, mainly is also my professional reason, crossed in the house......” 楚戈有些歉意地告诉她:“之前几次也就带你附近商场超市买东西,没往更远走,主要也是我职业缘故,过于宅了……” How this do do?” “这个自家怎么做?” Remembers that makes this machine? Too has not paid attention, but very troublesome, does not need.” “记得有做这个的机器?没太注意过,不过挺麻烦的吧,没必要。” Why doesn't need?” “为什么没必要?” Because you, if sees delicious must put in the family/home to do, our rooms possibly cannot arrange so many machines......” “因为你如果看见好吃的都要放家里做,那我们的屋子可能摆不下那么多机器……” Saw Qiu Wuji to lick the sweet tube, Chu Ge bought two cotton candies, apportioned Qiu Wuji one. 秋无际把甜筒舔完了,楚戈买了两个棉花糖,分给秋无际一个。 Two people are holding the cotton candy, the synchronization bit one extremely , the synchronization looks at the opposite party extremely slantingly, saw the sugar thread of opposite party corners of the mouth, like two tabby cats. 两人抱着棉花糖,极其同步地咬了一口,又极其同步地斜斜看对方,都看见了对方嘴角的糖丝,像两只花猫。 Elder Brother, Elder Brother.” Side has the little girl to hug the rose to draw the Chu Ge lower hem corner: „Is your girlfriend so attractive, buys a flower?” “哥哥,哥哥。”旁边有小女孩抱着玫瑰拉着楚戈的衣角:“你女朋友这么漂亮,买朵花吧?” Chu Ge gawked: This usually also do some people sell the flower?” 楚戈愣了一下:“这平时也有人卖花的?” The little girls by him were said but actually gawked: Elder Brother, today is seventh night of the seventh lunar month.” 小女孩倒被他说愣了:“哥哥,今天是七夕。” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge full cold sweat, such skillful? Depending on the strength single 28 years, never has the marking misconduct lunar calendar day, today does not have the water group, has not seen the person saying that...... the pedestrian street lives it up no wonder today is above the expectation. 楚戈满头冷汗,这么巧的吗?凭实力单身二十八年,从来没记过农历日子,今天没水群,也没见人说……怪不得今天步行街热闹得超乎预料。 ...... buys one...... not, nine......” ……买一朵……不,九朵……” Bang!” The fireworks blooms suddenly in the nighttime sky. “砰!”烟花骤然绽放在夜空。 Darkness. 天黑了。 Chu Ge raised the head gazed towards the sky, the radiant smoke and fire illuminated the dim light of night, as if can see far away the milky way, in nighttime sky partly visible. 楚戈抬头望天,璀璨的烟火照亮了夜色,仿佛能看见迢迢银汉,在夜空之中若隐若现。 Turns the head to look, Qiu Wuji in gazed towards the sky, the outstandingly beautiful appearance is also more bright-colored than the fireworks. 转头看去,秋无际也在望天,绝色容颜比烟花还要明艳。 The bustling pedestrian street, welled up the tide of people as if to separate the dimension, only then her side face shone upon in the hearts. 熙攘的步行街,涌涌人潮仿佛都隔了次元,只有她的侧颜映照心间。 Good Wind and Jade Dew meets by chance, then wins the world to be innumerable. 金风玉露一相逢,便胜却人间无数。
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