Chu Ge was also disinclined simply writing, helped the mother and Qiuqiu overcomes the hand. 楚戈索性也懒得码字了,上上下下的帮老妈和秋秋打下手。 Until the food completed, the clear/pain river current the card the meals and snacks are joining hands behind the back to shake easely, brought one bottle of white liquors. 直到饭都做好了,楚江流才卡着饭点悠悠然地背着手晃了回来,带了一瓶白酒。 Chu Ge hates the tooth to be itchy: „Ok old hadn't clear/pain, how discovered your so sinister before?” 楚戈恨得牙痒:“可以啊老楚,以前怎么没发现你这么阴？” „? I how?” The clear/pain river current is bewildered: „I buy bottle of liquor, what happened?” “啊？我怎么了？”楚江流一脸茫然:“我就去买瓶酒,发生什么事了？” „Bought bottle of liquor to go for one hour?” “买瓶酒去了一个多小时？” „On road runs into some acquaintances, chats...... you to think that in courtyard resembles with you, couldn't the schoolmate friends find several?” “路上遇到些熟人,在院子里聊了聊天而已……你以为都跟你似的,同学朋友都找不到几个？” Chu Ge cutting tooth: „You definitely are know that they will have the almost matter, hides to make me taste intentionally?” 楚戈切齿:“你一定是知道她们会有七七八八的事情,故意躲出去让我尝尝的吧？” clear/pain Jiangliu kindly racket his shoulder: „For a long time does not have the home, comes back to affirm that this lacks that few, so long as a little brain knows, what a pity you do not have.” 楚江流和蔼地拍拍他的肩膀:“这么久没居家,回来肯定这个缺那个少的,只要有点脑子都知道,可惜你没有。” Chu Ge: „Does! Is this your military tactics?” 楚戈:“干！这就是你的兵法？” „Your father and son in that drop gu what? Comes to serve food!” “你们父子俩在那滴咕什么呢？过来端菜！” Two men serve food in low spirits, on chock full one table, the clear/pain river current sat comfortably, twisted off the beverage bottle: „Drinks?” 两个男人闷头去端菜,满满当当上了一桌,楚江流舒服地坐了下来,拧开了酒瓶:“喝点？” In the Chu Ge heart moves slightly. 楚戈心中微动。 This seems like the father to drink with for the first time. 这好像是老爹第一次和自己喝酒。 „Got married, Sir.” clear/pain Jiangliu as if knows that he is thinking anything, adds the liquor to him leisurely, said with a smile: „Parents did not make you bump this not to make you before bump that is not cannot, is the age is inappropriate. The present was the grown man of getting married and beginning a career, but can also help the country render meritorious service, oneself know that anything can make anything undoable.” “成家了,大人了。”楚江流彷佛知道他在想什么,悠悠地给他添上酒,笑道:“爸妈以前不让你碰这个不让你碰那个的,不是不能,是年纪不合适。现在是成家立业的大男人了,还能帮国家立功,自己知道什么能做什么不能做。” „Therefore not same year summary has the double standards is right?” “所以不同年纪要有不同标准对吧？” „That is natural.” “那是当然。” „Why doesn't that give us the work gradation? The Sir must look at the criterion of child, then can the child teaching material but actually this that?” “那干嘛不给我们作品分级？大人也必须看小孩的尺度,然后小孩教材倒可以这个那个？” clear/pain river current: „...... Can chat, will not eat to order food.” 楚江流:“……会不会聊天,不会就吃点菜。” Chu Ge hmph hmph two, sipped a liquor. 楚戈哼哼两声,抿了口酒。 The modern wine-making craft compared with the book, what a pity does not have the spiritual energy not to have the ideal condition, Chu Ge to feel in the book unexpectedly...... 现代的酿酒工艺是比书中好,可惜没灵气也没意境,楚戈居然觉得还是书中好…… The clear/pain river current said leisurely: „Gradation could not divide, various terrible business I do not raise, only said one: Because the gradation means to permit the third-level, this is not possible, in the short-term is at least impossible.” 楚江流悠悠道:“分级是分不了的,各类麻烦事我就不提了,只说一项:因为分级意味着允许三级,这是不可能的,至少短期内不可能。” Chu Ge was startled being startled, suddenly is enlightened to be suddenly enlighted: „damn also has this first floor......” 楚戈怔了怔,忽然醍醐灌顶恍然大悟:“TM还有这一层……” „Therefore wants to make the father help your matters, could not help, said other.” “所以想让老爹帮你们这件事儿,帮不了,说说别的吧。” „...... Nothing more to be said.” Chu Ge raises the eyebrow: „Does not know that who now is wants who helps.” “……那就没什么好说的了。”楚戈一扬眉:“也不知道现在是谁要谁帮忙。” „Yo!” clear/pain river current was both happy and humoured: „Good all various professions, we want you to help, give us a grandson to hug.” “哟呵！”楚江流又好气又好笑:“行行行,我们要你帮忙,给我们一个孙子抱抱。” Eats the melon to eat a oneself Qiu Wuji vegetable/dish to choke up in the mouth, the cheek stared in a big way the eye bulgingly. 吃瓜吃到自己身上的秋无际一口菜哽在嘴巴里,腮帮子鼓囊囊地瞪大了眼睛。 The Chu Ge weak air/Qi gets down all of a sudden, slow of speech say/way: „That, we possibly cannot accomplish temporarily, must live possibly also can only live in the book.” 楚戈一下子弱气下去,讷讷道:“那个,我们可能暂时办不到,要生可能也只能在书里生。” „pā!” Wu Xiuyun chopsticks pat on the table: „You dare!” “啪！”吴秀云一快子拍在桌上:“你敢！” The Qiu Wuji head hung to the bowl in quickly went, the small feet stepped on the Chu Ge instep under the table desperately, hinted, let alone. 秋无际脑袋都快垂到碗里去了,小脚在桌下死命踩楚戈的脚背,示意别说了。 The Chu Ge pain results in the look to twitch, only obtains enlightenment: „Qiuqiu in the present world is not the true body, this matter is a little troublesome...... we to construct two channels...... actually in the book to live is not good, so long as there is a channel, can lead the child to come out......” 楚戈痛得神色抽搐,只得道:“秋秋在现世不是真身,这事儿有点麻烦……我们必须构建两界通道才可以……其实书里生也不是不行嘛,只要有通道,就可以带孩子出来……” „Said!” Wu Xiuyun asked forcefully: „How must construct the channel, said that whom must cut! Mountain Dru!” “说！”吴秀云铿锵有力地问:“要怎么构建通道,说吧要砍谁！是不是山德鲁！” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” clear/pain Jiangliu smacks the lips: „You stop. Cuts mountain Dru to have the fart to use, collects four mostly likely a little significance, sets up the four-pole......” 楚江流咂咂嘴:“你消停点。砍山德鲁有屁用,多半还是凑齐四象才有点意义,立四极嘛……” Chu Ge cast a sidelong glance slantingly the past: „Did you understand?” 楚戈斜睨过去:“你又懂了？” clear/pain Jiangliu hmph hmph two: „On your matter really thinks oneself mysterious as, guesses that can also guess.” 楚江流哼哼两声:“就你那点事真以为自己多神秘似的,猜也猜得出来。” Chu Ge does not speak, lowered the head to eat the vegetable/dish. 楚戈不说话了,低头吃菜。 clear/pain Jiangliu sipped a liquor: „Four seem like present must struggle the thing, white tiger I am confident, vermilion bird there hopes that you can look for the clue.” 楚江流抿了口酒:“四象是如今的必争之物,白虎这边我已经有了底,朱雀那里希望你能多找找线索。” Chu Ge said: „Did the strength of our country look for a long time did not have the clue?” 楚戈道:“我们国家之力找了这么久都没线索吗？” „This is the matter of the world . Moreover the truth said, several years regarding this kind of matter, can only be a start. Other does not raise, human should press the millenniums to count regarding the exploration of ability. Four alike appearances have this matter presently, had the explicit direction, that is all.” “这是世界之事,而且实话说,几年时间对于这类事来说,只能算个开始。别的不提,人类对于异能的探索已经该按千年计了。四象的出现把这事更加具现,有了明确的方向,仅此而已。” Chu Ge nods silently. 楚戈默默点了点头。 clear/pain Jiangliu laughs in spite of trying not to suddenly: „What looked at us saying that did others family/home new year's celebration say these? Eats meal.” 楚江流忽然失笑:“瞧我们在说什么,别人家过年是说这些的？吃饭吃饭。” Wu Xiuyun said: „Said that these how, these relate to us to hug the grandson!” 吴秀云道:“说这些怎么了,这些关系到我们抱孙子！” Qiu Wuji opens the mouth to say the first few words reluctantly: „We will try hard.” 秋无际无奈地开口说出第一句话:“我们会努力的。” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“？” clear/pain river current: „......” 楚江流:“……” Wu Xiuyun: „......” 吴秀云:“……” Qiu Wuji looks at the three person strange vision, on the face one was red: „It is not, I did not mean that makes one diligently! What I said is the effort looks for four likely clues, vermilion bird anything...... you and your anything expression!” 秋无际看着三个人怪异的目光,脸上一下就红了:“不是、我不是说努力造人！我说的是努力找四象线索,朱雀什么的……你们、你们那什么表情！” Whole family „~”, was meaningful. 一家子“哦~”了一声,意味深长。 Chu Ge „” turned into „áo rapidly ~”, under the bow was like the shrimp, puts out a hand the table to grasp the foot. 楚戈的“哦”迅速变成了“嗷~”,弓得跟虾一样,伸手下桌抱住了脚。 The old couples smiled, suddenly thought that this had the atmosphere of new year's celebration probably. 老俩口都笑了起来,忽然觉得这好像才有了点过年的气氛。 Wu Xiuyun then presses down the television remote control device, said with a smile: „Spring probably was late similar, has a look?” 吴秀云便按下电视遥控器,笑道:“春晚好像差不多了,看看？” Qiu Wuji is blinking the big eye, does not know that anything is the spring is late. 秋无际眨巴着大眼睛,不知道什么是春晚。 Chu Ge holds the foot to sigh: „In our customs, pays new year's call besides firecrackers spring festival couplet dining together, the family looked that spring late was also the comparison has one of the representative new year's celebration concepts, but my many years had not looked......” 楚戈抱脚叹气:“在我们的习俗里,除了鞭炮春联聚餐拜年之外,一大家子看春晚也算是比较有代表性的过年概念之一了,只不过我很多年没看了……” Chujiang flow channel: „Our many years had not looked, so many year of literary development are getting better and better, money invests are getting more and more, spring certainly was late more attractive than before?” 楚江流道:“我们也多年没看,这么多年文艺发展越来越好,钱投入越来越多,春晚一定比以前好看吧？” Wu Xiuyun said with joy: „Affirmative, you look at the stage to make fine atmosphere.” 吴秀云喜滋滋道:“肯定的嘛,你看着舞台做得多精致大气。” Chu Ge crossed the head, is not cruel enough to disturb parents' fantasize. 楚戈偏过了脑袋,不忍心打扰爸妈的意淫。 Qiu Wuji also curiously anxiously eats the vegetable/dish while looks, the secretly thought present world custom whole world treats as the party of new year's celebration grand occasion is very certainly attractive, could absorb the nutrition in some calligraphy and painting music. 秋无际也好奇巴巴地一边吃菜一边看,暗道现世习俗举世当作过年盛事的晚会一定很好看吧,说不定能从中吸取一些书画音乐方面的营养。 After a half hour . 半小时后。 Qiu Wuji careful thought transmission: „This?” 秋无际小心传念:“就这？” Chu Ge replied painfully: „This.” 楚戈沉痛回答:“就这。” „This crosstalk might as well world in the book storytelling.” “这相声还不如书中世界的评书。” „...... The estimate was inferior.” “……估计不如。” „Why goes home to be expedited childbirth by the parents, looked that a television must be expedited childbirth by the sketch. Should this program also like on the parents?” “为什么回家被爸妈催生,看个电视还要被小品催生啊。这种节目应该也就爸妈喜欢吧？” „...... That but actually not necessarily.” “……那倒未必。” After one hour . 一小时后。 clear/pain Jiangliu putting on a serious face stood: „I wash dishes, does not want to look that the person attended class to father.” 楚江流板着脸站了起来:“我去洗碗,不太想看人给老子上课。” Wu Xiuyun said: „I also go. Qiuqiu you sit, big new year's celebration and Chu Ge have a look to expedite the sketch very well......” 吴秀云道:“我也去。诶诶,秋秋你坐,大过年的和楚戈多看看催生小品挺好……” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” The couple constipation sits on the sofa, at this time Qiu Wuji had to feel strange: „, Does your family celebrate the new year no one to visit relatives?” 小俩口便秘般坐在沙发上,这时候秋无际才有了点奇怪:“诶,你们家过年没人走亲戚吗？” „Whose year 30 visited relatives...... however, our family/home did not have the relative.” “谁年三十走亲戚啊……不过话说回来了,我们家就没亲戚。” Qiu Wuji queerly said: „How not to have the relative, how hasn't related is?” 秋无际奇道:“怎么会没亲戚,是没联系了还是怎么？” Chu Ge touches the chin: „Does not have since childhood, listens not to listen, possibly the parents are the only children, then the old person also passed away, is not strange.” 楚戈摸了摸下巴:“从小就没有啊,听都没听过的,可能爸妈都是独生子女,然后老人也去世了吧,不奇怪。” This isn't strange? Qiu Wuji thought that is a little strange, that good and evil also has the distantly related hall table, you gave on me the registered permanent address saying that was the distantly related cousin......, if many years were negligent to take a walk do not kiss can understand, had not heard since childhood you did not feel unexpectedly strangely...... 这个不奇怪吗？秋无际觉得还是有一点奇怪的,那好歹也有远房堂表吧,你们给我上户口都说是远房表妹呢……如果说多年疏于走动不亲了可以理解,从小就没听说过你居然觉得不奇怪…… Ok, it seems like oneself have not really calculated that standard modern people, could not understand modern people's relativeness, could not understand the modern people whole family must look at this completely unattractive party as new year's celebration, what kind of ideal is. 算了,看来自己果然还不算个标准的现代人,理解不了现代人的亲戚关系,更理解不了现代人一家子非要看这个完全不好看的晚会作为过年活动,是出于怎样的理想。 Qiu Wuji felt, no matter this party is attractive, whole family lively surrounding, scolded together, complained together, felt that but was actually also good, but slightly revealed masochist the point...... 秋无际只是觉得,不管这个晚会好不好看,一家子热热闹闹的围观,一起骂骂,一起吐槽,感觉倒也还不错,只是略显抖M了点…… Calculates that the party is good unable to favor unable to regard as important to want, more importantly whole family in the same place. 算啦,晚会好看不好看不重要,重要的是一家人在一起嘛。 Qiu Wuji looked at one in the kitchen direction secretly, listens sound that is washing dishes, the small head by the shoulder of Chu Ge, the vision drifts away quietly looks at the dance in television. 秋无际偷偷往厨房方向看了一眼,听着里面洗碗的声音,悄悄地把螓首靠在楚戈的肩膀上,目光游离地看着电视里的舞蹈。 Very good, for 10,000 years for the first time with the new year that the family member celebrates...... 还是很不错的,一万年来首次和家人过的新年…… As for must try hard to have a child...... the Qiu Wuji look to move fast, the thoughts do not know where fluttered. 至于要努力生孩子……秋无际眼神飘忽,心思都不知道飘哪去了。