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#301: This is the demon sword


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Just expectation and was moved in the flash destroys without a trace, anticipated and strong contrast of reality almost to/clashes the Chu Ge blood to well up above but actually, the face becomes flushed. 刚刚的憧憬和感动在一瞬之间破坏得无影无踪,期待与现实的强烈反差冲得楚戈血都差点倒涌上头,脸都涨红了。 Similar matter listens , the teaching material not to escape, the publishing house can arbitrarily original text grandmother bridge changing to grandmother Laoqiao, the case of webnovel author has numerous number, as if the publishing house does not delete the deletion to change unable to highlight their cultural position to you to be the same. 2 类似的事听过很多,就连教材都没逃过,出版社都能擅自把原文“外婆桥”给改成“姥姥桥”,网文作者的案例就更是多不胜数,仿佛出版社不给你删删改改就凸显不出他们的文化地位一样。二 Chu Ge this is also very exaggerating, almost no is the original text, deletes here that the deletion changes to change word there to change a punctuation completely, even partitions must adjust the adjustment to you, even some sentences were erased. 9 楚戈这本也十分夸张,几乎没有一句是原文,全部删删改改的这里改个词儿那里改个标点,连分段都要给你调整调整,甚至有的句子都被删掉了。九 Usually in listened to scold several also and that's the end, may really be one's turn own time air/Qi to result in the cerebral hemorrhage, brain reverberation was such a why to excel at changing my thing?” 平日里听了骂几句也就是了,可真轮到自己的时候还是气得脑溢血,满脑子回荡的都是这么一句“凭什么擅改我东西?” Publishes in internet, was verified the deletion air/Qi very much, can endure reluctantly, that is the risk is related, without the matter of means. 网络发表,被审核删改就已经很气了,勉强还能忍,那毕竟是风险相关,没办法的事。 What may change the irrelevant risk the sentence is, adjusts the word order, revises the word usage, reveals you to have the culture? 可改无关风险的语句算什么,调整一下语序,修改一下用词,显你有文化? Has thought this to the former author is an insult, doesn't respect lightly? 有没有想过这对原作者是一种侮辱,最轻也是不尊重? Has the culture yourself to publish books? 有文化你自己出书啊? Let alone some sentences are not you thought that unnecessary unnecessary, some play the stem need, some even possibly involve the foreshadowing, at first sight possibly the burden, cannot delete actually randomly. 更何况有的语句不是你觉得多余就多余,有些是玩梗需要,有些甚至可能涉及伏笔,乍一看可能累赘,实际不能乱删的。 Even if must change, you must ask the former author, solicited the agreement to change that to say again, others script knows that can respect the original author opinion? 就算要改,你也得问问原作者,征求了同意再改那一切好说,人家剧本都知道要尊重原作者意见呢? Chu Ge wants to buy a belt/bring, really cannot buy, pulled out the cell phone to pat two pages, left the bookstore angrily. 1 楚戈本来想买一本带回去的,实在买不下去,掏出手机拍了两页,气鼓鼓地离开了书店。一 Looked that appearance was to plan the bill chapter sends the micro blog to curse at people...... 看那模样就是打算去发单章发微博骂人了…… Qiu Wuji went to the next door printing shop to take back the manuscript rough sketch reluctantly, pursued Chu Ge to go back hurriedly, does not know how oneself should urge two should, this matter had no way the flying sword , without the opportunity was not...... 秋无际无奈地去了隔壁打印店收回了书稿画稿,急匆匆地追着楚戈回去,也不知道自己该劝两句呢还是该怎样,这事儿也没法飞剑啊,无用武之地不是…… Therefore is good because of the xianxia world, for example Old Man Wrinkles dares to change own book randomly, cut off to him! 1 所以说还是在仙侠世界好,比如枯斋老人敢乱改自己的书,头都给他砍掉!一 Do not worry, first side communicates to have a look......” to hold the rough sketch to place, turns the head to look that Chu Ge has sat in front of the documents the tap-tap code war declaration, Qiu Wuji can only urge. “你别着急,先沟通一下看看……”抱着画稿放在一边,转头看楚戈已经坐在文档前面噼里啪啦码战书了,秋无际只能这么劝。 Chu Ge said: This did not communicate the issue, similar precedent were many. Printing was not these days matter, should in seal, I not go to the book early at that time, always no one and my ditch passed...... is arrogant.” 楚戈道:“这个不是沟通问题了,类似的前例不少。印刷也不是这几天的事,早该在印了,那时候我还没去书里,从来没人和我沟通过……就是傲慢。” en. Calms down......” 。消消气……” Qiuqiu, you know my, my one otaku, lies down very much to most things, ignition also such 1-2 times, the one who knows this matter I most air/Qi is what?” 秋秋,你知道我的,我就一宅男,对大部分事情都躺得很,发火也就那么1-2,知道这事我最气的是什么吗?” Qiu Wuji said: Doesn't respect?” 秋无际道:“不尊重?” This is only on the one hand, what is truly fearful is, although this is not I modifies personally, is actually the publication that I am authorized, to world in the book whether is influential?” “这只是一方面,真正可怕的在于,这虽然不是我亲自改动,却是我授权的出版,对书中世界是否有影响?” Qiu Wuji was startled being startled, instantaneous, absolutely terrified. 秋无际怔了怔,瞬间一身冷汗,毛骨悚然。 This changes the sentence fortunately, literature, has not changed the plot, perhaps has not affected, but I do not dare to bet!” Chu Ge deeply inspires, sinking sound said: Our situations, are who different we...... others care about not necessarily to care with other authors, we who others can endure are not necessarily able to endure, but the modification content is reverse scale that we most may not touch. I cannot make this matter more serious in any event, even the cease publication still refuses to balk!” “还好这只是改语句,‘文学’嘛,没改剧情,也许没有影响,但我不敢赌!”楚戈深深吸了口气,沉声道:“我们的情况,和其他作者并不一样……别人在意的我们未必在意,别人能忍的我们未必能忍,而改动内容就是我们最不可触碰的逆鳞。我无论如何不能让这种事情更严重下去,即使停止出版也在所不惜!” At the same time saying, the micro blog war declaration has sent, the title is very simple, is «Invites Your own Publishing books». 一边说着,微博战书已经发了出去,标题很简单,就是《请你自己出书》。 Then enclosed patted two pages of contents and original text contrasts, Heyte the publishing house, the full text only had a few words: Thinks that is own book, opening looks is others, no wonder is original works...... defers to the primary publication to print either, either radical cease publication, this.” 然后附上拍了的两页内容和自己原文对比,艾特了出版社,全文只有一句话:“以为是自己的书,打开一看原来是别人的,怪不得是‘原著’……要么重新按照原文出版刊印,要么彻底停止出版,就这样。” The micro blog sends, Chu Ge has not continued to brush, is angry dry/does also uselessly, first does own matter. 微博发出去,楚戈也没继续刷,干生气也没用,还是先做自己的事儿。 The couples beat in the computer to reorganize just the manuscript rough sketch of scanning, the micro blog has exploded. 小俩口把刚扫描的书稿画稿拷到电脑里正在整理,微博已经炸了。 In the group is still retransmitting the Chu Ge micro blog from the beginning, Internal Strife is in a high state of combat alertness collective to be ready to fight: What gadget that grass, this changes?” 群里一开始还在转发楚戈的微博,“同室操戈枕戈待旦”集体摩拳擦掌:“草,这改的什么玩意儿?” This group of old zombies are this hang the type, arrogant.” “这帮老僵尸就是这吊样,傲慢。” This? Changing is not better than the original text, I felt that might as well the original text is smooth.” “就这?改得也没比原文好啊,我感觉还不如原文顺畅。” Evil, they really had the level to publish books early, was not writes in cliches without originalty the skill, actually also such.” 3 “害,他们真有水平早自己出书了,还不就是寻章摘句有本事,实际也就那样。”三 valley Lan 谷欖 Before surreptitiously also this......” 1 “以前诡秘也这样……”一 Potato have also scolded this matter probably......” 3 “土豆好像也骂过这事……”三 „It is not, you put here to discuss are useful, doesn't help?” “不是,你们搁这里讨论有什么用啊,不去帮帮忙?” What can this we help? Also can only retransmit the repeater slightly with all one's heart strength.” “这個我们能帮什么啊?也只能转发转发略尽心力了。” „...... Considers as finished, felt that had no need for you, having a look the micro blog, simply terrifying in this way.” “……算了吧,感觉都用不着你们了,去看看微博,简直恐怖如斯。” Everyone opens the micro blog to look, the person were silly. 大家打开微博一看,人都傻了。 Within short one hour, original retransmits several thousand abundantly, under one following the Chu Ge Heyte's publishing house micro blog looked, shouted 'motherfucker' had gotten up ten thousand, but also is keeping increasing. 3 短短一小时之内,原博转发几千条,顺着楚戈艾特的出版社微博下面一看,骂娘已经上了万,还在不停增加。三 fuck, early fall love P powder such terrifying?” 卧槽,初秋之恋的P粉这么恐怖的吗?” I remember their majority not, otherwise such big several hundred thousand attention, Big Chu result early explosive table, how to go so far as to first ten vicissitudes......” “我记得她们大部分不啊,否则这么大几十万关注,楚大成绩早爆表了,何至于前十浮浮沉沉的……” They not, but plays the micro blog.” 1 “她们不,但玩微博。”一 Although this is specially sends the P dog grain small fresh micro blog, the main body of constitution seems like the P powder, not. But in fact the work is the cornerstone, the P powder with others Ainley first is also this is writing a book , what very attractive female is draws , draws very much good, P that then knocks, my family likes the bean having skill very much the cognition is to unify everyone is insufficient to look at gust on the loose foundation, do oneself regard as is not unimportant. 6 虽说这是个专门发P狗粮小清新的微博,构成的主体看似P粉,很多都不的。但实际上作品才是基石,P粉跟别人安利首先也是“这是写书哒,很好看女的是画画哒,画得很棒”,然后才磕的P,“我家爱豆很有本事”的认知是凝聚大家不至于看一阵风就散的基础,自己看不看作品一点都不重要。六 Finally my family liked the bean the work being bullied, this may be more intrepid than well the general reader battle efficiency! 结果我家爱豆的作品被人欺负了,这可比一般读者战斗力强悍多了好吧! How in that commentary the readers still change, that side publishing house micro blog was demolished...... 读者还在那评论改得怎么样,那边出版社微博都被爆破完了…… The publishing house was silly, they just printed, because that side the coordination with website is not quite tacit, the propaganda has not started to do, does not know that had anything to discover the micro blog was flushed rottenly. Even also some people telephone the publishing house to shout 'fuck your mom', publicizing to report the infringement copyright. 出版社都傻了,他们刚刚刊印出去,因为和网站那边的配合不太默契,宣传还没开始做,都不知道发生了什么就发现微博被冲烂了。甚至还有人打电话到出版社骂娘,宣扬要举报侵犯著作权。 Was not right, listening to the tone possibly really some people to look for the cultural department to report...... 不对,听语气可能真的已经有人找文化部门举报了…… This is anything! The infringement copyright you bring a lawsuit actually, reported is useful? You are so skilled this work, how many before has made? 7 这都是些什么啊!侵犯著作权你倒是打官司啊,举报有啥用?你们怎么这么熟练这活儿啊,以前做过多少啊?七 No matter how said, probably had an accident. 不管怎么说,好像出事了。 The publishing house telephones to the website impatiently, the website listened a little is also dumbfounded. 出版社心急火燎地给网站打电话,网站听了也有点傻眼。 The words saying before , has met similar matter, a more well-known author does not have Chu Ge this to ferment oddly, this group is what capable person...... 话说以前也遇上过类似的事,更知名的作者也没楚戈这个发酵得离谱,这帮都是什么能人啊…… But the website had not planned that wipes this buttocks to the publishing house, again and again similar matter, the website is also angry, then responded desolately: Has given you author contact method, making you communicate, adds continually has not added?” 1 但网站倒也没打算给出版社擦这种屁股,几次三番类似的事情,网站也有气,便冷淡地回应:“早就把作者联系方式给你们了,让你们多沟通,是不是连加都没加过啊?”一 The publishing house has not really added author QQ. 出版社还真没加过作者QQ。 In the traditional thought that webnovel really cannot amount to something, the publication is because the feeling has the market, has money to gain, rather, because really thought that your work has what value. Therefore in their eyes almost every non- literature, each should change...... to ask the author to exchange on own initiative? 3 传统思维里,网文是真的上不得台面,出版是因为感觉有市场,有钱赚,而不是因为真觉得你作品有什么价值。所以在他们眼里几乎每一句都不文学,每一句都该改改……又怎么会主动找作者交流呢?三 Even again and again has had similar matter, finally slow-going defers to the original text that is unwilling not to print, but cannot bear that arrogant hand. 即使几次三番出过类似的事,最后磨磨蹭蹭不甘不愿的还是按照原文刊印,可就是忍不住那傲慢的手啊。 Result T annoyed the food to encircle unexpectedly...... 2 结果这次T居然惹上饭圈了……二 Chu Ge pledged oneself have not thought has this progress, initially opened the micro blog is just a small suggestion of Zhang Qiren, thought that that good popularity shouldn't waste...... then this accident micro blog fight is not the conventional operation? Finally usually scolded the food circle, this became the food circle leader, was unexpected. 1 楚戈发誓自己也没想过有这种进展,当初开微博只不过是张奇人的一句小建议,觉得那么好的人气不该浪费而已……然后这种事发微博战斗不是常规操作嘛?结果平时骂饭圈,这次自己成了饭圈头头,也是始料未及。一 But has to acknowledge, battle efficiency really strong...... 但不得不承认,战斗力真的强啊…… When receives the publishing house editor's QQ application, Chu Ge has not even reorganized the draft, efficiency such as in dream. 接到出版社编辑的QQ申请时,楚戈甚至连稿子都没整理完,效率得如在梦里。 What had?” Chu Ge could not bear turn the head to ask Qiu Wuji: This QQ application is comes unexpectedly to, did your flying sword that Teacher clear/pain apologized put up on their necks?” 3 “发生了什么?”楚戈都没忍住转头问秋无际:“这QQ申请居然是‘来向楚老师道歉的’,你飞剑架他们脖子上了?”三 Qiu Wuji looks at the micro blog grand occasion dull, unexpectedly suppressed one: This is the demon sword, offending somebody wound oneself, cannot use lightly......” 秋无际呆愣愣地看着微博盛况,居然憋出了一句:“此乃魔剑,伤人伤己,不可轻用啊……”
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