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#25: Gradation


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Thinks of this, Chu Ge felt oneself were many a matter to do, cannot for a lifetime the writing of nest in the room. 想到这个,楚戈觉得自己多了件事做,再也不能一辈子窝在屋里码字了。 For example the meeting that these want to turn down, including and is not restricted in the internet Writers Association meeting and same city writer small group to get together, and gathering wait/etc, must go. 比如那些本来想推掉的聚会,包括且不限于网络作协聚会、同城写手小圈子聚会、以及同学聚会等等,说不定都得去一去。 Similar Lin Wuyang this occupation, should associate much, refers to erratically can know any condition of surreal accidentally/surprisingly. 类似林武阳这种职业的,更是应该多交往,指不定就能意外得知什么超现实的状况。 Not to others whether also has the special capability to be interested, but is explores the clue that Qiu Wuji runs truly to walk to look, otherwise sits by oneself in front of the computer only writing, forever do not want to look. 并非对别人是否也有特殊能力多感兴趣,而是探索秋无际跑出来的线索确实要走出去找,否则单靠自己坐在电脑面前码字,永远也别想找出来。 Chu Ge more wants more to be the egg hurts, truly does not like the human relations, before these basically declined cleanly, is really...... messed up except for the work, can the life also change thoroughly? 楚戈越想越是蛋疼,确实是不喜欢交际啊,以前这些基本都推辞得一干二净的,真是的……除了作品乱套了,生活也彻底要变样了么? But looks that Qiu Wuji tidies up the appearance that the tableware washes dishes silently, that egg hurt is rubbed by the small hand again has vanished equally instantaneously. 可是看着秋无际默默收拾碗筷去洗碗的样子,那点蛋疼再度被小手揉过一样瞬间消失了。 The advantage of immortal cultivation is, she washes dishes is also the second washes, others men and women rent, if female prepares food general male must wash dishes this convention to share does not use directly, this compared with eating at a restaurant also comfortably, delicious is cheap and hygienic, but also pleasant wear black silk tall with looks to you. 修仙者的好处在于,她洗碗也是秒洗,别人男女同租如果女的做饭一般男的必须洗碗这常规分担都直接不用了,这比下馆子还舒服,又好吃又便宜又卫生,还赏心悦目穿着黑丝高跟给你看。 In the psychology especially is crisp, this in own world is certainly for the expert who everyone respects, here young wife same prepares food to wash dishes. Chu Ge knows that Qiu Wuji was also not necessarily flickered by a house rent not side, she definitely had to disrupting the regret of his work, intended to repay. 心理上还特爽,这位在自己世界是个人人敬慕的绝代高手,在这里小媳妇一样的做饭洗碗。楚戈知道秋无际也未必就被一个房租忽悠得没边了,她绝对是有对打乱了他作品的愧疚之意,有意偿还的。 For this, what made some changes to be considered as? 就为了这个,做出一些改变又算得了什么? The first change: Exercise. 第一件改变:锻炼。 After the food, went to the code a chapter of in addition, digested similarly to nine, Chu Ge stepped the treadmill. 饭后又去码了一章加更,到了九点消化得差不多了,楚戈就踏上了跑步机。 Treadmill ready-made, some day of Chu Ge makes a determined effort to starts to exercise the time chops the hand to buy, however you did not recognize this thing to call treadmill —— on it to pile up with various junks boxes before then, was like the shelf trailer. 跑步机是现成的,某一天楚戈发狠要开始锻炼的时候剁手买的,然而在此之前你根本认不出这玩意叫跑步机——它上面堆满了各种杂物箱子,跟个货架拖车一样。 According to the view of Zhang Qiren, who Brother Chu your treadmill very well uses, sufficing to install. 按照张奇人的说法,楚哥您这跑步机挺好用的哈,够能装。 The light moves the thing, big hot days had/left kakidrosis. Jogs only used per hour of very much losing face eight kilometers speed, ran less than ten minutes to jump down with the dog same, stands to support the knee to breathe out. 光是把东西搬下来,大热天的都出了一身臭汗。跑步很丢脸的只用了每小时八公里的速度,跑了不到十分钟就跟条狗一样跳了下来,站在旁边撑着膝盖哈气。 Qiu Wuji by reads on the sofa lazily, the vision that casts is slanting, holding to mean sigh that is difficult to be bright. 秋无际懒洋洋地靠在沙发上看书,投过来的目光斜斜的,含着意味难明的叹息。 Chu Ge wants dead. 楚戈很想死。 Your this jogs magic treasure also very to have the unique interpretation.” Qiu Wuji takes back the vision leisurely: Was short of a limit, wants this Eminence to give it peripheral to add on the shield case, doesn't run enough some time unable to come out? Feels such effect well.” “你们这跑步法宝还挺有创见的。”秋无际悠悠地收回目光:“就是少了点限制,要不要本座给它周边加上隔离罩,不跑够一定时间出不来?感觉这样效果好一点。” You, when my Huang Bo?” Chu Ge takes a break, felt that restores is very quick, came self-confidently: This too for a long time does not have the result of exercise, can insist that can be getting more and more long! My college days good and evil can also the running marathon......” “你当我黄渤呢?”楚戈休息片刻,感觉恢复也挺快,又来了自信:“这就是太久没锻炼的结果而已,能坚持就能越来越久的!我大学时代好歹也能跑马拉松的……” Insisting that...... Qiu Wuji curls the lip, before your , regards the morality that the junks car(riage) uses to know that your so-called insistence was anything. No wonder, writing main character is firm and resolute, indeed is on fantasy that cannot achieve in the book...... like the woman who he himself cannot obtain. 坚持……秋无际撇了撇嘴,就你那之前当成杂物车用的德性就知道你所谓的坚持是什么了。怪不得,写个主角坚毅无比,敢情是自己做不到的就YY在书里嘛……就像他自己得不到的女人一样。 Is thinking, saw Chu Ge to lie, both hands bent in the chest front are supporting the floor. 正这么想着,就看见楚戈趴了下来,双手屈在胸前撑着地板。 Qiu Wuji moved several chi (0.33 m) toward side, the vision was vigilant: What dreadful posture is this?” 秋无际往旁边挪了好几尺,目光警惕:“这是什么猥琐姿势?” This called the push-up, what did the old woman understand?” Chu Ge starts to puff and blow the push-up. “这叫俯卧撑,老太太懂个什么?”楚戈开始吭哧吭哧地俯卧撑。 How Qiu Wuji saw that thought this posture looks like that anything...... this world is quite strange very much, looks to seem like the exercise muscle from the body change of state, why may probably serve as the posture of that matter...... 秋无际怎么看都觉得这姿势很像那啥……这世界好奇怪啊,从身体状态变化看着像是锻炼肌肉的,可为什么要用做那种事的姿势啊…… Then Chu Ge three minutes on the lying ground. 然后楚戈三分钟就趴地上了。 The Qiu Wuji vision again becomes strange. 秋无际的目光再度变得怪异。 Is this your a half hour? 这就是您的半小时? On the Chu Ge face cannot hang again, jumps: You have visited me to do, read your book!” 楚戈脸上再也挂不住,一蹦而起:“你一直看着我干什么,看你的书啊!” „Tch.” Qiu Wuji’s gaze returned to the book. “切。”秋无际目光落回了书上 Chu Ge cannot exercise again, the resentful however region the pajamas were entering the bathroom, just walked and finds out a head: „Do you want not to wash? I look at you now this cultivation, since abstained from food has not even achieved, has not arrived mostly does not dye the dust and dirt.” 楚戈再也锻炼不下去,悻悻然地带着睡衣进了浴室,刚走进去又探出个脑袋:“你要洗不?我看你现在这个修行既然连辟谷都没达成,多半也还没到不染尘垢。” Qiu Wuji faintly said: I will be clean the technique of body. Can use to you? Time-saving reduces effort.” 秋无际淡淡道:“我会洁身之术。要不要对你用用?省时省力。” Chu Ge shrank: Does not use, feels strangely, without oneself have washed earnestly feeling, can only be being away from home on method.” 楚戈缩了回去:“不用,感觉怪怪的,没有自己认真洗过的感觉,只能作为出门在外的将就手段。” The bathroom gate closes, quick inside transmits the water sound. Qiu Wuji puts the book on the knee, some vision vacillations. 浴室门关上,很快里面传来哗哗的水响。秋无际把书搁在膝盖上,目光有些游移。 Therefore the men and women live together to be troublesome, this type is only away from a door, a man the feeling in inside taking a bath...... really lets will of the people not peaceful stark naked. 所以说男女同居就是麻烦啊,这种只隔着一扇门,一个男人赤条条在里面洗澡的感觉……真是让人心不宁。 en, broad-minded, has not seen in any case. ,光风霁月,反正又没看见。 Chu Ge this saying does not know finally was a little intentionally, says in any case in her. 还有楚戈最后这话不知道是不是有点故意,反正是说在了她心里。 Let alone with clean body magic arts, even if her original body does not dye the dust, once for a while will have the take a bath bath desire, woman...... 别说用洁身法术了,就算是她的原身早就不染尘埃,时不时还是会有泡澡澡的欲望的,女人嘛…… He mostly is intentionally, can not know own habit? Does he also want to experience to separate the gate to have a woman in the feeling of taking a bath? 他多半就是故意的,能不知道自己的习性?他也是想体验一下隔门有个女人在洗澡的感受? Bah! Really shameless, this Eminence does not wash! Qiu Wuji left a seat angrily, returns time lay. 呸!真无耻,本座偏就不洗了!秋无际愤然离座,回了次卧。 Just passed through the gate stayed. 刚进门就呆了一下。 The time lay not to have the bedding, a bedboard, she planned that continued to sit cross-legged cultivation. But this chapter of passing through the gate sees the bed sheet pillow blanket to spread neatly, but also is sending out the delicate fragrance faintly. 原本次卧没有被褥,就个床板,她打算好了继续盘膝修行的。但这回一进门就看见床单枕头毯子已经铺得整整齐齐,还隐隐散发着清香。 This is...... Chu Ge before oneself have not come back, first bought to place here? 这是……楚戈在自己还没回来之前,就先买好了放在这里? That is anticipated that has a person to live together? 那是多期待有个人一起住啊? I really do not need to sleep...... Qiu Wuji looks silently the young pig on bed holds the pillow, does not know oneself are what mood. 我真不需要睡觉的……秋无际默默看着床上的小猪抱枕,不知道自己是什么心情。 The dim light of night is deep gradually. 夜色渐深。 Was determined to adjust the life work and rest the Chu Ge again code less than half chapter of achievement tomorrow's retaining the draft, went to bed to sleep. 决心调整生活作息的楚戈再度码了小半章作为明天的存稿,就上床睡觉了。 The air conditioning is making a sound gently, sends the comfortable neatness in this summer, is smoothing moving restlessly of innermost feelings faintly. Chu Ge opens the eye to look at the ceiling, in the heart is thinking that Qiu Wuji did understand is coming with the air conditioning? Cannot seem not to relate, her normal winter and summer does not invade does not have the issue, before the thick daoist robe wear took to the streets. 空调轻轻响着,在这炎炎夏日送来舒适的清爽,也隐隐抚平着内心的躁动。楚戈睁着眼睛看着天花板,心中在想秋无际懂不懂得用空调来着?哦好像不懂也没关系,她正常的寒暑不侵是没问题的吧,之前厚厚的法衣都穿着上街的。 Waited for quite a while, the neighbor does not have the sound. The exercise is exhausted, how long today's Chu Ge has not boiled, waits falls asleep blurry. 等了半天,隔邻没有动静。锻炼疲惫,今天的楚戈没熬多久,等着等着就不知不觉间迷迷糊糊地睡着了。 In the flash that he falls asleep, Qiu Wuji has a sleep/felt, is a thief ran from the neighbor, hugs the pajamas that today is buying to enter the bathroom speedily. 就在他睡着的一瞬间,秋无际似有所觉,做贼似的从隔邻跑了出来,抱着今天买的睡衣一溜烟进了浴室。 The lechers also want to separate gate fantasize this Eminence to take a bath, when this Eminence won't listen to the person sleep? Snort. 登徒子还想隔门意淫本座洗澡,当本座不会听人睡眠么?哼。 Studied slightly, the appliance of bathroom was not difficult to analyze the usage, Qiu Wuji took off the clothes carefully, revealed such as the body of fat pure white. 略微研究了一下,浴室的器具也不难分析用法,秋无际小心地脱了衣裳,露出洁白如脂的身躯。 Taking a bath...... was a pity that comfortably here was small, the bathing pool of take a bath did not have...... 洗个澡多舒服啊……可惜这里小了点,连个泡澡的浴池都没有…… Facts showed that no matter mortal or female celestial, the time of taking a bath is extremely tragic. Chu Ge rested blurry almost quick one hour, he who is familiar with too to rest early is suppressed to awake by the sensation to urinate early, rubs the eye to walk with a self-important air goes to the restroom. 事实证明不管是凡人还是仙女,洗澡的时间都是惨绝人寰。楚戈迷迷糊糊地睡了差不多快一个小时,不习惯太早睡的他早早被尿意憋醒,揉着眼睛一步三摇地去厕所。 Just went out of the door, the front surface sees Qiu Wuji to be a thief same slipped away the bathroom. 刚刚走出房门,迎面就看见秋无际做贼一样溜出了浴室。 Two people meet by chance in the living rooms startled, Chu Ge looks dull just had/left Qiu Wuji of bath, that hair is wet, brings the delicate fragrance of shampoo thoroughly ripe, the whole person like the flowers, the tender and beautiful desire drops. 两人在客厅中间愕然相逢,楚戈呆愣愣地看着刚刚出浴的秋无际,那头发湿漉漉的,带着洗发水的清香,整个人如同熟透了的花朵,娇艳欲滴。 Two people are exactly the same lover pajamas, the baby smile on clothes look mutually, lovable incomparable. 两人身上是一模一样的情侣睡衣,衣服上的娃娃笑脸互相对望,可爱无比。 The atmosphere is quiet for a while. 气氛一时静谧。 Qiu Wuji gradually blushes the blood. 秋无际渐渐的脸红似血。 Took a bath secretly is stressed the package even, this clothes were really embarrassed, this called what sect disciple unified clothing! 偷洗澡被抓包就算了,这衣服真是难堪至极,这叫什么宗门弟子统一服饰啊! Enough peaceful several seconds, while Qiu Wuji must seek by acting crazy time, Chu Ge shows a faint smile suddenly, said the sentence in a soft voice: Good night, rests earlier.” 足足安静了好几秒,正当秋无际要寻个由头发飙的时候,楚戈忽然微微一笑,轻声说了句:“晚安,早点休息。” The words that Qiu Wuji acts crazy suppressed in the belly, turned head to gaze after him to enter the back of bathroom, long time was speechless. 秋无际发飙的话憋回了肚子里,扭头目送他进了卫生间的背影,半晌无言。
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