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#148: This man you cannot grasp


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Qiu Wuji went home to prepare food, today invites Moe Moe while convenient. 秋无际回家做饭了,今天顺便邀请了萌萌 Previous Chu Ge also said that knows her friend, Qiu Wuji feels should...... 上次楚戈也说了,认识认识她朋友,秋无际觉得很应该…… Contacts the world of opposite party mutually, this is also one point. Can be ganged up by the young married woman as for Chu Ge, the Qiu Wuji oral police vigilant cautious jealousy soars to the heavens, actually the innermost feelings trust Chu Ge. 互相接触对方的世界嘛,这也是一环。至于楚戈会不会被少妇勾搭,秋无际口头警警惕惕醋意冲天的,其实内心非常信任楚戈 Gu Ruoyan Yue Ying is so outstanding, has not seen Chu Ge to have anything to indicate, Moe Moe is much longer may be obviously inferior their. 顾若言月影都那么优秀,没见楚戈有什么表示,萌萌长得不错可还是明显不如她们的。 Naturally Moe Moe possibly can let loose...... en compared with them...... 当然萌萌可能比她们放得开………… Ok, is insufficient. 算了,不至于。 Said that was buys to spread the cucumber of face to take by two people one directly was eating, clapped hands the community. 说是买来敷脸的黄瓜直接被两人一人一根拿着吃了,一路呱唧呱唧进了小区。 „Do you live in this?” Zhu Moe Moe is eating the cucumber, sizes up everywhere: This community is very lonesome and quiet, thought for no reason is very suitable you.” “你就住这啊?”朱萌萌啃着黄瓜,四处打量:“这社区还挺幽静的,无端端觉得很适合你。” Qiu Wuji then smiles: My boyfriend writes a book, the rental house first premise that he looks for is peaceful.” 秋无际便笑:“我男朋友写书的,他找的租屋第一前提就是安静。” Now really says boyfriend?” “现在真挂在嘴边‘男朋友’了啊?” Yes.” “是啊。” Which achieves? Goes to bed?” “做到哪一步啦?上床没?” Qiu Wuji somewhat is awkwardly small, lying down on a bed is? 秋无际有些小尴尬,躺在一张床上算不算? Zhu Moe Moe looked that her expression also guesses three points, have the sound: You said that you 25, even that has not done .” 朱萌萌看她那表情也猜了三分,啧啧有声:“你说你二十五了,连那都没做过,啧。” Far more than 25, 10,000 have not done! 何止二十五,一万都没做过! Qiu Wuji straightens one's neck saying: Without doing how, is this instead the matter of humiliation is how inadequate? This...... I thought that you instead lose face!” 秋无际梗着脖子道:“没做过怎么啦,怎么这反而是丢脸的事不成?本……我看你们反而丢脸!” This anything age, you were GG or, but also was saying words that this type no one spoke last century.” Zhu Moe Moe smilingly is hugging her, is whispering in somebody's ear saying: That very comfortable, aren't you curious?” “这都什么年代了,你是gg还是啊,还在说这种上个世纪都没人说的话。”朱萌萌笑眯眯地搂着她,咬着耳朵道:“那个很舒服的啊,你一点都不好奇吗?” Has something curiously!” Qiu Wuji wants to throw her. “有什么可好奇的!”秋无际想把她丢出去。 During the speeches entered the corridor, in the Qiu Wuji heart moved suddenly, the left hand extended towering, pressing is void. 说话间进了楼道,秋无际忽然心中一动,左手突兀地伸了出去,摁在虚空。 The void distortion, appears Chu Ge was pressed to distort the face, seems like that originally wants, to be pressed not to have directly. 虚空一阵扭曲,现出楚戈被摁变形了的脸,看似本来想亲亲,被直接摁没了。 „To sneak attack me, you fail to study now.” Qiu Wuji sneers. “想偷袭我,你现在学坏了啊。”秋无际冷笑。 Chu Ge that injustice, is thinks the stealth comes to pleasant surprise, the result sees side Qiu Wuji accidentally/surprisingly the following person, does not dare to reveal ability, has to hide in the corridor does not dare to go out. 楚戈那个冤啊,本来是想隐身过来给个“惊喜”,结果意外看见秋无际身边跟着人,又不敢显露异能,只好躲在楼道不敢出去。 Finally Qiu Wuji comes to discover to have different, pressed. 结果秋无际一进来就发现有异,一把摁过来了。 „!” What Zhu Moe Moe awakened to have, this has the thief? She extracts the big lotus root, hits direct to head downward: Catches the thief!” “哇呀呀呀!”朱萌萌才醒悟发生了什么,这是有贼啊?她抽出大藕,劈头盖脑地往下打:“抓贼!” Chu Ge withdraws rapidly, Qiu Wuji pressed the hand recycling of his face, the ease held the lotus root, compensated to smile: Moe Moe, misunderstanding......” 楚戈飞速后撤,秋无际摁他脸的手回收,反掌就抓住了藕,赔笑:“萌萌,误会啦……” „......, A little looks familiar, just like picture, your boyfriend.” Zhu Moe Moe also received the boyfriend on hand, erratically sized up Chu Ge surprisedly: ability?” “……哦,有点面熟,和照片一样,你男朋友啊。”朱萌萌也收起了手上的男朋友,惊疑不定地打量楚戈:“异能?” Qiu Wuji shows a faint smile: You have, installs anything.” 秋无际微微一笑:“你也有啊,装什么。” Zhu Moe Moe: Grass.” 朱萌萌:“草。” Three people went to the elevator very naturally, Chu Ge received the Qiu Wuji basket, hesitant, reached out Zhu Moe Moe: Your bag looks a little heavily, gives me.” 三人上了电梯,楚戈很自然地接过秋无际的篮子,又犹豫了一下,向朱萌萌伸出手:“你那个袋子看着有点重,也给我吧。” Qiu Wuji inserts among two people, unemotional: That is her boyfriend, does not need you to worry.” 秋无际插在两人中间,面无表情:“那是她的男朋友,不用你操心。” Zhu Moe Moe: „......” 朱萌萌:“……” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” Sees your boyfriend for the first time, are you like this black I?” Looks that Chu Ge opens the door, Zhu Moe Moe is seizing Qiu Wuji behind, clenches jaws saying: I misread you Qiuqiu!” “第一次见你男朋友,你就这样黑我?”看着楚戈去开门,朱萌萌在身后揪住秋无际,咬牙切齿道:“我看错你了秋秋!” Qiu Wuji does not make a sound. 秋无际不吱声。 Zhu Moe Moe lowers the sound: He is quite gentle, but also thinks that helps me carry the thing, nowadays outside infant where has sympathizes the person......” 朱萌萌又压低声音:“不过他好温柔啊,还会想到帮我拎东西,这年头外面的小毛头哪有这么体贴人的……” Really is black you not to have the black mistake, protects from fire the security against best friend. 果然黑你就没黑错,防火防盗防闺蜜。 However, yesterday I displayed before his mother, today is one's turn him to display before my friend, whose having a look at score to be high? 不过话说回来,昨天我在他妈妈面前表现,今天轮到他在我朋友面前表现,看看谁得分高? Snort. 哼。 Qiu Wuji ate a cucumber. 秋无际啃了一口黄瓜。 Chu Ge secretly is slanting the eye to peep she to eat the cucumber, swallowed a saliva quietly. 楚戈就偷偷斜着眼睛偷看她吃黄瓜,悄悄咽了口唾沫。 Qiu Wuji discovered, queerly said: „Do you also want to eat?.” 秋无际发现了,奇道:“你也想吃啊?还有一根的。” No, no, does not eat.” Chu Ge has transferred the head. “没,没,不吃。”楚戈转过了脑袋。 Zhu Moe Moe throws smiles, bites the ear of Qiu Wuji saying: Your boyfriend is also young.” 朱萌萌扑哧一笑,咬着秋无际的耳朵道:“你男朋友也是雏儿。” Qiu Wuji is very surprised: How do you see?” 秋无际很吃惊:“你怎么看出来的?” Hee hee, is really lovable.” “嘻嘻,真可爱。” Is lovable lovably your head.” “可爱你个头啊可爱。” Three people entered the room, Chu Ge good of performance movie king level: en, Qiuqiu your friend came, accompanies the friend to sit, today I prepare food.” 三人进了屋,楚戈的表现影帝级的好:“,秋秋你朋友来了,多陪朋友坐坐,今天我做饭。” Will you make a wool the food, the egg-fried rice? 你会做个毛的饭,蛋炒饭吗? Qiu Wuji is rubbing the tooth, piles a face forced smile: I and Moe Moe prepare food to play together, you are staying at the same time, did the character code end?” 秋无际磨着牙,堆出一脸假笑:“我和萌萌一起做饭玩,你一边呆着去,字码完了吗?” The Chu Ge character really did not have the code to end, hears word said hypocritically: Entertainment friend is quite important......” 楚戈字还真没码完,闻言假惺惺道:“招待朋友比较重要……” Resulted, without your matter, Moe Moe comes with me.” Qiu Wuji pulled up Zhu Moe Moe to enter the kitchen. “得了,没你的事,萌萌跟我来。”秋无际一把拉起朱萌萌进了厨房。 clear/pain Yingdi does cough two, returned to room writing to go to...... this Moe Moe a little to sprout/moe directly probably gruffly, aiya no matter in any case sprouted, woman where had writing to be important, over the two days the matter were many, wasted the fist of time Pan Da to be away from internet line again to punch. Pitifully only wants with Qiuqiu to discuss that space ability...... considers as finished, perhaps in the evening, lies on the bed chats, hee hee. 楚影帝干两声,直接回房码字去了……这个萌萌好像有点憨萌,哎呀反正不管萌不萌,女人哪有码字重要,这两天事多,再浪费时间潘达的拳头都要隔着网线揍过来了。只可惜想和秋秋讨论一下空间异能……算了,晚上吧,说不定躺在床上聊,嘻嘻。 Finally the performance of Chu Ge obtained the approval of Qiuqiu and Moe Moe simultaneously. 结果楚戈的表现同时获得了秋秋萌萌的认可。 Qiu Wuji can see a that goods performing skill false, really does not care to a Moe Moe point, good good. 秋无际看得出那货演技一眼假,果然对萌萌一点不在意,不错不错。 Moe Moe thought that this man will also rush to prepare food unexpectedly...... 萌萌觉得这男人居然还会抢着做饭诶…… She arched to pull out to wash pig kidney Qiu Wuji, attached the meatus auditorius: Qiuqiu, this boyfriend you cannot grasp, the elder sister comes.” 她拱了拱正在掏洗猪腰子的秋无际,附耳道:“秋秋,这个男朋友你把握不住,还是姐姐来吧。” Go away, how couldn't I grasp?” “滚,我怎么把握不住了?” You could not certainly grasp, you looked that his grown man is full of vigor, has the need is right?” “你当然把握不住了,你看啊,他大男人血气方刚,有需要的对不对?” What's the big deal, was very normal.” “那又怎么了,很正常啊。” „It is not normal. Before you have not lived together, he can solve, you lived together, he was not quite instead convenient. Finally you seduce, does not give to bump, he what to do?” “一点都不正常。你没同居之前,他可以自己解决,你来同居了,他反而不太方便了。结果你又诱惑得不行,又不给碰,他怎么办啊?” Qiu Wuji washes the hand of kidney there, is in a daze. 秋无际洗腰子的手顿在那里,发呆。 Is listening to a little truth inexplicably. 莫名听着有点道理啊。 Zhu Moe Moe also said: Then, you give back to him to eat the kidney, the pig tail, the fragrant-flowered garlic, oh wanted him to assign/life...... looked simply continually ate the cucumber to be able yy to get up, simply in these dead dwelling like my group felt sorry for......” 朱萌萌又道:“然后呢,你还给他吃腰子,猪尾巴,韭菜,哇塞要他命了简直……连看个吃黄瓜都能yy起来,简直像我群里那些死宅似的太可怜了……” Qiu Wuji weakly said: Moe Moe I thought that you offended the person.” 秋无际弱弱道:“萌萌我觉得你得罪人了。” Zhu Moe Moe: „?” 朱萌萌:“?” cough.” Qiu Wuji said: These things are you let buy.” 。”秋无际道:“这些东西是你让买的啊。” Therefore you cannot grasp, I said that you buy, anything has not thought.” Zhu Moe Moe painful said/tunnel: In your house, he had not stolen the fishy smell opportunity fortunately actually. What as long as you need to travel on official business or return to one's old home, you said that outside has the lowly person of acme of beauty and deportment by some chance, hasn't his summit explained?” “所以说你把握不住吧,我说你就买,啥都没想过啊。”朱萌萌沉痛地道:“还好你一直住家里,他倒是没有偷腥的机会。但凡你需要出差啊或者回老家什么的,你说外面万一有个千娇百媚的小贱人,他还不屁颠颠交待了?” The Qiu Wuji look starts to straighten. 秋无际眼神开始发直。 I really must return to one's old home. 我真的要回老家啊。 Therefore!” Zhu Moe Moe patted wringer: This military strategist thinks, your majesty needs is not the wringer, presses out juice Ji!” “所以!”朱萌萌拍了拍身边的榨汁机:“本军师以为,陛下需要的不是榨汁机,是榨汁姬!” This food Qiu Wuji eats has no appetite, the eyeball is glancing the face of Chu Ge unceasingly. 这顿饭秋无际吃得食不甘味,眼珠子不断在瞟楚戈的脸。 Chu Ge eats bewilderedly, thinks that Qiu Wuji is testing itself to be able with Moe Moe to gang up, then sits respectfully, food got down and Zhu Moe Moe even/including Juhua has not gone to say. 楚戈吃得莫名其妙,以为秋无际在考验自己会不会和萌萌勾勾搭搭呢,便正襟危坐,一顿饭下来和朱萌萌连句话都没去说。 Zhu Moe Moe have a relish looks at this actually to the appearance, finds it fun. 朱萌萌倒是饶有兴致地看着这对儿的样子,觉得好好玩啊。 28, 25, two people can make Zhu Moe Moe remember in once campus, at that time jolly youth, sweet shy, warm slightly sweet. 一个二十八,一个二十五,偏偏两人都能让朱萌萌想起曾经的校园里,那时美好的青春,甜甜的青涩,暖暖的微甘。 May be too rare in this way of the world. 在这世道可太难得了。 She knew the limitation very much has not disturbed, to finish eating the lunch to say goodbye to depart decisively, small left the space of points to this to lovably. 她很识相地没有多打扰,吃完午饭就果断告辞离去,给这对儿小可爱留点空间。 Qiu Wuji has not detained politely, without lost on...... to ask this fool to have what food her directly well, ate the person to restless, might as well invited mother -in-law. 秋无际也没客气挽留,没把她直接丢出去就不错了……请这货来吃什么饭啊,吃得人心神不宁的,还不如请婆婆呢。 She delivers Zhu Moe Moe to go out, is hanging a lot of matters, entered the kitchen to wash dishes silently. 她送朱萌萌出了门,挂着一肚子事儿,默默地进了厨房洗碗。 Held a pair of solid arm, Qiu Wuji stiff, such as such subconsciousness has not moved the elbow again for the first time, calmly is being hugged by him. 身后抱来一双坚实的胳膊,秋无际僵了一下,没有再如第一次那样下意识动肘子,静静地由他抱着。 Male and female friend. 男女朋友了嘛。 Actually Qiu Wuji very likes this posture, can feel the Chu Ge heartfelt dependence and affection. 其实秋无际挺喜欢这个姿势的,能感觉到楚戈由衷的依恋和喜爱。 Chu Ge hangs the chin on her shoulder as usual, supple sound said: What's wrong, always feels you today a little concern.” 楚戈照旧把下巴挂在她肩膀上,柔声道:“怎么啦,总感觉你今天有点心事。” No.” Qiu Wuji found an excuse: Lies down on a bed with the man, attacked too in a big way to this Eminence was not good, disgusting deceased person, a day ignorant.” “没有啦。”秋无际找了个理由:“和男人躺一张床上,对本座冲击太大了不行吗,恶心死人了,一天浑浑噩噩的。” Sighed as for......” Chu Ge, supple sound said: You are worried about this, tonight rests...... dealt with the mother and that's the end.” “至于嘛……”楚戈叹了口气,柔声道:“你担心这个,今晚还是睡回去就是了……本来就是应付老妈。” Qiu Wuji truly plans to rest tonight, may listen to him to say on own initiative, instead is a little uncomfortable, your former capital does not keep! 秋无际确实打算今晚睡回去的,可听他主动这么说,反而有点不舒服,你留都不留一下啊! Actually listens to Chu Ge to continue said: „The Chu Ge hollow of the shoulder prepares to Qiu Wuji, waits for you to rest the head on the dagger-axe momentarily.” 却听楚戈续道:“楚戈的肩窝是给秋无际准备的,随时等你来枕戈。” Qiu Wuji small was uncomfortable had instantaneously, hmph hmph saying: You just wait, who love the pillow dagger-axe, wants.” 秋无际的小小不舒服瞬间就没了,哼哼道:“那你等着吧,谁爱枕戈,想多了。” Chu Ge also thinks little, very natural kisses her profile , to continue to hug her. 楚戈也不以为忤,很是自然地亲了亲她的侧脸,继续抱着她。 Qiu Wuji thought that warm, does not want to move, only wants to depend like only the kitty on him, the strength of continually washing dishes was disinclined. 秋无际觉得暖暖的,不想动,只想就这么像只猫咪一样靠在他身上,连洗碗的力气都懒得动了。 Before the window of afternoon sunlight by washing-up sink exposed to the sun, Qiu Wuji shuts out dazzlingly, is slightly excessive, by his arms. 午后的阳光透过洗碗池前的窗户晒了进来,秋无际嫌弃刺眼,微微偏过头,靠在他怀里。 Chu Ge as if obtains what suggestion, continues to bow the head, attempts to bump into her lip gently. 楚戈却仿佛得到什么暗示似的,又继续俯首下来,尝试着轻轻碰上她的唇。 The Qiu Wuji eyelash moves, closed the eye. 秋无际睫毛动了动,闭上了眼睛。 In the afternoon in the sunlight kitchen, silence reigns, four silence. The young men and women calmly hug and kiss, the respite sound is light. 午后阳光的厨房里,万籁俱寂,四下无声。只有小男女静静地拥吻,喘息声轻不可闻。
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