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#147: Moe Moe


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Chu Ge thought that now the mother spoke compared with the former tide, does not know that was because in the internet were many, because the ability department young people were many, was influenced by what one sees and hears. 楚戈觉得现在老妈说话比以前潮了很多,也不知道是因为上网上多了呢,还是因为异能部门年轻人多,耳濡目染的。 Remembered initially that your horse to you a fist the expression package, Chu Ge wants to cover the face, this tide probably was not a place. 想起当初那张“你马给你一拳”的表情包,楚戈就想捂脸,这潮得好像也不是地方。 Is a bit like Qiuqiu by the sand sculpture group friend had a bad effect on the appearance. 有点像秋秋被沙雕群友带坏了的样子。 Ok.” Wu Xiuyun said: Mother cannot remain is too long, last night case needed me to continue to follow up, leading the person to return to the capital. Also keeps one day probably, the lunch is not necessarily able to eat here, hurries to teach you while the morning, looked at your intelligence quotient.” “好了。”吴秀云说:“老妈不能留太久,昨晚的案子需要我继续跟进,带人回京。大概也就留一天,午饭都未必会在这里吃,趁着早上赶紧教你,看你智商了。” Chu Ge said: I also want to study you to change that space ability of thing a moment ago, is mustard seed Xumi?” 楚戈道:“我还想学你刚才变出东西的那手空间能力,是芥子纳须弥么?” Does not calculate, is along the space , can only put the thing.” Wu Xiuyun said: This may achieving the simple stealth is more difficult, you determined that can study?” “不算,算是随身空间,也只能放死物。”吴秀云道:“这个可比做到简易隐身难多了,你确定能学?” Chu Ge deliberately considered perhaps, the mother listens to tell is unable to experience own feeling actually, actual in own feeling, this space also independent space are close to the current situation along the contrary.. 楚戈寻思了一下,或许老妈听讲述还是无法实际体验自己的感觉,实际在自己的感觉上,这种随身空间反倒还比自身独立空间更加接近自己目前的情况。。 Moreover easy-to-use...... Qiuqiu cannot bring the thing to come out, without storage ring, oneself does storage space multi- fucking awesome! 而且好用啊……秋秋不能带东西出来,没有储物戒,自己搞个储物空间多牛批啊! Studies.” Chu Ge said categorically: I study these not sadly, you know that what is the intelligence quotient!” “都学。”楚戈斩钉截铁道:“我学这些就没难过,你会知道什么叫智商!” ............ ………… That side Qiu Wuji is a little hesitant small at the food market. 那边秋无际在菜市场有点小犹豫。 Today's vegetable/dish does not know how to buy. 今天的菜不知道怎么买了。 Before did grocery shopping saying that likes buying anything to buy anything, Chu Ge did not select food, even if had the thing not to like eating does not speak, no matter she bought anything to make anything, so long as in any case the end came up to eat smiles. 以前买菜好说,爱买什么买什么,楚戈不挑食,或者即使有东西不爱吃也不说话,不管她买什么做什么,反正只要端上来都吃得笑眯眯的。 Then which vegetables/dishes oneself will also pay attention his to clamp several chopsticks, which vegetables/dishes eat relatively little, silently remember, henceforth the Chu Ge eating meal eye narrows the eyes more and more, Qiu Wuji also feel very happy. 然后自己也会留心他哪些菜会多夹几筷子,哪些菜相对吃得少,默默记住,从此楚戈吃饭眼睛就越来越眯,秋无际自己也觉得很开心。 That is being familiar of day after day and is together, day after day cleverness. 那是一天天的熟悉和相处,一天天的灵犀。 Who said that I do not understand you, I understand your place to be possible. 谁说我不了解你,我了解你的地方可多啦。 But today mother-in-law, this vegetable/dish does not know how immediately should buy, fully does not understand her taste, if the vegetable/dish of entire table she does not like eating, that scene is much awkward? 但今天婆婆在,这菜顿时就不知道该怎么买了,完全不了解她的口味啊,万一全桌的菜她都不爱吃,那场面多尴尬啊? The hesitant moment, Qiu Wuji looked for secondary attack young expert Zhu Moe Moe: Moe Moe, Moe Moe ~ 犹豫片刻,秋无际又找了助攻小能手朱萌萌:“萌萌,萌萌~” Zhu Moe Moe returns: „, Will look for you, today saw a standing net chart, said is early fall love, I felt that person seems like you.” 朱萌萌回:“诶,正要找你呢,今天看见了一张网图,说是初秋之恋,我感觉那人好像你啊。” Qiu Wuji: „...... Do you also access the net to surf? Are you GG or MM?” 秋无际:“……您也上网冲浪啊?你是GG还是MM啊?” Qiuqiu is very self-satisfied, I this words will say now continually, has been able to camouflage very fashion Internet users! 秋秋很得意,我现在连这种话都会说了,已经可以伪装一个非常时尚的网民了! It is not right, I am very fashion Internet users. Every day enters the group to reflect on one's behavior repeatedly, who I am, which I am , can group friend what...... with the group friend study of what metropolis/can, be able is not fashionable? 不对,我就是一个非常时尚的网民啊。每天进群都要三省吾身,我是谁,我在哪,群友怎么什么都会……跟什么都会的群友学出来的,能不时尚嘛? That side Zhu Moe Moe was saying: „, My sparks/Mars? Also to the present quick Mid-Autumn Festival. Therefore is that person really you?” 那边朱萌萌正在说:“啊,我火星了吗?也对现在都快中秋了。所以那人真的是你吗?” Is I, how?” “是我啊,怎么了?” Your boyfriend good commander good to be gentle!” “你男朋友好帅好温柔啊!” Qiu Wuji: „...... Did meeting of your husband, spousal and kid's dad, process?” 秋无际:“……您的丈夫、爱人、孩子他爹的相会,处理完了没?” Had been hoodwinked by me. You ask me to do today, acted difficult with the boyfriend? That just right, introduced to me.” “早就被我蒙混过去了。诶,你今天找我是干嘛,和男朋友闹别扭了?那正好啊,介绍给我吧。” Qiu Wuji: Go away.” 秋无际:“滚。” Zhu Moe Moe sent a bursting into tears expression. 朱萌萌发了个流泪的表情。 Qiu Wuji said: You married, how is very familiar to give mother -in-law to prepare food?” 秋无际道:“你结婚了,想必很熟悉怎么给婆婆做饭吧?” Zhu Moe Moe: „?” 朱萌萌:“?” What's wrong?” “怎么?” Embarrassed this is my knowledge blind spot.” Zhu Moe Moe had the interest suddenly: „Do you want to prepare food to mother -in-law? Is doing grocery shopping?” “不好意思这是我知识盲区。”朱萌萌忽然起了兴致:“你要给婆婆做饭啊?在买菜吗?” Qiu Wuji regrets to ask that this far-fetched friend, has saying: Yes, does not know that buys what vegetable/dish.” 秋无际后悔问这个不靠谱的朋友了,只好道:“是啊,不知道买什么菜。” Zhu Moe Moe said: Is my teahouse separates street that food market is right? Your wait a moment, I play.” 朱萌萌道:“就是我茶楼隔街那个菜市场对吧?你等会啊,我过来玩。” Qiu Wuji is very helpless: „Do you do?” 秋无际很是无奈:“你来干嘛啊?” How studies to give mother -in-law to do grocery shopping, I thought that this will become my future one to hide the big move.” “学习一下怎么给婆婆买菜,我觉得这会成为我将来的一个隐藏大招。” I felt, if your husband discovered oneself and your kid's dad is not the same person time, your this big move of point with will not have.” “我觉得如果你丈夫发现自己和你孩子他爹不是同一个人的时候,你这种大招一点用都不会有的。” Cracks a joke, I simply do not have the child, looks at you to believe ha.” “开玩笑的,我根本没孩子,瞧你信的哈哈哈。” Qiu Wuji sent the design of grass to her: Comes, the staff officer one buys anything is also good.” 秋无际发了个草的图案给她:“来就来呗,参谋一下买什么也好。” When are not many, Zhu Moe Moe came in high spirits, Qiu Wuji stands in the food market entrance is waiting, sees her to wave far away. 过不多时,朱萌萌兴冲冲地过来了,秋无际站在菜市场入口等着,大老远就看见她在挥手。 Qiu Wuji thought that Zhu Moe Moe is very fun, possibly this is a reason. 秋无际觉得朱萌萌挺好玩的,可能这就是眼缘吧。 A second generation of rich girl, is long can pass, actually without being bossy to have keen eyesight in withstand/top the problem, daily laughing mindless, the biggest hobby is to make spa and yoga, is pays attention to the skin and stature in brief. 一个富二代女孩子,长得也过得去,却没有颐指气使眼高于顶的毛病,天天嘻嘻哈哈没心没肺的,最大的爱好就是做spa和瑜伽,简而言之就是关注皮肤和身材。 Possibly the love history are many, happen to learns from experienced people. 可能情史不少,正好取经。 Although most times have not depended on the spectrum...... why, but become friends care to be credible. 虽然多数时候没靠过谱……但交朋友何必在意靠不靠谱。 This is Qiu Wuji in the first friend of this world, temporarily is also only one. Sometimes buys the vegetable/dish, without sharply going home, is bypassing separates the street to go to the Zhu Moe Moe shop to drink tea hear of zhengs, is very comfortable. 这是秋无际在此世的第一个朋友,暂时也是唯一的一个。有时候买完菜,没急着回家,就绕过隔街去朱萌萌店里喝茶听筝,挺舒服的。 Chu Ge asked Zhong Yi confirmed after this person has no issue, Qiu Wuji felt relieved. 楚戈问了钟逸确认这家人没什么问题之后,秋无际就更放心了。 Zhu Moe Moe runs over, embraces the arm of Qiu Wuji to walk toward in: Your this carries the basket good wife and loving mother's appearance really to gnaw one.” 朱萌萌跑了过来,揽住秋无际的手臂往里走:“你这拎着个篮子贤妻良母的样子真的想让人啃一口。” Qiu Wuji smiles: You should not be a lily.” 秋无际笑:“你该不会是个百合吧。” Yes, the daughter must mix with me, wraps you to fill of enjoyment.” “是啊是啊,小娘子要不要跟我混,包你吃香喝辣。” Exempted...... the words to say that classical teahouse that you opened obviously, how the classical graceful flavor did not have, but also in the little miss of ball zheng without your teahouse had the taste.” “免了……话说你明明开的那么古典的茶楼,怎么一点古典优雅的味道都没有啊,还没你茶楼里弹筝的小姑娘有味儿。” Qiuqiu, you must first understand that...... my family is mines to build up, then makes the teapot, then sells the tea......” 秋秋,你要先明白……我家是挖矿起家,然后做茶壶,再然后才卖茶的……” Emmmm......” “emmmm……” Therefore you come to the teahouse very much appropriately, toward that sits, felt the ancient beautiful woman walks from the picture, did not need to wear the ancient costume.” “所以你很合适来茶楼啊,往那一坐,感觉就是个古代美人儿从画里走出来,都不用穿古装。” Qiu Wuji queerly said: Is so obvious?” 秋无际奇道:“这么明显吗?” Yes you smuggled some word usages and short phrases especially frequently, the taste clash.” “是啊尤其你经常夹带一些用词和短句,味儿太冲了。” Qiu Wuji did not speak with a smile. 秋无际笑着不说话。 Before such a saying, a little will be been perhaps hurried, this is something that gives one away. Now discovered there is nothing at the worst, usually spoke very modern enough, in the bone that ancient taste could not cover up, others only think that was your scholarly family knowledge education, or most thought that you liked installing to compel, who will feel you really from ancient times or in the book ran...... 以前被人这么一说,说不定会有点慌,这可是马脚。现在发现没什么大不了的,平时说话很现代就够了,骨子里那点古味掩不住,别人只会以为是你书香门第学识教养,或者最多觉得你爱装逼,谁会觉得你真从古代来的或者书里跑出来的啊…… She settles down before a vegetables booth, looks at the spinach hesitant, thought that today this spinach is very attractive. But heard that the spinach cannot eat with any anything, has someone spinach the allergy...... and Chu Ge eats meal no matter together these, but now...... 她驻足在一个蔬菜摊前,犹豫地看着菠菜,觉得今天这菠菜很漂亮。可是又听说菠菜又不能和啥啥一起吃啦,有谁谁菠菜又过敏啦……和楚戈一起吃饭才不管这些呢,可现在…… „, How does boss cucumber sell?” Zhu Moe Moe is asking the vendor. “诶诶,老板这个黄瓜怎么卖?”朱萌萌正在问摊主。 Qiu Wuji looks askance. 秋无际侧目。 Did you also really buy? The cucumber, does not know that mother -in-law likes not eating...... 你还真买上了啊?黄瓜,不知道婆婆爱吃不…… The vendors look that two beautiful girl's orange colors hand in hand are excellent, not being able to bear is colored on the capricious mouth: Beautiful woman, now unpopular cucumber.” 摊主看着两个漂亮女孩子手挽手的橘色大好,忍不住就心猿意马口花花:“美女,现在不流行黄瓜的。” Zhu Moe Moe silly: „? What is that popular?” 朱萌萌傻了一下:“呃?那流行什么?” The vendors take a lotus root: Now uses the lotus root, ventilates the water percolation.” 摊主拿着一根藕:“现在都用藕,透气透水。” Qiu Wuji has not even understood, the Zhu Moe Moe second understands, gets angry: I buy the cucumber make the facial mask!” 秋无际甚至没听懂,朱萌萌秒懂,怒道:“我买黄瓜是做面膜的!” The vendors also felt oneself have a big mouth is not quite good, said embarrasedly: You on hand this eight one jin (0.5 kg).” 摊主也觉得自己口无遮拦不太好,讪讪道:“你手头这种的八块一斤。” Zhu Moe Moe felt oneself make spa time how to spread how many pieces to receive 80? Is so cheap, comes a car(riage)!” 朱萌萌觉得自己去做spa的时候怎么敷几片就要收八十呢?“这么便宜,来一车!” Qiu Wuji could not bear draw her: Moe Moe, bought 2-3.” 秋无际忍不住拉了拉她:“萌萌,买2-3根就得了。” „......” Zhu Moe Moe selected two big losing on the electronic scale, suddenly is somewhat bashful: That lotus root also comes one.” “哦哦……”朱萌萌挑了两根大的丢在电子秤上,忽然有些忸怩:“那藕也来一根。” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” Vendors: „???” 摊主:“???” Qiu Wuji discovered that brings Zhu Moe Moe to have an unexpected advantage, that was she really does not need to intertwine to buy anything. 秋无际发现带着朱萌萌有个意想不到的好处,那就是她真不用纠结买什么了。 Because Zhu Moe Moe saw that anything buys. 因为朱萌萌看到什么都买。 A while kidney invigorating the kidney, a while pig tail diuresis, big pile of theories heft unguardedly, the Qiu Wuji shopping basket was then full. 一会儿腰子补肾,一会儿猪尾巴利尿,一大堆理论信口掂来,然后秋无际的菜篮子就满了。 Although probably is a little related with that matter. 虽然都好像与那事儿有点相关。 Does not manage, mother -in-law asked that said that this ate well, that was good, total scale adjustment did grocery shopping the basis, without had a headache...... 不管了,婆婆问起,就说这个吃得好,那个有好处,总归算个买菜依据,没那么头疼了…… The cell phone ring tone rang suddenly. 手机铃声忽然响了起来。 Looks askance the —— Qiu Wuji ting this feedback to Zhu Moe Moe is «Makes Us Swing Twin screw» unexpectedly! 这回轮到朱萌萌侧目——秋无际的铃声居然是《让我们荡起双桨》! Does this year have with this makes the ting? Did this call the ground beetle to call the childlike innocence? 这年头还有用这做铃声的?这叫土鳖还是叫童心? Qiu Wuji answers the telephone, Chu Ge’s voice transmits: Qiuqiu, did not need to intertwine to do grocery shopping, the mother had the matter to walk.” 秋无际接起电话,楚戈的声音传来:“秋秋,不用纠结买菜了,老妈有事已经走了。” You know unexpectedly I intertwine to do grocery shopping.” “你居然知道我纠结买菜。” That is natural.” Chu Ge is a little happily small: „Can I not understand you?” “那是当然。”楚戈有点小得意:“我能不懂你嘛?” In the Qiu Wuji heart also is a little happily small, is actually putting on a serious face saying: But you cannot a half hour say early, I have bought!” 秋无际心中也有点小高兴,却板着脸道:“但你不能早半小时说嘛,我都已经买了!” „Before emmmm a half hour, I have not completed.” “emmmm半小时之前我还没学完。” Qiu Wuji has a look at the time, is somewhat amazed: „Was your meaning you completes now?” 秋无际看看时间,有些惊诧:“你的意思是你现在学完了?” Yes, only two space ability, were too simple.” Chu Ge said naturally. “是啊,区区两个空间异能,实在太简单了。”楚戈说得理所当然。 Qiu Wuji is wooden. 秋无际木然。 That is the space! Through the ages one of the most difficult solution principles! When you you are doing grocery shopping? 那可是空间!古往今来最难解的法则之一!你当你在买菜吗?
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