WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

#133: Our children


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This is bakes a cake greatly!” In Pizza Hut, the Qiu Wuji neck wears a small napkin, grasping the knife and fork is angry: Bakes a cake together a ham, spreads that type of strange sauce, why can sell such expensively?” “这就是个大烘饼!”必胜客里,秋无际脖子围着个小餐巾,手持刀叉愤愤然:“一块烘饼加点火腿,涂上那种奇怪的酱,为什么就要卖这么贵?” How Chu Ge does not know explained, long time suppresses one: Even...... brand value. Like the fried chicken that day eats, oneself buy to explode is also cheaper.” 楚戈不知道怎么解释,半晌才憋出一句:“就算是……品牌价值吧。就像那天吃的炸鸡,自己买回去炸也便宜很多。” Therefore is special pit your sluggard?” “所以就是专坑你这种懒汉的吗?” No.” Chu Ge said sincerely: Special pit wants to lead the girl or the child comes out to eat the thing. If I eat KFC, what day at least will have a look at......” “不。”楚戈诚恳道:“专坑想带女孩子或者小孩子出来吃东西的。如果我自己去吃肯德基,起码会看看星期几……” Qiu Wuji: „...... Can return goods?” 秋无际:“……能不能退货?” Cannot.” “不能。” You want code many characters to trade this cake!” Qiu Wuji loves dearly, is blowing on the cake carefully various types of strange ingredients and white Jiang: This blew, blew how much money...... to eat a cake......” “你要码多少字才能换这一块饼!”秋无际心疼得要死,小心地刮着饼上各种奇奇怪怪的配料和白酱:“这一刮,刮了多少钱……就为了吃块饼……” Chu Ge is a little also absent-minded, does not know that this is the daughter or mother. 楚戈又有点恍惚,不知道这是女儿还是妈。 In the past rubbed the mother leads herself to eat Pizza Hut the time for the first time, probably her also almost this performance...... 当年第一次磨着老妈带自己吃必胜客的时候,好像她也差不多这表现…… Eats the cake also to want the knife fork......” Qiu Wuji still to mumble: With uncomfortable......” “吃饼还要刀子叉子……”秋无际还在哼哼唧唧:“用得都难受……” Chu Ge cannot help laughing: You can take with the hand.” 楚戈哑然失笑:“你可以用手拿的。” About Qiu Wuji has a look, others with fork, doubtfully said: Ok?” 秋无际左右看看,别人都在用叉子,狐疑地道:“可以吗?” Why must my does Qiu Wuji handle affairs explained to others?” Chu Ge said leisurely: You use the hand although, some people will not smile your.” “我的秋无际行事何须向别人解释?”楚戈悠悠道:“你尽管用手,不会有人笑你的。” Qiu Wuji then really threw the knife and fork, with the hand with the cake, bit one, revealed the small dimple: Like this ate more comfortable, although was not delicious.” 秋无际便真的丢了刀叉,用手拿饼,浅浅咬了一口,露出了小酒窝:“这样吃舒服多了,虽然也不怎么好吃。” Steals a glance has a look at the surroundings, really no one laughs at her, occasionally some people of eyes flutter toward here, revealed actually admires the meaning. 偷眼看看周围,果然没人笑她,偶尔有人眼睛往这边飘,露出的却是艳羡之意。 Qiu Wuji is somewhat puzzled: „Do they envy me to use the hand to eat? Why don't they use?” 秋无际有些不解:“他们羡慕我用手吃吗?那他们自己为什么不用?” Chu Ge smiles: Nowadays everyone did not care about this, how liked eating how to eat, but also with knife and fork because of atmosphere, not like the earlier knife and fork with wrong despised age...... let alone the makings beautiful woman made anything was right, people will only think that you were very natural.” 楚戈笑笑:“这年头大家不太在乎这个了,爱怎么吃怎么吃,还用刀叉不过因氛围而已,不像早年刀叉拿错都会被鄙视的年代了……何况气质美女做什么都是对的,人们只会觉得你很潇洒。” The waiters carried the beef steak, inciting, the cover lifts, the blobs of oil scatter. 侍者端上了牛排,“滋”地一声,盖子掀开,油花四溅。 The Chu Ge words card in the throat, the Qiu Wuji smile is a little stiff, in waiter eyes also some happy expressions. 楚戈的话语卡在喉咙里,秋无际的笑容有点僵,侍者眼里也有些笑意。 You continue with the hand. 您继续用手啊。 Actually sees Chu Ge to smile leisurely: Troublesome beef steak moves me.” 却见楚戈慢条斯理地笑笑:“麻烦牛排挪我这边。” The waiters then moved. 侍者便挪了过去。 Chu Ge holds up the knife and fork, cut the scrap leisurely, forks to hand opposite Qiu Wuji mouth together: ~ 楚戈举起刀叉,悠悠地切了小块,叉起一块递到对面秋无际嘴边:“啊~” Qiu Wuji a opens the mouth holds in the mouth, the eye turned into the crescent moon rapidly. 秋无际“啊”一声张口叼走,眼睛迅速变成了月牙。 The waiters had goosebumps, travels rapidly. 侍者起了一身鸡皮疙瘩,迅速跑路。 I deliver the beef steak to you, you deliver the dog to me the grain, when individual? 我给你们送牛排,你们给我送狗粮,当个人好吗? That side Chu Ge do not eat, cuts a scrap scrap the beef steak deftly, cut to advance in front of Qiu Wuji completely, the smile said: Does not like eating that cake, gives me, the beef steak should be good.” 那边楚戈自己不吃,麻利地把牛排切得一小块一小块,全部切好了推到秋无际面前,微笑道:“不爱吃那饼,就给我吧,牛排应该还行。” Qiu Wuji truly thought that the beef steak is more delicious than the pizza, somewhat looks hesitant less than half cake on own hand: I have nipped......” 秋无际确实觉得牛排比披萨好吃,有些犹豫地看着自己手上的小半块饼:“我咬过的……” Chu Ge brings carelessly, muttered unclearly: Mouth has gnawed, but also does the difference eat a cake?” 楚戈毫不在乎地拿了过来,含糊不清地咕哝:“嘴巴都啃过了,还差吃块饼?” Qiu Wuji is blushing looked at one, sees no one to pay attention, stares him angrily. 秋无际红着脸四下看了一眼,见没人注意,又气鼓鼓地瞪他。 Chu Ge is only the smile eats the cake. 楚戈只是微笑吃饼。 When you have gnawed, in the dream......” Qiu Wuji muttered, has not actually continued, takes the small fork fork beef steak to eat. “你什么时候啃过了,梦里吗……”秋无际咕哝了一句,却没继续,拿着小叉子叉牛排吃。 He cuts really carefully. 他切得真细致。 Delicious. 好吃。 I said that......” Qiu Wuji is chewing the beef steak, muttering: Really do not do synopsis? Wasted for day.” “我说……”秋无际嚼着牛排,咕哝着:“你真不要搞大纲了啊?浪费了一天。” Chu Ge said with a smile: How comes out to play with you can call the waste......” 楚戈笑道:“和你出来玩怎么能叫浪费……” Qiu Wuji said: Therefore I did become country destroying beauty? In the person by the group was known, will kill my.” 秋无际道:“所以我成祸国妖女了是吧?被群里人知道了,会打死我的。” Chu Ge shakes the head: I have the mental note...... you in the side, relaxed joyful, broad-minded happy, sat alone in boredom the feeling of scratching the head suppresses hardly is too more than in front of the computer well, I feel a brain now am the inspiration, went back to handle quickly.” 楚戈摇摇头:“我已有腹稿……你在身边,轻松喜悦,旷达舒畅,比在电脑前枯坐挠头硬憋的感觉好太多了,我现在觉得一脑子都是灵感,回去很快就能搞定。” Qiu Wuji doubt: Really?” 秋无际狐疑:“真的?” Really.” Chu Ge smiles: Believes itself, you best young assistant, will only make me raise the efficiency.” “真的。”楚戈笑眯眯的:“相信自己,你可是最好的小助理,只会让我提高效率。” The eye of Qiu Wuji is sparkling, the cheek moved for quite a while, gurgle swallowed the beef steak: That goes back, I also write the autobiography.” 秋无际的眼睛亮晶晶的,腮帮子动了半天,咕嘟咽下了牛排:“那就回去,我也写自传去。” world in the book, sect leader closes up outside the secret room, there is an elder to bow the instruction: Captures Fire Prison Sect high-level Fifth Elder, as well as previously carried Heaven Prime Sect Lu Yuanzhang that the pledge rebels and flees, how to handle, asking sect leader to show.” 书中世界,宗主闭关密室之外,有长老躬身请示:“擒获火狱宗高层长老五名,以及此前背盟叛逃的天元宗陆远章,如何处置,请宗主示下。” In the secret room transmits Qiu Wuji’s voice: this Eminence is happy, detaining...... is not right.” 密室内传来秋无际的声音:“本座心情好,关押……呃不对。” Elders: „?” 长老们:“?” Qiu Wuji sighed: Except wicked not, after must remain calamity, when this non- is benevolent. But this all powerhouse, the own dignity, does not want the matter of good shame, destroys nascent spirit, giving their one happily is.” 秋无际叹了口气:“除恶不尽,必留后祸,此非仁慈之时。但此皆强者,自有尊严,不要行羞辱之事,摧毁元神,给他们一个痛快便是。” The elders bow the head: Obeys the edict life.” 长老们纷纷俯首:“遵谕命。” Qiu Wuji outside book sits on the Chu Ge back seat, is surrounding his waist, sighed gently, forehead by his conducting the back: Chu Ge, I killed people, killed much.” 书外的秋无际坐在楚戈车后座上,环绕着他的腰肢,轻轻叹了口气,把额头靠在他的背上:“楚戈,我杀人了,杀了不少。” Chu Ge pinched subconsciously under got on the brakes, at once responds she is saying anything, the silent moment said: „Haven't some adapted?” 楚戈下意识捏了下刹车,旋即反应过来她在说什么,沉默片刻才道:“已经有些不适应了么?” Yes, your side...... was too auspicious. Without the conflict, has not slaughtered, is easy and comfortable warm , anything does not want to move reluctantly.” “是,你的身边……太祥和了。没有争端,没有杀戮,安逸得让人暖暖的,懒懒的,什么都不想动。” Chu Ge said: Can fear own fine difference?” 楚戈道:“会不会怕自己精分?” Qiu Wuji shakes the head: That, this Eminence mental cultivation may not have so to be easy the flaw. Sometimes can think, is extremely easy and comfortable whether wears down, later went back not to adapt to the battle, made you worry.” 秋无际摇摇头:“那倒不会,本座心灵修行可没这么容易出破绽。只是有时候会想,太过安逸是否消磨,以后回去不适应争斗了,是不是又让你担忧。” Chu Ge thinks: „Do we, step in the matter of ability either on own initiative?” 楚戈想了想:“要么我们主动点,涉足异能之事?” Qiu Wuji opposed decisively: Does not want...... me to like now this, you also like. We construct the world in book together, completely presents in it myriad dimensions, looks that it has step by step presently, that is your I should the matter of doing.” 秋无际果断反对:“不要……我喜欢现在这样,你也喜欢。我们一起构建书中的世界,把它完完整整地呈现在万千次元,看着它一步一步具现,那才是你我该做的事。” Chu Ge „Hah” smiled, sped up the vehicle speed. 楚戈“哈”地一笑,加快了车速。 Qiu Wuji queerly said: „Do you do?” 秋无际奇道:“你干嘛?” Chu Ge said: Was now said that book to turn into your my child to be the same by you, I must go back to have a child.” 楚戈道:“被你说得那书现在变成你我的孩子一样,我要回去生孩子了。” Goes your! Has a dream you!” Qiu Wuji hammered his bitterly, the cheek is ruddy. “去你的!做梦去吧你!”秋无际恨恨地锤了他一下,脸蛋红扑扑的。 He cannot see fortunately. 还好他看不见。 Has a child...... this matter life not to think...... looked the world of mortals woman produces, felt that hurts fearfully. 生孩子……这事情此生没想过……看凡间妇人生产,感觉好疼好可怕。 Really does not know why they also like living, how many is good throughout one’s lifetime. 真不知道为什么她们还那么爱生,一生就好几个 Chu Ge wants to give birth to how many? 楚戈想生几个 It is not right, why I must have a child with him! What he said is only the book, double meaning sexually harasses, was brought in the pit to indulge in flights of fancy anything by him! 不对,我为什么要跟他生孩子!他说的只是书,双关调戏而已,又被他带坑里胡思乱想什么呢! Qiu Wuji is thinking angrily, slowly the God of the Earth look changes results in the palpitation. 秋无际气鼓鼓地想着,慢慢地神色变得怔忡。 I possibly...... cannot live. 我可能……不能生。 Does the body of Immortal Dao have these functions to discuss separately, having is also only the issue that his setting changes, this does not need to think anything actually. 仙道之躯有没有这些功能另说,有没有也只是他一个设定更改的问题,这倒是不需要多想什么。 But separated soul this body...... Baidu said that is the menopause? 分魂此躯……度娘说是绝经? Really strange, this is transforms concentrates really the body, the theory takes office depending on the self- mold, menopause that the age issue where comes, where comes? 真奇怪,这是幻化凝真之躯,理论上任凭自我塑造,哪来的年纪问题,哪来的绝经啊? Even true body, not because of age, but the menopause, because of cultivation to some degree, the physique had in some sense changed, so-called being reborn, these mortal functions refine. 就算是真身,也不是因为年龄而绝经的,是因为修行到了某种程度,体质在某种意义上已经更改,所谓“脱胎换骨”,这些凡人功能都炼化了而已。 The true body is not the real menopause, this separated soul mold mortal body certainly? Could not convince. 真身都算不上真绝经,这分魂塑造的肉身怎么绝的?说不通。 Qiu Wuji starts seriously to ponder this issue for the first time. Because actually not really wants to live, the member pondered that the issue in this aspect, will really have the puzzled difficult solution. 秋无际第一次开始认真思考这个问题。倒不是因为真想生,修士思考到这方面的问题,确实会有困惑难解。 This matter must explore a reason probably, should not have to congeal the mortal body ability including oneself, why will have, perhaps this matter beginning to end from beginning to end should seek an explanation to be good, otherwise might have something go wrong in some day, overstated and so on did not joke. 这件事好像必须探索个缘由,包括自己本不该具备凝成肉身的能力,却为什么会具备,这事情从头到尾的始末或许都应该求个解答才行,否则说不定在某天就要出岔子,走火入魔之类的可不是闹着玩的。 Is thinking, the Qiu Wuji belly hurt suddenly, subconscious hissed under the breath, seized the Chu Ge clothes. 正这么想着,秋无际肚子忽然疼了起来,下意识“咝”了一声,揪住了楚戈的衣服。 Chu Ge one startled: What's wrong?” 楚戈一惊:“怎么了?” Qiu Wuji frowns the moan: My belly pain, but, also flowed many blood......” 秋无际蹙眉呻吟:“我肚子痛,还、还流了很多血……”
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