WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

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Suburb, at night. 郊外,夜间。 The cold wind fluctuates, the tree's shadow is dense. 阴风浮动,树影森然。 Obviously everywhere is silent without so much as a breath, only then the cold wind plunders to come to one's ear the bank the slight sound, Chu Ge felt has the background sound to follow, the feeling of that tall tale film title tune. 明明四下寂无声息,只有阴风掠过耳畔的轻微声响,楚戈还是感觉有背景音伴随似的,那种聊斋片头曲的感觉。 All around tree's shadow opens suddenly, Chu Ge even can the brain make up ~ sound effect. 四周树影陡然张开,楚戈甚至能脑补出“~”的音效来。 Evades not to be possible to evade, the the next moment tree's shadow wrapped in inside Chu Ge, captures. 避无可避,下一刻树影就把楚戈包在了里面,擒获。 Yue Ying somewhat looked at Qiu Wuji one hesitant, is the meaning his such vegetable/dish really must hit? 月影有些犹豫地看了秋无际一眼,意思是他这么菜真要打下去么? Qiu Wuji holds the arm to smile slightly, without speech. 秋无际抱着手臂微微笑着,没说话。 Yue Ying thought that grasped to lose this group of hidden ball to Big Sister Qiu in front of finished even, then put out a hand a move, before the shadow brings Chu Ge to transfer to the body . 月影觉得把这团黑球抓过来丢到秋姐姐面前就算结束了,便伸手一招,影子带着楚戈移到了身前。 When she wants to lose this group of hidden ball to Qiu Wuji, the look suddenly changes. 正当她想把这团黑球丢给秋无际时,神色忽然一变。 hidden ball inflates suddenly, a golden light blooms from the ball, with bang one, is wrapping the Chu Ge tree's shadow thorough disintegration, the shining fist strikes loudly to the chest of Yue Ying. 黑球骤然膨胀起来,道道金光从球中绽放而出,随着“砰”地一声,包裹着楚戈的树影彻底崩碎,金光灿灿的拳头轰然击向月影的胸膛。 In Yue Ying heart one cold. 月影心中一凛。 Before really could not see Chu Ge to have any special capability completely, although had heard invulnerability , has not cared case-hardened completely. Cannot think that this fist is imposing, the intensity did not seem inferior in almost killed her wrestle in the arena at that time. 之前真的完全看不出楚戈有什么特殊能力,虽然听说过是刀枪不入,想必也就皮硬点,完全没放在心上。想不到这一拳虎虎生风,强度似乎并不逊色于当时在擂台上差点打死她的那位格斗者。 The wrestle experience of Yue Ying is rich, the waist turns lightly, has let this fist. 月影的格斗经验何等丰富,腰肢轻扭,已经让过这一拳。 Meanwhile, Chu Ge own shadow held his foot suddenly. 与此同时,楚戈自己的影子忽然抓住了他的脚。 Chu Ge must proceed to plant unexpected, but a footsteps strangely revolution, not only halted, but also followed Yue Ying closely associated behind, turning round was a fist. 楚戈猝不及防就要往前栽,可脚步诡异地一转,不仅站住了,还如影随形地跟到了月影身后,回身又是一拳。 Yue Ying this was really startled, is Chu Ge so fierce? 月影这回是真的惊了,楚戈这么厉害的? Originally also thinks throw the match, it seems like continued throw the match to get down not to really be possible to win. 本来还想放水,这么看来继续放水下去还真不一定能赢了。 The Yue Ying facial expression becomes three not to have. 月影的神情变得三无。 Both hands push the area, tries the frame to open Chu Ge this to strike, but the body week shadow hauled from the previous winding, turned densely like the blade, to Chu Ge behind puncture. 双手一推一带,试图架开楚戈这一击,而身周暗影从先前的缠绕拖拉,变成了森然如刃,向楚戈身后穿刺而来。 Chu Ge conducts the back golden light greatly hold, shouldered a shadow thorn with Golden Bell Cover unexpectedly forcefully, simultaneously the wrist/skill turned lightly, unexpectedly gripped the wrist/skill of Yue Ying dexterously, turned directly. 楚戈背上金光大盛,竟是硬生生用金钟罩扛了一下影刺,同时手腕轻翻,居然轻巧地握住了月影的手腕,直接就是一扭。 Yue Ying draws back the hand the rotation, this turns cannot turn the reality, the left hand of Yue Ying the tangential Chu Ge nape of the neck. 月影缩手回转,这一扭没能扭实,月影的左手已经切向楚戈的脖颈。 Chu Ge puts out a hand to fish...... 楚戈伸手一捞…… Stops!” The fresh breeze raids, two people were cut by Qiu Wuji in the middle, separates decisively. “停!”劲风袭来,两人被秋无际切在中间,果断分开。 The two people in fight were separated from the battle condition, Chu Ge then felt that conducted the back hurts burningly, had been given the stab wound by ten thousand shadow thorn(s). But oneself try to eat hardly strikes to restrain the action of opponent also to be reduced and solved with ease, this lost obviously. 战斗中的两人都脱离了战斗状态,楚戈这才感到背上火辣辣地疼,已经是被刚才的万影穿刺给戳伤了。而自己试图硬吃一击制住对手的举措也被轻松化解,这架显然是输了。 Yue Ying somewhat takes a look at him actually shockingly up and down, asked Qiu Wuji strangely: Elder sister, he has not calculated to lose, looked that his hand signal also has the subsequent hand who captures, why stopped?” 月影倒是有些惊艳地上下打量他,又奇怪地问秋无际:“姐姐,他还没算输,看他手势还有个擒拿的后手,为什么就喊停了?” Chu Ge also feels to wonder, he also felt oneself can also continue...... the master who hits to look to stop to be reasonable, is listening and that's the end. 楚戈也觉得纳闷,他也觉得自己还能继续打打看的……不过师父喊停必有道理,听着就是了。 Qiu Wuji will not tell them is evolution that because...... continues according to your repertoires, inevitably was the arm being intertwined near body post, how to see that was uncomfortable, didn't stop waits for you to hold the same place? 秋无际才不会告诉他们是因为……按照你俩这套路继续下去的演变,必然是手臂交缠近身贴贴了,怎么看怎么不舒服,不喊停难道等你们抱一起吗? In the surface Sect Leader Qiu made fully image of an expert, crossed the hands behind the back the full moon, faintly said: Compares notes to whet, to stops. Chu Ge has been injured, can decide the victory and defeat? Chu Ge, knows oneself wrong in which?” 表面上秋宗主还是做足了高手范儿,负手望月,淡淡道:“切磋不过是为了磨砺,点到即止。楚戈既已受伤,难道还非要分出胜负?楚戈,知道自己错在哪了么?” Chu Ge said honestly: Overestimated the self-defence strength, underestimated the Yue Ying exquisite method.” 楚戈老实道:“高估了自己的防御力,也低估了月影的小巧手段。” Yue Ying pulled out the corners of the mouth, the secretly thought I will be exquisite the method to have anything to be unusual, I underestimated your exquisite method is good. With invulnerability the person of acting recklessly skill, how will play to capture suddenly exquisitely, damn this is, almost plants in your hand! 月影抽了抽嘴角,暗道我会小巧手段有什么稀奇的,我才是低估了你的小巧手段好不好。一个用刀枪不入的蛮干型技能的人,怎么会忽然玩起了小巧擒拿,见了鬼了这是,差点栽你手里! Qiu Wuji is actually nodding the head: Good, now will summarize, this is progressive. As fights are more, the experience is even more rich, mistake slowly will tail off, at the appointed time you...... generally also deal in this world sufficiently, I do not need extremely to worry.” 秋无际却在颔首:“不错,现在自己会总结了,这便是进步。随着战斗越多,经验越发丰富,慢慢的错误就会变少,届时你在此世……在一般情况下也足以应付,我就不需要太过忧心。” She, said to Yue Ying: Thank Yue Ying to show mercy.” 她顿了顿,还是对月影道:“感谢月影手下留情了。” Yue Ying said: Itself/Ben is compares notes to practice, naturally.” 月影道:“本就是切磋练习,当然的。” I said is not throw the match of beforehand these fetter natures is forgiving, but that strikes finally......, if in life and death struggle, your does not cut the nape of the neck with the palm, but was the shadow blade shears the throat?” “我说的不是之前那些束缚性质的放水留情,而是最后那一击……如果在生死战中,你那一下就不是用手掌切脖颈,而是影刀割喉咙了吧?” Yue Ying is silent. 月影默然不语。 Felt that this Big Sister Qiu vision like the electricity, anything cannot keep before her simply, own teacher is fierce...... 感觉这位秋姐姐目光如电,在她面前简直什么都藏不住,比自己的教官还厉害…… Qiu Wuji racket shoulder of Chu Ge: Almost weighed, 1/3 shadow levels, went home to apply ointment.” 秋无际拍拍楚戈的肩膀:“差不多秤好了,三分之一影的水平,回家敷药去。” „Oh.” Chu Ge steps up to electric scooter very naturally, Qiu Wuji sits in behind, two people honk toot toot walked. “哦。”楚戈跨上小电驴,秋无际很自然地坐在后面,两人嘟嘟嘟地走了。 1/3 shades, probably also...... 三分之一影,好像还可以啊…… Was lost stupidly in Yue Ying of suburb there, unemotional. 被丢在郊外的月影傻在那里,面无表情。 Did you forget here also people directly? 你们是不是直接忘了这里还有人啊? How before not to have discovered your such dogs! 以前怎么没发现你俩这么狗! The words saying that these two what relate, where no matter obviously from looks is the couples, tone that but Big Sister Qiu admonished a moment ago not like to husband, seem like master? You must say that is the masters and disciples, where has such masters and disciples, you looked that this electric scooter has the back seat long hair floating appearance, is sweet the dog not to eat! 话说这俩什么关系啊,明明不管从哪看都是夫妻,可刚才秋姐姐训话的语气不像对老公,倒像个师父啊?你要说是师徒吧,哪有这样的师徒,你看这小电驴带着后座长发飘飘的样子,甜得狗都不吃! Yue Ying was depressed the shadow to escape to travel, deliberately considered that passed on a letter/believes to Sister Gu, Chu Ge this wrestle technique discusses separately, ability should quite clearly belong invulnerability, what potential developing was very high...... should comment to him? 月影闷闷地影遁跑路了,寻思给顾姐姐传个信,楚戈这个格斗术另说,异能应该比较明显属于刀枪不入,开发得还挺高……该给他评个什么潜力? ............ ………… That side Chu Ge brought Qiu Wuji to arrive home, saw to face each other remembers: Oh, forgot to shout that Yue Ying returned together......” 那边楚戈带着秋无际都到家了,看见对门才想起:“哎哟,忘了喊月影一起回……” Qiu Wuji was very actually happy, passing through the gate of smiling: Performance.” 秋无际倒是很高兴,笑眯眯的进了门:“表现还可以。” Chu Ge thinks that she said the fight performance, then with: I also thought that just started to fight that little while to be nicely more.” 楚戈以为她还是说战斗表现,便跟了进去:“我也觉得比刚开始打架那会儿像样不少了。” Qiu Wuji nods: Truly good...... also knew to play sinister move unexpectedly, showing to weakly, was fettered in inside intentionally, executes the sneak attack suddenly, appearance that in the book that this little you write main character can do......” 秋无际点点头:“确实不错了……居然还知道玩阴招,示之以弱,故意被束缚在里面,忽施偷袭,这才有点你写的书里主角会干的模样……” Chu Ge feels the chin: My main character is so sinister? No wonder can be hot.” 楚戈摸着下巴:“我主角这么阴的吗?怪不得会火。” Breathed heavily not?” Qiu Wuji ill-humoredly rolled the eyes: Resulted in the screen by to bind same also self-satisfied! The lying sofa comes up, applies medicine to you.” “喘上了是不?”秋无际没好气地白了他一眼:“被扎得筛子一样还得意!趴沙发上去,给你上药。” Chu Ge takes off the clothes to lie on the sofa, sighed: Yue Ying can break me to guard, this Golden Bell Cover little to become not flamboyant......” 楚戈脱下衣服趴在沙发上,叹气道:“月影还是能破我防啊,这金钟罩小成也没多牛逼……” Qiu Wuji is spreading the red potion, at the same time said: Is content, her shadow thorn may not have to be forgiving, after all clear(ly) knows that you invulnerability, naturally also confiscates many strength...... , can therefore only injure a body is very good.” 秋无际涂着红药水,一边道:“知足吧,她的影刺可没太留情,毕竟明知道你是刀枪不入,自然也没收多少力……所以能只伤点皮肉算是很不错的了。” „...... Hurts......” Chu Ge to look fierce: „, How does not know, these two months are injured simply to drinking water to be the same, do others begin studies to practice me to injure for the first time frequently?” “咝……疼疼疼……”楚戈龇牙咧嘴:“诶,不知怎么的,这两个月受伤简直跟喝水一样,别人初学乍练有我这么伤得频繁么?” One because of your vegetable/dish, some wounds was completely avoidable...... another reason is you studied Golden Bell Cover before.” “一个是因为你菜,之前有些伤是完全可以避免的……另一个原因是你学了金钟罩。” How this second reason said that Golden Bell Cover does not avoid injured? How because instead I did study was injured frequently?” “这第二个原因怎么说的,金钟罩不是避免受伤的嘛?怎么会反而因为我学了才受伤频繁?” Because you have the ability of invulnerability, in the fight will take to rely on naturally, matter that little considers to dodge, choice hardly just, compared with others easy wound, this is inevitable.” Qiu Wuji instructs earnestly: You later best forget itself to have Golden Bell Cover, can dodge , then flashed, when others hit your with great difficulty, discovered not to move, you said that mentality did collapse?” “因为你有刀枪不入的能力,战斗中自然而然会作为凭恃,更少考虑闪避的事情,更多选择硬刚,也就比别人容易伤,这是必然的。”秋无际谆谆教导:“你以后最好忘了自己有金钟罩,能闪则闪,等别人好不容易击中你一下,发现打不动,你说那心态崩不崩?” Chu Ge was happy: Is reasonable, so sinister I like.” 楚戈乐了:“有道理,这么阴我喜欢。” female lead that you write.” The Qiu Wuji tone is cool. “你写的女主角嘛。”秋无际语气凉凉。 Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Qiu Wuji also said: Naturally today this spelling is suffering hardly a performance that strives for the chance is very good, this/should does that must do that when chooses what kind of plan specifically, this needs the long-term experience to form the instinct. The war is fast changing, if needs to think to decide, that without enough time.” 秋无际又道:“当然今天这种拼着硬捱一下争取胜机的表现很好,该这么做的时候也要这么做,具体什么时候选择怎样的方案,这需要长期的经验形成本能反应。战局瞬息万变,若是需要想一想才决定,那就来不及了。” „Will I continue to meet Yue Ying tomorrow?” “那我明天继续约战月影?” Qiu Wuji purses the lips, quite a while said: Fights me. Yue Ying tactical rules such, is also quite unitary, has practiced the significance is not big with her. But I can simulate many tactical rules , helping various your skilled repertoires.” 秋无际噘了噘嘴,半天才道:“还是跟我打吧。月影的战法也就那样,比较单一,一直和她练意义也不大。而我可以模拟多种战法,助你熟练各种套路。” Some Chu Ge product Guowei did come this should not be jealous? 楚戈有些品过味来了这该不会是吃醋? The vinegar that fights continually eats, these ten thousand years of aged vinegar jugs! This is Yue Ying, how if changed Gu Ruoyan stand here to be able? 连打架的醋都吃,这万年陈醋坛子啊!这还是月影,要是换了顾若言站这儿会怎样? Qiu Wuji also really asked Gu Ruoyan: Your Gu Ruoyan......” 秋无际还真问起了顾若言:“你那个顾若言……” Hey, are not related with me, leaves the chaotic word usage.” “喂,和我没关系啊,别乱用词。” Qiu Wuji nods satisfied: „Before...... you , said that she collects the ability user information right, but also compiles the publication to come?” 秋无际满意地点点头:“……你之前说她是收集异能者信息的对吧,还编纂刊物来着?” en, should be.” ,应该是。” You said that what she will comment to you? Can look that in once had......” “你说她会给你评个什么?会不会看在曾经有……” I and her anything does not have.” “我和她什么都没有。” „...... Good, how many will she comment to you?” “……好吧,她会给你评多少?” How I know that......” Chu Ge said leisurely: What ability she first could make clear my to say again, I did not clarify, who can comment me?” “我怎么知道……”楚戈悠悠道:“她先搞得清楚我到底什么能力再说吧,我自己都搞不清,谁能评我?” : : Name: Chu Ge. 姓名:楚戈 Status: internet writer. 身份:网络写手。 Ability: Invulnerability. 能力:刀枪不入。 The Gu Ruoyan pen tip, frowned slightly the ponder moment, formed a question mark in behind , to continue to write. 顾若言笔尖顿了顿,微微蹙眉沉思片刻,在后面打了个问号,继续写。 Development degree: Medium, has been able to keep off the Rong Fu dagger to delimit has not had the wound. 开发程度:中等,已经能挡容复匕首划过而无伤。 Nature: Fight. 性质:战斗。 Potential appraisal: B. 潜力评估:B。 Behind B, Gu Ruoyan formed a bigger question mark, hits three continually. 在B后面,顾若言打了更大的问号,连打三个。 If traditional invulnerability, B had overestimated, can keep off the spear/gun of cold weapons, how also to keep off the present spear/gun? Only if you can promote to the diamond do not go bad, the light is invulnerability, is truly ordinary in the modern age. 若是传统的刀枪不入,B已经是高估了,能挡冷兵器的枪,又怎么挡现在的枪?除非你能升级到金刚不坏,光是刀枪不入的话,在现代确实一般。 But...... really invulnerability? How does Rong Fu duplicate the performance after ability also to explain? 可是……真的只是刀枪不入么?容复复制异能后的表现又怎么解释? Gu Ruoyan felt, even if the diamond did not explain badly. 顾若言觉得即使金刚不坏都解释不了。 No matter the information of which side, compiles is these four characters, how invulnerability...... Gu Ruoyan not to feel again right , can only act according to the known information to write. 然而不管是哪方的信息,汇总过来的都是这四个字,刀枪不入……顾若言再怎么觉得不对,也只能根据已知信息这么写。 If even the ability type leaves undecided, this potential appraisal, does not look. 若是连异能类型都存疑,这潜力评估,不看也罢。 What is more confusing is Chu Ge side that woman...... still does not have the least bit information, is her what ability coming? 更让人困惑的是楚戈身边那个女人……至今都没有半点信息,她到底什么能力来着?
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