WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

#122: Measuring unit


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How does not know, now Chu Ge a little sees the meaning that Qiu Wuji wants to smile. 不知怎么的,现在楚戈有点儿看见秋无际就想笑的意思。 Her obviously not act cute, often is smelly expressionless, is suspending that chilly arrogant sect leader face, frequently makes people think that is a big sister. 她明明也不卖萌,动不动臭着张脸,摆着那副清冷孤高的宗主脸,经常让人觉得是个大姐姐。 But feels very cute. 可就是觉得好萌 Eats the chicken leg mouthful oil also to sprout/moe very much, holds Cola zī liū zī liū also to sprout/moe very much. 吃着鸡腿满嘴油也很萌,抱着可乐滋溜滋溜也很萌。 Does not bump the small appearance of hamburger to sprout/moe very much. 还有坚决不碰汉堡的小模样还是很萌。 Words said why you don't bump hamburger?” Chu Ge cannot bear ask: Also thought that this thing did eat will die?” “话说你为什么不碰汉堡啊?”楚戈忍不住问:“难道也觉得这玩意吃了会死吗?” Qiu Wuji looks at the hamburger in Chu Ge, very hesitates: That vegetable/dish lives. This modern people......” 秋无际看着楚戈手里的汉堡,很是犹豫:“那菜是生的。这都现代人了……” Chu Ge looked down greens, unemotional. 楚戈低头看了眼生菜,面无表情。 The good remote memory, in the past probably were also this. 好遥远的记忆啊,当年自己好像也是这样的。 Really Qiu Wuji next is: That anything sauce in vain, looks on strangely......” 果然秋无际下一句就是:“还有那什么白白的酱,看着就怪怪的……” Chu Ge: Emmmm...... you try, I also thought that before this thing has no way to eat, afterward was also not eats happily.” 楚戈:“emmmm……你试一下,我以前也觉得这玩意没法吃,后来还不是吃得开开心心的。” Does not eat, does not eat.” “不吃,就不吃。” Chu Ge pats the table: How are you like my daughter?” 楚戈拍桌:“你怎么跟我女儿一样?” Qiu Wuji pats the table: You have raised the daughter!” 秋无际拍桌:“你养过女儿了是吧!” „...... Does not have, others exposed to the sun the kids to say.” Chu Ge one was soft, taught with skill and patience: You and others are different, you must experience the world, ought anything to try.” “……没,别人晒娃都这么说。”楚戈一下软了,循循善诱:“你和别人不一样,你要体验世界,总该什么都尝试一下的嘛。” Actually with others daughter, because others also with attempt to coax the child to eat the thing. 其实和别人女儿也一样,因为别人也是用“都尝试一下”来哄孩子吃东西的。 However other child not necessarily eats this set, but this convinced Qiu Wuji, compared with saying anything is not willing the little girl is quite little. 然而别家小孩未必吃这套,可这句还是说服了秋无际,比说啥都不肯的小女孩还是好一点点的。 She turns on front hamburger box hesitant, that pulled apart the packing paper the appearance like just to go well carefully simply unusual magic treasure, is probing carefully. 她犹犹豫豫地打开面前的汉堡盒,那小心揭开包装纸的样子简直就像刚得手一件异样的法宝,在小心试探。 Then selected little strange white sauce cautiously, licked. 然后小心翼翼地挑了一点点“奇怪的白色酱”,舔了一下。 As if thought that the flavor is strange, knits the brows to shake the head: „It is not delicious.” 似乎觉得味道怪怪的,还是皱眉摇头:“不好吃。” Then looks that Qiu Wuji picked off the greens resolutely, blows blowing that blows to be clean the salad dressing, clamps the bread, this time is willing to gnaw finally: Then likely normal food.” 然后就看着秋无际大刀阔斧地拿掉了生菜,又把沙拉酱刮啊刮的刮得干干净净,又把面包夹回去,这次终于愿意啃下去了:“这才像个正常食物。” Chu Ge blinks the eye, turned the head to look at the table of distant place, that side had a 5 or 6-year-old little girl, is handling and Qiu Wuji exactly the same matter. 楚戈眨巴眨巴眼睛,转头看了看远处的一张桌子,那边有个五六岁的小女孩,正在做着和秋无际一模一样的事情。 Qiu Wuji discovered his vision, shot a look at one , the look stared bad: Children know what delicious, your boss person, this did not understand!” 秋无际发现了他的目光,瞥了一眼,又神色不善地瞪了回来:“小孩子都知道什么好吃,你们老大的人了,这都不懂!” Chu Ge laughs in spite of trying not to: You is right.” 楚戈失笑:“你是对的。” The Qiu Wuji cheek moves, resembles wants to teach his several, is only actually left over to gaze at fixedly. 秋无际腮帮子一动一动,似是想教训他几句,却只剩下瞪视。 Chu Ge takes up the paper goods again, wiped her corners of the mouth gently: Although the mouth is moistening the salad, looks seduces very much......, but my family Qiuqiu is fair and clear most attractive.” 楚戈再度拿起纸巾,轻轻抹了抹她的嘴角:“虽然嘴边沾着沙拉,看着很诱惑……但我家秋秋还是白白净净的最漂亮。” Qiu Wuji thought that he in tells dirty jokes, both are, may not have the evidence. 秋无际觉得他又在开车,前后两句都是,可没有证据。 ...... Was used to it as for the wiping the mouth close to probably. 至于擦嘴巴……好像习惯了。 After the food hand in hand strolls on the road of going home is familiar with. 就像饭后手牵手漫步在回家的路上一样习惯。 This fallen leaf were getting more and more.” Two people are holding hands in the roadside, Qiu Wuji look at the fallen leaf that dances in the air, asked very much strangely: „But how I thought that the weather is very hot, a point transfers the cool sign not to have, seems different from traditional hot weather following the beginning of fall meaning.” “这落叶越来越多了。”两人牵着手走在路边,秋无际看着飞舞的落叶,很奇怪地问:“可是我怎么觉得天气还是很热,一点转凉的迹象都没有,和传统的秋老虎意味似有不同。” Global warming is this, let alone we are south. Really must transfer coolly, wanted Mid-Autumn Festival National Day to control probably.” “全球气候变暖是这样的,何况我们是南方。真要转凉,大概要中秋国庆左右了。” Mid-Autumn Festival......” Qiu Wuji asked: „Is this holiday very important your here? Before the seventh night of the seventh lunar month had not written in the book, Mid-Autumn Festival had.” “中秋……”秋无际问:“这个节日在你这里很重要吗?之前七夕并没有写在书里,中秋却是有的。” Yes, that is the holiday of reunion.” Chu Ge sighed: My how long has not seen the parents.” “是啊,那是团聚的节日。”楚戈叹了口气:“我都多久没见爹妈了。” He is shaking the hand tightened, said with a smile: Currently has you fortunately.” 他握着的手紧了紧,又笑道:“不过现在还好有你。” Qiu Wuji turned the head to look at his one eyes, transferred. 秋无际转头看了他一眼,又转了回去。 This mentality was not deep in her here feelings, because is the ten thousand years ago memories, has gone pale. To write the autobiography recollection, this thing basically cannot start her least bit ripples. 这个心态在她这儿原本感触不深,因为已经是万年前的记忆了,早已淡去。要不是为了写自传回忆,这东西基本掀不起她半点涟漪。 But why now does not know, started to have the feelings. 但现在不知道为什么,开始有感触了。 It is not parents' reason...... 不是双亲的缘故…… Always calculates at heart subconsciously, the day of Mid-Autumn Festival must calculate that must come out. 心里总下意识盘算,中秋那天得算准了必须出来。 The holiday that is symbolizing the reunion, no one is willing on that day alone? 一个象征着团圆的节日,谁都不愿意在那一天孤零零的吧? Why as for gathers round in world in the book big pile of sect member is alone, comes out two person nests not to calculate in the room on the contrary? Qiu Wuji has not gone to think this. 至于为什么在书中世界一大堆门人围着还算孤零零,出来两个人窝在屋里反倒不算?秋无际没去想这个。 Who thinks this bored issue! 谁想这种无聊问题啊! Might as well studies the fried chicken: This fried chicken eats occasionally can also...... remind me actually, before had not cooked the chicken soup duck soup well, dislikes troublesome, our that rooms are not suitable to kill chicken anything......” 还不如研究一下炸鸡呢:“这个炸鸡偶尔吃吃还可以……倒是提醒了我,之前都没好好炖过鸡汤鸭汤,嫌麻烦,我们那屋子不适合杀鸡什么的……” Chu Ge said: I heard that the market has special to help the person kill the chicken, can ask.” 楚戈道:“我听说市场有专门帮人把鸡杀好的,可以问问。” This?” Qiu Wuji cheers up: This is indeed good, I have seen very good range chicken in the market, tomorrow will cook the soup to drink.” “这样吗?”秋无际高兴起来:“这敢情好,我在市场见过很好的土鸡,明天就炖汤喝。” Chu Ge said: If really thought that troublesome doesn't need...... my cultivation not to miss one bowl of chicken soup?” 楚戈道:“如果真觉得麻烦倒也没必要……我修行也不差一碗鸡汤吧?” Is beautiful you, I do not drink!” “美得你,我自己不要喝的吗!” Okay good......” “好好好……” Moe Moe said that the fruit can also press out the juice to drink, buys a wringer......” 萌萌说水果也可以榨汁喝,买个榨汁机……” Buys.” “买买买。” wait a moment, I buy package of toffee.” 等会,我买包奶糖。” Chu Ge accompanied her to enter the supermarket to buy one package of big white rabbits, smilingly is hugging, two people hand in hand, entered the community again slowly. 楚戈陪着她进超市买了一包大白兔,笑眯眯地抱着出来,两人再度手牵手,慢慢走进了小区。 Gives you one.” Qiu Wuji has handed over the bag. “给你一个。”秋无际递过袋子。 You ate are good.” “你吃就好了。” You think that eats to you? Is makes you help me peel, my hand is insufficient, was gripped by pervert.” “你以为是给你吃吗?是让你帮我剥,我手不够用,被淫贼握住了。” Chu Ge then took one, the single-handed exhausted candy wrapper, turns the head the vision that has a look at Qiu Wuji to drool with envy, forced in her mouth the sugar directly. 楚戈便取了一个,单手剥糖纸,转头看看秋无际垂涎欲滴的目光,把糖直接塞进了她的嘴里。 The finger seemed to be touched by the lip, soft, some electric currents are fleeing. 手指似乎被唇触到了,软软的,有些电流在窜。 Qiu Wuji does not have to think, holds the sweet toffee, thought hesitant, has handed over the bag: This time really divides your one, can only, unable to take.” 秋无际似无所觉,含着甜甜的奶糖,犹犹豫豫地想了一下,还是递过袋子:“这次真分你一个,只能一个,不能多拿。” Chu Ge took two. 楚戈拿了两个。 Qiu Wuji kicked his. 秋无际踢了他一下。 The gate guard uncle transfers the head to gaze after this to disappear to the people in the treeshady lane in community, the goosebumps shook place. 门卫大叔一路转着脑袋目送这对狗男女消失在小区内的林荫小道里,鸡皮疙瘩都抖了一地。 Who said the global warming? This autumn chill even more was obviously thick. 谁说全球变暖来着?这秋意明明越发浓了。 The words saying why also a little wants to buy package of big white rabbits to go home with that yellow-faced old woman mother to eat together...... 话说为什么也有点想去买包大白兔回家和那个黄脸婆娘一起吃吃了…… But how the brain makes up thought that will be scolded the mental illness by the young married woman, is ok. 可怎么脑补都觉得会被婆娘骂神经病,还是算了吧。 The people entered oneself building, just wants to press the elevator, the elevator door actually opened, Yue Ying held the Gejiu computer to walk, in the elevator is also putting a monitor. 狗男女进了自家楼,刚想摁电梯,电梯门却自己开了,月影抱着个旧电脑走了出来,电梯里还放着个显示器。 Chu Ge is busy at going forward to help hug the monitor: Said can make us help move.” 楚戈忙上前帮忙把显示器抱出来:“说了可以让我们帮忙搬的。” Yue Ying apology said/tunnel: Was too troublesome, does not use.” 月影歉意地道:“太麻烦了,不用的。” She shifts to Qiu Wuji: „Didn't Big Sister Qiu really need shadow ability?” 她转向秋无际:“秋姐姐真的不需要影子异能了吗?” Shadow ability had been made into one set of Immortal Dao magical technique by the people, collected...... Qiu Wuji had not hit the arithmetic in Scripture Tower, trained as a sect special method, currently also has many sect backbones to practice this. 影子异能已经被狗男女弄成一套仙道术法,收藏在藏经楼了……秋无际自己没打算学,是作为宗门的一支特殊法门来培养的,目前也已经有不少宗门中坚在练这个了。 hears word then said with a smile: Does not need, Yue Ying is really clever.” 闻言便笑道:“不需要啦,月影真乖。” Chu Ge looks askance, yourself were just a little girl, now a mother's married sister type what's the matter...... 楚戈侧目,你自己刚刚还是个小女孩,现在一副姨母样算怎么回事儿…… Yue Ying was actually fallen very much, in her heart this is really the bearing full big sister. She also obviously and Qiu Wuji gets along well, is saying with a smile: The box that in the morning Chu Ge said that I have asked for instructions, can remain. Also has anything to need to help, although said.” 月影却很受落,在她心中这真的是位气度满满的大姐姐。她也显然和秋无际更谈得来,笑着道:“早上楚戈说的盒子,我请示过了,可以留的。还有什么需要帮忙的尽管说。” Qiu Wuji nods unexpectedly: Also really has the need you to help.” 秋无际居然点了点头:“还真有需要你帮忙的。” Yue Ying is startled: What?” 月影一怔:“什么?” A Qiu Wuji drawing Chu Ge: Fights with him.” 秋无际一把拉过楚戈:“和他打架。” Yue Ying: „?” 月影:“?” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Evening is my family Chu Ge exercises martial arts. Fights with me is not always right, cannot let loose, with your words should good.” Qiu Wuji is unexpectedly earnest: „Can you look for a Buddhist temple? Goes to the suburb to try.” “晚上是我家楚戈练功的时候。和我打架总是不对劲,都放不开,和你的话应该好点儿。”秋无际居然是认真的:“你能找个道场么?或者去郊外试试。” Yue Ying sees her to be earnest, access road/simply said: That goes to the suburb, here goes out is not far.” 月影见她是认真的,便道:“那就去郊外吧,这里出去也不远了。” Was saying the vision sizes up Chu Ge up and down, she always thought that the appearance of Chu Ge this gruff gruff brain, oneself can a shadow pull out him. 说着目光上下打量楚戈,她总觉得楚戈这憨头憨脑的样子,自己能一影子把他抽死。 Really has to train the value? 真的有对练价值么? Chu Ge also pulls the Qiu Wuji lower hem corner afraid: Hey, fights oppressively probably purely with her.” 楚戈也心虚地扯扯秋无际的衣角:“喂,和她打好像是纯被虐。” „Do you and I hit are not purely oppressive?” Qiu Wuji is holding the arm, said leisurely: Usually in always takes Yue Ying to work as the strength measuring unit, then can with measuring unit direct weighing, be weighs?” “你和我打难道就不是纯被虐?”秋无际抱着手臂,悠悠道:“平日里总是拿月影当个战力计量单位,这下能和计量单位直接称量一下,算不算过秤?” Chu Ge does not know whether to laugh or cry. 楚戈哭笑不得。 —— —— ———— PS: Today arrives at this, under the rest did not have three slightly, has a look to continue tomorrow. PS:今天就到这啦,略微休息下没三更了,看看明天能不能继续。
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