Qingmu Si pledged, his ancestors study college entrance examination exercise not necessarily has now is so earnest. 青木司发誓,他上辈子钻研高考习题都不一定有现在这么认真。 He is staring on the notebook screen, in the video site crosses the threshold to introduce about " Final Survivor » novice, almost must sneak in inside the screen. 他盯着笔记本屏幕上,视频网站里关于《最后的幸存者》的新手入门介绍,几乎把头都要钻进屏幕里头去。 In video, video UP primary control a female character that is grasping not the well-known rifle, kills the four directions greatly at the same time is introducing this game: „This game is very famous escapes to kill father of Jane/simple Kitts game to use greatly for three years, careful manufacture escapes to kill the type game greatly.” 视频里,视频UP主操纵着一个手持着不知名步枪的女性角色,大杀四方的同时介绍着这款游戏:“这款游戏是非常有名的大逃杀游戏之父简拉基茨德用时三年,精心制作的大逃杀类型游戏。” „Each player must control a role, conducts the parachuting from the transport aircraft, lands collects the commodity after the ground slaughters mutually, only then the last survivor can obtain the game to win.” “每个玩家都要操控一个角色,从运输飞机上进行跳伞,降落在地面搜集物资后互相厮杀,只有最后一个幸存者才能获得游戏胜利。” „The choice in the building intensive place landing, obtains the resources as far as possible, if naturally wants to live for a long time, can choose sparsely inhabited .......” “尽量选择在建筑物密集的地方降落,获得资源,当然如果想活得更久,也可以选择去人烟稀少.......” The Qingmu Division corners of the mouth full are the bitter and astringent happy expression. 青木司嘴角满是苦涩的笑意。 To be honest, from the introduction, this game is very probably fun. 说句实话,从介绍来看,这游戏好像真的挺好玩。 Probably very looks like with the eating chicken game that the ancestors friend said. 好像和上辈子朋友说的吃鸡游戏挺像的。 However! 但是！ Qingmu Division is really cannot! 青木司是真不会啊！ Looks at the person to introduce probably really very fun appearance. 看着人介绍起来好像真的挺好玩的样子。 However .... This where is the fun issue! Qingmu Division looks that the progress bar of downloading game draws to a close more and more, even the forehead somewhat sweated. 不过....这哪里是好玩不好玩的问题啊！青木司看着下载游戏的进度条越来越逼近尾声,甚至额头有些冒汗了。 In a complete mess that if displays in the game, how arched will see him! Might as well said simply oneself will not play the game to consider as finished, without this common interest studies at the worst slowly, now the boasting blows down, if makes arched disappointed, own image what to do! 如果在游戏里表现的一塌糊涂,穹会怎么看他啊！还不如干脆就说自己不会玩游戏算了,没有这个共同话题大不了慢慢学,现在牛皮都吹下了,如果让穹失望,自己的形象怎么办啊！ Qingmu Si Tun a saliva, he will not definitely operate with the skill column learn/study game, at least now only has in a situation of skill column is absolutely incorrect. 青木司吞了口口水,他肯定是不会用技能栏学习游戏操作的,起码现在只有一个技能栏的情况下是绝对不行的。 What to do .... Qingmu Division is knitting the brows, what to do quite a while does not want to understand should. 怎么办啊....青木司皱着眉,半天没想明白该怎么办。 „Division, under game?” Arched made Qingmu Division unable to bear swallow a saliva in the summon in not far away: „Good... to be good!” “司,游戏下好了吗？”穹在不远处的呼唤让青木司忍不住吞了口唾沫:“好...好了！” „Yourself install, I give you my trumpet to play together.” The arched sound sounds somewhat impatient. “你自己安装一下,我给你我的小号一起玩。”穹的声音听起来有些迫不及待。 Qingmu Division the face was clicking on the installment painstakingly, is actually thinking at heart the best setup time not to end to consider as finished forever. 青木司苦着脸点击了安装,心里却想着最好安装时间永远别结束算了。 But, being contrary to what expects, perhaps is because this notebook performance is good, the installment speed is extremely fast. 但,事与愿违,也许是因为这笔记本性能太好,安装速度极快。 „I, I played well!” Qingmu Division some do not prefer said loudly. “我,我游戏安好了！”青木司有些不情愿的大声说道。 The next room transmitted dá dá dá barefooting to run the sound of footsteps on floor, arched opened the door, arrived at side Qingmu Division, the expression somewhat took over the mouse keyboard impatiently, landed the game neatly and quickly, and accepted named ‚Weirdo’ game application. 隔壁房间传来了哒哒哒的赤脚跑在地板上的脚步声,穹打开房门,来到了青木司身边,表情有些迫不及待的接手了鼠标键盘,三下五除二登陆了游戏,并且接受了一个名为‘Weirdo’的游戏申请。 On the screen presented one bald male and a female character stands on the spot. 屏幕上出现了一个光头男和一个女性角色站在原地。 „This male is the division .... I went to the room to teach you to be good with the voice.” Arched established probably option that in plays the voice, returned to own room hurriedly, does not give the opportunity that Qingmu Si Zhao gave a pretext. “这个男的就是司....我回房间用语音教你好了。”穹大概设置了一下游戏里语音的选项,又急匆匆的回到了自己的房间,根本不给青木司找借口的机会。 Qingmu Division shivers is grasping the mouse, forehead cold sweat directing current. 青木司颤抖着握着鼠标,额头冷汗直流。 On the bald male role in game is going against ‚Odriew’ ID, is naked the both feet, even the T-shirt is the crack, the pants also pitiful four corner/horn underpants, seem like and this time Qingmu Division almost go down in the world same. 游戏里的光头男角色头上顶着‘Odriew’的ID,赤裸着双脚,连T恤都是破洞的,裤子也只有可怜兮兮的四角内裤,看起来和此时的青木司差不多一样落魄。 The words saying that is why bald including own game role! 话说为什么连自己的游戏角色都是光头啊！ „Hey, can hear?” The arched sound passed from the earphone. “喂,能听到吗？”穹的声音从耳机里传了出来。 Qingmu Si clear settles the throat: „Can.” 青木司清了清嗓:“能。” „Division .... Top left-hand corner 0.1.” Arched clicked directly started to play. “司....点一下左上角。”穹直接点击了开始游戏。 Qingmu Division clicked prepared the button, the game started lining up. 青木司点击了准备按钮,游戏开始了排队。 In a while, game picture one dark, when the screen shines again, the game role of Qingmu Division has appeared on a worn-out airplane. 没过多久,游戏画面一暗,屏幕再度亮起时,青木司的游戏角色已经出现在了一架破旧的飞机上。 „According to the F parachuting.” The arched sound spreads from the earphone, Qingmu Division point F key. “按F跳伞。”穹的声音从耳机中传出,青木司愣愣的点下了F键。 Arched the sound in earphone is somewhat startled: „Does not make you jump now, .....” 穹在耳机里的声音有些惊慌:“不是让你现在跳,诶呀.....” Qingmu Division is rocking the mouse, looks under own body the fireworks just like the innumerable parachutes that are in full bloom, asking that a face compels ignorant: „Why under my foot so many parachutes? How can't I deploy?” 青木司晃动着鼠标,看着自己身下宛如礼花般盛开的无数降落伞,一脸懵逼的问道:“为什么我脚底下这么多降落伞啊？我怎么不能开伞？” „..... That is a player, your mouse slides downward, flew certain distance to deploy downward.” The arched face is controlling the role downward vertical landing earnestly. “.....那都是玩家,你鼠标往下滑,往下飞到一定距离就能开伞了。”穹一脸认真的控制着角色向下垂直降落。 But Qingmu Division is thrown into confusion pushed down the angle of view, the left hand has not known to press anything on the keyboard, waits to recover, suddenly discovered that own game angle of view turned into the first person, Qingmu looks that present are getting more and more low from the ground, the expression somewhat is suddenly flurried: „I... arched .... How did I turn into the first person angle of view?” 而青木司手忙脚乱的拉低了视角,左手还不知道在键盘上按到了什么,等回过神来,忽然发现自己的游戏视角变成了第一人称,青木看着眼前的自己距离地面越来越低,表情忽然有些慌乱:“我...穹....我怎么变成第一人称视角了？” „Do I want to plunge to death?!” “我要摔死了？！” Arched in next room, the corners of the mouth twitch slightly. She has not thought that Qingmu Division plays to play, like usually is not calm, instead flurried seems like a child. 穹在隔壁房间中,嘴角微微抽搐。她没想到青木司玩起游戏来,丝毫不像平时那么镇定,反而慌乱的像是个小孩。 The Qingmu Division game picture stagnates fiercely, the parachute that the character opens automatically lets the speed that he descends one slow. 青木司游戏画面猛地一滞,人物自动打开的降落伞让他降落的速度为止一慢。 „You press down the B key, can adjust the angle of view.” “你按下B键,就能把视角调回来了。” Qingmu Division presses down the B key, returned to the third person again, relaxes. 青木司按下B键,再次回到了第三人称,松了口气。 „Finds the place to hide quickly, some people looked for you.” The arched sound a little worries. “快找地方躲起来,有人去找你了。”穹的声音有点着急。 Qingmu Division bewildered looks at the picture of game, two little building who only looks at not far away, a wear big windproof coat wears the strong man of mask to jump down from the second floor window, in the hand is also raising swarthy firearms. 青木司一脸茫然的看着游戏的画面,只看不远处的二层小楼里,一个穿着大风衣戴着面罩的猛男从二楼窗户里一跃而下,手里还提着一把黑不溜秋的枪械。 Why arched makes me come? 穹让我干嘛来着？ Qingmu Division blinks. 青木司眨了眨眼。 Runs? 跑？ Qingmu Division pressed down the W key confusedly, actually looks at own character turtle fast toward being far away from that person of direction leisure walking. 青木司迷茫的按下了W键,却看自己的人物龟速的朝着远离那人的方向慢悠悠的走去。 „How my person walks is so slow!” Qingmu Division had not obtained the arched answer, hears behind bang a gunshot, his character is walking to turn to kneel on the slave station. “我的人怎么走的这么慢啊！”青木司还没得到穹的答复,就听到身后砰的一声枪响,他的人物就从站着走变成了跪着走。 „? How I knelt down suddenly, can stand?” Qingmu Division finishes speaking, in the earphone broadcast the voice of strange man: „You took off/escaped to stand the vest in backpack, was the clothes was too heavy, you put on motionless.” “诶？我怎么忽然跪下了,能站起来吗？”青木司话音刚落,耳机里就传来了陌生男人的声音:“你把背包里的背心脱了就能站起来,是衣服太重了,你穿不动。” In the big windproof coat strong man raises began the shotgun to arrive at Qingmu Si Shenqian, squats on the ground, is turning head to Qingmu Division about. 正是大风衣猛男提着手里的霰弹枪来到了青木司身前,蹲在地上,对着青木司左右扭头。 Qingmu Division is bewildered: „How you can speak with me .... How I take off the clothes.” 青木司一脸茫然:“你怎么能和我说话....我怎么脱衣服啊。” „Presses down the TAB key, then the left mouse button discarded the clothes is good.” The voice of man as if a little shivers. “按下TAB键,然后鼠标左键把衣服扔掉就好了。”那男人的声音似乎有点颤抖。 Qingmu Division complies as if suddenly enlightened, the eye actually looks on this computer screen, is the arched teammate icon to be getting more and more near. 青木司恍然大悟般照做,眼睛却看这电脑屏幕上,属于穹的队友图标越来越近。 „Is this? You and other.” Qingmu Division first was about crept along several, then abandoned the waistband of character. “是这样吗？你等一下。”青木司先是左右爬动了几下,然后扔下了人物的腰带。 „Yeah, how to take off/escape the waistband?” Qingmu Division does intentionally at a loss rocks the mouse, the character is following to wiggle forward in inside: „Can I also pick?” “哎,怎么把腰带脱了？”青木司故作茫然的晃动着鼠标,人物跟着在里面扭来扭去:“我还能捡回来吗？” The windproof coat strong man smiles: „All right, presses the TAB key to see the surrounding goods and collection, but you must first stand to be good, took your time first took off the vest.” 风衣猛男嘿嘿一笑:“没事,按TAB键可以看到周围的物品并拾取,不过你得先站起来才行,慢慢来先脱了背心。” Qingmu Division looks at the windproof coat strong man behind, arched proposes the appearance that the spear/gun is flushing, the sound suddenly very surprised appearance: „Aiya, how did I take off the underpants?” 青木司看着风衣猛男身后,穹提着枪冲来的样子,声音忽然很是吃惊的样子:“哎呀,我怎么把内裤脱掉了？” The movement that the windproof coat strong man about has turned head stops, the sound is very surprised: „Yeah? The lying trough, may not .....” 风衣猛男一直左右扭头的动作一停,声音无比惊讶:“哎？卧槽,不可.....” He not possible can in not say, arched control the rifle in role then dá dá dá opening fire. 他不可能的能在还没说完,穹控制的角色手里的步枪便哒哒哒的开了火。 That windproof coat male almost lay on the ground in an instant, with Qingmu Si head to the head, the surface appearance is peeping. 那风衣男几乎刹那间就趴在了地上,和青木司头对着头,面面相窥。 „Warder ....” His words just opened the mouth, the arched sound of gunfire resounds again, made into a corpse him thoroughly. “沃德法....”他话刚开口,穹的枪声就再次响起,将他彻底打成了一具尸体。 cold snort/hum that Qingmu Division disdains: „I will not play this game, does not represent my brain to have the issue. If this game can drag the underpants, how possibly to cross verification, fool.” 青木司不屑的冷哼一声:“我不会玩这游戏,又不代表我脑子有问题。这游戏要是能拖内裤,怎么可能过的了审核,笨蛋。” The windproof coat strong man as if was very aggrieved not to have like this, left behind one ruthlessly: „My teammate comes immediately.” Then has not made noise again. 风衣猛男似乎很是憋屈自己就这样没了,狠狠的留下了一句:“我队友马上就来。”然后就没有再出声。 The arched sound spreads to the ear, some as if worships: „Division .... Really is very fierce. Pretends anything not to understand intentionally, delays time. I begin also think that your really anything does not know, will not play!” 穹的声传入耳朵,似乎有些崇拜:“司....果然很厉害呢。故意装作什么都不懂,来拖延时间。我开头还以为你真的什么都不知道,一点都不会玩呢！” Qingmu Division bore the desire of inquiry silently, looks that own character stands up under the arched rescue finally again, presses down the TAB key, actually the discovery linked the windproof coat male equipment to collect probably a moment ago. He picked oneself waistband, admitted in the windproof coat male thing own goods column completely, even windproof coat male clothes one has not let off, this step by step leisure walked toward house. 青木司默默地忍住了提问的欲望,看着自己的人物在穹的救助下终于再次站起身来,按下TAB键,却发现好像连刚才风衣男的装备都能拾取了。他捡回了自己的腰带,又把风衣男的东西全部都放进了自己的物品栏里,连风衣男的衣服都一个没放过,这才一步步慢悠悠的向身边的房子走去。 The power and prestige of windproof coat in game swings gently, the hood of bringing covered up the Qingmu Division role bare head, in the hand raised a pitch-dark shotgun, the character has in a twinkling compelled the standard. 风衣随着游戏里的威风轻轻摆动,自带的兜帽遮掩了青木司角色光秃秃的脑袋,手里提着一把黑漆漆的霰弹枪,人物霎时间有了逼格。 „Division, why can you with the way of walking?” Arched somewhat puzzled. “司,你为什么要用走路的方式？”穹有些不解。 The Qingmu Division tone is indifferent: „Waits for his teammate.” 青木司语气淡然:“等一下他的队友罢了。” „Oh! I go to other room to search.” The arched sound worshipped probably. “噢！那我去别的房间搜一下。”穹的声音好像更崇拜了。 A Qingmu Division hand is pressing W slowly proceeds, another hand unlocking fast cell phone, crazy single-handed types on the browser: How can run in the game? 青木司一只手按着W慢慢悠悠的往前走,另一只手飞快的解锁了手机,疯狂的单手在浏览器上打字:怎么才能在游戏里跑起来？ --- --- ps: The hegemons add ten, the on the shelf repays a debt, today first celebrates for this book's first hegemon, in addition one ~ ps:盟主加十更,上架就还债,今天先为本书第一个盟主庆祝一下,加一更~