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#97: Chapter 97 Food God falling from the sky (First Part)

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《The God of Cookery》 is a typical new year's film, is the movie that Stephen Chow goes forth to battle and arranges personally leads and develops, the entire story is „, but duplicate/restores loses and regains” the play process, it can be said that in Le Yuan mind a memory very profound movie, is one rare with the Chef related movie. 《食神》是一部典型的贺岁片,也是周星驰亲自上阵又编又导又演的影片,整个故事是个“得而复失、失而复得”的戏剧过程,可以说是乐渊脑海中记忆非常深刻的一部电影,也是一部难得和厨师相关的电影。 The entire story happened in 1996 Hong Kong, Le Yuan from Quest knew that present protagonist Stephen Chow had not been caught up with the Food God throne, but very obvious Bull Tong already and „Great Joyful” boss ganged up, is bureau already that Stephen Chow supposed constructs, is only waiting for the Stephen Chow run-up. 整个故事发生在1996年的香港,乐渊从任务上得知现在的主角史提芬周还没有被赶下食神的宝座,但是很明显的唐牛已经和“大快乐”老板勾搭起来,为史提芬周设下的局已经建好了,只等着史提芬周自己跳上去。 Returned to the trial world, Le Yuan first to inspect an own condition, only saw an appearance of own suit and dress shoes, the side small handbags, opened simultaneously, inside has to be printed with the ID card of head picture and enters port the visa, naturally 3000 HK dollars of being nothing more or less. 回到试炼世界,乐渊先是检查了一下自己的状态,只见到自己一副西装革履的样子,同时身边有一个小皮包,一打开,里面有着印有自己头像的身份证和入港签证,当然还有不多不少的三千元港币。 Took up own ID card, in the Le Yuan mind appears in the 《The God of Cookery》 world the status of system arrangement, after a chef from continent, wanted to open an enterprise in lively lively Hong Kong with cooking skill, the present is his „predecessor” came to port the third day, came to join in this Hong Kong most famous Meishi Street the opening ceremony of Tang Dynasty enterprise's 50 th branch store, simultaneously experienced Hong Kong Food God elegant demeanor. 拿起自己的身份证,乐渊的脑海中浮现出了《食神》世界中系统安排的身份,一个来自大陆的名厨之后,想要在热闹繁华的香港用厨艺开辟出一番事业,现在是他的“前身”来港的第三天,前来参加这香港最有名的美食街中唐朝企业第五十家分店的开幕仪式,同时见识一下香港食神的风采。 Looks at own legal identity, Le Yuan relaxes, after all now already was in 1996, the illegal resident who did not have the status will be sent back continent, let alone also needs the legal identity in continent, if were not the system help, he may probably spend Kungfu. 看着自己的合法身份,乐渊松了一口气,毕竟现在已经是1996年了,一个没有身份的黑户可是会被遣送回大陆的,何况在大陆也是需要合法身份,如果不是系统帮助,他可要费一番功夫了。 Attended Tang Dynasty's the opening ceremony of branch store? Le Yuan is recalling the storyline content, this Tang Dynasty by company of protagonist Stephen Chow leadership, but the 50 th branch store is also the start of his destiny transition, can say that now is storyline extremely important one. 参加唐朝的分店的开幕仪式？乐渊回忆着剧情内容,这唐朝正是由主角史提芬周领导的公司,而第五十家分店也是他命运转折的开始,可以说现在是剧情极为重要的一幕。 Thinks before , the firecracker that hears, Le Yuan goes out of the small lane hastily, only saw that street opposite one group of people encircle there are very lively, reporter who also surroundings ten several take video camera and camera to a person who wears the golden Chef clothing/taking keeps patting, but he is protagonist — — Stephen Chow of this world. 想到之前传来的鞭炮声,乐渊连忙走出小巷子,只见到街对面一群人围在那里好不热闹,同时周围十数位拿着摄像机、照相机的记者对着一位穿着金色厨师服的人不停地拍着,而他正是这个世界的主角——史提芬周。 Sees only him to lean to order to black suit hand/subordinate low voice, Le Yuan displays the limit the hearing, this was away from a street to say him listened clearly. 只见他侧着头对着身边的黑西装手下小声地下着命令,乐渊将听力发挥到极限,这才隔着一条街将他说的听清楚。 Sees only his tone to say incisively: „Table must slightly have is small, the chair must push crowded, do not do that comfortably to the guest, finished eating him to walk ; The straw must thickly thick, the ice piece wants many greatly big, the soft drink will drink up him to buy the second cup, were you new? Does this also want me to teach?” 只见他语气尖锐地说道:“桌子要多小有多小,椅子要多挤有多挤,不要给客人做得那么舒服,吃完了他就会走;吸管要多粗有多粗,冰块要多大有多大,汽水喝完了他就会买第二杯,那你是不是新来的？这还要我教？” Stephen Chow is preaching to the black suit put on a high and mighty act, such live image is Zhou Bapi, must squeeze to do the interest of every minute customer to be then happy, but nod of his subordinate chicken pecking meter/rice, looked was said that a courage of rebuttal does not have. 史提芬周趾高气昂地对着黑西装手下说教着,那样子活像是周扒皮,要压榨干顾客的每一分利益这才开心,而他的手下小鸡啄米似的点着头,一看就是被这么说惯了,一点反驳的勇气都没有。 „Stupidly be not standing, does not know flexible, fool!” After all requests said that Stephen Chow has not forgotten to scold one. Until must tailor by the female attendant reminder at the same time, this stops to scold, takes up the scissors from the tray in female attendant hand with a smile. “你别傻站着,一点都不知道变通,笨蛋！”所有的要求说完后,史提芬周还不忘骂了一句。直到被一边的女侍提醒要剪裁了,这才止住责骂,笑着从女侍手中的托盘上拿起剪刀。 Stephen Chow comes, one side is Boss Great Joyful, another side is a foreigner, Stephen Chow said jubilantly with a smile: „Prepared... not to prepare — —” 史提芬周居中,其中一侧是大快乐老板,另一边则是一个外国人,史提芬周兴高采烈地笑着说道:“准备好了没有…预备——” With „ka ka” the scissors sound, the colored ribbon was sheared, a Stephen Chow face self-satisfied is greeting with person, nearby cheered on, the flashing light of camera flashed before unceasingly, could be said as the most self-satisfied time regarding Stephen Chow at this moment. 随着“咔咔”的剪刀声,彩带被剪断了,史提芬周一脸得意和身边的人打着招呼,旁边的则是呐喊助威,照相机的闪光灯不断闪现,此时此刻对于史提芬周来说可以说是最为志得意满的时候。 „Thanks, thanks, everyone eats thing together!” Started doing business to cut the ribbon to complete, Stephen Chow wielded calls is encircling attending the ceremony before door, reporter and customer enters in the shop. Afterward he himself draws Boss Great Joyful to enter in the shop with a smile. “谢谢,谢谢,大家一起来吃东西啊！”开业剪彩完成了,史提芬周手一挥招呼着围在店门前的观礼者、记者和顾客进入店内。随后他自己拉着大快乐老板笑着进入店内。 Looks Stephen Chow that foot treads into the trap also jubilantly and digging a pit is talking intimately, Le Yuan sighed in the distant place: „Having a bad husband, the judge is unclear. Chef as Chef that you lose regarding the cooking skill proper heart, perseverance and to customer the sincere intention of studies diligently unceasingly ; But as an enterprise owner, you antagonizes people everywhere and does not guard to the biggest enemy, creates obstacles to the person on one's own side in every possible way, it can be said that is deserted by friends and allies, is really the failure......” 看着一只脚踏入陷阱的史提芬周还兴高采烈地和挖坑者这么亲热地交谈着,乐渊在远处不由叹道:“遇人不淑,识人不明。身为厨师你失去的一名厨师对于厨艺应有的心,不断钻研的恒心和对顾客的诚心;而作为一名企业老板,你到处树敌而又对最大的敌人毫不提防,对自己人百般刁难,可以说是众叛亲离,真是失败……” Although knows that today's opening ceremony will become a farce, but Le Yuan entered in this newly-opened shop, not for other, but wants to experience can finally with BOSS Bull Tong cooking skill that awakening Stephen Chow places on a par. 虽然知道今天的开业典礼会成为一场闹剧,但是乐渊还是走进了这新开的店内,不为别的,只是想见识见识最后能与觉醒的史提芬周相提并论的BOSS唐牛的厨艺。 Walks after the door, Le Yuan before the stream of people arrives at a counter, conveniently selected signboard meal — — assorted noodles? Attained the surface, Le Yuan first looked at its contour, fair, no highlight, later heard, the smell was numerous and diverse, the fragrance of wheat flour mixed with an earth fishy smell — — radish not to wash cleanly, and also has the pig stink — — pig large intestine not to process, the aura of light curry taste and gefilte fish. 从店门走进去后,乐渊随着人流来到一个柜台前,随手点了一份招牌套餐——一份杂碎面？拿到面,乐渊先是看了一下它的外形,中规中矩,没有什么亮点,之后是闻了一下,气味繁杂,白面的香味夹杂着一阵土腥气——萝卜没有洗干净,并且还有着猪臭味——猪大肠没处理好,还有淡淡的咖喱味和鱼丸的气息。 The light from the color, shape and fragrance, this assorted noodles also can only be the craftsmanship of roadside stall, Le Yuan wait/etc 11 tastes the noodles, radish, gefilte fish, pigskin, pig blood thin, Le Yuan had not continued to eat, will end placed on the table conveniently. 光是从色、形、香上来说,这一份杂碎面也只能算是路边小摊的手艺,乐渊又又将面条、萝卜、鱼丸、猪皮、猪血等等一一细尝了一遍,乐渊没有继续吃下去,将完随手放在了桌上。 The difference, was really bad, the Stephen Chow Tang Dynasty branch store could be said as a restaurant of high scale on the decoration, but restaurant most important cooking was actually only then the level of roadside booth, if did not have the Food God reputation, expected that this shop capture had anybody to come to visit. 差、实在是太差了,史提芬周的唐朝分店就装潢而言可以说是一家高档次的餐馆,但是一家餐馆最重要的料理却是只有路边摊的水平,如果不是有食神的名头,料想这家店捕获有任何人前来光顾。 When Le Yuan continues to observe, suddenly started the Food God fans to the activity link that Food God offers flowers, as the people make way saying that a school girl dresses up has the woman of whiskers to appear, right indeed is the woman, Le Yuan can feel on her with the woman similar aura. 就在乐渊继续观察的时候,突然开始了食神粉丝给食神献花的活动环节,随着众人让开一条道,一个女学生打扮的有着络腮胡的女人出现了,没错的确是女人,乐渊可以感受到她身上和女人同样的气息。 This can be said as the miracle in biological history, she is big, but kind ; She is dreadful, but is passionate ; She is only unmanned the passer- by care, but makes you so remember with eternal gratitude. Few people know that who he is, but everyone knows her name — — Ru Hua. Actually she is the incarnation of malicious ghost, is the scrap of God? No one knows, what we definitely know is that so long as she presents the people at present, the corner will be filling the dreadful aura every inchs, after Food God Stephen Chow sees unavoidably the body, supine. 这可以说是生物学史上的奇迹,她高大,但是宅心仁厚;她猥琐,但是热情洋溢;她只是个无人关心的路人,但让你如此刻骨铭心。很少有人知道他是谁,但人人都知道她的名字——如花。她究竟是恶鬼的化身,还是上帝的废品？没人知道,但可以肯定的是,只要她出现众人眼前,每一寸角落都会弥漫着猥琐的气息,就连食神史提芬周都见到都不免身子后仰。 Sees only Stephen Chow to see the Ru Hua flash, the shoulders tower, the whole body ties tight, the complexion solidifies, the cold sweat emits from his forehead, the eyeball stares to look at Ru Hua. 只见史提芬周见到如花的一刹那,双肩耸立,全身紧绷,面色凝固,冷汗从他的额角冒出,眼珠子直瞪瞪地看着如花。 „Food God — —” Ru Hua takes to offer flowers to run hopping along toward Stephen Chow, buckled the left hand of nostril also to put, is long the arm to give a Stephen Chow big hug. “食神——”如花拿着献花一蹦一跳地向着史提芬周跑去,原本扣着鼻孔的左手也放了下来,长开手臂想要给史提芬周一个大大的拥抱。 The surrounding person is an appearance that looks at the joke, some people are also lifting the video camera photography at the same time, saw that Ru Hua must throw to oneself on, the Stephen Chow inspiration flashes, wear a look of exaggerating points at out of the window to shout greatly: „Well — — has the flying saucer!” 周围的人都是一副看笑话的样子,一边还有人举着摄像机拍摄,眼看如花就要扑到自己身上,史提芬周灵机一闪,面带夸张的指着窗外大喊道:“咦——有飞碟！” Also does not know that the flying saucer really is so whether appealing, cannot help but looks including Ru Hua everyone to out of the window, Le Yuan had also cannot help but turned the head, however Marrow Cleansing Scripture in within the body flashes through a fluctuation to prevent together the strange spirit fluctuation, blurry Le Yuan sobers immediately, Le Yuan looks at the fluctuation surprisedly source — — Stephen Chow. 也不知是否飞碟真的这么吸引人,包括如花在内的所有人都不由自主地看向窗外,乐渊原本也不由自主地转过头去,但是体内的洗髓经闪过一丝波动阻挡住一道奇异的精神波动,原本迷糊的乐渊立刻清醒过来,乐渊惊疑地看着波动的源头——史提芬周。 Sees only Stephen Chow to see that the people all „had flying saucer” to attract by his one, the potential of whole body was compelled, clenches teeth to tip over flies to kick, will have trampled the welcome stage compared with he quite big Ru Hua, kicked to faint in the counter, the speed and Strength of that foot, looked at Le Yuan to sigh feel ashamed of one's inferiority. 只见史提芬周看到众人全被他的一句“有飞碟”吸引住了,全身上下的潜能都被逼了出来,咬牙一记侧转飞踢,将比他好高大的如花一脚踹过迎宾台,踢晕在了柜台里,那一脚的速度、力量、准度看得乐渊都不由感叹自愧不如。 After everyone has turned round, Stephen Chow shifts with a smile regards the channel: „Everyone, is open for business for the celebrate our 50 th branch store, promoted a new meal specially.” Was saying then wants to introduce for the people, but Bull Tong lifts stove Monarch to look like at the same time arrives at the Stephen Chow front. 所有人回过身后,史提芬周笑着转移视线道:“各位,为了庆祝我们第五十家分店开张,特别推出了一道新的套餐。”说着便想为众人介绍,但是一边唐牛抬着灶君像来到史提芬周的面前。 „Double-hour elected, can ask stove Monarch to enter the kitchen.” Bull Tong smiling said. “时辰选好了,可以请灶君进厨房了。”唐牛一脸微笑地说道。 „Since also a little time, I with everyone introduced that Tang Dynasty recently launched — —” Stephen Chow said then looks like the junction to succeed in obtaining to start in stove Monarch, at the same time points at behind large character saying that „grateful first love gold and silver lover meal!” “既然还有点时间,我跟大家介绍一款唐朝新推出的——”史提芬周边说便将灶君像交到了手下手里,一边指着身后的大字说道,“刻骨铭心初恋金银情侣套餐！” Afterward starts to trick to the people: „Confucius and Jesus had once said that ‚first love infinite beautiful’, therefore I choose this theme to add on noble material each meal only to sell $99.99, 100 have more than enough.” Was saying one side Bull Tong be with smile on the face that assorted noodles carries Le Yuan had just eaten. 随后面向众人开始忽悠起来:“孔子和耶稣曾说过,‘初恋无限美’,所以我选这个题材加上高贵的材料每份套餐只卖九十九块九毛九,一百块都用不了。”说着一边的唐牛面带笑容的将乐渊刚刚吃过的那一种杂碎面端了出来。 Later flickering is some Deathly Miser, he points at one side stamp saying: „Along with the meal throws in stamp one, so long as collection simultaneous/uniform five stamp add on $99.99 then to trade to Love Bone Pendant again, this pendant is passes through me ‚Food God’ to help it leave blank, therefore is in love the wonderful effect regarding the youth men and women!” 之后的忽悠更是有些死要钱,他指着一边的印花说道:“随餐附赠印花一个,只要集齐五个印花再加上九十九块九毛九便可以换到一个刻骨铭心的骨头链坠,这个坠子是经过我‘食神’帮它开光,所以对于青年男女谈恋爱有妙不可言的功效！” An appearance of Bull Tong faithful dog young at the same time is the Stephen Chow excuse answers saying: „Uses with the Indian god oil again is even more powerful!” 一边的唐牛一副忠实狗仔的样子为史提芬周的说辞搭腔道:“再和印度神油一起使用更是如虎添翼！” „Ha haha — —” such a joke causes those present to laugh all, but Le Yuan in looks at the same time indifferently Bull Tong that inferior performance and appearance of Stephen Chow that broker shakes the head again and again. “哈哈哈——”这么一个笑话引得在场的人无不哈哈大笑,而乐渊在一边冷眼看着唐牛那低劣的表演和史提芬周那一副市侩的样子更是连连摇头。 The boss as big enterprise, the Stephen Chow corrupt money is not fearful, however the present issue is he to make money not to have the bottom line simply, treats as the fool to play all customers radically, Love Bone Pendant above had two gold/metal color centers to be passed through by an arrow, this was the picture of ordinary gold lacquer conveniently on a skeleton, radically was the useless waste. 作为大企业的老板,史提芬周贪钱不可怕,但是现在的问题是他为了赚钱简直是毫无底线,根本是把所有顾客当作傻子耍,刻骨铭心的骨头项链坠子上面有俩颗金色心被一支箭穿过了,这就是普通的金漆在一个骨头架子上随手一画,根本就是毫无用处的废物。 Although has flickering of Stephen Chow to make the people forget its essence on the field presently temporarily, so long as the people are cool-headed, quick will then discover that deceived fact, this is no different regarding an enterprise digs one's own grave. 虽然现在场上有着史提芬周的忽悠让众人暂时忘记它的本质,但是只要众人头脑冷静下来,很快便会发现被骗的事实,这对于一个企业来说无异于自掘坟墓。 Le Yuan watches critically Stephen Chow to take the Food God final performance. 乐渊冷眼旁观着史提芬周作为食神最后的表演。
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