VPAATS :: Volume #4

#303: Bitter experience cheating


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Chapter 303 encounters the cheating 第303章遭遇诈骗 Yang Ming looked for a public telephone on the street casually, has made a phone call to the onstage of Wang century strong wind company. 杨明在街上随便找了一个公用电话,给王氏世纪雄风公司的前台打了一个电话。 Hello, Wang century strong wind.” That side the telephone has heard a delightful female voice. “你好,王氏世纪雄风。”电话那边传来了一个甜美的女声。 Hello, I want to look for the Huang Youcai yellow assistant.” Yang Ming appears somewhat hoarse by own sound. “你好,我想找一下黄有才黄助理。”杨明让自己的声音显得有些沙哑。 „The Oh? yellow assistant, he has gotten off work, what matter do you ask him to have?” The onstage asked. 哦?黄助理啊,他已经下班了,你找他有什么事情么?”前台问道。 Is this, I am a customer of Chairman King, is he asks me to look for the yellow assistant.” Yang Ming makes out of whole cloth to say. “是这样的,我是王董事长的一个客户,是他叫我找黄助理的。”杨明瞎编道。 „, You wait a bit, I look for the cell phone of yellow assistant to you, you make his cell phone and he relate!” Onstage one hear is the customer of chairman, immediately does not dare to neglect, turned the telephone directory hastily. “啊,你稍等一下啊,我给你找一下黄助理的手机,你打他的手机和他联系吧!”前台一听是董事长的客户,立刻不敢怠慢,连忙翻起了电话簿。 Good.” The Yang Ming's corners of the mouth show a faint smile, the goal was achieved. “好的。”杨明的嘴角微微一笑,目的达到了。 „The telephone of yellow assistant is 133 xxxxx 789.” The sales clerk said. “黄助理的电话是133xxxxx789。”前台小姐说道。 Thank you I have taken down.” Yang Ming has hung up the telephone, this Huang Youcai mobile number and his private car trademark mantissa are unexpectedly same, is really rich man Ah! “谢谢你了我记下了。”杨明挂断了电话,这黄有才的手机号和他的座驾牌号尾数居然相同,真是有钱人啊! Yang Ming has changed a public telephone, provided the telephone number that to dial according to the sales clerk. 杨明又换了一个公用电话,按照前台小姐提供的电话号码拨了过去。 Hello? Who?” A voice of man passed from telephone, side also has to quarrel the mixed acoustic sound, evidently in bar and so on place. “喂?谁呀?”一个男人的声音从电话那边传了过来,旁边还有吵杂的音响声音,看样子是在酒吧之类的场所里面。 Hello, is Brother Huang?” Yang Ming becomes own sound sounds to flatter as far as possible. “你好,是黄哥么?”杨明将自己的声音变得尽量听起来谄媚一些。 I am, your which?” Huang Youcai asked. “我是,你哪位?”黄有才问道。 Brother Huang, I am small five, Ma Xiaowu!” Yang Ming has arranged a name of populace casually. 黄哥啊,我是小五啊,马小五!”杨明随便编了一个大众的名字。 Ma Xiaowu?” Huang Youcai stares: You whose Ah? which Ah? 马小五?”黄有才一愣:“你谁啊?哪儿的啊? He He, Brother Huang you are really honored person forget the matter. You have forgotten, in the past we still together drank in the big gear, Qing elder brother also in!” Yang Ming starts to make up wild stories eight to pull. “呵呵,黄哥您真是贵人多忘事啊。你忘了,当年咱们还在大排档一起喝酒呢,庆哥也在!”杨明开始胡诌八扯起来。 Which Qing elder brother? When matter?” The person who Huang Youcai contacts all day long are many went, who knows that which big god this Qing elder brother is? “哪个庆哥?什么时候的事儿了?”黄有才成天接触的人多了去了,谁知道这个庆哥是哪位大神? Was the year before last, we saying that...... Yang Ming still flattered in the big gear of business street. “就是前年,咱们在商业街的大排档……”杨明依然谄媚的说道。 The year before last?” Grass! Which has the year before last matter on me remembered round trip? Huang Youcai has criticized one: You said that asks me to have any matter!” “前年?”草!前年的事情了我上哪儿想起来去?黄有才暗骂了一句:“你就说说找我到底有什么事情吧!” Is this, Brother Huang, my...... Listened to the person saying that Brother Huang was now developed, very mixed flamboyant, didn't my this lick the face to ask Brother Huang you?” Yang Ming said. “是这样的,黄哥,我那个……听人说黄哥现在发达了,混得挺牛逼的,我这不就舔着脸来求黄哥您了?”杨明说道。 Oh? had any matter Ah? the Huang Youcai sound immediately becomes conceited, hey, asking me to handle the matter you so to be wordy! 哦?有什么事儿啊?黄有才的声音立刻变得牛气了起来,嘿,求我办事儿你还那么啰里吧嗦的! Is this, Brother Huang, I heard that you now were the high level in Wang century strong wind company?” Yang Ming has used one specially high level the glossary, person for fear that others of small gangster family background like Huang Youcai looks down upon him, but this high level two characters, demonstrate the Huang Youcai present status all of a sudden! “是这样的,黄哥,我听说您现在是王氏世纪雄风公司的高层了?”杨明特意用了一个“高层”的词汇,像黄有才这样小混混出身的人生怕别人看不起他,但是这个“高层”两个字,一下子就显示出了黄有才现在的身份! „, He He. Do you also know? However is the boss recognizes......” Huang Youcai to say with a smile. This flatter pats comfortable. Hey, high-level, you listen, this compared with any assistant and so on! “哦,呵呵呵。你也知道啦?不过是老板赏识而已……”黄有才笑道。这个马屁拍的舒服呀。嘿,高层,你听听,这比什么助理呀之类的强多了! Brother Huang, is this, I also all right do now, Brother Huang your energy is so big, can help me look for a manual labor to set the example that......” Yang Ming installs to take bitterly to seek. 黄哥,是这样的,我现在也没什么事儿做,黄哥您能量那么大,能不能帮我找个活计做啊……”杨明装作苦求的样子。 This, this was not quite easy to do.” Huang Youcai hesitant. Comfortable that although the opposite party flatter pats, but company matter, is not he wants to meddle casually meddles, enters the person also to pass through that side the human resources department, is very troublesome. Also, for a not familiar person, has not needed to use that effort! “这样啊,这颗不太好办了。”黄有才犹豫了一下。虽然对方马屁拍的舒服,但是公司内部的事情,也不是他想插手就随便插手的,进人还得经过人事部那边,很麻烦的。再说了,为了一个不怎么熟悉的人,没必要费那劲儿! Brother Huang, you looked, so long as a work of security were good!” Yang Ming said: Or this, Brother Huang you where, I pass now, I asked Brother Huang you to drink!” 黄哥,您看,只要一个保安的工作就好了!”杨明说道:“要不这样,黄哥您在哪儿,我现在过去,我请黄哥您喝酒!” Security Ah? Huang Youcai relaxed, is only the security, aren't also the matter that a few words handle? The recruitment security does not need through human resources department, so long as greeted with Security Department has resulted, moreover, Security Department Huang Youcai was in charge of! Therefore enters a security at is not the issue, let alone entered one, ten good! Looked that this boy also on very said that knows looks for itself to handle the matter to shed a blood, therefore Huang Youcai also refreshedly agreed: Good, I in the bomb bar of clear means of livelihood, you look for me now!” “保安啊?黄有才松了一口气,只是保安而已,那自己还不是一句话就搞定的事儿?招聘保安不需要通过人事部,只要和保安部打个招呼就得了,而且,保安部正是黄有才分管的!所以进个保安根本不是问题,别说进一个了,十个都行!看这小子还挺上道的,知道找自己办事儿要出点儿血,于是黄有才也就爽快的同意了:“好吧,我现在在清活路的炸弹酒吧,你来找我吧!” Good, Brother Huang, I pass immediately!” Yang Ming hangs up the telephone, hey hey sneers. “好的,黄哥,我马上过去!”杨明挂断电话,嘿嘿一声冷笑。 Yang Ming has not driven the Zhang Bin vehicle, he exits to handle the matter! Although Yang Ming does not think that will expose therefore anything, but is more careful does not have the blunder. 杨明没有开张滨的车子,他是出去办事儿的!虽然杨明不认为会因此暴露什么,但是小心些没大错。 Yang Ming looked for a hardware store to walk near the school first. 杨明先在学校附近找了一家五金商店走了进去。 „Does young fellow, what want to buy?” Many hardware stores are the day and night business, Yang Ming goes , the automatic bell in gate has rung, an uncle have a drowsy look has opened the eye. “小伙子,要买点儿什么?”很多五金商店是昼夜营业的,杨明进去的时候,门上的自动铃响了起来,一个大叔睡眼惺忪的睁开了眼睛。 Has the spanner and screwdriver?” Yang Ming asked. “有扳手和螺丝刀么?”杨明问道。 Has, can you be big? The spanner divides several sizes, what does the screw knife want? What the cross is colored is a character? Special t6, t8, triangle wait / etc..” The uncle asked. “有,你要多大的?扳手分好几个尺寸呢,螺丝刀子要什么样的?十字花的还是一字的?还有特殊的t6、t8、三角等等。”大叔问道。 The screwdriver also called the screw driver, regional names were different, however in Northeast, you went to the ironmongery and others says the screw driver, most people had not heard that was anything, may put out a sharp awl to you uncertain. 螺丝刀又叫改锥,各地的叫法不一样,但是在东北,你去五金店和人家说改锥,大多数人都没听说过那是什么,或许会给你拿出一个尖锥子来说不定。 Is this, the car(riage) of my friend has gone bad, do the words that must repair a vehicle use the big wrench?” Yang Ming asked. “是这样的,我朋友的车坏了,要修车的话用多大的扳子?”杨明问道。 Repairs a vehicle, you might as well buy one set of motor vehicle maintenance tool, I have complete, inside anything tool has, avoid you have matched, but also troubles strangely, moreover this set of price was also cheaper than single Mai!” The uncle said. “修车啊,那你还不如买一套汽车维修工具呢,我这有成套呢,里面什么工具都有,省得你一件一件的配了,还怪麻烦的,而且这一套的价格也比单买便宜了一些呢!”大叔说道。 Yes? Ready-made thing?” Yang Ming one said: Good, I buy one set of this, how much money?” “是么?还有现成的东西?”杨明一愣道:“好啊,那我就买一套这个吧,多少钱?” 180, my this quality is best!” The uncle indulged in self-glorification. “180,我这质量可是最好的了!”大叔自卖自夸道。 Although Yang Ming rich, but does not want to work as the big end, therefore said: Can be cheap? I went shopping, has bought dear the words friend to others should scold me.” 杨明虽然有钱但是也不想当大头,于是说道:“能便宜么?我给别人买东西,买贵了的话朋友该骂我了。” He He, namely however this, gives you a floor price! 160!” The uncle said. “呵呵,即然这样,就给你个最低价吧!160块!”大叔说道。 150 lines?” Yang Ming asked. “150块行么?”杨明问道。 Little brother, the truth and you said that my this is 140 enters, 150, my anything profit...... uncle the face had not been saying really painstakingly. “小兄弟,实话和你说吧,我这是140块进的,150块,我真的没什么利润了……”大叔苦着脸说道。 Good, that 160!” Yang Ming casually says, more importantly must handle the matter. Yang Ming thought that this person tall and sturdy, has not continued to insist that has given the uncle 200 dollars directly. “好吧,那就160吧!”杨明就是随便讲讲,重要的是还要去办事儿呢。杨明觉得这人挺实在的,就没继续坚持,直接递给了大叔200块钱。 The uncle received money, turned around to get money to the following money box. Yang Ming also wonders, the average person receives 100 Yuan bank note, must take up to come to see, he looked that did not look anxiously is getting money? 大叔接过钱,就转身到后面的钱盒子里找钱去了。杨明还纳闷呢,一般人收到100元的票子,怎么也得拿起来看看啊,他怎么连看都不看就急着去找钱? Because strange, Yang Ming paid attention this uncle, unconscious used X-ray / perspective. Has not actually thought that saw dirty one! 因为奇怪,杨明就多留意了一下这个大叔,不自觉的就用上了透视。却没想到,看见了龌龊的一幕! Sees only the uncle fast Yang Ming to his in which Zhang Sai of two 100 Yuan bank notes in the cash box following band, then in one 100 Yuan the cash box took, turns around to say to Yang Ming: Little brother, your 100 dollars are fake, troubles you to trade one!” 只见大叔快速的将杨明给他的两张100元的票子的其中一张塞在了钱箱下面的夹层里,然后将钱箱里原本有的一张100元拿了出来,转身对杨明说道:“小兄弟,你这100块钱是假的,麻烦你换一张!” Vacation?” Yang Ming sneers saying: I give you time didn't you say? Has turned around to rub gently quite a while said that is false, how I know that perpetrated a fraud by you?” “假的?”杨明冷笑道:“我给你的时候你怎么不说?转过身去磨蹭了半天才说是假的,我怎么知道是不是被你偷梁换柱了?” By heaven and earth and my conscience!” The uncle has not thought that Yang Ming also speaks plausibly unexpectedly, the average person should very be the doubts when took money to come to see I changes your money to Ah!? You do not believe that you have a look, in my this money box altogether gives my these two 100 bills on you!” Saying, money box bringing. “天地良心!”大叔没想到杨明居然还振振有辞,一般人应该很是疑惑的拿回去钱来看看才对啊!“我什么时候换你的钱了?你不信,你看看,我这钱盒子里一共就你给我的这两张100的钞票!”说着,就把钱盒子给拿了过来。 Really, in money box, only then several bank notes and some changes, altogether add not to have 100 dollars. If changes few people, perhaps believed uncle's rumor, but Yang Ming actually looked clearly, naturally cannot be swindled: Yes? Good, I use 100 dollars to buy your this cash box to add on inside change, do you sell?” 果然,钱盒子里只有几张十块的票子和一些零钞,总共加起来还没有100块钱呢。要是换个别人,没准儿就相信大叔的谎言了,但是杨明却看得真切,自然不会上当:“是么?那好啊,我用100块钱买你这个钱箱子加上里面的零钞,你卖不卖?” What?” Uncle one surprised: „Do you want to buy cash box? Do you buy cash box to do? In this altogether did not have 100 dollars, what can a broken paper box child sell several cents Ah? you to buy it to make? Do not crack a joke!” “啥?”大叔一愕:“你要买钱箱子?你买钱箱子干什么?这里面一共还没有100块钱呢,一个破纸箱子能卖几毛钱啊?你买它做什么?别开玩笑了!” „Do I want to buy?” Yang Ming holds paper box not to drop. “我就要买呢?”杨明抓住了纸箱子不放手了。 Little brother, you let alone has smiled, what does this broken box have to be easy to buy? Good, hurried money Huan, or this, I lost money, sold you quickly 150!” The uncle was somewhat anxious, does not understand why Yang Ming must stare at this paper box not to put. “小兄弟,你别说笑了,这破箱子有什么好买的?好了,赶紧把钱换了,要不这样,我亏本一些,卖你150快吧!”大叔有些急了,不明白杨明为什么非要盯着这个纸箱子不放。 Who and you cracked a joke?” Yang Ming sudden complexion cold saying: I changed the mind, tool I do not want, I must buy this paper box now! Didn't give you a moment ago 200? Good, since you said is false, I do not want, gave you, this box I took away!” “谁和你开玩笑了?”杨明突然脸色一冷的说道:“我改变主意了,工具我不要了,我现在要买这个纸箱子!刚才不是给你200吗?好,既然你说其中有一张是假的,那我也不要了,都给你了,这个箱子我拿走!”
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