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#1558: Yang Ming's cloudy person method

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Chapter 1158 Yang Ming's cloudy person method 第1158章杨明的阴人手段 The refreshed feeling that this cloudy person brings makes the Yang Ming ratio punch them one also to come to be comfortable, Yang Ming looked that has not looked to pour two after gate, because beforehand Yang Ming saw clearly their fate with special ability. 这种阴人带来的爽快感觉让杨明比揍他们一顿还来得要舒服,杨明看都没看倒在门后的两人,因为之前杨明已经用异能看清了两人的下场。 The Yang Ming then telephone, entered washroom. 杨明接着电话,走进了洗手间。 „What sound is so loud?” Chen Fei heard Yang Ming's to trample gate sound, therefore asked. “什么声音这么大？”陈飞听到了杨明的踹门声,于是问道。 „, The gate of this hotel washroom returns to the strength gate, is a little tight, I just pushed have not shoved open suddenly, trampled a foot, finally opened!” Yang Ming answered. In the surface, Yang Ming said that to the Chen Fei hear, actually, Yang Ming said listens to that two bodyguards, to prevent them will suspect, will therefore speak to explain 12. “哦,这饭店洗手间的门是回力门,有点儿紧,我刚推了一下没推开,就踹了一脚,结果就开了！”杨明解释道。表面上,杨明是说给陈飞听的,其实,杨明是说给那两个保镖听的,为了防止他们两个会怀疑,所以才会出言解释12。 Really, Bodyguard A that has not fainted heard the Yang Ming's words, flipped the supercilious look, a depression, are oneself so at heart bad luck? Has not put in an appearance, has not waited to teach Yang Ming, first hitting to fly by the shutter, oneself full nose bleed, has a look at own partner, but also remains unconscious...... Is frustrated simply Ah! 果然,那没晕倒的保镖甲听到了杨明的话,翻了翻白眼,心里一阵的郁闷,自己怎么这么倒霉呢？还没照面呢,没等教训杨明呢,就先被门板给撞飞了,自己满鼻子出血,看看自己的同伙,还昏迷不醒……简直是出师不利啊！ Yang Ming pretended to get drunk blurry appearance, entered the washroom, looked that has not looked at opposite urinal one, directly after waiting to return to strength gate „Bang” an automatic shut-off, then untied the pants, directly after gate that big pile of trash, have strafed. 杨明装作喝醉了迷迷糊糊的样子,走进了洗手间,看都没看对面的小便池一眼,直接等着回力门“砰”的一声自动关闭之后,然后解开裤子,直接对着门后那一大堆垃圾,扫射了起来。 Strafes, mouth also and Chen Fei was speaking the telephone: „Uncle Chen, is this restroom so dirty? Everywhere is the trash? I stand in the garbage heap urinate......” 边扫射,嘴里还边和陈飞讲着电话:“陈叔,这厕所怎么这么脏呢？到处都是垃圾？我站在垃圾堆里撒尿……” „Yang Ming, were you going astray place?” Chen Fei somewhat is immediately bewildered: Is there that „you go to a restroom? You leave anywhere feces and urine Ah?” “杨明,你是不是走错地方了？”陈飞顿时有些莫名其妙:“你去的那里是厕所么？你别随地大小便啊？” „Probably?” The Yang Ming corners of the mouth showed not a easy disparity happy expression to come, then said. “好像是吧？”杨明嘴角露出了一丝不易差距的笑意来,然后说道。 „Ok, in any case is your hotel, you are willing to be how what kind of!” Chen Fei helpless saying: „It seems like your boy has gotten drunk really Ah!” “算了,反正是你自己的酒店,你愿意怎么样就怎么样吧！”陈飞无奈的说道:“看来你小子是真喝醉了啊！” „Is drunk anything, I have not been drunk, sobering!” Yang Ming the tongue was saying greatly, under body the water gun keeps! “醉什么啊,我没醉,清醒着呢！”杨明大着舌头说道,身下还是水枪不停！ Although, trash the body of Bodyguard A B covering, but Yang Ming has special ability, can lock two positions of people directly, therefore the urine spurted the body of these two directly! 虽然,垃圾已经把保镖甲乙的身子给盖住了,但是杨明有异能啊,可以直接锁定两个人的位置,所以尿水直接都喷到了这两人的身上！ Bodyguard A was soon insane! In the full nostril is the Yang Ming's urines, he wants to jump throwing into the chamberpot from the garbage heap Yang Ming really! However, he endured finally! 保镖甲快要疯了！满鼻孔里都是杨明的尿,他真想从垃圾堆里跳出去将杨明给丢进马桶里面！不过,他最终还是忍了！ Because, why he is unable to explain to hide in the garbage heap! Must say that this trash is Yang Ming pushes the door to knock down, he has no way to explain own why stealthy hiding will listen secretly by the shutter! 因为,他无法解释自己为什么会藏身于垃圾堆中！要说这垃圾是杨明推门撞倒的,他也没法解释自己为什么会鬼鬼祟祟的躲在门板旁边偷听！ Good, even if all these are the coincidences, Yang Ming and Chen Fei have also believed that did they explain head set of underpants of? Said did one drink has been installing the underpants superhuman? 好吧,就算这一切都是巧合,杨明和陈飞也相信了,那他们怎么解释头上套的内裤呢？难道,说自己喝多了在装内裤超人？ Bodyguard A does not want to cause complications to be suspected anything by Chen Fei! After all, two people both are the Chen Zhiye bodyguard, Chen Fei come, so long as an investigation can investigate their status to come! 保镖甲可不想节外生枝被陈飞怀疑什么！毕竟,两个人都是陈致业的保镖,陈飞一过来,只要一调查就能调查出两人的身份来！ In this world where has the coincidence matter such? The goal that these two harbor ulterior motives also exposed! Therefore Bodyguard A endures to endure, really cannot bear, thinks back on Japanese these people of high skill...... For example, Ninja Turtles! 这世界上哪有这么巧合的事情？这两人别有用心的目的也就暴露出来了！所以保镖甲忍啊忍啊,实在忍不住的时候,就遥想东瀛那些高人……比如,忍者神龟！ Thereupon, Bodyguard A continues to endure patiently, marches toward highest rank Ninja Turtles of enduring. 于是乎,保镖甲就继续忍耐,向着忍者的最高等级忍者神龟进军。 Looks at the Bodyguard A unpredictable expression, Yang Ming can unable to guess correctly the idea of this fellow? This Bodyguard A estimate to fear in urine flowing in nostril, does not dare to breathe, does not dare to open mouth, again feeling suffocated constantly! 看着保镖甲变幻莫测的表情,杨明怎么能猜不出这家伙的想法呢？这保镖甲估计为了怕尿水流进鼻子眼儿里,也不敢呼吸,也不敢张嘴,就一味的再憋气！ Sees here, the Yang Ming corners of the mouth delimit one badly to smile, stopped the strafe under body suddenly, was turns on the water to put likely generally, but also the whole body hit to tremble. 看到这里,杨明嘴角划过一丝坏笑,骤然停止了身下的扫射,像是放水放完了一般,还浑身打了个哆嗦。 That Bodyguard A, sees not to have urine flying to flow again, but also thinks that Yang Ming urinated! Before felt stifled him, he hurried to open mouth the preparation to breathe one greatly, actually inadequately thinks that in flash that he opened mouth, note urine did not have spraying of indication, spurted the mouth of Bodyguard A directly, choked his lung child, does not dare to cough, became the face lives purple, was pig liver is likely ordinary. 那保镖甲,见没有尿水再飞流下来,还以为杨明尿完了！之前可是把他憋死了,他赶紧张开嘴准备大呼吸一口,却不成想,在他张嘴的一瞬间,一注尿水毫无征兆的喷射下来,直接喷到了保镖甲的嘴里,呛到了他的肺子里,又不敢咳嗽,把脸变得生紫,像是一副猪肝一般。 Yang Ming hey hey smiled secretly, ties the pants, turned around swaggering left the gate of washroom, was saying to hand in telephone: „Uncle Chen, does not say first, I went back!” 杨明暗自嘿嘿一笑,系上了裤子,转身大摇大摆的出了洗手间的门,然后对着手中的电话里说道:“陈叔,先不说了啊,我回去了！” „, That came back to say again, can you select Ah! with not to need me to make Mengyan carefully aid your?” Saying of some Chen Fei worries. “哦,那回来再说吧,你可小心点儿啊！用不用我让梦妍去接应你一下？”陈飞有些担心的说道。 „hey hey, Uncle Chen, I am all right.” The Yang Ming's expression returned to suddenly normal: „Oneself can go back.” “嘿嘿,陈叔,我没事儿。”杨明的语气骤然恢复了正常:“自己能回去。” „Em?” Chen Fei stares slightly, shook the head, actually does not believe that Yang Ming said the words that one are all right, have gotten drunk generally the person, how many there are to say were one drunk? “恩？”陈飞微微一愣,摇了摇头,却也不相信杨明说自己没事儿的话语,一般喝醉了的人,有几个说自己醉了的？ Yang Ming has loaded into the telephone the pocket, this telephone gives that Nokia that Chen Mengyan buys at first 1200, after Chen Mengyan has traded n97, this telephone does not use, because Yang Ming the cell phone has soaked in water, when Chen Mengyan, before has placed in the cell phone card this old cell phone. Also can use actually, is only not that multipurpose, cannot read the novel above. 杨明将电话装进了口袋里,这电话是最初给陈梦妍买的那部诺基亚1200,陈梦妍换了n97之后,这电话就不用了,杨明因为手机泡水了,所以在陈梦妍家的时候,就把手机卡放在了这部以前的老手机里面。倒是也能用,只是没有那么多功能,不能在上面看小说了。 Yang Ming also changes beforehand one three to shake, returned to the theater box very much normally, sat in own position. 杨明也一改之前的一步三晃悠,很正常的回到了包厢,坐回了自己的位置上。 „Em?” Chen Fei somewhat inconceivable looks at the Pure Brightness in Yang Ming eye, likely is not the person of being drunk, strange asking: „Yang Ming, did you sober up?” “恩？”陈飞有些不可思议的看着杨明眼中的清明,一点儿也不像是喝醉酒的人,奇怪的问道:“杨明,你醒酒了？” „Uncle Chen, I simply have not gotten drunk Ah!” Yang Ming to say with a smile: „A moment ago was the attire.” “陈叔,我干脆也没喝醉啊！”杨明笑道:“刚才是装的。” „Attire?” Chen Fei knit the brows: „Installs to be drunk to do?” “装的？”陈飞皱了皱眉:“装醉干什么？” Chen Fei does not believe that Yang Ming is all right the idle attire to be drunk to while away the time he, definitely has any goal, therefore has not lost one's temper. Knew about Yang Ming's by him that Yang Ming possibly is not such bored person. 陈飞可不认为,杨明是没事儿闲的装醉消遣他,肯定有着什么目的,所以也没有动怒。以他对杨明的了解,杨明不可能是这么无聊的人。 „hey hey, went out a moment ago, has bumped into Chen Zhiye that two bodyguards!” Yang Ming has not concealed actually, hey however smiles to say. “嘿嘿,刚才一出门,就碰上了陈致业的那两个保镖！”杨明倒是也没有隐瞒,嘿然一笑说道。 „That two bodyguards?” Chen Fei expression even more dignified: „Can they be disadvantageous to you?” “那两个保镖？”陈飞的表情愈发的凝重了起来:“他们要对你不利？” Yang Ming nodded, this matter does not need to hide the truth from Chen Fei, even if, really and Chen Zhiye gets angry, Chen Fei ahead-of-time knew this middle contradiction, will not blame Yang Ming's. 杨明点了点头,这件事情没有必要瞒着陈飞,就算自己以后真的和陈致业翻脸,陈飞提早的知道了这中间的矛盾,也不会怪杨明的。 „They looked that I must go to the washroom, first one step has hidden.” Yang Ming spoke of here, some want to smile: „They want to begin to me in the washroom, finally I in the washroom entrance, received your call, they hear in inside are you to the phone call that I make, does not dare to begin to me directly......” “他们两个看出来我要去洗手间,就先一步的躲了进去。”杨明说到这里,有些想笑:“他们想在洗手间里对我动手,结果我在洗手间门口,接到了您的电话,他们在里面听到是您给我打的电话,也不敢直接对我动手了……” „No wonder your boy such has patience, rubbish with me such quite a while!” Chen Fei nodded, understood the Yang Ming's meaning, but, the facial color somewhat is strange, Chen Fei knows that by the Yang Ming's skill, will not fear these two bodyguards, how can also use such method? “怪不得你小子这么有耐心,和我废话了这么半天呢！”陈飞点了点头,明白了杨明的意思,不过,却面色有些古怪,陈飞知道,以杨明的身手,根本不会惧怕这两个保镖的,怎么还要用这样的手段？ Yang Ming from the Chen Fei expression, saw his doubts, shrugs: „Had not feared that you are difficult to do in the middle, therefore I do not have to get rid to teach that two fellows directly.” 杨明从陈飞的表情上,看出了他的疑惑,耸了耸肩:“还不是怕您在中间难做,所以我没有直接出手教训那两个家伙。” Chen Fei nodded, somewhat grateful looked at Yang Ming one. If this matter noisily were really big, then and Chen Family Village, perhaps was also the time of breaking off. 陈飞点了点头,有些感激的看了杨明一眼。这件事情如果真闹大了,那么自己和陈家村,恐怕也是决裂的时刻了。 „But, does not get rid directly, indirectly lesson their, must.” Yang Ming spoke of here, deceitful saying with a smile: „Appearance that therefore, I pretend to get drunk, a foot the gate of washroom trampling, result these two fools on tragedy, directly by shutter hitting behind gate! Fainted a whole face is the blood, but also has knocked over the following trash can, was buckled trash!” “不过,不直接出手,间接的教训他们一顿,还是必须的。”杨明说到这里,奸诈的笑道:“于是,我就装作喝醉的样子,一脚将洗手间的门给踹了,结果这两个傻子就悲剧了,直接被门板给撞到了门后面！一个晕了一个满脸是血,还碰翻了后面的垃圾桶,被扣了一身的垃圾！” „......” Chen Fei dumbfounded looks at Yang Ming, heart this boy also really fading bad Ah! finally knows why he trampled the gate...... Thinks of here, the Chen Fei facial color somewhat is suddenly strange: „Yang Ming, you said that you stand on the garbage heap go to the toilet...... Difficult to be inadequate is......” “……”陈飞目瞪口呆的看着杨明,心道这小子还真是蔫坏啊！自己终于知道他为什么踹门了……想到这里,陈飞面色忽然有些古怪:“杨明,你说你站在垃圾堆上解手……难不成是……” „hey hey, yes, these two, drank me one to urinate directly, quack!” Yang Ming very said with a smile. “嘿嘿,是啊,这两人,直接喝了我一顿尿,嘎嘎！”杨明贼笑道。 „Pū......” Chen Fei liquor has spurted, lay smiles to turn on the table! Chen Fangyu and Chen Mengyan naturally also listened to the cause and effect of matter, heard a Yang Ming foot to trample on the shutter, knocked them, thought that was somewhat funny, heard Yang Ming to scatter to these two again unexpectedly has soaked the urine, really could not bear, covered the mouth to smile. “噗……”陈飞一口酒喷了出来,趴在桌上笑翻了！陈芳玉和陈梦妍自然也听出了事情的前因后果,听到杨明一脚踹门板上,将两人撞翻,就觉得有些好笑了,再听到杨明居然对着这两人撒了一泡尿,实在忍不住了,掩嘴笑了起来。 „Yang Ming, you were make them eat one to be unable to speak out about one's grievances Ah! are Chen Zhiye knew, had no alternative, except for vitality, will not have other anything idea!” Chen Fei laughs at the same time, sighed Yang Ming's to be quick-witted darkly. “杨明,你这是让他们俩吃了一个哑巴亏啊！就是陈致业知道了,也无可奈何,除了生气,也不会有其他什么想法！”陈飞大笑的同时,也暗叹杨明的机智。
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