VPAATS :: Volume #16

#1557: The bodyguard of tragedy

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The bodyguard of Chapter 1557 tragedy 第1557章悲剧的保镖 „Me nobody, your side what kind of?” Bodyguard A rapid asking. Although Yang Ming also has certain distance from the washroom, but that dozens meters far distance suddenly is also completed, must therefore make the best use of the time to be good. “我这边没有人,你那边怎么样？”保镖甲急促的问道。虽然杨明距离洗手间还有一定的距离,不过那几十米远的路程也不过是瞬息间就完成的,所以必须要抓紧时间才行。 „Me also nobody.” Bodyguard B somewhat excited saying: „Really is the heaven-sent opportunity, I looked that we here do repair that boy surnamed Yang one?” “我这边也没有人。”保镖乙有些兴奋的说道:“真是天赐良机,我看,我们就在这里修理那姓杨的小子一顿吧？” „Em, this actually good opportunity, but the boss said that do not make that boy surnamed Yang see our origins, perhaps as the matter stands, we must camouflage, cannot make him recognize us to come.” Bodyguard A said. “恩,这倒是个好机会,不过老板说了,不要让那个姓杨的小子看出我们的来历,恐怕这样一来,我们就要伪装一下了,不能让他认出我们来。”保镖甲说道。 „This actually, hurried that but our two walking, has not made anything to prepare,” Bodyguard B hesitates saying: „Or, a while and other Yang Ming passing through the gate, do we knock down him?” “这倒是,不过我们两个走的匆忙,也没做什么准备啊,”保镖乙沉吟道:“要不,一会儿等杨明一进门,我们就将他打晕？” „Knocked down not to get up to teach his goal, said again, even if has fainted, we punched him, he ate the pain, all of a sudden what to do if woke to see our appearances?” Saying that Bodyguard A does not approve. “打晕了就起不到教训他的目的了,再说了,即便是晕了,我们一揍他,他一吃痛,万一一下子醒过来看到我们的模样怎么办？”保镖甲不赞同的说道。 „Said is also, moreover cannot guarantee that can knock down that boy all of a sudden.” Bodyguard B nodded: „We must look for a headgear to be good.” “说的也是,而且也不能保证一下子就能将那小子打晕。”保镖乙点了点头:“我们得找一个头套才行。” „Here where has what headgear?” Bodyguard A knit the brows: „Was right, do you have silk stockings and so on? I looked television inside these people commit a crime the head is going against silk stockings.” “这里哪有什么头套？”保镖甲皱了皱眉:“对了,你有没有丝袜之类的？我看电视里面那些人作案的时候头上都顶着一个丝袜。” „Grass! My big masters, does not have what special fondness, on me where entire silk stockings? Puts in the body?” Bodyguard B stares, somewhat discontented saying. “草！我一个大老爷们,也没有什么特殊癖好,我上哪里整丝袜去？难道穿在身上？”保镖乙一瞪眼,有些不满的说道。 „That what to do? Boy surnamed Yang must come immediately, looks soaks the excrement to spread on the face inadequate?” Bodyguard A urgently said. “那怎么办？姓杨的小子马上就要来了,难道找一泡屎涂在脸上不成？”保镖甲急道。 „I have a great idea actually,” Bodyguard B said suddenly. “我倒是有个好主意,”保镖乙忽然说道。 „What idea? You said!” The Bodyguard A busy urging said. “什么主意？你说！”保镖甲忙催促道。 „We can *** takes off set to the head on, as the matter stands, not on line?” Bodyguard B suggested. “我们可以把***脱下来套到脑袋上,这样一来,不就行了么？”保镖乙建议道。 „What great idea is his mother?” Bodyguard A knit the brows, but silent moment, nodded, said: „It seems like also can only like this! Escapes!” “这他妈是什么好主意？”保镖甲皱了皱眉,不过沉默了片刻,还是点了点头,道:“看来也只能这样了！脱！” Therefore, Bodyguard A and Bodyguard B took off the pants fast, then *** takes off, the distinction wrapped after own head, once more fast wore the trousers. 于是,保镖甲和保镖乙快速的脱了裤子,然后将***脱下来,分别套在了自己的头上后,再次快速的将长裤穿好。 „Early knows that the father traded the strip to be new yesterday ***, perspiration show air/Qi, was too ill-smelling!” Bodyguard A complained one. “早知道老子昨天就换条新***了,一股汗骚气,太难闻了！”保镖甲抱怨了一句。 „Paralysis, the father is miserable, today on the airplane, has diarrhea suddenly, finally runs to go to the restroom to discover that in has the person, has suppressed a long time outside, finally has put several, brought the excrement, now the above excrement taste......” Bodyguard B the face was saying painstakingly. “麻痹的,老子才惨呢,今天在飞机上,突然闹肚子,结果跑去厕所发现里面有人,在外面憋了老半天,结果放了几个屁,把屎都带出来了,现在上面一股屎味……”保镖乙苦着脸说道。 „You leave my distant point!” Bodyguard A hurries to sparkle toward the nearby the body. “那你离我远点儿！”保镖甲赶紧把身子往边上闪了闪。 After Yang Ming arrived at the washroom entrance, not anxiously going, but stood in the entrance, was monitoring that two trend of bodyguard with special ability, saw them unexpectedly *** set on head, particularly after listening, their dialog, Yang Ming almost smiled to spurt! 杨明来到了洗手间门口之后,并没有急着进去,而是站在了门口,用异能监视着那两个保镖的动向,看到他俩居然把***套在脑袋上,尤其是听了之后他们的对话,杨明差一点儿就笑喷了！ *** Set on head? Also these two people can want to come out fortunately such new idea! Then surface two people's dialogs are so, *** also brings the excrement? Was so good x people to say that including Yang Ming the clothing/taking character came out, this their too flamboyant, wanted flamboyant! 把***套在脑袋上？也亏得这两个人能想出来这么新鲜的主意！而后面两个人的对话更是如此,***还带屎？连杨明这么牛x的人都不得不说个服字出来,这俩人太牛逼了,比自己还要牛逼！ „This, that boy surnamed Yang definitely did not recognize us to come!” Although Bodyguard B is smelling own excrement taste, but important matter for heavy, he also can only endure. “这回,姓杨的那小子就肯定认不出我们来了！”保镖乙虽然嗅着自己的屎味儿,但是大事为重,他也只能忍了。 „Em, Chen Fei is the chief of Songjiang police authorities, if were known by him, perhaps does not have our good fruits to eat, even if the boss did not remind, we must be careful to wonderfully!” Bodyguard A deeply thinks is nod of: „Is only, this hasn't Yang Ming come in? We have prepared for quite a while white, doesn't he come to the washroom?” “恩,陈飞是松江警局的局长,要是被他知道了,恐怕没有我们两个人的好果子吃,就算老板不提醒,我们也得小心为妙！”保镖甲深以为是的点了点头:“只是,这杨明怎么还不进来？咱俩白准备了半天,他别不是来上洗手间的？” „Cannot, I think that he is walking in this direction, here besides washroom, only then the urgent channel, he must go downstairs, must sit the elevator, can't walk the staircase?” The Bodyguard B analysis said. “不能吧,我看他正向这个方向走来,这边除了洗手间外,就只有紧急通道了,他就算要下楼,也得坐电梯啊,不能自己走楼梯吧？”保镖乙分析道。 „Do I open the door to have a look?” Bodyguard A hesitant one said. “那我打开门看看？”保镖甲犹豫了一下说道。 Although they can be said as have been making the best use of the time to escape the pants sets ***, but also used a lot of time to exit, must say Yang Ming walked again slow, arrived at the washroom from theater box there, was impossible not to come such for a long time? 他们两个虽然可以说是一直在抓紧着时间脱裤子套***,但是也用了不少的时间出去,要说杨明走的再慢,从包厢那里也走到洗手间了,不可能这么久了还没有过来吧？ „Other, you have opened the door, at this time what to do if boy surnamed Yang did come in? Didn't hit to fill with?” Bodyguard B actually opposes the proposition of Bodyguard A. “别的了,你一开门,万一姓杨的小子这时候进来怎么办？不是撞了个满怀么？”保镖乙却反对保镖甲的提议。 „Said also Bodyguard A nodded to Ah! actually”, said: „In our lying gate listens to outside sound!” “说的倒是也对啊！”保镖甲点了点头,道:“那咱们趴门上听听外面的动静吧！” „Em, this does not have the issue actually!” Bodyguard B nodded, puts one's mouth close to another's ear in the gate of washroom. “恩,这个倒是没问题！”保镖乙点了点头,附耳在了洗手间的门上。 Yang Ming stands outside the washroom, is considering whether must get rid to these two bodyguards. To be honest, Yang Ming does not think premature exposes own strength in front of Chen Zhiye. 杨明站在洗手间外面,思量着是否要对这两个保镖出手。说实话,杨明并不想过早的在陈致业面前暴露出自己的实力来。 This Chen Zhiye, to a Yang Ming intuition, that is behind him definitely leaves leeway any subsequent party, will not have merely such selects the method. Although Yang Ming does not fear him, but concerned about complex relations between Chen Fei and Chen Seventh Master, if no no other choice, Yang Ming does not want to tear to pieces the facial skin to bring any awkwardness to Chen Fei directly. 这个陈致业,给杨明一种直觉,那就是他背后肯定留有什么后手,不会仅仅有这么点儿手段。虽然杨明不怕他,但是碍于陈飞与陈七爷之间的复杂关系,如果不是不得已,杨明也不想直接撕破脸皮给陈飞带来什么尴尬。 Naturally, if Chen Zhiye does not want to the face, keeping constantly looks for own trouble, then do not mind to him a lesson. 当然,如果陈致业给脸不要,一味的不停找自己的麻烦,那么自己也不介意给他一个教训。 However, such has put these two bodyguards, obviously is not the Yang Ming's disposition...... Was in this time, Yang Ming's cell phone bell sound. 但是,就这么放了这两个保镖,显然也不是杨明的性格……正在这个时候,杨明的手机铃声响了起来。 Yang Ming looked at one to come the demonstration of electricity, was Chen Fei hits, in a flash, the chronometer was careful! 杨明看了一眼来电的显示,是陈飞打来的,一瞬间,顿时计上心来！ „Hello, Uncle Chen!” Yang Ming answered the telephone. “喂,陈叔！”杨明接起了电话来。 „Yang Ming, your boy goes to bathroom, on was so long? Wasn't will fall in the restroom? With doesn't need me to ask you to go?” The Chen Fei sound passed from the telephone. “杨明,你小子怎么上个厕所,上了这么久？不会是掉厕所里了吧？用不用我去找你去？”陈飞的声音从电话里传了出来。 „Ha, where can, but found fault the direction of washroom...... Yang Ming to say a moment ago” with a smile that had at heart has decided the idea, special ability locks in the washroom the bodies of two bodyguards: „A little drank, faint not being able to distinguish clearly east , south , west and north.” “哈,哪能呢,只不过刚才找错了洗手间的方向了……”杨明笑着说道,心里已经有了定计,异能锁定在了洗手间内两个保镖的身上:“有点儿喝多了,晕乎乎的分不清东南西北了。” „The alcohol capacity of your boy is not good, but also thinks that you are very fierce!” After Chen Fei listened to the Yang Ming's words, immediately has laughed. “你小子的酒量也不行呀,还以为你挺厉害呢！”陈飞听了杨明的话后顿时大笑了起来。 In the washroom, Bodyguard B knit the brows: „Boy surnamed Yang answers the telephone in entrance probably, said any Uncle Chen, probably is the phone call that Chen Fei makes!” 洗手间里,保镖乙皱了皱眉:“姓杨的小子好像在门口接电话呢,说什么陈叔,好像是陈飞打来的电话！” „Do I listen?” Bodyguard A also lay the ear in the gate, listened to sound carefully, then said: „Paralysis, is really telephoning, such looks like, haven't we been able to begin? We begin, that side the telephone definitely hears clear, was heard by Chen Fei, perhaps immediately can walk, when the time comes haven't we had bad luck?” “我听听？”保镖甲也将耳朵趴在了门上,仔细听起了门外的动静,然后道:“麻痹的,果然是在打电话,这么看来,我们还不能动手了？咱们一动手,电话那边肯定听得一清二楚,被陈飞听到,恐怕立刻就能找上门来,到时候咱们还不倒霉了？” „What said is, damn, had bad luck really!” Bodyguard B nodded depressed saying. “说的是啊,他妈的,真倒霉了！”保镖乙点了点头郁闷的说道。 After Yang Ming listened to the words of two people , the corners of the mouth delimit one to sneer! This is his plan, he ate these two fellows not to dare, when answered the Chen Fei telephone began to oneself, then, waited to go *** they! 杨明听了两个人的话后嘴角划过一丝冷笑！这个就是他的计划,他吃定了这两个家伙不敢在自己接陈飞电话的时候对自己动手,那么,就等着自己去***他们吧！ Yang Ming with special ability looks that in the washroom lies two bodyguards in gate, lifts the foot to trample fiercely to the gate of washroom, only listens to „Bang”, the returning strength gate of washroom to inside that two bodyguards who Yang Ming tramples is patted fiercely, directly two people patting entrance, throws down on the ground, comes a flat on one's back, but after the gate, is deposits the cleaning trash the vat to be, two bodyguards slip, happen to gave to knock over that vat, in the vat trash lightly crash-bang has sprinkled their body, direct two bodyguards will give. Has buried. 杨明用异能看着洗手间里趴在门上的两个保镖,猛地一抬脚踹向洗手间的门,只听“砰”的一声,洗手间的回力门被杨明踹的猛地向里面那两个保镖拍去,直接将两个人给拍到门口,摔倒在地上,来个仰八叉,而门后,正好是存放清扫垃圾的大桶所在,两个保镖一滑倒,正好将那大桶给碰翻了,大桶里面的垃圾淅沥哗啦的洒了两人一身,直接将两个保镖给。埋了进去。 „After......” Bodyguard B was not knocked down directly the skull, snort|hum, the eye turned to faint directly. “唔……”保镖乙直接被撞倒了后脑壳,哼了一声,眼睛一翻直接晕倒了过去。 But Bodyguard A was also hit heavily, nosebleed directing current, actually does not dare to disclose in the heart to obloquy that this Yang Ming opens the door opens the door, unexpectedly has used such vigorously, doesn't have the problem? 而保镖甲也被撞得不轻,鼻血直流,却又不敢声张心里面大骂,这杨明开门就开门呗,居然用了这么大力,不是有毛病么？ He has not thought that Yang Ming can be intentionally, because Yang Ming stands outside of washroom, is impossible to know own they lie in the gate of washroom, how may be intentional? In this does not have the window! 他可没有想到杨明会是故意的,因为杨明站在洗手间的外面,不可能知道自己两人趴在洗手间的门上,怎么可能会是故意的呢？这门上也没有窗户！ However, where he knows that Yang Ming has special ability, can X-ray / perspective! Therefore, these two fates of bodyguards on very tragedy...... 不过,他哪里知道杨明身怀异能,可以透视！于是,这两个保镖的下场就十分悲剧了……
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