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#541: Seafood much money one jin (0.5 kg)

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542. seafood much money one jin (0.5 kg) 542.海鲜多少钱一斤 „Pū......” I nearly just drank water spitting. This also called the poem! Fuck, but also Li Bai style, making Li Bai hear, has not jumped to choke to death you from the coffin! “噗……”我差点儿把刚喝进去一口的水给吐出去。这也叫诗啊！我靠,还李白风格,让李白听到了,还不从棺材里蹦出来掐死你啊！ Yang Mei could not bear cover mouth to smile. 杨玫也忍不住捂着嘴笑了起来。 Wins the beautiful woman to smile, that is the thousand gold (daughter) is difficult to ask! Zheng Shaopeng also thinks oneself are talented, Yang Mei love at first sight, laughs foolishly. 博得美人一笑,那是千金难求啊！郑少鹏还以为自己才华横溢,杨玫一见倾心,也跟着傻笑起来。 The Mother Yang expression is strange, what although she does not understand to write poetry, how many however Li Bai's poem has listened , was this Zheng Shaopeng poem difference too also big? However Mother Yang mediates saying: „Good, good, but also very rhyme!” 杨母表情怪异,她虽然不懂得什么作诗,但是李白的诗还是听过几首的,这郑少鹏的诗也差异太大了吧？不过杨母还是打圆场道:“不错,不错,还挺押韵！” „That, in the past I was the language subject representative!” Zheng Shaopeng starts to blow cow B to come, nobody will investigate in any case also his history. “那是啊,当年我可是语文科代表！”郑少鹏开始吹起牛b来,反正也没有人会去调查他的历史。 Zheng Shaopeng also expected that I definitely with together will go today, knows , if not make me ride his car(riage), Yang Mei will not sit. Therefore he simply comes a Jinbei bread, but also appears magnanimous. 郑少鹏也预料到了今天我肯定会跟着一起去,也知道如果不让我坐他的车,杨玫也不会坐。所以他干脆开来一辆金杯面包,还显得大度一些。 Mother Yang saw, really praised the Zheng Shaopeng atmosphere, the heart was broad. 杨母看到后果然夸郑少鹏大气,心胸宽广。 But Mother Yang favors to Zheng Shaopeng, over the two days had changed two car(riage)s, it seems like in his family/home is not general rich! 而杨母则对郑少鹏更加青睐有加,这两天就换了两辆车了,看来他家里不是一般的有钱啊！ The admission ticket of sea square naturally has Zheng Shaopeng this big end of payment, although each talent more than 100 dollars, but five people are more than 800. I do not care about money, but cannot give 2 b buying a ticket is not. 海洋广场的门票自然有郑少鹏这个大头支付,虽然每张才100多块钱,但是五个人就是800多块。我不在乎钱,但也不能给2b买票不是。 Zheng Shaopeng makes Yang Mei one to come the sea square to be only by the head, actually as the Zhangqu City native, they had already looked, the interest is not big, only then my this has not come person, interested looks at these marine life. 郑少鹏约杨玫一家来海洋广场只是个由头,其实作为章取市的本地人,他们早就看过了,都兴趣不大,只有我这个从来没来过的人,饶有兴趣的看着这些海洋生物。 „Buddy, I thinks you to be good, discussed a matter with you.” Does not pay attention while Yang Mei, Zheng Shaopeng arrives at my side to say low voice. “哥们,我看你这个人不错,和你商量个事儿。”趁着杨玫不注意,郑少鹏来到我的身边小声说道。 „What matter?” I asked that continues to look at the fish. “什么事儿？”我问了一声,继续看鱼。 „Gives me Yang Mei, I give you 10,000 dollars, what kind of?” Zheng Shaopeng entices me to say. “把杨玫让给我吧,我给你10000块钱,怎么样？”郑少鹏诱惑我道。 „Oh, calculates that gives your What? I to let, Yang Mei does not agree!” I looked at his one eyes to ask. “哦,怎么算让给你啊？我就是想让,杨玫也不同意啊！”我看了他一眼问道。 „That side Yang Mei was my matter, so long as you withdrew are OK.” Zheng Shaopeng said. “杨玫那边就是我的事儿了,你只要退出就可以了。”郑少鹏说道。 „That line, you give me money.” In my heart laughs in one's heart, silly ratio, I and did Yang Mei on the it's nothing relations, I give your you to overtake? No matter what the first pit your 10,000 dollars said again. “那行吧,你把钱给我吧。”我心中暗笑,傻比,我和杨玫本来就没什么关系,我让给你你就能追上了？不管怎么样先坑你10000块钱再说。 Has not thought Zheng Shaopeng „whiz” one pulled out one bunch of bills to come out from the western-style clothing, hands over in my hand. 没想到郑少鹏“嗖”的一下从西装里掏出一捆钞票出来,递在了我手上。 I am somewhat stunned, worthily is nouveau riche flatter, these much money bring on the body! 我有些愕然,不愧是暴发户阿,这么多钱都带在身上！ I did not have the guilty receiving money, held in the bosom, although I was not short of money, but do not want white/in vain. 我毫无愧疚的接过钱,,揣在怀里,虽然我不缺钱,但是不要白不要。 „Buddy, since you received money, you told that me what hobby Yang Mei has, what for example does she like eating?” Zheng Shaopeng starts to get up to be good. “哥们,既然你收了钱了,那你跟我说说杨玫都有什么爱好,比如她喜欢吃什么？”郑少鹏开始要起好出来。 „Oh, does not have the issue, what likes eating is? She likes eating the seafood.” I look that the present marine life talks nonsense to say. “哦,没问题,喜欢吃什么是吧？她喜欢吃海鲜。”我看着眼前的海洋生物信口胡诌道。 „Seafood?” “海鲜？” „Um, good, that for example this...... The big squid......” I points at a marine life of similar large-scale squid to say at present: „You bought have done personally to her, she definitely liked!” “嗯,不错,那,就比如这个……大鱿鱼……”我指着眼前一条类似大型鱿鱼的海洋生物说道:“你买了亲手做给她,她肯定喜欢！” „Yes? That was good, I will prepare food specially!” The Zheng Shaopeng nod said, immediately points at that similar squid the staff of strange fish to hall to shout loudly: „Service person, this seafood how much money one jin (0.5 kg)?” “是么？那太好了,我特别会做菜！”郑少鹏点头道,随即指着那条类似鱿鱼的怪鱼对馆内的工作人员大声喊道:“服务员,这海鲜多少钱一斤？” Yang Mei this thoroughly equated Zheng Shaopeng and silly ratio, Mother Yang also thought, Zheng Shaopeng a little too lost face! 杨玫这回彻底地把郑少鹏和傻比画上了等号,就连杨母也觉得,郑少鹏有点儿太丢人了！ „Sir, this...... It is not the seafood, this is watching......” staff also see these mindless guest, tactful answered. “先生,这……不是海鲜,这是观赏的……”工作人员也是见多了这些不讲理的客人,委婉的解释道。 „Watching? Watching what, can't watching eat? Watched unable to eat?” Zheng Shaopeng has not continued to say on own initiative. “观赏？观赏咋啦,观赏就不能吃了？观赏完了不就能吃了？”郑少鹏还不自觉地继续说道。 „Sir, in other words, this does not sell!” The staff said. “先生,就是说,这是不卖的！”工作人员道。 „Doesn't sell? Did not sell says does not sell, but also entire watched, you think that you were the color lantern riddle!” Zheng Shaopeng waving disgruntled say/way. “不卖？不卖就说不卖,还整个观赏的,你以为你是彩灯谜呢啊！”郑少鹏挥了挥手不悦道。 „People elder brother, that person of really mother is a silly ratio!” Several men who the front surface comes noticed that the ugly performance ridicule of Zheng Shaopeng said. “民哥,那人真他妈是个傻比！”迎面过来的几个男人看到郑少鹏的丑态嘲笑道。 „More than 100 admission tickets, looked that played the monkey to be also worth!” Is of head calls saying of people elder brother. “100多块的门票,看耍猴也值得了！”为首的那个叫民哥的说道。 „Dammit!” The Zheng Shaopeng good and evil is also underworld gang young master, where had been such ridiculed, had gotten at that time angry, walked to the people elder brother: „Were you exactly chatty?” “我草！”郑少鹏好歹也是个黑道少爷,哪里被人这么嘲笑过,当时就怒了,冲着民哥就走了过去:“你活腻歪了吧？” „Your does mother talk nonsense?” People elder brother's subordinate, that ridiculed a moment ago Zheng Shaopeng is silly compared with the Huang Mao (Yellow Hair) male points at Zheng Shaopeng to scold. “你他妈放屁呢？”民哥的手下,刚才那个嘲笑郑少鹏是傻比的黄毛男指着郑少鹏骂道。 „Snort, in which several are, leave alone other people's business, otherwise does not have the advantage to anyone!” Zheng Shaopeng wants to get angry, but sees the opposite party three people, in the heart somewhat hesitates. “哼,几位是哪条道上的,别管闲事儿,不然对谁都没有好处！”郑少鹏本想发火,但是见到对方三个人,心中有些犹豫。 „Did mother, scold you are the silly ratio also calls to mind others' business? Dammit, I tomorrow will scold Martian, is he must from the sparks/Mars high and low my winning idle matter? Silly ratio!” Saying that the Huang Mao (Yellow Hair) male disdains. “妈的,骂你是傻比也叫管闲事儿？我草,那我明天骂火星人,他是不是也要从火星上下来说我夺冠闲事儿？傻比！”黄毛男不屑的说道。 „Your mother......” Zheng Shaopeng a little got angry. “你们他妈的……”郑少鹏真有点儿怒了。 „Zheng Shaopeng!” “郑少鹏！” „little Zheng!” “小郑！” Yang Mei and Mother Yang do not want to provoke the right and wrong, Yang Mei, although does not want to respond Zheng Shaopeng, but comes out to play after all together, therefore also stops to say with mother: „Do not quarrel, you look at them not like the good person, even if.” 杨玫和杨母都不想招惹是非,杨梅虽然不想搭理郑少鹏,但毕竟是一起出来玩的,所以也和母亲一起制止道:“别吵了,你看他们都不像好人,就算了吧。” „yue?” Is the people elder brother of head sees Yang Mei suddenly, at present one bright: „Does Little Sister, have boyfriend What?” “哕？”为首的民哥忽然看到杨玫,眼前一亮:“小妹妹,有没有男朋友啊？” „I had the boyfriend, did not need to keep thinking.” Yang Mei replied. “我有男朋友了,不用惦记了。”杨玫答道。 The people elder brother looked at Zheng Shaopeng one, but also thinks that what Yang Mei finger/refers is he, therefore said: „Is this nest B male! You also said that is only boyfriend, has not married him, walks, the people elder brother I asked you to have the feast!” Was saying prepares to raise a rumpus. 民哥看了郑少鹏一眼,还以为杨玫指的是他呢,于是说道:“就是这个窝b男啊！你也说了,只是男朋友,还没嫁给他呢,走吧,民哥我请你吃大餐去！”说着就准备动手动脚。 Since I collected Zheng Shaopeng these 10,000 dollars, decided that saves the beautiful opportunity to give him this hero...... Should be the opportunity of taking a beating for him. He is not in any case good, I can also make a move. 我既然收了郑少鹏这10000块钱,决定把这个英雄救美的机会让给他……呃,对他来说应该是挨揍的机会。反正他不行了,我还可以出手。 „Your anything meaning! We draw back one respectively, what kind of?” Zheng Shaopeng kept off in the Yang Mei front. “你们什么意思！我们各退一步,怎么样？”郑少鹏挡在了杨玫的面前。 „Draws back respectively one step? You who you? We do not draw back, you drew back two steps not to!” The Huang Mao (Yellow Hair) male despises to say. “各退一步？你谁啊你？我们不退,你自己退两步不就得了！”黄毛男鄙视道。 „You plant, I telephone now, you dare to stand here do not move!” Zheng Shaopeng at this moment real callus, but cannot hit them, therefore used the method of goading somebody into action. “你有种,我现在打个电话,你们敢站在这儿别动么！”郑少鹏此刻真鸡眼了,但是自己又打不过他们,于是用起了激将法。 The Zheng Shaopeng itself thinks that these three people will leave taking advantage of the reason, has not actually thought that the people elder brother and other two looks at each other to say with a smile: „Hahahaha, you hit, we do not walk and that's the end!” 郑少鹏本以为这三个人会借个由子走人,却没想到民哥和另外两人相视一笑道:“哈哈哈哈,你打吧,我们不走就是了！” „Hey, Uncle, I am Shaopeng, I in the sea square of sea park, here have three people and I a little conflict...... Good, I and others you!” Zheng Shaopeng thought, this is you make me hit, when the time comes do not regret! Ahem, wants to put your horse, since you court death, that no wonder others! “喂,大伯,我是少鹏,我在海洋公园的海洋广场里,这里有三个人和我有点儿冲突……好,我等您！”郑少鹏心想,这可是你们让我打的,到时候可别后悔！哼哼,本想放你们一马,既然你们自己找死,那就怪不得别人了！ The Zheng Shaopeng itself thinks that the people elder brother will also call to call the person, what has not thought that the people elder brother actually and two subordinates chatted the daily family activity, appearance that a matter did not close oneself. 郑少鹏本以为民哥也会打电话叫人,没想到的是,民哥却和两个手下聊起了家常,一副事不关己的样子。
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