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#540: Li Bai style poem

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541. Li Bai style poem 541.李白风格的诗 „I spoke incorrectly, wears the clothes, but under revealing......” my words had not said, Yang Mei held up the photo album layer on layer/heavily to pat. “我说错了,是穿衣服了,只不过露出下面了……”我话还没说完,杨玫就举起影集重重的拍了过来。 „Liu Lei, has not thought really you are such person!” Yang Mei panting in indignation saying. “刘磊,真没想到你是这样的人！”杨玫气呼呼的说道。 „Excuse me! I am not intentionally, I curiously read your photo album, how I know that inside has...... Such picture, said again, in picture you are so young, can see anything!” I answered. “拜托！我又不是故意的,我只是好奇看了看你的相册,我怎么知道里面有……那样的照片,再说了,照片里你那么小,能看到什么啊！”我解释道。 Is small? What is small? Yang Mei looks at present this fellow, isn't he will have double meaning? Looked at for quite a while not to discover like, cold -ly snorted and said: „Calculates that you are not intentionally!” 小？什么小？杨玫看着眼前这家伙,他不会是一语双关吧？看了半天发现不像,才冷哼道:“算你不是故意的！” „What is calculates that I am not intentionally. Right, you photograph how to be keeping off?” I shift the topic hastily. “什么叫算啊,我本来就不是故意的。对了,你拍照的时候怎么不挡着点儿呢？”我连忙转移话题。 „Keeps off anything, you said again!” I do not shift the topic to be good, a shift topic, the facial expression returned to normal Yang Mei suddenly the violent walks, holds up the photo album to pound me. “挡什么,你再说！”我不转移话题还好,一转移话题,本来都已经神情平复了的杨玫忽然又暴走起来,举起影集又要砸我。 I look bewilderedly, ask can also hit the person? 我看得莫明其妙,难道问一问也要打人？ What I do not know, actually before Yang Mei, has asked parents' similar question, finally mother's reply is, then Yang Mei was wet to the urine the diaper of blocking, does not have the means to pick off! 我不知道的是,其实杨玫以前也问过自己父母同样的问题,结果母亲的回答是,当时的杨玫把遮挡的尿布给尿湿了,没办法才拿掉的！ Matter Yang Mei that such feels ashamed naturally cannot explain to me, I asked, she so will be excited. 这么羞人的事情杨玫自然不会给我解释,以至于我一问,她才会这么激动。 Yang Mei receives the own photo album, end also stared my one eyes saying: „I may tell you, if I in the future could not find the boyfriend, you may be responsible!” 杨玫将自己的影集收好,末了还瞪了我一眼道:“我可告诉你了,我将来要是找不到男朋友,你可要负责！” „Why is What? I?” I am somewhat bewildered. “啊？为什么是我？”我有些莫明其妙。 „I was visited up by you, whom you are not responsible for being responsible for! After you let me, how to get married!” Saying that Yang Mei pretends to be serious. “我都被你看光了,你不负责谁负责！你让我以后还怎么嫁人啊！”杨玫煞有介事的说道。 My speechless, this also calculates that looked up? Did that give the photographer who you photographed not to see? Don't you ask him to be responsible for? However this saying I cannot ask, if Yang Mei replied that photographer female, I am not all right to look for a job! 我一阵无语,这也算看光了？那给你拍照的摄影师不是也看见了？你怎么不找他负责？不过这话我是不能问出来的,杨玫如果回答说摄影师是女的,那我不是没事儿找事儿呢么！ Also, this age is not the feudal society, but also has any vestal virgin heroic woman, is not a maiden is the case everywhere, let alone I looked at one...... Picture. A more important point is, by the Yang Mei appearance, but also feared , does nobody marry her? 再说了,这个年代又不是什么封建社会,还存在什么贞女烈妇的,不是处女的都比比皆是,何况我只是看了一眼……照片而已。更重要的一点是,以杨玫的容貌,还怕以后没人娶她？ However I was also the experience have enriched now, many understanding some girls' ideas. A girl can say this words to come, only then two possibilities, the first type is she wants taking the opportunity to blackmail your sum of money, Yang Mei obviously is not, otherwise she turned into the extravagant wife with that Zheng Shaopeng directly. The second type is, this girl has the favorable impression to you, will say, is indirect confession. Also may have the third possibility, that is two people both are the neurosis. 但是我现在也算是经验丰富了,也多少了解一些女孩子的想法。一个女孩子能说出这种话来,只有两种可能,第一种是她想借机敲诈你一笔钱,杨玫显然不是,不然的话她直接跟那个郑少鹏岂不是变成阔太太了。第二种就是,这个女孩子对你有好感,才会这么说,也算是间接的表白。也有可能有第三种可能,那就是两个人都是精神病。 Obviously, the second possibility is quite easy to convince, but I cannot respond to anything. After all, my present woman were many, if in this situation also wants to appropriate to oneself Yang Mei, is a little rather unfair to her. 显然,第二种可能比较容易说得通,但是我又不能回应什么。毕竟,我现在的女人已经很多了,如果这种情况下还想把杨玫据为己有,未免有点儿对她不公平。 Zhao Yanyan and Chen Wei'er, are Xia Jing, Liu Yue, Xu Ruoyun and Yu Ting, experienced many many with me, arrives at the same place, they each other live in peace with each other, I am also very gratified, but if adds Yang Mei again, to my possibly it's nothing, but Yang Mei can accept! I decide or find an opportunity, my matter and a Yang Mei lecture of clarity, this does not delay her to make the boyfriend. 无论是赵颜妍、陈薇儿,还是夏婧、刘悦、许箬芸、于婷,都和我经历了许多许多,才走到一起的,她们彼此相安无事,我也很欣慰,但是如果再加进来一个杨玫,对我可能没什么,但是杨玫能接受的了么！我决定还是找个机会,把我的事情和杨玫讲清楚,这样也不耽误她去交男朋友。 „My mother person was tired, unexpectedly made with that Zheng Shaopeng, tomorrow goes to the sea park to play! Also does not know that he has given my mother any advantage!” Yang Mei sat on the bed, somewhat depressed saying. “我妈这个人烦死了,居然和那个郑少鹏约好了,明天去海洋公园玩！也不知道他给了我妈什么好处了！”杨玫坐在了床上,有些闷闷不乐的说道。 I thought that but can also to any advantage, nothing else but be some petty favors, looked that the your mother appearance is the person who likes the corrupt little profit! On my mouth said: „Goes to the sea park to be good, happen to I have not gone!” 我心想,还能给什么好处,无外乎就是些小恩小惠的,看你妈的样子就是喜欢贪小便宜的人！我嘴上却说道:“去海洋公园好啊,正好我还没去过呢！” „What, others make me to go, do you do?” Yang Mei raises the head, somewhat charming looked at my one eyes. Somewhat looks at me to be flustered. “什么嘛,人家约我去,你去干嘛？”杨玫扬起头,有些妩媚的看了我一眼。看得我有些心慌。 „I do not go to......” me to hurry saying that is thinking at heart actually, is really the best quality goods woman, gets so far as on the bed is very certainly crisp...... Thinks of here, I hurry sane shaking the head. “那我不去了……”我赶紧说道,心里却在想,真是个极品女人啊,弄到床上一定很爽……想到这里,我赶紧理智的摇了摇头。 „You dare!” Yang Mei stands up to stare me: „You do not go, what to do Zheng Shaopeng seizes the chance to occupy me to be cheap!” “你敢！”杨玫站起身来瞪着我:“你不去,郑少鹏趁机占我便宜怎么办！” „You did not fear that my Jennie is cheap?” I am not do not want to go, to be honest, I also very want to join in the fun. “那你不怕我詹妮便宜么？”我也不是真不想去,说实话,我还挺想去凑凑热闹的。 „Had been occupied by you in any case, was cheap you!” Yang Mei said. “反正都被你占过了,就便宜你了！”杨玫说道。 „Not...... I watched a picture......” I to faint. “不是吧……我只是看了一眼照片而已……”我晕倒。 Next morning, the Zheng Shaopeng less than eight points came, Mother Yang praised him to be diligent, was does the person of enterprise. 第二天一早,郑少鹏不到八点就来了,杨母一个劲地夸奖他勤快,是个干事业的人。 Zheng Shaopeng sees Yang Mei in the front, wants to show that the own talent, therefore the genteel modesty said: „Bird of getting up early has the insect to eat!” 郑少鹏见杨玫在面前,想显示一下自己的才华,于是文绉绉的谦虚道:“早起的鸟儿有虫吃！” „Insect of getting up early was eaten by the bird.” Yang Mei looked that has not looked at he saying. “早起的虫子被鸟吃。”杨玫看都没看他一眼的说道。 „...... Also right, is right! Is such a truth, big fish eats the small fish, the small fish eats the sun-dried shelled shrimp.” Saying of Zheng Shaopeng believe oneself infallible. “呃……也对,也对！是这么个道理,大鱼吃小鱼,小鱼吃虾米。”郑少鹏自以为是的说道。 „Idiot you.” I was scolding at heart, in surface said: „Zheng brother is really handsome and intelligent, that train of thought such as the urine collapses!” “白痴啊你。”我在心里骂道,表面上却说道:“郑兄果然是一表人才,那个文思如尿崩啊！” „That!” Zheng Shaopeng hear of I said, immediately grows thickly to my favorable impression, the nod said: „Urine collapsed has exaggerated a little, my train of thought endless actually fact like having diarrhea!” “那是啊！”郑少鹏听我这么说,顿时对我好感丛生,点头道:“尿崩夸张了一点儿,我那文思就象拉稀一样没完没了倒是事实！” After Yang Mei hear, some loathings looked at Zheng Shaopeng one, Zheng Shaopeng has actually thought oneself attracted the attention of beautiful woman finally, continued to show off the literary talent saying: „Brothers my inspiration appears suddenly suddenly, I want to write poetry on the spot, does everybody think what kind of?” 杨玫听后,有些厌恶的看了郑少鹏一眼,郑少鹏却以为自己终于吸引了美人的注意,继续卖弄文采道:“兄弟我忽然灵感突现,我想现场作诗一首,大家觉得怎么样？” „Zheng brother also has this talent, that is the brothel customer show person!” I character said some unclear „visiting prostitute” intentionally. But Yang Mei actually has understood what is heard, throws smiles. “郑兄还有这才华呢,那可是嫖客骚人啊！”我故意把“嫖”字说得有些不清楚。可是杨玫却听明白了,扑哧一笑。 Zheng Shaopeng sees Yang Mei to smile to smile radiantly, but also thinks that was attracted her, happily said: „Moved the guest not saying that the show person assembled!” The Zheng Shaopeng good and evil is also the university graduates, moves the meaning of guest show person to understand that moves the guest to be relegated the outside government official, that is not good word! However the meaning of show person, but is the poet! 郑少鹏见杨玫笑开颜,还以为是自己吸引了她,得意地说道:“迁客说不上,骚人凑合吧！”郑少鹏好歹也是大学毕业,迁客骚人的意思还是理解的,迁客是被贬谪到外地的官吏,那可不是什么好词儿！但是骚人的意思,可就是诗人啊！ Yang Mei hears Zheng Shaopeng to acknowledge oneself are the show person, smiles. 杨玫听到郑少鹏承认自己是骚人,更笑得不行。 „little Zheng, you quickly does, I and your uncle also grow in experience!” Although what Mother Yang settles on is the Zheng Shaopeng money, but many does not hope that own son-in-law too straw bag, at this time will hear him to write poetry, was very happy. “小郑,那你快作吧,我和你伯父也长长见识！”杨母虽然看中的是郑少鹏的钱,但多少也不希望自己的女婿太草包,这时候听到他会作诗,很是高兴。 „Zheng brother, we are listening!” I take up one water to sit to the sofa on look how this fellow loses face. “郑兄,我们都听着呢！”我拿起一杯水坐到沙发上看着这家伙怎么出丑。 „! I make a Li Bai style the poem!” Zheng Shaopeng settles the throat clear, slightly hesitates saying: “咳咳！那我就作一首李白风格的诗！”郑少鹏清了清嗓子,略一沉吟道: Today's weather is really sunny, 今天的天气真晴朗, I and Yang Mei go to the sea square, 我和杨玫去海洋广场, Square fish really mother are many, 广场的鱼是真他妈的多啊, Looks at me and Yang Mei true God toward! 看得我和杨玫真神往！
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