UR :: Volume #9

#822: mother Li's careful layout!

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mother Li a few words not less than a flat land startling thunderclap sound, shake Li Yuhua 2 eyes to straighten, dumbfounded, simply does not have the reaction capacity, slow must have 56 minutes probably, this returns to normal. 李妈妈一句话不啻于平地一声惊雷响,震得李玉华两眼发直,目瞪口呆,根本就没有反应能力,缓了大概得有五六分钟,这才恢复正常。 „Mother ----!” “妈----！” „You called mother is not good, tell you, tonight you cannot use that cover(condom), I do not believe that had the child you also to dare to tow!” mother Li that is keeping promises xing, saw that the daughter discussed such a long time with Su Ke, what sound does not have. “你叫妈也不行,告诉你,今天晚上你们不许用那个套子,我就不信了,有了孩子你们还敢拖着！”李妈妈那是说一不二的xing子,眼看着女儿跟苏克谈了这么长时间,什么动静也没有。 Moreover foray again and again, has not had again one time like previous seizes deceitfully in the sofa, those who let her in the heart vitality/angry is, the inspection, the slipper of here man does not have secretly, this highly improper. 而且几次三番的突然袭击,都没有再发生一次像上次那样的捉奸在沙发,更让她心里生气的是,偷偷检查,这里连个男人的拖鞋都没有,这成何体统。 Li Yuhua lets the whole face sunset glow that her mother said that shames to turn head to directly hide one side. 李玉华让她妈说的满脸红霞,羞得直接扭头就要躲到一边。 „Where walks?” “哪里走？” mother Li in the domineering bi palace, can naturally not make maiden easily withdraw, success or failure tonight at one fell swoop , right, is Su Ke at one fell swoop, no matter what, if oneself do not act, this to small young , to get married that not to wait till lord knows. 李妈妈正在强势bi宫,自然不会让闺女轻易脱身,成败就在今天晚上一举,呃,对,是苏克的一举,不管怎么样,要是自己不出手,这对小年轻要想结婚那还不得等到猴年马月。 „Mother! I was so big, you good, I will process leave alone!” Li Yuhua that really could not have made the effective resistance before her mother, the direct throat gave to shake to shout, unavoidablily stopped the footsteps. “妈！我都这么大了,你就别管了行不行,我自己会处理好的！”李玉华在她妈面前那还真是做不出有效的反抗,直接一嗓子就给震呼住了,不得已停下了脚步。 „No matter you? No matter you were quick 30, you or felt all right with Su Ke said when the time comes I came!” mother Li has a strong sense of righteousness, wishes one could to make these two start to make one now to act. “不管你？不管你都快三十了,你要不好意思跟苏克说,到时候我来！”李妈妈大义凛然,恨不得现在就让这两人开始造人行动。 „Mother, you do not speak irresponsibly, a while Su Ke must come!” Li Yuhua really did not have with her mother means that the old woman has started saying that the words of so large scale, that also really flew into a rage. “妈,你别乱说了,一会儿苏克就要来了！”李玉华真的是拿她妈一点办法都没有了,老太太已经开始说如此大尺度的话,那也是真急眼了。 „When I speak at a venture, words that I spoke, is earnest, even if Su Ke stands nearby now me, I must say, if today does not live the grandson to me, I have not ended with you!” The old woman just a saying ended, knocking on a door sound. “我什么时候乱说话,我说的话,都是认真的,就算苏克现在站我跟前,我也得这么说,今天要是不给我生孙子,我跟你们没完！”老太太刚一说完,敲门声响了起来。 „Su Ke came, I open the door!” Li Yuhua turns head to walk. “苏克来了,我去开门！”李玉华扭头就走。 „You said how you do, Su Ke continually key?” mother Li launches a psychological attack hastily, in the family/home does not have the men's slipper, the key of Su Ke not here door, moreover Su Ke is also hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse, except for first meeting, nearly two months had not found, this all sorts of signs showed, this matter is not a little right. “你说说你们怎么搞的,苏克连把钥匙就没有？”李妈妈急火攻心,家里没有男士拖鞋,苏克没有这里房门的钥匙,而且苏克也是神龙见首不见尾,除了第一次见面,快两个月了也没瞧见过,这种种迹象表明,这事儿有点不对劲。 Su Ke just passing through the gate, but also without greeted with Li Yuhua, heard mother Li the mumbling sound of mouth, immediately somewhat awkward looked at each other one with Li Yuhua, looked at this deputy secretary Sir, was the whole face had no alternative, low voice told oneself: „Do not mind, my mother she is this!” 苏克刚一进门,还没等跟李玉华打招呼,就听到李妈妈嘴里的嘟囔声,顿时有些尴尬的跟李玉华对视了一眼,一看这位副书记大人,也是满脸的无可奈何,小声的跟自己说:“你别介意,我妈她就是这样！” „All right!” Su Ke shrugs, without being able to attend to having dressed up Li Yuhua, rushes to mother Li to go directly, this is today's person, must serve! “没事！”苏克耸了耸肩,没顾得上梳妆打扮过的李玉华,直接就奔着李妈妈而去,这才是今天的正主儿,一定得伺候好了！ „Aunt, excuse me, a little matter gave to delay, I had the key, going upstairs time forgot on the vehicle!” Su Ke said that the in hand thing places while, this buys on the road, some seasonal fruits. “阿姨,不好意思,有点事又给耽误了,我有钥匙,上楼的时候忘在车上了！”苏克一边说一边把手里的东西放在一边,这都是在路上买的,一些时令水果。 „All right, came well!” mother Li also calculates actually to the Su Ke face, nods, but thought today the appearance of Su Ke all of a sudden became young, seem like the student appearance, cannot help but sized up up and down. “没事,来了就好！”李妈妈倒是还算给苏克面子,点了点头,但是恍惚间觉得今天苏克的打扮一下子变得年轻了很多,倒像是个学生模样,不由得又是上下打量了一遍。 Also let alone, more and more thought that Su Ke imagine young, remembers sees his time for the first time, probably also wears the shirt pants, how at that time had not felt, but has exchanged the T-Shirt cowboy, is the contrast so big? 还别说,越来越是觉得苏克比自己想象中的年轻,记得第一次见到他的时候,好像还穿着衬衫西裤,当时还没觉得怎么样,可是已换上体恤牛仔,前后反差怎么这么大？ „Aunt, how?” Some Su Ke looked in the heart are scared, probably in mother Li's look has the automatic scan, can enter the innermost feelings, hurried to turn head to look at Li Yuhua. “阿姨,怎么了？”苏克被看的有些心里发毛,好像李妈妈的眼神里带着自动扫描,能够直入内心,赶紧扭头看了一眼李玉华。 The words saying that Su Ke is very subtle with the Li Yuhua present situation, no one has mentioned the matter that acts the boyfriend, but two people all know in the end(actually) what's the matter, Li Yuhua turns to any doctor one can find when critically ill, Su Ke is lends a hand in emergency to rise above self. 话说苏克跟李玉华现在的情况很微妙,谁也没有提起扮演男朋友的事,而两个人又全都知道到底是怎么回事,李玉华是病急乱投医,苏克是拔刀相助舍己为人。 „Mother! We first eat meal!” Li Yuhua saw own mother look some are not right, looked at Su Ke again, immediately understands what's the matter, naturally cannot look helplessly Su Ke ** put on, hurries to draw mother to enter the kitchen to serve food. “妈！咱们先吃饭吧！”李玉华看到自己老妈的眼神有些不对劲,再一看苏克,马上明白了怎么回事,自然不能眼睁睁的看着苏克**穿,赶紧拉着老妈进厨房端菜。 „Su Ke you first go to the dining hall!” Li Yuhua before entering kitchen, has not forgotten to arrange Su Ke. “苏克你先去饭厅！”李玉华在进厨房之前,还不忘安排苏克。 „No, you were busy at for quite a while, makes me come!” Su Ke naturally cannot sit in the dining hall becomes Sir, this smart vigor has, entered the kitchen with their buttocks behind. “别,你们都忙了半天,还是让我来吧！”苏克自然不会坐在饭厅当大爷,这一点机灵劲儿还是有的,跟着她们屁股后面也就走进了厨房。 Naturally this is the action of awarded marks, originally was still setting at mother Li of air/Qi with maiden a moment ago, then finally had the smiling face, oneself make this table meal, did not have in vain for quite a while tired. 当然这都是加分之举,本来刚才还在跟闺女置气的李妈妈,这下总算是有了笑脸了,自己做这一桌子菜,没有白白累了半天。 The Mediterranean style long table, the lumber primary color desktop and ru white table leg bi-color design, one table of four chairs, mother Li one side of sitting alone, another side is Su Ke with Li Yuhua, the meal on table can describe with the sumptuousness. 地中海风格长餐桌,木材原色桌面与ru白色桌腿双色设计,一桌四椅,李妈妈独坐一侧,另外一边则是苏克跟李玉华,桌上的饭菜可以用丰盛来形容。 Fun chicken wing, crispy spareribs, plate of tomato scrambled eggs, although is the craftsmanship styles of home, but also has the coloring fragrance good performance, this has not calculated, here also has mother Li the original specially-made food, the cashew shelled fresh shrimp, the fragrant-flowered garlic scrambles the egg, stir-fries the scalloped kidney. 可乐鸡翅,香酥排骨,还有一盘番茄炒蛋,虽然都是居家的手艺风格,但是却也有着色香味俱佳的表现,这还不算,这里还有李妈妈独具匠心的特制菜肴,腰果虾仁,韭菜炒鸡蛋,爆炒腰花。 This latter several dishes are mother Li think of every means to ponder over, some promotion masculine impulsive functions, can compare favorably with the aphrodisiac foods with Chinese medicines mixed, but Su Ke where will know this inside secret facts, but also was thinking that the appetite opens greatly. 这后几道菜都是李妈妈费尽心思琢磨的,都有些提升男性冲动的作用,可以媲美春yao的药膳,不过苏克哪里会知道这里面的隐情,还在觉得胃口大开。 „Yuhua, takes your red wine, we drink today!” mother Li by an enemy two, does not drop the wind, as before is giving orders of big guardian. “玉华,把你的红酒拿出来,咱们今天喝点儿！”李妈妈以一敌二,丝毫不落下风,依旧是大家长的发号施令。 „Mother, do not drink, drinks unable to eat up the vegetable/dish!” Li Yuhua knows own mother goal, before had revealed the true colors in the kitchen, that is rushes to tonight to hold grandson's idea, with liquor, but to guarantee absolutely safe. “妈,别喝了,喝酒吃不下菜！”李玉华可是知道自己老妈的目的,之前在厨房里就已经露出了真面目,那可是奔着今天晚上抱孙子的想法的,拿酒,不过就是为了确保万无一失罢了。 „All right, we little drink, very allows our parents and children to sit together eats meal, you do not drink must make Su Ke drink, Su Ke you said the aunt said is right?” “没事,咱们少喝点儿,好不容咱们三口子坐在一起吃个饭,你不喝也得让苏克喝点儿,苏克你说阿姨说的对不对？” mother Li had said that Su Ke where also dares to say no, rubbed the nose subconsciously: „Un! Our that drinks!” 李妈妈已经这么说了,苏克哪里还敢说出半个不字,下意识的蹭了蹭鼻子:“嗯！咱们那就喝一点吧！” Su Ke knows oneself truly can only drink, alcohol capacity that is so far Su Ke tried to find out the problem that drinks little also no, so long as is one excessive, that halves the branch certainly becomes dizzy, but oneself really did not have the means to reject, always has no alternative but to give the elder the face. 苏克知道自己确实是只能喝一点,酒量那可是到目前为止苏克自己摸索出来的罩门,喝少许还没有什么,只要是一过量,那绝对分分会变得晕晕乎乎,可是自己还就真没办法拒绝,总不能不给长辈面子。 Li Yuhua in the mother vision, had no alternative to stand finally, obedient took the liquor, left behind Su Ke to face to have this domineering mother-in-law in this way alone, although oneself were the fake son-in-law, but in the heart also felt a little afraid. 李玉华在老妈的目光中,终于无可奈何的站了起来,乖乖的去拿酒,留下了苏克独自面对起这个强势如斯的丈母娘,虽然自己是冒牌女婿,可是心里也是觉得有点心虚。 „Come! First tastes the scalloped kidney that the aunt makes!” One side mother Li was very warm, took up the serving food chopsticks deftly to Su Ke clamped several, this thing truly real--- Fortify yang! “来！先尝尝阿姨做的这个腰花！”李妈妈十分热情,拿起一边的布菜筷子麻利的给苏克夹了好几块,这东西确实是真的---壮阳！
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