UBI :: Volume #1

#93: I need the strong man

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„Dazhu, this card you are taking, wants to buy anything to buy anything, I bring Yu'er (Jade) to stroll.” Guo Huai throws to a Xuē Dazhu black card, said with a smile. “大柱,这个卡你拿着,想买什么就去买什么吧,我带着玉儿逛逛。”郭坏扔给薛大柱一张黑卡,笑着说道。 „Bad elder brother, money I have, on the second rolling that Wendou's gambling house, I have won several million, he he.” Xuē Dazhu said with a smile. “坏哥,钱我有,上次压那个文斗的赌局,俺赢了几千万,嘿嘿。”薛大柱笑着说道。 „Makes you take you to take, goes to transfer the revolutions, buys a thing for that Shen Birou, in the weekend goes to the school to have a look at her.” Guo Huai said with a smile. “让你拿着你就拿着,去自己转转吧,给那个沈碧柔买点东西,周末去学校看看她。”郭坏笑着说道。 „Also teaches others to pick up the little girl, walked, in we go to a revolution of revolutions.” Saying, Yu'er (Jade) was holding the hand of Guo Huai to walk toward the commercial city. “还教别人泡妞啊,走了,我们去里面转转。”说着,玉儿拉着郭坏的手朝着商城里面走去。 „Yu'er (Jade), this underwear is good, buys the body.” Guo Huai looks in the commercial city is hanging the assorted underwear, said to Yu'er (Jade) with a smile, the eye has not left Yu'er (Jade) one pair to stand tall and erect. “玉儿,这内衣不错,买身吧。”郭坏看着商城里挂着的各色内衣,笑着对玉儿说道,眼睛一刻也没离开玉儿的一对高耸。 „Color embryo, how oneself arrive at the world of mortals does not know that should throw you to the livestock unfamiliar road, I was also blind, how can listen to elder sister's words to come to the world of mortals to look for your ah.” Yu'er (Jade) to send greetings said. “色胚,自己怎么到下界的不知道啊,就该把你投到畜生道,我也是瞎眼了,怎么能听了姐姐的话来下界找你啊。”玉儿传音说道。 „Buys the body clothes for you, how the color embryo ah. also had this clothes, you have a look, is economical, the multi- environmental protections, you can more than a time buy several, is trading putting on.” Guo Huai points at one bunch of T-shaped trousers to say. “给你买身衣服,怎么色胚了啊。还有这件衣服,你看看,多节省,多环保,你可以一次多买几件,换着穿。”郭坏指着一堆丁字裤说道。 „Gets the hell out, your color embryo.” Yu'er (Jade) said loudly. From 8 : 30 am to 11 : 30 pm, three hours, the body of Guo Huai has hung all over various packing boxes, the meaning that Yu'er (Jade) has not rested, so long as feels similarly, wraps securely directly swipes the card, hangs on Guo Huai, so is simple. “滚蛋,你个色胚。”玉儿大声说道。从早晨八点半到中午11点半,三个小时,郭坏的身上已经挂满了各种包装盒,玉儿没有丝毫休息的意思,只要感觉差不多,直接包好刷卡,挂在郭坏身上,就这么简单。 „Elder Brother Huai, you give Younger sister Weiwei them to buy a thing, at the end of this month goes to the school to visit them, cannot empty-handed go, who begins to be willing with you double to cultivate ah. spatially” Yu'er (Jade) to look that the whole body has hung all over Guo Huai of clothes, a face badly smiles passes message said. “坏哥哥,你给薇薇妹妹她们买点东西吧,这个月末去学校看她们,不能空手去吧,空着手去谁愿意跟你双修啊。”玉儿看着全身已经挂满衣服的郭坏,一脸坏笑的传音说道。 „cough cough coughs, Yu'er (Jade), excessive ah.” Guo Huai has shouted one, surrounding person vision neat falling on the body of Guo Huai. “咳咳咳,玉儿,过分了啊。”郭坏大喊一声,周围的人把目光齐刷刷的落在了郭坏的身上。 „Yeah, the man achieves in this share, is really disgraced ah.” passer-by armor said low voice. “哎,男人做到这个份上,真是丢人啊。”路人甲小声说道。 „Should be a spare tire, otherwise can like this, the dignity of man when shoe pad.” Passer-by B nods to say. “应该是个备胎,不然能这样,把男人的尊严都当鞋垫了。”路人乙点点头说道。 „What if that female is my girlfriend, let alone is this, is makes me die good, you understand any ah.” passer-by C to look that Yu'er (Jade) keeps the saliva to say. “如果那个女的是我的女朋友,别说是这样,就是让我死都行,你们懂什么啊。”路人丙看着玉儿留着口水说道。 „PāPāPā, what looks, courts death? Couldn't the old lady satisfy you?” Side a passer-by C height body weight pair of 160 woman does not ask for money to hit passer-by C same. “啪啪啪,看什么呢,找死吗？难道老娘满足不了你吗？”路人丙身边的一个身高体重双160的女人不要钱一样打着路人丙。 „cough cough coughs, the wife, I have made a mistake, I made a mistake.” Passer-by C ** the sound spread in the shopping center two buildings. “咳咳咳,老婆,我错了,我错了。”路人丙的**声在购物中心二楼传开了。 „Elder Brother Huai, sorry, was looked to laugh by others, should not be angry, is not good I to satisfy you tonight, I have bought several very sexy underwears.” Yu'er (Jade) naturally hears the words that the surrounding person spoke, looks that Guo Huai said low voice. “坏哥哥,真的对不起啊,被别人看笑话了,你不要生气啊,不行今天晚上我满足你,我可是买了几件很性感的内衣哦。”玉儿自然听到了周围的人说的话,看着郭坏小声说道。 „This was hard, happen to this suitcase can hang here.” Saying, Yu'er (Jade) put out a hand to hang the suitcase that in hand bought newly to Schoolmate Guo Huai little brother there. “这就硬起来了啊,正好这个手提包可以挂在这里。”说着,玉儿伸手将手中的一个新买的手提包挂向了郭坏同学的小弟弟那里。 „Pū passes.” Guo Huai lay on the ground directly, bullied the person, bullied the person. “噗通。”郭坏直接趴在了地上,欺负人啊,太欺负人了。 „Ha Ha, comfortable, today is really comfortable.” Yu'er (Jade) smiles like flower, said loudly. “哈哈,舒服,今天真舒服。”玉儿笑的像花儿一样,大声说道。 „Fourth Brother, the bad elder brother, blood brother, the bad master, you where, I look for you now, I have urgent matter ah.” Jia Yuan to kill the pig same to shout in telephone that. “四弟,坏哥,亲哥哥,坏爷,你现在在哪里,我去找你,我有急事啊。”贾源在电话那头杀猪一样喊道。 „Wucheng business building two buildings, sell here of underwear, you will look for people to deliver goods the stroller to carry off the thing that I will buy to me first, have any matter one to say again.” Guo Huai was saying to the telephone loudly, no matter also Jia Yuan has listened clearly, has hung up the telephone directly. “武城商贸大厦二楼,卖内衣的这里,你先找人给我送一个拉货的小推车把我买的东西拉走,有什么事情一会再说。”郭坏对着电话大声说道,也不管贾源听没听清楚,直接挂断了电话。 „Right, two buildings in your commercial building, Guo Huai you knew that you hurry to look for him, he has anything to need to satisfy him, he wants to make any fitting room gate you also to satisfy him, meets his all requests.” Jia Yuan has dialed a telephone of woman, was saying to the telephone loudly. “对,就在你们商厦的二楼,郭坏你认识的,你赶紧去找他,他有什么需要就满足他,他想要弄什么试衣间门你也满足他,满足他的一切要求。”贾源拨通了一个女人的电话,对着电话大声说道。 Saying that „Brother Yuan, your really bad ah.” that woman acts like a spoiled brat, was obloquied by Jia Yuan finally, immediately knew hurries to look for the Guo Huai importance. “源哥,你真坏啊。”那女人撒娇的说道,结果被贾源大骂一顿,顿时知道了赶紧去找郭坏的重要性。 „The fourth child the fourth child, some of your also many secrets, no wonder tens of billions Qin industries you directly make me help you handle, you are not short of money, money is not ah. Jia Yuan looks at own arm to you fart”, let alone is tooth seal that past Guo Huai left behind, without a trace that was caused some small scar of also vanishes. “老四啊老四,你到底还有多少秘密啊,难怪几百亿的秦家产业你直接让我帮你打理,你根本不差钱啊,钱对你来说连屁都不算啊。”贾源看着自己的胳膊,别说是当年郭坏留下的牙印,就是自己弄出的一些小疤痕也消失的无影无踪。 „Did Second Brother, you relate to Fourth Brother? You have a look at your arm, his mother was too mysterious, the fourth child has any fortuitous encounter ah.” Wang Sheng to say in telephone that loudly. “二哥,你联系到四弟了吗？你看看你的胳膊,这他娘的太神奇了,老四到底有什么奇遇啊。”王升在电话那头大声说道。 „Has called the fourth child, he window-shops in the Wucheng world trade building, we one will go to his main house gate to stay at a selected place directly.” Jia Yuan said with a smile, „good that Brother Yao said that the fourth child is not that fourth child of past years.” “已经给老四打电话了,他在武城世贸大厦逛街,咱们一会直接去他家门口蹲点吧。”贾源笑着说道,“耀哥说的不错,老四已经不是当年的那个老四了。” „Bad elder brother, is Brother Yuan makes me look your, you had any need to say freely.” That appearance charming woman spent less than three minutes to find Guo Huai, looks at Guo Huai to say with a smile that had sufficed the low one-piece dress downward to be drawn a point by her, a pair of big white rabbit introduction view. “坏哥,是源哥让我来找你的,你有什么需要尽管说。”那个长相妩媚的女人花了不到三分钟就找到了郭坏,笑着看着郭坏说道,原本已经够低的连衣裙又被她往下拉了一点,一对大白兔引入眼帘。 „Man, looks for several men to me, I need the strong man.” Guo Huai was saying to that charming woman loudly. “男人,给我找几个男人,我需要强壮的男人。”郭坏对着那妩媚的女人大声说道。 „Bad elder brother, something, the strong man is actually not easy-to-use, was inferior that we go to try.” The women hold the hand of Guo Huai to say. “坏哥,其实有些事情,强壮的男人不好用,不如咱们进去试试。”女人拉着郭坏的手说道。 „Jia Yuan, your his mother puts in order to walk this woman, the father makes you find the person to lift the thing to me, you gave me this such woman to do ah.” Guo Huai to dial the Jia Yuan telephone once more, exclaimed loudly. “贾源,你他娘的把这个女人整走,老子让你给我找人抬东西,你给我这个这样的女人干什么啊。”郭坏再次拨通了贾源的电话,大声吼道。 „Master, the bad master, you need to lift any thing, you told that female, I and third child in your main house gate, you hurried, your practicing medicine card has handled to you, the place that you said I have also done well to you, you hurried to go home, the food we prepared.” Jia Yuan said with a smile. “爷,坏爷,你需要抬什么东西,你告诉那个女的,我和老三在你家门里,你赶紧回来吧,你的行医证已经给你办好,你说的地方我也给你弄好了,你赶紧回家,饭我们都准备好了。”贾源笑着说道。 „Really is the person compared with the popularity deceased person, her how chest has the brain greatly, you are the chest greatly do not have the brain.” Guo Huai looks that charming woman said loudly. “真是人比人气死人,她怎么胸大有脑,你就是胸大无脑。”郭坏看着那妩媚的女人大声说道。 „Yu'er (Jade), walks, we go home, this thing makes them deliver in the family|home to us.” Saying, Guo Huai was holding the hand of Yu'er (Jade), welcomes the vision that the commercial building communication passer- was varying to go out of the commercial building. “玉儿,走,咱们回家,这东西让他们给咱们送家里去。”说着,郭坏拉着玉儿的手,迎着商厦里来往路人各异的眼光走出了商厦。 „Oneself side has a such pretty woman, why also makes Jia Yuan call me, but must any strong man, added others, others chests how ah. that charming woman had a weeping voice to say greatly” loudly. “自己身边有个这么漂亮的女人,为什么还让贾源跟我打电话,还要什么强壮的男人,还说人家,人家胸大怎么了啊。”那妩媚的女人带着一丝哭腔大声说道。 „Your several look at anything, goes to the shop all not to shout that several live duck that packs these things of ground, delivers in the family|home to that bastard.” The charming woman to several was looking the own lively sales clerk exclaimed loudly, no matter how oneself were angry again, cannot offend Jia Yuan, if offended Jia Yuan, oneself did not use in Wucheng, even did not use in Huaxia is staying. “你们几个看什么啊,去店里把那几个没活的鸭子全喊来,把地上的这些东西收拾好,给那个混蛋送家里去。”妩媚的女人对着几个看自己热闹的店员大声吼道,自己不管再怎么生气,也不能得罪贾源,如果得罪了贾源,自己就不用在武城,甚至不用在华夏呆着了。 „Big bastard, don't you need the strong man? Is I doing ah.” Yu'er (Jade) to resound the matter that in the commercial building had a moment ago, said to Guo Huai with a smile. “大坏蛋,你不是需要强壮的男人吗？拉着我干什么啊。”玉儿响起刚才商厦里发生的事情,笑着对郭坏说道。 „The strong man cannot compare my good Yu'er (Jade), although they can also the musculus pectoralis drum drum, but which ratio on Yu'er (Jade) your military might ah.” was saying, the Guo Huai salty pig's front trotters reached standing tall and erect of Yu'er (Jade) unexpectedly directly. “再强壮的男人怎么也比不上我的好玉儿啊,他们虽然也能胸肌鼓鼓,但哪比的上玉儿你威武啊。”说着,郭坏的咸猪手竟然直接伸向了玉儿的高耸。 „Hoodlum, big hoodlum.” “流氓,大流氓。”
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