UBI :: Volume #1

#82: The women like to look good

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6 : 00 am, Guo Huai comes out from room, yesterday tossed about one not to toss about in the evening white, the immortal strength of oneself within the body was sufficient, spiritual extraordinary good. 早晨六点,郭坏从房间里出来,昨天折腾一晚上没白折腾,自己体内的仙力充足,精神出奇的好。 „Bastard, messes about in the evening, doesn't know the mute? You do not know that in this house also has the child? Stud horse, bastard.” Guo Huai just went out of the villa, saw that Yu'er (Jade) walks toward oneself, under wants to sexually harass Yu'er (Jade), finally was scolded by the Yu'er (Jade) big morning. “混蛋,晚上瞎折腾,不知道静音吗？难道你不知道这栋房子里还有孩子吗？种马,混蛋。”郭坏刚走出别墅,就看到玉儿朝着自己走来,原本想调戏下玉儿,结果被玉儿大早晨骂了一顿。 „cough cough coughs, in the evening has not paid attention, next time will pay attention, next time will pay attention.” Guo Huai complexion micro red saying. “咳咳咳,晚上没注意,下次注意,下次注意。”郭坏脸色微红的说道。 „Has not thought really that our Daoist immortal Exalted Immortal will also blush, you said that if Jade Emperor knows that you are surrounded by beautiful women in this Mortal World, can be any expression ah.” Yu'er (Jade) looks that Guo Huai passes message said. “真没想到,我们的真君上仙也会脸红啊,你说如果玉帝知道你在这人间左拥右抱,会是什么表情啊。”玉儿看着郭坏传音说道。 „Yu'er (Jade), you may forgive me, you shout the Daoist immortal now, my this whole body is not comfortable, since came to the world of mortals, well deferred to the world of mortals custom life, was that day heluo, that with our what did ah.” Guo Huai to send greetings said that „you, you were jealous, this matter complained about me, waited to look for the lucky day and time, we handled the matter.” “玉儿,你可饶了我吧,你现在一喊真君,我这全身都不自在,既然来下界了,就好好按照下界规矩生活呗,就是那天河漏了,那又与我们何干啊。”郭坏传音说道,“你,你是不是吃醋啊,这事情怨我,等找个良辰吉日,我们把事情办了。” „Gets the hell out, stud horse.” Yu'er (Jade) scolded, turned around toward also in Nangong Lingmo of morning exercise. “滚蛋,种马。”玉儿骂完,转身朝着还在晨练的南宫凌墨。 „Added has not been jealous, is the father does not need mind reading to know that you were jealous.” Guo Huai looks that the Yu'er (Jade) form said with a smile. “还说没吃醋,就是老子不用读心术都知道你吃醋了。”郭坏看着玉儿的身影笑着说道。 „Paternal grandmother, how to get up is so early, yesterday evening was excited one has not fallen asleep in the evening ah.” almost seven o'clock, Guo Huai saw own paternal grandmother, said with a smile. “奶奶,怎么起这么早啊,昨天晚上是不是激动的一晚上没睡着啊。”差不多七点钟,郭坏看到了自己的奶奶,笑着说道。 „Brat, big evening's is dishonest.” Guo Old Lady said with a smile that „when I can hold great-grandson ah.” “臭小子,大晚上的也不老实。”郭老妇人笑着说道,“我什么时候能抱上重孙子啊。” „cough cough coughs, Paternal grandmother, your this big evening's does not sleep looked blindly any ah.” Guo Huai felt yesterday some people look at themselves again, but cannot think that is own paternal grandmother, is bringing helpless saying. “咳咳咳,奶奶,你这大晚上的不睡觉瞎看什么啊。”郭坏昨天就感觉有人再看自己,但怎么也想不到是自己的奶奶,带着一丝无奈的说道。 „Bad boy, shouted that they have the breakfast together, finished eating food your young people to be busy at anything being busy at anything, I thought that you cannot tarry at home.” Madame Guo said with a smile. “坏小子,喊她们一起吃早饭吧,吃完饭你们年轻人该忙什么忙什么,我看你在家里也呆不住。”郭老夫人笑着说道。 „Elder Brother Huai, hasn't the Lingling elder sister, gotten out of bed? I called her.” Tang Xi saw that Lingling has not gotten out of bed, said with a smile. “坏哥哥,灵灵姐呢,还没起床吗？我去叫她。”唐曦看到灵灵没起床,笑着说道。 „Does not use, Lingling said yesterday she is not quite comfortable, may rest a meeting.” Guo Huai said with a smile. “不用,灵灵昨天说她不太舒服,可能还要多睡一会。”郭坏笑着说道。 „We have a look.” What this speech is Yu'er (Jade), was saying does not wait for Guo Huai to respond, is drawing Tang Xi and Sū Yè runs toward the Lingling room. “那我们就更得去看看。”这次说话的是玉儿,说着也不等郭坏反应,拉着唐曦和苏叶就朝着灵灵的房间跑去。 „Really is my good Yu'er (Jade), wants the harem to be stable evidently, must receive your this girl first.” Guo Huai looks that several females ran to the spirit room, shook the head to say. “真是我的好玉儿啊,看样子想要后宫安定,得把你这丫头先收了。”郭坏看着几女跑向了灵儿的房间,摇了摇头说道。 „The Lingling elder sister, Elder Brother Huai said that you got sick, nothing.” The gate is locked, but Yu'er (Jade) gently touches, this directly was shoved open, Tang Xi first going, low voice asking. “灵灵姐,坏哥哥说你病了,没什么事情吧。”门锁着,不过玉儿只是轻轻一摸,这门就直接被推开了,唐曦第一个进去,小声的问道。 „Got sick? No, I, my nothing, you exit first, I exit immediately.” Sun Lingling is bringing shy saying, can not be shy, under quilt are scrupulous about every detail, blames the big bastard, must the big evening toss about, oneself have not waked in the morning, was looked to laugh by these younger sisters “病了？没有啊,我,我没什么事情,你们先出去,我马上出去。”孙灵灵带着一丝羞涩的说道,能不羞涩吗,被子下面的自己可是一丝不苟,都怪大坏蛋,非得大晚上折腾,自己早晨没有醒过来,被这些妹妹看笑话了 „Lingling elder sister, what is this? You may suffice to open, unexpectedly bare rests.” Yōuyōu in the ground saw that is small, said to Sun Lingling with a smile. “灵灵姐,这是什么啊？你可够开放的啊,竟然裸睡。”悠悠在地上看到一个小内内,笑着对孙灵灵说道。 „cough cough coughs, you exit quickly, I must change the clothes, exits quickly ah.”, appointed Sun Lingling is older on are two years old than them, but was seen own personal belonging by these youngest sisters, has blushed unavoidably. “咳咳咳,你们快出去啊,我要换衣服了,快出去啊。”任孙灵灵比她们大上两岁,但被这些小妹妹看到自己的私人物品,还是免不了的脸红了起来。 „Ha Ha, the Lingling elder sister has been shy, we exit.” Yōuyōu said with a smile. “哈哈,灵灵姐害羞了,咱们出去吧。”悠悠笑着说道。 „Was the Lingling elder sister, the yesterday evening big bastard has looked for you, you changed the clothes, we were the girls, did not need to fear.” Saying that Yu'er (Jade) anxiouss to stir up trouble. “灵灵姐,是不是昨天晚上大坏蛋来找过你了,你换衣服吧,我们都是女孩子,不用怕的。”玉儿唯恐天下不乱的说道。 „Younger sister Yu'er (Jade), I asked you, let alone, you exited first.” The face of Sun Lingling was thoroughly red, low voice saying. “玉儿妹妹,我求求你了,别说了,你们先出去吧。”孙灵灵的脸彻底红了,小声的说道。 „We exit, the Lingling elder sister was shy, Ha Ha.” Saying, Yu'er (Jade) got several girls to go out of the Lingling room. „Bastard, making you hold the misdemeanor in the evening, Mortal World is really interesting, Ha Ha.” “咱们出去吧,灵灵姐害羞了啊,哈哈。”说着,玉儿领着几个女孩走出了灵灵的房间。“坏蛋,让你晚上办坏事,人间真有意思,哈哈。” „Little Xi, you cannot be sad.” Sū Yè looks that smiling Tang Xi said low voice. “小曦,你不许伤心哦。”苏叶看着一脸笑意的唐曦小声说道。 „Where has sadly any, Little Ye you left have guessed randomly, walked, we ate meal.” Tang Xi drew Sū Yè to go to living room, on the table has chocked up various types of snacks. “哪有什么伤心的啊,小叶子你别乱猜了,走,咱们去吃饭了。”唐曦拉着苏叶去了客厅,桌子上摆满了各种小吃。 „Under Little Huai, you come.” When everybody starts to eat meal, Guo Old Lady beckoned with the hand to say to Guo Huai in another end of living room. “小坏,你过来下。”就在大家开始吃饭的时候,郭老妇人在客厅的另一端对郭坏摆了摆手说道。 „You looked that the paternal grandmother was younger than many ah. just to sit Sun Lingling low voice saying on stool a moment ago”. “你们看,奶奶是不是比刚才年轻了不少啊。”刚刚坐在凳子上的孙灵灵小声的说道。 „Affirmative, the bastard took to the paternal grandmother in Yan pill, you have also eaten.” Yu'er (Jade) in moment that Madame Guo presents, immediately felt an immortal strength, had this feeling except for the Heavens Above compounded drug, definitely took the compounded drug of Guo Huai refinement, young many, that should in Yan pill without doubt. “肯定的啊,坏蛋给奶奶服用了驻颜丹,你们也都吃过了吧。”玉儿在郭老夫人出现的一刻,顿时感觉到了一丝仙力,除了天上的丹药有这感觉,肯定是服用了郭坏炼制的丹药,年轻不少,那应该是驻颜丹无疑了。 The females listened to the Yu'er (Jade) words, nodded in abundance, only then Nangong Lingmo surprised looks at Yu'er (Jade). 众女听了玉儿的话,纷纷点了点头,只有南宫凌墨一脸吃惊的看着玉儿。 „Elder sister, has in Yan pill this type of thing , the bastard elder brother can refine? Also can give me ah.” Nangong Lingmo low voice saying. “姐姐,真的有驻颜丹这种东西,坏蛋哥哥可以自己炼制？是不是也能给我一颗啊。”南宫凌墨小声的说道。 „Little Lingmo, your too young, has now eaten in Yan pill is not good, but on the bastard definitely has to suit your compounded drug, but defers to our Master Men custom, actually cannot give you casually.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. “小凌墨,你的年纪太小了,现在吃驻颜丹可不行,不过坏蛋身上肯定有适合你的丹药,不过按照我们师门的规矩,却是不能随便给你。”玉儿笑着说道。 „Is the wife who only then I am bastard elder brother, can me, I comply to be his wife.” Nangong Lingmo said loudly that immediately several girls smiled. “是不是只有我做坏蛋哥哥的媳妇,才能给我,那我就答应做他媳妇。”南宫凌墨大声说道,顿时几个女孩子笑开了。 „You smile anything, I am earnest, I must take these delicious compounded drugs.” Nangong Lingmo said loudly. “你们笑什么啊,我是认真的,我也要吃那些好吃的丹药。”南宫凌墨大声说道。 „Paternal grandmother, any matter, mysterious.” Guo Huai looks that Madame Guo said with a smile, he naturally knows the old madame anything matter, took in Yan pill, the body changed all of a sudden is so big, definitely daunted oneself. “奶奶,什么事情啊,神秘兮兮的。”郭坏看着郭老夫人笑着说道,他自然知道老夫人什么事情,服用了驻颜丹,身体一下子变化这么大,肯定是把自己吓住了。 „You give the old man and my compounded drug are any compounded drug, you have a look at me, all of a sudden young several years old, how this makes me exit, these old friends definitely did not recognize me to come.” Madame Guo excited saying, „does this medicine have the side effect, can rebound, will be I will return to the beforehand that appearance tomorrow ah.” “你给老头子和我的丹药是什么丹药啊,你看看我,一下子年轻了好几岁,这让我怎么出去啊,那些老朋友肯定都认不出我来了。”郭老夫人兴奋的说道,“这药有没有副作用,会不会反弹啊,是不是明天我又回到以前的那个样子了啊。” „The paternal grandmother thinks the present appearance, returns to the beforehand appearance?” Guo Huai asked with a smile. “那奶奶是想现在的样子,还是回到以前的样子啊？”郭坏笑着问道。 „Naturally was now this appearance, when the woman liked to look good.” Madame Guo said with a smile. “当然是现在这个样子了,女人什么时候都爱美。”郭老夫人笑着说道。 „The paternal grandmother feared that was disappointed.” Guo Huai face proper saying, „, because this compounded drug are most can only make paternal grandmother you in 50 years maintain this appearance, 50 years later, will start to age slowly. “那奶奶怕是要失望了。”郭坏一脸正经的说道,“因为这个丹药最多只能让奶奶您50年内保持这个样子,50年之后,就会开始慢慢变老了。 „, This, I said that is impossible continuously this, 50 years, I this year am 78 years old, 50 years, the brat, you looked for dozen of ah.” saying that the old woman said with a smile, after saying, oneself ran in the room. “哦,这样啊,我说也不可能一直这样,50年,我今年78岁,50年,臭小子,你找打啊。”说着,老太太笑着说道,说完之后,自己跑进了屋里。 „Old man, one will accompany me to exit to buy the clothes, I must buy the new clothes, before did not understand the appearance, I must now attractive, will otherwise let the granddaughter-in-law joke that oneself dress up.” Several girls are eating meal, suddenly hears Madame Guo in inside room loud saying, everybody once more has smiled immediately. “老头子,一会陪我出去买衣服,我要买新衣服,以前不懂得打扮,我现在要把自己打扮的漂漂亮亮的,不然会让孙媳妇笑话的。”几个女孩正在吃饭的时候,突然听到郭老夫人在里屋大声的说道,顿时大家又再次笑了起来。
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