UBI :: Volume #1

#69: Signs the life and death shape with the deity


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Sister Yu'er (Jade), you, if has been separated from the master gate, I think that you should better or go to Imperial Capital, registers in the special ability place, later few some troublesome.” Today Nangong Lingmo eats is very good, said to Yu'er (Jade) low voice. 玉儿姐姐,你们如果已经脱离师门了,我想你们最好还是去帝都一趟,在异能处登记一下,以后会少些麻烦的。”南宫凌墨今天吃的很不错,小声对玉儿说道。 We have thought the days of some average people, will not use special ability casually, special ability group we will not be what kind.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile, joke, oneself, although the immortal strength remains not much, but resembles Guo Huai that fellow immortal to support sufficiently, can in the world of mortals refine the pill of immortality, what special ability group will also fear? “我们只是想过些普通人的日子,不会随便使用异能,异能组不会把我们怎么样的。”玉儿笑着说道,笑话,自己虽然仙力所剩不多,但好像郭坏那家伙仙力挺充足的,能在下界炼丹,还会怕什么异能组吗? Elder sister, next year special ability martial arts meeting, you can the instinct go with me together. You can not need to promise me now, if I have confidence in this year at the martial arts meeting or come back, I will go.” Nangong Lingmo looks at the distant place, thought for a long time, to say in a soft voice. “姐姐,明年异能武道会,你能本能跟着我一起去。你现在可以不用答应我,因为如果这一年我有把握在武道会上或者回来,我就会自己去。”南宫凌墨看着远方,想了许久,轻声说道。 That martial arts meeting that you said that I will go with you next year, no matter you have had confidence.” Yu'er (Jade) had not replied that Guo Huai does not know when has stood side them, said with a smile. “你说的那个武道会,明年我会跟着你去,不管你有没有把握。”玉儿还没有回答,郭坏不知道什么时候已经站在了她们身边,笑着说道。 Big bastard, what you said is real? Does not coax me to play.” Nangong Lingmo has one excitedly to say in a soft voice. “大坏蛋,你说的是真的?不是哄我玩吧。”南宫凌墨带着一丝兴奋轻声说道。 Guo Huai nodded gently, recently he had understood the present entire Mortal World pattern approximately clearly, the only scotoma is special ability these people, the exploration to the unknown thing, is in Heavenly Dao and important part. 郭坏轻轻点了点头,这些日子他已经把现在整个人间的格局大致了解清楚了,唯一的盲点便是异能这些人,对未知事物的探索,是天道之中及其重要的一部分。 All people left, several girls look to stand Yu'er (Jade) and Guo Huai, suddenly felt that they are such being a match, nobody disturbs them, Little Ye that has deliberately created trouble also looked at their one eyes, left with Tang Xi. 所有人都离开了,几个女孩子看着站在一起的玉儿郭坏,突然感觉他们两人是如此的般配,没有人打扰他们,就连一直胡闹的小叶子也只是看了他们一眼,跟着唐曦离开了。 Why looks for me, above that agreement?” Guo Huai and Yu'er (Jade) walk on the track in campus ask in a soft voice. “为什么来找我,上面的那位同意吗?”郭坏玉儿走在校园的一个小道上轻声问道。 Does not look for you, waits for you below wife and concubines in groups?” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. Is the elder sister makes me look your, above does not know.” “再不来找你,等你在下面妻妾成群吗?”玉儿笑着说道。“是姐姐让我下来找你的,上面不知道。” „Who fairy maiden is, I with Uncle Taibai drinks together listen to him to mention the fairy maiden, said that even if offends Jade Emperor old do not offend the fairy maiden, why you can tell me?” Guo Huai asked in a soft voice. “仙子到底是什么人,我只是跟着太白大爷一起喝酒的时候听他说起过仙子,说即使得罪玉帝老儿也不要得罪仙子,你能告诉我为什么吗?”郭坏轻声问道。 Cannot!” Yu'er (Jade) said in a soft voice. „The world of mortals hundred years, you to be amusing.” “不能!”玉儿轻声说道。“不过下界百年,你到是可以好好玩玩。” Natural justice circulation, the retribution is not feeling well, to be how amusing.” Guo Huai shook the head saying that „, if has eaten Meng Potang, has drunk the forgetting kindnesses water, was a mortal honestly, but arrived at this world of mortals, my immortal strength also had, I was quite how amusing, I was censured to descend to earth, definitely had the big matter, I was just a board game piece.” “天理循环,报应不爽,怎么好好玩玩。”郭坏摇了摇头说道,“如果真的喝过孟婆汤,喝过忘情水,老老实实做一个凡人也就算了,不过到了这凡间,我的仙力还有,我怎么好好玩,我被贬下凡间,肯定有大事情,我只不过是其中的一个棋子罢了。” Since you have guessed correctly these many, that also thinks anything, the Mortal World hundred years, had ended in an instant, since have censured the world of mortals you, manage Heavens Above to have any big matter to do Sister ah. to make me have a few words to you, have one's wish, the sky collapses and your what Gan.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. “既然你已经猜到了这么多,那还想什么啊,人间百年,转眼就结束了,既然已经把你贬到下界,管天上有什么大事情干什么啊。姐姐让我给你带一句话,随心所欲,天塌下来与你何干。”玉儿笑着说道。 Yes, I had been censured the world of mortals.” Guo Huai said with a smile that small Yu'er (Jade), you do not want to know what I did see in the past? I really saw that in the past a fairy maiden is taking a bath, Ha Ha.” “是啊,我已经被贬下界了。”郭坏笑着说道,“小玉儿,你不想知道我当年看到什么了吗?我当年可是真的看到有个仙子在洗澡,哈哈。” Color embryo, big color embryo, gets what one deserves you to be censured the world of mortals.” Yu'er (Jade) blushes saying that she knows certainly, in the past the reflected light technique fell on own body together, did not drink who Telepath True Monarch was. “色胚,大色胚,活该你被贬到凡间。”玉儿红着脸说道,她当然知道,当年一道回光术落在自己的身上,不是喝多了的读心真君又是何人。 Ha Ha, but in the past has not seen clearly, Sister Yu'er (Jade), the Yu'er (Jade) wife, you said when makes me attractive again.” Guo Huai was saying, the eye color narrows the eyes stares at Yu'er (Jade) to wink looks. “哈哈,当年可是没有看清楚,玉儿师妹,玉儿老婆,你说什么时候再让我好好看看。”郭坏说着,眼睛色眯眯的盯着玉儿一眨不眨的看着。 Good, you , to look that was inferior today I look for you.” Yu'er (Jade) was saying, has thrown a coquettish look to Guo Huai. “好啊,你如果想看,不如今天我去找你。”玉儿说着,给郭坏抛了个媚眼。 Spirit, the father must receive you sooner or later.” Then, Guo Huai runs away same ran away, in the past spiritual cultivation time Great Sage Sun had told itself, the myriad things all said that not mature time cannot pick at will, will otherwise affect the merit. “妖精,老子早晚得收了你。”说完,郭坏逃一样的跑掉了,当年修道时候孙大圣可是告诉过自己,万物皆道,没有成熟的时候不可随意采摘,不然会影响功德。 Ha, this time calculates rapidness that you run.” Yu'er (Jade) laughs was saying that brings in many people to settle down. “哈哈哈,这次算你跑的快。”玉儿大笑着说道,引来不少人驻足。 The Mortal World day truly must moisten much compared with Heavens Above, Yu'er (Jade) teaches some Lingmo special ability knowledge every day, wants to attend class attended class, certainly majority of time send greetings with Guo Huai in the class chat, or are look at Guo Huai to sexually harass Murong Weiwei. 人间的日子确实比天上要滋润不少,玉儿每日教教凌墨一些异能的知识,想上课的时候就去上课,当然大部分时间则是在课上跟郭坏传音聊天,或者是看着郭坏调戏慕容薇薇 Schoolmate Guo Huai, troubles you to come up under the coordination this experiment.” The biological teacher shouted that Guo Huai on platform, the knee jumps the reflection, a very simple experiment, the biological teacher fed in the hospital finally. 郭坏同学,麻烦你上来配合下这个实验。”生物老师把郭坏喊到了讲台上,膝跳反射,一个很简单的实验,结果生物老师被送进了医院。 „It is not good, that side the attached middle school martial arts hall has had an accident, said that is the students in other schools comes to the martial arts hall to challenge, the attached middle school has lost one game after another three.” The class recess rest, does not know that who shouts one in the corridor. “不好了,附中武道馆那边出事了,说是有些外校的学生来武道馆挑战,附中已经连输三场了。”课间休息,不知道谁在走廊里大喊一声。 Elder Brother Huai, you do not like watching the fun, how not to have a look at ah. Yu'er (Jade) to say with a smile that now she is not shouting the senior brother, but they same starts to shout Elder Brother Huai with Murong Weiwei. 坏哥哥,你不是喜欢看热闹嘛,怎么不去看看啊。玉儿笑着说道,现在她也不在喊师兄,而是跟着慕容薇薇他们一样开始喊坏哥哥 Today gets out of bed felt that some do not suit, such matter not ginseng and perhaps good, these kick the person in hall to have ulterior motives, comes to me.” Guo Huai said with a smile. “今天起床就感觉有些不对劲,这样的事情还是不参和的好,说不定这些踢馆的人醉翁之意不在酒,是冲着我来的呢。”郭坏笑着说道。 Came not to conform with your regard to you?” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. Walks, Weiwei, we have a look together.” Saying, Yu'er (Jade) was drawing Guo Huai and Murong Weiwei they walks toward the martial arts hall. “冲着你来不是整合了你的心意吗?”玉儿笑着说道。“走,薇薇,咱们一起去看看。”说着,玉儿拉着郭坏慕容薇薇两人朝着武道馆走去。 Also thinks that is hitting of real swords and spears, originally is such piece of work ah. Yu'er (Jade) looks that the two people on arena have almost hit for one minute, digs the mouth to say. Looked fights must look Wu Gang and Yang Jian hit, wait to coax Wu Gang to look for the trouble of Yang Jian.” “还以为是真刀真枪的打,原来是这样小打小闹啊。玉儿看着擂台上的两个人差不多打了一分钟,撅着嘴巴说道。“看打架的还是得看吴刚杨戬打,等回去了忽悠吴刚去找找杨戬的麻烦。” „Isn't your attached middle school known as martial contest first? Died Kong Xuan, nobody? Kong Xuan woman Murong Weiwei, since Kong Xuan died, might as well go to 37 with us, Ha Ha.” A youth who in the arena, just won laughs was saying. “你们附中不是号称武斗第一吗?死了一个孔宣,难道就没有人了吗?孔宣的女人慕容薇薇呢,既然孔宣死了,不如跟着我们去37中吧,哈哈。”擂台上,刚刚获胜的一名少年大笑着说道。 Bad elder brother, I have tidied up that boy.” Saying, Xuē Dazhu prepares to rush to arena. “坏哥,我去收拾了那小子。”说着,薛大柱准备冲上擂台。 Dazhu, looks for the trouble of Weiwei, I go to be quite good personally, any nonsense gentleman revenges for ten years not to be late, the father always does not control, has any gratitude and grudges, reported at the scene.” Guo Huai was saying, has stepped onto the arena directly. 大柱,找薇薇的麻烦,还是我亲自去比较好,什么狗屁君子报仇十年不晚,老子从来都不控制,有什么恩怨,当场就报了。”郭坏说着,径直走上了擂台。 Tiger elder brother, this is that boy who Qin young master said that was also seven big unites the boy who the school prepared to cope with.” A youth the youth ear in arena said in a soft voice. “虎哥,这个就是秦大少说的那个小子,也是七大联校准备对付的小子。”一个少年轻声在擂台上的少年耳边说道。 he he, is I, if hits to be remnant he, not only can obtain the Qin old and young that 10 million, seven big unite the school also to owe me not a small favour, my Xu Hu may be developed.” In the youth heart said secretly. 嘿嘿,也就是我如果打残他,不仅仅能够得到秦大少的那10000000,七大联校也得欠我一个不小的人情,那我徐虎可就发达了。”少年心中暗自说道。 Scolded me, dares to scold including my women, really courted death.” Guo Huai steps onto the arena, said low voice. “骂我也就算了,连我的女人都敢骂,真是找死。”郭坏走上擂台,小声说道。 I know that who you are, the Wucheng four harmfuls, isn't Five Evildoers Guo Huai Guo young master?” Xu Big Tiger sound said that has to plant our this to establish the life and death shape, when the time comes I have not hit you, you look for soldier king Li Yào to retaliate me.” “我知道你是谁,武城四害,五毒俱全不就是郭坏郭大少吗?”徐虎大声说道,“有种咱们这此立下生死状,别到时候我打了你,你去找兵王李耀来报复我。” Copes with your this, but also wants Brother Yao to get rid, really you look you.” Guo Huai said with a smile, „, if you want dead, that establishes the life and death shape.” “对付你这样的,还要耀哥出手,你真看的起你自己。”郭坏笑着说道,“如果你想死,那就立下生死状吧。” Mortal World is really amusing, some people must sign the life and death shape with the deity unexpectedly.” Although the distance is very far, Yu'er (Jade) can still hear in the arena their dialog, with a smile said. 人间真好玩,竟然有人要和神仙签下生死状。”虽然距离很远,玉儿依然可以听到擂台上他们的对话,不禁笑着说道。
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