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#66: The bad brother is a quick ringer

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„Hello, I called Xuē Dazhu.” Xuē Dazhu was saying, extended big hand. “你好,俺叫薛大柱。”薛大柱说着,伸出了大手。 „Chang Xiaoyu.” Bumps into the Xuē Dazhu control flash in the Yu'er (Jade) small hand, a fearful aura covers on own body, the Great Witch bloodlines, right, on this big guy actually has the Great Witch bloodlines. “常小玉。”就在玉儿的小手碰到薛大柱手心的一瞬间,一股可怕的气息笼罩在自己的身上,大巫血脉,没错,这个大个子身上竟然存在着大巫血脉。 „Schoolmate Dazhu, do not visit me to be good like this, you said a moment ago, person who you have the girlfriend.” Similar class time, the eye of Xuē Dazhu has not left Yu'er (Jade), actually this first chemical division, including the teacher, class of all students does not know how to pass. “大柱同学,你不要这样看着我好不好,你刚才说了,你是有女朋友的人。”差不多一节课的时间,薛大柱的眼睛就没有离开过玉儿,其实这第一节的化学课,包括老师在内,一班的所有学生都不知道是怎么过去的。 „Sorry, I am not intentionally, but you sit by me, I always felt that is not a little comfortable, behind the next knot class I go to sit.” Comfortable, to be how comfortable, Yu'er (Jade) in Heavenly Court is the jade hare on the moon, if cost-effective from the bloodlines, within the body also has the Great Witch essence and blood, but the Great Witch essence and blood of Yu'er (Jade) within the body has awakened, naturally will have the pressure to Xuē Dazhu. “对不起,俺不是故意的,不过你坐在俺旁边,俺总感觉有点不自在,下节课俺还是去后面坐吧。”自在,怎么会自在,玉儿在天庭是玉兔,如果从血脉上算,体内也有大巫精血,不过玉儿体内的大巫精血是已经觉醒的,自然会对薛大柱有压力。 „Behind you go to sit, you stay by me I are uncomfortable.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile that Dazhu ran away same running away. “那你就去后面坐着吧,你呆在我旁边我也不舒服。”玉儿笑着说道,大柱逃一样的跑掉了。 „Schoolmate Yu'er (Jade), goes to cafeteria to eat meal together, today I treat.” The morning last class ended, Qian Duoduo arrives in front of Yu'er (Jade), said with a smile. “玉儿同学,一起去食堂吃饭吧,今天我请客。”上午的最后一节课结束,钱多多走到玉儿面前,笑着说道。 „If you did not fear that your girlfriend vitality, I can promise you, happen to some of my also matters must ask you.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. “如果你不怕你的女朋友生气,那我可以答应你,正好我也有些事情要问你。”玉儿笑着说道。 „Attached middle school beautiful woman ranking begins the mighty waves, the high new goddess comes.” At the forum the forum hundred dawn fresh fellows' the Yu'er (Jade) picture have sent to at the forum, immediately the entire forum seethes with excitement. “附中美女排行榜再起波澜,高一新女神现身。”论坛上一个名叫论坛百晓生的家伙将玉儿的照片发到了论坛上,顿时整个论坛沸腾起来。 „Admires the PS ability of poster, can P have such perfect woman unexpectedly, if the poster can lead the honorable person to see me, urges to go faster eats the excrement.” Passer-by armor was in a position of building. “佩服楼主的PS能力,竟然能P出这样完美的女人,如果楼主能带着真人来见我,去去吃屎。”路人甲占据了一楼的位置。 „The Lanzhou sesame seed cake, appraises.” Passer-by B then posts. “兰州烧饼,鉴定完毕。”路人乙接着发帖。 „Has appraised, what poster P comes out is the Martian without doubt, because on Earth could not find such pretty woman.” Passer-by C said. “已经鉴定完毕,楼主P出来的是火星人无疑,因为地球上根本找不到这样漂亮的女人。”路人丙说道。 „What A , B , C said is the matter, said that five buildings have the accurate answer, how listening to five buildings to say.” Lu Rending occupies four buildings to say. “甲乙丙说的是事情,都说五楼有准确的答案,听听五楼怎么说。”路人丁占据四楼说道。 „A , B , C , D is silly B, this female schoolmate is our class, went to the western two cafeterias to eat meal with our beforehand forum moderator Qian Duoduo money greatly . Moreover, a building prepares to eat the excrement.” Five buildings is a class of student, returns to the covered passageway with the cell phone. “甲乙丙丁是傻B,这个女同学是我们班的,已经跟着我们以前的论坛版主钱多多钱大大去西二食堂吃饭,另外,一楼准备吃屎吧。”五楼是一个一班的学生,用手机回复道。 „The western two cafeterias were full, the goddess came. A building by the human flesh search, the rice had been prepared to finish.” “西二食堂已经爆满,女神已经现身。一楼已被人肉搜索,米共已经准备完毕。” „All attached middle school schoolmates pay attention, in nine some people have handled to transfer the school procedure again, defends the attached middle school goddess, refusing any revolution of school to live.” “所有附中同学注意,九中已经有人再办理转校手续,保卫附中女神,拒绝任何转校生。” „Goddess for the five harmful things Guo Huai girlfriend, the surrounding personnel can remove.” At after the forum a new topic appears, was topped directly, at this time, our Schoolmate Sū Yè has dialed the Guo Huai telephone in the bedroom. “女神为五毒郭坏的女朋友,围观人员可以撤了。”论坛上一个新的话题出现后被直接置顶,就在这时候,我们的苏叶同学在寝室拨通了郭坏的电话。 „Little Ye, had not seen elder brother recently, thinks that the elder brother ah.” Guo Huai and Murong Weiwei sat on the vehicle, was catching up toward the school, saw is the Sū Yè telephone, Guo Huai does not avoid, has met directly, the happy expression of nearby Murong Weiwei whole face. “小叶子,最近没见哥哥,是不是想哥哥了啊。”郭坏和慕容薇薇坐在车上,正在往学校赶,看到是苏叶的电话,郭坏也不回避,直接接了起来,旁边的慕容薇薇满脸的笑意。 „Big bastard, Ok, others found main house gate to come, you still take a stroll outside, when comes back, Little Xi is waiting for your explanation, you are most well good to arrange a lie, otherwise assigning makes you float in the attached middle school restuarant creek, will never be reincarnated.” Sū Yè said loudly. “大坏蛋,可以啊,人家都找到家门口来了,你还在外面溜达呢,什么时候回来,小曦等着你的解释呢,你最好好好编个谎话,不然指定让你漂浮在附中西餐厅后面的小河里,永不超生。”苏叶大声说道。 „Little Ye, said anything, you want to ask asked that manages my anything matter ah.” Guo Huai to hear telephone that Tang Xi to say with a smile. “小叶子,说什么呢,你自己想问就问,管我什么事情啊。”郭坏听到电话那头唐曦笑着说道。 „Who found main house gate to come, is a big beautiful woman, the chest you are grander than Little Ye, long compares Weiwei to be attractive, the temperament is better than Little Xi, makings by far Yōuyōu ah.” Guo Huai said with a smile. “谁找到家门口来了啊,是不是一个大美女啊,胸部比小叶子你还要雄伟,长相比薇薇还要漂亮,脾气比小曦还好,气质远胜悠悠啊。”郭坏笑着说道。 „Bastard, at the forum said real, ok you, the big bastard, when you gang up with this kind of spirit on, you just wait, looked how we tidy up you.” Sū Yè was saying to the telephone loudly. “混蛋,原来论坛上说的都是真的啊,行啊你,大坏蛋,你什么时候和这样一个妖精勾搭上的,你等着吧,看回来我们怎么收拾你。”苏叶对着电话大声说道。 „Said anything, I with Weiwei in the same place, I have ganged up with any spirit ah. Guo Huai to stare in the recent several days”, asked loudly. „Elder brother, although is lascivious, but we do not improve gang up with ah. that looks” “说什么呢,我最近几天一直跟薇薇在一起,我勾搭什么妖精了啊。”郭坏一愣,大声问道。“哥哥虽然好色,不过咱也不是见好看的都勾搭啊。” „Had not acknowledged that you looked, this female you did know.” Saying, Sū Yè has issued Guo Huai the Yu'er (Jade) picture. “还不承认,你自己看吧,这个女的你认不认识。”说着,苏叶把玉儿的照片发给了郭坏。 „Chang Xiaoyu, she reported ah.” Guo Huai subconscious saying. “常小玉,她去报道了啊。”郭坏下意识的说道。 „Added does not know that name you called directly, your road good was good to think how to explain, now your little brother Qian Duoduo is accompanying her to eat meal in the cafeteria.” Then, Sū Yè has hung up the telephone directly. “还说不知道,名字你都直接叫出来了,你路上好好想想回来怎么解释吧,现在你的小弟钱多多正在食堂陪着她吃饭呢。”说完,苏叶直接挂断了电话。 „How has Elder Brother Huai, had an accident?” Murong Weiwei looks that bewildered Guo Huai asked low voice. “怎么了坏哥哥,出什么事了吗？”慕容薇薇看着一脸茫然的郭坏小声问道。 „All right, a very interesting person went to our school, seemingly also with our class.” Guo Huai said with a smile. „With the cell phone high and low forum, has a look.” “没事,一个很有趣的人去咱们学校了,貌似还和咱们一个班。”郭坏笑着说道。“用手机上下论坛,看看吧。” „Good attractive ah.” Murong Weiwei only to watch that picture that a forum has topped, saying of the heart. “好漂亮啊。”慕容薇薇只看了一眼论坛置顶的那张照片,发自内心的说道。 „Too attractive was not instead real.” Guo Huai said with a smile that „Weiwei, you said that if this female also what to do fell in love with me, do you will be jealous ah.” “太漂亮了反而不真实了。”郭坏笑着说道,“薇薇,你说如果这个女的也爱上我了怎么办,你会不会吃醋啊。” „How also to be jealous, if will be jealous, already the acid died, Little Xi, Yōuyōu, Little Ye, the Lingling study elder sister, you also wants to provoke Teacher Lin Shuang, you think that I do not know, snort|hum, thinks on the vitality.” Murong Weiwei said with a smile. “还怎么吃醋啊,如果会吃醋,早就酸死了,小曦,悠悠,小叶子,灵灵学姐,你还想招惹林霜老师,你以为我不知道啊,哼,想起来就生气。”慕容薇薇笑着说道。 „cough cough coughed, lets your such saying, probably your husband also really ganged up much female, but I to you were the sincerity, he he, we went back to have a look, what spirit was, making our Weiwei big beautiful women exclaim in surprise that beautiful ah.” Guo Huai said with a smile. “咳咳咳,让你这么一说,好像你的老公还真勾搭了不少女的啊,不过我对你可是真心的,嘿嘿,咱们回去看看,到底是什么样的妖精,让我们的薇薇大美女都惊叹好美啊。”郭坏笑着说道。 „Multi- Togo, you said that Guo Huai had several girlfriends, real false, can these girls be together harmoniously?” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. “多多哥,你说郭坏已经有好几个女朋友了啊,真的假的啊,这些女孩子能够和谐相处吗？”玉儿笑着说道。 „This is my bad elder brother's cow B is, together my several sisters-in-law are together is very good, but a little other people do not know, only then I know.” Qian Duoduo face dreadful saying. “这就是我坏哥的牛B所在,我的几个嫂子在一起相处的很好,不过有一点其他人都不知道,只有我知道。”钱多多一脸猥琐的说道。 „Any matter, can multi- Togo say to me.” Yu'er (Jade) asked with a smile. “什么事情啊,多多哥能不能给我说下。”玉儿笑着问道。 „Bad elder brother is a quick ringer, my first time sees the bad elder brother time, he is the embroidering pillow that 123 pay.” Qian Duoduo low voice saying. “坏哥是个快枪手,我第一次见坏哥的时候,他就是个123买单的绣花枕头。”钱多多小声的说道。 „cough cough coughs, real false, I knew Guo Huai time he is not such ah.” Yu'er (Jade) careless saying. “咳咳咳,真的假的啊,我认识郭坏的时候他可不是这样啊。”玉儿漫不经心的说道。 „Younger sister Yu'er (Jade), you knew before really bad elder brother, your this time transfers the school to come here is looks for the bad elder brother really?” Qian Duoduo stared in a big way the eye, at present the best quality goods in this kind of beautiful woman are also look for own Boss Guo Huai unexpectedly. “玉儿妹妹,你以前真的认识坏哥啊,难道你这次转校来我们这里真的是来找坏哥的？”钱多多瞪大了眼睛,眼前这样一个美女中的极品竟然也是来找自己的老大郭坏的。 „I am look his, does not know that he also does dare to recognize me.” Yu'er (Jade) looks that the distant place said with a smile. “我是来找他的,不知道他还敢不敢认我。”玉儿看着远方笑着说道。
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