UBI :: Volume #2

#154: Hundreds of millions 1

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The airplane has not been late, the normal take-off, the weightlessness feeling of launching made Schoolmate Guo Huai feel an illness, but quick was good. 飞机没有晚点,正常起飞,起飞的失重感又让郭坏同学感觉到了一丝的不适,不过很快就好了。 „Cousin, one hour must go home, the brother-in-law also is really, was ahead of time unexpectedly, yeah, went back to look that I made the paternal aunt tidy up him.” The girl said with a smile. “表姐,一个多小时就要回家了,姐夫也真是啊,竟然自己提前回去了,哎,回去看我让姑姑收拾他。”女孩子笑着说道。 „Mei'er, do not tell mother, Tengfei possibly has the urgent matter, will otherwise not worry to go back very early in the morning.” The pregnant women said with a smile that „child nothing good, it is estimated that the child was born, Tengfei so will not be rash.” “媚儿,别告诉妈妈,腾飞可能有急事,不然也不会着急一早就回去了。”孕妇笑着说道,“孩子没什么事情就好,估计孩子出生了,腾飞就不会如此毛躁了。” „Cousin, can endure Xuanyuan Tengfei that person on you, yeah, I did not say” Hu Mei'er sighed saying that „cousin, you looked that changed positions the person who to you set, was good to lead, was more graceful than the brother-in-law.” “表姐,也就你能忍受轩辕腾飞那种人,哎,我不说了”胡媚儿叹了口气说道,“表姐,你看那个给你换位置的人,好帅啊,比姐夫帅多了。” „Your sexual preoccupation.” The pregnant women smile, was not speaking. “你个花痴。”孕妇笑着,不在说话。 „Ladies, gentlemen: Welcome you to take Huaxia airline flight 1661 to go to Imperial Capital by Wucheng. The trajectory range of this flight is 2033 KM, it is expected that the airborne hours are 1 hour 48 minutes. In order to safeguard the normal work of aircraft navigation communications system, please do not use portable-type mobile gadget in the airplane launching and drop process, please do not use the mobile phone in the entire range, the electronic game machine, electricity voice receiver and other electronic installation. Please sit, is the good safety belt, receives the seat back and small table board. Please confirm whether your portable goods place properly under top of the head the luggage rack or the chair. I am this flight aircraft commander Wang Xue, if you need any assistance, please inform the spatial clothing/taking personnel. We to provide the prompt thorough service for you wholeheartedly.” A beautiful woman of nine body stands in the forefront of airplane was saying to everybody with a smile. “女士们,先生们:欢迎你乘坐华夏航空公司航班1661由武城前往帝都。本次航班的飞行距离是2033KM,预计空中飞行时间是1小时48分。为了保障飞机导航通讯系统的正常工作,在飞机起飞和下降过程中请不要使用手提式电脑,在整个航程中请不要使用手提电话,电子游戏机,电音频接收机等电子设备。请您坐好,系好安全带,收起座椅靠背和小桌板。请您确认您的手提物品是否妥善安放在头顶上方的行李架内或座椅下方。我是本次航班的机长王雪,如果您需要任何协助,请通知空服人员。我们将竭诚为为您提供及时周到的服务。”一名九头身的美女站在飞机的最前面对着大家笑着说道。 „Good that Yu'er (Jade) this plane ticket decides, at least aircraft commander and stewardesses long also good.” Guo Huai said with a smile that own sound is very small, a side robust man heard. “玉儿这飞机票定的不错,起码机长和空姐都长的还不错。”郭坏笑着说道,自己的声音很小,不过身边的一名壮汉听见了。 „Does little brother also go to Imperial Capital? Has not seen you to bring the baggage, is travels?” The robust men said with a smile, when Guo Huai mind reading falls on robust man flash, Guo Huai helpless shaking the head, ***, oneself cannot ride several airplanes for a lifetime, has not thought that made one time to come across such matter unexpectedly. “小兄弟也去帝都？没见你带行李啊,是去旅游吗？”壮汉笑着说道,不过当郭坏的读心术落在壮汉身上的一瞬间,郭坏无奈的摇了摇头,***,自己一辈子坐不了几次飞机,没想到做一次竟然遇到了这样的事情。 „Cousin, I had seen a report before, said that the pregnant woman gives birth to the probability of boy on the airplane is girl's three times, the probability that but the pregnant woman has a child on the airplane is 1/3000000.” Hu Mei'er said with a smile. “表姐,我以前看到过一个报道,说孕妇在飞机上生男孩的概率是女孩的三倍,但孕妇在飞机上生孩子的概率是1。”胡媚儿笑着说道。 „, The person in the life meets the hijack time the probability to be similar to the lottery ticket first prize on the airplane, he he.” The Hu Mei'er words made Guo Huai robust man also smile. “还有,人一生中在飞机上遇到劫机时间的概率跟中彩票一等奖差不多,嘿嘿。”胡媚儿的话让郭坏身边的壮汉也笑了出来。 „Beautiful woman, then met the probability that the hijack and pregnant woman childbirth simultaneously had on the airplane is almost hundreds of millions 1.” Robust man following wears the young people of eyeglasses to say with a smile. “美女,那在飞机上遇到劫机和孕妇分娩同时发生的概率差不多得是几亿1了。”壮汉后面一个戴眼镜的年轻人笑着说道。 Guo Huai turned head to look to that young people, in the heart said secretly the sound was not good, this Hu Mei'er said that anything was not good, said on any airplane to have a child to do, but also met this kind of anomaly. 郭坏扭头看向那个年轻人,心中暗自说了声不好,这个胡媚儿说什么不好,偏偏说什么飞机上生孩子干什么啊,还遇到这样一个变态。 „Aircraft commander Wang Xue, uses to me your microphone.” The youth stands to say with a smile. “王雪机长,把你的话筒给我用一下。”那青年站起来笑着说道。 „This passenger, please sit down, does not know that you want the microphone to have any matter.” Wang Xue said with a smile. “这位乘客,请您坐下,不知道您要话筒有什么事情。”王雪笑着说道。 „Bang bang bang! Excuse me, what I do not like explaining with person, can the microphone give me?” The youth are still maintaining the smile, „do not relate with the ground, I announced now that everybody has drawn a prize-winning ticket, because we hijacked.” The youth glanced Hu Mei'er to say. “砰砰砰！不好意思,我不喜欢跟人解释什么,话筒可以给我了吗？”青年依然保持着微笑,“不要跟地面联系了,我现在宣布,各位中大奖了,因为我们劫机了。”青年瞟了眼胡媚儿说道。 „Yang elder brother, the cockpit had been controlled by us, all security personnel have handled.” A man of airplane tail group black western-style clothing said with a smile. “阳哥,驾驶舱已经被我们控制,所有安保人员已经搞定。”飞机尾部一名一身黑西装的男人笑着说道。 „To hijack to play, but I heard one to have the creativity idea a moment ago, I want to hijack really not any meaning, my real out.” The vision of youth fell on the body of pregnant woman, Guo Huai helpless shaking the head , after this youth absolutely was arrived at Mortal World, has seen the most abnormal person. “原本只是想劫机玩玩,不过刚才我听到了一个更有创意的想法,我想劫机真的没什么意思,我真的out了。”青年的目光落在了孕妇的身上,郭坏无奈的摇了摇头,这个青年绝对是自己到人间之后见过的最变态的人。 „Lottery ticket first prize in me many times, I have needed present to bet now with everybody, everybody said that this pregnant woman does meet the childbirth to be the boy or the girl? If there is responded, so long as you everyone give me 10 million, I guarantee your undying, if guessed mistakenly, excuse me, money I did not want your.” The youth said with a smile. “彩票头奖我中过很多次,现在我需要跟在座的各位赌一把,大家说下这位孕妇一会分娩会是男孩还是女孩呢？如果答对了,你们只要每人给我10000000,我保证你们不死,如果猜错了,不好意思,钱我就不要你们的了。”青年笑着说道。 „Yang elder brother, your this gambling house is good, I must participate, I bet am a boy, hundred million.” A similar age said with the youth youth loudly. “阳哥,你这赌局好,我也要参加,我赌是男孩,一个亿。”一名和青年年龄相仿的青年大声说道。 „Doctor, on the airplane has doctor, if no not to relate, I think that I have the means to know the child who this beautiful woman stomach is the boy or the girl.” Saying, in the youth hand was leaving a silver bright knife. “医生,飞机上有没有医生,如果没有也没关系,我想我有办法知道这位美女肚里的孩子是男孩还是女孩。”说着,青年手中多出了一把银光闪闪的小刀。 „Youth, money we give you, has put us, you will do this by the retribution.” Sits in saying that front old man cannot bear. “青年,钱我们给你,放了我们吧,你这样做会遭报应的。”一名坐在前排的老者忍不住的说道。 „Bang!” The old man forehead is hit, „embarrassed, has accidentally discharged, does everybody have other good suggestions? Forgot to tell everybody, I called Lu Xieyang, probably your Huaxia police asked me to be very long, my life was very valuable, has posted a reward to 10 billion, you can also bet, this 10 billion were very attractive.” The young people said with a smile that „does not have doctor, I came.” “砰！”老者眉心中弹,“不好意思,走火了,大家还有其他好的建议吗？忘了告诉大家了,我叫鹿邪阳,好像你们华夏警方已经找我很久了,我的命挺值钱的,已经悬赏到10000000000了,你们也可以赌一把,这10000000000挺诱人。”青年人笑着说道,“没有医生,那我自己来了。” Hu Mei'er has been scared completely, she has not thought that her a few words have brought the disaster to own cousin unexpectedly. 胡媚儿已经完全吓傻了,她没有想到,自己的一句话竟然给自己的表姐带来了灾难。 „Friend, I can some medical skill, I think that I can make the child produce smoothly, does not know that can make me try.” Guo Huai setting out has stood, said with a smile. “朋友,我会些医术,我想我可以让孩子顺利生产,不知道能不能让我试试。”郭坏起身站了起来,笑着说道。 „Ha Ha, the young people, I like, the person who I like daring to challenge, goes, hopes that you can handle, Ha Ha.” Lu Xieyang said with a smile. “哈哈,年轻人,我喜欢,我喜欢敢于挑战的人,去吧,希望你能够搞定,哈哈。”鹿邪阳笑着说道。 „Altogether 13 highway robbers, this Lu Xieyang is Innate later, other people unexpectedly completely are the Innate intermediate stages, how oneself start not to discover that ***, does not handle 13 people one time, if their spear|guns accidentally discharge, the accidental injury said fortunately, if destroys the airplane, the father really died.” In the Guo Huai heart analyzes to say secretly. “一共13个劫匪,这个鹿邪阳是先天后期,其他的人竟然全部是先天中期,自己开始怎么没发现啊,***,一次性搞不定13个人,如果他们的枪走火,误伤还好说一点,如果把飞机打坏,老子就真的死定了。”郭坏心中暗自分析道。 „Boy, has not looked, a Armani, unexpectedly is a doctor, Ha Ha.” Sat in Guo Huai robust man a moment ago said with a smile. “小子,没看出来啊,一身阿玛尼,竟然是个医生,哈哈。”刚才坐在郭坏身边的壮汉笑着说道。 „Is girl, very tense?” Guo Huai looked at tears directing current Hu Mei'er to say in a soft voice that „I needed you to believe me, this child's number of days in the stomach has sufficed, I made the method that the child was born somewhat special, hope that you can coordinate me.” Guo Huai looks that the pregnant woman and Hu Mei'er said. “丫头,很紧张吗？”郭坏看了眼泪水直流的胡媚儿轻声说道,“我需要你们相信我,这个孩子在肚里天数已经够了,我让孩子出生的方法有些特别,希望你们能配合我。”郭坏看着孕妇和胡媚儿说道。 „Forgot to introduce, I called Guo Huai, was Clinic of No Treatment Hall Lord, we had the fate very much, you asked me not to find, we met on the airplane.” Guo Huai said with a smile, with every effort is returning to normal the mood of pregnant woman. “忘了介绍了,我叫郭坏,是不医馆的馆主,咱们很有缘分,你们去找我没找到,咱们在飞机上遇见了。”郭坏笑着说道,尽力的平复着孕妇的心情。 „You called Hu Mei'er, what did this elder sister call?” Guo Huai asked with a smile. “你叫胡媚儿,这位姐姐叫什么？”郭坏笑着问道。 „Xuē Duo.” The pregnant women said in a soft voice, when she heard Guo Huai to say when one were Clinic of No Treatment Hall Lord, cannot believe has sized up Guo Huai several, if were really this, oneself died has not related, hopes that can preserve own child. “薛朵。”孕妇轻声说道,当她听到郭坏说自己是不医馆的馆主时,不敢相信的打量了郭坏几遍,如果真是这样,自己死了没关系,希望能保住自己的孩子。
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