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#143: Clinic of No Treatment starts doing business ( 8 )

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„Small nine need to keep the Clinic of No Treatment treatment.” About ten minutes, Guo Huai in the small nine body Shangzha next nine silver needles, said in a soft voice. “小九需要留在不医馆治疗。”十分钟左右,郭坏在小九的身上扎下九根银针,轻声说道。 „Line, line and line, Hall Lord Guo, you said that what to do what to do, to listen your.” The little nine fathers nod to say hurriedly that „does not know needs many doctor's fees, I go back to lose everything also collect to you.” “行、行、行,郭馆主,你说怎么办就怎么办,听您的。”小九的父亲急忙点头说道,“不知道需要多少诊金,我回去砸锅卖铁也给您凑齐。” „Ha Ha, Clinic of No Treatment does not think that the medicine medicine, does not think medicine to the medicine, since your trustworthy Clinic of No Treatment, young nine I free help you treat, after not too small nine good, needs to help for ten years in my this hospital, does not know that you do comply.” Guo Huai asked with a smile. “哈哈,不医馆不想医者不医,想医者必医,既然你信得过不医馆,小九我就免费帮你医治,不过小九好了之后,需要在我这医馆帮忙十年,不知道你答应不答应。”郭坏笑着问道。 „Be only small nine are all right, let alone ten years, have been good in Clinic of No Treatment.” “只有小九没事,别说十年,就是一直在不医馆都行。” „Hall Lord Guo, if could not cure this youth directly saying that but also used the delaying tactics ah.” some doctor practicing western medicine association people to plan to say. “郭馆主,如果治不好这个少年就直接说,还用出缓兵之计了啊。”西医协会有人打算说道。 „Xiao I have treated, according to the words of your vice-chairman, later the doctor practicing western medicine met my Clinic of No Treatment a moment ago, gives way on own initiative, and line observes ceremony, I do not make your line observe ceremony, again have not reached out for a yard after taking an inch, the illness that your doctors practicing western medicine do not handle, our Clinic of No Treatment has handled completely, if you want then to stay Clinic of No Treatment, stops talking to me, otherwise gets the hell out, some days I will have gone to your doctor practicing western medicine associations to visit everybody.” Guo Huai is cloudy the face saying that being concerned about face, I slap in the face. “萧老我已经医治好,按照刚才你们副会长的话,以后西医遇到我不医馆,主动让行,并且行师礼,我不让你们行师礼,就别再得寸进尺了,你们西医搞不定的病症,我们不医馆全部搞定了,如果你们想接着呆着不医馆,就给我住口,不然就滚蛋,过些日子我会去你们西医协会拜会各位。”郭坏阴沉着脸说道,给脸不要脸,那我就打脸。 „You!” Chinese Medicine Association that person just wants to say anything again, had held on by Dong Kun, poisonous Guo Huai that Xiao flies upwards truly has controlled, this is the fact, although Dong Kun is stubborn, but cannot say anything. “你！”中医协会的那个人刚想再说什么,被董坤拉住了,萧飞扬的毒郭坏确实已经控制住了,这是事实,董坤虽然顽固,但也不能说什么。 „Now Heavens Above noon five people completely have treated, in the afternoon also five people, later daily Clinic of No Treatment also treats ten people, but some slight illness need to take the medicine, can come Clinic of No Treatment directly, the Clinic of No Treatment 18 doctors for your wholeheartedly service.” Guo Huai said loudly that 18 student excited nods of, in this Clinic of No Treatment compared in comfortable that some hospitals crossed. “今天上午五人已经全部医治,下午还有五人,以后每天不医馆也只是医治十人,不过一些小病需要拿药,可以直接来不医馆,不医馆的18位医师会为你们全心全意的服务。”郭坏大声说道,18个学生激动的点了点头,在这不医馆比在一些医院过的舒服多了。 „Little Guo, Little Guo.” That goes to Guo Huai to shout with woman Chu Hong who Yu'er (Jade) plays mahjong frequently, „Little Guo, several of us to shout our good sisters, does not know that you also do have to that medicine that we took, today can sell to us ah.” “小郭,小郭。”那个经常去跟玉儿打麻将的女人楚红对着郭坏喊道,“小郭,我们几个都把我们的好姐妹喊来了,不知道你给我们吃的那种药还有没有啊,今天能不能卖些给我们啊。” The Guo Huai corners of the mouth show a faint smile, almost this matter forgetting, Snow Flesh Pill almost more than 100, other had more than 300 with Snow Flesh Pill the expulsion of toxin compounded drug of dregs of medical decoction refinement, sells sells, today starts doing business, succeeds all at once. 郭坏嘴角微微一笑,差一点把这事情给忘了,雪肌丹差不多有100多,其他一些用雪肌丹的药渣炼制的排毒丹药有300多,卖就卖些吧,今天开业,一炮打响。 „Thanks the red elder sister, you did not say me nearly forgetting this matter, these compounded drugs that but took to you did not have, now has other compounded drugs, I asked everybody present, if, noon auctions ten on now Heavens Above, immediately must eat meal, cannot delay everybody to eat meal.” Guo Huai said with a smile that Clinic of No Treatment some people listened to some ways. “谢谢红姐,你不说我险些把这事情给忘了,不过给你们服用的那些丹药没了,现在有一些其他的丹药,我问下在座的各位,如果可以,就今天上午拍卖十颗,马上要吃饭了,不能耽误大家吃饭。”郭坏笑着说道,不医馆的一些人听出了些门道。 „Hall Lord Guo, if there is any good thing, takes, the matter of eating meal later has not related, is the dinner together eats good, this can also give you to save, Ha Ha.” The middle-aged person who accompanies the wife to come said with a smile. “郭馆主,如果有啥好东西,就拿出来,吃饭的事情晚些没关系,就是晚饭一起吃都行,这样还能给您省一顿,哈哈。”一个陪着老婆来的中年人笑着说道。 „Brat, has any good thing to take, today starts doing business, later eats meal, our these old fogies can also support, does not need to manage us.” Li Yào grandfather Li Doutian said loudly. “臭小子,有什么好东西就拿出来,今天开业,晚些吃饭,我们这些老家伙也都撑得住,不用管我们。”李耀的爷爷李斗天大声说道。 „Since everybody agreed that our Clinic of No Treatment is putting out ten compounded drugs to auction, to prove the effect of this compounded drug, I look for friend reagent, does not know that which friend is willing to try.” Guo Huai said with a smile. “既然大家都同意,那我们不医馆就在拿出十颗丹药拍卖,为了证明这丹药的效果,我来找一位朋友试药,不知道哪位朋友愿意试试。”郭坏笑着说道。 „My wife, making my wife try.” That man said a moment ago loudly, his wife fierce looked also well, but careful looked that was inferior fierce looked, the freckle of face opening under base partly visible. “我媳妇,让我媳妇试试。”刚才那个男人大声说道,他的媳妇猛的一看张的还不错,不过仔细一看不如猛的一看,一脸的雀斑在粉底之下若隐若现。 „Old Pang, this offered own wife, saying that can ah!” the middle-aged man person of tease, the matter that but afterward had made these people realize that looks simple-minded Old Pang this time has handled a how wise matter. “老庞,这就把自己的媳妇献出去了,可以啊！”中年男人身边的人打趣的说道,不过后来发生的事情才让那些人意识到,看着傻呵呵的老庞这次做了一件多么明智的事情。 Guo Huai looks that Old Mr. and Mrs. Pang nodded gently, Old Pang's wife has arrived at the Guo Huai front. 郭坏看着老庞夫妇轻轻点了点头,老庞的媳妇走到了郭坏的面前。 „Elder sister, first goes loading and unloading, later did not need to melt such thick makeup.” Guo Huai said with a smile that Old Pang wife but actually also simple, rushes to outside directly, under Liu Yaoshi and Leng Shuang their help, used less than three minutes, thick base cleaned the face on, a freckle of face presented before the people. “姐姐,先去把装卸掉吧,以后也不用化这么浓的妆了。”郭坏笑着说道,老庞媳妇倒也干脆,直接跑到外面,在刘药诗和冷霜两人的帮助下,用了不到三分钟,就把脸上厚厚的一层粉底弄干净了,一脸的雀斑呈现在了众人面前。 „Old Pang, you blushes anything, dislikes the old lady to be ugly now.” Old Pang's wife looked at eye Old Pang, said loudly. “老庞,你脸红什么啊,难道现在嫌老娘丑了。”老庞的媳妇看了眼老庞,大声说道。 „Wife, looked at you saying that where can, since Hall Lord Guo can handle these doubts or problems, the small freckle on your face, was not easy.” Old Pang said with a smile. The women nodded gently, having an anticipation to look at Guo Huai. “媳妇,瞧你说的,哪能啊,既然郭馆主能够把那些疑难杂症都搞定,你脸上的这点小雀斑,还不是手到擒来。”老庞笑着说道。女人轻轻点了点头,带着一丝的期待看了眼郭坏。 „Elder sister felt relieved, the thing that these you on your face do not want, my this gives you to be entire one time, your this time calculated to gain, the Clinic of No Treatment reagent did not ask for money, Ha Ha.” Under the Guo Huai words made the person smile once more. “姐姐放心,你脸上的这些你不想要的东西,我这一次性给你整干净,你这次算赚了,不医馆试药不要钱,哈哈。”郭坏的话让底下的人再次笑了起来。 Jia Xiaoxiao attains people front work also good White Jade box according to the instruction of Guo Huai, this is Guo Huai makes the artisan produce in a hurry specially at the same night, the today of not having thought also really applied. 贾小小按照郭坏的吩咐拿到众人面前一个做工还不错的白玉盒子,这是郭坏特意让工匠连夜赶制出来的,没想的今天还真派上用场了。 Opens the jade box, a 3-Color Pill medicine made Clinic of No Treatment all people stand. 打开玉盒,一颗三色丹药让不医馆所有的人都站了起来。 „Day, this is the 3-Color Pill medicine, makes the woman bring to treat the freckle unexpectedly, this Clinic of No Treatment is really great writer ah.” others cannot see anything, but Xiao flew upwards to see, surprised saying. “天啊,这是三色丹药,竟然让女人拿来治疗雀斑,这不医馆真是大手笔啊。”别人看不出什么,但萧飞扬一眼看了出来,惊讶的说道。 Guo Huai may, no matter any 3-Color Pill medicine, these are the things that some dregs of medical decoction practice, with the hand crumb, then dissolves directly the medicinal powder with the clear water, divided into two, meets in the hand to take a scrap clean cotton fabric to dip one to scratch on Old Pang wife's face, then all people were shocked, that freckles originally, really again by the naked eye obviously speed tarnish, even had direct disappearance that. 郭坏可不管什么三色丹药,这些不过是一些药渣练出来的东西,直接用手捏碎,然后用清水将药末溶进去,一分为二,接着手中拿着一小块干净的棉布蘸着其中的一份擦在了老庞媳妇的脸上,接着所有的人更加震惊了,原本的那一颗颗的雀斑,竟然再以肉眼可见的速度变暗,甚至有的直接消失。 „Elder sister, drinks these, meets me to make a bill to you, you drink traditional Chinese medicine again, before taking care of you 70 years old , which freckles on the face will again not have.” Guo Huai said with a smile that „Old Pang, gave back to you your wife, oneself had a look, Ha Ha.” “姐姐,把这些喝下,一会我给你开个单子,你再喝上一副中药,保管你70岁之前脸上都不会再出现哪些雀斑。”郭坏笑着说道,“老庞是吧,把你媳妇还给你了,自己看看吧,哈哈。” „Thanking Hall Lord Guo that silly woman, has not hurried.” Saying, Old Pang presses wife's head deeply to bow to Guo Huai, other people also quiet on Old Pang wife face the freckle during the shock that vanished a moment ago, vanished, this simply was too inconceivable. “傻女人,还不赶紧的谢谢郭馆主。”说着,老庞按着自己媳妇的脑袋对着郭坏深鞠一躬,其他的人都还沉寂在刚才老庞媳妇脸上雀斑消失的震惊之中,真的消失了,这简直是太不可思议了。 „Old Pang, did the freckle on my face vanish really?” Old Pang wife touches her face, probably was smoother than before, low voice asked. “老庞,我脸上的雀斑真的消失了吗？”老庞媳妇摸了摸自己的脸,好像比以前光滑了很多,小声问道。 „Vanished, vanished, wife, if your this, we did not want in the evening the appointment in the past, when the time comes Old Pang must marry family|home ah. old huge to say you” with a smile that in the past by heavy of wife maternal home person pit, a promising youth, was married the whole face freckle wife, for a long time makes Old Pang feel one to be deceived, because the appointment they under the dim street light, now were each time good, the wife really changed beautiful, beautiful made him have to accept after checking unable to bear. “消失了,真的消失了,媳妇,如果当年你就这样,咱们就不要晚上约会了,到时候老庞也得把你娶进家啊。”老庞大笑着说道,当年被媳妇娘家人坑的不轻,一个有为青年,娶了个满脸雀斑的媳妇,好长时间都让老庞感觉自己上当受骗了,因为每次约会他们都是在昏暗的路灯下面,现在好了,媳妇真的变美了,美的让他有点接受不了。 „Hall Lord Guo, but also wants the reagent, I come, I paid out of money but actually, ask Hall Lord Guo.” At this time, a 30 over woman said loudly. “郭馆主,还要不要试药的,我来,我倒贴钱,求求郭馆主了。”这时候,一个30出头的女人大声说道。
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