UBI :: Volume #1

#100: Matter that the man women like

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„Chen Guanbao, your name was very of pleasant to hear, Ha Ha.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. “陈关保,原来你的名字挺好听啊,哈哈。”玉儿笑着说道。 „Great Sage changes name to Chen Qingyuan to me, but I like the name of present, interesting ah. that Guo Huai, the good person longevity, the disaster living millenniums, this Guo Huai name does not have” Guo Huai said with a smile. “大圣给我改名陈庆元,不过我更喜欢现在的这个名字,郭坏,好人不长命,祸害活千年,这个郭坏的名字起的有趣啊。”郭坏笑着说道。 „The Mortal World hundred years, I accompany your insane this Mortal World hundred years.” Yu'er (Jade) looks at Guo Huai to drink the young wine, said low voice. “人间百年,我就陪你疯这人间百年。”玉儿看着郭坏喝着小酒,小声说道。 „, Since the Yu'er (Jade) fairy maiden wants to understand, was inferior that we wash together in vain, handles some Mortal World most joyful matters.” Saying, Guo Huai receives the liquor bottle gourd, pulled up Yu'er (Jade) to vanish in the bathroom. “哦,既然玉儿仙子想明白了,不如咱们一起去洗白白,做些人间最快乐的事情吧。”说着,郭坏收起酒葫芦,拉起玉儿消失在了浴室里。 „Wu Gang, Yu'er (Jade) arrived at the world of mortals already several double-hour, you said that she did find Telepath True Monarch that fellow?” Moon Palace, the Heavenly Court most mystical place, a white clothing female sits on the cot, what posture regardless of shows, can environment perfect the union with surroundings, the beautiful woman, this female not be the beautiful woman, was indescribable because of her beauty, Chang'e, in a Mortal World legend steals the food pill of immortality, abandons the own spouse's reverse role. “吴刚,玉儿到下界已经几个时辰了,你说她找到读心真君那家伙了吗？”月宫,天庭最神秘的地方,一个白衣女子坐在榻上,不论摆出什么样的姿势,都能与周围的环境完美的结合,美女,这个女子不是美女,因为她的美丽根本无法形容,嫦娥,一个人间传说中偷食仙丹,抛弃自己的爱人的反面角色。 „Eldest sister, we had a look not to know.” Wu Gang carries the giant axe, said with a smile. “大姐,咱们看看不就知道了么。”吴刚扛着自己巨大的斧子,笑着说道。 „Bastard, you wants to make anything, exits quickly, must take a bath also comes.” The Guo Family old dwelling, Yu'er (Jade) makes an effort is pushing Guo Huai, Guo Huai has not moved obstinately, the hand keeps profits at the expense of the state on Yu'er (Jade). “坏蛋,你想做什么,快出去,要洗澡也得一个个的来吧。”郭家老宅,玉儿使劲的推着郭坏,郭坏愣是一步没动,手不停的在玉儿身上揩油。 „Fairy maiden wife, including Sister Chang'e agreed that makes you come to the world of mortals to look for me, she approves our relations evidently, you also said that accompanies my insane these hundred years, how just to have said the words forgot.” Saying that a Guo Huai face badly smiles, the hand has not been idling. “仙子老婆,连嫦娥姐姐都同意让你来下界找我,看样子她是认可咱们的关系,你也说了,陪我疯这百年,怎么刚说过的话就忘了呢。”郭坏一脸坏笑的说道,手一刻也没有闲着。 „It is not good, now is not good.” Yu'er (Jade) low voice saying, she cannot think that Telepath True Monarch so is unexpectedly bold, dares unexpectedly like this to oneself. “不行,现在不行。”玉儿小声的说道,她怎么也想不到,读心真君竟然如此色胆包天,竟然敢这样对自己。 „Yu'er (Jade), here is Mortal World, you are my wife, the loving couple are very normal, you from husband.” Saying, Guo Huai has hugged Yu'er (Jade) in the bosom, the water cock opens, the Yu'er (Jade) big mouth puffs, resistance getting smaller. “玉儿,这里是人间,你是我媳妇,男欢女爱很正常,你就从了夫君吧。”说着,郭坏已经将玉儿搂在怀里,水龙头打开,玉儿大口喘着粗气,抵抗越来越小。 „Elder Brother Huai, does not want ah.” “坏哥哥,不要啊。” „Elder Brother Huai, I want ah.” “坏哥哥,我要啊。” „Elder Brother Huai, I also want.” “坏哥哥,我还要。” „Are they, they doing.” Chang'e has not gone to look at Returning Light Mirror, listening to a Yu'er (Jade) intermittent shout, on the face somewhat to give off heat unexpectedly, was asking Wu Gang loudly. “他们,他们在干什么。”嫦娥没有去看回光镜,听着玉儿一阵阵的喊声,脸上竟然有些发热,大声问着吴刚。 „Does? At that time was does the man women to like the dry matter, he he, has not thought really that this Telepath True Monarch, Heavenly Court met several times, but had not discovered his courage but actually not small ah.” Wu Gang flavorful looks. “干什么？当时是干男人女人都喜欢干的事情啊,呵呵,真没想到,这读心真君可以啊,天庭遇到几次,可是没有发现他的胆子倒不小啊。”吴刚有滋有味的看着。 „Do man women like the dry matter? Wu Gang, do you also like? Satisfying a craving that looks at?” Chang'e narrows the eye to ask. “男人女人都喜欢干的事情？吴刚,你也喜欢吗？看的过瘾吗？”嫦娥眯着眼睛问道。 „Definitely likes, satisfies a craving, was inferior own actual combat satisfies a craving.” Wu Gang subconscious receiving. “肯定喜欢啊,过瘾,就是不如自己实战过瘾。”吴刚下意识的接到。 „Bang, the bastard, gets the hell out to me, likes, likes your younger sister ah.” Wu Gang running out of hundreds of thousands meters by an invisible momentum, collision maliciously on Zhuzi of Nantianmen, entire Heavenly Court felt that shook shaking. “砰,混蛋,给我滚蛋,喜欢,喜欢你妹啊。”吴刚被一股无形的冲力冲出十几万米,狠狠的撞在了南天门的柱子上,整个天庭都感觉晃了晃。 „cough cough coughs, does not like your younger sister, I like you.” Saying of Wu Gang hoodlum, in mind also stays in picture of Guo Huai and Yu'er (Jade) fervor very much in the bathroom. “咳咳咳,不喜欢你妹,我喜欢你。”吴刚很光棍的说道,脑海中还停留在郭坏和玉儿在浴室里激情的画面。 „Wu Gang, you give me dead.” Then a huge sound resounds in Heavenly Court, Wu Gang was struck to fly again, departed beyond 33 days directly. “吴刚,你给我去死。”接着一个巨大的声音在天庭响起,吴刚再次被击飞,直接飞出了33天外。 „cough cough coughs, how Wu Gang this boy offended her ah.” several playing chess Exalted Immortal to say low voice. “咳咳咳,吴刚这小子怎么又得罪她了啊。”几个下棋的上仙小声说道。 „Let alone the words, the fairy maiden in fit of temper, Wu Gang can support her strikes, if hits on us, dies does not know how dead.” Barefooting immortal low voice saying. “别说话,仙子在气头上,吴刚能撑住她的一击,如果打在咱们身上,死都不知道怎么死的。”赤脚大仙小声的说道。 „Plays chess, where so many matter ah.” Taibai Jinxing said low voice. “下棋下棋,哪有这么多的事情啊。”太白金星小声说道。 „Matter that man women like, snort|hum, irritated me, how I initially can believe the words of Hongjun this bastard, making Yu'er (Jade) go to the world of mortals, irritated me.” The Chang'e big mouth puffs to say. “男人女人都喜欢的事情,哼,气死我了,我当初怎么能听信鸿钧这个王八蛋的话,让玉儿去下界啊,气死我了。”嫦娥大口喘着粗气说道。 „Matter that ha, the man women like, good, this also is very probably interesting, the Mortal World hundred years, I to must have a look at you to do any Yao Ezi.” The breathless Chang'e fairy maiden, then Ha Ha had smiled a moment ago. “哈哈哈,男人女人都喜欢的事情,不错啊,这样好像也很有意思,人间百年,我到要看看你们能搞出什么幺蛾子。”刚才还气急败坏的嫦娥仙子,接着自己哈哈笑了起来。 Saying that a Old Ancestor Hongjun god who „crazy woman, is really crazy woman ah.” explained religious doctrine, then unexpectedly a face badly smiles, under the stage listened to various group of deities that the old ancestor explained religious doctrine to be completely confused, the old ancestor will really have such expression. “疯婆子,真是个疯婆子啊。”正在讲道的鸿钧老祖一愣神,接着竟然一脸坏笑的说道,台下听老祖讲道的各路神仙全部迷茫了,老祖竟然会有这样的表情。 „Yu'er (Jade), comfortable.” After Guo Huai and Yu'er (Jade) their wars transformed N battlefields, they lie down on the bed of bedroom, a pair of big hand of Guo Huai extremely comfortable above places Yu'er (Jade) one pair to stand tall and erect asks with a smile. “玉儿,舒服吧。”郭坏和玉儿两人的大战转换了N个战场之后,两人躺在卧室的大床上,郭坏的一双大手极其舒服的放在玉儿的一双高耸之上笑着问道。 „Husband, I also want.” Yu'er (Jade) eye blurred saying. “老公,我还要。”玉儿眼睛迷离的说道。 „cough cough coughs, Yu'er (Jade), such matter knows when to stop, otherwise there is a wound day, has the wound day and.” Guo Huai coughs two to say lightly, three characters that the man most fears are not I also either. “咳咳咳,玉儿,这样的事情适可而止,不然有伤天和,有伤天和。”郭坏轻咳两声说道,男人最怕的三个字不就是我还要么。 „Bastard, the big bastard, you said the elder sister, if knows that you to me, can kill your ah. moon/month to look at Guo Huai like this” to say. “坏蛋,大坏蛋,你说姐姐如果知道你这样对我,会不会杀了你啊。”月儿看着郭坏说道。 „The Mortal World hundred years, the fairy maiden will not interfere, sleeps, tomorrow will have the proper business.” Guo Huai was saying, hugged Yu'er (Jade) whistling to rest, today does not practice, now the Brother Tian elder brother practices has sufficed many. “人间百年,仙子不会干涉的,睡觉吧,明天还有正事呢。”郭坏说着,搂着玉儿呼呼睡了起来,今天不修炼,今天哥哥练的已经够多了。 „Comfortable, the Mortal World day is really good.” 9 : 00 am, Guo Huai opens eye, Yu'er (Jade) has not awaked, these years, were Mortal World that came recently, Guo Huai did not have such sleep to rest to nine points. “舒服啊,人间的日子真好。”早晨九点,郭坏睁开眼睛,玉儿还没有醒,这么些年,就是来的人间这些日子,郭坏也没有这样一觉睡到九点过。 Guo Huai does not wear the clothes, looks on a bed has been lying down Yu'er (Jade), within the body dry and hot rushes the heart once more, the hand of devil reaches once more has slept soundly Yu'er (Jade). 郭坏也不穿衣服,看了眼床上躺着的玉儿,体内一股燥热再次涌向心头,恶魔之手再次伸向了熟睡中的玉儿。 „Do not make, the elder sister do not make.” Saying that Yu'er (Jade) muttered. Guo Huai falls down once more body of Yu'er (Jade), is one hour, houseful spring scenery. “别闹,姐姐别闹。”玉儿喃喃的说道。郭坏再次扑倒玉儿的身上,又是一个小时,满屋春色。 „Stud horse, you is a stud horse, through stud horse.” Yu'er (Jade) comes out from the bathroom, stares Guo Huai to say loudly. “种马,你就是一头种马,彻头彻尾的种马。”玉儿从浴室出来,瞪着郭坏大声说道。 At this time Guo Huai has worn clothes, took the bottle gourd to drink the young wine, another hand took the old Monarch bottle gourd to look at Yu'er (Jade) with a smile, scolded scolds, cannot scold in any case. 这时候郭坏已经穿好了衣服,一手拿着葫芦喝着小酒,另外一只手拿着老君葫芦笑着看着玉儿,骂就骂吧,反正骂不到身上。 „Big bastard, I was hungry, makes the point to eat.” Some matters truly very much consume the physical strength, Yu'er (Jade) blush to say. “大坏蛋,我饿了,去弄点吃的吧。”有些事情确实很消耗体力,玉儿红着脸说道。 „Today the husband goes to the kitchen personally, in this bottle gourd has many good food, we cannot waste.” Guo Huai said with a smile that he entered the kitchen leisurely. “今天老公亲自下厨,这葫芦里有不少好的食材,咱们不能浪费了。”郭坏笑着说道,自己优哉游哉的走进了厨房。 „I go, is so big, today first does not eat this thing, if cannot suppress this firepower, oneself exploded the body to trouble.” In the Guo Huai hand takes a tiger penis of Big Dipper demon tiger to say low voice. “我去,这么大,今天还是先不吃这东西了,万一自己压制不住这火力,自己爆体了可就麻烦了。”郭坏手中拿着一根七星魔虎的虎鞭小声说道。 „Ok, makes the snake thick soup, this thing eats was feeling relieved.” The Guo Huai craftsmanship is good, similar one hour, a delicacy end of table comes up, he and Yu'er (Jade) start to make chewing motions greatly quickly. “算了,还是弄点蛇羹吧,这东西吃着放心。”郭坏的手艺不错,差不多一个小时,一桌子的美味端上来,他和玉儿开始大快朵颐。 „Big bastard, has not thought the thing that you make is so delicious, later did not exit to eat the thing, you did at home are eating.” Yu'er (Jade) said with a smile. “大坏蛋,没想到你做的东西这么好吃,以后不出去吃东西了,你就在家做着吃吧。”玉儿笑着说道。 Which actually this is delicious, Heavenly Court food that Guo Huai does, so long as has perfected oneself, to be how delicious, but Guo Huai with a smile nodded, yesterday tossed about Yu'er (Jade) one day, how must compensate the compensation. 其实这哪是郭坏做的好吃啊,天庭的食材,只要弄熟了,怎么都好吃,不过郭坏还是笑着点了点头,昨天折腾玉儿一天,怎么都得补偿补偿吧。 „Is satiated with food and wine, we must do proper business.” Saying, Guo Huai takes up the old Monarch bottle gourd to arrive in the courtyard, Purple gold Phoebe zhennan have put from the bottle gourd. “吃饱喝足,咱们得干正事了。”说着,郭坏拿起老君葫芦来到院子里,一根根的紫金楠木从葫芦里放了出来。
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