UES :: Volume #5

#402: World dirty king

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„Tittered......” “噗嗤……” A Tang Junming piece saying ended, one group of big shot simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform of distinguished guest area burst out laughing, these had been through repeatedly the wind and rain the Transforming Rain Realm pillar of the nation and Converging Creek Realm world giant and River Realm legends like this, let alone was the ordinary audience. 唐君明的段子一说完,贵宾区的一群大佬齐齐喷饭,就连这些历经风雨的化雨境国柱、汇溪境世界巨头、江河境传说们都这样了,更别说是普通的观众了。 „Hahahaha haha...... the anchor, I really took you.” “哈哈哈哈哈哈……主播,我真的服了你。” „Brother Brother Tang, your quality is bad.” “唐哥哥,你好坏坏呢。” „Elder Brother Junming, you, so long as marries me, I am willing to let you hehehe.” “君明哥哥,你只要娶我的话,我愿意让你嘿嘿嘿哟。” „The Sir Tang aural acuity was too astonishing, he actually heard my suggestion, really started to say the piece, was the piece is interesting . Moreover the Sir Tang piece was also too of pleasant to hear, before had not listened.” “唐大人的耳力太惊人了,他竟然听到了我的建议,果然开始说段子了,还是段子有意思,而且唐大人的段子也太好听了,以前从来没有听过呢。” ...... …… Your influence expands, Common Experience 1 trillion...... 您的影响力扩大,通用经验10000亿…… You compelling that installed one is not possible to be described, Common Experience 999.9 billion...... 您装了一个不可描述的逼,通用经验9999亿…… You are successfully promoted to the world work as the red dirt king, Common Experience 666.6 billion...... 您成功晋升为世界当红污王,通用经验6666亿…… ...... …… Those who let Tang Junming not think, merely one time of piece, all negative spoken languages almost vanished most probably, his popularity and popularity grow at the terrifying speed, before surpassed by far . 让唐君明没有想到的是,仅仅一个段子的时间,所有的负面言语几乎消失了大半,他的人气和知名度更是以恐怖的速度增长,远远地超过了之前。 This makes Tang Junming somewhat love dearly, if we had known such words, he should a morning point take piece move, after all in his head recorded the pieces of innumerable Earth. 这让唐君明有些心疼,若是早知道这样的话,他就应该早一点把段子这一招拿出来,毕竟他的脑袋里可是记了无数地球的段子。 As an Earth dwelling male, the piece could be said as the past Tang Junming essential form of leisure, economized simply is very happy, once for a while can also cancel to have an intention the flame 作为一个地球宅男,段子可以说是昔日的唐君明必不可少的休闲方式,简单省钱还很开心,时不时还能够勾起心中的火焰 The looked piece were many, the piece were many, moreover with the growth of strength, the promotion of Spiritual Power, Tang Junming gradually discovered that the previous generation in Earth has looked at all things, bit by bit becomes comes clearly into view unexpectedly, all turned to well up from the memory deep place. 看的段子多了,记的段子就多了,而且随着实力的增长,精神力量的提升,唐君明慢慢地发现前世在地球看过的所有东西,竟然一点一点变得历历在目,全都从记忆深处翻涌了出来。 Considers as finished in carefully the mind the memory piece, only feared already not under several tens of thousands, so many pieces, enough Tang Junming said several months of non- identical style. 仔细算了一下脑海中记忆的段子,只怕已经不下于数万条了,这么多的段子,足够唐君明说上几个月都不重样的。 Saw that the effect of piece is so good, Tang Junming naturally must strike while the iron is hot , to continue. 看到段子的效果这么好,唐君明自然要趁热打铁,继续说下去。 „Master Taihe this poor monk held hands!!( Please feel with four character expressions at this moment!)” “师太和贫僧牵手了！！(请用四个字表达此刻感受！)” „In the gym, somebody asked the trainer a moment ago: If wants to attract the attractive miss, which type of machine I do need to use? The coach returned to one: Outside cash machine......” “刚才在健身房,某人问健身教练:如果想要吸引漂亮姑娘,我需要使用哪种机器？教练回了一句:外边的提款机……” „Do man and woman most fear respectively which day? Male: January 31 female: December 1......” “男人和女人分别最怕哪一天？男:1月31日女:12月1日……” ...... …… Quick, the audience before audience and television fell into happy sea, for a while no one shouts Tang Junming to lose the time again, other nine seeded contestant(s) forgot temporarily the matter of competition, listened to Tang Junming to say the piece with single-hearted devotion. 很快,现场的观众和电视机前的观众都陷入了一片欢乐的海洋,一时再没有人嚷嚷着唐君明耽误时间了,就连其他九位选手都暂时忘记了比赛的事情,专心地听着唐君明说段子。 Hundred television station and media websites also focus the lens on Tang Junming slowly, listening to him to speak the piece eloquently, the most important thing is these piece not redundant, moreover no has appeared in the Blue Star world. 过百家电视台和媒体网站也慢慢地把镜头聚焦在唐君明身上,听着他口若悬河地讲段子,最重要的是这些段子没有一个重复的,而且没有一个在蓝星世界出现过。 At once, the serious proper Xuanyuan Dynasty nation high school Grand Competition rank war, turned into the Tang Junming individual piece meeting. 一时之间,严肃正经的轩辕皇朝全国高中大比排位战,就这么变成了唐君明的个人段子会。 Your influence expands, Common Experience 999.9 billion...... 您的影响力扩大,通用经验9999亿…… Your influence expands, Common Experience 888.8 billion...... 您的影响力扩大,通用经验8888亿…… Your influence expands, Common Experience 777.7 billion...... 您的影响力扩大,通用经验7777亿…… ...... …… During speaking the piece, kept large Common Experience increasing the digit that to raise from the Tang Junming head, moreover was quite stable, synthesizes Common Experience that earned, unexpectedly are more than Common Experience that former Tang Junming carefully planned show(ing) off earned. 讲段子期间,不停地有大额通用经验增加的数字从唐君明脑袋上升起,而且颇为稳定,综合下来赚取的通用经验之多,竟然比之前唐君明精心策划的装逼赚取的通用经验还要多。 Several hours later, Tang Junming actually in speaking the process of piece gained several giga Common Experience, the fans quantity soared, this unexpected harvest made Tang Junming somewhat shake the essence. 十几个小时下来,唐君明竟然在讲段子的过程中获取了数千兆的通用经验,粉丝数量直线飙升,这种意外的收获让唐君明都有些震精了。 Owed he to do everything possible to plan to capture/raid for serveral days, wants to draw support from this national high school Grand Competition finals to obtain enough Common Experience and fans number, finally the beforehand several days of efforts could not have caught up unexpectedly speak the piece at this moment. 亏他这些天想尽办法策划攻略,想要借助这次的全国高中大比决赛获得足够的通用经验和粉丝数,结果之前数天的努力竟然还赶不上此刻讲讲段子。 Really, where piece is very popular. 果然,段子手在哪里都很受欢迎呢。 However Tang Junming can obtain the so astonishing harvest by the piece, on the one hand no doubt is because the finals of national high school Grand Competition watched the population is too astonishing, reached as high as over billions, when Tang Junming lecture piece, this number already over 10 billion. 不过唐君明之所以能够凭借段子获得如此惊人的收获,一方面固然是因为全国高中大比的决赛观看人数太惊人了,足足高达几十亿以上,当唐君明讲完段子的时候,这个数字已经超过百亿了。 On the other hand was piece in Blue Star world just appeared, but also without forming climate, the piece looked like specially new in many people, particularly a Tang Junming lecture of piece was Earth, that was fresher. 另一方面则是蓝星世界的段子手刚刚出现,还没有形成气候,段子在很多人看来特别新鲜,尤其是唐君明讲的段子都是地球的,那就更加新鲜了。 The most important thing is, Tang Junming brought laughing heartily for everyone. 最重要的是,唐君明为所有人带来了欢笑。 Various reasons synthesize, Tang Junming Duan Zicai caused such stir, lets knowing whether to laugh or cry that many people look, has not thought at the national high school Grand Competition finals of Xuanyuan Dynasty also has this matter to happen. 各种原因综合下来,唐君明的段子才造成了这样的轰动,让很多人看的哭笑不得,怎么也没有想到轩辕皇朝的全国高中大比决赛上还有这种事情发生。 Moreover, this piece was to let Tang Junming caused the stir in Bright Convention and Emperor Star Federation, gained the astonishing fans number from these two countries, surpassed the beforehand several days of harvests by far. 不仅如此,这番段子更是让唐君明在璀璨公约和帝星联邦造成了轰动,从这两个国家获取了惊人的粉丝数,远远地超过了之前数天的收获。 „Tang was really humorous, never expected that the Xuanyuan Dynasty high-school student also had such humorous side, I most liked such man.” “唐真是太幽默了,没想到轩辕皇朝的高中生还有这么幽默的一面,我最喜欢这样的男人了。” „It is not good, I fell in love with him, he was my no.1, tomorrow I must go to Xuanyuan Dynasty to look for him.” “不行,我爱上他了,他就是我的no.1,明天我要去轩辕皇朝找他。” „In our country, is powerful like Mr. Tang this type . Moreover the humorous charming high-school student has become extinct.” “在我们国家,像唐先生这种实力强大,而且幽默风趣的高中生已经绝种了。” ...... …… The Emperor Star Federation resident, is the Bright Convention resident, because of the difference of environment and national condition, regarding having the person of sense of humor esteems extremely, the Tang Junming actions catered to their liking without doubt, making Tang Junming also start the large explosion in the popularity of these two countries. 无论是帝星联邦的居民,还是璀璨公约的居民,因为环境和国情的不同,对于有幽默感的人极为推崇,唐君明的所作所为无疑迎合了他们的喜欢,让唐君明在这两个国家的人气也开始大爆炸了。 Saw that today's piece will soon drop the curtain, Tang Junming has the advertisement to say with a smile again: „Later I can renew the piece on Venus occasionally, brings to be happy and happy for everyone, if everyone is interested in my piece, can pay attention to me.” 眼看着今天的段子即将落下帷幕,唐君明笑着再次打广告道:“以后我会不定时在启明星上面更新段子,为大家带来欢乐和开心,若是大家对我的段子感兴趣的话,可以来关注我。” „My Venus account number is Tang Junming, the room number is 88688, is very easy to look, everyone 0.1 waves of attention.” “我的启明星帐号就是唐君明,房间号是88688,很好找的,大家点一波关注吧。” Has the advertisement at the same time, the Tang Junming surroundings have tens of thousands of Shadowless Sword Qi composition advertisement content . Moreover the several languages condense and ensure makes the person clan of the world be able to understand, the babies are an exception. 打广告的同时,唐君明周围有成千上万的无影剑气组成广告内容,而且还是多国语言凝聚而成,保证让全球的人族都能够看懂,小娃娃们除外。 As expected, Tang Junming starts to increase at the terrifying speed in the attention population of Venus, but increases quickly unexpectedly is Bright Convention and Xuanyuan Dynasty resident. 不出所料,唐君明在启明星的关注人数开始以恐怖的速度增加,不过增加最快的竟然是璀璨公约和轩辕皇朝的居民。 The short dozens minutes, had hundred million audience to pay attention to Tang Junming, Common Experience also flew to advance vigorously in the wind. 短短数十分钟,就有过亿的观众关注了唐君明,通用经验也在飙飞猛进。 To close to 18 hours of time, Tang Junming leaps falls on the arena center, said to other nine seeded contestant(s): „Please grant instruction!” 一直到接近十八个小时的时候,唐君明才一跃落在擂台中央,冲着其他九名选手道:“请赐教！” The piece has said that the time was also up, then also this/should installed one wave to compel finally. 段子已经讲完,时间也差不多了,那么接下来也该最后装一波逼了。 This time, Tang Junming must by the most dazzling posture, reach the position of Xuanyuan Dynasty 108 th nation high school Grand Competition foremost person in the field, obtains thing that oneself want. 这一次,唐君明要以最耀眼的姿势,登顶轩辕皇朝第108届全国高中大比状元之位,获得自己想要的东西。
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