After national high school Grand Competition plays in the finals first ten produce, then must conduct was ten strong ranks fought, but the rule that the rank fought and eliminated the rule that fought to be entirely different. 全国高中大比决赛前十席产生以后,接下来要进行的便是十强排位战了,而排位战的规则和淘汰战的规则截然不同。 Eliminating the war is 1 : 1 showdown, on the winner under the defeated, can decide length which one is better immediately, but ten strong ranks fight actually need each seeded contestant(s) with another nine seeded contestant(s) games. 淘汰战是一比一对决,胜者上败者下,立马就可以分出长短高低,可是十强排位战却需要每个选手都和另外九名选手一场。 Achievement many seeded contestant(s), are Xuanyuan Dynasty this nation high school Grand Competition first, then and so on. 获胜场次最多的选手,便是轩辕皇朝这一届全国高中大比的第一名,然后以此类推。 If some people of achievement are the same, whom when according to two people battles the situation to determine in former who. 若是有人获胜场次一样的话,那么根据两人交战时的情况判定谁在前谁在后。 Each ten seeded contestant(s), must conduct nine competitions, Tang Junming is naturally no exception. 每一位十选手,都要进行九场比赛,唐君明自然也不例外。 In addition, ten strong ranks fight do not need to draw lots, everyone must conduct nine competitions in any case, hits, must sign has not mattered. 除此之外,十强排位战并不用抽签,反正每个人都要进行九场比赛,一个一个打过去,要不要签已经无所谓了。 So long as wants, then can mount the stage to compete with, between two competitions are most can be separated for ten hours. 只要愿意,便可以上台比试,两场比赛之间最多可以间隔十个小时。 Listens to the rule, saw when others in hesitate are going on stage, Tang Junming however had stepped onto the arena leisurely, those who play blindman's buff, hands tied, the bunch leg...... to be most important is lying down. 听完规则,看到其他人还在犹豫着什么时候上场,唐君明已经施施然地走上了擂台,蒙眼、束手、束腿……最重要的是躺着。 Many people said that lies down to win is the most comfortable winning law, Tang Junming also wants to enjoy well. 很多人都说躺赢是最舒服的赢法,唐君明也想好好享受一下。 Saw that Tang Junming first went on stage, audience before and television a piece wails immediately. 看到唐君明第一个上场了,现场和电视机前的观众顿时一片哀嚎。 „Faint, must start the commercial message, although the rule has changed, each competition are most cannot over two hours, but Tang Junming then must conduct nine competitions.” “晕,又要开始广告时间了吗,虽然规则已经有所变化,每一场比赛最多不能超过两个小时,可是唐君明接下来足足要进行九场比赛呢。” „According to the Tang Junming consistent urogenous, each competition must certainly drag for two hours, nine words that are 18 hours, means that today's competition enters the commercial message.” “按照唐君明一贯的尿性,每场比赛肯定要拖上两个小时,九场的话那就是十八个小时,也就意味着今天的比赛算是进入广告时间了。” „Tang Junming does not need to rest, the middle he definitely meets the news, when the time comes we can watch other seeded contestant(s) splendid competition, do not that be worried.” “唐君明难道就不用休息吗,中间他肯定会消息的,到时候我们就可以看其他选手精彩的比试了,别那么担心哦。” „In building the country bumpkin, the Tang Junming strength is so strong, even if hits nine continuously to him is still the small gift, therefore do not count on that Tang Junming meets the half time.” “楼上傻帽吗,唐君明的实力那么强,就算是连续打九场对他来说也不过是小意思,所以别指望唐君明会中场休息。” ...... …… The fans between Tang Junming live broadcasts, at this moment also some headaches. 就连唐君明直播间的粉丝们,此刻也有些头疼。 „Can Brother Brother Tang, end the competition today a bit faster, dragging too long is disadvantageous to Brother Brother Tang popularity.” “唐哥哥,今天能不能快点结束比赛呢,拖延的太久对唐哥哥的人气不利呢。” „Right right, many people are scolding Elder Brother Junming, I thought that Elder Brother Junming best only delay for a half hour to be good today, one competition a half hour, nine words also 45 hours.” “对呀对呀,好多人都在骂君明哥哥呢,我觉得君明哥哥今天最好只拖延半个小时就好了,一场比赛半个小时,九场的话也就四五个小时。” „Sir Tang, do not have the advertisement for these days material treasure again, they have not given you advertising expenditure.” “唐大人,不要再为那些天材地宝打广告了,它们又没有给您广告费。” ...... …… Saw that everyone treats him like this, Tang Junming is somewhat helpless: „Everyone really disappointed me, actually I had the advertisement also to consider for everyone, at least after my advertisement, was everyone the discovery has a vivid memory regarding the content of advertisement, learned many different things.” 看到所有人这样对待他,唐君明有些无奈:“大家真的太让我失望了,其实我这么打广告也是为了大家着想,至少经过我的广告以后,大家是不是发现对于广告的内容记忆犹新,学到了很多不一样的东西。” „Breathes out......” “嘘……” The one who responded to Tang Junming was a hiss, obviously everyone did not believe. 回应唐君明的是一片嘘声,显然大家都不信。 „Moreover I do that can also exercise everyone to endure patiently the advertisement the ability, next time will look the movie, watches the soap opera to meet the advertisement the words, everyone will not think that the time was long.” Tang Junming said. “而且我这么做还可以锻炼大家忍耐广告的能力,下次看电影、看电视剧遇到广告的话,大家就不会觉得时间漫长了。”唐君明道。 „Breathes out......” “嘘……” Also is hiss one piece, some big shot in distinguished guest area are breathing out Tang Junming, across Blue Star, at least 3 billion audience is breathing out Tang Junming at this moment together. 又是嘘声一片,就连贵宾区的一些大佬都在嘘唐君明,此时此刻在蓝星各地,至少有三十亿的观众在一起嘘唐君明。 The sadness of some Tang Junming fruits: „Since everyone does not believe that we come -and-a-half hour of advertisements of again!” 唐君明有些蛋蛋的忧伤:“既然大家都不相信的话,那我们就再来一个半小时的广告！” „Breathes out......” “嘘……” In a twinkling, the hiss shakes for nine days, almost threw off entire White Jade Capital, in the White Jade Capital deep place, has the intermittent laughter to resound. 霎时间,嘘声震荡九天,几乎掀翻了整个白玉京,同时在白玉京的深处,有阵阵笑声响起。 „Today we must make what advertisement, considers over and over, I thought that I should have dozen of advertisements for some type of thing in life, making everyone know that the importance of general knowledge, such thing is the clothes......” “今天我们要做什么广告呢,考虑再三,我觉得我应该为生活中的某样东西打打广告,让大家知道常识的重要性,这样东西就是衣服……” „Clothes are each person necessary thing , if not wear the clothes, that was the primitive society, therefore the importance of clothes could be imagined, concerns the face and self-respect of everyone......” “衣服是每个人必备的东西,如果不穿衣服的话,那就是原始社会了,所以衣服的重要性可想而知,关乎每个人的脸面和自尊……” „I just heard some people saying that my these words are the idle talk, I think carefully, he said is very unreasonable, who just that slandered my person is, stands to make me have a look a bit faster, I ensure does not kill you......” “我刚刚听到有人说我这番话都是废话,我仔细想了想,他说的很没道理,刚刚那个污蔑我的人是谁,快点站出来让我看看,我保证不打死你……” ...... …… If the Blue Star world also has west the boast to swim, all audience know what Tang Junming is existed, that is can depend upon opens mouth says definitely forcefully Demons, and Phantoms goes against heaven's will big boss. 如果蓝星世界也有大话西游的话,所有观众就知道唐君明是什么样的存在了,那是能够依靠一张嘴硬生生地说死妖魔鬼怪的逆天大boss。 Although Tang Junming has not been that degree now, is honest already beginning reveal elegant demeanor. 唐君明虽然现在还没有达到那种程度,可是说实话已经初露风采。 Moreover Tang Junming said is not the idle talk, short one hour, his popularity rises suddenly again, the upfront harvest surpassed the negative harvest by far. 而且唐君明说的可不是废话,短短一个多小时,他的人气再度暴涨,正面收获远远地超过了负面收获。 When soon will be close for two hours, Tang Junming stopped finally, everyone relaxes finally, Spiritual. 就在即将接近两个小时的时候,唐君明终于停了下来,所有人终于松了口气,精神了一些。 „Two hours must pass by, the today's first competition must start finally.” “两个小时就要过去了,今天的第一场比赛总算要开始了。” „It is not easy, the rank fights first day to be bombed by Tang Junming, the following time was unendurable.” “不容易呀,排位战第一天就被唐君明轰炸,接下来的时间难熬了。” „I worry now very much he challenges nine seeded contestant(s) continuously, making today's competition turn into the advertisement meeting thoroughly, such words were very fearful, most repugnant advertisement.” “我现在很担心他连续挑战九位选手,让今天的比赛彻底变成广告会,那样的话就很可怕了,最讨厌广告了。” „Pitifully Sir Tang is not piece, perhaps if Sir Tang is piece is listening to also a little meaning.” “可惜唐大人不是段子手,如果唐大人是段子手的话说不定听着还有点儿意思。” ...... …… The words that near the ear transmits unknowingly make Tang Junming at present one bright, thinks not only can delay the time, and can not that loathful great idea. 耳边不经意间传来的话语让唐君明眼前一亮,想到了一个既能拖延时间,又能够不那么惹人讨厌的好主意。 Read and this, Tang Junming overthrew the beforehand plan immediately, looks that the referee in arena edge said: „Referee, I want to challenge their nine seeded contestant(s) simultaneously, doesn't know according to the rule?” 一念及此,唐君明立即将之前的打算推翻,看着擂台边缘的裁判道:“裁判,我想同时挑战他们九位选手,不知道按照规则可以吗？” „Simultaneously challenges nine seeded contestant(s)?” The referees and audience stare, many people are at once excited. “同时挑战九位选手？”裁判和观众们都是一愣,旋即很多人都兴奋了起来。 The referee considered a while, turned the head to look to some distinguished guest area big shot, quick got the affirmative answer: „Simultaneously challenges nine seeded contestant(s) to be able yes, we rank in the rule that fights not to stipulate that cannot do that but if failed, the rank war sets the base is you, did you think?” 裁判考虑了一会儿,转头看向贵宾区一些大佬,很快就得到了肯定的答案:“同时挑战九位选手可以是可以,我们排位战的规则中并没有规定不许这么做,但是如果失败的话,排位战垫底的就是你,你想好了吗？” „Thought, I must challenge nine seeded contestant(s) simultaneously.” Tang Junming nods earnestly: „The topic that before then, I also 16 hours of speech time, I spoke was...... I have a dream.” “想好了,我要同时挑战九位选手。”唐君明认真地点头:“不过在这之前,我还有16个小时的演讲时间,我演讲的题目是……我有一个梦想。” „Since mentioned vainly hoped, we first started to mention from a piece, the name of this piece is called!” “既然说起梦想了,那我们就先从一个段子开始说起,这个段子的名字叫做嘿嘿嘿！” „Formerly the man wants to lose weight, goes to a shop to lose weight, the sales clerk said 500 has 1000 also 2000, the effect looks at the price, which type do you want?” “从前有一个男人想减肥,就去一家店里减肥,前台小姐说有五百的有一千的还有两千的,功效看价钱,你要哪种？” „Male candidate 500 wants to try, the sales clerk said, takes this key, went to the first door, the man takes the key to go to the first door. On the backless stool sits wear three points beautiful women, the beautiful woman said that you pursue me, if you pursue me, I let you ~ that man pursues pursues, finally pursued, then the beautiful woman let him hehehe.” “男人选了五百的想试试,前台小姐说,拿着这个钥匙,去第一扇门,男人拿着钥匙去了第一扇门。板凳上坐着一个穿着三点的美女,美女说你追我,如果你追到我,我就让你嘿嘿嘿~那个男人就追啊追,终于追到了,然后美女就让他嘿嘿嘿了。” „Man goes home to look, really thin five jin (0.5 kg). After several days, he goes to that shop, the shop owner young lady prepares to ask, the man said that do not ask, I am the old customer, then chose 1000, the shop owner young lady gave him a key, making him open the second door.” “男人回到家一看,果然瘦了五斤。过了几天,他又去那家店,店主小姐准备问,男人说,别问了,我是老顾客,接着选了一千的,店主小姐给了他一把钥匙,让他打开第二扇门。” „A beautiful woman sits on the backless stool, this anything has not put on, said that you pursue me, if you catch up with me, I let you. The men have not caught up with the beautiful woman, but they hehehe.” “一个美女坐在板凳上,这次什么都没穿,说你追我,如果你追上我,我就让你嘿嘿嘿。男人没有追上美女,可他们还是嘿嘿嘿了。” „Man goes back to look, thin five jin (0.5 kg). After several days, the man went to that shop, selected 2000, the shop owner gave him a key, making him open the third door.” “男人回去一看,又瘦了五斤。过了几天,男人又去了那家店,点了两千的,店主给了他一把钥匙,让他打开第三扇门。” „In the third door sits a female orangutan, said that I pursue you, if I pursue you, you let me.” “第三扇门里坐着一个母猩猩,说我追你,如果我追到你,你就让我嘿嘿嘿。” ...... …… 【Ps: Although this piece is a little long, but in 2000 characters in the future, will not basically have over 3000 characters, should be the non- cost, everyone do not scold moon to collect the number of words to cheat out of money Ha, moon really wood has.】 【ps:这个段子虽然有点长,但是基本上都在两千字往后,没有超过三千字,应该是不计费的,大家别骂月亮凑字数骗钱哈,月亮真的木有。】