UPOH :: Volume #2

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kacha. 咔嚓一声。 The Flood Great Shaman buttocks following chair was broken. 洪水大巫屁股下面的椅子碎了。 Spatial warping. 空间扭曲了一下。 In Zuo Changlu touches begins space ring, un, stopped work for the day, the backhand loaded into oneself space ring. 左长路摸着手里的空间戒指,嗯,收工一位,反手装进了自己空间戒指里。 Ting'er......” 婷儿啊……” Un?” “嗯?” Just mentioned the giant, making me think, remembered many old friends, for example that big mixed wool of past years......” a Zuo Changlu face recollection shape. “刚刚提到大个子,让我浮想联翩,不禁想起了很多很多的老朋友,比如当年的那个大杂毛……”左长路一脸回忆状。 A Flood Great Shaman face relaxes. 洪水大巫一脸放松。 Daoist Lei in an instant surface like bottom of the pot! 雷道人刹那间面如锅底! Big mixed wool?” Wu Yuting pretends a little to hoodwink , helping one another to lead the topic. “大杂毛?”吴雨婷装作有点蒙,相助引领话题。 That that most likes thundering.” Zuo Changlu explained. “就是最喜欢打雷的那个。”左长路解释。 „...... I knew.” Wu Yuting being suddenly enlighted shape. “哦哦哦……我知道了。”吴雨婷恍然大悟状。 Under the Daoist Lei buttocks that the distant place sits slightly seemed like the hemorrhoids to be steadily same, from top to bottom completely all did not get a grip. 稍远处坐着的雷道人屁股下面好像是长了痔疮一样,浑身上下尽皆不得劲起来。 Especially the father just looked at the internal injury of laughing happily, now was one's turn me? 特么的老子刚刚看戏笑的内伤,现在轮到我了? Ting'er, the same friend, is actually the different temperament.” Zuo Changlu. 婷儿啊,一样的朋友,其实是不一样的脾气。”左长路 „? How this saying said, you specifically did say?” Wu Yuting pursues curiously asks. “哦?这话怎么说,你具体说说?”吴雨婷好奇地追问道。 That big mixed wool be much more mean-spirited than the giant, the giant digs out turns over to dig out, but should the thing cannot little give. If one day, they , the giant can give the gift, the big mixed wool is actually mostly cannot.” “那个大杂毛可是要比大个子小气得多,大个子抠唆归抠唆,但该给的东西不会少给。如果有一天,他们都在,大个子能给礼物,大杂毛却是多半的不会。” Zuo Changlu deeply sighed: Has a bad husband, in the past he and giant fought, I have also rescued his life......” 左长路深深叹气:“遇人不淑啊,当年他和大个子打架,我还救过他的命……” „Have you also rescued his life?” “你还救过他的命?” Wu Yuting shocking shape: Has rescued his life, which that is the big friendship, how can he not give the gift? This too did not have good manners the number, no, this was for major issue of principle of person! Didn't this have the bottom line?” 吴雨婷震惊状:“救过他的命,那是多大的情分哪,那他怎么能不送礼物?这也太不懂礼数了吧,不,这是为人的大是大非啊!这都没有底线了吧?” Oh, his person, a generation mean-spirited parsimonious...... really had no way to say him, then one big age, a needle in his eyes, was the treasure, did not give up......” a Zuo Changlu face had no alternative. “唉,他就这种人,一辈小气吝啬……真没法说他,那么一大把年纪,一根针在他眼里,都是宝贝,都舍不得……”左长路一脸的无可奈何。 The Daoist Lei air/Qi resulted in the whole body to shiver. 雷道人气得浑身都颤抖了。 Really wants to call out one: What is called you to rescue my life?: 真想要暴吼一声:什么叫做你救过我的命?: In the past I and Flood fought a decisive battle, do not beat him real, but how to be in the sorrow of life situation? 当年我和洪水决战,不敌他是真的,但怎么不到有性命之忧的地步吧? Also, you, when our victory and defeat has not divided jumps to mediate a quarrel, what Flood Great Shaman are more is feared that you benefit as the third party in a dispute call a halt...... 再说了,你在我们胜负未分的时候跳出来劝架,洪水大巫更多的是怕你渔翁得利才停手的吧…… May after hitting that your has rescued my life on you of entire world propaganda...... 可从打那之后,你丫的就整个天下宣传的你救过我的命…… Causes three continent to know that now you have rescued my life, but how at that time the real situation was, you special surnamed Zuo hasn't selected to compel the number at heart? 导致现在三个大陆都知道你救过我的命了,但当时真正的情况是咋样的,你特么姓左的心里就没点逼数么? Actually also no wonder.” “其实也难怪。” A Zuo Changlu face understood: Big mixed wool is not easy, it is said in the past he raised his wife......” 左长路一脸理解:“大杂毛也不容易,据说当年他养他老婆……” Spatial warping. 空间扭曲了一下。 Daoist Lei looks ashen, delivers five space ring simply one time. 雷道人面如土色,干脆一次性送出来五枚空间戒指 Let alone! 别说了! Worked as so many people to say...... father's face also to want...... 当着这么多人说出来……老子的脸还要不要了…… Although the young married women died for ten thousand years ; However the reincarnation, was met...... to raise each time in a big way from the little girl by oneself, then gets married? Continues the predestined affinity again...... 虽说那婆娘都死了万年了;但是每次转世,都被自己接回来了……从小女孩养到大,然后成亲?再续前缘…… Died especially after a period of time......, therefore meets...... to continue to raise again, continue...... 特么过段时间又死了……于是再接回来……继续养,继续…… But this matter others do not know the the whole story reason...... 但这事儿别人不知道个中原委因由啊…… Whatever if talks nonsense, the entire matter that this fellow cuts out the unimportant can change greatly? Becoming changes beyond all recognition? Does the law listen?! Did father's reputation also want? 要是任由这个家伙掐头去尾的瞎说,整个事就得大变样?变得面目全非?还有法听吗?!老子的名声还要不要了? The father really really has a bad husband! 老子真真是遇人不淑! Does the Zuo Changlu entire journey maintain composure? In addition received space ring , to continue to sigh: Ting'er, do you still remember our most good friends? Compared with the old friend must a better good friend!” 左长路全程不动声色?外加神不知鬼不觉的收了空间戒指,继续叹息:“婷儿,你还记得我们的最好朋友么?比老朋友还要更好的好朋友!” Sensation oneself mentioned by name Star Picking Thearch immediately a face emaciated look. 感知自己被点名的摘星帝君登时一脸菜色。 The father is not you best friend! The father does not know your couple! 老子不是你们最好的朋友!老子不认识你们两口子! Especially? Now became most good friend. 特么的?现在成最好朋友了。 Saw that the couple must start...... the Star Picking Thearch direct clothing/taking. 眼看两口子又要开始……摘星帝君直接服了。 Good line? Do not say that again...... the father understood many compared with Flood and big thunder! 行了行了?别再说下去了……老子比洪水和大雷懂得多! Also is five rings succeeds in obtaining. 又是五枚戒指到手。 Zuo Changlu whispered: Does not know that other these people, knows what is responded, perhaps one after another is installing the dull bird...... to select the roll-call? I remember many people of black history......” 左长路嘀嘀咕咕:“也不知道其他的那些人,知道了都是啥反应,说不定一个个的都在装呆头鸟……要不要点点名呢?我可是记得好多人的黑历史……” Wu Yuting came the interest immediately: What black history? Said?” 吴雨婷顿时来了兴趣:“什么黑历史?说说呗?” Has delivered several people of gift to laugh: Said? Said? We most had the interest in these......” 已经送了礼物的几个人哈哈大笑:“说说?说说?咱们对这些最有兴趣了……” Other person of one after another look ashen. 其他人一个个面如土色。 Therefore. 于是。 Space distortion one after another. 空间接连的扭曲。 On the Zuo Changlu face smiles more and more enjoyably? Does the mouth keep? The hand non-stop. 左长路脸上笑得越来越舒心?嘴不停?手更不停。 What are the Zuo Xiaoduo two sleeve gold mountain? Compared with his father? He is an arse, is not worth a cent! 左小多的两袖金山算什么?跟他老子一比?他就是个屁,不值一文! space ring with hands full, moreover the matter in space ring, same which is casual is rarely the world treasure! 满把的空间戒指,而且空间戒指里的物事,随便哪一样都是罕世奇珍! Said with the wife the little while words...... these things grew leg same oneself to fly. 就只是和老婆说了会儿话而已……这些东西就长了腿一样自己飞来了。 Crisp! 爽! ...... …… Zuo Changlu is speaking with the wife, but close Zuo Xiaoduo has not actually heard the least bit obstinately ; He sees are the parents whispering in somebody's ear? No matter how what he does concentrate all one's attention on? Throughout is anything cannot hear. 左长路在和妻子说话,而近在咫尺的左小多却愣是没有听到半点;他看到的就只有父母在咬耳朵?任他如何凝神屏气?始终是什么都听不见。 A space intermittent distortion? Does he know? This has space mighty figure, in isolation space. 空间一阵阵的扭曲?他知道?这是有空间大能,在隔绝空间。 Cannot hear words that the parents spoke, should be normal. 听不到父母说的话,应该是正常的。 However? This normalcy, is actually greatest unusual...... 但是?这种正常,却又是莫大的不寻常…… What's all this about? 到底,这是怎么回事呢? Zuo Xiaonian completely mind is the attention on Zuo Xiaoduo and parents, once changes, even if sacrificed oneself, must guarantee that parental Xiaoduo is well! 左小念全部心神都是注意在左小多和父母身上,一旦有变,哪怕是牺牲了自己,也要确保父母小多无恙! So after crossing some little time, Zuo Xiaoduo feels suddenly, seemingly...... these spaces prohibited to vanish...... 如此过了好一会之后,左小多蓦然感觉到,貌似……那些个空间封禁消失了…… At this time, on the stage started. 这时,台上开始了。 Host two, attractive spoke on the stage, blessing or introduction program. 两个主持人,漂漂亮亮的在台上说话,祝福或者介绍节目。 Over time, the one after another program starts to perform. 随着时间慢慢推移,一个个节目开始表演。 But with the performance of program, Zuo Xiaoduo felt...... 而随着节目的上演,左小多感觉…… Well, that pressure that oneself feels bewilderedly although also, but the sense of crisis has vanished to disappear, that bewildered disappearance. 咦,自己莫名其妙感觉到的那种压力虽然还在,但危机感已经消失不见了,就那么莫名其妙的消失了。 Zuo Xiaoduo somewhat is very accidental/surprised ; It is not completely clear, exactly had anything. 左小多很是有些意外;全然不明白,到底发生了什么。 But the father and mother, seemingly are looking on the stage attentively, is watching the program?! 而父亲和母亲,貌似正全神贯注的看着台上,在看节目?! Heart stability of slowly Zuo Xiaoduo, gathers near quietly the Zuo Xiaonian ear, said: Was all right, should be all right, today's matter, really is really quite strange, which is passing strangely!” 左小多的心慢慢的安定下来,悄悄凑到左小念耳朵边上,道:“没事了,应该没事了,今天的事,真真是好奇怪啊,哪哪都透着古怪!” Zuo Xiaonian is also the similar feeling, as if all pressures all dissipated to disappear all of a sudden...... 左小念也是同样的感觉,似乎所有的压力一下子全都消散消失了…… Relaxes, said: Is all right well.” 松了口气,道:“没事就好。” Zuo Xiaoduo put out a hand quietly, held on her hand, said in a low voice: Several days later, the parents walked, do we watch the movie to be good?” 左小多悄悄伸出手,拉住了她的手,低声道:“等过几天,爸妈走了,咱俩去看电影好不好?” Zuo Xiaonian doubt looks at his one eyes: What movie?” 左小念狐疑的看他一眼:“什么电影?” Is very regular movie.” “就是很正规的电影。” Zuo Xiaoduo is delighted: I have arranged the lover passenger compartment, this is each pair of lover this matter of doing.” 左小多眉飞色舞:“我已经定好了情侣包间,这可是每一对情侣都该做的事情。” „......” “……” The Zuo Xiaonian elegant face flying rosy cloud, hmph hmph, hangs the small head saying: And other parents walked said again.” 左小念俏脸飞霞,哼哼一声,垂着小脑袋道:“等爸妈走了再说。” In Zuo Xiaoduo heart fiery, cannot bear say: Also has that not regular movie, don't you look? Can learn the multi- things, we are the rookies, studies normally study also......” 左小多心中火热,忍不住道:“也有那种不正规的电影,你看不?能学好多东西,咱们俩都是菜鸟,学学也正常……” „...... Rolls!” The Zuo Xiaonian bashful neck was red: I paid no attention to you!” “……滚!”左小念羞的脖子都红了:“我不理你了!” Good, doesn't look.” Zuo Xiaoduo quickly recognizes instigated, an eyeball revolution: That, you kiss my.” “好了好了,不看不看。”左小多急忙认怂,眼珠一转:“那,你亲我一下。” I not.” “我不。” „Do I kiss your?” “那我亲你一下?” „......” “……” Zuo Xiaoduo sneak attacks like lightning, sits the seat well satisfied, is a thief looks around generally everywhere, un, no one discovers me. 左小多闪电般偷袭一下,心满意足坐回座位,做贼一般四处张望一下,嗯,没人发现我。 Zuo Xiaonian is blushing, mutters: How hasn't Gu Luoyan come?” 左小念红着脸,喃喃道:“孤落雁怎地没来?” Zuo Xiaoduo is also a little strange. 左小多也是有点奇怪。 Normally this large-scale performance, Gu Luoyan is not the beginning is a next to last act, but this time, this continent well-known star, has not come unexpectedly...... 按说这种大型演出,孤落雁不是开场就是压轴,但这次,她这位大陆知名明星,居然没有来…… Indeed is somewhat strange. 的确是有些奇怪。 In a space domain. 在一个空间领域里。 It seems like or sits 23 people on four table outside, at this moment has sat by the same big table. 在外面看上去还是坐在四张桌子上的二十三个人,此刻已经坐在了同一张大桌子两侧。 On the side of Shaman Alliance, Star Soul, Dao Alliance while. 巫盟一边,星魂一边,道盟一边。 Outside din of gongs and drums applause such as the thunder music curls, here silence. 外面锣鼓喧天掌声如雷音乐袅袅,这里一片寂静。 The distinct people also sit on outside respective chair, but has actually sat neat and tidy here. 分明众人还都在外面的各自的椅子上坐着,但却已经在这里坐得整整齐齐 Flood Great Shaman sits in the sliver table left side, like a mountain, stands and waits for a long time there, filled vigorously feeling that but cannot be shaken. 洪水大巫坐在长条桌的左面,如同一座山,伫立在那里,充满了雄浑而不可撼动的感觉。 Opposite of him, steadily, the side that Zuo Changlu sits, is equipped with a slightly small 1st chair in addition, Wu Yuting is sitting at the above leisure manicure. 在他对面,左长路坐的稳稳的,身边,另设有一个略小一号的椅子,吴雨婷正坐在上面慢条斯理的修指甲。 Another side, is You Xingchen, seems like sits abreast in row, but Zuo Changlu obviously sat in most, was the so-called C positions. 另一边,是游星辰,看起来是并排而坐,但左长路明显坐在了最中间,也就是所谓的C位。 Left and Right Heavenly Kings sits side Wu Yuting, sits by You Xingchen. 左右天王一个坐在吴雨婷身边,一个坐在游星辰旁边。 Dao Alliance Daoist Lei sits in the wide surface, to entrance, middle position. 道盟雷道人坐在宽面,对着门口,正中间的位置。 Other six sit in his about respectively. 其他六道分别坐在他的左右。 But their opposite, is Shaman Alliance ten Great Shaman. 而他们的对面,则是巫盟的十位大巫 Now, besides having several several, others, including Flood Great Shaman and Daoist Lei, one are one, is smelly a face. 现在,除了有数几位之外,其他人,包括洪水大巫雷道人在内,有一个算一个,全都臭着一张脸。 After all, arrived here buttocks not to hold on to your hat, was extorted. 毕竟,来到这里屁股还没坐稳,就被勒索了。 Changing into anyone will not be happy. 换成谁都不会太开心。 Zuo Changlu smiles, takes the lead to open the mouth, said: First, introduced officially to everyone. Outside, is my son, my daughter, is my son's my daughter-in-law, is my daughter and son-in-law.” 左长路笑了笑,率先开口,道:“首先,给各位正式介绍一下。外面的,就是我的儿子,我的女儿,也是我的儿子我的儿媳妇,更是我的女儿和女婿。” Later puts in an appearance, remembers the Duoduo/many attendance, kisses/intimate much near.” “各位以后照面,记得多多照顾,多亲多近。” The Zuo Changlu smile may bow. 左长路笑容可鞠。 Hehe...... the expensive/noble circle is really chaotic.” What speech is Golden Scale Great Shaman. “呵呵……贵圈真乱。”说话的是金鳞大巫 Golden Scale Great Shaman felt that oneself is very suffering, is very unhappy. 金鳞大巫感觉自己很委屈,很不开心。 Relates with father what? 跟老子啥关系? Why do I also want to give the gift? 凭啥我也要送礼物了? Didn't your surnamed Zuo grabbing father vulnerable point, have? 姓左的抓着老子小辫子,没完了是吧? Must depend the ambush with melting the day especially hydrates father's armor Golden Scale, then made my streaking matter you as for propose a time each time? 特么得仗着埋伏用化天水化掉了老子的盔甲金鳞,然后让我裸奔了一次的事情你至于每次都提一提? Chaotic?” Zuo Changlu hehe smiles: Golden Scale Great Shaman, previous time in the mountain of flame......” “乱么?”左长路呵呵一笑:“金鳞大巫,上一次在火焰之山……” Really is a perfect match, good combination.” Golden Scale Great Shaman complexion one black: I and others, only then congratulated, envied.” “真是郎才女貌,天作之合。”金鳞大巫脸色一黑:“我等只有祝贺,羡慕的很。” Ice Dark Great Shaman is curling upwards one leg on the other, this little while no one manages him, immediately came the spirit, is crooked the mouth saying: Haha, but also thinks that somebody can taunt, finally instigates such quick...... with boss...... was also clutched the vulnerable point? Looks at your to instigate the type, with a posture that boss instigates......” 冰冥大巫翘着二郎腿,这会儿没人管他,顿时来了精神,歪着嘴道:“哈哈,还以为某人能嘲讽一番,结果怂的这么快……跟老大似的……也被揪小辫子了?瞧你这怂样,跟老大怂的一个姿势……” Raging Fire pounds on the table. 烈火一头砸在桌子上。 Can you taunt each time do not take boss? 你能每次嘲讽都不要带上老大吗? You want dead, we did not have exactly enough! 你想死,我们还没活够呢!
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