Including nearby Zuo Xiaonian, is big being startled. 包括旁边的左小念,更是大大的吃了一惊。 Because she is this species existence, at home facing parents tender gruff free of evil intention, obeys facing the lover charmingly, so long as went out, is chilly noble, coldness, can freeze the deceased person! In outside, whatever matter, will not make her complexion look move, do not say that opens the mouth to laugh. 因为她本身就是这种属性的存在,在家面对父母娇憨无邪,面对爱人娇羞顺从,但是只要出去了,就是清冷高贵,身上的寒冷,能够冻得死人！在外面,无论怎样的事情,都不会让她的脸色眼神动一动,更不要说开口大笑。 Therefore...... how, regardless to say, at present this „Iceman” really does not seem like the person who can send this laughter! 所以……无论怎么说,眼前这个“冰人”实在也不像是能发出来这种笑声的人啊！ Under Zuo Xiaonian heart from wondering. 左小念心下正自纳闷。 Actually sees this clothes whiter than snow should the indifferent eccentric brutal silent person revolutions to turn head suddenly, said to Zuo Changlu: „Well, have I seen you probably? Should I know you? Are we acquaintances?” 却见这位白衣胜雪本应该冷漠孤僻无情沉默的人突然转回头,对左长路说道:“咦,我好像见过你？我应该认识你吧？咱们是熟人？” Zuo Xiaoduo and under Zuo Xiaonian hearing this, the whole person, the entire vice- body tightened instantaneously. 左小多与左小念闻言之下,整个人,整副身体瞬间绷紧了。 Acquaintances! 熟人！ Father's acquaintance, no doubt can be the friend, but can also be...... the personal enemy. 老爸的熟人,固然可以是朋友,还可以是……仇人。 Perhaps caused the parents injured chief criminal initially! 也许就是当初导致老爸老妈受伤的罪魁祸首呢！ In comparison, Zuo Xiaoduo two people favor toward the personal enemy that side go to the association, after all is the words of friend acquaintance, will not say anything ‚I have seen you probably’ such bullshit! 两相比较,左小多两人更倾向往仇人那边去联想,毕竟是朋友熟人的话,怎么也不会说什么‘我好像见过你’这样的屁话！ It is almost certain, this white clothing person, is father's personal enemy! 几乎可以肯定,这个白衣人,是老爸的仇人！ The Zuo Changlu look is dignified, said lightly: „Yes?” 左长路神色泰然不动,淡淡道:“是么？” The white clothing person hehe smiles, unexpectedly is winking: „I affirmed that I have seen you!” 白衣人呵呵一笑,居然在挤眉弄眼:“我肯定我见过你！” Wu Yuting smiles: „Since is the acquaintance, then finished up after a while, remembers that my family has the plain meal ; About my family under and others must hold the family banquet, please do the acquaintance to eat meal, this first post, was your, did you have what family member friends and relatives old friends, together, the person was might as well livelier.” 吴雨婷笑了笑:“既然是熟人,那么等会儿完事后,记得来我家吃顿便饭;左右我家等下要办家宴,请一干熟人吃饭,这第一份帖子,就是你的了,你有没有什么家人亲戚朋友故旧,不妨一道,人多热闹些。” The complexion of white clothing person all of a sudden changed, the smile freeze on the face, becomes pallid pallid. 白衣人的脸色一下子变了,笑容冻结在脸上,变得煞白煞白。 „Puff......” “噗噗……” Side, some people do not know that was who smiled one, does not know that smiled anything. 旁边,有人也不知道是谁笑了一声,也不知道笑得什么。 Zuo Xiaoduo discovered suddenly, encircled one table of 11 people of? Other ten people, unintentional isolated that white clothing person, seemed saying? We do not know this goods. 左小多蓦然发现,原本围成一桌的十一人?其他十个人,有意无意的将那白衣人孤立了起来,仿佛在说?我们不认识这货。 Aren't we family member friends and relatives old friends of this goods? Do not misunderstand? Do not associate blindly! 我们不是这货的家人亲戚朋友故旧?千万不要误会?不要瞎联想啊！ The white clothing person long time said silent awkwardly: „That many are inappropriate...... actually I am such affirmation, should be my admitting mistakes person, our so many people? It is not very convenient......” 白衣人沉默半晌才尴尬道:“那多不合适啊……其实我也不是那么的肯定,应该是我认错人了,我们这么多人?不是很方便……” „Is all right? All come.” “没事没事?全都来吧。” Wu Yuting said with a smile warmly: „Duoduo/many benefits good, the person are many enough is lively enough, is not such truth!” 吴雨婷热情笑道:“多多益善,人够多才够热闹,不就是这么个道理么！” This white clothing person hesitant? Said: „Said right? Are the people many enough are lively? Many people of some are the good thing......” 这白衣人犹豫了一下?道:“说得对?人够多才热闹?还有好多人身上有的是好东西……” Hasn't he said? Then was caught fire the same fellow to hold in the arms the neck to twist by hair directly: „Come? I and you discussed a matter.” 他还没说完?便即被身边一个头发着火一样的家伙直接搂住脖子拧了回去:“来?我和你商量点事。” This flash? Zuo Xiaoduo only felt that the space twisted, with saw that the appearance of white clothing person as if changed. 这一瞬间?左小多只感觉空间生生的扭曲了一下,跟着就看到白衣人的样子似乎变了些。 The plain neat clothes...... unexpectedly the somewhat wrinkled feeling...... the hair also somewhat was chaotic, looks at such only, one type just by ten guys ** a subtle feeling...... 原本素净整洁的衣服……居然有些皱皱巴巴的感觉……头发也有些乱,单看那样子,有一种刚刚被十条大汉**了一顿的微妙感觉…… Looks at its appearance of sitting respectfully, probably misconception? And no difference. 只是看其正襟危坐的模样,又好像是错觉?并无什么异样。 At this time? Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting spoke: „Yeah? Originally was the admitting mistakes person? Really was really regrettable.” 这时?左长路与吴雨婷说话了:“哎?原来是认错人了么？真真是太遗憾了。” Wu Yuting quite coordinates: „There regret? What to regret?” 吴雨婷相当配合:“那里遗憾?遗憾什么？” „Today is great day, such auditorium, big did such conference site...... remind me of? We before these friends, these or fought shoulder to shoulder, or friends of life and death intersection.” “今天是一个大日子,这样的大礼堂,还有这么大的会场……让我就想起了?咱们之前那些朋友,那些或者并肩战斗,或者生死相交的朋友们。” A Zuo Changlu face sobbed: „Life such as dream, does not know, they now where......” 左长路一脸唏嘘:“人生如梦啊,也不知道,他们现在都在哪里……” „Yes, I also think them very much.” “是啊,我也很想他们啊。” Wu Yuting is also sobbing: „Said that is really the feeling...... the white clouds dark green dog, the human affairs is ever-changing.” 吴雨婷也在唏嘘:“说起来真是感慨……白云苍狗,世事变幻无常啊。” Nearby three tables, in some people of surfaces, although maintains composure, but body silently is somewhat stiff. 旁边三桌,有人表面上虽然不动声色,但已经默默的身体有些僵硬了。 I force to go, did this start?! 我勒个去,这就开始了？！ „Had a person to say with great difficulty is the acquaintance, said with certainty that said that has seen me, then in an instant does not acknowledge mistakes, you said where on this reasoned things out?! Should say that in nowadays like this happy time, if our old friends, they here, should good.” “好容易有个人说是熟人,言之凿凿的说见过我,然后转眼就不认账了,你说这上哪说理去？！该说不说的,在现如今这样子的美好时刻,如果我们那些老朋友,他们都在这里,该有多好啊。” Zuo Changlu sigh is sighing: „Friend should in be together lively.” 左长路嗟叹着:“朋友就应该在一起才热闹啊。” „Yes, if they here, too were wonderful.” Wu Yuting sighed. “是啊,如果他们都在这里,就真的太美妙了。”吴雨婷叹了口气。 Zuo Changlu tone even more disconsolate say/way: „If these friends, know that we had pair of children, the son also the Hidden Dragon outstanding student, the big talent, the first place second to none was, does not know that they must have happily how......” 左长路语气愈发惆怅的道:“如果这些朋友在,知道我们有了一双儿女,儿子还成了潜龙的高材生,大天才,首屈一指的头名之属,也不知道他们得有多么的高兴啊……” Wu Yuting said: „That is the affirmation, everyone so many year of friends, most are kiss thick, so many years do not see, are much more intimate. Saw our children, perhaps must to a Xiaoduo Nian'er gift on first meeting, be should have the number ; Such we were too embarrassed......” 吴雨婷道:“那是肯定的,大家这么多年朋友,最是亲厚,这么多年不见,亲热得不得了。见到了咱们儿女,说不定还要给小多念儿一点见面礼,乃是应有之数;只是那样我们就太不好意思了……” Zuo Changlu said: „Yeah, the word of woman. The brothers see our son daughters, does not know that urges to go faster the gift on first meeting happily, where compares favorably with happily their awfully.” 左长路道:“哎,妇人之言。兄弟们见到咱们的儿子女儿,不知道多高兴呢,去去见面礼,哪里比得上他们心里那要命的高兴。” „You said right.” “你说得对啊。” Zuo Changlu is sighing: „Our sons such outstanding, who saw liked, thinks that the mood of my meeting such good, perhaps can also make Xiaoduo recognize adoptive father anything.” 左长路叹息着:“咱们儿子这么的优秀,谁见了都喜欢啊,想我这会的心情这么的好,没准还能让小多认个干爹什么的。” „Usually in did not say that today is so happy, I must comply.” “平日里就不说了,今天这么开心,我必须得答应啊。” Wu Yuting eye one bright: „I remember that giant, is good. That high giant.” 吴雨婷眼睛一亮:“我可是记得,那个大个子,就挺好。那个高高的大个子。” „The giant is not good!” “那大个子可不行！” Zuo Changlu shook the head again and again, stared oneself wife one eyes: „How do you think? How to think of the giant? Others each is better than him?” 左长路连连摇头,瞪了自己媳妇一眼:“你咋想的？怎么会想到大个子呢？别人每一个都比他强好吧？” Wu Yuting is shocked: „Giant how?” 吴雨婷愣住:“大个子怎么了？” The front giant body was completely stiff. 前面的大个子身体完全僵硬了。 The Zuo Changlu whole face forced smile, long time explained: „Behind I did not want to speak the person idle talk, but that giant is really digs out to ; Let alone Xiaoduo, even if his real adopted son sits here, he must not lift a finger to help!” 左长路满脸苦笑,半晌才解释:“我本来是不愿意背后说人闲话的,但那个大个子真是个抠必;别说小多了,就算是他真的干儿子就坐在这里,他也是要一毛不拔的！” Wu Yuting is surprised: „Can't?” 吴雨婷惊讶:“不能吧？” „This I really am not blow to you, you do not know that giant bad temperament of...... digs out the buttocks also to suck the finger...... otherwise, can the single so many years unable to find the wife? Dug out!” “这我真不是对你吹,你是不知道那个大个子恶劣的脾气……抠屁股还要吮手指……要不然,能单身这么多年找不到媳妇？抠的啊！” Wu Yuting is shocked again: „Really? You said, I have not really looked, looks at the giant heavy features, but also thinks that will not be that miser.” 吴雨婷再次愣住:“真的？要不是你说,我可是真的没看出来,看大个子浓眉大眼的,还以为不会是那种吝啬鬼呢。” „You, how do not know the person is not possible the facial expression.” “你啊,怎么就不知道人不可貌相呢。” The Zuo Changlu lesson said: „This is the ancestor has said the axiom.” 左长路教训道:“这可是老祖宗说过的至理名言。” „Un, you said right, truly is the person not facial expression.” Wu Yuting sighed: „I also think that giant...... yeah, was I misread the person.” “嗯,你说得对,确实是人不可貌相。”吴雨婷叹息道:“我还以为大个子……哎,是我看错了人了。” „On the vigor that giant that is not concerned about face, others helped him, frequently does not put an arse. The adopted son will not care!” Zuo Changlu hehe is smiling, educates the oneself wife. “就那个大个子那个不要脸的劲儿,别人帮了他的忙,经常连个屁都不放的。干儿子更加不会放在心上！”左长路呵呵笑着,教育自己媳妇。 „Originally he unexpectedly is this person!” A Wu Yuting face is suddenly enlighted. “原来他竟然是这种人！”吴雨婷一脸恍然大悟。 „Hehe......” “嘿嘿嘎……” That person that the white clothing ice-cold person supposes sends out a donkey to call suddenly, extremely anxious opening mouth as if must speak. 白衣冰冷人设的那人突然又发出一声驴叫,急不可待的张开嘴似乎要说话。 Then the space twisted indistinctly. 然后空间又隐隐约约扭曲了一下。 Flood Great Shaman clenches jaws continues to turn away from Zuo Changlu. 洪水大巫咬牙切齿的继续背对着左长路。 Has had long known that this should not come. 早就知道这一趟不应该来。 Especially your couple engaged in the crosstalk behind father, but also really really holds to tease the good, perfect partner! 特么的你们两口子在老子背后说相声,还真真是捧逗俱佳,完美拍档！ More said shortly is coarser, a Flood Great Shaman face has surpassed the pot bottom ash, finally cannot bear, twists the space, space ring delivered to Zuo Changlu. 眼看着越说越难听,洪水大巫一张脸已经赛过锅底灰了,终于忍不住,扭曲空间,一枚空间戒指送到了左长路手里。 The father acknowledges that the punishment is deserved! The father recognizes butchers! 老子认栽！老子认宰！ Right now, was always OK? 这下子,总可以了吧？ Satisfaction?! 满意了吧？！ This is to adopted son's gift on first meeting! Ok? 这是给干儿子的见面礼！行了吧？ However...... Flood Great Shaman your sincerely wants to be many, naturally is also not. 但是……洪水大巫您真心的想多了,当然是还不可以的。 „Ting'er ; You said that if giant here, if knows that we not only have a son, a daughter...... he must be happy!” A Zuo Changlu face fondly remembers. “婷儿啊;你说,如果大个子在这里,要是知道咱俩不仅有个儿子,还有个女儿……他得多高兴啊！”左长路一脸怀念。 The body of Flood Great Shaman was stiff. 洪水大巫的身体僵硬了。 The meaning of this saying to be, I only gave your son to be insufficient, but can also give your daughter?! 这话的意思是,我只给了你儿子还不够,还要给你女儿？！ Wu Yuting said: „Giant, although digs out, but the manner is good, likes regarding the doll especially ; What a pity he not in ; Otherwise, my taking responsibility makes Nian'er also do obeisance him to become an adoptive father, making his children complete in both.” 吴雨婷道:“大个子虽然抠搜点,但为人还是不错的,对于女娃儿尤其喜欢;可惜他不在;要不然,我就做主让念儿也拜他当个干爹,让他儿女双全。” Zuo Changlu is angrily disgruntled, said: „Your this saying may speak incorrectly, the Xiaoduo adoptive father, has been the Xiaonian adoptive father, adopted son adopted daughter...... should treat impartially, said again he is not, in perhaps the words, with his stingy temperament, dig out only give the adopted son who searches for not to give adopted daughter......” 左长路怫然不悦,道:“你这话可说错了,小多的干爹,早就是小念的干爹了,干儿子干女儿……本就应该一视同仁嘛,再说他也不在,在的话,以他的抠门脾气,恐怕也只是抠搜搜的只给干儿子不给干女儿的……” „Un, you said right, watching the matter is you looks thoroughly, this I candidly admit defeat.” “嗯,你说得对,看事还是你看得更加透彻,这点我甘拜下风。” Flood Great Shaman twists the space to fling a ring again, a face has become the black coal, must be blacker than the pot bottom ash! 洪水大巫再度扭曲空间甩出一个戒指,一张脸已经成了黑炭,比锅底灰还要更黑了！ The father did not have! 老子没了啊！ Do not say again! 不要再说了！ „Wife, you said that if the giant here......” Zuo Changlu were really verbose, said generally like the old lady did not have. “媳妇,你说,如果大个子真在这里的话……”左长路絮絮叨叨,如同老太婆一般说起来没完了。 Flood Great Shaman has placed in spiritual thought space ring, gripped Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer! 洪水大巫将神念已经放在空间戒指里,握住了千魂梦魇锤！ You had to plant continue! 你有种就继续说！ Do not go too far! 你不要太过分！ The father has delivered two! 老子已经送出去了两份了！ The father was ready for any sacrifice again, a hammer breaks you! 再哔哔老子就豁出去了,一锤砸碎你！ You said that father does dare not to dare?! 你道老子敢是不敢？！ „You said him, if knows, Xiaoduo has the wife, the giant he can be happy?” Zuo Changlu said. “你说他要是知道,小多已经有媳妇了,大个子他得多高兴啊？”左长路道。 Flood Great Shaman stares. 洪水大巫一愣。 Did the adopted son look for the wife? 干儿子找媳妇了？ This...... this seemingly cannot save! 这……这貌似不能省下啊！ This must give! 这个必须得给！ Therefore the space twisted. 于是空间又扭曲了一下。 „Your how light said Xiaoduo, Xiaonian did not find the husband's family's home......” Wu Yuting to roll the eyes saying: „You, just like the giant, regard men as superior to women.” “你咋光说小多呢,小念不也找到婆家了么……”吴雨婷翻白眼道:“你呀,跟大个子一样,就是重男轻女。” The space twisted. 空间又扭曲了一下。 Flood Great Shaman asthma like cow! 洪水大巫气喘如牛！ Four! Sufficed! 四份了！够了啊！ Added a moment ago I most liked the doll, now I regard men as superior to women...... 刚才还说我最喜欢女娃,现在我又重男轻女了…… „If the giant here, knows that Xiaoduo and Xiaonian became the betrothed pair he to how happy...... this be most typical double relationships, giant as adoptive father, but when the father-in-law became the father-in-law......” “要是大个子在这里,知道小多和小念成了未婚夫妻他得多么高兴……这可是最典型的亲上加亲啊,大个子作为干爹,可是又当公公又当老丈人……” A Zuo Changlu face smile: „If Xiaoduo did obeisance the giant to be the adoptive father, the giant may really moisten to be big up. Occupied entire big generation all of a sudden. How you said the giant such good luck......” 左长路一脸笑容:“如果小多拜了大个子做干爹,大个子可真是沾大光了。一下子占全了大辈啊。你说大个子怎么这么好运气……” ............ ………… 【 Today three, tired. Goes out several days unable to restore for time ; Several are not concerned about face draws me to play two signs, did not make me win tens of thousands to put me to walk, irritates me...... 【今天就三更了,累得要死。出门一次好几天恢复不过来;几个不要脸的拉着我打两宿牌,非让我赢了好几万才放我走,气死我了…… Asked the sound monthly ticket and recommendation ticket. 】 咳,求声月票和推荐票吧。】