Zuo Xiaoduo almost must smile to pull out. 左小多差点就要笑抽了。 This they are really fun, what situation did the present is, how also develop the large-scale acrobatic fighting? 这俩人实在是太可乐,现在是什么场合,怎么还演起全武行了呢？ Instinct cheered: „Come on! Come on!” 不由本能的喝彩道:“加油！加油！” , Blew a whistling unexpectedly. 哧溜一声,居然吹了一声口哨。 „cough cough!” “咳咳！” Grandma Shi coughs. 石奶奶咳嗽一声。 Actually Li Chenglong and Xiang Bing also awakened instantaneously, the fist has not pounded ; Prompt receiving lived. 其实李成龙和项冰也都是瞬间就醒悟了,拳头都没砸下去;及时的收住了。 Xiang Bing instant awakens, awkward getting up, the buttocks lift from the Li Chenglong waist, puts out a hand to draw quickly Li Chenglong, lowers the head saying: „A moment ago, possibly, drank...... my...... cough cough coughed...... I usually in not such...... cough cough to cough......” 项冰瞬时醒悟,尴尬的起来,屁股从李成龙腰上抬起来,一伸手急忙将李成龙拉起来,低着头道:“刚才,可能,喝多了……我这个……咳咳咳……我平日里不这样的……咳咳咳……” The neck that even said was red, even more likes a cat on hot bricks. 说的连脖子都红了,愈发局促不安起来。 Was awkward! 尴尬死了！ Was in front of parents-in-law not to bear unexpectedly...... really is really disgraced. 当着公公婆婆的面居然没忍住……真真是丢死人了。 Xiang Bing felt, the hand of oneself did not have the place to put, if currently the ground has a pit, oneself worms one's way into absolutely. 项冰感觉,自己的手都没处放了,如果现在地上有个坑,自己绝对就钻了进去。 „Ha haha......” “哈哈哈……” The Li Chenglong mother stood, holds on the hand of Xiang Bing to draw to oneself side, the smiled eye looks to disappear: „Unmarried girl, should not be shy, this, in the past, I and your uncle the engagement at that time, was just more intense than you, haha...... sits quickly.” 李成龙的妈妈站了起来,拉住项冰的手拉到自己身边,笑的眼睛都看不见了:“闺女,别害羞,都这样,当年啊,我和你叔叔刚定亲那时候,比你们还激烈,哈哈……快坐。” Mother Li embraced Xiang Bing simply in the oneself bosom, moved the chair was near. 李妈妈干脆将项冰揽在了自己怀里,将椅子也挪的近了。 „Chenglong/become a dragon from small mischievous stubborn, a say/way runs up to black, hit the south wall not to turn head, I really hope you provided lodging...... Mother Li to say with a smile him”. “成龙从小调皮倔强,一条道跑到黑,撞了南墙也不回头,我是真盼望你把他管住呢……”李妈妈笑道。 „Yes, Aunt, I...... I am sometimes the temperament a little am hot tempered, most times good......” “是,阿姨,我……我就是有时候脾气有点暴躁,多数时候还是好的……” Xiang Bing embarrassed lowering the head answered, more explained that more did not have the energy: „cough cough...... my I...... am also girl from a good family...... cough cough......” 项冰不好意思的低头解释道,却越解释越没底气:“咳咳……我我……也是大家闺秀……咳咳……” „Squeak ~ ~ ~” a Zuo Xiaoduo whistling. “吱~~~”左小多一声口哨。 Causes Xiang Bing and Li Chenglong also glowers! This bastard, undermined at this time unexpectedly! 引起项冰与李成龙同时怒目而视！这混蛋,居然在这个时候拆台！ „Is all right.” “没事没事。” Zuo Xiaoduo hee hee said with a smile: „Aunt you do not know, your son in school, but is known as Steel Cult Lord, hits the female schoolmate's chest specially, one dozen of collapses, one dozen of collapses, your here wife, had been hit by him collapsed many times, aiyaya that called one horrible to look at......” 左小多嘻嘻笑道:“阿姨您可是不知道,您儿子在学校,可是号称钢铁教主,专打女同学的胸,一打一个塌陷,一打一个塌陷,您这儿媳妇,已经被他打得塌了好多次,哎呀呀那叫一个惨不忍睹……” „Was this fist also he received a moment ago? Otherwise? Getting down is a collapse......” “刚才这一拳也就是他收住了?否则?下去就是一个塌陷……” Xiang Bing is angry saying: „You collapsed many times! You cave in!” 项冰大怒道:“你才塌了好多次！你才塌陷！” The audience however flicker, at once laughs loudly. 全场愣然一瞬,旋即爆笑轰然。 Does Mother Li naturally know the oneself son's brilliance deeds? After all Steel Cult Lord name? In online has been rising, popular? What end is name shakes the whole world, famous! 李妈妈自然是知道自己儿子的光辉事迹的?毕竟钢铁教主的名字?在网上早已经是如日中天,脍炙人口?端的是名震天下,名传遐迩！ „Later cannot hit the woman casually!” “以后可不能随随便便打女人！” Mother Li teaches Li Chenglong saying: „Particularly Little Bing? Can't hit? Knows? The couple lives, where has fights daily? Your this child, does not make one be free from worry!” 李妈妈教训李成龙道:“尤其是小冰?更不能打?知道吗？两口子过日子,哪有天天打架的？你这孩子,就是不让人省心！” Li Chenglong is drooping the head, complies repeatedly. 李成龙耷拉着脑袋,连声答应。 Did the heart say? Don't you permit me to hit him? Then later definitely was I takes a beating...... this to suffer a loss daily. 心道?您不准我打他?那么以后肯定就是我天天挨揍……这太吃亏了。 However you in the front, I did not hit you unable to see, when you walked, I punched her again! 不过您不在面前,我打了您也看不见,等您们走了,我再揍她！ Two family members happy had food. 两家人和和美美的吃了一顿饭。 Among, Zuo Changlu cell phone like insane? Dingding, Dingding? Dingding...... has the news unceasingly. 中间,左长路的手机就像疯了一样?丁丁,丁丁?丁丁……不断地有消息。 Mother Li is very curious: „Big Brother Zuo is really busy.” 李妈妈挺好奇:“左大哥真忙。” Zuo Changlu hehe smiles: „Is the minor matters, does not need to manage him.” 左长路呵呵一笑:“都是小事,不用理他。” Did the Zuo Xiaoduo squint look secretly? The telephone takes by Wu Yuting. Only looks at the arrival information with enough time several names. 左小多偷偷斜眼看了看?电话已经被吴雨婷拿起来。只来得及看到来信息的几个名字。 „Young tiger and are fish seed, greatly stupid, giant? Big mixed wool......” “虎仔、鱼籽,大笨、大个子?大杂毛……” Zuo Xiaoduo nearly spurted. 左小多险些喷了。 Father's these friends? What names is this? Might as well my Little Unnecessary is of pleasant to hear! 老爸的这些朋友?这都是些什么名字?还不如我的小多余好听呢！ „Mother you must well, how information so many, the name also such perhaps the accent, was the father raises mistress outside......” “妈您可得好好查查,信息怎地这么多,名目还那么的不着调,没准是老爸在外面养小三了……” Zuo Xiaoduo instigates: „Mother, the mid-life crisis you must pay attention. I discovered that recent father some dishonest...... you look at these names, is not normal, intentionally perhaps is the name of what female friend changes......” 左小多怂恿:“妈,中年危机你要注意。我发现最近爸爸有些不老实……您看这些名字,就不正常,说不定就是什么红颜知己的名字故意改的……” „Does your even/including your father mother also want to instigate?” “你连你爸妈也想挑拨？” Wu Yuting twisted the Zuo Xiaoduo ear to transfer directly: „These names are I establish!” 吴雨婷直接拧住了左小多耳朵转了一圈:“这些名字都是我设置的！” Zuo Xiaoduo shouted in the pain begging for mercy sound, Wu Yuting serious said to Zuo Xiaonian: „Nian'er, later you may probably look to tighten this naughty monkey, your father look at this boy appearance today, the good luck is very prosperous...... you , if not favor, perhaps this boy can many several concubines......” 左小多呼痛求饶声里,吴雨婷严肃的对左小念道:“念儿啊,以后你可要看紧这个皮猴子,你爸爸今天看这小子面相,桃花运很旺啊……你要是不看好,这小子说不定就能多几个小老婆……” A Zuo Xiaoduo face compels ignorant. 左小多一脸懵逼。 Mother, this is my lines! You took part in a play...... 妈,这是我的台词！您串戏了啊…… Zuo Xiaonian accepts as true, nods again and again: „Parents felt relieved, I certainly look at him stubbornly, does not make him have the opportunity in more perimeter/thunder pool!” 左小念信以为真,连连点头:“爸妈放心,我一定看得他死死的,决不让他有越雷池的机会！” Saying, the beautiful eye stared Zuo Xiaoduo one ruthlessly, the heart said, his good luck was very prosperous? I knew early! 说着,美目狠狠的瞪了左小多一眼,心道,他桃花运很旺？我早知道了！ This Little Doggyda, should look for a string to tie up! 这个小狗哒,就应该找根绳子拴住！ Concubine? Thought insanely your heart! 小老婆？想疯了你的心！ Zuo Xiaoduo is plaintive. 左小多哀怨至极。 Instigating the parents is inadequate, instead was instigated by the parents, this is really retribution is uncomfortable, causal circle...... 挑拨爸妈不成,反而被爸妈挑拨了,这还真是果报不爽,因果循环…… Evening's happy hour, suddenly on the past. 一晚上的快乐时间,眨眼就过去了。 In the morning, as scheduled arrives. 清晨,如期到来。 cultivation in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower one week of Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, healthy and vigorous going out Emptiness Extinguishing Tower. 在灭空塔里修炼了一个星期的左小多与左小念,精神奕奕的走出灭空塔。 Was seeing that Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting have tidied up appropriately, prepares set off. 正看到左长路和吴雨婷已经收拾妥当,准备出发。 Saw that two people drill from Emptiness Extinguishing Tower, performing is a face is meaningful. 看到两人从灭空塔里钻出来,尽都是一脸的意味深长。 Zuo Xiaonian is red in the face, one types were grasped deceitfully in the feeling of bed, quickly grasps the arm of Wu Yuting to sway, urgently urgently said: „Mother, you could rest assured that I have not made him touch.” 左小念面红耳赤,有一种被抓奸在床的感觉,急忙抱住吴雨婷的胳膊摇晃,急急道:“妈,您放心,我没让他摸。” „Pū......” “噗……” Wu Yuting who spurted immediately. 吴雨婷登时一口谁喷了出来。 The Zuo Changlu complexion is even more strange. 左长路脸色愈发怪异。 Simply is the no 300 taels of silver buried! 简直是此地无银三百两！ Your this saying might as well did not say! 你这话还不如不说！ But on the Zuo Xiaonian face of discovery oneself improper word usage seemed caught fire, ying, covered the face to crash in the washroom. 而发现自己语病的左小念脸上好似着火了,嘤的一声,捂着脸就冲进了洗手间。 Wu Yuting puts on a serious face, said to Zuo Xiaoduo: „Your boy comes to the old lady!” 吴雨婷板起脸,对左小多道:“你小子给老娘过来！” Zuo Xiaoduo innocent walks. 左小多一脸无辜的走过来。 „Puts out a hand.” “伸出手。” Zuo Xiaoduo instinct in the future will shrink, was held by Wu Yuting, puts in front of the nose to smell the right hand, snort/hum a sound said: „Cannot be more excessive!” 左小多本能的往后一缩,却被吴雨婷一把抓住,将右手放到鼻子前面闻了闻,哼了一声道:“不能更过分了！” A Zuo Xiaoduo face does not prefer: „Mother, my anything has not really done.” 左小多一脸不情愿:“妈,我真的啥也没干。” „Believed your evil!” “信了你的邪！” A Wu Yuting face despises, I rather believe that your father does not have mistress, does not believe that you will be honest! 吴雨婷一脸鄙夷,我宁可相信你爸没小三,也绝不相信你会老实！ What is at heart solid is the sigh again and again. 心里实实在在的是叹息连连。 The image of Little Nian'er your iceberg beautiful woman, is such naturally, to anyone not the imposing manner that uses deliberately to suspend, how not to have the resistivity facing Xiaoduo? 小念儿你那冰山美女的形象,是那么的自然而然,对谁都是不用刻意就摆起来的气势,怎么面对小多就这么没有抵抗力？ ...... …… The family of four have soon arrived at the stadium, blushing on Zuo Xiaonian face, finally abated. 一家四口一直快要走到体育场,左小念脸上的羞红,才终于消退了一些。 Zuo Xiaoduo has been calm and composed, a face ‚in heart no ghost heaven and earth width, my anything has not really set’ example, unflustered, talked and laughed merrily. 左小多一直神色自若,一脸‘心中无鬼天地宽,我真的啥也没做’的样子,从容自若,谈笑风生。 Saw that Zuo Xiaonian has to admire. 看到左小念都不禁心生佩服。 How can this boy facial skin achieve such thick? 这小子脸皮怎么就能做到这么厚的？ You distinct......! 你分明……哼！ Suffered a loss, Doggyda occupies me cheaply...... 吃大亏了,狗哒占我便宜…… Stadium. 体育场到了。 In this meeting has the melodious music sound, unceasing sound, toward all around, tangled up sprinkles...... 这会里面已经有悠扬的音乐声音,不绝响动,向着四周,缠缠绵绵的洒落…… Zuo Xiaoduo puts out a oneself number plate, the relative sign ; Through the security check, with the parents together, proceeds to walk, in the entrance, has the reception personnel to examine the sign, then directs the direction. 左小多拿出自己的一号牌,亲属牌;通过安检,与爸妈一起,往前走去,在通道入口,有接待人员查看牌子,然后指引方向。 Seven revolutions eight circle, at present suddenly one bright. 七转八绕,眼前陡然一亮。 The front heaves in sight, is a giant stage. 前方映入眼帘的,乃是一个巨大的舞台。 But a Zuo Xiaoduo number plate, is third layer, the second row, middle position. 而左小多的一号牌,正是第三层,第二排,正中间的位置。 Zuo Xiaoduo is suspicious, the position of oneself whole family turns over to well well, but how is not the first row, but became the second row? 左小多不禁心生疑惑,自己一家人的位置不错归不错,但怎么不是第一排,而是成了第二排？ According to the truth, my number plate should be the first row is right. 按道理来说,我这一号牌应该是第一排才对。 But now does not consider these times, with the parents together, brings Zuo Xiaonian, walks to sit down without consulting anybody. 但现在不是考虑这些的时候,与爸妈一起,带着左小念,径自走过去坐下。 Li Chenglong arrives with him together, what he succeeds in obtaining is two number plates, originally Zuo Xiaoduo thinks two should by, but looked at Swelly to look for quite a while, here did not have No. 2 table unexpectedly, wandered some little time, beside ten tables, discovered the tables of two number plates. 李成龙与他一起到来,他到手的乃是二号牌,本来左小多以为两家合该挨着,但一看肿肿找了半天,这里居然没有二号桌,又转悠了好一会,才在十来张桌子之外,发现了二号牌的桌子。 Two people are confused. 两人都是一头雾水。 This seat row may be really flamboyant, by No. 1 table unexpectedly is not No. 2 table, arranges, really really grew in experience! 这座位排得可真牛逼,一号桌旁边居然不是二号桌,还有这么排的,真真是长见识了！ Sits until the family of four, Zuo Xiaoduo was seeing with own eyes the schoolmates respective belt/bring of getting to know each other well the parents are also arriving, each one looks for the oneself table. 及至一家四口人坐下来,左小多眼见着相熟的同学们也各自带着父母到来,各自去找自己的桌子。 Zuo Xiaoduo felt strange regarding the current situation slightly feeling, quietly with Li Chenglong right meaningful glance. 左小多对于当前态势略感奇怪了,悄然与李成龙对了个眼色。 The Li Chenglong instant associative compound, passes message immediately: „Has the situation?” 李成龙瞬时会意,立即传音过来:“有情况？” Zuo Xiaoduo said: „You check the platoon place situations of other classes, if possible, confirmed the platoon place situations of other grades.” 左小多道:“你查一下其他班的排座情况,若是可能,将其他年级的排座情况也都确认一下。” Li Chenglong nods, along with, even if put out the cell phone to report a news to Gao Qiao'er. 李成龙点点头,随即便拿出手机给高巧儿发了个消息。 The fine person spur, the stupid person has the leg, Zuo Xiaoduo brags the fine person, how Li Chenglong will also be stupid, has Gao Qiao'er such elite, where also needs the investigation confirmation of oneself one after another. 精人出嘴,笨人出腿,左小多自诩精人,李成龙又岂会笨了,有高巧儿这样的精英在,哪里还需要自己一个个的调查确认。 everyone has their own speciality, soon, pictures completely clear sent to the Li Chenglong cell phone, but also the supplementary has the detailed introduction. 术业有专攻,不多时,一张张的图片尽都清晰的发到了李成龙手机上,还附带有详细的介绍。 „Other place situation is very normal, unlike our here, un, or should say, only then us different.” “别的地方情况都很正常,与我们这边不一样,嗯,或者该说,只有我们这边不一样。” Li Chenglong issues Zuo Xiaoduo the picture ; Then passes message several, selects in key point. 李成龙将照片发给左小多;然后又传音几句,点出个中关窍。 On the Zuo Xiaoduo face the demeanor is motionless, a heart actually raised ; Quietly passes message to Li Chenglong and Zuo Xiaonian: „If by some chance there is anything to change, first leads the parents to leave, do not pay attention to other.” 左小多脸上声色不动,一颗心却是提了起来;悄悄给李成龙和左小念传音:“万一有什么变动,第一时间带着爸妈走人,不要理会其他。” Zuo Xiaonian and Li Chenglong slight nod , indicating that knew. 左小念与李成龙微微点头,表示知道了。 „Right, stole a moment of leisure to tell us the class, as long as was away from my table is quite near, thinking the means to pull open the distance again, the disaster of mackerel shad, was the possible deceased person.” Zuo Xiaoduo gives Li Chenglong to send greetings again. “对了,偷空告诉咱们班的,但凡是距离我这桌比较近的,想办法把距离再拉开一些,池鱼之灾,也是可能死人的。”左小多再次给李成龙传音。 „Good.” “好。” Zuo Xiaoduo looks at side oneself, all around four tables, four directions are airtight ordinary encircle oneself this table, suddenly cannot bear unexpectedly at heart frightenedly. 左小多看着自己身边,前后左右四桌,四个方向密不透风一般得将自己家这张桌子团团围住,一时间竟忍不住心里惴惴。 Especially such great array weaponry, to cope with father unexpectedly? 特么的这么大阵仗,难道竟然是为了对付老子？ This thinks highly of me...... 这是不是太看得起我…… When surging emotions fluctuating, cannot bear trace Nine By Nine Catcat Hammer in ring, then will not have used for a long time mechanism/organization hidden weapon, inspected. 心潮起伏之余,忍不住摸了摸戒指中的九九猫猫锤,然后将里面许久没有动用过的机关暗器,也都检查了一遍。 In heart making a determined effort silently. 心中默默的发狠。 Who dares to stick a thorn, looked that the father does not brandish Nine By Nine Catcat Hammer, pounds the meat patty cake your four tables completely! 谁敢扎刺,看老子不抡起九九猫猫锤,将你们这四桌全部砸成肉饼饼！ Who managing you are! 管你们是谁！ ............ ………… 【Asked the monthly ticket, recommended the ticket, the subscription! 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