UPOH :: Volume #2

#435: Does not need to thank me 【Before dawn (3 - 5 am)! Asked the monthly ticket!】


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Ice Dark Great Shaman must open mouth shortly the speech, but has not opened mouth, was captured by Mr. and Mrs. Raging Fire directly. 冰冥大巫眼看就要张嘴说话,但还没张开嘴,就被烈火夫妇直接擒拿。 presses on the ground, immediately a kacha bulk does not know any thing on stops up in the mouth, then the Raging Fire wife proficiently put out a plain white cloth, bundled his mouth. 噗的一声摁在地上,随即咔嚓一大块不知道啥玩意就塞在了嘴里,然后烈火老婆熟练的拿出一条白布,将他的嘴捆了起来。 ! !” Ice Dark Great Shaman is staring. “唔!唔唔!”冰冥大巫瞪着眼睛。 Elder sister! 姐! Is this does do? 这是干啥? I had the words to say! 我有话要说! Mr. and Mrs. Raging Fire acts to keep, tied up solid his mouth, hit a fast knot behind the head. 烈火夫妇动作不停,将他的嘴绑得严严实实,更在脑袋后面打了个死结。 Do not want to speak for these days, may scare to death the father a moment ago...... 你这几天就别想说话了,刚才可吓死老子了…… Ice Dark Great Shaman is struggling, I also had words not saying that...... I said! 冰冥大巫挣扎着,我还有句话没说……等我说完! Cinnabar Emptiness definitely cheated a moment ago, otherwise, he could not hit...... on boss that accurate aim, did not have this level!...... 刚才丹空肯定作弊了,要不然,他也撞不到……就老大那准头,就没这水平!…… Cinnabar Emptiness this boy takes a beating must pat the boss horse buttocks, compels Cinnabar Emptiness inexpensively! 丹空这厮挨揍还要拍老大马屁,贱逼丹空 I must say, lets loose the mouth to me...... 我要说说,给我放开嘴…… ...... …… The Flood view regards the long time with rapt attention, saw that in cave entrance monster qi wreaks havoc, said from the hesitation moment: Shaman Alliance, I and Raging Fire, Wind Emperor goes.” 洪水凝神观视半晌,眼看着洞口里面的妖气肆虐,又自沉吟片刻才道:“巫盟这边,我和烈火,风帝进去。” Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman knits the brows, said: boss, I go for you. I am the space ability, should be able......” 丹空大巫皱皱眉,道:“老大,我替你进去吧。我是空间能力,应该能……” Cinnabar Emptiness was worried, if Flood goes in suddenly pulled out...... 丹空在担心,万一洪水进去的时候突然抽了…… Flood said lightly: Obedient!” 洪水淡淡道:“听话!” Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman un, no longer spoke. 丹空大巫嗯了一声,不再说话。 Throat...... the throat throat throat......” first even/including depressed speaking, seemed like what sound to be stopped up, some strange sound that made forcefully. “吭……吭吭吭……”一连沉闷的吭声,似乎是什么声音被堵住了,强行发出来的某种怪异的声音。 From Ice Dark Great Shaman. 发自冰冥大巫 Clearly, this wanted to speak what cynical remark, but the mouth tied up, again what kind of wants saying that could not say. 很明显,这位又想要说什么怪话,但嘴被绑上,再如何的想说也是说不出来的。 Only the eye lively rotation, has a look at this, has a look at that endures to continue handsome. 只有眼睛活泼泼的转动,看看这个,看看那个,忍俊不止。 The eyebrow shivers all over. 眉毛一个劲儿乱抖。 Ha, smiled the dead father, boss this obedient, said that seeming like Cinnabar Emptiness was his son results in......, Cinnabar Emptiness this boy is really not the boss type? 哈哈哈,笑死老子了,老大这一声听话,说的,貌似丹空是他儿子似得……哈哈,丹空这厮不会真的是老大种的吧? Cinnabar Emptiness, obedient! Obedient, Cinnabar Emptiness! 啧啧,丹空,听话!听话,丹空 The roar roar...... unties my mouth quickly, I share my discovery...... 吼吼……快解开我的嘴,我分享我的发现…… The Flood Great Shaman swift and fierce look sweeps. 洪水大巫凌厉的眼神扫过来。 The Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman angry vision sweeps...... 丹空大巫愤怒的目光扫过来…… ! 啪! Cotton tape also hoodwinked the eye of Ice Dark Great Shaman. 一条布带将冰冥大巫的眼睛也蒙了起来。 Your this eyeball, do not reveal outside. 你这眼珠子,也别露在外面了。 Mr. and Mrs. Raging Fire Great Shaman a face is speechless. 烈火大巫夫妻一脸无语。 How is the Raging Fire wife snowslide a face disconsolate...... I have such a younger brother? In the past the father left him really to have the foreknowledge the heritage...... 烈火老婆雪落更是一脸惆怅……我怎么有这么一个弟弟?当年老爸将遗产都留给他真的是有先见之明…… If not for these heritages are helping apologizing, now this goods feared the bone ash to be raised for a long time...... 若不是那些遗产帮着赔不是,现在这货恐怕骨灰都被扬了好久了吧…… Did not speak, can taunt with the eyeball eyebrow, can violate inexpensively...... 不说话,用眼珠子眉毛都能嘲讽,都能犯贱…… Star Soul Continent, Star Picking Thearch You Xingchen said: Here, I and Dongtian/eastern sky, the small tiger goes.” 星魂大陆这边,摘星帝君游星辰道:“这边,我和东天,小虎进去。” That side Dao Alliance, Daoist Lei said: My gentle breeze and cloud go.” 道盟那边,雷道人道:“我和风、云进去。” Good.” “好。” Flood Great Shaman said lightly: That walks.” 洪水大巫淡淡道:“那就走吧。” The body flashes, crosses the hands behind the back to work as first line, one step stepped into the front door, immediately the body vanishes to disappear. 身子一闪,负手当先而行,一步踏入了大门,随即身子就消失不见了。 Even if fight innumerable years, even if each other mortal enemy, in the cooperation, Shaman Alliance is never however ambiguous. 纵然战斗无数年,纵然彼此死敌,但是在合作的时候,巫盟从来不含糊。 Flood Great Shaman does not have ambiguously. 洪水大巫更是从没含糊过。 The father is the recognized first under heaven, then the unknown risk area, naturally is also first going. 老子是公认的天下第一,那么未知的危险区域,自然也是第一个进去。 This point , there is nothing to do with the standpoint, all are Flood are spontaneous. 这一点,与立场无关,一切都是洪水自发。 The father should take the biggest risk! Who approved? Who opposed?! 老子就应该承担最大的风险!谁赞成?谁反对?! Raging Fire Wind Emperor did not miss is following close on entry, immediately, the Star Soul three people with Dao Alliance, filed. 烈火风帝不差先后的紧跟着进入,随即,星魂三人与道盟三人,也鱼贯而入。 Inside monster qi is dreadful, the white fog whirls around, blocked cave entrance instantaneously, nine people who outside cannot see again. 里面妖气滔天,白雾翻卷,瞬间就堵住了洞口,外面再也看不到进去的九个人了。 Waits, etc. is completely the complexion is dignified outside Great Commander Dongfang. 守候在外面的东方大帅等尽都是脸色凝重。 This has not been the space vestige that the three parties first open jointly, in the past has appeared repeatedly. 这早已不是三方联手初次开启的空间遗迹,以往已经出现过多次。 Which time but actually never has, is such as this time so, enters person who explores the way, unexpectedly is three continent topmost levels, most peak expert! 但却从来没有哪一次,是如这次这般,进入探路的人,居然是三个大陆的最高层,最巅峰的高手! What did this indicate? 这说明了什么? ...... …… That night, the Li Chenglong parents, arrived at Fenghai City, was greeted to enter the villa by Li Chenglong ; Then that night, two ate meal together. 这天晚上,李成龙的父母,来到了丰海城,被李成龙迎接进入别墅;然后当天晚上,两家一起吃饭。 Mr. and Mrs. Zuo Changlu, Zuo Xiaoduo Zuo Xiaonian this betrothed pair ; Li Chenglong parents, Li Chenglong Xiang Bing betrothed pair, Grandma Shi. 左长路夫妇,左小多左小念这一对未婚夫妻;李成龙爸妈,李成龙项冰未婚夫妻,还有一个石奶奶 The Li Chenglong parents regarding Xiang Bing satisfaction, open mouth to twist the mouth sidewise not to close. 李成龙的父母对于项冰满意至极,一张嘴咧开来就没合上过。 The son grew up, moreover looked for such a outstanding daughter-in-law...... really is really has prospects. 儿子长大了,而且还找了一个这么优秀的儿媳妇……真真是太有出息了。 Mother Li somewhat wondered, oneself fresh son oneself knows, this boy hits the female schoolmate since childhood, does not have the heart of showing tender affection, unexpectedly can also find such good wife...... 李妈妈都有些纳闷了,自己生的儿子自己知道,这小子从小就打女同学,丝毫没有怜香惜玉之心,居然还能找到这么好的媳妇…… Owed I also to arrange several being on intimate terms to him at home...... 亏我还在家里给他安排了几场相亲…… mother Li Chenglong draws Li Chenglong to asked at the same time on the quiet: Son, you speaks the truth, how does others such attractive miss have a liking for your? What side door Unorthodox Way dirty trick are you useless?” 李成龙妈妈将李成龙拉到一边悄悄问:“儿子,你说实话,人家这么漂亮的姑娘怎么看上你的?你没用什么旁门左道卑鄙手段吧?” mother Li Chenglong will not send greetings, even the sound of these words slightly to the extreme, still had been heard by the people clearly, clear. 李成龙妈妈不会传音,即便这句话的声音已经小到了极点,仍旧被众人听得清清楚楚,明明白白。 Zuo Xiaoduo smiles to pour in the Zuo Xiaonian bosom immediately, seemingly smiles is not good, the head sways back and forth in the Zuo Xiaonian chest. 左小多顿时笑倒在左小念怀里,貌似笑的不行了,脑袋在左小念胸口直打滚。 By Zuo Xiaonian two palms of the hand, were then red in the face pushes. 左小念啪啪两巴掌,然后面红耳赤的推起来。 This weary goods, are really are thinking always profits...... 这个惫懒货,真是无时无刻不在想着占便宜…… Xiang Bing is also reddens all over the face, Li Chenglong is seemingly useless any dirty trick, seemingly with method use force...... is oneself...... 项冰也是满脸通红起来,李成龙貌似没用什么卑鄙手段,貌似用手段霸王硬上弓的……是自己…… This must keep secret. 咳,这点一定要保密。 Cannot be known by uncle aunt...... 可不能被叔叔阿姨知道了…… Zuo Xiaoduo hee hee said with a smile: Uncle aunt, you looks at this miss......” 左小多嘻嘻笑道:“叔叔阿姨,您看这姑娘……” He is pointing at Xiang Bing, mystical say/way: You two never know that this girl nearsightedness...... has over a thousand degrees ; Li Chenglong looks is so abstract, but very three-dimensional...... you must pay attention in her eyes, later may don't to her with the eyeglasses, if the vision were normal, the couple may not have the peaceful day. Perhaps Frozen Egg clearly recognized after Swelly true colors, must divorce......” 他指着项冰,神神秘秘的道:“您二老不知道吧,这丫头近视眼……足足有上千度;李成龙长得这么抽象,但是在她的眼里就很立体……您二老可得注意,以后可千万别给她配眼镜,要是视力正常了,两口子可就没太平日子过了。说不定冰蛋认清了肿肿真面目之后就要离婚……” The people smile double with laughter. 众人笑得前仰后合。 This compels inexpensively! 这贱逼! Xiang Bing bitterly is staring Zuo Xiaoduo, you nearsightedness, your entire family nearsightedness. 项冰恨恨的瞪着左小多,你才近视眼,你全家都近视眼。 The liquor table atmosphere tends to be warm. 酒桌气氛渐趋热烈。 After respective respect old person round of liquor, Xiang Bing holds the wine glass to stand: Boss Zuo, I respect your one cup, thanked you......” 各自敬了老人一轮酒之后,项冰抱着酒杯站起来:“左老大,我敬你一杯,感谢你……” Zuo Xiaoduo quickly puts out a hand to prevent: No, you may not thank me, your matters and I have not related, the least bit relations do not have, the completeness is among you fate, thanked me...... to do? Told you, later contended in martial arts in the class, be not thinking made me show mercy! My Zuo Xiaoduo will not show mercy that person!” 左小多急忙伸出手阻止:“别,您可千万别感谢我,你们这事儿跟我可没关系,半点关系都没有,完完全全就是你俩之间的缘分,感谢我……干啥?告诉你们,以后在班级比武,别想着让我手下留情!我左小多就不是会手下留情那种人!” Xiang Bing laughs, knows that Zuo Xiaoduo does not want to say this matter. 项冰哈哈一笑,知道左小多不想说这件事。 Although does not understand that greatly why Zuo Xiaoduo does not want to make oneself say, but said with a smile: Such being the case, your my schoolmate schoolfellow, always the affinity, we drinks one, I respect you!” 虽然不大明白为何左小多不想让自己说,但还是笑道:“既然如此,你我同学同窗,总是缘法,我们喝一个,我敬你!” A Zuo Xiaoduo eyeball revolution: Our two couples walk one together.” 左小多眼珠一转:“还是咱们两对夫妻一起走一个。” Li Chenglong is viewless, he is also fills with the gratitude to Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian is blushing bashfully, has to stand to clink glasses, walked one together. 李成龙并无意见,他对左小多也是满怀感激,左小念羞红着脸,也只好站起来碰杯,一起走了一个。 Two couples...... Zuo Xiaonian is very sensitive to this words and expressions. 两对夫妻……左小念对这个词语很敏感。 Snort, Doggyda, even if I am your wife, you must be bullied by me! 哼,狗哒,就算我是你老婆,你也是要被我欺负的! The sitting down time, the tender body trembles suddenly, the beautiful eye gouged Zuo Xiaoduo one ruthlessly, placed the oneself buttocks following hand to pull out this fellow ruthlessly! 坐下时候,娇躯突然一颤,美目狠狠的剜了左小多一眼,将这家伙放在自己屁股下面的手狠狠抽了出来! If not for here so many people, want you to be attractive at the scene. 若不是这里这么多人,当场要你好看。 Deceives me to stand, oneself actually sits down ahead of time, but also places on the palm my chair quietly...... 骗我站起来,自己却提前坐下,还将手掌悄无声息的放在我椅子上…… Wild ambition, obvious, really really irritated me! 狼子野心,昭然若揭,真真是气死我了! Li Chenglong saw that Xiang Bing proposes a toast to Zuo Xiaoduo, his what kind of wisdom is clever, around understands instantaneously, passes on the sound said to Xiang Bing: „Is matter of that day, Boss Zuo reminds your?” 李成龙看到项冰左小多敬酒,他何等睿智颖悟,瞬间明了前后,对项冰传音道:“那天的事,是左老大提醒你的吧?” Xiang Bing passes message: Yes, but does not know why he does not accept thanks, I am the gratitude of sincerity he......” 项冰传音:“是啊,但不知道为啥他不接受感谢,我是真心的感激他……” Li Chenglong snort/hum, showed the whites of the eyes, passes on the sound said: How this inexpensive goods will accept thanks...... for a long time he to instigate us to fight, the interest of instigating abundant ; If accepted your thanks, he as facilitating our people, instigated...... this embarrassed again is violates for later hits the upholstery inexpensively...... this inexpensive goods! Really was really as inexpensive as the bone in!” 李成龙哼了一声,翻个白眼,传音道:“这贱货怎么会接受感谢……这么长时间他挑拨咱俩打架,挑拨的兴致盎然的;若是接受了你的感谢,他作为促成咱俩的人,就不好意思再挑拨了……这是为以后犯贱打铺垫呢……这贱货!真真是贱到骨头里了!” Xiang Bing almost smiles to make noise. 项冰几乎笑出声。 Originally the truth unexpectedly is so. 原来真相竟是如此。 Has to say Li Chenglong regarding the understanding of Zuo Xiaoduo, but also was really to the bone, may be called present age one person, still above Father Zuo Mother Zuo Zuo Xiaonian, Zuo Xiaoduo did not accept thanks, some large number of reasons...... were so! 不得不说李成龙对于左小多的了解,还真是到了骨头里,堪称当世一人,犹在左爸左妈左小念之上,左小多之所以不接受感谢,有相当一部分原因……正是如此! Mainly is he thought that this was too fun...... 主要是他觉得这太好玩了…… Especially the Xiang Bing temperament, too...... makes me not instigate feels at heart uncomfortably. 尤其是项冰的脾气,实在是太……让我不挑拨就感觉心里难受。 Instigated, looked for Li Chenglong to go to war, moreover went to take a beating, by punched instigates again goes again...... 一挑拨,就去找李成龙干仗了,而且去了就挨揍,挨完揍再挑拨再去…… Haha satisfies a craving! 哇哈哈过瘾! What end is the cheap person black heart, make the blood boil, praised to the heavens, affords a marvelous view! 端的是贱人黑心,令人发指,却也叹为观止,蔚为奇观! Xiang Bing snort/hum, sent greetings to Li Chenglong quietly: Where I can not know that he did instigate? However he instigated, can't both of us in the same place? Even if you hits me or I hits you, but eventually was alone in together......, later instigated, I was not swindled......” 项冰哼了一声,悄悄对李成龙传音:“我哪能不知道他挑拨?不过他一挑拨,我俩不就能在一起了?哪怕是你打我或者我打你,但终究是单独在一起了……哼,以后再挑拨,我才不上当呢……” Li Chenglong stared in a big way the eye panic-stricken: Originally aren't you silly?” 李成龙惊恐地瞪大了眼睛:“原来你不傻啊?” You!” Xiang Bing for it illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy: You are silly! A girl does not like you, can............ be instigated daily?” “你!”项冰为之气结:“你才傻呢!一个女孩不喜欢你,能天天这么……这么……被人挑拨?” To say that can willing walk to be punched by you daily? 本想说能这么甘心天天找上门被你揍? But thinks saying that is really some is not of pleasant to hear, oneself that said that has any bad hobby seems, changed the view near the flash of exit|to speak. 但想想这么说,实在是有些不大好听,说的自己有什么不良癖好似得,临出口的一瞬间改变了说法。 Li Chenglong nods again and again: Said is also.” 李成龙连连点头:“说的也是。” Xiang Bing passes message: Later, how he instigated again was also useless, you are my person, I did not fight with you.” 项冰传音:“不过以后,他再怎么挑拨也没用了,你已经是我的人了,我才不和你打架呢。” Li Chenglong is grateful: Many thanks, many thanks was responsible, after all you exacted my pureness, you think that is irresponsible is not good......” 李成龙感激涕零:“多谢,多谢负责了,毕竟你强取了我的清白,你想不负责也不行啊……” Xiang Bing reddens all over the face suddenly, a foot tramples Li Chenglong turns in the place, rode on the posture that a Wu Song caught a tiger, roared in a low voice: What did you say? Who was strong...... you.” 项冰猛然满脸通红,一脚将李成龙踹翻在地,紧接着就一副武松打虎的姿势骑了上去,低声咆哮:“你说什么?谁强……你了。” I killed you......” during speeches to raise the fist, took a fist to pound! “我打死你……”说话间更举起了拳头,就要一拳头砸下去! I wither you......” Li Chenglong to angrily roar, a fist is greeting to the Xiang Bing face on...... “我干死你……”李成龙一声怒吼,一拳就对着项冰脸上招呼上来…… The entire table is silent for a while. 全桌一时寂静。 The Father Zuo Mother Zuo Father Li Mother Li eyeball almost ball comes out. 左爸左妈李爸李妈眼珠子几乎弹出来。
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