UPOH :: Volume #2

#419: Has being on vacation from school not to walk!


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„......” “……” A first class numerous position schoolmate heavy line, wishes one could to shrink, looks at this goods face inexpensive type, what end is shames in befriends with this person! 一班众位同学一头黑线,恨不得全都缩回去,看这货一脸贱样,端的是羞于与此人为伍! Wen Xingtian covering forehead silently. 文行天默默的捂住额头。 It is not I teaches, this goods are not I teach! 不是我教出来的,这货不是我教出来的! Hahahaha...... my wife, this is my wife......” Zuo Xiaoduo cocky cups one hand in the other across the chest toward Ye Changqing, the expansion that the hand could not have borne, thought: Well, seemingly can have the gift on first meeting? “哈哈哈哈……我媳妇儿,这是我媳妇儿……”左小多嘚瑟的向着叶长青拱手,手还忍不住的伸缩了一下,想起来:咦,貌似可以有见面礼? A Ye Changqing heavy line brings three Vice Principal to fall the desolate to walk ; This goods are not our Hidden Dragon High Martial student! 叶长青一头黑线的带着三位副校长落荒而走;这货不是我们潜龙高武的学生! Too disgraced. 太丢人了。 However what...... this few Nuzhen was too beautiful...... 不过……这少女真的是太美了…… Several Vice Principal completely all faces sighed, the entire Hidden Dragon High Martial female student was hopeless completely, oneself clan these were also same...... 几位副校长尽皆一脸叹息,整个潜龙高武的女生全部都没戏了,自己家族的那些也是同样…… Even if takes a broad view all over the world, only feared few can compare favorably with. 纵使放眼普天之下,只怕都没几个能比得上的。 Having Madman Xiang is a face is self-confident: Was inferior the miss who my family is sturdy! Is looks is only attractive, the stature is good, the makings are good, can be useful? My family's buttocks are big, can have the son!” 只有项狂人还是一脸自信:“到底不如我家的姑娘壮实!光是长得漂亮,身材好,气质好,能有啥用?我家的屁股都大,能生儿子!” Several Principal kept mouth shut, pulled open with the Madman Xiang distance. 几位校长默默无语,拉开了与项狂人的距离。 blind person! 瞎子 The father does not walk with you, father shames in befriends with this person! 老子不和你一起走路,老子羞于与此人为伍! Under morning sun, Zuo Xiaonian falls behind Zuo Xiaoduo half step, is bathing the dawn sunlight, gradually however. 朝阳下,左小念落后左小多半步,沐浴着晨曦阳光,缓步而来。 This moment beautiful shocking, seizes the person heart and soul seriously, is beautiful the dazzling god fan! 这一刻的美丽惊艳,当真夺人心魄,美得令人炫目神迷! Hidden Dragon High Martial first class all schoolmates, even if many years later, still to today's scene never forget at this moment! 潜龙高武一班的所有同学,纵使是在多年之后,仍旧对今天此刻的情景念念不忘 Many schoolmates said, oneself this for a lifetime, has seen a female celestial, is actually the life not regrets, first is unforgettable. 好多同学都说,自己这一辈子,见到过一次仙女,却是此生无憾,一世难忘。 Was this time! 就是这一次了! Zuo Xiaoduo is high-spirited, the whole body will linger one share to work as ice apex, glancing the numerous mountains will be small the imposing manner, with looking disdainfully vision vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, is squinting the first class schoolmates, the clear reveal you will be the trash, only then I will have such attractively such outstanding wife look. 左小多意气风发,周身萦绕着一股子‘会当凌绝顶,一览众山小’的气势,用睥睨纵横的目光,斜视着一班众位同学,清晰的露出来‘你们都是渣渣,只有我才有这么漂亮这么出色的媳妇儿’的眼神。 Actually must set the modest low-key example, cups one hand in the other across the chest, is one skewer laughs: Ha haha...... this is my wife, un, hahahaha...... abbreviation, my wife, my wife, hehe, my humble wife, the wife, the wife ha haha...... is the one by one person, making everyone be laughed at...... long general, very generally, hahahaha......” 却还要做出来谦虚低调的样子,一拱手,就是一串大笑:“哈哈哈……这是我媳妇儿,嗯,哈哈哈哈……简称,拙荆,拙荆,嘿嘿,贱内,内人,老婆哈哈哈……就是一一般人,让大家见笑了……长的一般,非常一般,哈哈哈哈……” All female schoolmates were black the face. 所有女同学都是黑了脸。 This looks is ordinary, we what to do? Completely is the disfigureds? 这样还是长得一般,那我们咋办?全部都是丑八怪么? No? Such is the average person, we disfigureds are unqualified, ugly 18 strange! 不?这样的才是一般人,我们连丑八怪都是不够格,得丑十八怪! Ha haha...... Meng Changjun!” Zuo Xiaoduo is putting on a serious face: What is staring to look at to look?” “哈哈哈……孟长军!”左小多板着脸:“瞪着眼睛看什么看?” Immediately laughs: Long army? Wife who you later look, is definitely more attractive ha haha the belch......” 随即哈哈一笑:“长军啊?你以后找的媳妇,肯定更好看哈哈哈嗝……” Meng Changjun complexion distortion? Twitched. 孟长军脸色扭曲?抽搐了一下。 father wants to kill you! 老子想打死你! Ha, Hao Han? Comes? Called the sister-in-law? Honest? Do not look randomly.” “哈哈哈,郝汉?过来过来?叫嫂子?老实点?别乱看。” Frozen Egg! Frozen Egg, Little Insect? Ha, you......” 冰蛋儿冰蛋,小虫子?哈哈哈,你俩……” Yu Yan'er...... ka ka, are you female staring look do do? Can have the moderation? Moderation haha......” 雨嫣儿……哇咔咔,你是女的直勾勾的眼神干嘛?要有平常心?平常心哈哈……” Schoolmates, calm? Didn't the calm knowledge say? How to have selected the calm vigor? Did not fear that Teacher Wen does tidy up you?” “众位同学,淡定?淡定知不道不?咋都没点沉稳劲呢?不怕文老师收拾你们吗?” Pi Yibao, on the side of you!” 皮一宝,你一边去!” Right, Teacher Wen? Teacher Wen?” “对了,文老师呢?文老师呢?” Ha haha...... Teacher Wen, my wife, this is my wife......” “哈哈哈……文老师,我媳妇,这是我媳妇儿……” Wen Xingtian helpless sighing. 文行天无奈的叹口气。 You special can also be more inexpensive! 你特么还能更贱些么! All male schoolmates are plaintive, this inexpensive goods how such good luck, such fairy maiden can have a liking for him unexpectedly! 所有男同学都是哀怨至极,这个贱货怎么就这么好的运气,这样的仙子居然能看上他! You said where on this reasons things out? 你说这上哪说理去? The heaven, the land, all over the sky god Buddha, how you do not enlarge ones vision, a bolt from the blue chops this inexpensive goods! 苍天啊,大地啊,满天的神佛啊,你们咋就不开开眼,一记晴天霹雳劈死这个贱货吧! Zuo Xiaonian looks at Zuo Xiaoduo cocky, is feeling him already the bursting, has flooded, but the happiness satisfies happily, unprecedented unexpectedly has not broken him. 左小念看着左小多嘚瑟不已,感受着他心里已经爆棚,已经满溢而出的幸福满足得意,破天荒的居然没有打断他。 These, all because of me! 这些,全是因为我! Zuo Xiaonian the feeling is somewhat embarrassed, while at heart unexpectedly also sweet, at this moment, how can prevent oneself...... man! 左小念一边感觉有些窘迫,一边心里居然还甜滋滋的,此时此刻,怎么能阻止自己的……男人! Until hears the Teacher Wen three characters, this turned on the Zuo Xiaoduo waist. 直到听到文老师三个字,这才在左小多腰上扭了一把。 Hiss......” Zuo Xiaoduo twisted the face immediately. “嘶……”左小多顿时扭曲了脸。 Zuo Xiaonian strives to be first step, quiet and refined and goes forward to salute gracefully: Teacher Wen is good, fellow schoolmates are good.” 左小念抢前一步,娴静而落落大方上前行礼:“文老师好,各位同学好。” Sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ good!” “嫂子~~~好!” Has not waited for Wen Xingtian to answer, one group of single dogs have replied neatly. Very enthusiastically. 还没等文行天回话,一帮单身狗已经整齐的回复了。很踊跃。 Submerges answering of Wen Xingtian directly in the cheering sea. 直接将文行天的回话淹没在欢呼的海洋里。 cough cough cough cough!” Wen Xingtian severe cough. 咳咳咳咳!”文行天严厉的咳嗽。 The schoolmates instant were then honest. 同学们瞬时便老实了。 Everyone welcome......” to say Wen Xingtian turned the head to look at Zuo Xiaoduo. “大家欢迎一下……”说着文行天转头看左小多 The meaning, what did your wife call? 意思,你媳妇叫啥? Niannian.” 念念。” Zuo Xiaoduo is low voice. 左小多小声。 Niannian?” Wen Xingtian is somewhat ignorant: What is surnamed?” 念念?”文行天有些懵:“姓啥?” Aiya surname anything is unimportant.” Zuo Xiaoduo somewhat worries: Does not check the registered permanent address...... Teacher Wen, your changing professions dry/does police officer?” “哎呀姓啥不重要。”左小多有些着急:“又不是查户口……文老师,你改行干户籍警了?” Wen Xingtian: „......” 文行天:“……” The father changing professions dry/does police officer, the father has not now wanted to change professions to be the killer, the first goal is, gets rid of your this young bastard! 老子没改行干户籍警,老子现在想要改行做杀手,第一个目标就是,干掉你你这小王八蛋! What Zuo Xiaoduo will certainly not say is surnamed, saying did surnamed Zuo, surely raise the innumerable follow-up topics...... that not to look for trouble to oneself? 左小多当然不会说姓啥,一说姓左,肯定引发无数的后续话题……那不是给自己找麻烦呢吗? Fellow schoolmates, this is my wife Niannian.” “各位同学,这是我媳妇念念。” A Zuo Xiaoduo face solemn silence: Haha, more concrete cannot introduce to you ; Ha, you called the sister-in-law to be good directly.” 左小多一脸庄严肃穆:“哈哈,更具体的不能给你们介绍了;哈哈哈,你们直接叫嫂子就好。” Under several female schoolmates in Xiang Bing lead the noisy crowd to clash, pushed directly Zuo Xiaoduo one side, is holding the hand of Zuo Xiaonian, obviously intimate. 几个女同学在项冰带领下一窝蜂地冲上来,直接将左小多挤到了一边去,拉着左小念的手,倍显亲热。 Zuo Xiaonian gentle smiling: I listened to Xiaoduo to say several times, said his one group of specially lovable schoolmates...... must take to me to know...... the present looked, was very good ; Is the talent......” 左小念温婉的笑:“我听小多说了好几次,说他有一帮特别可爱的同学……一定要带给我认识认识……如今一看,果然都很好呢;都是天才啊……” A hollow laugh of several female schoolmate faces, is half of the day speechless. 几位女同学一脸的干笑,半晌无语。 Even if kills Zuo Xiaoduo we not to believe that he can say this words to come, was too false. 就算是打死左小多我们都不相信他能说出这种话来,太假了。 Elder Sister Niannian...... we spoke to that side......” 念念姐……我们到那边去说话……” With several female schoolmates' speeches, Zuo Xiaonian smiled the eye unable to open. 随着几位女同学的说话,左小念笑得眼睛都睁不开了。 If we had known Doggyda will not be honest in the school. 早知道狗哒在学校里就不会很老实。 Haha...... original Xiaoduo is so lively in the school looks like the bright bright moonlight that......” Zuo Xiaonian smiles. “哈哈……原来小多在学校里这么活泼啊……”左小念笑的就像是皎洁的明月。 However as soon as all female schoolmates listen to these words, immediately on self-closing. 但是所有女同学一听这句话,顿时就自闭了。 Do you manage vividly this named? 您管这个叫活泼? Really, but also is really the whole family does not enter a home...... 果然啊,还真是不是一家人不进一家门…… Zuo Xiaonian accompanied Zuo Xiaoduo to stroll in the school, was Zuo Xiaoduo harvests the envying envy of entire school to hate, then chatted the little while day in first class with everyone, then still at the suggestion of Wen Xingtian, compared notes one with the first class students...... 左小念陪着左小多在学校里逛了一圈,为左小多收获了整个学校的羡慕嫉妒恨,然后在一班跟大家聊了会儿天,然后还在文行天提议下,与一班的学生们切磋了一下…… The entire class besides Zuo Xiaoduo on, the result three seconds ended the fight together. 整个班除了左小多之外一起上,结果三秒钟结束战斗。 But this result made the people envy the envy to hate. 而这个结果让众人更加的羡慕嫉妒恨了。 Not only person looks is attractive, cultivation base is so high, is a peerless talent, seemingly...... isn't Boss Zuo her opponent? 不仅人长得漂亮,修为还这么高,还是个绝世天才,貌似……左老大都不是她对手啊? Thought of this, some all schoolmates suddenly psychological balances: Originally this inexpensive goods at home is a taking a beating position! Even the oneself wives cannot be victorious...... 一想到这点,全班同学突然间有些心理平衡了:原来这贱货在家里就是个挨揍的地位!连自己媳妇都打不过…… Comforted the comfort! 安慰了安慰了! Immediately thought understanding. 顿时念头通达了。 Zuo Xiaonian accompanied the people to chat a while gracefully, then full of enthusiasm had food in the Hidden Dragon High Martial school canteen, under Zuo Xiaoduo accompaniment that then in face cocky showed off, left Hidden Dragon High Martial. 左小念落落大方的陪众人聊了一会儿,然后兴致勃勃的在潜龙高武学校食堂吃了一顿饭,然后才在一脸嘚瑟炫耀的左小多陪同下,离开了潜龙高武 But walks, Zuo Xiaoduo is actually intentional passes through from Xiang Bing, to Xiang Bing meaningful smiling, passes on the sound said: „After today, does not start not to have......” 只不过走的时候,左小多却是故意的从项冰面前走过,冲项冰意味深长的笑了笑,传音道:“今日之后,再不下手就没啦……” Laughs, swaggers away. 哈哈一笑,扬长而去。 Xiang Bing is shocked. 项冰愣住。 The Zuo Xiaoduo front leg walks. 左小多前脚一走。 Posterior crus Hidden Dragon High Martial all has seen person, particularly students, on cookers. 后脚潜龙高武所有见过的人,尤其是学生们,就炸锅了。 Many people sigh woefully: „After my...... should unable to find for a lifetime the wife...... had seen so the female celestial, these common fat vulgar powders, where can also be pleasant?” 好多人哀叹:“我这一辈子……应该是找不到媳妇了……见过如此仙女之后,那些个庸脂俗粉,哪里还能入眼?” Schoolmates who all said that one after another is the careless talk makes trouble, really...... 所有这么说的同学们,一个个都是祸从口出,真的…… All Hidden Dragon High Martial female schoolmates, ignored to some people directly. 所有潜龙高武女同学,对这部分人都是直接的不理不睬了。 Un, you said right, we are the common fat vulgar powders, cannot be joined to you, your list you! 嗯,你说得对,我们都是庸脂俗粉,配不上您,您就单着吧您哪! ...... …… In first class, is the atmosphere is warmer. 一班之中,更是气氛热烈。 Really beautiful.” Many male schoolmates is a face yearned. “真美。”好多男同学都是一脸向往。 beautiful is beautiful, but is a little seemingly cold......” “美则美矣,但貌似有点冷啊……” In other words, this sister-in-law, although time obviously gentle natural, during the spoken languages to the utmost is also genial, but I felt, her temper is very cold, that is cold in bone, or...... ice!” “就是说啊,这位嫂子虽然倍显温婉大方,言语间也极尽和煦,但我就是觉得,她的性子挺冷的,那是一种骨子里的冷,又或者说……冰!” But beautiful is also really beautiful, similarly was beautiful to the bone in......” “但美也是真美啊,同样是美到了骨子里……” Envies the envy to hate......” “羡慕嫉妒恨ing……” Xiang Bing is envying of face: Looked that others Boss Zuo is good...... Boss Zuo to be dashing to the wife, the youngster talent, the natural talent is peerless, cultivation base excels by far the world with the generation......, but such outstanding person, for the oneself wife, in beautiful woman floating about like clouds Hidden Dragon High Martial, still maintained one's moral integrity, pure, this is the good man, later cannot say that he is the inexpensive goods, who said again I am anxious with him!” 项冰则是一脸的羡慕:“看人家左老大对媳妇多好……左老大英俊潇洒,少年天才,天资绝世,修为冠绝天下同代……但这么优秀的人,为了自己媳妇,在美女如云的潜龙高武,仍旧是守身如玉,冰清玉洁,这就是好男人,以后都不许说他是贱货,谁再说我就跟他急!” All schoolmates feel some not to the taste. 所有同学都感觉有些不对味儿。 This saying said how...... to listen so is not right? 这话说的……怎么听着就这么不对劲? In those days, Xiang Bing weren't you one day scold Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong 78? How now...... changes in your mouth is so outstanding? 往日里,项冰你不是一天骂左小多李成龙七八遍的么?怎么现在……在你嘴里面变的这么优秀? Cannot say that Zuo Xiaoduo is the inexpensive goods...... 还不许说左小多是贱货…… You praised, won't the conscience be painful? 你这么夸,良心都不会痛么? When did you revolt? You are hit by fight that he did instigate daily enough? 你啥时候叛变了?难道你天天被他挑拨的打架还没打够? But must say that Xiang Bing had a liking for Zuo Xiaoduo, actually obviously was not, she envied the envy to admire has, did not have the meaning of admiration only! 可要说项冰看上左小多了,却又明显不是,她话里话外羡慕嫉妒佩服都有,却唯独没有倾慕之意! Many male student unstated criticism: If I have such pretty wife, I also maintain one's moral integrity outside absolutely! 好多男生心里腹诽:我要是有这么漂亮的媳妇,我在外面也绝对守身如玉的! It is not right! Bah bah bah...... we now are also the single dogs, where has does not maintain one's moral integrity? 不对!呸呸呸……我们现在还都是单身狗,哪里有不守身如玉了? Sees only Xiang Bing the squint looks at some Cult Lord, while sighed to sigh: Boss Zuo is not a womanizer for oneself, not hesitating to display a cheap person oneself...... this is feared that annoyed the sentiment debt...... so the true feelings, really was really earth-shaking! This is from the dirt, understands from the dirt? This is how high sentiment!” 只见项冰一边斜眼看着某位教主,一边喟叹道:“左老大为了自己不沾花惹草,不惜将自己表现成了一个贱人……这就是怕多惹情债啊……如此真情,真真是感天动地!这是自污,自污懂吗?这是多么高的情操啊!” The Li Chenglong big table approval, said: Frozen Egg this saying said well, Boss Zuo to the oneself wife, is really great, although said that is a little exaggerating from the dirt, but the truth also is really this truth.” 李成龙大表赞同,道:“冰蛋儿这话说得不错,左老大自己媳妇,得确是没得说,虽然说自污有点夸张,但道理还真是这个道理。” Preserves the bookshelf permanently, record reading history downloading() 永久保存书架,记录阅读历史下载() The Xiang Bing mouth casts aside was fiercer: But in our schoolmates, existences of many rare and beautiful flowers, look corpulently, a face intelligently, in fact stupid like pigs, anything do not understand, boasts of being the wise men.” 项冰嘴撇的更厉害了:“但是我们同学之中,不乏一些奇葩的存在,看着肥头大耳,一脸聪明相,实际上蠢笨如猪,什么都不懂,偏偏自诩为智者。” Li Chenglong laughs, doubles with laughter: Said well, Frozen Egg said well, Meng Changjun, you daily such smelly fart, has a look, was said? Hahahaha......” 李成龙哈哈哈大笑,前仰后合:“说得好,冰蛋说得好,孟长军,你就天天的这么臭屁,看看,被说了吧?哈哈哈哈……” All personnel high and low, the heavy line of simultaneously full forehead. 全班上下,齐齐满脑门的黑线。 What Xiang Bing said is others Meng Changjun? 项冰说的是人家孟长军么? The one who actually to say is, your Li Chenglong has not really selected to compel the number at heart!? 究竟说的是谁,你李成龙心里难道就真的没点逼数吗!? Xiang Bing also had food stuck in the throat, the air/Qi is depressed sat, is thinking the Zuo Xiaoduo those words, the expression fluctuates unceasingly. A while clenches jaws, a while gets angry...... 项冰也噎住了,气闷闷的坐了下去,想着左小多那句话,表情不断变幻。一会儿咬牙切齿,一会儿黑着脸…… After a while, during everyone discussed in a low voice, the Xiang Bing long body stood up suddenly, devils is pointing at Li Chenglong, said loudly: Li Chenglong! Has being on vacation from school not to walk!” 过了一会儿,在大家低声讨论之中,项冰突然间长身站起,凶神恶煞的指着李成龙,大声道:“李成龙!有种放学别走!”
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