„Whom made?” “约了谁？” „Was not I made anyone, was Xiang Chong this boy does not know that which muscle was not right, challenged me, the preparation made their Xiang Family expert act to hit me!” “不是我约了谁,是项冲这小子不知道哪根筋不对,向我挑战,准备让他们项家的高手出面打我！” Li Chenglong hehe smiles: „Approximately in now 11 : 00 pm, school big drill ground! When I triumph, compares notes with you again! All night compares notes, seemingly has not compared notes actually for a long time!” 李成龙呵呵一笑:“就约在今晚上11点,学校大操场！等我得胜回来,再和你切磋！彻夜切磋的倒是可以,貌似已经许久没切磋了！” „Decided!” “就这么定了！” Around 12 : 00 pm. 当天晚上十二点多。 Li Chenglong was punched the pig pig face was thrown by Xiang Chong. 李成龙被揍得猪头猪脸的被项冲扔了回来。 „This, punches your does not straighten out!” “这一顿,揍你的不开窍！” Xiang Chong furious throwing down a few words walked. 项冲怒冲冲的丢下一句话走了。 In the afternoon Xiang Chong really cannot bear, therefore made Li Chenglong dead to knock, finally was punched by Li Chenglong crazily ; Xiang Chong was about to be wild with rage. 下午项冲实在是忍不住,于是约了李成龙死磕,结果被李成龙狂揍一顿;项冲快气疯了。 Your steel so puzzled character and style ; Therefore said to the family/home, is hiding the truth from the younger sister, made Li Chenglong to go to war in the evening. 你个钢铁如此不解风情;于是给家里说了一下,瞒着妹妹,约了李成龙晚上干仗。 Punches him! 揍他！ Regarding the Xiang Family person, doesn't straighten out? 对于项家人来说,不开窍？ Easy to do, punches! 好办,揍！ Therefore tonight, sets out the elder expert, directly seven meat eight elements that Li Chenglong punches. Regarding the Xiang Family person, they have not considered to do this to be able completely to have what counter-effect...... 所以今天晚上,出动长辈高手,直接将李成龙揍的七荤八素。对于项家人来说,他们完全没考虑这样做会不会有什么反效果…… Other words had no way saying that we cannot say, our family/home girls had a liking for you, was good you to give words...... 别的话也没法说啊,我们总不能说,我们家姑娘看上你了,行不行你给个话…… This loses face. 这多丢脸啊。 Xiang Family will not definitely do this matter. 项家肯定是不会做这种事的。 With the attitude of their overlord aristocratic family is, punches several, punched is punching is straightening out! 以他们霸王世家的作风就是,多揍几顿,揍着揍着就开窍了！ If there is not straightened out...... can only urge the girl to take easy, do not may a tree hang to death! 要是还不开窍……就只能劝自家丫头想开点了,别可着一棵树吊死！ Seizes for son-in-law's matter, our Xiang Family cannot do! 强掳为婿的事,我们项家还是干不出来的！ Li Chenglong black and blue lying down on sofa, diligently opens the panda to see Zuo Xiaoduo: „Is a little bewildered this...... Xiang Chong this soul to be pale, approximately sets out the elder expert to punch me...... this to overstep the limit unexpectedly simply, never expected that he is this person, is really the person may not the facial expression......” 李成龙鼻青脸肿的躺在沙发上,努力的睁着熊猫眼看着左小多:“有点莫名其妙啊这个……项冲这个魂淡,约架居然出动长辈高手来揍我……这简直太出格,没想到他是这种人,果然是人不可貌相啊……” Heard the Xiang Chong those words, all things understanding Zuo Xiaoduo, had felt that completely immediately this punches also punches too lightly. 只是听到了项冲那句话,就将所有事情已经完全了解的左小多,顿时感觉这顿揍还揍得太轻。 Has crossed 12 points, the agreement had terminated, has the Zuo Xiaoduo whole face of speech right is the say/way of sobbing: „Yes, is the person facial expression, Xiang Chong this approach really is really not too does not reason with seriously! Swelly, this matter cannot endure, if I, I may be unable to swallow this tone, approximately approximately puts up, but why to set out the elder to punch us? This is not only excessive, simply was too excessive, never expected that Xiang Chong seemed like the man of heavy features like this, unexpectedly was competent this matter!” 已经过了十二点,约定已经完结,重新拥有说话权利的左小多满脸皆是唏嘘的道:“就是,当真是人不可貌相,项冲这作法真真是太不讲理了！肿肿,这事儿不能忍啊,要是我的话,我可咽不下这口气,约架就约架,但凭什么出动长辈揍咱们？这岂止是过分,简直是太过分了,没想到项冲这样看起来浓眉大眼的汉子,居然能干出这种事！” Instigated is Li Chenglong even more indignant? Said: „You also thought so that really was really excessive!” 被挑拨的李成龙愈发气愤起来?道:“你也这么觉得吧,真真是太过分了！” „This matter I support you, can't consider as finished? Can want the justice? However solely repairs Xiang Chong not to have the meaning? Doesn't Xiang Family have Xiang Bing in our class? Tomorrow you will punch her!” “这事我支持你,决计不能就这么算了?必须要讨回公道?不过单单修理项冲没意思?项家不还有项冰在咱们班？明天你就去揍她！” A Zuo Xiaoduo face is filled with righteous indignation is offering the stupid idea: „They hit you, you punch the unmarried girl of their family/home! Serves right! Compares aims at Xiang Chong to come directly venting!” 左小多一脸义愤填膺的出着馊主意:“他们打你,你就揍他们家的闺女！一报还一报！怎么也比直接针对项冲来得解气！” Li Chenglong hesitates: „Is this not good?” 李成龙犹豫:“这不大好吧？” „Cut...... little says you to punch resulted in!” A Zuo Xiaoduo face despises. “切……说得你少揍了似得！”左小多一脸鄙夷。 Li Chenglong thinks, right. 李成龙一想,对啊。 Now eats meal to sleep to punch Xiang Bing? Has become be used. 现在吃饭睡觉揍项冰?已经成了习惯了。 For these days hadn't punched? Unexpectedly was hit by Xiang Family...... 这几天没揍?居然就被项家打了…… Is felt that I hadn't punched the Xiang Bing reason for these days? 难道是感觉我这几天没有揍项冰的缘故？ Sees Li Chenglong is covering an eye face looking pensive, Zuo Xiaoduo smiles one badly, is soundless to go upstairs? Has not said again. 看到李成龙捂着眼睛一脸的若有所思,左小多坏笑一声,就蹑手蹑脚上了楼?没有再说更多。 Said that too many words Cult Lord only feared must respond...... 说太多的话教主只怕就要反应过来了…… During the guess of Zuo Xiaoduo? By him understanding degree to Xiang Bing? The Cult Lord pushed day is not mostly far. 在左小多的猜测之中?以他对项冰的了解程度来说?教主被强推的日子多半不远了。 Isn't the little girl that type has the big patient person? Now the crucial moment is similar. 那妞可不是那种有大耐性的人?现在火候已经差不多了。 Is Swelly hit tonight? Xiang Bing definitely does not know ; However won't this little girl do this matter? Once knows, perhaps in the heart had the sense of crisis...... to act immediately. 肿肿今晚被打?项冰肯定不知道的;但是这妞是不会做这种事的?一旦知道,心中更加有危机感……恐怕立即就会行动了。 Swelly, Xiang Bing, can this boss this ready-made matchmaker, only achieve this situation? Did not use many thanks! 肿肿啊,项冰啊,本老大这个现成媒人,就只能做到这个地步了?就不用多谢了！ The guess of Zuo Xiaoduo wicked interest? How will Xiang Bing do? 左小多恶趣味的猜测着?项冰会怎么做呢？ When the time comes can Li Chenglong cry day of wipes the tears comes to complain tearfully with oneself? Said that he was spoiled? 到时候李成龙会不会哭天抹泪的来跟自己哭诉?说他被糟蹋了？ Zuo Xiaoduo went upstairs by Wu Yuting holding. 左小多才一上楼就被吴雨婷给抓住了。 „What's the matter? Hears you in the following a lot of dirty trick instigates others to fight? With a miss family/home, you damages!” “咋回事儿？就听见你在下面一肚子坏水的怂恿人家打架?还是跟一个姑娘家,你损不损哪！” a mother knows her son best. 知子莫若母。 Wu Yuting regarding the Zuo Xiaoduo bad temperament, was understands in the bone simply. 吴雨婷对于左小多的恶劣脾气,简直是了解到了骨子里。 Actually since Zuo Xiaoduo in childhood? 5 or 6-year-old time, was punched by the children of others family/home, came back to say to Zuo Xiaonian: The elder sister, who that scolded you to scold well coarse...... 其实自从左小多小时候?五六岁的时候,被别人家的小孩揍了,回来对左小念说:姐,那个谁骂你骂得好难听…… Then instigates Zuo Xiaonian goes out to punch the person the time, Wu Yuting knows that oneself lived rare and beautiful flowers. 然后怂恿左小念出去揍人的时候,吴雨婷就知道自己生了一个奇葩。 Changed into others family/home children saying: The elder sister, I was punched by whom! Wū wū, you go to revenge to me...... 换成别人家孩子都是这么说的:姐,我被谁揍了！呜呜呜,你去给我报仇…… However my child can say: He scolded you...... 但是咱家孩子就能说:他骂你…… Half a word does not raise the oneself punched matter obstinately. 愣是半句不提自己被揍的事情。 Zuo Xiaoduo hehe the happiness, collects near the Wu Yuting ear, the low voice explanation matter beginning to end, oneself does not damage, but facilitates this fine deeds, watches several plays at most. 左小多嘿嘿的乐,凑在吴雨婷耳边,小声的说明事情始末,自己可不是损,而是促成这桩美事,顶多也就是多看几场戏而已。 „This child......” “这孩子……” Wu Yuting shakes the head: „In this goods heart is to also like that Xiang Bing, but his oneself has not known. Child this, a young boy likes a little girl, will bully her......” 吴雨婷摇摇头:“这货心底里也是喜欢那个项冰的,只是他自己还不知道罢了。小孩子都这样,一个小男孩喜欢一个小女孩,才会去欺负她……” Wu Yuting sighed: „Li Chenglong this child, the intelligence quotient had arrived at the common old monsters the situation that is hard to attain, but only has this emotional quotient also remains at six years old stage, actually good man, compared with your boy......” 吴雨婷叹口气:“李成龙这孩子,智商已经到了一般老妖怪都难以企及的地步了,但唯有这情商还停留在六岁阶段,倒是好男人一个,比你小子强多了……” Zuo Xiaoduo put in great inconvenience. 左小多委屈极了。 „Mother, your saying made me sad. You looked that I am single-minded, I from 4 or 5-year-old like Niannian Cat, likes Niannian Cat by the present......” “妈,你这话太让我伤心了。你看我多专一,我从四五岁就喜欢念念猫,到现在还喜欢念念猫……” Wu Yuting shows the whites of the eyes to go. 吴雨婷翻个白眼而去。 Really has prospects you! 真有出息你！ In the morning, was still Li Chenglong alone goes to school, Zuo Xiaoduo has not gone, he also had greatly vacation in hand. 早晨,仍旧是李成龙独自一人上学去了,左小多还是没去,他还有大把的假期在手呢。 This meeting, he is dressing up oneself, valiant of oneself appearance, charming threatening, an awe-inspiring righteousness of face, the sunlight is natural. 这会,他正在打扮自己,将自己打扮的英姿勃发,帅气逼人,一脸的正气凛然,阳光潇洒。 Then, went out with Zuo Xiaonian. 然后,才和左小念出门了。 On this day, it can be said that Zuo Xiaoduo long-awaited great day! 这一天,可说是左小多梦寐以求的大日子！ Leads the wife to stroll Hidden Dragon High Martial! 带老婆逛潜龙高武！ Announced, this is my wife! 向所有人宣布,这是我老婆！ „One day, I must hold the hand of Niannian Cat, said, this is my wife!” “有一天,我要拉着念念猫的手,对所有人说,这就是我老婆！” This goal, must be realized today. 这个目标,今天就要实现了。 Zuo Xiaoduo is high-spirited, is in a poetic mood, composes a poem extemporaneously. 左小多意气风发,诗兴大发,即兴赋诗一首。 Brings the cat to stroll in Hidden Dragon, greets praises ; 带猫漫步潜龙中,迎接一片赞美声; Envies the envy to hate quickly, I only proudly ahem...... 快来羡慕嫉妒恨,我只傲然哼哼哼…… Good poem good poem! 好诗好诗！ Really does for the occasion! 真是应景！ Today's Zuo Xiaoduo, walks seems like fluttering, the mouth holds together the honey probably, arrives at heart, the mouth sweetly on the ear. 今天的左小多,走路都像是在飘,嘴里就好像是含着一块蜜糖,甜到心里,一路嘴巴都咧在耳朵上。 Zuo Xiaonian is very helpless, but this fellow early morning pleaded, has to comply. 左小念很无奈,可这家伙一大清早就来恳求,也只好答应。 „The situation that later this same place has are definitely many, must first adapt to......” Zuo Xiaonian to think. “以后这种一起出现的场合肯定不少,先要适应一下……”左小念是这么想的。 Also, determined the relations, announced that later these have the idea to oneself, should shrink back at the sight. Also was short of the Xu Duo/many trouble. 再说,确定了关系,公布了出去,以后那些对自己有想法的,合该望而却步了。也是少了许多麻烦。 Although is shy, although in heart still more than several anxious embarrassed, actually followed Zuo Xiaoduo. 所以虽然羞涩,心中虽然仍有几多紧张窘迫,却还是跟着左小多去了。 „Boss Zuo must lead the wife to come to the school today!” “左老大今天要带媳妇来学校！” After Li Chenglong spoke these words in the morning, all schoolmates have not basically separated, everyone is gathering together ; Waited to look. 李成龙早晨说了这句话之后,全班同学基本就没分开过,所有人都在一起聚集着;就等着看了。 And several are interesting about Zuo Xiaoduo, and to own appearance quite confident female schoolmate, dressed up quietly. 其中几位对左小多有意思,且对自家容貌颇有信心的女同学,更是悄悄打扮了一下。 Heard that the Class Leader Zuo wife also comes Phoenix City, a border region small town, a very tiny area, the proper countryside girl, can somewhat the color! 听说左班长的媳妇也是出身凤凰城,一个边陲小城,弹丸之地,妥妥的乡下丫头,能有几分颜色！ But actually must make Great Class Leader Zuo know, his girlfriend and compared with me, that called one to be overshadowed! 倒要让左大班知道,他的女朋友与我相比,那叫一个黯然失色！ Later naturally can see my good! 之后自然会看到我的好！ Otherwise although this fellow emotional quotient is not lowly, but displays actually returns Cult Lord compared with Cult Lord! 要不然这家伙虽然情商不低,但表现却比教主还教主！ On the Zuo Xiaoduo wife incident, Wen Xingtian is very even curious. 就左小多媳妇事件,连文行天都很好奇。 What girl can make such inexpensive goods so maintain one's moral integrity? In the school, the female schoolmate's hand does not draw unexpectedly, disfigures one's face and fought with the fists to collapse the chest...... and so on matter besides a fist to others, other matter has not all done...... 什么样的女孩子才能让那样的贱货这般守身如玉？在学校,居然连女同学的手都不拉,除了一拳给人家毁容、一拳打塌了胸……之类的事情之外,别的事儿全都没做过…… Curious! 好奇啊！ Ye Changqing Madman Xiang Liu Yichun Cheng Guying Vice Principal Gao wait/etc., water is taking a stroll in the first class nearby ; five old men completely recited backwards from the end, took a stroll the office building from here ; When quickly to other end time takes a stroll again. 叶长青项狂人刘一春成孤鹰高副校长等,也一水的在一班的附近溜达着;五个老头儿尽都倒背着手,从这边溜达到办公楼;等到快到彼端的时候再溜达回来。 Then to the school entrance inspection inspection, then walks toward first class while convenient. 然后顺便到校门口视察视察,然后再往一班走。 „Is certainly attractive, casual do not look for one.” Madman Xiang said to Ye Changqing. “一定要好好看看,可别随随便便就找一个。”项狂人对叶长青道。 „Un.” “嗯。” Ye Changqing nods. 叶长青点头。 „If too inferior, some of our Xiang Family also many young pretty girls.” Madman Xiang continues saying: „one after another chest big buttocks giant high looks is strong, can live son that type absolutely!” “要是太次,我们项家还有不少年轻漂亮的女孩子。”项狂人继续道:“一个个胸大屁股大个子高长得壮,绝对能生儿子那种！” „If looks that is not satisfied, I made them cause badger game.” “如果看着不怎么满意,我就让她们使美人计了。” At the same time, Vice Principal Cheng sneers: „Your Xiang Family that did not call badger game.” 一边,成副校长冷笑一声:“你们项家那不叫美人计。” Madman Xiang is stunned: „What didn't call badger game to call?” 项狂人愕然:“不叫美人计叫啥？” Cheng Guying ridicules smiles: „In others family/home is badger game, in your Xiang Family, called use force!” 成孤鹰揶揄的一笑:“在别人家是美人计,在你们项家,就叫霸王硬上弓啊！” Pū! 噗！ Ye Changqing and Liu Yichun spurted as if by prior agreement, repeatedly cough. 叶长青与刘一春不约而同的喷了出来,连声咳嗽。 This two old goods, do not have the moral integrity today simply. 这两个老货,今天简直是没节操了。 first class all students, a while have to ask for leave, said goes to bathroom, actually slides to the school entrance actually has a look. 一班的所有学生,一会儿就有个请假的,说是上厕所,实则却是溜到校门口去看看。 Then a face urinated the relaxed appearance slid, shook the head, has not come. 然后一脸尿完了的轻松样子溜回来,摇头,还没来。 Then crossed several minutes of some people to go to bathroom...... 然后过几分钟就有人又上厕所了…… So 78 after consecutively people, has understood clearly Wen Xingtian helpless sighing of truth. 如此连续七八个人之后,早已洞悉真相的文行天无奈的叹了口气。 „Today does not attend class, studies by oneself. Why you love.” “今天不上课了,自习。你们爱干啥干啥吧。” Then, Wen Xingtian carries a chair without consulting anybody, sat in the entrance. 说完,文行天径自拎出来一把椅子,坐在了门口。 Everybody get the same idea, I am also very curious, even taught does not have the mood, how did not study by oneself the line...... 人同此心,我也很好奇啊,连讲课都没情绪了,不自习怎么行…… „Is beautiful?” Many people threw to only insider Li Chenglong this issue. “美不美？”好多人都将这问题抛给了唯一的知情人李成龙。 „Have you seen Heavenly Immortal?” Li Chenglong asked. “你们见过天仙吗？”李成龙问。 Shakes the head together. 一起摇头。 „Is more beautiful than Heavenly Immortal!” Li Chenglong begins supinely, says the word of heart. “比天仙还美！”李成龙仰起头,道出心底之言。 „Have you seen Heavenly Immortal?” Xiang Bing is uncomfortable immediately. “你见过天仙？”项冰登时不舒服了。 „Has not seen.” “没见过。” „Why did you say?” “那你凭啥这么说？” „I think that the single opinion, does do your really matter?” “我就这么认为的,一家之言,干你甚事？” „Hehe, looks at your appearance, probably your wife.” Xiang Bing focuses slantingly: „Urination photo your oneself, do not have a dream, that is the Zuo Xiaoduo wife, others the wife, you worry about?” “呵呵,看你这个样子,好像是你媳妇似的。”项冰斜着眼:“撒泡尿照照你自己,别做梦了,那是左小多的媳妇,人家得媳妇,你惦念的着么？” „I have not had a dream, has not worried about.” Li Chenglong stares saying: „Said again I do worry about, has hair relations with you, wants you to stick a thorn? Believes me to punch you?!” “我没做梦,也没惦念。”李成龙瞪眼道:“再说我惦念不惦念,跟你有毛关系,要你扎刺？信不信我揍你？！” The Xiang Bing eye socket was red, throws out the chest to go forward: „You dare!” 项冰眼圈红了,一挺胸上前:“你敢！” „I do not dare!?” A Li Chenglong face grins fiendishly, being ready to fight stands, takes fist greeting on the chest. “我不敢！？”李成龙一脸狞笑,摩拳擦掌的站起来,就要一拳招呼在胸膛上。 At the same time, Xiang Chong clenches jaws. 一边,项冲咬牙切齿。 Meng Changjun is also a face distortion. 孟长军亦是一脸扭曲。 You did not fear you especially, as soon as after fighting with the fists your son, does not have the food to eat...... 特么你就不怕你一拳打得你儿子以后没饭吃…… Was at this time...... 正在这时候…… „Came to come!” “来了来了来了！” Only reveals half head detection in the corner Hao Han whiz the retracting head all of a sudden, raises the arm to shout loudly. 在墙角只露出半个脑袋侦查的郝汉嗖的一下子缩回头,振臂高呼。 Bang! 轰！ The people ran. 众人都跑了出来。 Under is in the glare of the public eye, sees only the direction of distant to school entrance, the Zuo Xiaoduo whole body is spirited, is similar to flutters general toward here flutters...... 众目睽睽之下,只见远方通往校门口的方向,左小多满身昂扬,正如同飘一般的往这边飘过来…… The cocky smile that face cannot control, saw that who arches a hand: „Ha, my wife, this is my wife......” 那一脸控制不住的嘚瑟笑容,看到谁都拱个手:“哈哈哈,我媳妇儿,这是我媳妇儿……” Smiles the eye to look to disappear. 笑得眼睛都看不见了。 ............ …………