Lie Xiaohuo is the whole body trembles. 烈小火已经是浑身发抖了。 Bullies the person! 欺负人啊！ The mistreatment person of scarlet fruits! 赤果果的欺负人啊！ These three, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, one is the wife of your apprentice...... 这三个,一个是你侄子,一个是你徒弟,还有一个是你徒弟的媳妇…… They are respectful to you, again how what is done, that is not natural? 他们对你再恭敬,再如何如之何的,那不都是理所当然的吗？ Let alone called your uncle, they asked your father the fathers not to find it strange! 别说叫你叔,他们叫你爹老子都不觉得奇怪！ But we? 但我们呢？ We and are you good of person of the same generation? 我们和你是平辈的好不好？ This bastard uses something as a pretext, did you have not to have? 这混蛋借题发挥,你还有完没完了？ Zuo Xiaoduo does not certainly know that inside many matters, haha said with a smile: „Aiya the multi- important matters, later I saw your parents, same do not salute to kowtow? This matter is normal.” 左小多当然不知道里面多少事,哈哈笑道:“哎呀多大事,以后我见了你们爸妈,不也一样要行礼磕头的嘛？这事儿多正常。” Also can kowtow??? 还要磕头？？？ Raging Fire wait/etc. look at Zuo Xiaoduo, at heart scolding, you special really worthily are your father's son! 烈火等看着左小多,心里一个劲的骂,你特么真不愧是你爹的儿子啊！ This gene heredity was also too good! 这基因遗传的也太好了吧！ Lie Xiaohuo and other vision strange looks at Zuo Xiaoduo, really wants to make into the meat sauce this boy. 烈小火等目光诡异的看着左小多,真想将这小子打成肉酱了。 My Cao your small gadget really simple-hearted installs? 我曹你这小玩意儿是真的天真无邪啊还是装的啊？ How kowtows...... you to think. 磕头……你咋想的啊。 We are only all right to have a look at his adopted son for boss idly, finally comes the later matter to compare a matter to be vexed. 我们只是闲的没事儿来替老大看看他的干儿子,结果来之后一件事比一件事糟心。 First meets the spy who oneself sends ; So many years dispatch the work of spy to change to the running water completely. 先将自己派的奸细接回去;这么多年派遣奸细的劳动全部化作流水。 Then lost Ice Whitesoul, even also lost 10% space vestige commodities...... 然后输了一道冰魄,甚至还输了10%的空间遗迹物资…… Final final, what matter finished up, eats meal to eat us to baseless be short unexpectedly a generation? 最后的最后,啥事儿都完事了,来吃顿饭居然吃到了我们要凭空矮一辈？ Today really really really damn! 今天真真真是见鬼了！ Moreover one time was saw two! 而且是一次见了俩！ Four person meetings had regretted that resulted in the intestines to be blue! 四个人这会已经后悔得肠子都青了！ Do that this we do? Looks to eat the chicken? 那这一趟我们来干嘛的？找吃鸡？ You Xiaoyu almost smiled the intestines, on the face was actually serious, knit the brows to urge: „Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, your one after another has not come to see Uncle Zuo Aunt Zuo a bit faster!?” 尤小鱼几乎笑断了肠子,脸上却是一片严肃,皱眉催促道:“烈小火,冰小冰,孔小丹,你们这一个个的还不快点过来参见左叔左婶！？” Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also urged repeatedly. 云小虎和白小朵亦是连声催促。 Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting are kind are waiting for...... 左长路和吴雨婷则都是一脸慈祥的等待着…… Lie Xiaohuo must erupt, from top to bottom wells up fiery red suddenly ; Xue Xiaoluo quickly holds down he, shakes the head. 烈小火要爆发了,浑身上下突然间涌起来一股火红;雪小落急忙按住他,摇摇头。 Were you insane? 你疯了？ Now can send back to complete the metaplasia him? 难道现在要将他送回去完成化生么？ Also, you wanted noisy entire continent to know that we did throw such Sir? 再说了,你想要闹的整个大陆都知道我们丢了这么大人？ You are not concerned about face, I am also concerned about face...... 你不要脸,我还要脸呢…… Xue Xiaoluo stacks a smile, greets with a smile said to Wu Yuting: „This...... we, although is looks young, actually...... the age also was very big...... you to look......” 雪小落堆起一副笑脸,陪着笑对吴雨婷说道:“这个……我们虽然是看着年轻,其实……年龄也挺不小了……您看……” Was saying winking signals with the eyes. 说着一个劲的挤眼使眼色。 Two hands are also drawing the Wu Yuting sleeves, swung swinging, swung...... a face plea. 两只手还拉着吴雨婷的衣袖,摇了摇,摇了摇……一脸恳求。 Wu Yuting sighed, heart compelled like this Raging Fire and the others, was similar. 吴雨婷叹了口气,心道把烈火等人逼成这样子,也差不多了。 A Wu Yuting piece of graceful say/way: „His father, ok ; A children also boss big person...... said again, the red hair wives planned must give me the thing......” 吴雨婷一片雍容的道:“他爸,算了吧;孩子们也都老大不小的人了……再说,红毛媳妇都打算要送我东西了……” A Xue Xiaoluo face compels ignorant: Who...... who said that can give you thing? 雪小落一脸懵逼:谁……谁说要送你东西了？ But now where dares to say no? Wu Yuting are asking favor to oneself and the others now, if oneself said that...... this Uncle Zuo Aunt Zuo does not call today! 但现在哪里敢说不？吴雨婷现在正在给自己等人求情呢,若是自己说个不……那么今天这左叔左婶就叫定了！ Clearly, this is the price of plea. 很明显,这就是求情的代价啊。 Wu Yuting said, looked at Xue Xiaoluo. 吴雨婷说完,看了一眼雪小落。 The Xue Xiaoluo hurried chicken pecking meter/rice nods generally again and again. 雪小落急忙小鸡啄米一般连连点头。 You said that delivers any me to deliver anything, hurrying makes us this close first passes! 您说送啥我就送啥,赶紧让我们把这一关先过去！ Zuo Changlu naturally Raging Fire and the others to call the uncle, he also clear, even if now the evening compels these four fellow true bodies, these four fellow also absolutely not Ken's name were Uncle oneself. 左长路当然不是非要让烈火等人叫叔叔,他心里也清楚,今晚上哪怕是将这四个家伙真身逼出来,这四个家伙也是万万不肯叫自己叔叔的了。 Therefore this is only a strategy, confirmed that one's own side occupies completely the winning side! 所以这只是一种战略,确认己方占尽上风而已！ Now is very clear, oneself is the universe arrogates to oneself. Looked that which dares to explode the thorn? 现在很明白了,自己已经是乾坤独揽了。看哪个敢炸刺？ Tries? 试试？ „Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Zuo Changlu sends out one skewer long to smile: „Cracks a joke, cracks a joke. Ha, arrived here to oneself, do not restrict, do not restrict, comes, ate the vegetable/dish.” 左长路发出一串长笑:“开个玩笑,开个玩笑而已。哈哈哈,来到我这里就是到自己家了嘛,别拘束,别拘束,来来来,吃菜。” Lie Xiaohuo and the others finally long relaxing. 烈小火等人终于长长的松了一口气。 I dropped Oh...... a moment ago almost on the cerebral hemorrhage...... 我滴个天哪……刚才差点就脑溢血了…… „I make the lord accompany the responsibility good.” “我得行使一下主陪职责啊。” Zuo Changlu was graceful, was saying affection clamped a chopsticks chicken kidney to Lie Xiaohuo: „Red hair, you eat this, this good, invigorating the kidney. Also wants to say you to be young, does not understand to control, since you have the age story, I was not many say anything, looks at you now this waist rickets, everything do not show off power...... the man, should say that the incorrect time must not say good.” 左长路落落大方,说着慈爱的给烈小火夹了一筷子鸡腰子:“红毛,你多吃点这个,这个好,补肾。原本还想说你年纪小,不懂得节制,既然你也有年岁阅历,我就不多说什么了,瞧你现在这腰佝偻的,千万别事事逞强……男人嘛,该说不行的时候就要说不行。” Lie Xiaohuo forces in the mouth the chicken kidney, chews ruthlessly, the expression is very fierce, chews very makes an effort. 烈小火将鸡腰子塞进嘴里,狠狠嘴嚼,表情很是狰狞,嘴嚼得十分用力。 I make up your younger sister! 我补你妹！ You special deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys! 你特么才肾亏！ Your waist rickets! 你丫的腰才佝偻了！ You are not good! 你才不行！ Your entire family is not good! 你全家都不行！ „Young pill, you must eat this.” “小丹啊,你得多吃点这个。” Zuo Changlu clamped a chopsticks fragrant-flowered garlic to Kong Xiaodan: „This good, this can fortify yang. Looks at your physique, later grew up to ask the wife also to be young difficult the office...... while to make up.” 左长路给孔小丹夹了一筷子韭菜:“这个好,这个能壮阳。看你这体格,以后长大了找了媳妇也难办……趁着年轻多补补。” Kong Xiaodan forces in the mouth ruthlessly, sends out chewing sound that claps hands, was fantasizing oneself chews is Zuo Changlu! 孔小丹狠狠塞进嘴里,发出呱唧呱唧的嘴嚼声,幻想着自己嚼得乃是左长路！ You need to fortify yang! 你才需要壮阳！ Your entire family needs to fortify yang! 你全家都需要壮阳！ Old small all needs to fortify yang, is strong your! 老的小的全都需要壮阳,壮死你丫的！ „Ha, Little Bing, comes......” “哈哈哈,小冰,来来来……” Zuo Changlu clamped a chopsticks chicken heart: „As the saying goes, eats anything to make up anything. This gadget you eat are just appropriate.” 左长路夹了一筷子鸡心:“俗话说,吃啥补啥。这玩意儿你吃正合适。” Bing Xiaobing stare to right: You were said that I didn't have the mind? 冰小冰瞠目以对:你这是说我没心眼？ Looks to be clamped the chicken heart in plate, Bing Xiaobing closes one's eyes to swallow down. 看着被夹到盘里的鸡心,冰小冰闭着眼睛吞了下去。 The father does not chew! 老子不嚼！ Father swallow alive! 老子生吞！ Waits for some day, the father seems swallow alive chicken heart to be common, swallow alive your damn! 等有朝一日,老子就好像生吞这鸡心一般,生吞了你这狗日的！ Zuo Changlu clamps a chopsticks pristipomoides typus eye to give You Xiaoyu at once: „Small fish, matter manages well, I and your Aunt Zuo must look at your one eyes now high.” 左长路旋即又夹了一筷子鱼眼给尤小鱼:“小鱼啊,事情儿办得不错,我和你左婶现在都要高看你一眼了。” You Xiaoyu almost slips to the chair under. 尤小鱼差点出溜到椅子下面去。 Do not look at my one eyes high, I am afraid. 您可别高看我一眼,我害怕。 Looks in a morning market the gigantic fish eyeball, seems staring oneself, You Xiaoyu even more was trembling. 看着面前盘里硕大的鱼眼珠子,似乎在瞪着自己,尤小鱼愈发的哆嗦了起来。 „Eats the vegetable/dish to eat the vegetable/dish.” Zuo Changlu greeted Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: „Your oneself eats, was far, I cannot reach. Did not clamp the vegetable/dish to you.” “吃菜吃菜。”左长路招呼云小虎和白小朵:“你俩自己吃,远了,我够不着。就不给你俩夹菜了。” „Thanks Uncle Zuo.” Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo expressed gratitude with one voice, now also really only then they feel relieved the happy eating vegetable/dish. “谢谢左叔。”云小虎和白小朵齐声道谢,现在还真的就只有他俩才是放心舒畅的吃菜。 Then Zuo Changlu holds up the cup: „Arrived at my family, making us raise glass together, tonight was unforgettable, do not forget tonight......” 然后左长路举起杯子:“来到我家了,让我们共同举杯,今宵难忘,勿忘今宵……” Lie Xiaohuo wait/etc. had wanted to drink, the hurriedness carried, but started to drink , this glass of liquor carried twice one not to drink especially. 烈小火等早就想要喝酒了,急忙就端了起来,可算是开始喝酒了,特么的,这杯酒端了两次了一口没喝。 Your son carried and put down, finally told a story to us...... 你儿子端起来又放下了,结果给我们讲了个故事…… Will drink. 正要喝。 Actually sees Zuo Changlu to laugh, unexpectedly put down the wine glass, smiled is very happy: „Said some should not, but did not say that does not smile the liveliness of where coming, the names of your several people, making me think that a story, very interesting story, had to speak out, has to speak out......” 却看到左长路哈哈一笑,居然又将酒杯放下了,笑的很是欢乐:“说起来有些不应该,不过不说不笑哪里来的热闹,你们几个人的名字,让我想起来了一个故事,很有趣的故事,不吐不快,不吐不快啊……” „Pū......” “噗……” You Xiaoyu chews the fish eye almost to spurt, by fits and starts chokes outward. 尤小鱼嚼着鱼眼差点喷出来,一阵一阵的往外呛。 Lie Xiaohuo and the others carried the wine glass whole face to write all over desperately. 烈小火等人端着酒杯满脸写满了绝望。 Do you want to do?! 你又要干啥？！ „It is not busy drinks, is not busy at drinking, listening to this story to be busy at drinking, so as to avoid chokes.” “不忙喝酒,不忙喝酒,听这故事不着忙喝酒,免得呛到。” Zuo Changlu smiles is very happy: „This is one about the story that the rich man treats, specially interesting, has the idea...... ha, my whole life depended on this joke to live, I say to you.” 左长路笑的很欢乐:“这是一个关于有钱人请客的故事,特别的有意思,有想法……哈哈哈,我这辈子就靠这个笑话活着了,我给你们讲讲。” This even Zuo Xiaoduo choked unavoidably ; The cough, Li Chenglong lowers the head repeatedly, hurries to put down the wine glass, the smiled whole body ripples, if not put down the wine glass, the liquor must certainly sprinkle. 这回连左小多都不免呛了一下;连声咳嗽,李成龙低下头,赶紧放下酒杯,笑的浑身荡漾,要是不放下酒杯,酒肯定是要洒了的。 Lie Xiaohuo and other face despairs, this special...... this is really solid educational foundation received from family elders. 烈小火等一脸绝望,这特么……这真是家学渊源。 Indeed before compelled to ask the uncle to hit the upholstery for here? Or said that the ginger is old spicy, this Zuo Changlu was more sinister than his son...... 敢情之前逼着叫叔叔是在为这儿打铺垫呢？要不说姜还是老的辣,这个左长路比他儿子阴险多了…… Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo two people bodies are also shiver, actually bears forcefully, Yun Xiaohu passing on responsibilities played the role of supporting speaker: „Uncle Zuo, does not know that is what story? How does an interest, have the idea?” 云小虎与白小朵两人身子亦是颤抖不已着,却是强行忍住,云小虎更是当仁不让的充当了捧哏的角色:“左叔,不知是什么故事？怎么个有意思,有想法呢？” The Zuo Changlu appreciation looks at his one eyes, said: „Formerly, the exceptionally natural people, were quite many because of his poor friend, the person who therefore, eats at his home are also quite many, this does not have the matter of means that crosses wealthy this, as the saying goes, occupies bustling streets no one to ask poorly, has the distant relative in the remote mountain richly......” 左长路赞赏地看他一眼,道:“从前啊,有一位异常大方的人,因为他的穷朋友比较多,所以,到他家吃饭的人也比较多,这个是没办法的事情,过得富裕都这样,俗话说得好,穷居闹市无人问,富在深山有远亲……” Yun Xiaohu: „What Uncle Zuo these two words saying is really the full life philosophy, this mortal world sensibility......” 云小虎:“左叔这两句话说的真是满满的人生哲理,尘世感悟啊……” Lie Xiaohuo and the others had a headache to crack, the heart that wants dead had. 烈小火等人头痛欲裂,想死的心都有了。 Really! 果然！ Really! 果然！ The paralysis, this damn does the story also need to listen again? 麻痹的,难道这个操蛋得故事还要再听一遍？ Zuo Xiaoduo lecture, they can also act shamelessly, but can also pretend ignorance, but...... seemingly cannot now! 左小多讲的时候,他们还可以耍赖,还可以装聋作哑,但是现在……貌似再不能了啊！ The status is completely coordinated, even the opposite party also has to surpass...... 身份完全对等,甚至对方还有超出…… If this were asked on the face „young fellow, you eat meal to my family, what brought to me?” 这要是被问到脸上“小伙啊,你到我家来吃饭,给我带来了什么啊？” But really did not have the face. 可就真没脸了。 That side, Zuo Changlu smooth told the story, Yun Xiaohu proficiently supporting speaker — — just listened, can not be skilled? Has the Li Chenglong pearls and jade before, have come two times doesn't Yun Xiaohu, hold is not with meticulous care unreasonable? 那边,左长路流畅的讲故事,云小虎熟练地捧哏——刚刚听了一遍,能不熟练吗？有李成龙珠玉在前,二次来过的云小虎,不捧得丝丝入扣才不合理好吗？ Even Zuo Changlu is surprised, this apprentice the brain is so easy-to-use today, usually in hasn't seen this smart vigor? 连左长路都心生诧异,这个徒弟今天脑子怎么这么好用,平日里没见到这个机灵劲啊？ When he talked about ‚this poor friend to be young, just looked for the wife, was a young fellow, therefore everyone called his young fellow......’ 当他一路讲到了‘这个穷朋友年纪轻,刚找了媳妇,是个小伙子,所以大家都叫他小伙……’ Lie Xiaohuo stood suddenly, a face is solemn and stirring, said: „This, said ashamed, this time takes the liberty to visit, is really does not have the surplus...... luckily, I suddenly thought that before I came, gave Schoolmate Zuo Xiaoduo to bring some gifts...... almost to forget.” 烈小火突然站了起来,一脸悲壮,道:“这个,说起来惭愧,这次冒昧到访,实在是身无长物……幸亏,我突然想起来了,我来之前还是给左小多同学带了些礼物……差点忘了。” Bai Xiaoduo curls the lip crazily: Really had a face saying that but also ‚almost forgot’, hehe, my master, if did not come, you really did forget? 白小朵狂撇嘴:真有脸说,还‘差点忘了’,呵呵,我师傅要是不来,你就真忘了吧？ Zuo Changlu frowns, a face ‚I do not receive gifts’ ; Said: „Schoolmate Lie Xiaohuo, yeah, does not use this, my tells a story, my did not say you......” 左长路皱起眉头,一脸的‘我不收礼’;说道:“烈小火同学,哎,不用这样,我这只是讲个故事,我这可不是说你哦……” The Zuo Changlu education said: „Everything, cannot take a seat according to ticket number. This is the life truth that my so many years summarize.” 左长路教育道:“凡事儿,不能太对号入座了。这是我这么多年总结出来的人生道理啊。” The Lie Xiaohuo one breath suppresses in the throat. 烈小火一口气憋在喉咙里。 Really wants to spurt your face! 真想要喷你一脸！ If I now do not stand to surrender, you special must point at my nose to start immediately to scold, you have not said me! 我现在要是不站起来自首,你特么马上就要指着我的鼻子开始骂了,你还不是说我！