UPOH :: Volume #2

#391: Uncle Zuo Aunt Zuo?? 【Second!】


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Zuo Changlu smiles is looking at everyone, the surface like the jade pendant adorning a hat, the makings of that scholarly, making one see to believe. 左长路微笑着看着所有人,面如冠玉,那种儒雅的气质,让人一见心折。 The bearing is graceful, writes with a free pen, sits in the seat of honor, calm as water and lofty as a mountain, vastly like sea. 气度雍容,挥洒自如,坐在主位,渊渟岳峙,浩瀚如海。 Let the person look, cannot bear from acclaims one at heart: This is the true modest and self-demanding gentleman, mild such as jade! 让人一看,就忍不住从心里赞叹一声:这才是真真正正的谦谦君子,温润如玉啊! Lie Xiaohuo and the others look at the Zuo Changlu scholarly to the extreme, opens mouth the graceful speech, is actually the vision strange. 烈小火等人看着左长路儒雅到极点,一张嘴优雅的说话,却是目光奇异。 Like seeing the great Kun in legend, opened swallowed a day of big mouth. 如同看到传说中的巨鲲,张开了吞天大嘴。 Zuo Changlu laughs: 左长路哈哈一笑: Our couples come from far away, is the son who has a look at to go to school outside, but the sincerity has not thought that today just, is so...... hehe, roomfull of guests.” “我们夫妇远道而来,就是过来看看在外上学的儿子,但真心没想到,今天甫来,便是这般的……呵呵,高朋满座啊。” Zuo Changlu roomfull of guests four characters, will nip especially heavily. 左长路将‘高朋满座’四个字,咬得格外重。 „......” “咯……” Bai Xiaoduo smiles the half sound, receives. 白小朵笑出来半声,又收住。 These words, only itself, what said is really the least bit problem does not have, this is true roomfull of guests! 这句话,只就本身而言,说的真是半点毛病也没有,这是真真正正的‘高朋满座’! Even if in three continent, anybody comes to see this table, still only then approves, could not say no. 就算是三个大陆之中,任何人来看看这一桌,也只有认同,说不出半个不字。 Moreover except for roomfull of guests the adjectives of these four characters, could not find out other to describe again appropriately. 而且除了“高朋满座”这四个字的形容词,再也想不出其他更恰当的形容了。 This since had this idiom, with today's this dinner party, true using right place! 这个自从有了这个成语,用到今天这个饭局上,才是真正的用对了地方! „Very happy! Very happy!” “很高兴!很开心!” Zuo Changlu is very sigh with emotion, said: Parents, the hope noticed that the oneself son has prospects, but the son has prospects, where from can see? On friend who since he makes, can see.” 左长路很感慨,道:“为人父母,就渴望看到自己儿子有出息,而儿子有出息,从什么地方可以看到呢?从他交的朋友身上,就可以看得到了。” Friends have prospects very much, the child has prospects inevitably!” “朋友们都很有出息,孩子就必然有出息!” A You Xiaoyu face embarrasedly. 尤小鱼一脸讪讪。 The Lie Xiaohuo strong self-stabilization, the supercilious look turns randomly. 烈小火强自镇定,白眼乱翻。 Was this old goods this suppressed for a long time? Today finally can release for flight, you look at his cocky. 这老货这是憋了好久了吧?今天终于可以放飞一下,你瞧他嘚瑟的。 Now sees you, I it can be said that put a heart of remaining pending for a long time.” “如今看到你们,我可说是放了久悬的一颗心。” Zuo Changlu sobbed: Has your such friends, through with your being together, my son later will be definitely getting better and better, gradually will become the true gentleman, becomes...... a noble person, a pure person, a virtuous person, a person who was separated from the vulgar interest.” 左长路唏嘘道:“有你们这样的朋友,通过跟你们的相处,我儿子以后肯定会越来越好,逐渐会成为真正的君子,成为……一个高尚的人,一个纯粹的人,一个有道德的人,一个脱离了低级趣味的人。” cough cough coughs......” 咳咳咳……” Kong Xiaodan coughs repeatedly. 孔小丹连声咳嗽起来。 I am not good, I could not bear. 我不行了,我忍不住了。 These four people who your son pupil surpasses the teacher, you have soon said now, do not have the least bit to relate with him absolutely...... 您儿子现在就已经快要青出于蓝了,您说的这四种人,与他断断是没有半点关系的…… „...... This is the parents, biggest pride.” “……这是为人父母,最大的骄傲。” The Zuo Changlu whole face is gratified, sees Mr. and Mrs. Raging Fire with a vision of affection, looks at Kong Xiaodan, looks at Bing Xiaobing: You are the good child......” 左长路满脸欣慰,用一种慈爱的目光看着烈火夫妇,看着孔小丹,看着冰小冰:“你们都是好孩子啊……” Affection vision, glance back and forth. 慈爱的目光,来回的扫视。 Four people of complexion azure, white. 四人的脸色一阵青,一阵白。 I think that grass your Sir please may be good! 我想草你大爷请可行不行! Almost, Master Zuo, light/only clubbed 99 not to hit one, continued to be possible again! 差不多就得了吧,左爷,光棍打九九不打加一,再继续可就过了! But Zuo Changlu has not planned to consider as finished obviously, sees only him to continue to sob: Everyone is the youth talent, I have not known that honored name...... is?” 左长路显然没打算就这么算了,只见他继续唏嘘:“各位都是青年才俊,我还没有知道各位的尊姓大名……是?” Father!” “爸!” Zuo Xiaoduo this meeting had felt that this meeting atmosphere is somewhat strange, some are not right, quickly stands the introduction, said: Sits in of your here red hair, called Lie Xiaohuo, this was his wife, called Xue Xiaoluo.” 左小多这会已经感觉到这会气氛有些怪异,有些不对劲,急忙站起来介绍,道:“坐在你这边红头发的这位,叫烈小火,这个是他媳妇,叫雪小落。” Zuo Changlu gentle looks at Lie Xiaohuo: Red hair, your name is good. Un, rare, later, must treasure to your wife ; After all, now this years, can look for a wife, are not very easy. Especially your this red hair, looks is the bad youth, you, your wife are also willing like this with you, rare!” 左长路慈祥的看着烈小火:“红毛啊,你这名字不错。恩,难得啊,以后,对你媳妇一定要珍惜;毕竟,如今这个年月,能找个媳妇,已经很不容易。尤其是你这种一头红头发,一看就是不良青年,你都这样了,你媳妇还愿意跟你,难得啊!” A Zuo Changlu school of sincere elder tone said. 左长路一派语重心长的长辈口吻说道。 Hahahaha......” Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo cannot control smiles to make noise. “哈哈哈哈……”云小虎白小朵控制不住的笑出声。 A Lie Xiaohuo face rises red, wishes one could to choke to death Zuo Changlu, but actually only then the stutter said: Is...... 烈小火一张脸涨得通红,恨不得一把掐死左长路,但却只有结结巴巴道:“是……是啊。” Zuo Changlu smiles lightly, elegant saying: Originally this saying did not arrive at me saying that but somewhat had to speak out, flame you, looked for a time to dye the hair ; You look at your, looked was not steady...... said again, now the society is very chaotic, seduced also many to the young people, particularly gambled and so on, the flame, later, must record sincerely must be far away from gambling.” 左长路淡淡笑了笑,文雅的说道:“本来这话不到我说,但是又有些不吐不快,小火你呀,还是找个时间将头发染回来吧;你看你这样子,一看就不稳重啊……再说,现在社会很乱,对年轻人诱惑也很多,尤其是赌博之类的,小火啊,以后,要谨记一定要远离赌博。” He carefully looked at the face of Lie Xiaohuo, said: You looked, your appearance is not good, is easy to impulse, one impulsive, gambling is easy to lose the reason, if even/including the wife were also won, but was not good.” 他仔仔细细的看了看烈小火的脸,道:“你看,你这面相可不大好啊,容易冲动,一冲动,赌博就容易失去理智,万一连媳妇也被人赢了去,可就不大好了。” If by some chance lost the wife only to act shamelessly, however acted shamelessly, but was not good.” “万一输了媳妇就只能耍赖,但是耍赖,可就更加的不大好了。” In the Lie Xiaohuo throat is similar to is swallowing a heat the charcoal to be the same. 烈小火喉咙里如同吞着一颗烧红了的火炭一般。 Cannot swallow, cannot spit. 咽不下去,吐不出来。 Such, looks to feel sorry. 那样子,看着可怜极了。 Xue Xiaoluo is biting the lip, with chopsticks bitterly is forking a front fish, forks pulpy pulpy the half body of fish. 雪小落咬着嘴唇,用筷子恨恨的叉着面前的一条鱼,将鱼的半边身体叉得稀烂稀烂的。 Does not know at heart is forking Zuo Changlu to fork Raging Fire. 心里也不知道是在叉左长路还是在叉烈火 My mother this looks is very graceful, called Kong Xiaodan, this named Bing Xiaobing. Is......” “我妈这边这位长得很帅的,叫孔小丹,这位叫冰小冰。都是……” Zuo Xiaoduo thinks, said: Is came from very far place...... the friend.” 左小多想了想,道:“都是来自很远的地方的……朋友。” Cannot say from Shaman Alliance this saying, the father does not know was best, knows certainly must be worried dead. 来自巫盟这话可不能说,老爸不知道最好了,知道了肯定要担心死啊。 Comes from far away? Good good, it is very pleasant to have friends from afar?” “远道而来?不错不错,有朋自远方来,不亦乐乎?” Zuo Changlu entrained an article, then looks at Kong Xiaodan, the tone is gentle: Young pill?” 左长路拽了一句文,然后看着孔小丹,口气慈祥:“小丹?” Kong Xiaodan: cough cough un volume cough cough coughs......” 孔小丹:“咳咳咳嗯额咳咳咳……” Turns the head to look at Bing Xiaobing: Little Bing?” Tone very strange. 转头看着冰小冰:“小冰?”口气很是奇异。 Bing Xiaobing: cough cough...... cough cough...... is coughing graciousness cough cough coughs......” 冰小冰:“咳咳……咳咳……是咳恩咳咳咳……” Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting almost smiled to break the belly. 左长路吴雨婷几乎笑破了肚皮。 The feeling of couple sincerity, today son's banquet, but was really interesting! 夫妻二人真心的感觉到,今天儿子的这一顿酒宴,可真是太有意思了! But what is more interesting, at the right moment arrival of oneself couple, since met, certainly must play a while! 而更有趣的是,自己夫妇二人的适时到来,既然遇上了,肯定是要多玩一会儿的! If this while played, rather was unfair to oneself. 这要是一会儿就玩完了,未免太对不起自己了。 Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting definitely are certain: This matter, oneself this whole life, most also bumped into such a chapter! 左长路吴雨婷完全可以肯定:这种事,自己这辈子,最多也就碰上这么一回了! Absolutely is absolutely impossible to have again next time! 绝对绝对不可能再有下次! After this time and ensure this fellows have many run far! 此次之后,保证这帮家伙有多远跑多远! Moreover today can display heartily, does not need any scruples: Because Raging Fire they do not dare to expose the oneself status. 而且今天可以尽情发挥,不必有任何顾忌:因为烈火他们根本不敢暴露自己身份。 The status does not expose, is the small group spreads, the facial skin can also be able to support. If at the scene exposed status, then later publicizes on continent, several Great Shaman did not serve as the person. 身份不暴露,那么就是小圈子流传,脸皮还能撑得住。若是当场暴露身份,那么以后在大陆上一宣扬,几位大巫也就不用做人了。 Bullied the weak did not say that pretended to be the son peers, was captured this matter by Heaven Patrolling Throne at the scene, can definitely interpolate the textbook. 以大欺小就不说了,冒充人家儿子同辈,然后被巡天御座当场抓获这种事,完全可以写进教科书。 Later so long as for generations person saw can happy upside down. 以后世世代代的人只要看到就能乐个底朝天。 Who can lose that person? 谁能丢的起那个人? Once in a thousand years, to fall through ancient times, and unique liquor bureau without parallel in history! 千载难逢,亘古以降,空前绝后、绝无仅有的酒局啊! This is really the day of officer blessings...... 这真是天官赐福…… Raging Fire they, although changed the appearance, even build anything also all changed, but how had fought ten million years Zuo Changlu with them and Wu Yuting can unable to recognize their true body whose! 烈火他们虽然改变了容貌,甚至连体型什么的也全都改变了,但已经与他们战斗了千万年的左长路吴雨婷又怎么能认不出来他们的真身谁属! Without exaggeration: Even if these people were destroyed only had several bones, Zuo Changlu can still recognize, which bone is Raging Fire, that bone is Ice Dark! 说句不夸张的话:就算是这几个人被打碎了只剩下几根骨头,左长路也能一眼就认出来,哪一根骨头是烈火的,那一个骨头是冰冥的! Zuo Changlu even dares to emit me to admit mistakes a bone live broadcast streaking entire world this guarantee! 左长路甚至敢放出“我认错一根骨头直播裸奔全世界”这种保证! Your this one after another, were so how constrained.” “你们这一个个的,怎地这般拘束了。” Zuo Changlu is somewhat discontented, said: Since comes to the family/home, that is one of us, what vigor restricts?” 左长路有些不满,道:“既然来到家里,那就是自家人,拘束个什么劲?” Zuo Xiaoduo is also felt that these people are somewhat cramped, could not let loose a moment ago, said: Yes, do not work as the bystander with oneself, my parents are very good to speak, does not use that constrained.” 左小多也是感觉这几个人有些局促,不似刚才放得开,道:“是啊,别拿自己当外人,我老爸老妈很好说话的,不用那么拘束。” Very good to speak? 很好说话的? Several people are overwhelming. Yes, we know that he is very good to speak. 几个人心里已经翻江倒海。是,我们知道他是很好说话的。 But we know knows with you is not same. 只不过我们知道的与你知道的不大一样。 Zuo Changlu said temperately: Everyone is in the person dragon and phoenix, one generation of outstanding, but since you and my son are peers, that should call me Uncle Zuo is right.” 左长路温和地说道:“各位都是人中龙凤,一代俊杰,但既然你们与我儿子是同辈,那就应该叫我一声左叔才对嘛。” Uncle Zuo?! 左叔?! Raging Fire several people wanted to escape immediately escape. 烈火几个人想要立即遁地而逃了。 Especially, making us call your uncle? 特么的,让我们叫你叔? If this, how making us also raise the head to see the person? 这要是真叫了,让我们还怎么抬头见人? Zuo Changlu narrows the eyes the eye, said: Now Xiaoduo grown up, we will very be idle from now on, planned that transfers the revolutions everywhere. Perhaps can also pass by your hometown...... when the time comes, invited some newspaper office television stations, propagandized.” 左长路眯眯眼,道:“如今小多已经长大成人,我们夫妻二人今后空闲得很,打算到处去转转。说不定还能路过你们家乡呢……到时候,请些报社电视台得,宣传宣传。” Newspaper office television station? 报社电视台? Lie Xiaohuo and the others are collectively scared. 烈小火等人集体傻眼。 This is...... the naked threat! 这是……赤裸裸的威胁! Can you be so ruthless? 你要不要这么狠? Zuo Changlu said to You Xiaoyu with a smile: You said that right didn't call...... the small fish to...... you?” Hits a meaningful glance: Under demonstration! 左长路笑着对尤小鱼说道:“你说对不对……你叫……小鱼?”打个眼色:示范下! The You Xiaoyu mind empathize, stands immediately, the attitude is respectful and prudent, said: Uncle Zuo said right, we and Xiaoduo are the peers, naturally must listen to your instruction, Uncle Zuo is good, Aunt Zuo is good.” 尤小鱼心灵神会,立即站起来,态度恭谨,道:“左叔说得对,我们与小多是同辈,自然要听您老人家的教诲,左叔好,左婶好。” What this called was really clear resounding, is passing a kind vigor. 这叫的真是清脆响亮,透着一股亲切劲。 You Xiaoyu said with a smile: I do a model for them, so as to avoid they are embarrassed.” 尤小鱼笑道:“我为他们做个表率,免得他们不好意思。” Then, grovels, deeply bows, an expression of face pug dog, called: Uncle Zuo is good! Aunt Zuo is good!” 说完,点头哈腰,深深鞠躬,一脸哈巴狗的表情,又叫了一遍:“左叔好!左婶好!” This time said loudly. 这次说得更大声了。 Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan and other people are staring at You Dongtian stubbornly, fucked a dog of face! 烈小火,孔小丹等四人死死的盯着游东天,一脸的日了狗 You lull! 你麻痹! Didn't you go the day dog? 你咋不去日狗呢? You can satisfied called Uncle Zuo Aunt Zuo, was because you special should call Uncle Zuo Aunt Zuo! 你是能心安理得的叫左叔左婶,是因为你特么本来就应该叫左叔左婶吧! But can we be the same? 但我们能一样么? You special the embarrassment, the wizard is embarrassed, is this is good the meaning the matter?! 你特么的不好意思,鬼才不好意思,这是好不好意思的事情吗?! You are call......” Zuo Changlu to look at Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo. “你是叫……”左长路看着云小虎白小朵 The couple stand together, deeply bows together: See Uncle Zuo, see Aunt Zuo, wishes two elders, the body peace and good health, the happy life wadding is far!” 夫妻二人一起站起来,一起深深鞠躬:“参见左叔,参见左婶,祝愿两位长辈,身体安康,福寿绵远!” Zuo Changlu laughs, praised: Clever!” 左长路哈哈大笑,赞道:“乖!” Mr. and Mrs. Yun Xiaohu sits down, a face is excited. 云小虎夫妻坐下,一脸激动。 Hears this clever character, probably heard the highest reward. 听到这个‘乖’字,好像是听到了最高奖赏。 Mr. and Mrs. Zuo Changlu is smiling turning the head, focuses attention on Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, a face anticipated, is kind. 左长路夫妇微笑着转头,注目于烈小火,冰小冰,孔小丹,一脸期待,一脸慈祥。 That meaning is obvious 那意思可是再明显不过 Their three called Uncle Zuo Aunt Zuo, your four should also call? 他们三个都叫左叔左婶了,你们四个是不是也应该叫了?
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