„Story is such......” “故事是这样的……” Zuo Xiaoduo vivid saying: „Formerly, the exceptionally natural people, were quite many because of his poor friend, the person who therefore, eats at his home are also quite many, this does not have the matter of means that crosses wealthy this, the person who weeds out the wool are too many. As the saying goes, occupies bustling streets no one to ask poorly, has the distant relative in the remote mountain richly.” 左小多绘声绘色的说道:“从前,有一位异常大方的人,因为他的穷朋友比较多,所以,到他家吃饭的人也比较多,这个是没办法的事情,过得富裕都这样,薅羊毛的人太多。俗话说得好,穷居闹市无人问,富在深山有远亲。” Li Chenglong: „Uncle saying said really well. A few words completely life hundred condition, end learned.” 李成龙:“伯伯这话说得真好。一句话道尽了人生百态,端的有学问哦。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „Time from the beginning, these poor friends eat meal to the wealthy person, many also brings a thing, therefore can also keep off the face...... the rich person naturally unable to care about the poor friend to bring anything...... no matter, because brings anything, is less than oneself food to be valuable. Therefore, does not care.” 左小多:“一开始的时候,这些穷朋友到富人家吃饭,多少还带点东西的,所以也能挡挡脸面……富人自然不会在意穷朋友带来了什么……因为不管带什么,都不及自己家一顿饭值钱嘛。所以,不在乎。” Li Chenglong: „This is the justice and humanity ; The so-called moral behavior, so-called insistence, the so-called moral integrity, on this rich person, is really showing without doubt.” 李成龙:“这就是仁义啊;所谓的人品,所谓的坚持,所谓的节操,在这位富人身上,真是彰显无疑啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „Good that Swelly said that my father also said at that time.” 左小多:“肿肿说的不错,我爸爸当时也是这么说的。” Li Chenglong: „Uncle and I am heroes think alike.” 李成龙:“伯伯与我是英雄所见略同。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „But this rich person also has the family member, if one twice 35 times, even ten eight times, the family member will not say anything, but the time grew, the family member quite had the veiled criticism.” 左小多:“但是这位富人也是有家人的,如果是一次两次三五次,甚至十次八次,家人也不会说什么,但是时间长了,家人就不免颇有微词了。” Li Chenglong: „This is also the way things should be, changes into me unable to bear, again then?” 李成龙:“这也是人之常情,换成我也受不了,再然后呢？” You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, Bai Xiaoduo is suppressing smiling. 尤小鱼,云小虎,白小朵都是憋着笑。 Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, Bing Xiaobing is black a face. 烈小火,雪小落,孔小丹,冰小冰则是黑着一张脸。 Hears here, if could not have guessed that this goods want to do, that intelligence quotient was also very touching. 听到这里,如果还猜不出来这货想要干啥的话,那智商也是非常感人了。 Zuo Xiaoduo more said more to be enthusiastic, says to sing in good voice and with feeling even more: „Therefore this rich person said on beating around the bush, the brothers come my family to eat meal, thinks highly of me, what I should not say......, at afterward time, help belt/bring thing, even if brought an egg...... that also to rise the face is not?!” 左小多越说越来劲,说得越发声情并茂起来:“于是这位富人就拐弯抹角的说,兄弟们来我家吃饭,乃是看得起我,我原本也不该说啥……不过呢,以后来的时候,帮忙带点东西,哪怕带一个鸡蛋呢……那也是涨了脸面不是？！” Li Chenglong said: „Then?” 李成龙道:“然后呢？” „This group of friends have not built the stubble, the rich person say...... this, I will give a banquet at home tomorrow evening, hopes that everyone comes. Rises the rising face, everyone lively lively.” “这帮朋友都没搭茬,富人就说……这样,我明天晚上在家设宴,希望诸位前来。涨涨面子,大家热闹热闹。” „Then next day has not arrived at the evening, this rich person is waiting in the entrance.” “然后第二天还没到晚上,这位富人就在门口等着。” „Because his wife and he made a bet saying that your friends, definitely came empty-handed. The rich people said, I do not believe. The madame said, does not believe us to make a bet.” “因为他的夫人和他打赌说,你这些朋友,肯定还是空手前来。富人说,我不信。夫人说,不信咱们就打个赌。” „This couple makes a bet seriously, in rich opinion? Has oneself spoken that clearly the words? This gambling? Did oneself win? To savor early the taste of victory? Rich people simply in entrance.” “这两口子当真就打了赌,在富人看来?自己都已经把话说得那么明白了?这个赌?自己赢定了?正是想早早品味胜利的滋味?富人就干脆在门口等。” „Therefore,...... the friends came by 6 : 30 pm about finally.” “于是,到了晚上 6 点半左右……朋友们终于来了。” Does Zuo Xiaoduo laugh? Said: „Is open about the facts everyone, with you today time? Basically agrees, not bad priority.” 左小多哈哈一笑?道:“不瞒各位,与你们今天来的时间?基本一致,不差先后。” „Pū!” “噗！” Does Bai Xiaoduo smile to spurt immediately? Smiles the flowering branch to shiver all over. 白小朵登时笑喷出来?笑得花枝乱颤。 Lie Xiaohuo and the others the complexions are black have no way to look. 烈小火等人的脸色已经黑得没法看了。 Bing Xiaobing therefore clenches teeth saying: „Then?” 冰小冰于是咬牙道:“然后呢？” Zuo Xiaoduo laughs, said: „Does this rich person look? The first friend really came ; Therefore moves forward to meet somebody to ask that......” Li Chenglong said: „Come real quick.” 左小多哈哈一笑,道:“这位富人一看?呀,第一个朋友果然来了;于是就迎上去问……”李成龙道:“来的真快。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „His friend? Actually is very young, moreover just looked for the wife, the sentiment is good, where therefore arrives at to lead the oneself wife ; Dines , is the same.” 左小多:“他的这位朋友呢?其实挺年轻的,而且刚刚找了媳妇,感情挺好,所以走到哪里都带着自己媳妇;就连蹭饭,也是一样的。” Say/Way that Li Chenglong envies: „Even this grade of miser stingy person can find the wife...... really really to envy. However, that female fearing is not blind......” 李成龙羡慕的道:“连这等吝啬鬼铁公鸡都能找到媳妇……真真羡慕ing。不过,那个女的怕不是瞎了眼吧……” Lie Xiaohuo Xue Xiaoluo surface like bottom of the pot. 烈小火雪小落面如锅底。 Zuo Xiaoduo: „This friend human appearance is quite outstanding? As smooth as glass? Doesn't the girl most like this pretty boy? Was connotation what, where important? Un, because just its young, therefore ordinary everyone called his young fellow, un, was called the young fellow.” 左小多:“这位朋友人样子极为出众?油光水滑?女孩子不最喜欢这种小白脸吗？内涵什么的,哪里重要了？嗯,正因为其年岁小,所以平常大家都叫他小伙子,恩,简称小伙。” Lie Xiaohuo deep inspiration. 烈小火深深吸气。 Li Chenglong: „Hi, this also with saying. You said how he asked?” 李成龙:“嗨,这还用说嘛。你就说他怎么问的呗？” Zuo Xiaoduo therefore leans excessively, the eye was saying to Lie Xiaohuo: „Rich person asked: The young fellows, did you lead the wife to eat meal to my family, what give me to bring to come?” 左小多于是侧过头,眼睛对着烈小火说道:“富人是这么问的:小伙啊,你带着媳妇到我家吃饭,给我带什么来了？” „Ha hahahaha......” You Xiaoyu is patting the thigh, a school is overjoyed, Yun Xiaohu Bai Xiaoduo is smiles doubles with laughter. “哈哈哈哈哈……”尤小鱼拍着大腿,一派乐不可支,云小虎白小朵更是笑得前仰后合。 Really was really satisfies a craving! 真真是太过瘾了！ Lie Xiaohuo is grasping the chicken leg in hand, suddenly the feeling chicken leg is not fragrant, has not incited not to have the taste, such as chews the rotten wood. 烈小火抓着手中的鸡腿,突然感觉鸡腿不香了,没滋没味,如嚼朽木。 Li Chenglong hurried supporting speaker: „This did young fellow who leads the wife how say?” 李成龙急忙捧哏:“这位带着媳妇的小伙怎么说的？” Zuo Xiaoduo said: „This friend also is really an outstanding person, said generously, coming to the elder brother home to be a guest, I brought white cloud and cool breeze for the elder brother......” 左小多道:“这位朋友还真是个妙人,慨然道,来兄长家做客,我为兄长带来了白云清风……” Li Chenglong turns the head to say to Lie Xiaohuo: „Really really has rich in poetic and artistic flavor, really is really an outstanding person, what to be distinct not to bring, unexpectedly can also really say such acting cool...... is really a talent, not so, how could so can't the capable person mistakenly?!” 李成龙转头对着烈小火说道:“真真有诗情画意,真真是个妙人啊,分明啥也没带,居然还能说得这么装逼……真真是人才,错非如此,岂能这般能人所不能？！” Lie Xiaohuo cheek pit-a-pat jumping. 烈小火腮帮子突突的跳。 Xue Xiaoluo is pinching husband's thigh one after another. 雪小落一把一把掐着丈夫的大腿。 Today the old lady follows you to lose face! 今天老娘跟着你丢死人了！ In the Lie Xiaohuo heart makes a determined effort, you more satirize me, I more am anything do not give, you except for can the happy painful quick to talk, but how can also...... 烈小火心中发了狠,你越是讽刺我,我就越是啥也不给,你除了能痛快痛快嘴,还能如何…… Li Chenglong laughs: „Then?” 李成龙哈哈一笑:“然后呢？” Zuo Xiaoduo said: „Then the rich person has to put the couple to go in...... continued, then he and others second, so long as there is a friend to bring the gift to come, won was still he.” 左小多道:“然后富人只好放两口子进去了……继续等,然后他等来了第二个,只要有朋友带礼物来,赢的仍旧是他。” Li Chenglong: „This second did have to say the head?” 李成龙:“这第二个也有说头？” Zuo Xiaoduo: „Has, has the view compared with first, in this friend family/home is very poor, is a poor wretch, but person appearance same looks is good, is prettier than the previous young fellow, on that face the skin is smooth, just peeled the egg of shell probably same......” 左小多:“有,比第一个还有说法呢,这位朋友家里很穷,是个穷光蛋,但人样子同样长得好,比前一个小伙子还要俊秀,那脸上皮肤光滑的,就好像刚刚剥了壳的鸡蛋一样……” A Kong Xiaodan face speechless touches the oneself smooth cheek. 孔小丹一脸无语的摸了摸自己光滑的脸蛋。 Zuo Xiaoduo continues saying: „......, therefore, everyone usually likes calling him the small fruit, or small egg.” 左小多继续道:“……所以,大家平常都喜欢叫他小蛋蛋,或者小蛋。” Li Chenglong is suddenly enlighted: „So that's how it is. How did that this second he ask?” 李成龙恍然大悟:“原来如此。那这第二个他是怎么问的？” Zuo Xiaoduo has turned head, was saying to Kong Xiaodan: „This rich person asked that the small egg, did you eat meal to my family, what give me to bring to come?” 左小多扭过头,对着孔小丹道:“这位富人是这么问的,小蛋啊,你到我家里来吃饭,给我带什么来了？” „Puff......” “噗噗……” Left and Right Heavenly Kings and Bai Xiaoduo almost smiled insanely. Yun Xiaohu does not need to be worried that Zuo Xiaoduo took responsibility to accompany. Compared with oneself. 左右天王与白小朵差点笑疯了。云小虎再也不用担心左小多做主陪了。比自己强多了。 This fellow, can say the deceased person absolutely jumps in the coffin. 这家伙,绝对能将死人说得在棺材里嘣嘣跳。 Kong Xiaodan is staring two eyes, the complexion became red. 孔小丹瞪着两只眼,脸色都变红了。 Too mischievous! This bastard! 太促狭了！这个混蛋！ What adopted son this boss did you receive are? 老大你收了一个什么干儿子这是？ Even still in depressed unusual Mr. and Mrs. Lie Xiaohuo, smiled to spurt a moment ago unexpectedly. 甚至连刚才还在郁闷异常的烈小火夫妇,竟也自笑喷了。 People, if only has oneself to be hapless, that will be mad is air/Qi very much, because depressed difficult stretch/leisurely. 人啊,如果只有自己倒霉,那会很气很气,因为郁闷难舒。 However saw by the person and oneself but actually same mildew, instant balanced at heart, the heart also had depressed divulged the channel. 但是看到被人和自己倒一样的霉,瞬时就心里平衡了,心头郁闷也有了宣泄渠道。 Even will also feel that being pregnant feels — — Mr. and Mrs. Lie Xiaohuo very much now is so. 甚至还会感觉很有喜感——烈小火夫妇现在便是如此。 Li Chenglong: „How this small egg replied?” 李成龙:“这位小蛋怎么回答的啊？” Zuo Xiaoduo: „This small egg said that Elder Brother! My family wealth, the body does not have the surplus completely, then only brought white cloud and cool breeze to you......” 左小多:“这位小蛋说,哥！我家无余财,身无长物,便只给你带来了白云清风……” Li Chenglong said: „But the front young fellow brings.” 李成龙道:“可是前面小伙已经带了啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „Therefore the rich person also said that the small egg is a little awkward, said: My really body does not have the surplus, brought the two fruit on the crotch......” 左小多:“所以富人也是这么说的,小蛋有点尴尬,就说:我是真的身无长物,就胯下带了两个蛋蛋……” „Pū roar......” “噗吼……” The two woman is blushing to cover to be quiet, five men are one spurt liquor on the ground, smiles unceasingly chokes to cough. 两个女人红着脸捂住嘴,五个男人则是一偏头将一口酒喷在地上,笑得不断地呛咳。 Li Chenglong also almost spurts. 李成龙也差点喷出来。 Coughed a meeting, waits to subside some to ask: „Then?” 咳了一会,等平息一些才问道:“然后呢？” Zuo Xiaoduo said: „Rich person also put certainly him, others brought two fruits after all......, therefore the rich person continues the third person, so long as the third person can bring anything, oneself has not lost......” 左小多道:“富人当然也将他放了进去,人家毕竟带了俩蛋蛋呢……于是富人继续等第三人,只要第三人能够带点什么,自己还是没输……” The Bing Xiaobing complexion changed. 冰小冰脸色变了。 Li Chenglong: „The third person of what characteristics?” 李成龙:“第三人啥特点啊？” Zuo Xiaoduo: „This third person, somewhat felt sorry, not only in family/home poor compels ; Moreover year to year falls ill, gets sick dispiritedly, therefore, everyone called him the slight illness.” 左小多:“这第三人吧,就有些可怜了,不仅家里穷的一逼;而且还常年生病,病怏怏的,所以,大家都叫他小病。” Li Chenglong shakes the head: „Poor man.” 李成龙摇头:“可怜人啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „Under the anxious waiting, the slight illness came finally. Then the rich person asked.” 左小多:“在焦急等待下,小病终于来了。然后富人就上去问。” Li Chenglong: „What that asked?” 李成龙:“问的什么？” Zuo Xiaoduo turns head, was saying to Bing Xiaobing: „......” 左小多一扭头,对着冰小冰说道:“……” Then in this moment, Lie Xiaohuo Kong Xiaodan Yun Xiaohu You Xiaoyu Bai Xiaoduo Xue Xiaoluo simultaneously to the Bing Xiaobing opens the mouth: „...... The rich person asked that the slight illness, did you eat meal to my family, what give me to bring to come?” 便在这一刻,烈小火孔小丹云小虎尤小鱼白小朵雪小落同时对着冰小冰开口:“……富人是这么问的,小病啊,你到我家来吃饭,给我带什么来了？” Speechless of Bing Xiaobing face. 冰小冰一脸的无语。 Did so many people seemingly bring the thing on me well? Although loses...... 这么多人貌似就我带东西了好吧？虽然是输的…… Zuo Xiaoduo pulls the face saying: „Silence.” 左小多扳着脸道:“肃静。” Li Chenglong: „How did this slight illness reply?” 李成龙:“这位小病怎么回答的？” Zuo Xiaoduo said: „This slight illness on solid were many, he replied: Big brother, the little brother my pair of shoulder can also a little strength, therefore I shouldered a head to you......” 左小多道:“这位小病就实在的多了,他回答道:大哥,小弟我就这一双肩膀还能有点力气,于是我给您扛来了一个脑袋……” „Ha hahahaha...... shouldered a head......” “哈哈哈哈哈……扛来了一个脑袋……” The people on the scene have one are, all smiled insanely. 在场众人有一个算一个,全都笑疯了。 The Bing Xiaobing calm face moment, smiled unexpectedly, especially the young bastard, harms others really to have one. 冰小冰沉着脸片刻,竟也是笑了起来,特么的这个小王八蛋,损人真特么有一手。 Suddenly, the laughter is shocking. 一时间,笑声震天。 The people are such strange, is working as so many people, if has a person to be damaged, perhaps that becomes enemies entire life, was difficult to melt disappears ; However now several people are damaged one after another, everyone instead treated as a joke, jokes it away. 人就是这么奇怪,当着这么多人,如果只得一个人被损,那恐怕就是一生结仇,再难化消了;但是现在接连好几个人都被损了,大家反而当做了一个笑话,一笑了之。 Although is angry, but air/Qi air/Qi to feel the Cola. 虽然还是生气,但是气着气着却又觉得可乐起来。 Zuo Xiaoduo laughs, immediately also said: „Four, hehe, is a story, a subject on dining table, my is not your four that said that you may not think, our that said that this joke, can smile for a lifetime not......” 左小多哈哈一笑,随即又道:“四位,呵呵,就是一个故事,饭桌上的一点谈资,我这可不是说的你们四个啊,你们可千万别多想,咱们那说那了,这个笑话,能笑一辈子不……” „Pū......” “噗……” You Xiaoyu turns the head, tea spurting on the face of Yun Xiaohu. 尤小鱼一转头,一口茶水生生的喷在了云小虎的脸上。 Can others laugh at me not to know for a lifetime, I can smile in any case for a lifetime...... 别人能不能笑一辈子我不知道,反正我是能笑一辈子了…… Other person being overjoyed of even more. 其他人愈发的乐不可支。 Lie Xiaohuo and Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, the Bing Xiaobing four people, the eye splits strange light, aerobic and funny looks at Zuo Xiaoduo. 烈小火与雪小落,还有孔小丹,冰小冰四人,目绽奇光,又好气又好笑的看着左小多。 Really understood a boss this adopted son. 真真是了解了一下老大这个干儿子啊。 This boy seems to be inborn has makings: Inexpensive! 这小子似乎天生就有一种气质:贱！ But this inexpensive, is actually not that inexpensive that makes one want to kill, but is that type...... only wants to hit ruthlessly, a day hits eight hitting! 而这种贱,却又不是那种让人想要打死的贱,而是那种……只想要狠狠打,一天打八遍的打！ So long as cannot kill, that inexpensive of ruthlessly hitting! 只要打不死,就狠狠打的那种贱！ To be honest, is very different from his father in this point, his father that temperament, the opponent only wants to kill him, does not kill not to calculate ; But this boy, is inexpensive makes one want hitting repeatedly not to hate to kill...... 说实话,在这一点上与他爹很不一样,他爹那种脾气,对手只想要打死他,不打死不算完;而这小子,却是贱得让人想要一遍一遍的打却舍不得打死…… This is two entirely different boundary! 这可是两种截然不同的境界啊！ But in this laughter heavenshaking during, outside car(riage) came, to stop slowly in the villa entrance. 而就在这笑声震天的当口,外面一辆车徐徐而来,停在了别墅门口。 ............ ………… 【Coughs...... asks...... monthly ticket......】 【咳……求……月票……】