„Comes the vegetable/dish!......” “来菜啦！嗷嗷……” Kong Xiaodan cheered, broke silent, obviously disrupted the atmosphere intentionally, wanted to renege the gift on first meeting to say. 孔小丹一声欢呼,打破了寂静,明显是故意扰乱气氛,想要赖掉见面礼之说。 Finishes barely the words then turns around, in high spirits unexpectedly went out to serve food personally. 话音未落便即一个转身,兴冲冲的居然亲自出去端菜了。 „, Is quite fragrant!” Lie Xiaohuo also artificial cheers one, with going out to serve food. “哇,好香！”烈小火也做作的欢呼一声,跟着出去端菜去了。 „Well, what taste is this? Fragrance so, was too how fragrant!” Bing Xiaobing turned the buttocks to go out. “咦,这是什么味儿？怎地这般的香,太香了！”冰小冰一扭屁股出去了。 „Vegetable/Dish many...... their several definitely cannot carry...... cough cough......” Xue Xiaoluo awkward smiling, is blushing also goes out. “菜不少……他们几个肯定是端不完的……咳咳……”雪小落尴尬的笑了笑,红着脸也出去了。 These four people decide, are to depend, you bite me! 这四个人打定了主意,就是要赖,你咬我啊！ Reddening all over the face of Bai Xiaoduo air/Qi: „Your line, you are really good! Your facial skin anything is really good......” 白小朵气的满脸通红:“你们行,你们真行！你们脸皮什么的都真行……” You Xiaoyu and Yun Xiaohu are also backing up: „May throw individual...... this facial skin hey......” 尤小鱼和云小虎也在帮腔:“可丢死个人喽……这脸皮嘿……” „......” “啧啧啧……” The Shaman Alliance four people turn a deaf ear, decides in any case does not deliver. 巫盟四人充耳不闻,反正就是打定主意不送了。 Our today's acts enough had supported the enemy, if continued...... that us to be silly to the family/home again! 我们今天的行径已经够资敌了,要是再继续……那我们岂不是傻到家了！ Now goes back to be hit half dead is very definite, if gives a present again, it is estimated that this life on mourning under the boss hammer. 现在回去被打个半死已经是很确定,要是再送礼,估计这条命就丧在老大锤子下面了。 No matter how you said, in our eyes only has the vegetable/dish. 不管你们怎么说,咱们眼里只有菜。 „Yo, this fish is big......” “哟呵,这鱼不小啊……” „I scratch, this is what vegetable/dish is quite fragrant......” “我擦,这个是什么菜好香啊……” „Unexpectedly liquor......” “居然还有酒……” „I have a look at me to have a look......” “我看看我看看……” The Shaman Alliance four people serve food back and forth, appearing oneself is very busy, but others said anything, we cannot hear cannot hear...... 巫盟四个人来来回回端菜,显得自己很忙碌,而别人说什么,我们听不到啊听不到…… The Bai Xiaoduo complexion was uglier, holds the arm saying: „Ok, your faces are thick-skinned, I did not say anything. However, if the day of this matters pass on, our seven people, coming others to eat meal, unexpectedly the wool has not even left behind one...... hehe, I cannot throw this person in any case!” 白小朵脸色更难看了,抱着胳膊说道:“行,你们脸皮厚,我也不说什么。但是,若是有一天这事儿传出去,咱们七个人,来人家吃饭,居然连毛都没留下一根……呵呵,反正我是丢不起这个人！” Lie Xiaohuo and the others still from turning a deaf ear. 烈小火等人仍自充耳不闻。 You cannot throw this person is not unimportant, we lose on line. 你丢不起这个人不要紧,我们丢的起就行。 Bing Xiaobing laughs suddenly: „That, does Schoolmate Li Chenglong, in the family/home have the big desktop? Needs to put turntable?, We make...... me to fear that together your one person do not lift up......” 冰小冰突然间哈哈大笑:“那个,李成龙同学,家里有大桌面吧？需要放转桌吧？来来来,咱们一起弄……我怕你一个人抬不动……” Li Chenglong forced smile. 李成龙苦笑。 The gods special do not lift up! 神特么抬不动！ 100,000 jin (0.5 kg) I can also lift up! 十万斤我也抬得动！ These people of facial skin, but also is really unexpected thick. 这几人脸皮,还真是出乎意料的厚啊。 The sisters-in-law said that on the faces of these people unexpectedly red not red. Li Chenglong somewhat admired. 那嫂子都那么说了,这几个人的脸上居然红都没红。李成龙都有些佩服了。 In order to avoid this topic, altogether 20 dishes, four people ran more than 30, got out of trouble back and forth empty-handed more than 17-18...... 为了躲避这个话题,一共二十来道菜,四个人跑了三十多趟,来回空手兜转了不下17-18趟…… Does a Bai Xiaoduo face despise? Does not conceal. 白小朵一脸鄙视?丝毫不加以掩饰。 „The ground beetle that hehe...... the barren mountains and untamed rivers come out, does not have good manners the number.” “呵呵呵……穷山恶水出来的土鳖,就是不懂礼数。” „Worthily is the goods that the poor place comes out, anything does not understand.” “不愧是穷地方出来的货色,什么都不懂。” „What end is the generation of barbarian? Is hard to enlighten.” “端的是蛮夷之辈?难以教化。” „? Really disgraced!” “啧啧啧?真是丢人！” „Later saw your boss? Certainly makes him educate well.” “以后见了你们老大?一定让他好好教育教育。” Four people are running serving food, Bai Xiaoduo are holding the arm to stand on one side to taunt. The belly of oneself air/Qi swelled, but was the opposite unresponsive? Similar to oneself to speak to four deaf people. 四个人在跑着端菜,白小朵就抱着胳膊站在一边冷嘲热讽。自己气的肚子都发胀了,但是对面毫无反应?就如同自己在对着四个聋子说话。 Do these four people decide obviously? Turns a deaf ear, does not meet the thread of conversation. You like scolding, we thought of unable to hear in any case. 这四人显然是打定主意?就是充耳不闻,就是不接话茬。你爱骂不骂,反正我们就装着听不见了。 Today really loses the thing to be many? Lost the grieved meat to tremble. 委实今天输得东西太多了?输得心痛肉哆嗦了。 In any event cannot deliver again outward. 无论如何不能再往外送了。 How many also...... was said by you? How much money isn't loses a face...... face value? 再说了……被你说几句?不就是丢点面子么……面子值几个钱？ Moreover Lie Xiaohuo that loses face? Kong Xiaodan? Isn't Bing Xiaobing...... Raging Fire Great Shaman? Ice Dark Great Shaman and Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman...... 而且丢脸的还是烈小火?孔小丹?冰小冰……又不是烈火大巫?冰冥大巫和丹空大巫…… Haven't we related? Did not care! 我们没关系?不在意了！ Moreover this food, must eat in any event! 而且这顿饭,无论如何都要吃！ We do not dare to eat meal in a day height three chi (0.33 m) family/home, but eats his son, was father debt recompenses. 我们不敢在天高三尺家里吃饭,但是吃他儿子一顿,也是父债子偿了。 Later saw that old goods also to be able itchy several: Hey, Old Zuo? We had eaten meal in your family quack! 以后见了那老货也能刺挠几句:嘿,老左?我们在你家吃过饭了嘎嘎嘎嘎！ Moreover one hair has not pulled out quack! 而且一毛没拔嘎嘎嘎！ Asked that you are mad? 就问你气不气？ Air/Qi? 气不气？ Irritates you...... 气死你哈哈哈哈…… Did Zuo Xiaoduo hear the thread of conversation that Bai Xiaoduo has a moment ago? Originally also waits to receive the gift eagerly? Did the hand extend quickly? Finally unexpectedly witnessed an acting shamelessly drama. 左小多刚才听到白小朵起的话头?本来还眼巴巴地等着收礼物?手都快伸出来了?结果居然见证了一幕耍赖大戏。 The hand that resentful however will prepare to receive gifts received. The father did not have the hope. 悻悻然将准备收礼的手收了回去。老子也不抱希望了。 Looks at these four people ** whiz whiz the appearance, can have one to spell with oneself simply, this gift was definitely hopeless. 看这四个人**嗖嗖的样子,简直可以跟自己有一拼了,这礼物肯定是没戏了。 However may also is four compelled poorly...... 不过也有可能本来就是四个穷逼…… Gift of making a move nothing can win...... 没有什么能拿的出手的礼物吧…… Where such as this great handsome guy? Two sleeve gold mountain, richest Hidden Dragon! 哪里如本大帅哥?两袖金山,富甲潜龙！ At exactly 7 : 00. 七点整。 Zuo Xiaoduo starts to call the people to take a seat. 左小多开始招呼众人入席。 In the heart despises infinitely: These four do not give a present to me compels also to match to eat meal poorly? 心中无限鄙夷:这四个不给我送礼的穷逼也配吃饭？ Without receiving gift, how Zuo Xiaoduo felt oneself suffers a loss: That ice soul is you loses to my, is not I asks you to want! 没有收到礼物,左小多怎么感觉都是自己吃亏:那冰魂是你输给我的,可不是我找你要的！ However to my family, has not brought including cabbage unexpectedly, how do you feel all right to eat up the mouth? 但是到我家来,居然连棵白菜都没带来,你们怎么好意思吃得下嘴呢？ Thereupon, somebody's complexion becomes gradually unattractive. 于是乎,某人的脸色渐渐变得不好看起来。 „Brother Bing, ha hahahaha......” Zuo Xiaoduo warm say/way: „Please sit down......, was that ice soul,...... ha haha...... should give me?” “冰兄,哈哈哈哈哈……”左小多热情的道:“请坐请坐……哈哈哈哈,那冰魂,是不是……哈哈哈……该给我了？” This has not started to eat meal, this fellow started to demand payment unexpectedly, was a little truly impatient, acts with undue haste. 这还没开始吃饭呢,这家伙居然就开始要账了,真正有点迫不及待,操之过急。 Yun Xiaohu coughs, looks one with Bai Xiaoduo. 云小虎咳嗽一声,与白小朵对望一眼。 Is felt that...... is really just right! 都是感觉到……真是恰到好处啊！ True has your father style...... 真正的颇有乃父风范啊…… If on waiting till the table, carried the wine glass, that does not know when can talk about the proper business ; If by some chance these fellows come an attire to be drunk, forgetting or unconscious or ran directly...... that is the terrible business. 若是等到上了桌,端起来酒杯,那就不知道啥时候才能谈到正事了;万一这几个家伙来一个装醉,忘了或者不省人事了或者直接跑了……那都是麻烦事。 If before the vegetable/dish arrives begs, the opposite party comes one suddenly to have the matter to say goodbye...... is also troublesome. 如是在菜来到之前就讨要,对方来一个突然有事儿告辞……也是麻烦。 Is now. 就是现在。 The vegetable/dish came. 菜来了。 On table. 上桌了。 Taking the bull by the horns. 当机立断。 Immediately duns! 立即讨债！ Time assurance, what end is superb, the thickness of this facial skin...... cough cough, but also hit several unexpectedly haha...... compared with master is really also almost the crucial moment...... 时机的把握,端的是出神入化,还有这脸皮的厚度……咳咳,不过居然还打了几个哈哈……比起师父真是还差点火候啊…… Bing Xiaobing complexion immediately one black. 冰小冰的脸色登时一黑。 As for as for? 至于嘛至于嘛？ It is not does not give you, since lost me not to plan to repudiate a debt, said again your tent/account father could not renege! 又不是不给你,既然输了我就没打算赖账,再说你的帐老子也赖不掉啊！ „Ha haha...... natural nature.” Bing Xiaobing hollow laugh, actually without hesitant, lifts the hand to deliver silver-white space ring. “哈哈哈……自然自然。”冰小冰干笑一声,倒是没有犹豫,抬手就送出来一个银白色的空间戒指。 Bing Xiaobing meanwhile the expression is very strange, seems like some not to abandon, but also some mood are complex, seeming like finally was the oneself sisters found a home to return to...... is that type intertwines in brief feeling. 冰小冰此际表情很是古怪,貌似有些不舍,还有些情绪复杂,似乎是终于为自己的姐妹找到了一个归宿……总之就是那种纠结至极的感觉。 „Hopes that you...... can...... look for a good home to return to for it.” “希望你……能够为它……找一个好的归宿。” Bing Xiaobing sighed. 冰小冰叹了口气。 So many years, since obtained these two Ice Whitesoul in the past, oneself regained after together, another is always resisting. No matter how he attempts, no matter how he contacts, how to look after the cultivation, improvement that has no. 这么多年了,自从当年得到这两道冰魄,自己收复了其中一道之后,另一道始终在抗拒。不管他如何的尝试,不管他怎么去接触,怎么去照料栽培,都没有任何的好转。 Probably an outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman who perseveres the monogamy. 就好像一位坚守一夫一妻制的绝色美人。 Although you suffice to be good to me, but you have the wife, I impossible, when your concubine, impossible, when your mistress, more impossible when your sweetheart...... 虽然你对我够好,但你已经有老婆了,我不可能当你的小老婆,也不可能当你的小三,更不可能当你的情人…… Therefore, even you are good, I still can only not go out of bounds one step, holds fast at the oneself bottom line, rather spends one's last years lonely, pretty girls have hard luck! 所以,就算你再好,我也只能不越雷池一步,坚守自己的底线,宁可孤独终老,红颜薄命！ Bing Xiaobing tried hard so many years, really despaired, at this moment delivers , imitated such as settled a concern. 冰小冰努力了这么多年,是真的绝望了,此刻送出去,恍惚间,仿如了结了一桩心事。 „In this, I crowded ten thousand years of profound ice......” “这里面,我塞满了万年玄冰……” Bing Xiaobing somewhat sobbed: „In most deep sleep was it...... you examined well, your extreme yang cultivation technique attribute, has the natural restraint...... it now to be very weak to it, can not the slightly big stimulation.” 冰小冰有些唏嘘:“在最中间沉睡的就是它了……你查看一下就好,你的极阳功法属性,对它有天然克制……它现在很虚弱,受不得稍大的刺激。” Receiving that Zuo Xiaoduo is overjoyed: „Good, good, everyone is the frank person, where also needs to examine anything...... to need.” 左小多乐不可支的接过来:“好,好,大家都是光明磊落之人,哪里还需要查看什么……不需要不需要。” „How ha haha...... I can not believe the Brother Bing moral behavior.” “哈哈哈……我怎能不相信冰兄的人品呢。” Saying, this goods some did not feel relieved, turned on the ring to look at one quietly, this Jane|treasure, but heavy received, haha said with a smile: „I believe the Brother Bing moral behavior drop absolutely. Really is levers.” 说着,这货还是有些不放心,悄然打开戒指看了一眼,这才珍而重之的收了起来,哈哈笑道:“我是绝对相信冰兄的人品滴。果然是杠杠的。” Seven people is a heavy line. 七个人都是一头黑线。 Your this saying also really feels all right saying that this...... 你这话也真好意思说出口,这…… „Comes...... not to gawk, sits down quickly sits down...... Zuo Xiaoduo to let the guest quickly” attentively. “来来来啊……都别愣着啊,快坐下快坐下……”左小多殷勤让客。 „Xiaoduo, comes to take responsibility to accompany for you by me today.” Yun Xiaohu is worried about little junior brother to suffer a loss, raises to take responsibility to accompany on own initiative. “小多,今天由我来替你做主陪吧。”云小虎担心小师弟吃亏,主动提出来做主陪。 On a liquor table, the function that the lord accompanies is very big. 在一个酒桌上,主陪的作用可是很大的。 The adjustment atmosphere, takes care about the guest of honor, looks all around the audience, guests and hosts having a good time...... all functions, lies in the lord accompanies ; Even, sometimes objective demand words, but must speak several salacious stories. 调节气氛,照顾左右主宾,环顾全场,宾主尽欢……一切作用,都在于主陪;甚至,有些时候客观需要的话,还得讲几个荤段子。 Yun Xiaohu felt, oneself sits the lord to accompany for junior brother, but can also these four Shaman Alliance stingy people say that perspires. 云小虎觉得,自己替师弟坐主陪,还能将这四个巫盟的铁公鸡说出一身汗来。 But Zuo Xiaoduo has no confidence level to him now, where can make him take responsibility to accompany? Also looked at this boy gruff gruff brain, can you speech itchy person? 但左小多现在对他并没有什么信任度,哪能让他做主陪？再说看这小子憨头憨脑的,你会不会说话刺挠人啊？ To put it bluntly, Li Chenglong takes responsibility to accompany Zuo Xiaoduo to be worried about the eloquence of this goods satire person insufficiently...... 说白了,李成龙做主陪左小多都担心这货讽刺人的口才不够…… Therefore haha said with a smile: „Brother Yun, you, and is sitting quietly, you come is a guest, I take responsibility to accompany personally, Swelly is the vice- lord to accompany well.” 于是哈哈笑道:“云兄,你且安坐着,你远来是客,我亲自来做主陪,肿肿做副主陪就好。” Yun Xiaohu can only agree at the same time, actually fiercely attacks the meaningful glance to You Xiaoyu: A while helps me satirize these four fellows with all one's might! 云小虎只能同意的同时,却又对尤小鱼猛打眼色:一会儿帮我可劲的讽刺这四个家伙！ Does not lift a finger to help, but also Great Shaman...... is really loses face for their status! 这么一毛不拔的,还大巫呢……真是替他们身份丢人！ Zuo Xiaoduo big horse golds blade was the lord to accompany. 左小多大马刀的做了主陪。 First laughs, got up the liquor to everyone present but actually ; Immediately the wine greets the nostrils, greeted everyone to drink several tea warmly. The people somewhat compel ignorant. 先是哈哈一笑,给在座诸位都倒上了酒;顿时酒香扑鼻,热情的招呼大家喝了几口茶。众人都是有些懵逼。 Is a guest of like this for the first time, the food and wine on was uneven, you did not greet eat the vegetable/dish to drink call unexpectedly drink tea...... 第一次做客这样子,酒菜都上齐了,你不招呼吃菜喝酒居然招呼喝茶的…… Then saw that Zuo Xiaoduo laughs suddenly, carries the wine glass. 然后就看到左小多突然间哈哈一笑,端起酒杯。 Lie Xiaohuo wait/etc. think that this goods must start the belt/bring liquor to drink, carries the wine glass. 烈小火等都以为这货要开始带酒喝酒,也是都端起酒杯。 Never expected that Zuo Xiaoduo hehe smiles, unexpectedly put down the wine glass, a face is happy, said: „Does not fear everyone to laugh, results in the time at home, my family frequently is a roomfull of guests, frequently day of many people go to my family to eat meal, but spoke the honest remark, sits in this position, I am the first time of this whole life.” 没想到左小多呵呵一笑,居然将酒杯又放下了,一脸欢乐,道:“不怕各位笑话,在家得时候呢,我家经常是高朋满座,经常一天有好多人去我家吃饭,但是说实在话,坐在这个位置上,我还是这辈子的第一次。” „Hehe......” “呵呵……” Seven people lower the head to drink tea, I special sincerity letter/believed your evilly! 七个人低头喝茶,我特么真心的信了你个邪哦！ Your family roomfull of guests — — this saying said often, your conscience pain is not painful! 你家经常高朋满座——这话说得,你良心痛不痛！ When we do not know your father that swallow plucking hairs, day height three chi (0.33 m) hearsay? 当我们不知道你爹那燕过拔毛,天高三尺的传闻吗？ „Today sits rashly here, I thought that my father had spoken on that day a joke.” Zuo Xiaoduo is serious. “今天贸然坐在这里,我不禁想起来了,我老爸那天说过的一个笑话。”左小多一本正经。 The vice- lord accompanies the position, Li Chenglong is the natural supporting speaker, collects the interest in say: „What did uncle say?” 副主陪位置,李成龙乃是天然的捧哏,凑趣道:“伯伯说了什么？”