UPOH :: Volume #2

#347: Turns circle to give a present


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My son annoyed you, I have not annoyed.” The dizzy egg exhausts insanely. “我儿子惹了你们,我可没惹。”晕蛋疯罄。 I do your entire family!” The dizzy egg exhausts insanely: Dares to scold me is the dog? Speech gives me a confession!” “我干你全家的!”晕蛋疯罄:“敢骂我是狗?说话的给我个交代!” Big matter, but scolded Old You this matter is not right. Your these people, curse at people like taking the parents, this is not good. Cursing at people first draws back the group.” Flood Rising To Heaven makes the resolution immediately. “多大点事,不过骂老游这事儿不对。你们这些人啊,骂人就喜欢带上人家父母,这可不好。骂人的先退群吧。”洪水滔天立即作出决断。 What your master two are thinking, don't I know? 你们爷儿俩在想什么,难道我不知道? Your son steals one wave, now you come out to send a punitive expedition unexpectedly, but also wants a compensation? Not to be how beautiful dies you! 你儿子来偷一波也就罢了,现在你居然又出来兴师问罪,还想要点补偿?怎么不美死你! Then. 接着。 Wind Emperor Great Shaman withdrew from group chat. 风帝大巫退出了群聊 Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman withdrew from group chat. 丹空大巫退出了群聊 Ice Dark Great Shaman withdrew from group chat. 冰冥大巫退出了群聊 Raging Fire Great Shaman withdrew from group chat. 烈火大巫退出了群聊 ...... …… ............ Flood Rising To Heaven. “…………”洪水滔天 Suddenly, Twelve Great Shaman draws back group 11! 眨眼之间,十二大巫退群十一个! Flood Great Shaman instantaneous was depressed, great depressed! 洪水大巫瞬间郁闷了,巨郁闷! How many symbol drew back group even, how also to draw back? 象征性退群几个就算了,怎么还全退了? Other Great Shaman indicated, we are not willing to treat with You Dongtian in a group! 其他大巫表示,我们不愿意和游东天待在一个群! Especially his father, us was still pushed down one generation by him baseless ; We are not glad! 尤其他老子还在,我们凭空被他拉低了一辈;我们不乐意! Flood Great Shaman has a headache rubs the forehead. 洪水大巫头痛得揉揉眉心。 Especially! 特么的! Troublesome! 伤脑筋! Discussed the matter, discussed that I passed on to them.” Flood Rising To Heaven. “商量事情吧,商量完了我转告他们。”洪水滔天 Good! Starts, quack...... was quite a moment ago fierce, now stops finally, is quite auspicious!” Eastern Heaven Gives Me Free Reign To Roam. “好!开始吧,嘎嘎嘎……刚才好凶猛啊,现在总算是消停了,好祥和啊!”东天任我游 Wo day your father! Your young son-of-a-bitch!” Flood Rising To Heaven. “沃日你爹!你个小狗崽子!”洪水滔天 Father, he scolded me!” Eastern Heaven Gives Me Free Reign To Roam. “爸,他骂我!”东天任我游 He scolded you me really to have no way......” dizzy egg to exhaust insanely. “他骂你我真没法……”晕蛋疯罄。 Hahahaha......( laughs thump expression)” I am Left Path. “哈哈哈哈……(大笑捶地表情)”我是左路 Scolded was too light!” Three Purities Thunder Dao. “骂的太轻!”三清雷道 If makes others see chat in this group, will definitely scare to death, or is big accidentally/surprisingly, does not dare to believe! 若是让别人看到这个群里的聊天,肯定会吓死,或者说大出意外,不敢置信! Among this group of people, particularly, which doesn't have the intense and deep-seated hatred? 这帮人之间,尤其是彼此之间,哪一个没有血海深仇? Who saw anyone, must kill quickly then! 谁见了谁,都是要杀之而后快的! In the battlefield puts in an appearance to meet, no one will show mercy, can kill, cutting compares anything to be quick, has the opportunity of extinguishing kills, will not let off. 战场上照面相见,谁都不会手下留情,能杀的时候,砍得比啥都快,有了灭杀的机会,决计不会放过。 However, now chats chats especially harmoniously. 但是,现在聊天却聊得格外融洽。 Some people definitely did not understand. 有人肯定不理解。 You match fixing, play three continent others to play?! 你们是不是打假球,耍着三个大陆的其他人玩?! However, from the long years of these people, the distant age, this group of people, is actually the world's loneliest one group of people. 但是,从这些人的漫长岁月,悠远年岁来看,这群人,其实是世界上最最寂寞的一群人。 Object who they, few can chat radically. 他们,根本没有几个可以聊天的对象。 Even can not say exaggeratingly, if in this group of people, some people killed another, of murder, instead disconsolately for a long time for a long time! 甚至可以毫不夸张的说,如果这群人里面,有人杀死了另一个,杀人的那一个,反而会惆怅好久好久! Because, in this world, can with oneself shoulder to shoulder, the equal dialog, was short of one, oneself was lonelier a point. 因为,在这个世界上,能够跟自己并肩的,平等对话的,又少了一个,自己更孤独了一分。 Or killed that instead obtained the extrication! 或者说,被杀死的那个,反而是获得了解脱! Is such contradiction, is such unreadable relations. 就是这样的矛盾,就是这样的令人难以理解的关系。 Was everyone had arrived...... to the personal enemy, the situation of very much treasuring. 就是大家都已经到了……对仇人,都很珍惜的这种地步。 Actually on present chat, but also is really not their pinnacles! 其实就现在的聊天,还真不是他们的极致! Heaven Patrolling Throne and Flood Great Shaman fight, so many years later, had fought too much too multiple. 巡天御座洪水大巫战斗,这么多年下来,曾经战斗过太多太多次。 Two people arrived afterward, the done matter is to make the person be flabbergasted. 两人到了后来,做的事情更是让人咂舌。 During the daytime risks one's life the fight, one dozen is one day. 白天豁命战斗,一打就是一天。 In the evening has a friendly chat over a cup of wine, drinks is a night! 晚上把酒言欢,一喝就是一夜! During the daytime is life and death, in the evening tells one another everything! 白天你死我活,晚上无话不谈! Got drunk, lies down, dozen of snoring before the opposite party. 喝醉了,就这么躺下,在对方面前打呼噜。 Another person silently is defending. 另一人就默默的守着。 Wakes up fights again. 醒来再战。 Life and death! 你死我活! ...... …… This very special group, after scolding, with the extremely quick speed, the matter decision space vestige finished. 这个很特别的群,在骂完之后,用极快的速度,就将空间遗迹的事情决定完毕。 Shaman Alliance, Flood Great Shaman, Raging Fire Great Shaman, Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman, Ice Dark Great Shaman, Wind Emperor Great Shaman comes. 巫盟,洪水大巫,烈火大巫,丹空大巫,冰冥大巫,风帝大巫前来。 Dao Alliance, seven swords all come. 道盟,七剑全来。 Star Soul, Left and Right Heavenly Kings, Star Picking Thearch, three parties Great Commander, Finance Department Head, cabinet three do an inspection to arrive hand in hand! 星魂,左右天王,摘星帝君,三方大帅,财政部长,内阁三位巡查联袂驾临! The above person is a team leader, in January/one month, leads the respective troops, gets together in Star Glow Mountains. 以上人等为领队,一月后带着各自人马,齐聚星芒群山 After discussing for about one minute, Flood Great Shaman proposed, Golden Scale Great Shaman, Boundless Great Shaman, Burning Candle Great Shaman, wants with No Poison Great Shaman. 在商议完毕之后大约一分钟,洪水大巫提出,金鳞大巫,无边大巫,燃烛大巫,和无毒大巫也想要来。 Dao Alliance and Star Soul both sides also said: 11 Great Shaman all come not to have the issue, however, No Poison Great Shaman cannot come! 道盟星魂双方同时表示:十一位大巫全部前来都没问题,但是呢,无毒大巫不能来! No Poison Great Shaman applied to add the group. 无毒大巫申请加群。 After being passed, in the family/home outside puts in great inconvenience acts crazy in the group, why others can go, his can't oneself go? 被通过后,家里外边委屈的在群里发飙,为何别人都能去,就他自己不能去? Indicated that must have a view, and pledged that does not act! 表示要有个说法,并且承诺绝不出手! I am only drink, plays is not good everywhere?” “我只是去喝喝酒,到处玩玩还不行嘛?” Asking of No Poison Great Shaman grief and indignation. 无毒大巫悲愤的问。 Seven swords and Left and Right Heavenly Kings wait/etc. are one piece hehe, is not good! 七剑与左右天王等都是一片呵呵,不行! Others are good, you are not good, if you must come actually, we extinguished jointly killed you! 别人都行,就你不行,如果你硬是要来,我们就联手灭杀了你! No Poison Great Shaman continued to act crazy in the group, mouthful dirty mouth, all the ancestor 18 generations of whole families females of hearing, met with a disaster all! 无毒大巫在群里持续发飙了,满嘴脏口,举凡耳闻者的祖宗十八代满门女性,无不遭殃! After abuses each other . 一阵对骂之后。 The dizzy egg exhausts to withdraw from group chat insanely. 晕蛋疯罄退出群聊 The Three Purities Seven Swords collective withdraws from group chat. 三清七剑集体退出群聊 Left and Right Heavenly Kings withdraws from group chat. 左右天王退出群聊 The entire group only had the two person, Flood Great Shaman and No Poison Great Shaman! 整个群就只剩下了两个人,洪水大巫无毒大巫 No Poison Great Shaman: Bursting into tears expression, bursting into tears expression and bursting into tears expression. 无毒大巫:流泪表情、流泪表情、流泪表情。 Hopes can obtain the Flood Great Shaman sympathy to go out to play the oneself belt/bring. 希望能获得洪水大巫同情将自己带出去玩。 next moment. 下一刻 Flood Rising To Heaven withdrew from group chat, the chat group dismissed.” 洪水滔天退出了群聊,聊天群解散。” In the Shaman Alliance remote place...... 巫盟遥远的地方…… Roaring of grief and indignation resounds through the daytime: Why! Why you can go out to play me is not good!! Why?!!! Why treats me?” 一声悲愤的怒吼响彻长天:“为什么!为什么你们都能出去玩就我不行!!为什么?!!!为什么对待我?” That sound, that tone, is the seeing sad listener cries simply. 那声音,那语气,简直是见者伤心听者落泪。 Too pitiful! 太凄惨了! Playing. 玩。 Always is the matter that No Poison Great Shaman most yearns, but his for a lifetime, actually few individuals dare to play with him. 向来是无毒大巫最最向往的事,但是他这一辈子,却没几个人敢和他玩。 But on the other hand. 而另一方面。 Playing. 玩。 Actually is the biggest goal of this Star Glow Mountains assembly ; In other words: These heads, actually taking this opportunity, come out to play, chatted to drink. 其实才是这次星芒群山集会的最大目的;换句话说:这些首脑们,其实就是借着这个机会,出来玩玩,聊天喝酒的。 Works truly, absolutely possibly is not they! 真正干活的,绝对不可能是他们! In other words , their coming, to work for one's own interests under the guise of working for the public, what the act ends of these people was to the make the blood boil situation. 换言之,他们这次前来,就是为了假公济私,这些人的行径端的是到了令人发指的地步。 However three continent everyone said: Quite interesting...... 但是三个大陆所有人都表示:好有趣哦…… No one said one absolutely: Ignore a proper occupation! 却绝对没有人说一句:不务正业! ...... …… Discussed in the three parties high-level secret, decided the team leader candidate who came the Star Glow Mountains exploration vestige in the child's play general formal approach time...... 就在三方高层秘密会谈,以儿戏一般的形式方法定下来前来星芒群山探索遗迹的领队人选的时候…… Qin Fangyang the starry night has travelled at double speed, rushed to capital. 秦方阳已经星夜兼程,赶到了上京 His first stand, telephones to Zuo Xiaonian. First has not made a connection, first went to Clouds High Martial, first found Clouds High Martial Cui Shangyan Teacher Cui. 他的第一站,就是给左小念打电话。第一遍没打通,就先去了云端高武,先找到了云端高武崔尚颜崔老师 Initially Star Glow Mountains hunted and killed, Teacher Cui Shangyan once voiced to support Zuo Xiaoduo, opened to go to the Dark King Hall threat specially. 当初星芒群山猎杀,崔尚颜老师曾发声力挺左小多,专门开号去冥王殿威胁。 However, when receives Zuo Xiaoduo to ask 3000 jin (0.5 kg) king beast meat that Qin Fangyang sends, Teacher Cui Shangyan fell into the ignorant however condition at the scene! 但是,在接到左小多拜托秦方阳送来的三千斤王兽肉的时候,崔尚颜老师当场就陷入了懵然状态! He cannot think, Zuo Xiaoduo will have the feedback of such great writer unexpectedly. 他怎么也想不到,左小多居然会有这么大手笔的回馈。 Thank teacher to post to support when the Xiaoduo end of hills and rivers! In the heart is really warm, for a long time does not see, still in the heart worries about. Many thanks teacher, few intention, inadequate respect. Longs for teacher to decline not.” “感谢老师小多山穷水尽时发帖力挺!心中甚是温暖,好久不见,依然心中记挂。多谢老师,寥寥心意,不成敬意。万望老师莫要推辞。” The Zuo Xiaoduo letter/believes, is very brief. 左小多的信,很是简短。 However the Cui Shangyan eye socket was red. 但是崔尚颜眼眶都红了。 Is this few intention inadequate respect? 这还是寥寥心意不成敬意? Cui Shangyan felt, if oneself declined this few intention, perhaps Principal can come to look for oneself to chat at the scene, with putting down the north and south knits is not impossible! 崔尚颜感觉,自己要是推辞了这个‘寥寥心意’,恐怕校长就能当场过来找自己聊天,跟着撂下南北打东西也不是不可能的! Many thanks!” “多谢!” Cui Shangyan is shaking the hand of Qin Fangyang, excited sways again and again: Many thanks Schoolmate Zuo Xiaoduo, my Clouds High Martial, will feel the cardinal virtue forever!” 崔尚颜握着秦方阳的手,激动的连连摇晃:“多谢左小多同学,我云端高武,永感大德!” Another side, Clouds High Martial Principal could not have calmed down. 另一边,云端高武校长早已经沉不住气出来了。 spiritual thought is inspecting Principal of campus, where thinks that unexpectedly the day does fall the unexpected wealth? 神念正在巡视校园的校长,哪想到居然天降横财? When Cui Shangyan is excited, Principal almost cannot bear the strategic place go out to trample his foot: Hesitant anything! Hasn't hurried to accept? Does not want pretense declining! If by some chance others took seriously! How such ink marks? Brain watt?! 崔尚颜激动的时候,校长几乎忍不住要冲出去踹他一脚:犹豫什么!还不赶紧收下啊?千万不要假模假式的推辞啊!万一人家当真了呢!怎么这么墨迹呢?脑子瓦特了?! Now has accepted, Principal naturally must speak several polite speeches on behalf of Clouds High Martial. 现在已经收下,校长当然要代表云端高武说几句场面话的。 What to do if Cui Shangyan this goods do carry off meat oneself only to him the students of oneself class? 万一崔尚颜这货将肉自己带走只给他自己班的学生咋办? Must temporarily stop! 必须要截留! Complete interception! 全部截留! Principal to Qin Fangyang expressed that heartfelt welcome, expressed the heartfelt gratitude, proceeded from the thanks of bottom of one's heart, particularly the greatest appreciation to Schoolmate Zuo Xiaoduo, has not arrived at the Clouds High Martial further education the regret, the word of praise said a boss wicker basket, held the hand of Qin Fangyang not to let, must express the duties of a host. 校长秦方阳表示衷心的欢迎,表示由衷感激,还有发自肺腑的感谢,尤其是对左小多同学的莫大欣赏,没有来到云端高武进修的遗憾,好话说了老大一箩筐,拉着秦方阳的手不让走,务必要表示一下地主之谊。 The Qin Fangyang fee/spent completely the lips and tongue withdrew to walk, but must leave behind the contact method by drawing, determined, meets the deadline, bled off. 秦方阳费尽了唇舌才脱身而走,还被拉着务必留下了联系方式,确定了后会期限,才被放走。 Just withdrew, heard Principal and Teacher Cui Shangyan is disputing low voice. 刚刚脱身,就听到校长崔尚颜老师在小声争执。 Our class must want much, these are my, you exploit power, levy exorbitant taxes to pillage, heartless!” “我们班必须多要,这些都是我的,你这是以权谋私,横征暴掠,丧尽天良!” Fart! This is a school!” “放屁!这都是学校的!” Is Xiaoduo thanks obviously my!” “明明是小多感谢我的!” Obviously is Xiaoduo gives Clouds High Martial...... you posts is not the old man permits! Doesn't know every river has its source and every tree its roots? Also is a teacher by worthy example? Your welldoing?” “明明是小多送给云端高武的……你发帖难道不是老夫允许的!不知道水有源树有根吗?还为人师表呢?你的德行呢?” „......” “……” Whom Qin Fangyang has not cared about to lose behind who won, circled a great-circle, found Long Yusheng and Wan Lixiu. 秦方阳没在意身后谁输谁赢,绕了个大圈,找到了龙雨生万里秀 In two people do not dare to believe excitedly pleasantly surprised, gave them 200 jin (0.5 kg) meat, and visits them to eat up first in side. 在两人激动惊喜地不敢置信的之余,给了他们两百斤肉,并且就在旁边看着他们吃下了第一口。 After two people digest, Qin Fangyang has not stayed, directly proposed leaves. 等到二人消化完毕后,秦方阳并未停留,直接提出走人。 Two people longing delivers Qin Fangyang, a Wan Lixiu small finger closely draws the Qin Fangyang sleeves not to put, lowers the head not to say a word, how is not willing to drop. 两人依依不舍的将秦方阳送出去,万里秀一只小手指头拉着秦方阳的衣袖紧紧不放,低着头一言不发,怎地也不肯放手。 It looks like one not to give up with the little girl who the father distinguishes. 就像是一个舍不得和父亲分别的小女孩儿。 Qin Fangyang consoles in every possible way, this is set free, but walks is about several feet, hears behind Wan Lixiu cried, cries dead by heartbreak, moves soul-stirringly. 秦方阳百般劝慰,这才得以脱身,可是走出去不过几丈,就听见身后万里秀哇的一声哭了,哭得伤心欲绝,动心动魄。 Qin Fangyang is cruel-hearted, is above mundane thoughts to go. 秦方阳狠下心,绝尘而去。 Long Yusheng comforts Wan Lixiu, used afternoon time, the girl cries both eyes like the two peach...... 龙雨生只是安慰万里秀,就用了一下午时间,小妮子哭得两眼就像两个桃子…… Then Qin Fangyang went to Ancestral Dragon High Martial, looked Ding Xiulan. 然后秦方阳去了祖龙高武,去找了丁秀兰 Teacher Ding Xiulan basically agrees with the Teacher Cui Shangyan response, moreover Ding Xiulan perception some, the tears were more excited to flow. 丁秀兰老师崔尚颜老师反应基本一致,而且丁秀兰更感性一些,眼泪都激动得流了出来。 Good child, I to know, Xiaoduo is a good child, definitely will not have the matter!” “好孩子,我就知道,小多是个好孩子,肯定不会有事的!” Really is it is too much......, but this ritual delivered to me, for the student future, really has no alternative but to receive, was thick the cheek to accept...... yeah, too thanked......” “真是受之有愧……可是这份礼送到了我心里,为了学生前途,实在不能不收,就厚着面皮收下了……哎,太感谢了……” Ding Xiulan is drawing Qin Fangyang, must draw Principal's Office, Qin Fangyang frightens falls the desolate to walk, was flattered one too to be many, does not want to ask for advice again one time. 丁秀兰拉着秦方阳,非要拉去校长室,秦方阳吓得落荒而走,被吹捧一通就已经太多了,可不想再领教一次。 Really also has the matter, this said goodbye......” “真的还有事儿,这就告辞了……” The Clouds High Martial bitter experience, Qin Fangyang really does not want to experience again one time. 云端高武的遭遇,秦方阳实在是不想再经历一次了。 Qin Fangyang walks, that side Ancestral Dragon High Martial Sir Principal had run out of the office building...... 秦方阳这边才走,那边祖龙高武校长大人就已经冲出了办公楼…… Such a-and-a-half seconds of seconds, really could not get away perhaps slightly late...... 稍微晚那么一秒半秒的,恐怕就真走不了了…… Zuo Xiaoduo, is really good! Really is the good child of heavy affectionate righteousness!” 左小多,真不错!真是个重情重义的好孩子!” Ding Xiulan these words, talked over for several years in the mouth. 丁秀兰这句话,在嘴里念叨了好几年。 Remembers each time, in the heart is one piece properly. 每次想起,心中就是一片熨帖。 teacher owes you one!” 老师欠你一份人情!” ...... …… To afternoon, close to darkness time, Zuo Xiaonian that side telephone made a connection finally. 一直到了下午,接近天黑的时候,左小念那边的电话才终于打通了。 Hears Qin Fangyang to come, gives the thing for Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian has not nearly maintained the image of oneself frozen three thousand li (500 km), departed Nine Heavens Pavilion directly, the squall fire singes caught up. 一听说秦方阳过来,替左小多送东西,左小念险些没有维持住自己冰封三千里的形象,直接飞出了九重天阁,一路急风火燎的赶了过来。 Zuo Xiaonian wants to ask Qin Fangyang to advance together the plan of dinner to fail, because Qin Fangyang does not want to delay, tonight must walk. 左小念想要请秦方阳共进晚餐的打算落空,因为秦方阳不想耽搁,今晚就要走了。 Takes king beast meat as well as a bowl mouth big centipede bead the place that returns to oneself to live, closes the door. 拿着王兽肉以及一颗碗口大的蜈蚣珠回到自己住的地方,关上门。 Zuo Xiaonian smile like flower. 左小念笑颜如花。 Groans...... Doggyda, you are also thinking fortunately delivers the gift to me hehe roar roar Doggyda Doggyda Little Doggyda......” “哼哼哼哼……狗哒,亏得你还想着给我送礼物呵呵呵吼吼狗哒狗哒小狗哒……” The Zuo Xiaonian attractive big eye turned into the crescent moon. 左小念漂亮的大眼睛都是变成了月牙儿。 This moment she, with Heavenly Maiden Ling Nian Snow and Ice Heavenly Maiden image, completely widely divergent, acts like a different person! 这一刻的她,与‘灵念天女’‘冰雪天女’的形象,完全的大相径庭,判若两人! A silly oneself person happy rolls on the bed, smiled a flower. 傻傻的自己一个人乐的在床上滚来滚去,笑成了一朵花。 Doggyda Doggyda Doggyda Little Doggyda, your mischievous young fool, looks is clever and attractive, is really elder sister's good baby...... ka ka......” 狗哒狗哒狗哒小狗哒,你这个调皮的小傻瓜,长得又乖又好看,真是姐姐的好娃娃……哇咔咔……” The Zuo Xiaonian sudden hand is itchy. 左小念突然手痒起来。 The feeling has not twisted the ear of Zuo Xiaoduo for a long time, is the hand is really itchy. 感觉好久没有拧左小多的耳朵,甚是手痒。 Rubbing hands. 搓搓手。 Roar roar roar...... goes back to twist!” “吼吼吼……回去拧!” I ate these meat, you cannot catch up with me the roar roar roar......” “我吃了这些肉,你就更加追不上我啦吼吼吼……” Zuo Xiaonian smiles in the quilt head ignorant/veiled stuffily unceasingly, two big long legs outside merry kicks, been filled with happiness, been filled with satisfaction properly. 左小念将脑袋蒙在被子里闷笑不绝,两条大长腿在外面快活的一踢一踢,满心的幸福,满心的满足熨帖。 In the bedding, a bowl mouth big centipede bead is glittering the clear ray, dreamlike. 被窝里,一颗碗口大的蜈蚣珠闪烁着晶莹的光芒,如梦如幻。 According to face of giving birth for the first time coming out Zuo Xiaonian smiles, is somewhat dark red. 照出来左小念笑的开怀的脸庞,有些殷红。 Like a being in bud flower, tender and beautiful desire drop exposed the flower petals of two colorful crown world. 就像一朵含苞待放的花,娇艳欲滴的展露了两片艳冠天下的花瓣。 ...... …… .................. ……………… Has the matter temporarily, two.】 【临时有事,两更。】
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