Here is confronting. 这边在对峙。 That side, the Dao Alliance Three Purities Seven Swords urgent matter caught up to mediate a quarrel. 那边,道盟三清七剑火烧屁股般的赶了过来劝架。 Did not urge good ; When, can you fight a decisive battle? Noisy? 不劝不行啊;啥时候啊,你们就要决战？闹呢啊？ If by any chance they arrive at time discovered, Shaman Alliance Great Shaman has retreated unexpectedly. 但等他们到的时候才发现,巫盟的各位大巫居然已经退去了。 It is said during is Flood Great Shaman closes up knows this matter, ordered...... 据说是洪水大巫闭关之中得知此事,下令回去了…… Flood Great Shaman said is very clear: These thing You Dongtian have wanted, is we have not given. That proves him to want, he will want to steal ; Whom your doesn't oneself favor to blame? 洪水大巫说的很明白:这些东西游东天都要过,是咱们没给。那就证明他想要,他想要就会来偷;你们自己不看好怪谁？ Several Great Shaman suffering, against young very we had confidence like mad. However who can defend Right Path Heavenly King? 几位大巫委屈的要死要活的,防小贼咱们有把握。但是谁能防得住右路天王？ Has to go back. 只好回去了。 Later calculates this account! 以后再算这笔账！ Therefore Three Purities Seven Swords comes up empty-handed. 于是三清七剑扑个空。 However came to come, must sit, must teach the You Dongtian this junior while convenient. 但是来都来了,怎么也要坐坐,顺便要教训一下游东天这个小辈。 Told him, what words can speak cannot say! What can make anything to be undoable! 告诉告诉他,什么话能说什么话不能说！什么能做什么不能做！ You on this day day one startled one for the first time, how to bear? 你这天天一惊一乍的,怎么受得了？ However...... 但是…… After meeting, after Three Purities Seven Swords depends the rank reproved You Dongtian one, originally honest Right Path Heavenly King sincerely expressed. 见面之后,三清七剑仗着辈分训斥了游东天一段之后,本来老老实实的右路天王诚恳表示。 Criticizes me to accept comprehensively, accuses me also to accept completely. 批评我全面接受,指责我也全部都接受。 This matter was the impulsion that I held! 这事儿是我办的冲动了！ I admit mistakes! 我认错！ However, your can Dao Alliance support my something? 但是,你们道盟能不能支援我一些东西？ Otherwise I must go to Dao Alliance xue to touch...... am very truly troublesome! 要不然我还要去道盟踅摸……真正挺麻烦的！ Three Purities Seven Swords held together to fall face up! 三清七剑直接气了一个倒仰！ Indeed you special, not only snatches Shaman Alliance, in your calculation, but must snatch our Dao Alliance!? 敢情你特么的不仅是抢巫盟,在你的盘算里,还要抢我们道盟！？ „What do you want?” The Daoist Lei air/Qi results in the beard to tremble, is facing such crafty hooligan, can you do to? “你到底想要啥？”雷道人气得胡子都在哆嗦,可是面对这样子的滚刀肉,你能奈何？ „I am want cosmetics......” “我就是想要点化妆品……” You Dongtian is rubbing hands, said: „What matter isn't this?” 游东天搓着手,道:“这不算什么事儿吧？” Daoist Lei asking panting: „Cosmetics? What cosmetics?” 雷道人气咻咻的问道:“化妆品？什么化妆品？” „Heavenly Face Flower three, Jade Bone Grass three, Ice Heaven Lotus three, Snow Jade Lotus Root three.” “天颜花三株,玉骨草三株,冰天莲三朵,雪玉藕三节。” You Dongtian said: „This, Boss Lei, you will not give!” 游东天道:“就这点点,雷老大,您不会不给吧！” Brush! 刷！ Daoist Lei pulled out the sword: „I give you this!” 雷道人抽出了剑:“我给你这个！” You Dongtian yelled: „I may tell you, these thing that this is...... me who my Aunt Zuo wants to want is useful......” 游东天大叫:“我可跟你说,这是我左婶要的……我要的这些个玩意有啥用……” „Your does Aunt Zuo want? Really?” “你左婶要的？真的？” Daoist Lei knits the brows. 雷道人皱眉。 You Dongtian said: „Hasn't this thing been worth pulling the fierce appearance to make the flag? You call to ask that did not know, me do not tell that you have not contacted the way.” 游东天道:“这点东西还不值得扯虎皮做大旗吧？您打个电话问问不就知道了,别跟我说您没有联络方式。” Daoist Lei knits the brows the long time, said: „Telephone even......, since is your Aunt Zuo wants......” 雷道人皱眉半晌,道:“电话就算了……既然是你左婶要的……” Was saying head, under looks at first Daoist Yun: „Gives him!” 说着偏偏头,看着下首云道人:“给他！” Daoist Yun twisted the face: „?” 云道人扭曲了脸:“给？” „...... Yeah.” “给吧……哎。” Daoist Lei felt that oneself ran these simply is...... the cerebral palsy! 雷道人感觉自己跑这一趟简直是……脑瘫了！ You Dongtian achieved wishes, all things take completely, like not quiet express gratitude. 游东天如愿以偿,所有东西全部拿到手,欢喜得不住嘴得道谢。 Daoist Lei is frowning, under the heart uncomfortable extremely, the nose is not the nose face is not asking of face: „Your does Aunt Zuo want these to do? Really brings the cosmetology?” 雷道人皱着眉头,心下不爽已极,鼻子不是鼻子脸不是脸的问道:“你左婶要这些干什么？真拿来美容？” You Dongtian coughs. 游东天咳嗽一声。 He does not certainly dare saying that this is oneself makes the bait with the Aunt Zuo son, finally her son lost the penalty ; Also, Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo gave birth to a child in old age this matter, but top secret...... 他当然不敢说这是自己用左婶儿子做钓饵,结果把她儿子丢了的惩罚;再说了,左叔与左婶老蚌生珠这事儿可是绝密情报…… I know that became, if I told you to know...... I did not only look for a food is so simple...... 我知道就成了,我要是告诉你们知道了……我就不是只找点食材这么简单了…… Has hollow laugh one: „Why she wants this...... I where to know that may I ask...... changes your you may I ask?” 只得干笑一声:“她老人家要这个干什么……我哪里知道啊,那也不敢问啊……换您您敢问吗？” „Snort!” “哼！” „Had a look at your Throne to be used to what appearance, the women...... the wives knew the cosmetology daily!” Daoist Lei complained indignantly, waves. “看看你们御座把媳妇儿都惯得成了什么样子,妇道人家……天天就知道美容！”雷道人愤愤不平的抱怨了一句,一挥手。 „Walks!” “走！” The Dao Alliance high level walked clean in an instant. 道盟的高层转眼走了个一干二净。 On road. 路上。 Three Purities Seven Swords is felt that the heart ate a big fly irritability. 三清七剑都是感觉心头吃了一只大苍蝇般的别扭。 This was to do? 这一趟到底是干什么来了？ „Does boss, our time come...... to deliver the cosmetics specially?” Daoist Yun is at heart uncomfortable, twists the face to ask. “老大,咱们这次来……是专门送化妆品的？”云道人心里不爽,扭曲着脸问。 Daoist Lei snort/hum: „Your previous time goes to his home to eat meal, I urged you do not go, you say the sentiment...... the result you to the present well, but also owed me Dao Comprehending Fruit......” 雷道人哼了一声:“你上次去他家吃饭,我劝你不要去,你非说感情好……结果你到现在,还欠我一枚悟道果呢……” Daoist Yun is red in the face, in an extremely difficult situation, is angry saying: „This how many years things, but also raises!? Your Dao Comprehending Fruit did not have!” 云道人面红耳赤,狼狈不堪,大怒道:“这都多少年的事情,还提！？你的悟道果没了！” Daoist Huo of side another apricot yellow Daoist robe is also furious: „The past matter does not raise!” 身边另一位一身杏黄道袍的火道人也是大为光火:“过去的事儿不提了！” „Wants me not to raise, but you must pay off the debt, you said that did not have not to keep a promise, this is this, that is that!” An ill humor of Daoist Lei face. “要我不提可以啊,但你得把债还清了,你说没了可不算数,一码归一码！”雷道人一脸的没好气。 Two get angry, for a very long time did not say a word. 两道黑着脸,久久一言不发。 Dao Comprehending Fruit, all over the world only then, which we to look to you...... 悟道果,普天之下只有一枚,我们到哪给你找去…… Ok, by you were said two said two...... 算了,被你说两句就说两句吧…… Yeah, here cannot stir up, that side cannot stir up. This crosses for a lifetime enough is really enough! 哎,这边惹不起,那边也惹不起。这一辈子过得真是够够的了！ ...... …… Right Path Heavenly King fights the startled day! 右路天王一战惊天！ Did pot muddled gruel entire continent, Shaman Alliance totaled 12 Great Shaman, this time directly there is nine people called to butcher him! 将整个大陆搞成了一锅糊涂粥,巫盟合共才十二位大巫,这次直接就有九个人叫着要宰了他！ Flood Great Shaman has not gone out the words that...... comes out, that is ready proper ten! 还有个洪水大巫没出关……出来的话,那就是妥妥的十个！ In the You Dongtian surface said is very unyielding, in the heart is actually beating a drum. 游东天表面上说的很硬气,心里面却是在直打鼓。 Did this time......, do in a big way?! 这次……真的,搞大了？！ How even the Dao Alliance topmost level gave to alarm...... 怎么连道盟的最高层都给惊动了呢…… This...... 这…… Also implicated Left Path Heavenly King to receive the internal injury, for a short time strength difficult entire...... 还连累到左路天王受了内伤,一时半会战力难全喽…… This special...... 这特么…… Yeah! 哎！ Has a look at the wound tired mark mark again, assigned/life half five Venerable, You Dongtian showed the happy expression: „Walks! Goes back therapy celebrate Gong to drink!” 再看看伤累痕痕,一条命去了半条的五位尊者,游东天又摆出高兴的表情:“走！回去疗伤庆功喝酒！” „This time, we win total victories!” “这次,咱们大获全胜！” The people supercilious look turns randomly. 众人白眼乱翻。 This time won total victories...... this saying saying that owing heart! 这次大获全胜……这话说的,亏不亏心！ Should steal greatly entire remnant, ok?! 应该是大偷全残,好么？！ Owing we are the trusted aide, before going, does not know that you must steal so many things, your heart is so how big...... 亏我们还是心腹,去之前都不知道你要偷这么多东西,你的心咋就这么大呢…… You Dongtian must look for Left Path Heavenly King time, when actually discovery this couple do not know, brings eight envoy to walk without a trace, only then on the cell phone sends a voice. 游东天要找左路天王的时候,却发现这夫妻二人不知道什么时候,已经带着八位使者走得无影无踪了,就只有手机上发过来一条语音。 „You Dongtian, later you have the matter not to look for me! Is all right do not look for me! After that the father does not recognize you!” “游东天,以后你有事别找我！没事更不要找我！从此后,老子不认得你！” „Grass!” “草！” You Dongtian cursed: „Unexpectedly also on tsundere.” 游东天大骂:“居然还傲娇上了。” Immediately put out the telephone to give Left Path Heavenly King to hit, in the telephone had a piece of busy signal. 随即就拿出电话就给左路天王打了过去,电话中只得一片忙音。 „The call that you are unable to put through temporarily.” “您拨打的电话暂时无法接通。” Scratching, this was by the blacklisted!! 擦,这是被拉黑了！！ „......” You Dongtian takes the telephone to mutter: „This matter...... as for? As for blacklisted?” “……”游东天拿着电话喃喃自语:“这点儿事儿……至于吗？至于拉黑吗？” „Walks, our oneself drinks!” “走,咱们自己喝酒去！” „one after another, problem how so many!” “一个个的,毛病怎么这么多！” You Dongtian led the person to walk crassly. 游东天带着人骂骂咧咧的走了。 Great Commander Dongfang cold sweat. 身后,东方大帅一身的冷汗。 Now it is cold, Great Commander Dongfang even felt that oneself perspiration ices up. 现在天冷,东方大帅甚至感觉自己身上的汗都结了冰。 Scratched, scares to death the father! 擦,吓死老子了！ Nearly erupted the world war father here! 差点儿就在老子这里爆发世界大战了！ But on father here military, why to suffice...... 可就老子这里的这点兵力,够干嘛的啊…… „You Dongtian this damn!” “游东天这个狗日的！” Even if the rank is insufficient, the Great Commander Dongfang being at all scope drinks to scold, but has scolded Right Path Heavenly King at heart turned the ancestors! 纵使级别不够,东方大帅不敢当面喝骂,但心里却已经将右路天王骂翻了八辈祖宗！ Your special mother can also do scary! 你特娘还能搞得更吓人一点么！ Nine Great Shaman soldiers near Sun and Moon Pass! 九位大巫兵临日月关！ My day your Sir's You Dongtian, you were really a talent, no, was a talent...... 我日你大爷的游东天,你真是个人才,不,是个天才啊…… „Dongfang/east, don't you drink?” Outside broadcast the You Dongtian sound from afar. “东方,你来喝酒不？”外面远远传来了游东天的声音。 „.” Great Commander Dongfang is clenching teeth, gets to the entrance: „Right Heavenly King had a mind......, if you will have the matter next time, went to the south side or north...... appreciated......” “不去了。”东方大帅咬着牙,走到门口:“右天王有心了……要是您下次有事,去南边或者北边吧……就不胜感激了……” The words had not said that is quiet. 话没说完就住了嘴。 Because You Dongtian has disappeared. 因为游东天早已经不见了。 Bang, Great Commander Dongfang upset somebody with a kick the chair. 砰地一声,东方大帅一脚踢翻了椅子。 „Damn! Your he going day dog!” “狗日的！你他么的去日狗吧！” You outside thousand li (500 km), but also asked that I went not to drink...... the person not to have the shadow, do the words that even if I want to go, where need to look for you? 你都在千里之外了,还问我去不去喝酒……人都没影了,我就算想去的话,要到什么地方去找你？ You can also a little sincerity! 你还能有点诚意么！ ...... …… Went out of very far You Dongtian to haul in group chat. 走出很远的游东天被拉进了一个群聊。 In this group, Twelve Great Shaman stands in great numbers neatly, Dao Alliance Seven Swords also, Left Heavenly King also, but another character, most lets the You Dongtian surprise. 这个群里,十二大巫整齐林立,道盟七剑也在,还有左天王也在,不过另一个久违的人物,最让游东天诧异。 „Father? How you also in?” Eastern Heaven Gives Me Free Reign To Roam. “爹？怎地您老也在？”东天任我游。 „father heard that your today's power and prestige, came to see you to be how imposing specially.” The dizzy egg exhausts insanely. “老子听说你今天威风了,特意来看你怎么威风。”晕蛋疯罄。 „How cough cough...... you are still using this name...... to change name well.” Eastern Heaven Gives Me Free Reign To Roam. “咳咳……您老怎地还在用这个名呢……改个名多好。”东天任我游。 Felt that the oneself father as Star Picking Thearch, the great person of such high status uses this name group chat, is really a little disgraced. 感觉自己老爹身为摘星帝君,这么高身份的大人物用这种名字群聊,实在是有点丢人。 Then, Star Picking Thearch that the alias dizzy egg exhausts insanely does not have the opportunity to speak again, the entire chat group, one was crusaded against piece by piece brushes the screen submerging. 接下来,化名晕蛋疯罄的摘星帝君就再没机会说话,整个聊天群,被一片片讨伐刷屏给淹没。 Voice and writing that Twelve Great Shaman shouts abuse public, if comes momentously. 十二大巫骂大街的语音与文字,直若排山倒海般汹涌而来。 Is about several seconds, submerges the entire chat group! 前后不过几秒钟时间,就将整个聊天群淹没！ The shouting abuse public voice and writing chatted the record, more than ten seconds achieved more than 700! 骂大街的语音与文字聊天记录,十几秒的时间就达到了七百多条！ Obviously Twelve Great Shaman mood at this moment is what kind of indignation! 可见十二大巫此刻的心情是何等愤慨！ Middle mixes with Left Path Heavenly King several ‚are laughing the thump’ the expression. 中间夹杂着左路天王几个‘哈哈大笑捶地’的表情。 So forth „You Dongtian are you also a person!” „You Dongtian you are not individual!” „Your despicable villain, shameless ordinary man!” 诸如此类“游东天你还是不是人！”“游东天你就不是个人！”“你个卑鄙小人,无耻匹夫！” „Damn You Dongtian!” “狗日的游东天！” „Damn!” “狗日的！” „Your five phases lacks, in life lacking virtue!” “你五行有缺,命里缺德！” „Son of a bitch!” “狗东西！” ............ ………… This words, simply are redundant and redundant, is redundant and redundant, repeat in cycles, completely, has not surged wave upon wave. 这种话,简直是重复又重复,重复又重复,循环往复,有余未尽,一浪高过一浪。 You Dongtian calm presses to fall the cell phone, holds the bosom to continue to hurry along. 游东天淡定的将手机按掉,揣进怀里继续赶路。 Heaven Venerable is curious: „Heavenly King you also in group chat? Quite lively, what group is this? Reporting the news is so positive......” 天尊者好奇:“天王您也在群聊？好热闹,这是什么群？发消息如此积极……” They see are anything, only saw news like waterfall general keeping eliminates...... the heart next 12,000 curiosity. 他们看到是啥,只看到消息如同瀑布一般的不停的刷下来……心下万二分的好奇。 You Dongtian is light: „This group, is...... my fans group, I go to crop up, finally the one after another enthusiasm, what to do you said that hurrying to leave is proper......” 游东天淡淡的:“这个群啊,算是……我的粉丝群吧,我才进去冒了个头,结果一个个的热情得不行,你说咋办,赶紧走人是正经……” Several Venerable understood immediately: „So that's how it is, I found, fans frantic this......, but the Heavenly King water fans group...... really makes me and others admire unexpectedly, popular, kind.” 几位尊者顿时明白了:“原来如此,我了解的,粉丝狂热了都这样……但是天王居然水粉丝群……真是让我等佩服,亲民,亲切啊。” You Dongtian solemn smile whole face: „Low key, low-key.” 游东天端庄微笑满脸:“低调,低调。” Crossed for enough a half hour. 过了足足半个小时。 You Dongtian pulls out the cell phone again, enters group chat again. 游东天再次掏出手机,再度进入群聊。 The group news demonstration has achieved more than 7000. 群消息显示已经达到了七千多条。 Now one after another scolds was worn out. 现在一个个都骂的有气无力了。 „Also can discuss the proper business not, you also scolded do not die he! Scolded such several, but incompetent wild with rage, aid what matter?” The dizzy egg exhausts insanely. “还能商量正事不,你们又骂不死他！骂那么几句,不过无能狂怒,济什么事？”晕蛋疯罄。 Long time no one spoke. 半晌没人吭声。 „Who scolded a moment ago damn?” The dizzy egg exhausts insanely. “刚才谁骂的狗日的？”晕蛋疯罄。