UPOH :: Volume #2

#249: Three joyful laborers! 【Fourth, asked the monthly ticket!】


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The You Dongtian heart is tired. 游东天心累。 He was looks, these three once big demon who moved the world, should be is separated from rivers and lakes troubled too for a long time, in the past courage vigor was nothing left. 他算是看出来了,这三个曾经名动天下的大魔头,应该是脱离江湖纷扰太久,往昔的血气荡然无存。 This knows who suddenly after oneself is, was frightened by oneself directly the ponder not, a brain revolution does not transfer! 这蓦然知道自己是谁后,直接被自己吓得连思考都不会了,脑子一转都不转了! Is three puppets, oneself proposes the line directly, they move, said that anything is anything, in addition, they were even other least bit idea and movement do not have. 直接就是三个木偶,自己提提线,他们就动一动,说什么就是什么,除此之外,他们是连半点别的想法和动作都没了。 Am I so fearful? 我有这么可怕么? If this idea makes three demons know, perhaps will cry: Aren't you fearful? 这想法如果让三魔知道,恐怕会哭:你不可怕么? „The most fundamental reason is, I feared that others discovered you. Because of the future, in the later long-time time, this Dark King Hall, must come the plenary powers control by you, originally after how, how is!” “最根本的原因在于,我怕别人发现了你们。因为未来,在之后长久的时间里,这冥王殿,还是要由你们来全权掌控,原本怎样以后就还是怎么样!” You Dongtian said lightly: „The dark world, looks like has the daytime time has inevitably is ordinary at night, must exist. Understood?” 游东天淡淡道:“黑暗世界,就像是有白天的时候就必然有黑夜一般,是必须要存在的。明白么?” Understood!” Three people nod together, such as chicken pecking meter/rice. “明白!”三人一起点头,如鸡啄米。 What you do not need to worry, wash off later you, truly does not have sin of killing again in the body, operates this Dark King Hall, does not have outside the plate the move to harass the bureau, has the reputation, said that proficient words, discussed with the vision of correct path, I could not find to the principle that you acted according, this was also you can another reason safely, I said, you did understand?” “你们也不必有什么顾虑,金盆洗手之后的你们,确实再无杀孽在身,运营这个冥王殿,也无盘外招扰局,颇有口碑,说句到家的话,以正道的眼光而论,我都找不到对你们出手的理据,这也是你们可以安然的另一项因由,我这么说,你们明白吗?” You Dongtian said. 游东天道。 Understood!” Three people nod together. Movement scope, completely consistently. “明白!”三人一起点头。动作幅度,完全一致。 You Dongtian headache rubbing brow: Later, this Dark King Hall operation income net profit, I must receive 70%, don't this you have the opinion? Remaining 30%, your 10%, without opinion?” 游东天头痛的揉揉眉头:“不过以后呢,这冥王殿的运营收入纯利润,我要收70%,这点你们没意见吧?剩下30%,你们一人10%,没意见吧?” Does not have the opinion! Without the opinion!” Three people nod together. “没意见!没意见!”三人一起点头。 Sir Heavenly King asked two don't have the opinion? That naturally must reply that two do not have the opinion. 天王大人问了两遍没意见吧?那当然要回答两遍没意见的。 This point, three people can be said as particularly understand clearly. 这一点,三人可说是分外的清楚明白。 You later were the biggest boss! Our three work for you! 您以后就是最大的老板了!我们三个为您打工! We are three joyful laborers, the roar roar! 我们是三个快乐的打工仔,吼吼! Under the You Dongtian heart is actually somewhat senseless. 游东天心下却是有些无趣。 After he planned, but also needs to demonstrate the military force, deters, to prove the oneself status. But has not thought that even demonstrated had not demonstrated that these three dark world control in fact, have become the mud to be the same softly. 他本打算进来后,还需要展示一下武力,威慑一下,以证明自己身份的。但没想到连展示都没展示,这三个事实上的黑暗世界主宰,已经软成了泥巴一般。 Your several come.” “你们几个进来吧。” You Dongtian light instruction, but after dozens breaths ; Four people came to the office. 游东天淡淡的吩咐,不过数十息之后;四个人就来到了办公室里。 I introduced to you......” “我给你们介绍一下……” After introducing, You Dongtian finished speaking 介绍完毕之后,游东天话音刚落 Welcome! Welcome! Warm welcome!” “欢迎!欢迎!热烈欢迎!” The Beyond Heaven Three Demons stand a row, the physique is straight, shouted loudly with one voice. 天外三魔站成一排,身姿笔直,齐声高呼。 You Dongtian nearly spurted. 游东天险些就喷了出来。 Were some too ashamed? It looks like the official to greet the leadership visit...... 这有些太羞耻了吧?就像是官员迎接领导参观…… „Does here, have the thing that we need, the graciousness...... understands? All takes. Does not need, can not act rashly. Lacking anything are few, looks for their three. After completing, hurries to leave, turns over to everyone respectively, yes?” “这里,有咱们需要的东西,恩……明白?全都取走。不需要的,不得妄动。缺什么少的,找他们三个。完成之后,赶紧离开,各归各位,明白吗?” Understood.” “明白。” Un.” You Dongtian looks at Beyond Heaven Three Demons: Your three, yes?” “嗯。”游东天看着天外三魔:“你们三个,明白吗?” Understood!” Three people nod again uniform. “明白!”三人再次整齐划一点头。 Tea?” You Dongtian said. “茶呢?”游东天道。 Tea?” The brain of Blood Demon could not have made a turn suddenly, a face ignorant however. “茶?”血魔的脑筋一时间还转不过弯,一脸懵然。 Three jin (0.5 kg) tea that I want, I must walk!” You Dongtian shows the whites of the eyes. “我要的三斤茶,我要走了!”游东天翻个白眼。 Has, has, has!” “有,有,有!” Blood Demon goes out speedily, is excited, heartbeat like drum. 血魔一溜烟出去,心情激动,心跳如鼓。 I have the opportunity unexpectedly, gives Sir Right Path Heavenly King three jin (0.5 kg) tea! Wū wū, excited! 我居然有机会,送给右路天王大人三斤茶!呜呜呜,激动! Sir Heavenly King wants the thing with me, this is Sir Heavenly King was expressing that and trusts with my being intimate with! 天王大人跟我要东西,这是天王大人在表示与我的亲近与信任! This is the rare great honor! 这可是难得的殊荣啊! You Dongtian indicated calm: I learn/study with the senior, at every place of visit, the hand does not fail. That is all. 游东天淡定表示:我只是跟前辈学习,每到一处,手不落空。仅此而已。 Is intimate with trusts anything...... you are purely wants. 亲近信任什么的……你纯属是想多了。 Crash-bang swept a big piece a oneself many years of collection conveniently, no matter also anything, all Snow Whitesoul Bud are packing together, all forced in space ring. 哗啦啦将自己多年珍藏随手扫了一大片,也不管是啥,连带着所有的雪魄芽一起打包,悉数塞进了空间戒指 Sir, this is the tea that you want, small...... small was exceedingly honored that......” Blood Demon grovels to hand over space ring. “大人,这是您要的茶,小的……小的不胜荣幸……”血魔点头哈腰递上空间戒指 At the same time, Blade Demon and Sword Demon envy results in both eyes to be red. 一边,刀魔剑魔嫉妒得两眼通红。 boss had sole possession of this great honor unexpectedly! 老大居然独吞了这一殊荣! Is honored on your oneself very much? 就你自己很荣幸? Brothers three people that paid lip service to?! 口口声声的兄弟三人呢?! Look like blade, a blade blade is gazing at fixedly boss. 眼神如刀,一刀一刀的瞪视着老大 This is...... this is our brothers three people...... a common intention......” “这是……这是我们兄弟三人……共同的一点心意……” The Blood Demon stutter, a face flattered, disturbed flattering, did not forget the fraternal friendship actually, for was not extremely easy. 血魔结结巴巴,一脸谄媚,忐忑的讨好,倒是不忘兄弟情谊,殊为不易。 You Dongtian received the ring conveniently, looked at one, the smile: Had a mind.” 游东天随手接过戒指,看了一眼,微笑:“有心了。” Sir thanks praised!” “谢大人夸奖!” Three people of together inspired shouting loudly. 三人一起振奋的高呼。 Ok, was well dry!” “行了,好好干!” You Dongtian smiles, the body vanishes suddenly without a trace. 游东天笑了笑,身子蓦然消失得无影无踪。 Floods the invisible pressure in room, also vanishes inexplicably, does not save the least bit. 充斥于房内的无形压力,也随之莫名消失,不存半点。 Until at this moment, three demons is long air vent , the brothers three people looked at one relatively, saw said not the lingering fear. 直到此刻,三魔才算是长长的出了一口气,兄弟三人相对看了一眼,均是看到了说不尽的后怕。 Too terrifying! 太恐怖了! Too scary! 太吓人了! Is saved from death, true being saved from death! 死里逃生,真正的死里逃生啊! Until after You Dongtian left for dozen minutes, three talents determine the security, dares to move, the whole body cold sweat, braved until this time finally, performs the feelings of taking off/escaping the strength, everyone felt that oneself turned into the mud in Flood, a strength did not have. 直到游东天离开了十几分钟之后,三人才确定安全,才敢动弹,浑身的冷汗,直到这个时候才终于冒了出来,尽都有一种脱力的感觉,每个人都感觉自己变成了洪水中的泥巴,一点力量也没有了。 simultaneously booth on chair, breathing heavily in gulps. 齐齐摊在椅子上,大口大口的喘着粗气。 Four people of coming in sit are waiting at the same time, obviously is very clear three people of feelings, but calmly sits the waiting, does not make noise the urging. 进来的四个人坐在一边等着,显然很是明白三人的感觉,只是静静地坐着等待,并不出声催促。 Long time after long time, Blood Demon takes the lead to return to normal. 良久良久之后,血魔率先恢复平静。 Although the leg somewhat is soft, but actually supported to stand. 虽然腿还是有些软,但却是强撑着站了起来。 Several leaders......” “几位领导……” Doesn't dare...... you are a boss.” “不敢不敢……您是老板。” no no...... you are the imperial envoy......” 不不不……您是钦差……” Several person complexions changed: no no...... do not say......” 几个人脸色都变了:“不不不……千万别这么说……” cough cough, several...... superior official, please along with humble subordinate come.” 咳咳,几位……上官,请随卑职来。” Blood Demon changed the name, a face flattered the smile genially. 血魔改了称呼,一脸和煦谄媚笑容。 Four people is a face compel ignorant. 四个人都是一脸懵逼。 This how on superior official humble subordinate? This what called? 这怎么就上官卑职的?这啥称呼? But looks that Blood Demon indeed does not know appearance how to call, thinks that did not press him. 但看着血魔的确是不知道怎么称呼的样子,想想还是不难为他了。 Boss Cen, our jobs?” 岑老板,我们的工作岗位?” „, Here,...... should not be directly impolite in my office line, all should not be impolite, your four want anything line......, even if wants my wife......” “哦哦,这边这边,直接在我办公室就行……别客气,一切都别客气,您四位要啥都行……哪怕是要我老婆……” Cen Changfeng warm has four people to the job, give away the oneself boss office directly. 岑长峰热情的带着四人去往工作岗位,直接让出了自己的老板办公室。 Various jurisdictions, entirely opening. 各种权限,通通开放。 Various passwords, entirely opening! 各种密码,统统开放! Various types all...... open entirely! 各种所有所有……通通开放! These four people are the professionals, does not have at this moment politely, immediately started to work, hurries to work, hurries to finish up, hurries to leave, was the two sides is good. 这四人都是专业人才,此时此刻全无客气,立即开始工作,赶紧干活,赶紧完事,赶紧走人,才是两边都好。 Here by these three big demons, when the ancestor is supplying, is uncomfortable...... 在这里被这三个大魔头当祖宗供着,也不舒服啊…… Blood Demon humble polite stood in side straightly, waited for a while, saw that four people and had nothing needs to ask oneself, then softly closed down and left. 血魔谦逊客气的在旁边笔直站立,等了一会儿,看到四人并没有什么需要问自己的,便即轻手轻脚的关上门走人了。 Him, known less is safer, no one can compared with their these calm and steady too for a long time the too long old fogy, knows gets by gentle, has safely pleasantly how importantly, how satisfied! 于他而言,知道的越少才越安全,没有人能够比他们这些已经安稳了太久太久的老家伙,知道平和度日,平安喜乐有多么的重要,多么的惬意! Returns to the teahouse. 回到茶室。 Blade Demon is a face red appearance, seeming like somewhat is unexpectedly inspired. 刀魔还是一脸通红的样子,看起来居然还有些振奋。 boss, you said that we were...... have offered amnesty now?” Sword Demon somewhat jumps for joy. 老大,你说咱们现在算不算是……已经被招安了?”剑魔有些雀跃。 Now, says person who we are also...... have the backstage?” A Blade Demon face rouses. “现在,是否说我们也是……有后台的人了?”刀魔一脸振奋。 Blood Demon coughs, acts with constraint saying: Later everyone must being cautious in word and deed, why usually naturally should do, but do not forget that we were only the young shareholder...... 70% of net-income, must give Sir Heavenly King, yes? Two brothers?” 血魔咳嗽一声,矜持道:“以后大家要更加的谨言慎行,平常当然还是该干什么就干什么,但是别忘记了,我们只是小股东了……纯收益的70%,都要给天王大人的,明白吧?两位兄弟?” Is clear. Shareholder anything not to mention, we are three joyful laborers!” “明白明白。股东啥的就别提了,我们就是三个快乐的打工仔了!” As for Zhao' anything and so on view, not to mention. Can work for Sir Heavenly King, offers amnesty not strongly compared with anything! He is for the great person who Star Soul Continent strives calmly and steadily, we can strive for him, that is the day falls transports/fortunes greatly, glistening later generation!” Blood Demon Dao. “至于诏安什么的之类的说法,再也不要别提了。能为天王大人做点事,比什么招安不强!他老人家乃是为了星魂大陆安稳出力的大人物,咱们能够为他老人家出力,那是天降大运,辉耀后世!”血魔道 Yes, yes, right that boss said.” “是,是,老大说的对。” Blood Demon will give a present to talk into is the brothers three people of intentions, Blade Demon and Sword Demon were in the heart feel grateful the inexplicable, sentiment even more are deep. 血魔将送礼说成是兄弟三人的心意,刀魔剑魔都是心中感激莫名,彼此之间越发的感情深厚了。 Perhaps, after our brothers, was the person of leaving an eternal good name......” Blood Demon sighed one. “说不定,咱们兄弟以后,也是万古流芳的人了……”血魔感叹一句。 The life opportunity, is really marvelous. 人生机遇,实在是奇妙啊。 Right, should we purge the website atmosphere?” “对了,咱们是不是该整肃一下网站风气?” Sword Demon sprouts up the fantasy: We now were also in the system the person, cannot look like again like that in the past fishy? Do we want to bring honor to the positive synergy?” 剑魔突发奇想:“我们现在也算是体制中人了,不能再像以往那般的乌烟瘴气了吧?我们要弘扬正能量了吧?” Blood Demon and Blade Demon is a face distortion. 血魔刀魔则是一脸扭曲。 These words saying from the Sword Demon mouth, so to be how irritable? 这句话从剑魔嘴里说出来,怎么就这么别扭呢? Our one of us most know from the family affairs, does your big demon, want to bring honor to the positive synergy unexpectedly? 咱们自家人最知自家事,你一个大魔头,居然要弘扬正能量? What Sir Heavenly King said is...... should make anything to make anything, the underground world must exist! Existence that one such as looks, do not do absurdly automatically, added something superfluous and ruined the effect!” 天王大人说的是……该做什么就做什么,地下世界要存在!一如既望的存在,还是不要妄自动作,画蛇添足了!” Blood Demon warned looked at oneself third child one eyes: Understands in this profound meaning? What the Sir wants is black and white coexists, does not turn into the place of peaceful populace here! Got it?” 血魔警告的看了自己老三一眼:“明白这个中深意吗?大人要的是黑白并存,并非是将这里变成顺民之地!明白了吗?” Once purged cleanly, this underground world, did not have the value, did not have the significance of existence. By that time, we before Sir Heavenly King, did not have the significance of existence, isn't clear? Isn't really clear?” “一旦整肃干净了,这个地下世界,也就没有了价值,没有了存在的意义。到那时候,我们在天王大人面前,同样没有了存在的意义,不明白么?真不明白吗?” The Blood Demon lesson said. 血魔教训道。 Yes, yes, was the little brother wants to miss.” “是,是,是小弟想差了。” That still maintained beforehand stopped at no evil......” Sword Demon mind empathize. “那就是仍旧保持之前的无恶不作……”剑魔心灵神会。 Puts your fart! We three , since washing off, when contaminated rivers and lakes to be troubled on own initiative? When stopped at no evil?!” “放你的屁!咱们仨自打金盆洗手之后,什么时候主动沾染江湖纷扰了?更什么时候无恶不作了?!” Blood Demon was anxious: What stopping at no evil is in the website lead(er) mission round of mission these people, we are only the managers, fails to consider right or wrong, does not dye the causes and effects...... you special the speech time cannot the brain!” 血魔急了:“无恶不作的是网站中领任务任务的那些人,我们只是管理者,不问是非,不染因果……你特么说话的时候就不能过过脑子么!” This by Sir Heavenly King is known by some chance we stop at no evil unexpectedly......” “这万一被天王大人知道咱们居然还是无恶不作……” A Blade Demon face is pale: Later we must be cautious in word and deed, third child, must know criticisms should be feared. We were also in the system the person......” 刀魔一脸苍白:“以后我们要谨言慎行啊,老三,须知人言可畏。我们也算是体制中人了啊……” Sword Demon nodded again and again, listens to reason. 剑魔连连点头,受教了。 Simultaneously both eyes shines. 同时两眼放光。 In system person! 体制中人啊! I am listening to these four characters, how body such numb Susu...... 我听着这四个字,怎么身体就这么麻酥酥呢…… After a period of time, I want the going home ancestor worship.” “过段时间,我要回家祭祖。” A Blood Demon face is glorious: We wanted diligently, to be able now to seal/confer wife Mengzi, the person of bringing honor to ancestors, did not ask like former others, did? Cannot say that I am being the demon...... to be speechless. Now is not good, father goes back to blow to explode...... me to buy train firecrackers to go back to put!” 血魔一脸光辉:“咱们只要努力,现在也是可以封妻萌子,光宗耀祖的人了,再也不像之前别人问起来,干啥呢?总不能说我在做魔头……无话可说。现在不行了,老子回去要吹爆……我买一火车鞭炮回去放去!” We are also! Go back! Ancestor worship!” “我们也是!回去!祭祖!” Goes back to blow to explode!” “回去吹爆!” I am also same!” “我也一样!” Un.” “恩。” Blood Demon instructs earnestly: Goes back, remembers that is popular. However the true status cannot expose, even if exposes the demon status unable to expose the present status, the graciousness...... gets rich does not forget the native place, comes back to do a good deed for the folks, loose wealth, yes?” 血魔谆谆教导:“回去的时候,记得要亲民。但是真正身份不能暴露,哪怕暴露魔头身份也不能暴露现在的身份,恩……就是发财不忘乡里,回来为父老乡亲们做点好事,散散财,明白吗?” What boss said is.” 老大说的是。” What boss said is.” 老大说的是。” Status is different, must pay attention to the reputation.” “身份不同,要注意口碑啊。” Un un un......” “嗯嗯嗯……” As the big demon, to what reputation reputation anything, did not spare a glance before. Also can only not spare a glance. A demon, what reputation but can also have? 作为大魔头,之前对什么口碑名声什么的,不屑一顾。也只能不屑一顾。一个魔头,还能有什么口碑? Joke! 笑话呢! However now...... 但是现在…… The master is common people! 爷是良民! The reputation must have! 口碑必须有! The reputation must have! 名声必须有! A successful entrepreneur, philanthropist, a success merchant of feedback society! 一个成功的企业家,慈善家,一个反馈社会的成功商人! Big drop common people! 大大滴良民! .................. ……………… Asked the ticket! My oneself that un which roar roar...... this section Tingshui, however writes laughs unable to stop, the water on the water drop, makes to put up with is looking. 【求票!嗯呐哪吼吼……这章挺水,但是写的我自己哈哈大笑停不下来,水就水点吧,将就着看哈。 However the monthly ticket must give me! 】 但是月票要给我啊!】
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