UPOH :: Volume #2

#248: You should be very ripe to my name 【Third!】


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Three people do not know suddenly unexpectedly how to respond. 三人一时间居然不知如何反应了。 The youth smile toward boss: Blood Demon, Cen Changfeng.” 青年朝着老大一笑:“血魔,岑长峰。” boss deeply inspires: You?......” 老大深深吸了一口气:“你?……” The youth are pointing at the second child: Blade Demon, Ping Yiyou.” 青年指着老二:“刀魔,平一幽。” Blade Demon Ping Yiyou is pale, is actually giggle smiles one strangely: Your excellency, I and do you resemble have usually not worn a mask?” 刀魔平一幽脸色苍白,却是咯咯怪笑一声:“阁下,我与你似是素未蒙面啊?” Youth light smiling of, is pointing at the third child: Sword Demon, Zhou Haotian.” 青年淡淡的笑了笑,指着老三:“剑魔,周浩天。” Sword Demon sits well motionless, but from top to bottom has thorough sword qi to flee in all directions, wreaks havoc vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered! 剑魔端坐不动,但浑身上下已经有绵密剑气流窜,纵横肆虐! Beyond Heaven Three Demons, performed raises gathered lifetime cultivation base, prepared life-and-death to wrestle. 天外三魔,尽都提聚了毕生修为,准备殊死一搏了。 The youth think little slightly, two big long legs even more stretched, carry the teacup to drink one, to praise sighed: This tea is really good, unexpectedly past new tea. Your elder brother three also really very have the personal status. Waits meets me to walk, remembers that packs three jin (0.5 kg) to carry off to me.” 青年丝毫不以为意,两条大长腿愈发舒展,端起茶杯喝了一口,赞叹道:“这茶真是不错,居然还是当年的新茶。你们哥仨还真是挺有品位的。等会我走的时候,记得给我打包三斤带走。” Cen Changfeng pupil contraction: Three jin (0.5 kg)? Your excellency, I and you have not as if arrived situation that can bestow your tea leaves!” 岑长峰瞳孔收缩:“三斤?阁下,我与你似乎还没有到可以赠送你茶叶的地步吧!” The youth are calm and composed even in press of work saying: Shortly as before, elderly such as new, the friend puts in an appearance, knew in the heart respectively where will be parsimonious a tea leaves. Old Cen, your saying said that the pattern was small.” 青年好整以暇道:“顷刻如故,白首如新,知己照面,各自心知,哪里还会吝啬一点茶叶呢。老岑啊,你这话说的,格局小了啊。” He is transferring the teacup, the smile really: 他转着茶杯,笑容更甚: Past Beyond Heaven Three Demons, was known as that washed off Beyond Heaven Three Demons, opened the website unexpectedly jointly, managed the underground world ; This matter, this achievement, makes my surprise inexplicable seriously, pleasantly surprised inexplicable, but eventually is finally good. Your three bodies in rivers and lakes, do not manage Dark King Hall, from considerable degree, made the contributions to the social stability.” “当年的天外三魔,号称早已金盆洗手的天外三魔,居然联手开设网站,主掌地下世界;这件事情,这份成就,当真是让我诧异莫名,惊喜莫名,不过结果终究是好的。你们三个身不在江湖,主掌冥王殿,从相当程度上来说,也是为社会安定做出了贡献。” The youth nod the head, affirmative say/way: This non- is erroneous to praise. This Dark King Hall is grasped by your three people, is really not the misdemeanor. But this person world, never has legitimate world, needs the dark world, must coexist.” 青年颔首,肯定的道:“这非是谬赞。这冥王殿由你们三人掌握,委实不是坏事。而这个人世间,从来不是只得白道世界,也需要黑暗世界的,必须要有个并存。” Three people only felt that the whole body blood almost rushed to the top of the head, a heart closely was grasped firmly by a big hand. 三人只感到浑身的血液都几乎冲上了头顶,一颗心脏被一只大手紧紧的攥住了。 This youth, to Brother oneself three people, knows from A to Z unexpectedly, familiar. 这个青年,居然对自己兄弟三人,了如指掌,如数家珍。 The youth look deep green leaf bud that the tea leaves that in the transparent teacup tumbles, that blooms piece by piece ; The vision deeply as before, seeming like told that oneself is under ordinary, said: Dark King Hall, was still your. But in the following some time, my person will move into temporarily. Searches the little backstage material, searches the material, to your normal work, will not have any disturbance.” 青年看着透明的茶杯中翻滚的茶叶,那一片片绽放的碧绿叶芽;目光深沉依旧,似乎是吩咐自己手下一般,道:“冥王殿,仍旧是你们的。但在接下来的一段时间里,我的人会暂时入驻。查找一点点的后台资料,就只是查找资料,不会对你们的正常工作,有任何的干扰。” This matter, decided that is good?” “这件事,就这么定了,好不好?” In his mouth is speaking the words of questionnaire opinion, appearance that but the tone complexion, has actually decided. 他口中说着征求意见的话,但口气脸色,却是已经定下来的样子。 Sword Demon smiles one strangely, said: Your excellency spoke one's mind, from was, but ate us self-confidently, but we one did not know your excellency, also does not think that you had to the qualifications that we gave orders, how did your excellency teach me?” 剑魔怪笑一声,道:“阁下自说自话,自把自为,可是自信吃定了我们,但我们一来不认识阁下,二来么,也不认为你有对我们发号施令的资格,阁下何以教我?” The youth smile, said: no no, you know me!” 青年微笑,道:“不不不,你们认识我!” Three people of vision the doubt gets up simultaneously: „Do we know you?” 三人目光同时狐疑起来:“我们认识你?” The youth said easely: Your three should very be ripe to me. Although we have not met, however my name, you are not certainly strange.” 青年悠然说道:“你们三个应该都对我挺熟的。虽然咱们没有见过面,但是我的名字,你们一定不陌生。” Are we very ripe to your name? 我们对你名字很熟? Three people of looks are even more prudent, silent one second, Blood Demon Cen Changfeng prudent asking: May I ask the honored name?” 三人的神色愈发慎重起来,静默了一秒钟,血魔岑长峰慎重的问道:“敢问尊姓大名?” The youth said lightly: My name was You Dongtian. What kind of? Feels very familiar-sounding? I am that You Dongtian that you know very much!” 青年淡淡道:“我的名字叫游东天。怎么样?是不是感到挺耳熟?我就是你们很知道的那个游东天!” He carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow: Right, I said right? Very ripe?” 他挑挑眉毛:“对吧,我说的没错吧?是不是很熟?” ! 噗! The blade demon sword demon hears this name, is terror-stricken, true qi takes the wrong road immediately, blade qi sword qi nowhere that the whole body accumulates vented, actually does not dare to send out toward the front, strives to maintain, true qi that will flee under pressed forcefully. 魔剑魔一听到这个名字,心胆俱裂,真气登时走岔,浑身积累的刀气剑气无处发泄,却又不敢往面前发出,勉力维系,将窜动的真气强行下压。 A chair under body was cut immediately fragmentarily by the overflowing strength, two people sat upside-down the ground! 身下的一张椅子顿时被流溢劲气切割得零零碎碎,两人一屁股坐倒了地上! But four eyes actually still completely panic-stricken looks to front youth. 但四只眼睛却仍旧满是惊骇的看向面前的青年。 Sword Demon only felt that a crotch heat, has frightened impressively urinates half to come out. 剑魔只感觉胯下一热,赫然已经吓得尿了一半出来。 A Blood Demon Cen Changfeng face that on opposite seat of honor sits painted snow white, in the hand the teacup pinches to break, the water flowed on the tea table, the part, flowed unexpectedly toward the youth that side...... 对面主位上坐着的血魔岑长峰一张脸刷得一下雪白,手中茶杯啪的一声捏破了,水流淌在茶桌上,有一部分,居然向着青年那边流淌过去…… Cen Changfeng is quick of eye and hand, under very simple throwing the body, with the mouth in drinking up that on the tea table slurp, for fear that flows to that side seriously goes, annoying Sir Heavenly King is not quick, but drinks too anxiously, actually choked one. 岑长峰眼疾手快,很干脆的扑下身子,用嘴在茶几上吸溜吸溜的喝干,生怕当真流到那边去,惹天王大人不快,但喝得太急,却又呛了一口。 Suddenly coughs gets up, a hand covers the mouth cough stubbornly, the head twists fiercely to one side, does not dare to cough to front youth unexpectedly...... 一时间咳嗽不已起来,一只手死死地捂住嘴巴咳嗽,脑袋猛地拧向一边,竟是不敢对着面前青年咳嗽…… But turns too anxiously, kacha, actually turned the neck. 但扭得太急,咔嚓一声,却是将脖子扭了。 Busy, is saying sorry, while covers the oneself neck with the hand, a revolution of homing. 百忙中,一边说着对不起,一边用手扣住自己脖子,一转归位。 But the head is the cold sweat streaming. 但头上已经是冷汗涔涔。 This is anything, this is the name of person, the shadow of tree! 这是什么,这就是人的名,树的影! Is only You Dongtian these three characters says, made in the past Beyond Heaven Three Demons, at the present underground world control, simultaneously hence, acts like a fool rude, is frightened out of one's wits! 仅仅只是游东天这三个字说出来,就令到往昔的天外三魔,而今的地下世界主宰,齐齐失态至此,丑态百出,魂飞魄散! Right Path Heavenly King! 右路天王 You said right, we are very indeed ripe to your name! 您说得对,我们的确对您名字挺熟的! Sir!” “大人!” Three people of recovering act uniform, as if by prior agreement, kneels down, complexion only pale, does not see the half a point blood-color. 回过神来的三人动作整齐划一,不约而同,噗的一声跪倒在地,脸色只余惨白,不见半分血色。 Beyond Heaven Three Demons, takes one casually is also quite ox Bai the ruthless role. 天外三魔,随便拿出来一位也是相当牛掰的狠角色。 Regardless of the cultivation base reputation, went to very high altitude, even if they have washed off to retire rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes still had their legends! 无论修为名声,都去到了很高的高度,纵使他们早就金盆洗手退隐江湖,江湖仍旧有他们的传说! In fact, if not every is the ruthless person, how also possibly to get by seriously calmly and steadily, rivers and lakes is troubled , does wash off can it be that can cease?! 事实上,若非他们每一个都是狠人,又怎么可能当真安稳度日,江湖纷扰,又岂是一个金盆洗手就可以杜绝的?! Three people collaborate, has the earth-shaking power and influence, even if higher than a boundary opponent compared with their three people, still endures the resistance fully, even wins. 三人联手,更有惊天动地的威势,即便是比他们三人高出一个境界的对手,也足堪对抗,甚至战而胜之。 But they and Right Path Heavenly King compare, still the fluorescence with sun and moon, is actually not able to place on a par! 但他们与右路天王一比,却仍旧萤光之与日月,无从相提并论! Is kneeling doing!” “跪着干什么!” Right Path Heavenly King You Dongtian light smiling , the nose pulled out pulling out immediately, appears the color of dislike for the first time: Who urinated? Hasn't changed the clothes? Then cleans here.” 右路天王游东天淡淡的笑了笑,随即鼻子抽了抽,首度现出厌恶之色:“谁尿了?还不去换衣服?然后将这里打扫一下。” He shakes the head, some say/way of expecting too much: Your three, but the underground world's control, the courage is so how small! Also too did not pay attention to the health, anywhere the feces and urine/size then...... was this your Beyond Heaven Three Demons conduct?” 他摇头,有些恨铁不成钢的道:“你们三个可是地下世界的主宰,怎地胆子还这么小!也太不注意卫生了,随地大小便……这就是你们天外三魔的做派么?” Yes, yes, is...... we damn damn......” “是,是,是……我们该死该死……” Three people nod again and again. 三人连连点头。 Sword Demon Zhou Haotian speedily rushed, trades the clothes ; As for escaping...... 剑魔周浩天一溜烟的奔出,去换衣服了;至于逃跑…… What joke that was, had been found the den by Right Path Heavenly King, what also to run to run? 那就是什么玩笑了,都已经被右路天王找到老巢了,还跑什么跑? At this time ran, that was the brain pulls out! 这个时候跑,那就是脑抽了! As for Blood Demon and Blade Demon, the two brothers discover the tool cleaning rag mop to start to clean up hurriedly, turns on the window...... 至于血魔刀魔,兄弟二人风风火火的找出工具抹布拖布开始打扫卫生,打开窗子…… Transports lifetime cultivation base true origin qi, wraps to throw all indoor all unusual smells, then the outside fresh air will filter a shop to come. 运起毕生修为的一口真元气,将室内所有异样气味尽数包裹住扔出去,然后将外面的新鲜空气过滤一遍铺进来。 Blade Demon also rushed to the oneself office to move two big troughs fragrant to plant specially green, maximum purification air that blossomed. 刀魔还特意跑到自己的办公室搬了两大盆正开花的香喷喷绿植进来,最大限度的净化一下空气。 Good was busy at work, Sword Demon also changed clean clothes to come back. 好一通的忙活完了,剑魔也换了一身干净衣服回来了。 Three people grovel, but the body still presented this not being able to control trembling, the lip azure surface is white. 三人点头哈腰,但身子仍旧呈现出这一种控制不住的瑟瑟发抖,唇青面白。 Sir Heavenly King......” 天王大人……” Blood Demon opened the mouth difficultly, his will have the impulsion that one type wants dead. 血魔艰难的开口了,他这会有一种想死的冲动。 As for? 至于吗? As for? 至于吗? Even if you discovered us, has sent a soldier casually few words, we still did the share that only then travels...... come one as for your Sir Right Path Heavenly King personally? 就算您发现了我们,随便派过个小兵来说个三言两语,我们也就只有跑路的份了……至于您右路天王大人亲自来一趟么? Must guarantee absolutely safe, runs personally? 难道是要确保万无一失,才亲自跑一趟? Did this also think highly of us?! 这也太看得起我们了吧?! Saw the poker on table unintentionally, Blood Demon wanted to cry but have no tears immediately. 有意无意的看到了桌上的扑克,血魔登时欲哭无泪。 The reason is simple, is moved by the scenery to recollect old feelings and emotions this brothers three people were all right, plays the little while to fight the landlord. 原因简单至极,触景生情了这兄弟三人没事的时候,也玩会儿斗地主。 Now this situation, is completely identical with an online piece. 现在这情况,与网上流传的一个段子完全雷同。 I have one three. 我出一个三。 Then, your king Zha! 然后,您就王炸了! How can also play?! 还要怎么玩?! How to play!? 怎么玩!? Sits sits, has no need to carry the dead face, I am not ask you to trouble.” “都坐都坐,用不着端着死人脸,我不是来找你们麻烦的。” The Right Path Heavenly King attitude was still affable, was radiant with smiles, said: You today, treat as an ordinary customer to be good me, at most is also a being unsolicited unexpected visitor.” 右路天王的态度仍旧是和蔼可亲,笑容可掬,道:“你们今天,就把我当做一个普通客户就好,顶多也就是一个不请自来的不速之客。” Customers...... 客户…… Three people want to cry but have no tears. 三人欲哭无泪。 Has your such customer? 有您这样的客户吗? Sits down!” “坐下!” You Dongtian stares gently. 游东天轻轻一瞪眼。 Three people are uniform immediately, sits on the ground straightly. 三人登时整齐划一的,直挺挺一屁股坐在地上。 The rubbing forehead of You Dongtian headache, sighed: Can't understand the logical expression? I am make you sit on the chair.” 游东天头痛的揉揉眉心,叹口气:“听不懂人话吗?我是让你们坐在椅子上。” „......” “哦哦……” Three people look for the chair speedily. 三人一溜烟找椅子。 Blade Demon and Sword Demon towed the chair quickly, Blood Demon is that side oneself had the chair, sat directly, never expected that his mentality was still at the imbalance, the leak of true qi instinct, the step the footsteps of blade demon sword demon, sat the chair directly broke to pieces, has to apologize again and again, distressed has looked. 刀魔剑魔很快就拖了椅子来,血魔则是自己那边本来就有椅子,直接一屁股坐了下来,没想到他的心态仍处于失衡状态,真气本能的外泄,步了刀魔剑魔的后尘,直接将椅子坐碎了,只好连连道歉,狼狈的又去找过。 Also tossed about a meeting, three people then sit well finally. 又折腾了一会,三人这才终于坐定。 Three people sit respectfully, looks like the elementary student who plays hooky to meet severe Teaching Director. 三人正襟危坐,就像是逃学的小学生遇到了严厉的教导主任 Does not need to stretch is carrying.” “不用这么绷着端着。” You Dongtian said lightly: I had spoken a moment ago words, but also needed me to say one again?” 游东天淡淡道:“我刚才已经说过的话,还需要我再重新说一遍吗?” Doesn't use, you said a moment ago, our character character enters the heart, does not dare or forgets three people with one voice. “不用不用,您刚才说得,我们字字入心,不敢或忘”三人异口同声。 Blood Demon Cen Changfeng hurried opens the mouth: You said that must send people to move into, searches the backstage material...... this absolutely not to have the issue, an issue does not have, we lift both hands welcome!” 血魔岑长峰急忙开口:“您说要派人入驻,查找后台资料……这完全没问题,一点问题都没有,我们举双手欢迎!” Un.” “嗯。” You Dongtian said lightly: Clever.” 游东天淡淡道:“乖巧。” Sir thanks praised.” “谢大人夸奖。” Relax, my time sends for is only the temporary movement, after matter ended, this Dark King Hall is your three.” You Dongtian said. “放心,我此次派人过来就只是一时的动作,事情结束之后,这冥王殿还是你们三个的。”游东天道。 Yes, yes, our elder brother three, whatever the Sir told, does not have not, since, all compliance.” “是,是,咱们哥仨任凭大人吩咐,莫有不从,无不应允。” You Dongtian looks three have been scared demon, helpless smiling, pointed out the words: This matter, did not need me and my person acts to do, but I actually came personally, why do you know?” 游东天看着三个已经吓破了胆子的魔头,无奈的笑了笑,还是将话点明:“这件事,本来不需要我和我的人出面就能做,但我却亲自来了,你们知道为什么吗?” Cen Changfeng now in the brain is still chaos, the thunder. 岑长峰现在脑子里依然是一片混沌,电闪雷鸣。 The Heavenly King words, hear to be very clear, but the head cannot make to ponder this matter now. 天王的话,听得很清楚,但是脑袋现在根本做不出思考这种事。 Blinks to focus, looks like an intellectual curiosity very strong elementary student, asking of hazy ignorant coordination: Why?” 只是眨巴着眼,就像是一个求知欲非常强的小学生,迷迷蒙蒙浑浑噩噩配合的问道:“为什么?” A face intellectual curiosity. 一脸求知欲。 This movement, unexpectedly inexplicable somewhat moe. 这动作,居然莫名的有些萌。
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