Is welcoming a despicable vision, Boss Zuo is complacent. In the heart quietly is oneself selected a to praise quick-wittedly! 迎着一片鄙夷的目光,左老大得意洋洋。心中悄悄为自己的机智点了个赞！ I really am too quick-witted, saves several hundred thousand to oneself. 我真是太机智,又给自己省下几十万。 Zuo Xiaoduo decides, immediately feels oneself to be righteous, reason even more such as the tide like the sea, said: „Xiu'er celebrates a birthday, our so many schoolmates no one give the performance are not that a matter, your several instigated that the goods will only spend, anything, cannot only I come to carry out this great mission personally.” 左小多打定了主意,顿时感觉自己理直气壮,理由越发的如潮如海,道:“秀儿过生日,咱们这么多同学没人表演节目也不是那么回事,你们几个怂货只会花钱,啥也不会,就只能我来亲自执行这个伟大的任务了。” This goods also despised others to come unexpectedly! 这货居然还鄙视起别人来了！ Immediately, simultaneously five pairs of supercilious looks turn inside out. 顿时,同时五双白眼翻过来。 This miser, rather gives the performance unexpectedly, is not willing to give the gift! 这个守财奴,居然宁肯表演节目,也不愿意给礼物！ This digs out, really digs out the family/home! 这抠搜的,实在是抠到家了！ This must say that we do do wrong? 就这还要说我们做得不对？ As everyone knows Zuo Xiaoduo also has knows painstakingly. 殊不知左小多也是有苦自家知。 Others Wan Lixiu Governor family, is that others of being short of money? Obviously does not lack. 人家万里秀总督家庭,那是缺钱的人家么？显然是不缺的。 If I with 30.03 million working as cash as a present, others look do not glance also in next, the key I must result in grievedly do not want...... 我要是拿个一千两千一万两万的当礼金,人家看不上眼还在其次,关键我还要心痛得不要不要的…… Typical undertaking a thankless task is not! 典型的费力不讨好不是！ Also delivered the gift...... others that status, what good thing to have seen? 再说送礼物……人家那身份,啥好东西没见过？ My Zuo Xiaoduo poor dingdong does the sound, which xue to touch the precious gift? 我左小多穷的叮当响,到哪踅摸珍贵的礼物去？ The general gift, do others look radically do not glance? 一般的礼物,人家根本就看不上眼？ Holds up to wait disgraced!? 还是擎等着丢人么！？ Now Li Chenglong, Yu Moyan and the others have prepared the gift obviously, Long Yusheng not to mention, that is the birthday of fiancee, how does the gift also take several hundred thousand starts? 现在李成龙,余莫言等人显然都早就准备好了礼物,龙雨生更不用说,那是未婚妻的生日,怎么礼物也要几十万起步吧？ Also, isn't a performance program? 再说了,不就是表演个节目？ What has? What can have? 有啥？能有啥？ Everyone was so ripe, but also cares about this disgraced small program? 大家都这么熟了,还在乎这丢人不丢人的小节目么？ Did not say other, even if comes up to put an arse...... that is still lively! 不说别的,就算是上去放个屁……那也是个热闹啊！ Zuo Xiaoduo wishful thinking at heart hits dingdong the sound. 左小多心里的如意算盘可谓打得叮当响。 Wan Lixiu narrows the eyes to focus saying: „Boss Zuo, since reached an agreement a performance program, you cannot repudiate a debt when the time comes.” 万里秀眯着眼道:“左老大,既然说好了表演个节目,你到时候可不能赖账啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo bold air-drying cloud strikes one's chest: „ What said that isn't a performance program? Xiu'er celebrates a birthday, we such good schoolmate, I gives a performance, should? So long as can save money...... cough cough, 左小多豪气干云的一拍胸脯:“说什么呢,不就是表演个节目？秀儿过生日,我们这么好的同学,我表演个节目,岂不是太应该？只要能省钱……咳咳, I meant, the man real man, eye for an eye cannot take back, says such as wind effective and influential word! ” 我是说,男子汉大丈夫,一言既出驷马难追,言出如风一言九鼎！” „You cannot perform the martial artist method, if you come up to hit a fist, plays a sword, wants to finish up that is not good.” “你可不能表演武者手段啊,你要是上去打一趟拳,耍一回剑,就想完事那可不行。” „My is Zuo Xiaoduo that person?” “我左小多是那种人么？” „Must result in reaches an agreement ahead of time, I quite know about your conduct.” The moral integrity of Wan Lixiu to Zuo Xiaoduo does not have the least bit confidence level. “必须得提前说好,我对您的操行还是比较了解的。”万里秀对左小多的节操没有半点信任度可言。 „Reaches an agreement reaches an agreement.” “说好就说好。” „Or sang or dances, you elected to be the same directly, let my a little preparation.” “要不唱歌或跳舞,你直接选一样吧,让我有点心理准备。” „Sang to dance good!” “唱歌跳舞都行！” „Really?” “真的？” „Really!” “真的！” „strike palms to swear!” Wan Lixiu stretches out the palm. “击掌为誓！”万里秀伸出手掌。 „!” “啪啪！” Zuo Xiaoduo claps immediately, makes a final decision, in the heart relaxes. 左小多立即击掌,敲定下来,心中松了一口气。 Saves one. 省下一笔。 Moreover saves a big pen! 而且还是省下一大笔！ Crisp! 爽！ „boss!” “老大！” Li Chenglong saw after Zuo Xiaoduo has gotten up the set, jumps the reminder: „About this program, is not good to develop.” 李成龙看到左小多已经上套之后,才跳出来提醒:“关于这节目,可不是那么好演的。” „???” “？？？” Zuo Xiaoduo has not shrunk, is maintaining the posture of applauding, tilts the head looks at Li Chenglong. 左小多手还没缩回来,保持着击掌的姿势,歪头看着李成龙。 Li Chenglong said with a smile deceitfully: „Boss Zuo should not listen to the words that clear Xiu'er spoke a moment ago.” 李成龙奸笑道:“左老大应该是没听清楚秀儿刚才说的话吧。” The Zuo Xiaoduo indistinct feeling is not wonderful, said: „What words? How to have hear of clarity?” 左小多隐约的感觉不妙,道:“什么话？怎么没听清楚？” A moment ago the whole families thoughts the intertwining gift and haven't the cash as a present, really paid attention, have the mystery?! 刚才满门心思都在纠结礼物和礼金了,真没怎么注意,另有玄虚？！ „ What Xiu'er said is...... her father wants to do in a big way, lively one...... that is our Phoenix City Governor Wan, his doing in a big way! “秀儿说的是……她爸爸想要大办,热闹一下……那可是咱们凤凰城的万总督,他的大办哪！ Boss Zuo you think, it is estimated when the time comes will come many many people, at least, that will have the big stage drop of special performance...... 左老大你想想,估计到时候会来很多很多人,最起码,那也是会有专门表演的大舞台滴…… Boss Zuo Boss Zuo, you were swindled...... ha hahahaha the belch...... ” 左老大啊左老大,你上当了……哈哈哈哈哈嗝……” The sigh of Li Chenglong original face, in addition is the Boss Zuo heavyhearted appearance, but speaking of afterward, really could not bear soon take pleasure in others' misfortunes the happy expression of bursting, unexpectedly laughed to export at the scene. 李成龙本来一脸的叹息,外加为左老大忧心忡忡的样子,但是说到后来,实在是忍不住幸灾乐祸得快要爆棚的笑意,居然当场爆笑出口。 Patted the thigh tears to flow: „Oh...... Boss Zuo by the pit, the millenniums was been difficult to meet, was laughable I......” 拍着大腿眼泪都流出来了:“哎哟……左老大被坑了,千年难遇啊,可笑死我了……” Zuo Xiaoduo is shocked at the scene, long time turns head to look to Wan Lixiu. 左小多当场愣住,半晌才扭头看向万里秀。 Wan Lixiu shows the strike palms to swear posture smart-alecky, said with a smile: „Boss Zuo, a gentleman word cannot take back, says such as wind effective and influential word, this is your oneself elects, no one has compelled you!” 万里秀俏皮地摆出击掌为誓的姿势,笑吟吟道:“左老大,君子一言驷马难追,言出如风一言九鼎,这可是你自己选的,谁也没逼你啊！” On the Zuo Xiaoduo face twitched: „When I became the gentleman, how didn't I know?” 左小多脸上抽搐了一下:“我啥时候成君子了,我怎么不知道呢？” „Is the gentleman does not matter, is also good to money or the gift, the cash as a present 1 million, or are not lower than the market price 1 million gifts, I can accept.” “是不是君子无所谓,给钱或者礼物也行,礼金一百万,或者不低于市价一百万的礼物,我都能接受。” Wan Lixiu said: „They all are this scale, originally you are boss, should be first, but I am willing to give in to you.” 万里秀道:“他们全都是这个档次的,本来你是老大,应该是头一份的,但我愿意迁就您。” „1 million?!” “一百万？！” The Zuo Xiaoduo heart and liver trembled. 左小多心肝都哆嗦了起来。 Zuo Xiaoduo one after another looked at the past, several other people welcomed his vision to nod again and again, do not look askance, righteous. 左小多一个个看过去,其他几人都是迎着他的目光连连点头,目不斜视,理直气壮。 „My he does not believe that your one pile of can, how many family properties have? Do everyone 1 million gifts, deceive the ghost? You...... Swelly Li Chenglong, you dare saying that you can take 1 million casually, deceives the ghost?!” Zuo Xiaoduo roared. “我他么的不信,你们一堆一块的,能有几个家底？每人一百万的礼物,骗鬼呢？你……肿肿李成龙,你敢说你随随便便就能拿出来一百万,骗鬼呢？！”左小多咆哮道。 Li Chenglong hehe smiles, explanation of being overjoyed: „Boss Zuo, now our brothers several, have been today we are no longer as we have been, was the rich men, on former that informed and experienced harvest, besides supplied our cultivation to need sufficiently, big wealth, exchange, but recognized hard currency, market value high, 1 million gifts, now are really very difficult not to arrive at me!” 李成龙呵呵一笑,满面春风的解释道:“左老大,现在咱们兄弟几个,早已经是今非昔比,都是有钱人了,就之前那次历练收获,除了足以供给咱们修炼所需之外,还有大大的富裕,兑换点可是公认的硬通货,市值高的很呢,一百万的礼物,现在还真难不到我！” Zuo Xiaoduo hearing this is a little scared, at once thorough awakened, others Li Chenglong dynasty wind and cloud dragon, informed and experienced income a great deal, is a rich man! 左小多闻言有点傻眼,旋即彻底的醒悟了过来,人家李成龙一朝风云化龙,历练收益良多,也已经是有钱人了！ „Gives the performance, gives the performance!” “表演节目,就表演节目呗！” A Zuo Xiaoduo very chest, saying of being unafraid of death: „Person many points fear anything, I recognized!” 左小多一挺胸膛,视死如归的说道:“人多点怕什么,我认了！” This miser, really face does not abandon the good wealth. 这个守财奴,果然还是宁舍脸面不舍善财。 „!” “欧耶！” Five person simultaneously applaud, Yu Moyan is the turning round whistling shoots up to the sky. 五个人齐齐鼓掌,余莫言更是滴溜溜一声口哨冲天而起。 As everyone knows Zuo Xiaoduo is also the child painstakingly. 殊不知左小多也是孩子心里苦啊。 oneself can fall several extra money every day, Zuo Xiaonian is grasping the oneself password, that is clear. If discovered that oneself spent 1 million to give Wan Lixiu to celebrate a birthday...... 自己每天才能落几个余钱,左小念掌握着自己密码,那是清清楚楚的。要是发现自己花了一百万给万里秀过生日…… Also thinks, Zuo Xiaoduo startled spirit shivering with fright , the cold sweat comes out. 还只是这么想一想,左小多就激灵灵的打了个冷战,冷汗都出来了。 That consequence, is really inconceivable! 那后果,才是真真的不堪设想！ Solemn and stirring accepted oneself soon under glare of the public eye, mounts the stage to give the reality of performance, the Zuo Xiaoduo squint sees smiling self-satisfied Li Chenglong, cannot bear the anger from the heart, lives to the guts wickedly! 悲壮的接受了自己即将在众目睽睽之下,上台表演节目的现实,左小多斜眼看到正笑的得意的李成龙,忍不住怒从心头起,恶向胆边生！ This fellow, then a moment ago took pleasure in others' misfortunes, unexpectedly hasn't smiled to the present? 这家伙,刚才那么幸灾乐祸,居然到现在还没笑完？ You smile the fine reincarnation? You think that your dynasty wind and cloud dragon was really extraordinary? 你是笑精转世的吗？你以为你一朝风云化龙就真了不起了？ „Comes, Swelly.” “来来来,肿肿。” Zuo Xiaoduo three next five final several steamed buns will finish eating: „I and you compare notes.” 左小多三下五下将最后几个馒头吃完:“我和你切磋一下。” Li Chenglong gawked staring, complexion changing suddenly, the pitiful yell of shouting oneself hoarse: „Help.” 李成龙愣了愣,脸色陡变,声嘶力竭的惨叫起来:“救命啊。” Long Yusheng and Wan Lixiu very simple pretending has not seen has not heard, Li Changming and Yu Moyan are lower the head eat silently, for fear that Zuo Xiaoduo notices oneself, brings disaster to the mackerel shad. 龙雨生与万里秀很干脆的装作没看到没听到,李长明与余莫言则是低头默默扒饭,唯恐左小多注意到自己,殃及池鱼。 Cracks a joke, help? 开玩笑,救命？ Who dares to rescue? 谁敢救？ That goods is a fist 300,000 jin (0.5 kg) ruthless person, our fist more than 80,000 jin (0.5 kg) over...... want to rescue do not have the means. 那货可是一拳三十万斤的狠人,我们一拳才八万多斤出头……想救也是没办法。 The flames of war cannot burn on us, we thanked heaven and earth...... 战火烧不到我们身上,我们就谢天谢地了…… Li Chenglong was clutched by Zuo Xiaoduo is walking out, desperate, Swelly erupted, starts to expose. 李成龙被左小多揪着往外走,情急之下,肿肿爆发了,开始揭发。 „Boss Zuo, actually everyone is Wan Lixiu delivers birthday present matter is a plot, in view of your plot, this idea is Li Chengming and Yu Moyan also has Long Yusheng our four person plot preparations, Yu Moyan is the chief instigator, Long Yusheng is the accessory culprit, Li Changming is adds fuel to the flames badly, I knocked came to somebody's aid......” “左老大,其实大家为万里秀送生日礼物这个事就是个阴谋,针对你的阴谋,这个主意是李成明和余莫言还有龙雨生我们四个人合谋筹划的,余莫言是主谋,龙雨生是从犯,李长明是推波助澜最坏,我只是敲了敲边鼓而已……” Li Chenglong betrays the teammate desperately: „Real Boss Zuo, in this matter, I am only a small role......, even if you must punch, cannot only hit my oneself......” 李成龙拼命地出卖队友:“真的左老大,在这件事里面,我只是一个小角色……就算你要揍,也不能只打我自己……” Long Yusheng and Li Changming Yu Moyan hearing this is astonished, shouted abuse! 龙雨生与李长明余莫言闻言惊愕至极,破口大骂！ „Does not have the loyalty!” “没义气！” „Characterless!” “没骨气！” „Instigates the package!” “怂包！” „Knows that this is a rebel!” “就知道这是个叛徒！” „Also draws the pad back at the point of death! Ignominious!” “临死还拉个垫背的！可耻！” „Rebel is ignominious!” “叛徒可耻！” Zuo Xiaoduo snort/hum: „Ignominious will say again, your three also come out to me! Also or wants me to clutch you to go out!” 左小多哼了哼:“可耻不可耻的等会再说,你们三个也给我出来！又或者是要我揪你们出去！” Long Yusheng cries out strangely, the anxious illness/quick turns to wear the window. 龙雨生一声怪叫,急疾翻身穿窗而出。 Yu Moyan when follows to rush out, actually only felt that scalp one tight, had been caught the hair to hurl by Zuo Xiaoduo in the future, cries out strangely is falling on Li Changming, two people fell to roll bottle gourd together. 余莫言正待跟着往外冲,却只感觉头皮一紧,已经被左小多拽住了头发往后一掼,怪叫着摔在李长明身上,两人一起摔成滚地葫芦了。 Scratches, the Teacher Qin blood relatives move pulls the hair, the Zuo Xiaoduo utilization has resulted in pupil surpasses the teacher to win in blue! 擦,秦老师的嫡派招法抓头发,已经左小多运用得青出于蓝胜于蓝了！ But two people rolls in Yu Moyan Li Changming makes one group of flickering, the person's shadow flashes again, Zuo Xiaoduo one such as Long Yusheng general jumped from the window, in the right hand also grabs Long Yusheng that just jumped, the rapidness of movement, shocking. 而就在余莫言李长明两人滚作一团之瞬,人影再闪,左小多一如龙雨生一般的从窗子外面跳了进来,右手里面还抓着刚刚才跳出去的龙雨生,动作之迅疾,骇人听闻。 „Walks, gets down!” “走,下去！” ...... …… Arrives at outside, does not have the idle talk, puts down the north and south to knit, good one to punch fat. 去到外边,更无废话,撂下南北打东西,好一顿胖揍。 Finally, comes to the end by begging for mercy of four people. 最终,以四个人的求饶而告一段落。 Zuo Xiaoduo had/left a foul odor finally, the heart actually disconsolately. 左小多总算是出了一口恶气,心底却还是惆怅不已。 The words have said that works as others soon longevity god the surface of Wan Lixiu saying that wants not to fulfill, is really cannot be justified! 话都已经说出去了,当着人家即将寿星的万里秀的面说出去的,想要不履行,实在是说不过去啊！ Can really probably give the performance? 可真要表演节目？ This...... somewhat is seemingly ashamed. 这……貌似有些羞耻啊。 When the time comes coming up ball guitar? Sang? 到时候上去弹个吉他？唱个歌？ Pouring is not good, what sang? 倒也不是不行,可是唱什么呢？ Had the worry of thinking, Zuo Xiaoduo to enter 50 times of Gravity Room! 带着思索的烦恼,左小多进入了五十倍重力室！ After Dragon Blood Throwing Knife eats until fill, Zuo Xiaoduo feels the oneself cultivation speed again, increases speed! 龙血飞刀饱餐一顿之后,左小多又再度感觉到自己的修炼速度,又提速！ In addition absorbing of Star Soul Jade, all strengths in dantian, transformed the Burning Sun True Scripture thermal energy gradually! 再加上星魂玉的汲取,渐渐将丹田中所有的力量,都转变成了炎阳真经的热能！ After transforming completely, within the body origin energy presents surging forward finally again, seemingly faint and arrived at the breakthrough important pass sign. 全部转换完毕之后,体内元能终于又再呈现出汹涌澎湃,貌似隐隐的又到了突破关口迹象。 Zuo Xiaoduo even feels indistinctly, if this time origin energy moves restlessly, perhaps oneself did not have the means to resist again! 左小多甚至隐约感觉到,这一次的元能若是躁动起来的话,恐怕自己是再也没有办法抵挡了！ Suddenly, unconsciously is sad is depressed. 一时间,不觉又是伤心又是郁闷。 Even if I have external assisting, is actually inferior to Niannian Cat! 就算我有外挂相助,却还是不如念念猫的！ My then how many times? 我这才多少次？