UPOH :: Volume #1

#240: Do I want this face to have what using? 【Before dawn (3 - 5 am)!】


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Has...... has......” several other qi-viewer to be scared out of one's wits. “有……有……”其他几个望气士魂不附体。 „Hasn't that gone to look?!” Meng Chentian drinks greatly. “那还不快滚去找?!”梦沉天一声大喝。 Several qi-viewer are scared shitless, is flowed, one after another is completely the lip azure surface is white. 几个望气士屁滚尿流,一涌而出,一个个的尽都是唇青面白。 Code! 码的! The guest was a moment ago common before, now, everyone degenerates into directly was inferior to the dog...... 刚才之前还都座上宾一般,现在,大家直接沦为了不如狗…… Everyone 's first thoughts hated a hole that Great Master Feng! 所有人的第一个心思都是将那位冯大师恨了一个洞! Especially what the is surnamed Feng is the brain is sick! 特么的这个姓冯的是不是脑子有病! Originally is all right, you special unfortunately a few words come out, looks for trouble for everyone, now...... makes us special where to finds the person? 本来没啥事儿,你特么好死不死那么一句话出来,给大家找麻烦,现在……让咱们特么的到哪找人去? 3,000,000-4,000,000 people of big cities, want to discover a person to come, with looking for a needle in a haystack to have what difference...... 3,000,000-4,000,000人的大城,想要找出一个人来,跟大海捞针有什么差别…… Is this living that the person does? 这是人干的活么? We have not known the look, knows the 17-18 years old age...... 我们还不知道相貌,就只是知道十七八岁的年纪…… Does not know that surname anything does not know called anything not to know where in lived does not know where in went to school...... 不知道姓啥不知道叫啥也不知道在哪住更不知道在哪上学…… Even Star Shield Bureau is still helpless, sighed does to! 就算是星盾局也要无能为力,图叹奈何吧! This not while still alive wanted our life! 这不是活活的要了咱们的命么! Then...... the people were actually covered the heart by another more frightened thoughts, this Meng Chentian, starting too is very spicy, with is completely the two person who it usually displayed!! 然后……众人却又被另一个更恐惧的心思笼罩心头,这梦沉天,下手也太很辣了吧,跟其平常表现出来的完全就是两个人啊!! that scene, like the malicious ghost, burnt like the demon a moment ago fiercely ruthlessly, completely not live normal person! 刚才那一幕,狰狞如恶鬼,狠辣如邪魔,全然不似活的正常人! ...... …… Clouds Pavilion entrance. 云端阁门口。 Three were hit could not have seen clearly the appearance to seem the blood bottle gourd ordinary person, in the person by the building throwing, fell to the ground flickers, the blood splatters far away. 三个被打得已经看不清面貌好似血葫芦一般的人,被楼里人给扔了出来,落地一瞬,鲜血喷溅出老远。 The injuries of these three people are really heavy, already to situation of suffocation. 这三个人的伤势实在不轻,已至奄奄一息的地步。 Sees that to have a big shock after the Clouds Pavilion pedestrian all, performs to disperse far away, no one dares to go forward to examine. 经过云端阁的行人见状无不大惊失色,尽都散出老远,无人敢上前查看。 By the person of Clouds Pavilion repair, was definitely offended Meng Group, in Phoenix City this boundary, but also few dares flagrant offending Meng Group personally. 云端阁修理的人,肯定是得罪了梦氏集团,在凤凰城这个地界,还没几个人敢明目张胆的得罪梦氏集团 Long time after long time, leaps Guangyuan to wake from the stupor finally, since the convulsion is climbing over, two fingers push aside the eyelid of swollen being able to open diligently, about has a look, son, wives, one breath. 良久良久后,腾广元终于从昏迷中醒过来,痉挛着爬过起,两根手指努力扒开已经肿的睁不开的眼皮,左右看看,儿子,妻子都在,都还有一口气。 Kowtows continually, eventually useful. 连番磕头,终究还是有用的。 The aspect, the Meng Tianyue complexion, let leap Guangyuan to know, as long as oneself rebuttal a few words, a character, the family of three was horizontal corpse result at the scene! 刚才的局面,梦天月的脸色,让腾广元知道,但凡自己反驳一句话,一个字,一家三口就是横尸当场的结局! Help......” “救命啊……” Leaps Guangyuan to relax, with started to call for help. 腾广元松了口气,跟着就开始呼救了。 Heavenly protection, has not died unexpectedly! 老天保佑,竟然没死了! Meng Tianyue...... grass your ancestor, you so shames me...... so to suffer me today, what did I make the mistake? 梦天月……草你祖宗,你今天如此羞辱我……如此折磨我,我做错了什么? Why do you want to do that? 为什么你要这么做? After my saddle lead horse, for your Meng Group, when the cow makes the horse, trades such a fate?! 我鞍前马后为你们梦氏集团当牛做马,就换得这么一个下场?! You that warm invited me, to shame me? 你那么热情的把我请过来,就为了羞辱我么? For shames me before my wife and son? Hits me? 就为了在我老婆和儿子面前羞辱我?打我么? I and you have not ended! 我和你没完! In your Meng Group has my material, has my handle? 你们梦氏集团手里有我的材料,有我的把柄? In my hand, didn't have your weak points?! 难道我手里,就没有你们的短处了?! Extraordinary pats two powder, jade entirely burn, my fear you put on shoes barefoot!? 了不起就一拍两散,玉石俱焚,我一个光脚的害怕你们穿鞋的!? Help!” “救命啊!” Leaps Guangyuan strongly shouted one: Whom we had the overlord meal...... to eat meal have not had money...... to be punched...... to act charitably miserably, help call an ambulance......” 腾广元又竭力的喊一声:“我们吃霸王餐……吃饭没带钱……被揍惨了……谁行行好,帮忙叫个救护车啊……” ...... …… At noon eats meal. 中午吃饭。 Cafeteria. 食堂。 Wan Lixiu natural put a clean wicker basket: master, hits 100 steamed buns troublesome.” 万里秀大大方方的将一个干干净净的箩筐放了上去:“师父,麻烦打一百个馒头。” Was saying handed over the food card: Comes two basin meat again, ten big bones, two cans of hot pepper sauces, basin soup, comes ten cucumbers again, but also takes four green vegetables, the casual what green vegetables are good, look well.” 说着将饭卡递了过去:“再来两盆肉,十块大骨头,两罐辣椒酱,一盆汤,再来十条黄瓜,还要四盘青菜,随便什么青菜都行,看着上就好。” After the display window, chubby big master is staring to look at this in the oneself family/home is to possibly hit the basket of pig fodder, twitched subconsciously, with starts rows of piles the steamed bun outward. 橱窗后,胖乎乎的大师傅瞪着眼睛看着这个在自己家里可能是打猪草的筐,下意识地抽搐了一下,跟着就开始一排排的往外摞馒头。 After all is big master of martial arts school cafeteria, has seen many world, martial cultivator capacity for food originally above average man, but situated in cultivator of certain special stage levels is, the capacity for food of this miss is so too much even at present, is acceptable! 毕竟是武校食堂的大师傅,还是见过不少世面的,武修的饭量本就远在常人之上,而处于某些特殊阶段层次的修者更是如此,就算眼前这个姑娘的饭量有点过,还是可以接受的! Has not looked after her......, Wan Lixiu behind, Long Yusheng Li Changming Li Chenglong Yu Moyan, performs is raising a big basket of water! 没看在她之后……嗯,万里秀的身后,龙雨生李长明李成龙余莫言,尽都提着一水的大筐! Rubbing scope that in the kitchen, several guys are going all out. 厨房里面,几个大汉正在卖力的揉面。 I was really the grass...... the ancestors made what evil, how to be assigned to the Second High cafeteria in rubs the steamed bun, this demand, important person short remaining life......” “我真是草了……上辈子做了什么孽,怎么就被分配到二中食堂里揉馒头,这需求量,要人老命啊……” duang. duang。 In the voice of staircase. 一声上楼梯的声音。 The people have not arrived, the sound first arrived. 人未到,声音先到了。 I take 150 steamed buns! Ten pork bones, two basin meat, five cans of hot pepper sauces...... yeah my Cao, your several are quicker! Can eat, what your one after another is the pig? Also can same place in groups come?” “我要一百五十个馒头!十根大肉骨头,两盆肉,五罐辣椒酱……哎我曹,你们几个快些!这么能吃,你们一个个的是猪吗?还要成群结队的一起来?” Master Zuo came! 正是左大爷来了! Wan Lixiu, have spurted several saliva on the steamed bun in oneself front big basket as swift as lightning. 万里秀以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势,早已经在自己面前大筐里的馒头上喷了几口口水。 ! ! !” “噗!噗!噗!” Then complacent looks at Zuo Xiaoduo: Snatches?” 然后得意洋洋的看着左小多:“抢啊?” From wanting the show/unfolds despotic power, put out a hand to snatch the Zuo Xiaoduo eyeball of steamed bun to stare the circle all of a sudden, immediately jumped three chi (0.33 m) high: I scratch, Wan Lixiu your line, you have plants...... especially want to come out such mutually wounded idea not easy...... you to wait, you and Long Yusheng give the father carefully, you are waiting for your Master Zuo!” 正自欲展淫威,伸手过来抢馒头的左小多眼珠子一下子瞪圆了,随即一蹦三尺高:“我擦,万里秀你行,你有种……特么的想出来这么两败俱伤的主意也不容易……你等着,你和龙雨生都给老子小心点,你等着你左爷的!” The small face of nearby Long Yusheng broke down immediately: „Does this matter relate with my what?” 一旁龙雨生的小脸登时垮了下来:“这事与我啥关系?” Your wife angered me, naturally has the relations with you!” “你老婆惹怒了我,当然和你有关系!” Zuo Xiaoduo helplessly looks that the Wan Lixiu steamed bun more piles is higher, swallows the saliva, felt truly was even more hungry. 左小多眼睁睁的看着万里秀馒头越摞越高,一个劲儿咽唾沫,真正感觉到越发的饿了。 Really cannot think that your Wan Lixiu as the female of Governor, the princess, is so unexpectedly virulent! Unexpectedly dares toward the movement of steamed bun top nozzle water to be put into action, really to have your......” Zuo Xiaoduo is still indignant. “真想不到你万里秀身为总督之女,千金小姐,居然如此恶毒!居然敢把往馒头上喷口水的动作付诸实行,真有你的……”左小多兀自愤愤不平。 Whom did not spurt you to snatch...... not to know your welldoing.” “不喷你就要抢了……谁还不知道你的德行么。” The say/way that Wan Lixiu despises, hands over the yielding cooked rice card immediately: master, hits 120 steamed buns again.” 万里秀鄙夷的道,随即递出饭卡:“师父,再打一百二十个馒头。” Actually even the Long Yusheng steamed bun also spurted on the saliva, a school of complacency, high-spirited. 却是连龙雨生的馒头也喷上了口水,一派得意洋洋,意气风发。 Zuo Xiaoduo seethes with rage, scurries about. 左小多七窍生烟,上蹿下跳。 Okay good, you wait for you to wait......” “好好好,你等着你等着……” Long Yusheng, as big masters, unexpectedly ate is spurted the steamed bun of saliva, I lost face for you, how are you felt all right...... disgusting!” 龙雨生,身为一个大老爷们,居然吃被人喷了口水的馒头,我都替你丢人,你怎么好意思……恶不恶心!” Long Yusheng is showing the whites of the eyes: That is my wife's saliva, I am the least bit do not bring to shut out.” 龙雨生翻着白眼:“那是我老婆的口水,我可是半点都不带嫌弃的。” The Zuo Xiaoduo air/Qi does not hit one. Yu Moyan Li Changming Li Chenglong is a face is also speechless. Originally was green on the hungry both eyes round, the result brings something from the kitchen to the table must first eat a dog grain unexpectedly. 左小多气不打一处来。余莫言李长明李成龙也都是一脸无语。本来就饿的两眼发绿了,结果来打饭居然还要先吃一口狗粮。 Wan Lixiu turns the head to ask the Yu Moyan three people: Wants me to help you not bring something from the kitchen to the table?” 万里秀转头问余莫言三人:“要我帮你们打饭不?” Zuo Xiaoduo must eat the vision of person to look at three people with one type immediately, clenches teeth. 左小多顿时用一种要吃人的目光看着三人,咯嘣咯嘣咬牙。 Yu Moyan hit to startle immediately: Doesn't use, Boss Zuo, you first hit.” 余莫言登时打了个激灵:“不用不用,左老大,您先打。” Li Changming is also letting of feeling indignant but not daring to speak out in one side. Boss Zuo walks powerfully, replaced the Wan Lixiu position: 150...... not good today were angry, 170!” 李长明也是敢怒而不敢言的让在一边。左老大威风凛凛走上去,接替了万里秀的位置:“一百五……不行今天生气了,一百七!” Only has the brain of knowledge person Li Chenglong to transfer most quickly, hey however said: Boss Zuo, usually in looked that you very fine very spirit, how actually to do the foolish matter now, who are you? You nowadays Phoenix City famous Great Master Zuo, so long as you said one, outside wants to ask you to tell fortunes by physiognomy, under the preparation Xu Duo/many eats has not divided minute's of matter, actually must fight for food with us, disgraced, has to lose the style, loses the atmosphere, oh...... horrible to look, horrible to look at!” 唯有知识人李成龙的脑筋转得最快,嘿然道:“左老大,平日里看您挺精挺灵的,怎么现在却干蠢事,您是谁啊?您可是现如今凤凰城鼎鼎大名的左大师,只要您说一句,外边想要请你看相的,准备下许多吃食还不是分分钟的事情,却还要跟咱们争食,有失身份,有失格调,还有失氛围,唉……惨不忍睹,惨不忍睹啊!” Zuo Xiaoduo hearing this gawked gawked. 左小多闻言愣了一愣。 Well? 咦? Swelly said reasonable. 肿肿说得有道理啊。 oneself will find time to go out to give the person every noon to tell fortunes by physiognomy, so long as oneself spreads the wind sound/rumor, believes that naturally can have the person brings delicious looks for oneself greatly, can eating meal with telling fortunes by physiognomy both unites, a more frugal time, has not needed to snatch the food to eat with this group of goods, this really can consider! 自己每天中午都会抽出一点时间出去给人看相,只要自己放出风声,相信自然会有大把人带着好吃的来找自己,蛮可以将吃饭跟看相两者合一,更节约时间,还不用跟这帮货抢饭吃,这个真的可以考虑! Un, but considered also after must wait till today this, said when the time comes again! 嗯,不过考虑也要等到今天这顿之后了,到时候再说! ...... …… Can hold the big table that 20 people dine to eat meal together, and other people was occupied by Zuo Xiaoduo, the single is the steamed bun on table piles a hill, in addition assorted meat vegetable/dish, dazzling of end. 原本可以容纳二十个人一起用餐吃饭的大桌子,被左小多等六个人占据,单只是桌上的馒头就堆起来一座小山,再加上各色肉菜,端的琳琅满目。 Changes into the person who does not know the circumstances of the matter to look, this special the whole family can eat one year of eating of yes what's the matter? 换成不知情的人来一看,这特么一家人能吃一年的吃食是咋回事? Six people eat meal, the entire journey does not have the spoken language to speak, lowering the head of one after another, one after another steamed bun toward mouth stopper, scene, only then a few words can describe: Six Starved Ghost reincarnation! 六个人吃饭,全程都没言语说话,一个个的低着头,一个接一个的将馒头往嘴里塞,场景只有一句话可以形容:六只饿死鬼投胎! When everyone eats 70-80 steamed buns, the table atmosphere starts to melt the ice. 等到每个人吃下去70-80个馒头,餐桌气氛才开始化冰。 Right, the day after tomorrow was my birthday.” “对了,后天是我的生日。” Wan Lixiu said: Happen to is my father does not support these days satisfactorily, or everyone goes to my family lively, my may give you to get down the invitation even.” 万里秀道:“正好是我爸这段时间也挺不顺心的,要不大家都去我家热闹一下,我这可就算是给你们下过邀请函了啊。” The Zuo Xiaoduo vigilant covering wallet, said: First reaches an agreement, I may not have the cash as a present to give you, does not have the gift to give you!” 左小多警惕的捂住钱包,说道:“先说好,我可没有礼金给你,更没有礼物给你!” Wan Lixiu speechless: Boss Zuo, you now are also day of income 1 million people, can do not dig out?” 万里秀一片无语:“左老大,你如今也是一天收入一百万的人,能不能不要这么抠?” Digging out, is my moral excellence!” “抠,是我的美德!” Zuo Xiaoduo feels pride when one should feel shame: You do not dig out, he does not dig out, you do not dig out......, if I do not dig out, then we make one profit in vain!?” 左小多不以为耻反以为荣:“你不抠,他不抠,你们都不抠……如果我再不抠,那么咱们岂不是白白的让人占了便宜去!?” Other five people of simultaneously snort contemptuously. 其余五人齐齐嗤之以鼻。 This saying said the degree of not being concerned about face to be possible be called the first under heaven! 这话说得不要脸的程度堪称天下第一! Boss Zuo...... a birthday present......” Yu Moyan reminded, intent has referred. 左老大……一件生日礼物而已……”余莫言提醒,意有所指。 Zuo Xiaoduo has not paid attention, majestic saying: „Do I never give the person to give a present...... never give the woman to give the gift...... yeah? Right! I never give the woman to give the gift, only if that woman is my wife!” 左小多没注意,雄壮的说道:“我从不给人送礼……从不给女人送礼物……哎?对!我从不给女人送礼物,除非那个女人是我老婆!” Zuo Xiaoduo discovered unexpectedly oneself found the reason, suddenly unexpectedly complacent: Therefore I cannot give the Xiu'er gift.” 左小多居然发现自己找到了理由,一时间居然得意洋洋:“所以我不能送秀儿礼物。” Does not have the gift, Ok.” “没礼物,也可以。” Wan Lixiu snort/hum, said: Has the gift, without the gift, a performance program added to the fun, how?” 万里秀哼了一声,道:“有礼物的就这么地了,没有礼物的,就表演个节目助兴,如何?” Long Yusheng quickly raises hand: I have the gift.” Said that despised looked at Zuo Xiaoduo one. 龙雨生急忙举手:“我有礼物。”说罢鄙夷地看了左小多一眼。 Yu Moyan raises hand: I have the gift!” Immediately also despised looked at Zuo Xiaoduo one. 余莫言举手:“我也有礼物!”随即也鄙夷地看了左小多一眼。 Li Changming and Li Chenglong collect the interest common same sound said: I will prepare the gift!” 李长明李成龙凑趣一般的同声道:“我会准备礼物的!” Following is simultaneously despises to look at Zuo Xiaoduo one. 跟着就是齐齐鄙夷看左小多一眼。 Zuo Xiaoduo hesitant long time, difficult choices between wallet and face. 左小多犹豫良久,在钱包与面子之间艰难取舍。 Finally felt, the face is a yarn? Can the face...... change into money? 最终觉得,面子算个毛线?面子……能换成钱吗? My Zuo Xiaoduo...... attaches great importance to face-saving this gadget, has the wool to use? 左小多……要面子这玩意儿,有毛用? Read this, immediately thoughts understanding, said: I decided, I prepare a small program.” 一念到此,顿时心思通达,道:“我决定,我还是准备个小节目吧。”
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