( ( Chapter 634, starry eyed is a sexual preoccupation! 第634章、花痴是个花痴！ Remnant everywhere, falls the needle to flutter about. ‚snap’ ‚snap’ cuts the tree sound to be lingering on faintly. 残枝满地,落针纷飞。‘咔嚓’‘咔嚓’地剪树声音不绝于耳。 The starry eyed stance crazy is wild, wields the movement of scissors to be natural. From the semblance looked that in the past- truly seems like an artist who does the art. 花痴的姿态疯癫狂放,挥动剪刀的动作潇洒不羁。从外表上看过去-确实很像是一个搞艺术的艺术家。 However, said from the Lan Shangu mouth on no word of praise. 但是,从兰山谷嘴里说出来就没有什么好话了。 He stupidly looks that must with starry eyed Lin Fuyang that the pine and cypress goes all out, was sighing said: „This buddy- is starry eyed or the idiot?” 他傻愣愣地看着要和松柏拼命的花痴林甫阳,感叹着说道:“这哥们-到底是花痴还是白痴啊？” „-” Fang Yan is also the speechless appearance of whole face. “-”方炎也是满脸的无语模样。 Visits him to brandish the stance of scissors, but also thinks that this buddy is a scissors jj crazy demon, looked that who is not pleasing to the eyes trims off whose jj- 看他挥舞着剪刀的架势,还以为这哥们是一个剪jj狂魔,看谁不顺眼就剪掉谁的jj- One group of people hide to evade, finally others want unable to pass with a pine tree. This lets their evade does not have any significance- without the matter of significance does to think that lost face. 一群人躲来避去的,结果人家只是想要和一棵松树过不去。这就让他们的逃避没有任何意义-没有意义的事情做起来就觉得太丢脸了。 „Right, in my heart continuously question-” Lan Shangu turns around to look at Fang Yan, said: „Crazily which in China Seven Idiots has how many? Has a fellow named idiot?” “对了,我心中一直有一个疑问-”兰山谷转身看着方炎,说道:“华夏七痴里面有哪几痴？有没有一个叫白痴的家伙？” „-” “-” „I am also curious.” Liu Shu remains silent to say. “我也好奇。”柳树闷声说道。 The Fang Yan forced smile, said: „I see corridor crazy Song Chayang, I have seen military crazy Hou Zhendong, I have seen happy crazy Shui Liuyun, I know that has medical crazy Qin Wujie, I also know that has tea crazy Xuanyuan Cuo, I know that has picture crazy Bai Miao, front this starry eyed Lin Fuyang- had not really heard person who has an idiot. However, the idiot who in the reality sees may be many.” 方炎苦笑,说道:“我见过道痴宋插秧,我见过武痴侯振栋,我见过乐痴水流云,我知道有医痴秦无解,我还知道有茶痴轩辕错,我知道有画痴白描,还有面前这位花痴林甫阳-还真没听说过有一个白痴的人。不过,现实中见到的白痴可不少。” Very much Lan Shangu disdains swept in starry eyed Lin Fuyang one of the crazy scissors tree, said: „I thought that this ranking is very inaccurate. If I arrange China Seven Idiots, will definitely add an idiot to go in- did this fellow clarify is not an idiot? He is brandishing the scissors crazy scissors tree, whom is this preparation frightens? If the man soaks a little girls his such level, feared that will be these women rather likes similar not liking on any man.” 兰山谷很不屑的扫了正在疯狂剪树的花痴林甫阳一眼,说道:“我觉得这个排名很不准确。要是我去排华夏七痴,肯定会加一个白痴进去-这家伙摆明了不就是一白痴吗？他这么挥舞着剪刀疯狂剪树,这是准备吓唬谁啊？要是男人泡妞都他这么一个水准,怕是那些女人宁愿喜欢同类也不会喜欢上任何一个男人。” „Perhaps will have the pleasant surprise?” Fang Yan said with a smile. “说不定会有惊喜呢？”方炎笑着说道。 „What pleasant surprise can have?” Lan Shangu does not have the favorable impression to starry eyed Lin Fuyang very much, therefore mentioned his time naturally has tone of one share taunt. “能有什么惊喜？”兰山谷对花痴林甫阳很没有好感,所以说起他的时候自然带着一股子嘲讽的语气。 „Isn't this pleasantly surprised?” Does the eye of Fang Yan wink stares at Lin Fuyang in that pine tree of insane scissors, on the face is having the pleasant surprise and admiring appearance. “这不就是惊喜吗？”方炎的眼睛一眨不眨地盯着林甫阳正在疯剪的那棵松树,脸上带着惊喜和钦佩的神彩。 „Attractively what does this tree have?” Lan Shangu discovered the Fang Yan expression difference, caught the eye to look. “这树有什么好看的？”兰山谷发现了方炎的表情异样,也抬眼看了过去。 Has not discovered what special place. 没发现什么特别的地方。 Looked again earnestly, where has probably is not right. 再认真地看了看,好像有什么地方不对劲儿。 Third looked at the past time, finally where he knew that not right place. 第三遍看过去的时候,他终于知道那不对劲儿的地方在哪里了。 He cut a human form that pine tree unexpectedly, a graceful bearing remarkable pretty woman. 他竟然把那棵松树剪成了一个人形,一个风姿卓越的漂亮女人。 On her face has the smile, the shape is temperate, but in the bone also has lets the arrogance that the person is hard to be intimate. 她的脸上带着浅浅的微笑,形态温和,但是骨子里又有一些让人难以亲近的倨傲。 It is so clear, as if the tentacle may. 它如此清晰,仿佛触手可及。 According to the truth said that the floriculture or the gardening took the form or are an excellent likeness, was impossible made you be able to see the concrete eye mouth eyebrow and so on thing. However, you can ‚feeling’ from the starry eyed work to their existences. 按道理讲,花艺或者园艺只是形似或者神似,不可能让你能够看到具体的眼睛嘴巴眉毛之类的东西。但是,你偏偏能够从花痴的作品中‘感受’到它们的存在。 It no longer is an artware, it is the living person. 它不再是一桩艺术品,它是活生生的人。 Had the spirit, had the person of flesh. 一个有了精神,有了血肉的人。 „What's all this about?” The Lan Shangu surprise asked. „Only then did I see a beautiful woman? Did he cut a great beauty that tree?” “这是怎么回事儿？”兰山谷诧异地问道。“难道只有我看到了一个美女吗？他把那棵树剪成了一个大美人？” „That is Le idiot.” Fang Yan said infinitely approvingly. He has seen Le idiot, knows starry eyed ‚hand’ below that person has is close to the happy crazy facial expression and makings. Only then keeps firmly in mind in a person time, he can easily her displaying. Gives her the soul and flesh, gives her world happy all. “那就是乐痴。”方炎无限赞叹地说道。他见过乐痴,知道花痴‘手’下的那个人有多么的接近乐痴的神情和气质。只有把一个人牢记在心里的时候,他才能够那么轻易地把她给表现出来。给予她灵魂和血肉,给予她世间美好的一切。 It looks like in starry eyed Le idiot and honorable person hand/subordinate very much, is more attractive than the honorable person. 在花痴手下的乐痴和真人很像,又比真人还要好看。 For example happy crazy that is raising the arrogant appearance of head, this type of thing hidden in the bone deep place. Was actually given the skillful excavation by him, moreover incisiveness that displays. 譬如乐痴那微昂着脑袋的倨傲模样,这种东西是隐藏在骨子深处的。却被他给技巧性的挖掘出来,而且表现的淋漓尽致。 Sex-mad is really a sexual preoccupation. 花痴果然是个花痴。 „Originally Mr. Le idiot is so attractive.” Lan Shangu infatuated looks at Le idiot the appearance, the honorable person in reality could not see, has a look to cut artificially also good. „I also think that is an elderly man. However, this starry eyed was also too fierce? Relies on the hand scissors, can turn into itself to like the appearance of woman an ordinary young tree- like this soaks the little girl unique skill, that is the god keeps off deicide Buddha to keep off to extinguish Buddha, who can fight with him?” “原来乐痴先生这么漂亮。”兰山谷痴迷的看着乐痴的模样,现实中的真人看不到,看看人工剪切出来的也好。“我还以为是个老人家呢。不过,这花痴也太厉害了些吧？就凭借手中一把剪刀,就能够把一棵普通的小树变成自己喜欢女人的模样-这样的泡妞绝技,那是神挡杀神佛挡灭佛,谁能够和他争锋？” „Floriculture four boundaries, one is to take the form, only takes its shape. Two are an excellent likeness, the relationship of form and spirit has both. Three are the ghost axe, the Grandmaster only then occasionally. Four are the fingers of God, such as the deity descends to earth, world rare. I studied more than ten years of floriculture, to level of being an excellent likeness. This is I displays the excellent time.” Fang Yan makes noise to sigh said. “花艺四境,一为形似,只取其形。二为神似,形神兼备。三为鬼斧,大师之才方可偶得。四为神工,如天神下凡,世所罕见。我学了十几年花艺,也不过只是到了神似的水准。这还是我发挥极好的时候。”方炎出声感叹着说道。 „He?” Lan Shangu points is still doing the finishing touch work starry eyed Lin Fuyang, said: „Which boundary did starry eyed senior arrive at?” “他呢？”兰山谷指着还在做最后修整工作的花痴林甫阳,说道:“花痴前辈到了哪一境？” Because experienced the starry eyed ability, Lan Shangu treated his attitude is also more respectful. 因为见识了花痴的能力,兰山谷对待他的态度也恭敬了许多。 „Without special selection, only then scissors is a tool, in a pine tree to courtyard conducts the fine scissors at will, the coming out work has been possible to include ghost axe boundary- this is a floriculture hundred years of rare talent. Sex-mad name name will follow reality.” “没有特别选材,只有一把剪刀为工具,随意地对院子里的一棵松树进行精剪,出来的作品就已经可列入鬼斧境-这是花艺界百年难得一见的天才。花痴之名实至名归。” Fang Yan referred to front of starry eyed Lin Fuyang that pine tree, said: „Le idiot who starry eyed essence cuts- this scenery may become the town/subdues of your Lanshan office the treasure, guarantees your Lanshan office hundred years not to fade.” 方炎指了指花痴林甫阳面前的那一棵松树,说道:“花痴精剪出来的乐痴-此景可成为你蓝山会所的镇所之宝,保你蓝山会所百年不衰。” Lan Shangu thinks, followed happily. 兰山谷一想,也跟着乐了起来。 Right, in the pine and cypress with oneself Lanshan office courtyard cut one happily to come out sex-madly crazily , according to turning over to of reality of laws decided that this ‚happy crazy’ naturally own. 对啊,花痴用自己蓝山会所院子里的松柏剪了一个乐痴出来,那么,根据物权法的归定,这个‘乐痴’自然就属于自己的。 If this matter does not disseminate carefully, hasn't attracted the guest in innumerable Flower City celebrities even whole country to watch? At that time, own Lanshan office bustling place, because this ‚happy crazy’, own blue mountains can complete to compel the standard one time to promote, become under the entire day the highest level club. 如果这件事情不小心传播出去,还不吸引无数的花城名流甚至全国各地的客人前来观赏？那个时候,自己的蓝山会所门庭若市,因为这一棵‘乐痴’,自己的蓝山会完成了一次逼格升级,一跃成为全天下最顶级的俱乐部。 However , Lan Shangu happy does not get up quickly. 但是,很快地,兰山谷就乐不起来了。 Because he thought of an extreme serious concern. 因为他想到了一个极端严重的问题。 He looks at Fang Yan, said: „Pine tree is the association president is big.” 他看着方炎,说道:“松树是会长大的。” Fang Yan nods, said: „Yes. So long as it is also living, will continue to grow.” 方炎点了点头,说道:“是的。只要它还活着,就会继续生长。” „If it continues to grow, then this Le idiot- can long not have?” “如果它继续生长,那么这乐痴-会不会就长没了？” „That is natural.” Fang Yan nods. „Gardening honored place, lies in its change. So long as is lives the gardening, as the four seasons change of spring, summer, autumn, winter will change, ‚happy crazy’ changed does not have also to have matter- do not worry, disappeared happily crazily, but starry eyed and happy crazy story also. 30 years later, so long as there is a guest to come, you are pointing at that reaching to the sky pine tree, said that the starry eyed past years cut Le idiot with this pine tree, everyone will accept this invite very much.” “那是自然。”方炎点头。“园艺尊贵之处,也在于它的变化。只要是活得园艺,都会随着春夏秋冬的四季变化而变化,‘乐痴’变没了也是应有之事-不过你也不要担心,乐痴不见了,但是花痴和乐痴的故事还在。三十年后,只要有客人过来,你指着那棵高耸入云的松树,说道花痴当年就是用这棵松树剪出来一个乐痴,大家还是会很赏脸的。” Lan Shangu shakes the head, said: „Then on a native of Taikeng. Cannot visit it is Le idiot, who is also willing to acknowledge that it is Le idiot?” 兰山谷摇头,说道:“那就太坑人了。看不出来它是乐痴,谁还愿意承认它是乐痴？” „Another means-” “还有另外一个办法-” „What means?” “什么办法？” Fang Yan referred to sex-madly, said: „You think the means to remain him, making him help your trim every day.” 方炎指了指花痴,说道:“你想办法把他留下来,让他每天帮你修剪一番。” „This is a great idea.” Lan Shangu said happily. “这是个好主意。”兰山谷高兴地说道。 After wielding sex-madly the scissors are trimming off some minor details, then stands in ‚happily crazy’ front the whole face sadly visits her. 花痴挥动着剪刀剪掉一些细枝末节之后,然后站在‘乐痴’面前满脸哀伤地看着她。 „Shui Liuyun, are you so seriously cruel-hearted? Refuses me time and time again, a meeting opportunity is not willing now to me-” he put out a hand to touch gently ‚happily crazy’ the face, the sound said filled with grief: „You said, which point you don't like my? I change. Do I change is not good? You are the flame of flaming combustion, I am willing to make a beating out a fire moth. Even if meets a cruel death, even if beyond redemption, even if cremates the ash, I not the opportunity of giving up this life and you holds hands- love, why such offending somebody heart broken heart-” “水流云,你当真如此狠心？拒绝了我一次又一次,现在连一个见面的机会都不肯给我-”他伸手轻轻地抚摸着‘乐痴’的脸,声音悲怆地说道:“你说,你到底不喜欢我哪一点？我改。我改还不行吗？你是熊熊燃烧的火焰,那我就甘愿做一只扑火的飞蛾。即使粉身碎骨,即使万劫不复,即使焚化成灰,我也不会放弃这一生和你牵手的机会-爱情,为何如此的伤人心扉让人断肠-” Tittering- 噗嗤- These is not only time Fang Yan cannot shoot a look at to smile, behind the Liu Shu mask also had the strange sound to pass on. 这一次不仅仅是方炎瞥不住笑,就连柳树的面具后面也有古怪的声音传了过来。 „Who is? Which bastard is smiling?” Sex-mad indignant, they are exclaiming to Fang Yan Lan Shangu. “是谁？哪个混蛋在笑？”花痴气愤之极,对着方炎兰山谷他们吼道。 Lan Shangu these can actually bear time has not smiled, he is staring at Fang Yan and Liu Shu indignantly, my shame in the appearance that and you are a companion, said: „Sex-mad senior sentiment profound meaning cuts, to a happy crazy senior foolishness, is the person of having a heart of stone saw that this will be moved by him- I think that is not clear, in such moved time, why you can also smile?” 兰山谷这一次竟然能够忍住没笑,他义愤填膺地盯着方炎和柳树,一幅我耻于和你们为伍的模样,说道:“花痴前辈情深意切,对乐痴前辈一片痴心,就是铁石心肠的人看到这一幕都会被他感动-我就想不明白了,在这么伤感的时刻,为什么你们还能够笑得出来？” The Lan Shangu stride walks toward starry eyed Lin Fuyang, puts out a hand to pat his shoulder, said: „Sex-mad senior, should not be sad. I believe that absolute sincerity, sincerity enough to move popular sentiment, so long as the starry eyed senior can continue to insist, certainly can make Mr. Le idiot move to be moved, is willing to arrive hand in hand old with you, an achievement world charming story- starry eyed and Le idiot, originally should not be the inborn pair?” 兰山谷大步朝着花痴林甫阳走去,伸手拍着他的肩膀,说道:“花痴前辈,你不要悲伤。我相信,精诚所至,金石为开,只要花痴前辈能够继续坚持,一定能够让乐痴先生动心动情,愿意和你携手到老,成就世间一段佳话-花痴和乐痴,本来不就应该是天生一对的吗？” After speaking these words, shot a look at Fang Yan one very much afraid. Also does not know that what they are relate, oneself said that he won't be angry? 说完这句话后,很是心虚地瞥了方炎一眼。也不知道他们俩是什么关系,自己这么说他不会生气吧？ Sex-mad Lin Fuyang nods again and again, said: „Right, right. I am starry eyed, she is Le idiot. She likes the flower, I also like the flower, we should be a pair of good companion-” 花痴林甫阳连连点头,说道:“对,对。我是花痴,她是乐痴。她喜欢花,我也喜欢花,我们原本就应该是一对佳侣-” „You said a moment ago you are willing to defend in this room entrance, when Mr. Le idiot come out, when you meet again. If she wants in this room to live in last one year or so, you defend half of half a year in this out of the door-” “你刚才说你愿意守在这房间门口,乐痴先生什么时候出来,那你们就什么时候再见面。她要是愿意这屋子里住上一年半载,你就在这门外守上一半半载-” The starry eyed whole face confuses looks at Lan Shangu, said: „Have I said? You asked that this- do you want to do? Also wants to ridicule me?” 花痴满脸迷惑地看着兰山谷,说道:“我是这么说过？你问这个-你想干什么？又想嘲笑我吗？” „Not. I absolutely do not have this meaning.” Lan Shangu beckons with the hand again and again. „I realized a moment ago I make the next huge mistake, I should not disparage others' love, world all unreasoning passion people am worth our respect- starry eyed senior, you live by all means safely here. I give you to reserve a room in the next door of Mr. Le idiot, you are neighbors, perhaps every day can meet.” “不不不。我绝对没有这个意思。”兰山谷连连摆手。“我刚才意识到我犯下一个天大的错误,我不应该贬低别人的爱情,天下所有的痴情人都值得我们的尊重-花痴前辈,你只管安心地在这里住下来。我在乐痴先生的隔壁给你预留一个房间,你们比邻而居,说不定每日都可以见面。” „Real?” Happily was sex-madly bad. „This was really good-” “真的吗？”花痴高兴坏了。“这实在是太好了-” Lan Shangu is pointing in the yard flowers and plants warmly heroically, said: „The flower in this courtyard grass tree stone anything, whatever the starry eyed mister spends freely to vent, wants to cut anything to cut anything, wants to carve anything to carve anything, insufficiently I transport/fortune again to you from outside-” 兰山谷热情豪迈地指着自己小院里面的花花草草,说道:“这院子里的花啊草啊树啊石头啊什么的任由花痴先生挥霍发泄,想剪什么就剪什么,想刻什么就刻什么,不够我再从外面给你运过来-”