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(Chapter 633, Iandyouspelled!
第633章、我和你们拼了!Iamstarry eyed!
我是花痴!Iamstarry eyed!
我是花痴!
The public areahearssomepeopleto introduce oneself, do youwillthink that thispersonwasjustranfrom the Malan Mountmental institution?
公共场合听到有人这么自我介绍,你会不会觉得这个人是刚刚从马栏山精神病院里面跑出来的?
The average peopleare not willingto acknowledgeoneselfarestarry eyed, only ifheis one of the ChinaSeven Idiots‚starry eyed’.
一般人都不愿意承认自己是花痴,除非他是华夏七痴之一的‘花痴’。Clearly, thiswearcolorfullong gownseems likeon the bodythrows over«Flowers bloomingChart»showpackage of fellowspossiblyare really being of starry eyedLin FuyangChinaSeven Idiots.
很明显,这个穿着花花绿绿的长袍看起来就像是在身上披着一幅《百花争艳图》的骚包家伙可能真是华夏七痴之一的花痴林甫阳。Otherwise, whichmiddle-agedbigmastersmeethead high, chest outwillfootintentrepeatedlycompletelybefore the personcalled are oneself‚starry eyed’?
不然的话,哪个中年大老爷们会昂首挺胸志足意满一遍又一遍的在人前吆喝自己是‘花痴’?Lan Shangunaturallyalsothinksthisissue, hisattitudewas therefore turned intoAweChinaby the ridiculeSeven Idiotsbecomes famousfor a long time, iseachdomaineminentcharacter, a slight move in one part that may affect the whole situation, no oneknows that whatpersonal connectiontheirbackhas and influence. Moreovertheseperson of elusive, mysteriously appearing and disappearing, is noteasywithitgeneration. Good that easilydo not provoke.兰山谷自然也想到了这个问题,所以他的态度由嘲笑变成了敬畏-华夏七痴成名已久,是每个领域的翘楚人物,牵一发而动全身,谁也不知道他们的背后到底有着什么样的人脉和势力。而且这些人来无影去无踪,神出鬼没,不是易与之辈。还是轻易不要招惹的好。Whatfightswith the lunaticis the fool, whois willingto bethisfool?
和疯子打架的是傻子,谁愿意去做这个傻子?„Is the starry eyedLin Fuyangsenior?”Lan Shanguthought that the today / at presentevening'sLan Familypeople are very unlucky. Firstis the Orchid Pavilionmountainexplodingpunchesbyoneself, is orchidShounuois tauntedbyoneselfruthlessly, nowwas one's turn itselfto standto accept the penalty?
“是花痴林甫阳前辈?”兰山谷觉得今天晚上的兰家人都很倒霉。先是兰亭岳被自己给爆揍一顿,然后是兰守诺被自己给狠狠地挖苦一番,现在轮到自己站出来接受惩罚了吗?No matterhappycrazythismartialidiot, is the honored guest in hisLanshanoffice. Asbehindthisofficemaster, hehas the responsibilityto have the dutyto comethesetwoSir- no, Sirbig#milkentertaining.
不管是乐痴还是这武痴,都是他蓝山会所的贵客。做为这会所背后的主人,他有责任有义务来把这两位大爷-不,一位大爷一位大#奶给招待好。Regret at heartLan Shangu, if we had knownhedid not makeFang YanandLiu ShuslightlygathersinhisLanshanoffice. Eatsownwithowndid not say, but alsokeepsvisitingtroublesome-兰山谷的心里后悔啊,早知道他就不约方炎和柳树在他的蓝山会所小聚了。吃自己的用自己的不说,还不停地有麻烦上门-Naturally, SchoolmateLan Shanguiswill not acknowledgeabsolutelyoneselfprovokecausing difficulties for othersverticalprestigeimmoralideato existon own initiative.
当然,兰山谷同学是绝对不会承认自己主动挑衅拿人立威这种不道德想法存在的。„Isoneself.”Sex-madUncleforestsomeare impatient. The lookis staring atLan Shangubad, said: „Isaid that- did youask?”
“就是本人。”花痴林大爷有些不耐烦了。眼神不善地盯着兰山谷,说道:“我说-你问完了没有?”„Asked that asked.”Lan Shangutwisted the mouth sidewisebig mouthto smile, revealedtworows of neatlittlewhiteteeth. Hereaches outon own initiativeLin Fuyang, said: „Sex-madsenioryour honorable selfvisits, Lanshanofficeyou honor my humble home. IambossLan Shangu of Lanshanoffice, in the heartadmireto the starry eyedseniorfor a long time- starry eyedsenior, theremeresulted inonepackage of good teaexactly, the younger generationcanbe honoredaskyouto go tomythereto drinkcup of tea?”
“问完了问完了。”兰山谷咧开大嘴笑了起来,露出两排整齐的小白牙。他主动向林甫阳伸出手去,说道:“花痴前辈大驾光临,蓝山会所蓬荜生辉。我是蓝山会所的老板兰山谷,心中对花痴前辈仰慕已久-花痴前辈,我那儿恰好得了一包好茶,晚辈能不能荣幸地请你去我那里喝杯茶?”„Youdo not havethisbeing honored.”Lin Fuyangrejected the invitation of Lan Shanguunrestrained/no trace of politeness, evenis disinclinedto put out a handwithhimto shake hand. „Leidiot? ImustseeLeidiot.”
“你没有这个荣幸。”林甫阳毫不客气地拒绝了兰山谷的邀请,甚至都懒得伸手和他握手。“乐痴呢?我要见乐痴。”„Leidiot?”Lan Shangulooked atFang Yan one of the standingsecretly, meant,youlooked, somepeoplelooked foryouroldsweetheart. Thistroublesome, butyouprovoke. „WhatLeidiot? The starry eyedsenior, I do not understand that youare sayinganything.”
“乐痴?”兰山谷偷偷瞄了站在旁边的方炎一眼,意思是说,你看,又有人来找你的老情人了。这麻烦可是你招惹来的。“什么乐痴?花痴前辈,我不明白你在说什么。”
Of „LeidiotChinaSeven Idiots, happycrazyShui Liuyun of thatinfatuatedmusic- Ijustheard the song that sheplayedin the Qinghevalley of distant placeobviously, isinthisdirection, youmakeShui Liuyuncome outto seemein a big hurry.”
“华夏七痴之一的乐痴,那个痴迷音乐的乐痴水流云-我刚刚在远处的青河谷明明听到了她演奏的曲子,正是在这个方向,你快快让水流云出来见我。”
A Lan Shangufacesinceresmile, said: „Sex-madsenior, the given name of mygreeting on first meetinghappycrazysenior, buthas not actually seen-”兰山谷一脸诚挚的微笑,说道:“花痴前辈,我久仰乐痴前辈的大名,但是却从来都没有见过-”These words are actually not false, the opportunity of becausehappycrazytohimnot having met.
这句话倒是不假,因为乐痴根本就没有给他见面的机会。Saidthese wordstime, the Lan Shangualsounusualhidden bitternessshot a look atFang Yanone.
说这句话的时候,兰山谷还非常幽怨地瞥了方炎一眼。Fang Yanis narrowing the eyesmile, has not saidanything. Beforedoes not understandstarry eyedintention, heis willingto be a watching the funobserver.方炎眯着眼睛微笑,却并没有多说什么。在不明白花痴的意图之前,他更愿意做一个看热闹的旁观者。„Idid not know that Mr.Leidiot, naturallydoes not have the means to come outher.”, Lan Shanguthensaid: „Saidagain, even ifIknew that Mr.Leidiot, she is still like the starry eyedsenior, is the honored guest in myLanshanoffice- how can Ipleasecome outto see the personhercasually? If the starry eyedseniorarrived atouroffice, somepeoplewantto seeyou, Iam impossibleeasilyyoupleasecomes outto see the person- starry eyedsenior, yousaid that isthisprinciple? Cultivates the behavior, mustspeak the conscience.”
“我不认识乐痴先生,自然没办法把她请出来。”顿了顿,兰山谷接着说道:“再说,就算我认识乐痴先生,她也和花痴前辈一样,都是我蓝山会所的贵客-我怎么能随便把她请出来去见人呢?假如花痴前辈到了我们会所,有人想要见您,我也不可能轻易把您给请出来见人的-花痴前辈,你说是不是这个理?做人,要讲良心。”
The starry eyedtemperamentseems like not quite good, be angrysaid: „Does not makehercome outto see the person, is to make hercome outto seeme-”
花痴的脾气看起来不太好,生气地说道:“不是让她出来见人,是让她出来见我-”„Sex-madsenior, whichyou are also the person-”
“花痴前辈,你也是人哪-”„Iandstarry eyedam many years of good friend, seesmenaturallynot to have the issue.”Lifts the footto rushsex-madlytowardinside, Lan Shanguhurriesto keep offinfrontinterceptshim. „Sex-madsenior, youdo not impulse- youmakemeveryawkwardlike this.”
“我和花痴是多年好友,见我自然没有问题。”花痴抬脚就往里面闯去,兰山谷赶紧挡在前面把他拦截下来。“花痴前辈,你别冲动-你这样让我很为难。”„Go away.”Sex-madLin Fuyangshoutedsternly.
“滚开。”花痴林甫阳厉声喝道。
The smile on Lan Shangufacedisappears, complexionbecomesgloomy, said: „Sex-madsenior, you are- preparedto bully the younger generation?”兰山谷脸上的笑容消失,脸色变得阴沉起来,说道:“花痴前辈,你这是-准备欺负晚辈了?”Sex-maddoes not pay attention toLan Shangu, rushed to the yardsdirectly, is taking a fast look aroundall aroundtheater box, shoutsloudly: „Shui Liuyun, youcome outtome- Iheardyourwhistle sound. The old friendscome from far away, isn't willing unable to meet?”
花痴根本就不把兰山谷放在眼里,径直冲到了小院中间,扫视着四周的包厢,大声喊道:“水流云,你给我出来-我听到你的笛声了。故人远道而来,难道都不愿意见上一面吗?”No onereplied, alltheater boxdoorsshut tightly. Does not seeanysound.
没有人应答,所有的包厢都房门紧闭。不见有任何动静。„Shui Liuyun, youcannot hide-”starry eyedspeechtime, thensmellsin the airwith the nose.
“水流云,你躲不过去-”花痴说话的时候,便用鼻子在空气里面嗅来嗅去。Then, hewalkedtoward a theater boxgateaccording toairinsideflavorstride.
然后,他根据空气里面的味道大步朝着一间包厢门走了过去。Hestandsin the theater boxentrance, laughs wildlywas saying: „Shui Liuyun, makescurvedopen the door, otherwiseImusthandlesomenottooelegantmatter. Ismelled the flower fragrance, rose, lily, Chinese peony, clove, hyacinthus orientalisandchrysanthemum- thisisyouroldcustom. Shui Liuyun, opens the doorquickly.”
他站在包厢门口,狂笑着说道:“水流云,让弯弯开门吧,不然的话我就要做一些不太风雅的事情了。我闻到了花香,玫瑰、百合、芍药、丁香、风信子、菊花-这是你的老习惯。水流云,快开门。”Creaking-
嘎吱-
The wooden doorwas opened, the clothesyoung childstandsin the entrance, the expressionstares atstarry eyedLin Fuyangdisgruntledly, the angrysoundwas saying: „Youare really repugnant, the mastershe went to sleep, what do youcall outside? Does not know that this does not have the politebehaviorvery much?”
木门被人打开,青衫小童站在门口,表情不悦地盯着花痴林甫阳,怒声说道:“你这人真讨厌,师父她已经睡下了,你在外面吆喝什么?不知道这是很没有礼貌的行为吗?”„Iknow that guessesright, Shui Liuyunreallyliveshere-”laughssex-madly, asking to touch the head of clothesyoung lad, byavoidance that the young childloathesvery muchin the past.
“我就知道猜得没错,水流云果然住在这里-”花痴哈哈大笑,伸手要去摸青衫童子的脑袋,被小童很是厌恶的躲避过去。„Curved, somedayshave not seen, grew- youaskedyourmasterto get out of bed, said that wasUncle Lincomes. Is good?”
“弯弯,有些日子没见,又长高了一些-你去请你师父起床,就说是林叔叔来了。好不好?”„Ihave said that the mastershe went to sleeptoday / at presenthas seen the guest, no longersawotherguests.”
“我说过,师父她老人家已经睡下了-今天已经见过客人,不再见其它的客人了。”„, Is who canmakeyourmasteraccept this inviteto meet?” The starry eyedLin Fuyanglookis staring atstanding on one sideLan Shanguwith raw hate, said: „Thatboy?”
“哦,是什么人能够让你师父赏脸相见?”花痴林甫阳眼神凶狠地盯着站在一边的兰山谷,说道:“那个小子?”Sentimentalfellowis a vinegar jar, regardedownbiglove rivalLan Shangu.
感情这家伙还是个醋坛子,把兰山谷当成了自己的大情敌。„Mastersees anyone and you have not related.” The clothesyoung childsaid: „Yougo backquickly. Imustclose.”
“师父见什么人和你没有关系。”青衫小童说道:“你快回去吧。我要关门了。”
The clothesyoung ladsaid,both handsmustclose the wooden door.
青衫童子说完,双手就要合上木门。
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啪-Sex-madLin Fuyangboth handssupporton the shutter, does not make the clothesyoung ladclose the gate.
花痴林甫阳双手撑在门板上面,不让青衫童子把门关上。Hiswhole faceis shoutingtoinside roomLeidiotangrily: „Shui Liuyun, your womanalso is very cruel-hearted. Howto sayagainwe are also manyyears of old friend, the friendmeets by chance, the opportunity that youcannot meetdoes not give- can youseriouslyso the unfeeling?”
他满脸愤怒地对着里屋的乐痴喊道:“水流云,你这女人也忒是狠心。再怎么说我们也是多年老友,朋友相逢,你连见上一面的机会都不给-你当真要如此绝情吗?”„Youdropquickly.” The clothesyoung ladwantsto close the wooden doordesperately, but, howregardless ofshedoes not have the meansto achievediligently. Hersmallage, how can also contendwithheightstrengthbigLin Fuyang?
“你快放手。”青衫童子拼命地想要把木门合上,但是,无论她如何努力都没办法做到。她小小年纪,又怎么能够和身高力大的林甫阳相抗衡?Saw that the curvedsmallfacesuppressesred, foreheadaboveappears intermittently the closebeads of sweat, Lan Shangulookssomewhatgrievedly, makes noise saying: „Sex-madsenior, sinceMr.Leidiot went to sleep- , will youcometomorrowagainvisiting? After all, such a late at nightdisturbancewomanrestsis not a politematter.”
看到弯弯的小脸憋得通红,额头上面隐现细密的汗珠,兰山谷看得有些心痛,出声说道:“花痴前辈,既然乐痴先生已经睡下-要不,您明天再过来拜访?毕竟,这么三更半夜的打扰一位女士休息也不是一桩有礼貌的事情。”Turns aroundto stare atLan Shangusex-madly, the lookwas sayingdisgruntledly: „You- goes awaytome.”
花痴转身盯着兰山谷,眼神不悦地说道:“你-给我滚开。”Lan Shangutwisted the mouth sidewise the mouthto smile, said: „Youlooked,youalsoinsultedmyonetime- Iremembered.”兰山谷咧开嘴巴笑了起来,说道:“你看,你又侮辱我一次-我都记下来了。”„How do yourememberandwork as?” The Lin Fuyangwhole facedisdains, sweptLan Shanguonearrogantly, said: „Alsocanhitmyinadequate?”
“你记下来又当如何?”林甫阳满脸不屑,非常高傲地扫了兰山谷一眼,说道:“还能打我一顿不成?”„Ha-”Lan Shanguteasinglaughsby the starry eyedLin Fuyangwords, said: „Youare the ChinaSeven Idiotsstarry eyedsenior, do Ipossiblyhityourone? Ihavethisheart, withoutthisguts.”
“哈哈哈-”兰山谷被花痴林甫阳的话给逗得大笑,说道:“你是华夏七痴的花痴前辈,我怎么可能打你一顿呢?我有这心,也没这胆量啊。”Lin Fuyangcoldsnort/hum, the branch targetshoutstowardLeidiotagain: „Shui Liuyun, youunderstandmytemper, ifyoudo not come out, mytoday / at presentdoes not walkin the evening- whenyoucome out, whenwesaid goodbye. Ifyouwantinthisroomto live inlastone year or so, Idefendhalf ofhalf a yearinthisout of the door.”林甫阳冷哼一声,再次转移目标朝着乐痴喊道:“水流云,你明白我的性子,如果你不出来的话,我今天晚上就不走了-你什么时候出来,那我们就什么时候再见吧。你要是愿意这屋子里住上一年半载,我就在这门外守上一半半载。”Tittering-
噗嗤-Lan Shangucannot endure patiently, laughs.兰山谷忍耐不住,哈哈大笑起来。Sex-madLin Fuyangis not gladvery much, be angryshouted: „Does boy, whatyousmile?”
花痴林甫阳很不乐意,生气地喝道:“小子,你笑什么?”„Ismilewords that the starry eyedseniorspoke-”Lan Shangusmileshas not gasped for breath, said: „Mr.Leidiotlivesinthisroomone year or so, naturallyhasto eatto drinkcanlivewell. If the starry eyedsenioralsodefendslastone year or sointhisentrance, feared that doesn't have the waterdoes not have the food to become the dry corpsehungrily?”
“我笑花痴前辈说的话-”兰山谷笑得喘不过气来,说道:“乐痴先生住在这屋子里一年半载,自然是有吃有喝可以活得好好的。要是花痴前辈也在这门口守上一年半载的,怕是没水没饭的要饿成干尸吧?”„Yourthisbastard-”was been sex-madly angryby the Lan Shanguwords, said: „Goes awaytome.”
“你这混蛋-”花痴被兰山谷的话给气坏了,说道:“给我滚开。”„Youinsultedme for the third time. Iremembered.”Lan Shangulookssaidsex-madly.
“你第三次侮辱我。我记下来了。”兰山谷看着花痴说道。„What's the big deal?”Sex-madnot the opponent who Lan Shanguregards a rank, is shoutingtotheater boxinsideLeidiotagain: „Shui Liuyun, you, ifdid not speak, I-”
“那又如何?”花痴根本就不把兰山谷当成一个级别的对手,再次对着包厢里面的乐痴喊道:“水流云,你要是再不说话,我就-”„Youhow?”Lan Shanguaskedinside.
“你就如何?”兰山谷在旁边问道。„I-”starry eyedexpressionintertwines, hesitanthalf of the day, does not knowoneselfshouldhandle anything to expressoneselfheartcertainly.
“我就-”花痴的表情纠结,犹豫了半天,也不知道自己应该做点什么事情来表达自己的绝心。„Commits hara-kiri? The starry eyedsenior, does not may-”Lan Shanguconsolesinsidewas saying. „Even ifyoumusttolikecommitting suicide together in the name of love, pleasein my Lanshanoffice- Icould not shoulderthisresponsibility.”
“就剖腹自杀?花痴前辈,万万不可啊-”兰山谷在旁边劝慰着说道。“就算你要为爱殉情,也请不要在我这蓝山会所-我承担不了这责任啊。”„I-”hears the Lan Shanguwords, Lin Fuyangunderstandsfinallyoneselfshouldto makeanything.
“我就-”听到兰山谷的话,林甫阳终于明白自己应该要做些什么了。helifts the long gown that wears, tookgiantscissorsto come outfrom the waist.
他掀开身上穿着的长袍,从腰间取了一个巨大的剪刀出来。Lan Shangu and Liu Shubodyrapidmake way, theydo not wantbythisshearpuncturingsuch.兰山谷和柳树的身体迅速闪开,他们可不想被这大剪刀给刺上那么一下。Fang Yanlookslightlycold, has completed the posture of protection, so long ashedaresto act rashly, Fang Yancanhit unable to recognizehis motherhim-方炎眼神微凛,已经做好了防备的姿势,只要他敢轻举妄动,方炎就能够把他打得连他妈都认不出来-Lifts the scissorsto glance right and leftsex-madly, is retrocededunrestrainedlyseveralstepsby the people who hislookstares.
花痴举着剪刀左顾右盼,被他眼神盯上的人都情不自禁的后退几步。No oneis willingto become the target that thislunaticattacks.
谁也不愿意成为这疯子攻击的目标。Designated the goalfinallysex-madly, hebrandishes the scissorsto rush overin the courtyards.
花痴终于选定了目标,他挥舞着剪刀朝着院子中间冲了过去。
The peopleare all hurried, escapeseverywhere. Theseleg boneswere brokento lie downin the young masterbuddy who the groundfeigns deathalsocrawldesperatelyto the arched entrance.
众人皆慌,四处逃跑。就连那些腿骨被打断躺在地上装死的公子哥们也拼命地向拱门爬去。„Iandyouspelled.”
“我和你们拼了。”Rushed to in front of a pinus pentaphyllamourning cypresscourtyardssex-madly, brandishesscissorssnapsnapto cut.
花痴冲到了院子中间的一棵松柏树前面,挥舞着剪刀咔嚓咔嚓地剪动起来。Fang Yanandhislittle friendsalllookedtarry.方炎和他的小伙伴们全都看得呆住了。
( Ps: The men, will havesuchseveraldaysevery month- today / at presentfivechapters of renewals!)
(ps:男人,每个月都会有那么几天-今天五章更新!)
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