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#633: I and you spelled


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( ( Chapter 633, I and you spelled! 第633章、我和你们拼了! I am starry eyed! 我是花痴! I am starry eyed! 我是花痴! The public area hears some people to introduce oneself, do you will think that this person was just ran from the Malan Mount mental institution? 公共场合听到有人这么自我介绍,你会不会觉得这个人是刚刚从马栏山精神病院里面跑出来的? The average people are not willing to acknowledge oneself are starry eyed, only if he is one of the China Seven Idiots starry eyed. 一般人都不愿意承认自己是花痴,除非他是华夏七痴之一的‘花痴’。 Clearly, this wear colorful long gown seems like on the body throws over «Flowers blooming Chart» show package of fellows possibly are really being of starry eyed Lin Fuyang China Seven Idiots. 很明显,这个穿着花花绿绿的长袍看起来就像是在身上披着一幅《百花争艳图》的骚包家伙可能真是华夏七痴之一的花痴林甫阳 Otherwise, which middle-aged big masters meet head high, chest out will foot intent repeatedly completely before the person called are oneself starry eyed? 不然的话,哪个中年大老爷们会昂首挺胸志足意满一遍又一遍的在人前吆喝自己是‘花痴’? Lan Shangu naturally also thinks this issue, his attitude was therefore turned into Awe China by the ridicule Seven Idiots becomes famous for a long time, is each domain eminent character, a slight move in one part that may affect the whole situation, no one knows that what personal connection their back has and influence. Moreover these person of elusive, mysteriously appearing and disappearing, is not easy with it generation. Good that easily do not provoke. 兰山谷自然也想到了这个问题,所以他的态度由嘲笑变成了敬畏-华夏七痴成名已久,是每个领域的翘楚人物,牵一发而动全身,谁也不知道他们的背后到底有着什么样的人脉和势力。而且这些人来无影去无踪,神出鬼没,不是易与之辈。还是轻易不要招惹的好。 What fights with the lunatic is the fool, who is willing to be this fool? 和疯子打架的是傻子,谁愿意去做这个傻子? Is the starry eyed Lin Fuyang senior?” Lan Shangu thought that the today / at present evening's Lan Family people are very unlucky. First is the Orchid Pavilion mountain exploding punches by oneself, is orchid Shounuo is taunted by oneself ruthlessly, now was one's turn itself to stand to accept the penalty? “是花痴林甫阳前辈?”兰山谷觉得今天晚上的兰家人都很倒霉。先是兰亭岳被自己给爆揍一顿,然后是兰守诺被自己给狠狠地挖苦一番,现在轮到自己站出来接受惩罚了吗? No matter happy crazy this martial idiot, is the honored guest in his Lanshan office. As behind this office master, he has the responsibility to have the duty to come these two Sir- no, Sir big # milk entertaining. 不管是乐痴还是这武痴,都是他蓝山会所的贵客。做为这会所背后的主人,他有责任有义务来把这两位大爷-不,一位大爷一位大#奶给招待好。 Regret at heart Lan Shangu, if we had known he did not make Fang Yan and Liu Shu slightly gathers in his Lanshan office. Eats own with own did not say, but also keeps visiting troublesome- 兰山谷的心里后悔啊,早知道他就不约方炎柳树在他的蓝山会所小聚了。吃自己的用自己的不说,还不停地有麻烦上门- Naturally, Schoolmate Lan Shangu is will not acknowledge absolutely oneself provoke causing difficulties for others vertical prestige immoral idea to exist on own initiative. 当然,兰山谷同学是绝对不会承认自己主动挑衅拿人立威这种不道德想法存在的。 Is oneself.” Sex-mad Uncle forest some are impatient. The look is staring at Lan Shangu bad, said: I said that- did you ask?” “就是本人。”花痴林大爷有些不耐烦了。眼神不善地盯着兰山谷,说道:“我说-你问完了没有?” Asked that asked.” Lan Shangu twisted the mouth sidewise big mouth to smile, revealed two rows of neat little white teeth. He reaches out on own initiative Lin Fuyang, said: Sex-mad senior your honorable self visits, Lanshan office you honor my humble home. I am boss Lan Shangu of Lanshan office, in the heart admire to the starry eyed senior for a long time- starry eyed senior, there me resulted in one package of good tea exactly, the younger generation can be honored ask you to go to my there to drink cup of tea?” “问完了问完了。”兰山谷咧开大嘴笑了起来,露出两排整齐的小白牙。他主动向林甫阳伸出手去,说道:“花痴前辈大驾光临,蓝山会所蓬荜生辉。我是蓝山会所的老板兰山谷,心中对花痴前辈仰慕已久-花痴前辈,我那儿恰好得了一包好茶,晚辈能不能荣幸地请你去我那里喝杯茶?” You do not have this being honored.” Lin Fuyang rejected the invitation of Lan Shangu unrestrained/no trace of politeness, even is disinclined to put out a hand with him to shake hand. Le idiot? I must see Le idiot.” “你没有这个荣幸。”林甫阳毫不客气地拒绝了兰山谷的邀请,甚至都懒得伸手和他握手。“乐痴呢?我要见乐痴。” Le idiot?” Lan Shangu looked at Fang Yan one of the standing secretly, meant, you looked, some people looked for your old sweetheart. This troublesome, but you provoke. What Le idiot? The starry eyed senior, I do not understand that you are saying anything.” “乐痴?”兰山谷偷偷瞄了站在旁边的方炎一眼,意思是说,你看,又有人来找你的老情人了。这麻烦可是你招惹来的。“什么乐痴?花痴前辈,我不明白你在说什么。” Of Le idiot China Seven Idiots, happy crazy Shui Liuyun of that infatuated music- I just heard the song that she played in the Qinghe valley of distant place obviously, is in this direction, you make Shui Liuyun come out to see me in a big hurry.” 华夏七痴之一的乐痴,那个痴迷音乐的乐痴水流云-我刚刚在远处的青河谷明明听到了她演奏的曲子,正是在这个方向,你快快让水流云出来见我。” A Lan Shangu face sincere smile, said: Sex-mad senior, the given name of my greeting on first meeting happy crazy senior, but has not actually seen-” 兰山谷一脸诚挚的微笑,说道:“花痴前辈,我久仰乐痴前辈的大名,但是却从来都没有见过-” These words are actually not false, the opportunity of because happy crazy to him not having met. 这句话倒是不假,因为乐痴根本就没有给他见面的机会。 Said these words time, the Lan Shangu also unusual hidden bitterness shot a look at Fang Yan one. 说这句话的时候,兰山谷还非常幽怨地瞥了方炎一眼。 Fang Yan is narrowing the eye smile, has not said anything. Before does not understand starry eyed intention, he is willing to be a watching the fun observer. 方炎眯着眼睛微笑,却并没有多说什么。在不明白花痴的意图之前,他更愿意做一个看热闹的旁观者。 I did not know that Mr. Le idiot, naturally does not have the means to come out her.”, Lan Shangu then said: Said again, even if I knew that Mr. Le idiot, she is still like the starry eyed senior, is the honored guest in my Lanshan office- how can I please come out to see the person her casually? If the starry eyed senior arrived at our office, some people want to see you, I am impossible easily you please comes out to see the person- starry eyed senior, you said that is this principle? Cultivates the behavior, must speak the conscience.” “我不认识乐痴先生,自然没办法把她请出来。”顿了顿,兰山谷接着说道:“再说,就算我认识乐痴先生,她也和花痴前辈一样,都是我蓝山会所的贵客-我怎么能随便把她请出来去见人呢?假如花痴前辈到了我们会所,有人想要见您,我也不可能轻易把您给请出来见人的-花痴前辈,你说是不是这个理?做人,要讲良心。” The starry eyed temperament seems like not quite good, be angry said: Does not make her come out to see the person, is to make her come out to see me-” 花痴的脾气看起来不太好,生气地说道:“不是让她出来见人,是让她出来见我-” Sex-mad senior, which you are also the person-” “花痴前辈,你也是人哪-” I and starry eyed am many years of good friend, sees me naturally not to have the issue.” Lifts the foot to rush sex-madly toward inside, Lan Shangu hurries to keep off in front intercepts him. Sex-mad senior, you do not impulse- you make me very awkward like this.” “我和花痴是多年好友,见我自然没有问题。”花痴抬脚就往里面闯去,兰山谷赶紧挡在前面把他拦截下来。“花痴前辈,你别冲动-你这样让我很为难。” Go away.” Sex-mad Lin Fuyang shouted sternly. “滚开。”花痴林甫阳厉声喝道。 The smile on Lan Shangu face disappears, complexion becomes gloomy, said: Sex-mad senior, you are- prepared to bully the younger generation?” 兰山谷脸上的笑容消失,脸色变得阴沉起来,说道:“花痴前辈,你这是-准备欺负晚辈了?” Sex-mad does not pay attention to Lan Shangu, rushed to the yards directly, is taking a fast look around all around theater box, shouts loudly: Shui Liuyun, you come out to me- I heard your whistle sound. The old friends come from far away, isn't willing unable to meet?” 花痴根本就不把兰山谷放在眼里,径直冲到了小院中间,扫视着四周的包厢,大声喊道:“水流云,你给我出来-我听到你的笛声了。故人远道而来,难道都不愿意见上一面吗?” No one replied, all theater box doors shut tightly. Does not see any sound. 没有人应答,所有的包厢都房门紧闭。不见有任何动静。 Shui Liuyun, you cannot hide-” starry eyed speech time, then smells in the air with the nose. 水流云,你躲不过去-”花痴说话的时候,便用鼻子在空气里面嗅来嗅去。 Then, he walked toward a theater box gate according to air inside flavor stride. 然后,他根据空气里面的味道大步朝着一间包厢门走了过去。 He stands in the theater box entrance, laughs wildly was saying: Shui Liuyun, makes curved open the door, otherwise I must handle some not too elegant matter. I smelled the flower fragrance, rose, lily, Chinese peony, clove, hyacinthus orientalis and chrysanthemum- this is your old custom. Shui Liuyun, opens the door quickly.” 他站在包厢门口,狂笑着说道:“水流云,让弯弯开门吧,不然的话我就要做一些不太风雅的事情了。我闻到了花香,玫瑰、百合、芍药、丁香、风信子、菊花-这是你的老习惯。水流云,快开门。” Creaking- 嘎吱- The wooden door was opened, the clothes young child stands in the entrance, the expression stares at starry eyed Lin Fuyang disgruntledly, the angry sound was saying: You are really repugnant, the master she went to sleep, what do you call outside? Does not know that this does not have the polite behavior very much?” 木门被人打开,青衫小童站在门口,表情不悦地盯着花痴林甫阳,怒声说道:“你这人真讨厌,师父她已经睡下了,你在外面吆喝什么?不知道这是很没有礼貌的行为吗?” I know that guesses right, Shui Liuyun really lives here-” laughs sex-madly, asking to touch the head of clothes young lad, by avoidance that the young child loathes very much in the past. “我就知道猜得没错,水流云果然住在这里-”花痴哈哈大笑,伸手要去摸青衫童子的脑袋,被小童很是厌恶的躲避过去。 Curved, some days have not seen, grew- you asked your master to get out of bed, said that was Uncle Lin comes. Is good?” “弯弯,有些日子没见,又长高了一些-你去请你师父起床,就说是林叔叔来了。好不好?” I have said that the master she went to sleep today / at present has seen the guest, no longer saw other guests.” “我说过,师父她老人家已经睡下了-今天已经见过客人,不再见其它的客人了。” „, Is who can make your master accept this invite to meet?” The starry eyed Lin Fuyang look is staring at standing on one side Lan Shangu with raw hate, said: That boy?” “哦,是什么人能够让你师父赏脸相见?”花痴林甫阳眼神凶狠地盯着站在一边的兰山谷,说道:“那个小子?” Sentimental fellow is a vinegar jar, regarded own big love rival Lan Shangu. 感情这家伙还是个醋坛子,把兰山谷当成了自己的大情敌。 Master sees anyone and you have not related.” The clothes young child said: You go back quickly. I must close.” “师父见什么人和你没有关系。”青衫小童说道:“你快回去吧。我要关门了。” The clothes young lad said, both hands must close the wooden door. 青衫童子说完,双手就要合上木门。 - 啪- Sex-mad Lin Fuyang both hands support on the shutter, does not make the clothes young lad close the gate. 花痴林甫阳双手撑在门板上面,不让青衫童子把门关上。 His whole face is shouting to inside room Le idiot angrily: Shui Liuyun, your woman also is very cruel-hearted. How to say again we are also many years of old friend, the friend meets by chance, the opportunity that you cannot meet does not give- can you seriously so the unfeeling?” 他满脸愤怒地对着里屋的乐痴喊道:“水流云,你这女人也忒是狠心。再怎么说我们也是多年老友,朋友相逢,你连见上一面的机会都不给-你当真要如此绝情吗?” You drop quickly.” The clothes young lad wants to close the wooden door desperately, but, how regardless of she does not have the means to achieve diligently. Her small age, how can also contend with height strength big Lin Fuyang? “你快放手。”青衫童子拼命地想要把木门合上,但是,无论她如何努力都没办法做到。她小小年纪,又怎么能够和身高力大的林甫阳相抗衡? Saw that the curved small face suppresses red, forehead above appears intermittently the close beads of sweat, Lan Shangu looks somewhat grievedly, makes noise saying: Sex-mad senior, since Mr. Le idiot went to sleep- , will you come tomorrow again visiting? After all, such a late at night disturbance woman rests is not a polite matter.” 看到弯弯的小脸憋得通红,额头上面隐现细密的汗珠,兰山谷看得有些心痛,出声说道:“花痴前辈,既然乐痴先生已经睡下-要不,您明天再过来拜访?毕竟,这么三更半夜的打扰一位女士休息也不是一桩有礼貌的事情。” Turns around to stare at Lan Shangu sex-madly, the look was saying disgruntledly: You- goes away to me.” 花痴转身盯着兰山谷,眼神不悦地说道:“你-给我滚开。” Lan Shangu twisted the mouth sidewise the mouth to smile, said: You looked, you also insulted my one time- I remembered.” 兰山谷咧开嘴巴笑了起来,说道:“你看,你又侮辱我一次-我都记下来了。” How do you remember and work as?” The Lin Fuyang whole face disdains, swept Lan Shangu one arrogantly, said: Also can hit my inadequate?” “你记下来又当如何?”林甫阳满脸不屑,非常高傲地扫了兰山谷一眼,说道:“还能打我一顿不成?” Ha-” Lan Shangu teasing laughs by the starry eyed Lin Fuyang words, said: You are the China Seven Idiots starry eyed senior, do I possibly hit your one? I have this heart, without this guts.” “哈哈哈-”兰山谷被花痴林甫阳的话给逗得大笑,说道:“你是华夏七痴的花痴前辈,我怎么可能打你一顿呢?我有这心,也没这胆量啊。” Lin Fuyang cold snort/hum, the branch target shouts toward Le idiot again: Shui Liuyun, you understand my temper, if you do not come out, my today / at present does not walk in the evening- when you come out, when we said goodbye. If you want in this room to live in last one year or so, I defend half of half a year in this out of the door.” 林甫阳冷哼一声,再次转移目标朝着乐痴喊道:“水流云,你明白我的性子,如果你不出来的话,我今天晚上就不走了-你什么时候出来,那我们就什么时候再见吧。你要是愿意这屋子里住上一年半载,我就在这门外守上一半半载。” Tittering- 噗嗤- Lan Shangu cannot endure patiently, laughs. 兰山谷忍耐不住,哈哈大笑起来。 Sex-mad Lin Fuyang is not glad very much, be angry shouted: „Does boy, what you smile?” 花痴林甫阳很不乐意,生气地喝道:“小子,你笑什么?” I smile words that the starry eyed senior spoke-” Lan Shangu smiles has not gasped for breath, said: Mr. Le idiot lives in this room one year or so, naturally has to eat to drink can live well. If the starry eyed senior also defends last one year or so in this entrance, feared that doesn't have the water does not have the food to become the dry corpse hungrily?” “我笑花痴前辈说的话-”兰山谷笑得喘不过气来,说道:“乐痴先生住在这屋子里一年半载,自然是有吃有喝可以活得好好的。要是花痴前辈也在这门口守上一年半载的,怕是没水没饭的要饿成干尸吧?” Your this bastard-” was been sex-madly angry by the Lan Shangu words, said: Goes away to me.” “你这混蛋-”花痴被兰山谷的话给气坏了,说道:“给我滚开。” You insulted me for the third time. I remembered.” Lan Shangu looks said sex-madly. “你第三次侮辱我。我记下来了。”兰山谷看着花痴说道。 What's the big deal?” Sex-mad not the opponent who Lan Shangu regards a rank, is shouting to theater box inside Le idiot again: Shui Liuyun, you, if did not speak, I-” “那又如何?”花痴根本就不把兰山谷当成一个级别的对手,再次对着包厢里面的乐痴喊道:“水流云,你要是再不说话,我就-” You how?” Lan Shangu asked in side. “你就如何?”兰山谷在旁边问道。 I-” starry eyed expression intertwines, hesitant half of the day, does not know oneself should handle anything to express oneself heart certainly. “我就-”花痴的表情纠结,犹豫了半天,也不知道自己应该做点什么事情来表达自己的绝心。 Commits hara-kiri? The starry eyed senior, does not may-” Lan Shangu consoles in side was saying. Even if you must to like committing suicide together in the name of love, please in my Lanshan office- I could not shoulder this responsibility.” “就剖腹自杀?花痴前辈,万万不可啊-”兰山谷在旁边劝慰着说道。“就算你要为爱殉情,也请不要在我这蓝山会所-我承担不了这责任啊。” I-” hears the Lan Shangu words, Lin Fuyang understands finally oneself should to make anything. “我就-”听到兰山谷的话,林甫阳终于明白自己应该要做些什么了。 he lifts the long gown that wears, took giant scissors to come out from the waist. 他掀开身上穿着的长袍,从腰间取了一个巨大的剪刀出来。 Lan Shangu and Liu Shu body rapid make way, they do not want by this shear puncturing such. 兰山谷柳树的身体迅速闪开,他们可不想被这大剪刀给刺上那么一下。 Fang Yan look slightly cold, has completed the posture of protection, so long as he dares to act rashly, Fang Yan can hit unable to recognize his mother him- 方炎眼神微凛,已经做好了防备的姿势,只要他敢轻举妄动,方炎就能够把他打得连他妈都认不出来- Lifts the scissors to glance right and left sex-madly, is retroceded unrestrainedly several steps by the people who his look stares. 花痴举着剪刀左顾右盼,被他眼神盯上的人都情不自禁的后退几步。 No one is willing to become the target that this lunatic attacks. 谁也不愿意成为这疯子攻击的目标。 Designated the goal finally sex-madly, he brandishes the scissors to rush over in the courtyards. 花痴终于选定了目标,他挥舞着剪刀朝着院子中间冲了过去。 The people are all hurried, escapes everywhere. These leg bones were broken to lie down in the young master buddy who the ground feigns death also crawl desperately to the arched entrance. 众人皆慌,四处逃跑。就连那些腿骨被打断躺在地上装死的公子哥们也拼命地向拱门爬去。 I and you spelled.” “我和你们拼了。” Rushed to in front of a pinus pentaphylla mourning cypress courtyards sex-madly, brandishes scissors snap snap to cut. 花痴冲到了院子中间的一棵松柏树前面,挥舞着剪刀咔嚓咔嚓地剪动起来。 Fang Yan and his little friends all looked tarry. 方炎和他的小伙伴们全都看得呆住了。 ( Ps: The men, will have such several days every month- today / at present five chapters of renewals!) (ps:男人,每个月都会有那么几天-今天五章更新!) ( L ~ 1' x * > +' + (l~1`x*>+``+ pagetopbar ( ) ; pagetopbar(); pagebotbar ( ) ; pagebotbar();
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