375 th, looks for being predestined friends person! 第375、寻找有缘人！ Fang Yan had thought amazing the world with a single brilliant feat, but he has not thought becomes famous by the bird. 方炎曾经想过一鸣惊人,但是他从来没想过以鸟成名。 He is not a very open person, he can the gods pledged to the Guan Yin Tathagata Buddha all over the sky, he now is a virgin. 他不是一个很开放的人,他可以向观世音菩萨如来佛祖以及满天神明发誓,他现在还是个处男。 But, why turned into this? 可是,为什么变成了这样？ He the body is only standing in the stage center 他光着身体站在舞台中央 Having the wind blows the buttocks to be slightly cool 有风吹来屁股微微凉 Should cover the pants crotch 应该捂着裤裆 Makes everyone appreciate well 还是让大家好好欣赏 This is an unforgettable night 这是一个难忘的夜晚 Because each pupil of audience is in full bloom the fireworks to blast out the same ray 因为每一个观众的瞳孔都盛开着烟花炸开一样的光芒 The modern poetry of this being called is not Fang Yan does, was the banquet ended later the willow tree named the modern poet inspiration that got food down to send to write greatly. 这首名叫的现代诗不是方炎做出来的,是宴会结束之后一个叫做柳下饭的现代诗人灵感大发写出来的。 This poem first round picks above in poem literary selections of newspaper, afterward was reprinted to publish by the innumerable family/home media, was quoted by Internet, irritable for a while. Many people saw after this poem, wants to return to original state then story scene, who more people want to search for that ‚he body is only standing in stage center’ ‚him’ are. 这首诗首发在一家报纸的诗文选摘上面,后来被无数家媒体转载刊发,又经网络媒体引用,火爆一时。很多人看到这首诗后想还原当时的故事情景,更多的人想搜寻那个‘他光着身体站在舞台中央’的‘他’是谁。 The willow tree gets food down, therefore poem again reputation big quake, becomes the representative of China Avant-garde poet. But Fang Yan this litigant 柳下饭因此诗再次名声大震,成为华夏先锋派诗人的代表人物。而方炎这个当事人 Young virgin Fang Yan was really is scared. 小处男方炎真是被吓坏了。 On him the hot perspiration turned into the cold sweat, dense sticking on body. 他身上的热汗都变成了冷汗,稠乎乎的粘在身体上面。 Because The Heart of Tai Chi crazy revolving, strength clothes peeling clean. Also because of this explosion, The Heart of Tai Chi of his body also finally returned to normal. 因为太极之心疯狂旋转,劲气将身上的衣服给剥了个一干二净。也因为这一次的爆炸,他身体的太极之心也终于恢复了平静。 Since he learns himself to take a bath, except for he himself, but also without others has seen him **. 自从他学会自己洗澡之后,除了他自己,还没有其它人看到过他的**。 Naturally, One Sword Peak fights Shiba Hyobu that time not to calculate. Fang Yan tenacious considering at that time was at night, the lines of sight of others could not certainly see any clear content 当然,一剑峰大战千叶兵部那次不算。方炎固执的认为那个时候是夜晚,其它人的视线一定看不到什么真切的内容 But, this difference. 可是,这一次不同。 The decorated lantern is bright, the crowd crowds around. 华灯明亮,人群簇拥。 Everyone's line of sight only has a focus, everyone's smile is such pondering. 所有人的视线只有一个焦点,所有人的笑容都是那么的玩味。 „Has this matter, everyone did not want” the mouth of Fang Yan to open, wanted to explain a point anything, words that however said actually that soft and weak. “发生这种事情,大家都不愿意”方炎的嘴巴张了张,想要解释一点什么,但是说出来的话却是那么的软弱无力。 Then, he is covering the pants crotch light buttocks kuāng kuāng kuāng runs toward the office outside. 然后,他捂着裤裆光着屁股哐哐哐的朝着会所外面跑过去。 Runs up to the elevator entrance time, thinks that the elevator of office needs to swipe the card can get down. 跑到电梯门口的时候,才想起来会所的电梯需要刷卡才能够下去。 Therefore he turns around to shout: „Ye Fengsheng Ye Fengsheng you follow quickly” 于是他转身喊道:“叶风声叶风声你快跟上” Ye Fengsheng Zhu Zidan they somewhat are silly, everyone had just played the Langya seven brave soldiers together, how to start the cosplay streaking crazy demon in an instant? 叶风声朱子丹他们还有些傻,刚刚大家才一起玩过狼牙山七壮士,怎么转眼间就开始cosplay裸奔狂魔了？ Even if you have the hobby in this aspect, can still and brothers says a hello ahead of time not be? Do you play attack you to make our preparation not coordinate with you suddenly? 就算你有这方面的爱好,也得提前和兄弟们打一声招呼不是？你玩突然袭击你让我们一点心理准备都没有怎么和你配合啊？ Twitching that the fat on Ye Fengsheng face non-stop, said to brothers several: „Which that is this develops? No matter how in any case I you think that this I will not follow he to take off/escape time together.” 叶风声脸上的肥肉不停的抽搐,对兄弟几个说道:“这又是演的哪一出？反正我不管你们怎么想这一次我是不会跟着他一起脱的。” „I don't takeoff/escape.” Zhu Zidan whole face serious shaking the head. “我也不脱。”朱子丹满脸严肃的摇头。 „Would rather die than to take off/escape.” Ruan Qian face earnest saying. „Escaped did not have the face to see the person.” “宁死也不脱。”阮千一脸认真的说道。“脱了就没脸见人了。” A black clothes man walked, looks at Fang Yan saying: „ Mister, we can all spare clothes, if you need „ 一个黑衣男人走了过来,看着方炎说道:“先生,我们会所有备用的衣服如果你需要的话“ „Need.” Fang Yan interrupts his words, said: „Leads me to change the clothes quickly.” “需要。”方炎打断他的话,说道:“快带我去换衣服。” „Please come with me.” The black clothes man said. “请跟我来。”黑衣男人说道。 Fang Yan has not followed he to walk, but was slightly runs was rushing to his front. 方炎没有跟着他走,而是小跑着跑到了他的前面。 Running several steps thought that this is not quite safe, covered the pants crotch to fall back on behind the buttocks of black clothes man. 跑了几步觉得这样不太安全,又捂着裤裆退到了黑衣男人的屁股后面。 „You walk a bit faster.” Fang Yan said. „I very rush to time.” “你走快点。”方炎说道。“我挺赶时间。” The black clothes man has to quicken pace, on the face appears the evil happy expression that Fang Yan cannot see. 黑衣男人不得不加快了步伐,脸上浮现方炎看不到的邪恶笑意。 Fang Yan left, banquet actually explodes. 方炎离开了,宴会现场却爆炸开来。 „God, that boy that fellow named Fang Yan, he streaking was coming a moment ago?” “天啊,那个小子那个叫方炎的家伙,他刚才裸奔来着？” „Is this to celebrate? Did celebration oneself defeat Jiang Junling? Really a villains holding sway countenance? Does he possibly make such disgraceful matter? Such person is really not a qualified gentleman” “这是为了庆祝吗？庆祝自己战胜了将军令？真是一幅小人得志的嘴脸啊？他怎么可能做出这么丢人现眼的事情？这样的人真不是一个合格的绅士” „God, I forgot unexpectedly photographed you to pat? The stature of this boy is learned very much” “天啊,我竟然忘记了拍照你们拍了吗？这小子的身材很有料嘛” Jiang Junxing turns around to look at Li Guoqiang, asked: „What this makes?” 将军行转身看着李国强,问道:“这又是做什么？” The Li Guoqiang expression is dignified, the sinking sound said: „This boy was too sly, handles affairs does not press the common sense to play a card, in the surface seemingly acts like a madman, each matter that each few words that but spoke do will conceal profound meaning Jiang Junling not to eat to owe otherwise in his hands greatly. His in the presence of everyone streaking, the sacrifice was so unexpectedly big, its intention was certainly big wants to make anything, I have not looked temporarily clearly.” 李国强表情凝重,沉声说道:“这小子太狡猾了,行事不按常理出牌,表面上看上去疯疯癫癫的,但是所说的每一句话所做的每一件事都暗藏深意不然的话将军令也不会在他手里吃上大亏。他竟然当众裸奔,牺牲这么大,其意图一定不小到底想要做什么,我暂时还看不明白。” Jiang Junxing sighed, said: „This is really one regards a paralyzed mud same fellow oneself. Runs into such opponent, truly is not a lucky matter. No wonder my younger brother will let slip repeatedly this time, should my younger brother fall very seriously? Really should go back to comfort him well.” 将军行叹息,说道:“这真是一个把自己当成一瘫烂泥一样的家伙啊。遇到这样的对手,确实不是一件幸运的事情。难怪我的那个弟弟会屡次失手这一次,我那个弟弟应该摔得很严重吧？真应该回去好好安慰安慰他。” Li Guoqiang smiles, said: „At this time, he most did not need comforts” 李国强笑,说道:“这个时候,他最不需要的就是安慰” „Therefore I have not followed.” The Jiang Junxing chuckle was saying. „Fang Yan that boy has is reasonable, before I who very much words saying was actually pretend not to care to a lot, now I am do not care to these things seriously really do not care.” “所以我没有跟着回去。”将军行轻笑着说道。“方炎那小子有句话倒是说的很有道理,以前我是对很多事情假装不在意,现在我是当真对那些事情不在意真不在意。” „That is because you want to understand.” Li Guoqiang said. “那是因为你想明白了。”李国强说道。 „Yes. To understand.” Jiang Junxing sigh. „This boy took a class to us.” “是啊。想明白了。”将军行叹息。“这小子给我们上了一课。” On the large screen in room, is broadcasting Fang Yan to cover the pants crotch the picture that walks in the office rapidly. 房间里的大屏幕上面,正播放着方炎捂着裤裆在会所里急速行走的画面。 The red clothes girl giggle smiles tenderly, said: „The Teacher Fang stature is good.” 红衣女孩儿咯咯娇笑,说道:“方老师的身材还不错嘛。” „His also seems very happy.” Stands said after behind handsome man. “他的心情看起来也很不错。”站在身后的英俊男人说道。 This is not a room, but is a fresh refined greenhouse. 这不是房间,而是一个清新雅致的花房。 Greenhouse four sides is the clear glass makes, outside can see the snow-covered dismal world. 花房的四面都是透明玻璃制成,可以看到外面冰雪覆盖的阴暗世界。 Outside wind heavy snow is big, here is actually as warm as in spring. 外面风大雪大,这里却温暖如春。 Various the red yellow flowers bloom brightly, the butterfly dances lightly in the flowering shrubs. 红的黄的各种花儿灿烂绽放,还有蝴蝶在花丛间翩翩起舞。 In the flowering shrubs, sits a white clothing woman who cannot see clearly the age. 在花丛中间,坐着一个看不清年纪的白衣女人。 Her facial features are not shocking, but each saw that her person will think she is very attractive. 她的五官不惊艳,但是每一个看到她的人都会觉得她很好看。 Thought that her eye is attractive, thought her eyebrow is attractive, thought her mouth is attractive, thought she spoke the movement of time to be attractive, thought she rested one's chin in one's hands thought deeply attractively, thought that her every word and deed every action and every movement were attractive. 觉得她的眼睛好看,觉得她的眉毛好看,觉得她的嘴巴好看,觉得她说话时候的动作好看,觉得她托腮深思的时候好看,觉得她一言一行一举一动都好看。 Some women by the face win, the makings seconds of some women kill all. 有些女人靠脸取胜,有些女人的气质就秒杀一切。 For Le idiot, is the sound is crazy. This is of Le idiot China Seven Idiots. 为乐痴,为音狂。这就是华夏七痴之一的乐痴。 Although her desolate sound made outside little children cry wet the front piece, but, she did not have to see right in front of one person from beginning to end. 虽然她的一曲萧声让外面的小儿女哭湿了衣襟,但是,由始至终她都没有出面见人。 „Master, are you unhappy?” White clothing young lad asked. “师父,你不开心？”身边的白衣童子问道。 „Had some strange matter a moment ago.” Le idiot said. “刚才发生了一些奇怪的事情。”乐痴说道。 „What strange matter?” “什么奇怪的事情？” „Some people and my song.” Le idiot said. “有人和了我的曲子。”乐痴说道。 The young lads smile, said: „Master, how can some people with your song? The song that you blow is the recent work, even the name has not taken” 童子笑,说道:“师父,怎么有人能够和你的曲子呢？你吹的这首曲子是新作,连名字都没有取” „I feel to his existence.” Le idiot said. „That is resonance in a music.” “我感觉的到他的存在。”乐痴说道。“那是一种音乐上的共鸣。” „Really has such matter.” The young lads said. „My feeling does not have. Master, what to do can we?” “竟然有这样的事情。”童子说道。“我一点感觉都没有。师父,我们要怎么办呢？” Le Chixiang thinks, said: „You go to invite him. I must chat with him.” 乐痴想了又想,说道:“你去把他请过来。我要和他聊聊。” „Please come? But, Master, I do not know that who he is?” “请过来？可是,师父,我不知道他是谁啊？” Le idiot knits the brows slightly, said in a soft voice: „He certainly is a person who likes the music.” 乐痴微微皱眉,轻声说道:“他一定是一个喜欢音乐的人。” „Master, many people like your music.” “师父,很多人都喜欢你的音乐。” „He certainly is a very refined person.” “他一定是一个很雅致的人。” „Master, I understand. Other what? You know that I am very stupid, outside several hundred guests, I feared that I do not have the means to look him” “师父,我明白。还有别的什么吗？你知道的,我很笨,外面数百名宾客,我怕我没办法把他找出来” This issue makes Le idiot also very awkward, said: The story that „he should on some ages, some young people not have you went out saying that I must look for a being predestined friends person, everyone will react. You are definite that being predestined friends person who according to everyone's response who is I must find.” 这个问题让乐痴也很为难,说道:“他应该上了些年纪,有一些年轻人所没有的阅历你出去就说我要寻找一位有缘人,想必大家会做出一些反应。你根据大家的反应再确定谁是我要找的那一位有缘人吧。” „Master, I understood.” The young lads said. “师父,我明白了。”童子说道。 The white clothing young lad leaves the greenhouse, arrives at the banquet hall directly. 白衣童子离开花房,径直走到宴会大厅。 The charity auction will soon start, the guests on the scene gather has not left. 慈善拍卖会即将开始,在场宾客都聚集在一起没有离开。 The white clothing young lad limpid pupil of takes a fast look around the audience, no means determined that who is the person of resonance the master said. Must make noise saying: „Fellow women, gentlemen” 白衣童子清澈的眸子扫视全场,没办法确定谁是师父说的共鸣之人。只得出声说道:“各位女士,先生们” No one pays attention to him. 没有人理会他。 Who will care about a child to shout what? They lively discussion Fang Yan streaking event. 谁会在意一个小孩子在喊些什么？他们都在热烈的讨论方炎的裸奔事件。 „I am Le idiot apprentice Le child.” Some white clothing young lad vitality/angry, enhance the volume to shout. “我是乐痴的徒弟乐童。”白衣童子有些生气,提高音量喊道。 Whiz 嗖 The name of person, the shadow of tree. Happy crazy name, everyone stopped the conversation. 人的名,树的影。乐痴之名一出,所有人都停止了交谈。 Their eyes pleasantly surprised looks at the white clothing young lad, thought, what Le idiot the apprentice he does come out to make? 他们眼睛惊喜的看着白衣童子,心想,乐痴的徒弟他出来做什么？ Wang Xiaoya as the host of party, arrives at side the happy child quickly, asked: „little friend, are you water everyone's disciple?” 王小鸭做为晚会的主持人,快步走到乐童身边,问道:“小朋友,你是水大家的弟子？” „I am not a little friend.” Le child discontented saying. „I am Le idiot the apprentice.” “我不是小朋友。”乐童不满的说道。“我是乐痴的徒弟。” „Good, you are not a little friend.” Wang Xiaoya said with a smile. „You told me, what matter did you have?” “好,你不是小朋友。”王小鸭笑着说道。“那你告诉我,你有什么事情吗？” „Master makes me come out to find being predestined friends person.” Le child said. “师父让我出来找有缘人。”乐童说道。 „Being predestined friends person?” The pupil of people shone. “有缘人？”众人的瞳孔亮了起来。 Aren't several hundred guests on the scene, who willing to become being predestined friends person of Mr. Le idiot? 在场数百宾客,谁不愿意成为乐痴先生的有缘人啊？ If can unable to meet with Mr. Le idiot, that is can matter that raises Yanjing with Fang Yan streaking same eye-catching. 如果能够和乐痴先生见上一面,那可是可以名扬燕京的事情和方炎裸奔一样的拉风。 Naturally, in the reputation certainly want is too more than former of pleasant to hear. 当然,名声上肯定要比前者要好听太多。 „Which being predestined friends person?” Wang Xiaoya asked with a smile. Thought, if oneself can be that being predestined friends person, pouring is also one can take by the wonderful matter of person legend. “哪一位有缘人？”王小鸭笑着问道。心想,要是自己能够是那位有缘人,倒也是一桩能够拿出来被人传说的妙事。 „Does not know.” Le child honest saying. „Master said, he and master do have the resonance to be in the music a refined dignified mister?” “不知道。”乐童坦白的说道。“师父说,他和师父在音乐上有共鸣应该是一个斯文体面的先生吧？” On the music has the resonance? Refined dignified mister? 音乐上面有共鸣？斯文体面的先生？ Many people diverted on the attention the face of Jiang Junxing, because, after happy crazy desolate sound ended, Jiang Junxing recited the word that did for the occasion extremely to do. 不少人将视线转移到了将军行的脸上,因为,在乐痴的萧声结束后,将军行朗诵了一首极其应景的词作。 Is Jiang Junxing being predestined friends person who happy must see crazily? 将军行是乐痴要见的有缘人？