The Third Brother was the character on scene, the character on scene naturally must speak some polite speeches at crucial moments. 三哥是场面上的人物,场面上的人物自然要在关键时刻说一些场面话。 He held holding the fist in the other hand, is bowing in salute to villagers on the scene, said with a smile: „Fellow countrymen, fellow friend elders- what among this has to misunderstand? We arrive at this Swallow Dock and without any malicious intent, wants to find a person, a friend-, if has disturbed, but also asked everyone to take on much. I give apology, sincere apology. today / at present puts the brothers to pass, coming day generous gift to offer surely.” 他抱了抱拳,对着在场的诸位村民作了个揖,笑着说道:“各位乡亲,各位朋友长辈-这中间是不是存在什么误会？我们来到这燕子坞并没有恶意,就是想来找一个人,一个朋友-如果有所打扰,还请各位多多担待。我给各位道歉,诚挚的道歉。今天放兄弟们过去,来日必定厚礼奉上。” The Third Brother is very sad, is very sad, these years smooth, let him to from already the request is getting higher and higher. He does not permit the failure, does not permit failure that loses face- he wants 100% victories, he must become one 100% to just like the King war-god common Third Brother. 三哥心里很难过,很悲伤,这么些年的顺风顺水,让他对自已的要求越来越高。他不允许失败,更不允许这么丢脸的失败-他要自己百分之百的胜利,他要成为一个百分之百犹如王者战神一般的三哥。 But, who can help explain, these does calculate damn what's the matter? 可是,谁能帮忙解释一下,这一场到底算他妈的怎么回事啊？ No one responded. Swallow Dock villagers expression strange sees the Third Brother, seems like looking at an idiot. 没有人回应。燕子坞的村民们表情怪异的看着三哥,就像是在看一个白痴。 „That- my today / at present words throwing here, wasn't this about to celebrate new year? Every household delivers ham, one basket of child vermicellis-” Third Brother decision large sum of money buy. Although these country dwellers can hit intrepidly, however has not seen the world. Giving their ham one basket of child vermicellis feared that is grinning with ear to ear that makes them smile? “那个-我今天把话给撂在这儿了,这不快过年了吗？每家每户都送一条猪腿,一筐子挂面-”三哥决定重金收买。这些农村人虽然强悍能打,但是没见过什么世面。给他们一条猪腿一筐子挂面怕是让他们笑的合不拢嘴吧？ Grinning with ear to ear that the Swallow Dock villagers truly smile, but also chirp is cut by broken glass the discussion in threes and fours, they are directing to the Third Brother. 燕子坞的村民们确实笑的合不拢嘴,还唧唧碴碴三五成群的讨论起来,对着三哥他们指指点点。 Even if the Third Brother and yellow Yida the Guo angry three people listen unclear that they are saying anything, but still many can guess some from their expression movements: Look, these three fools! 即使三哥和黄意达郭怒三人听不清楚他们在说些什么,但是从他们的表情动作中也多少可以猜测到一些:看,这三傻逼！ yellow Yida wants to cut the gordian knot the matter solving, he thought that is the dragging is more disadvantageous to them, that Fang Yan deceives here not to appear them, who knows that what he will suppress to be bad? 黄意达想快刀斩乱麻把事情给解决了,他觉得越是拖延越是对他们不利,那个方炎把他们骗到这里还没有出现,谁知道他会憋出什么坏来？ yellow Yida said to the Third Brother low voice: „Third Brother, must use large sum of money- the hearts of these defiant people are wild. Relax, this sum of money I come.” 黄意达小声对三哥说道:“三哥,得用重金-这些刁民的心都野着呢。放心,这笔钱我来出。” Was criticized one by yellow Yida, Third Brother's face is not quite attractive, shouts to the villagers loudly: „Countrymen are loyal, I cannot too mean-spirited- each pig, each villagers 100 dollars. Each and every family has, how does big fellow feel? Right now should satisfy? The fellow villagers, cannot be too greedy. Really incorrect words- we may probably report to the police. When the police came, you may anything not have. Falling isn't?” 被黄意达这么批评了一句,三哥的面子不太好看,大声对村民们喊道:“乡亲们讲义气,我也不能太小气-每家一头猪,每个村民一百块钱。家家户户都有,大家伙觉得怎么样？这下子应该满意了吧？老乡们,不能太贪心啊。实在不行的话-那我们可就要报警了。等到警察来了,你们可就什么都没有了。落不着不是？” „Hooligan reported to the police to ask the police to protect, this matter old man first time heard.” Saying that an old man laughs. “流氓报警请警察来保护,这种事情老汉还是头一遭听说。”一个老头子笑哈哈的说道。 „Yes. Also was concerned about face?” “就是。还要不要脸了？” „These have the black food- is also very characterless. Back then father's grandfather put on the steel to nail to staple the person who the clip was without turning a hair also finds to torture to want the smoke to pull out-”- “这些吃黑饭的-也忒没骨气。想当年老子的爷爷穿钢钉上夹面不改色还找上刑的人要烟抽-”- The Third Brother they were scolded by one group of child rubes is non-specialized, this that the hooligan does makes their blushing ear not have the face scarlet very much, wants to rush to the crowd forcefully, but sees their hand the shovel of shovel rolling pin stir-fried dish also has the broadsword lance and so on sharp weapon, then can only cancel this thought. 三哥他们被一帮子泥腿子骂流氓做的不专业,这让他们脸红耳赤很没面子,想要强行闯过人群,但是看到他们手里的铁锹擀面杖炒菜的铲子还有大刀长矛之类的锋利兵器,便只能打消了这种念头。 „We are really find the person.” yellow Yida tries hard squeezes out on the face wipes the happy expression, said: „I am the student in Yanjing Conservatory, we come Swallow Dock are look for our friends-” “我们真是来找人。”黄意达努力的在脸上挤出一抹笑意,说道:“我是燕京音乐学院的学生,我们来燕子坞是来找我们的朋友-” „Who is your friend?” Some people asked. “你朋友是谁？”有人问道。 „Fang Yan.” yellow Yida said. “方炎。”黄意达说道。 „Originally is the friend of Fang family boy-” “原来是方家小子的朋友-” „Do not listen their, comes to see the friend also to lead so many people? This also brings the blade also to bring the spear/gun, can be sees the friend?” “别听他们的,来看朋友还带那么多人？这又带刀又带枪的,能是来看望朋友？” „No matter you look for anyone, cannot bring the weapon to enter the village, this is custom-”- “不管你们来找谁,都不能带武器进村,这是规矩-”- In Fang Yan carried one bowl of pig's feet food to walk, standing with a laugh in crowds, said: „I do not know them. They are the belt/bring blade are the belt/bring spears/guns, doesn't want to come to our village to rob?” 方炎手里端着一碗猪脚饭走了过来,笑呵呵的站在人群中间,说道:“我可不认识他们。他们又是带刀又是带枪的,不会是想来咱们村子里抢劫吧？” „Fang Yan-” Guo angry look vicious is staring at Fang Yan. “方炎-”郭怒眼神凶狠的盯着方炎。 „Is he. He is Fang Yan.” yellow Yida said to the Third Brother low voice. “就是他。他就是方炎。”黄意达小声对三哥说道。 „Brothers, you feel relieved. This boy registers Elder Brother here. Later sees him to hit his one time one time.” The Third Brother said low voice, he also worries about the shame that today / at present received on Fang Yan. “兄弟,你放心吧。这小子在哥哥这里挂上号了。以后见他一次打他一次。”三哥小声说道,他也把今天受到的耻辱记挂在方炎身上了。 „Thanks the Third Brother.” yellow Yida said low voice. „Now what to do?” “谢谢三哥。”黄意达小声说道。“现在怎么办？” „Acknowledges that the punishment is deserved.” The Third Brother said. “认栽。”三哥说道。 The Third Brother arrives in front of Fang Yan, reaches out on own initiative Fang Yan, said: „Fang Yan- brothers? I am the third child, the friend in circle lift like calling me one ‚Third Brother’. Heard that you and my two little brothers had some misunderstanding, therefore I come to know the situation. Has not thought that was misunderstood by the fellow villagers, you looked this matter gives noisily- ha.” 三哥走到方炎面前,主动向方炎伸出手来,说道:“方炎-兄弟是吧？我是老三,圈子里的朋友抬爱叫我一声‘三哥’。听说你和我的两位小兄弟发生了一些误会,所以我就过来了解一下情况。没想到被老乡们误会,你看这事给闹的-哈哈哈。” Fang Yan not with the meaning that the Third Brother shakes hand, he cooked the fragrant rotten tasty pig's feet toward the mouth stopper happy is chewing, said: „I and your two little brothers had some misunderstanding, one of your that two little brothers- I guess that is yellow Yida is very wronged, therefore calls to seek the help you. You want to flatter yellow Yida or his family's some position then lead more than ten little brothers to help him avenge a grievance, the result has not thought of this Swallow Dock hit resembles one flock of dogs-, therefore the present walks to think and I shake hand the summation, later has the opportunity gentleman to revenge for ten years is not late again?” 方炎没有和三哥握手的意思,他往嘴里塞了一块炖得香烂爽口的猪脚幸福的嘴嚼着,说道:“我和你的两个小兄弟发生了一些误会,你的那两个小兄弟之一-我猜是黄意达心里觉得很委屈于是给你打电话寻求帮助。你想讨好黄意达或者他家里的某位然后带着十几个小弟过来帮他报仇雪恨,结果没想到进了这燕子坞被人打的像一群狗-所以现在走过来想着和我握手求和,以后有机会再君子报仇十年不晚？” Third Brother's complexion is gloomy, said: „Brother side, this Swallow Dock is good to enter the non- advantage, I had asked for advice a moment ago. However, this Swallow Dock is only Swallow Dock, Brother side must have that day of after all going to the Yanjing city- at that time, you did not fear that what has not happy matter?” 三哥的脸色阴沉起来,说道:“方兄弟,这燕子坞好进不好处,我刚才已经领教过了。但是,这燕子坞毕竟只是燕子坞,方兄弟总要有去燕京城的那一天-那个时候,你就不怕发生一点什么不愉快的事情？” Fang Yan stares the big eye to see the Third Brother, asked: „Don't you want to hit my?” 方炎瞪大眼睛看着三哥,问道:“你们不会是想打我一顿？” „For example drives happened a traffic accident eats meal is intoxicated food, again or- you walked in good condition on the road in the back of the body position holding blade- this world was too dangerous, anything might happen.” Third Brother voice tranquil saying, the threat means obviously. “譬如说开车的时候发生一场车祸吃饭的时候被人食物里面下毒,再或者-你好端端的走在路上却被人在后心位置给捅了刀-这个世界太危险了,什么事情都有可能发生。”三哥声音平静的说道,威胁意味明显。 „Do you know the difference of ideal and reality?” Fang Yan diligently does not look in the Third Brother mouth that two very beautiful dazzling big gold tooth, such will affect his appetite. Just thought that obviously very delicious pig's feet food, after seeing Third Brother's that face and that mouth tooth became has not incited not to have the taste to get up. Fears the waste grain, he did not have the appetite to eat. “你知道理想和现实的区别吗？”方炎努力的不去看三哥嘴巴里面那两颗很是妖艳耀眼的大金牙,那样会影响他的食欲。刚刚明明觉得很好吃的猪脚饭,在看到三哥的那张脸和那嘴牙之后就变得没滋没味起来。要不是怕浪费粮食,他都没胃口吃下去了。 „What do you mean?” The Third Brother looks at Fang Yan to ask. “什么意思？”三哥看着方炎问道。 Fang Yan said: „Your ideal is when I go to the Yanjing city gives me comes an artificial traffic accident or eats meal is intoxicated to walk to be held blade- reality is actually-” 方炎说道:“你的理想是在我去燕京城的时候给我来一场人为的车祸或者吃饭的时候被人下毒走路的时候被人捅刀-现实却是-” Fang Yan toward the face of Third Brother's screwed on the big large bowl in hand fiercely, whatever that thoroughly cooked pig's feet and fatty rice irrigation on his face. 方炎猛地把手里的大海碗朝着三哥的脸上扣了过去,任由那烂熟的猪脚和肥腻的米饭浇灌在他的脸上。 „It is ideally plentiful, the reality is I asks you to have the pig's feet food.” “理想很丰满,现实是我请你吃猪脚饭。” The people laugh, the Swallow Dock person's processing mode to Fang Yan is very satisfied. These for a lot of years, they always do not accept the threat. This is the things in their bone, is their inherent makings. 众人哈哈大笑,燕子坞的人对方炎的处理方式很满意。这千百年来,他们从来都不接受威胁。这是他们骨子里的东西,是他们与生俱来的气质。 yellow Yida and Guo angry whole face shocking looks at Fang Yan, this fellow does not know how seriously the dead characters write? 黄意达和郭怒满脸震惊的看着方炎,这家伙当真不知道死字是怎么写的吗？ He knows that what person the Third Brother is? Does he know that- he does that will encounter the Third Brother not dead the continuous retaliation. 他知道三哥是什么样的人吗？他知不知道-他这么做,将会遭遇三哥不死不休的报复。 Regardless of him where, the Third Brother will find the person to bring the fatal trouble to him. 无论他在哪里,三哥都会找人给他带来致命的麻烦。 Is thinking at heart, there are let chuckling that the person was hard to resist. 心里这么想着,又有了让人难以抗拒的窃喜。 Words that if the Third Brother was forced to act because of yellow Yida the invitation before, then later- he may hate existence of Fang Yan this person compared with yellow Yida. 如果说之前三哥是因为黄意达的邀请而被迫出手的话,那么以后-他可能会比黄意达更痛恨方炎这个人的存在。 First is the rice bowl falls, is that bunch of viscous rice falls from Third Brother's face. Several pig's feets fall off, two gross divinations fall. However has pig's feet together to be tenacious, its attracting firmly on Third Brother's face, is not willing to fall with its little friends together on the ground. 先是饭碗掉落,然后是那一团团粘稠的米饭从三哥的脸上滑落。几块猪脚脱落,两块箩卜掉落。但是有一块猪脚过于顽强,它牢牢的吸在三哥的脸上,就是不愿意和它的小伙伴们一起掉在地上。 The Third Brother puts out a hand to touch the leather clothing pocket, fishes out a handkerchief from the pocket. 三哥伸手摸进皮衣口袋,从口袋里摸出一条手帕。 He uses that handkerchief to wipe off that pig's feet, the grain of cooked rice and juice cleaning on oneself face will be clean. 他用那条手帕将那块猪脚擦掉,将自己脸上的饭粒和汁水擦拭干净。 When he completes all these, threw that handkerchief in hand on the ground, stepped on, about rubbed, entered in handkerchief deep stepping on that the leather boots on foot made an effort the soil, wants to make it not appear generally. 当他做完这一切,把手里的那块手帕丢在地上,脚上的皮靴用力的踩了上去,左右揉搓,将手帕深深的踩进泥土里,想让它从来都没有出现过一般。 The Third Brother looks at Fang Yan, said: „Cannot kill people the bowl big scar. Matter that you handled a moment ago- that may many that the murder is more serious.” 三哥看着方炎,说道:“杀人不过碗大的疤。你刚才做的事情-那可比杀人严重的多了。” Bang! 啪！ A Fang Yan palm of the hand pulls out on Third Brother's face. 方炎一巴掌抽在三哥的脸上。 Bang! 啪！ Fang Yan another palm of the hand pulls out on Third Brother's face. 方炎又一巴掌抽在三哥的脸上。 Bang! 砰！ The Fang Yan handle Third Brother's body kicks. 方炎一脚把三哥的身体踢飞。 From the sky Third Brother's body also flies, a Fang Yan tip of the toe point, the person then soared to leap on Third Brother's body to stand. 三哥的身体还在空中飞的时候,方炎的脚尖一点,人便腾空而起跃到了三哥的身体上面站着。 Fang Yan the movement is very optional, the posture is very charming. 方炎的这个动作很随意,姿势很帅气。 Countrymen who even the surroundings surround not to him little applause. 甚至周围围观的乡亲都没有给他一点点掌声。 yellow Yida and Guo angry actually stare the big eye, ‚snap’, felt at heart had anything to break to pieces. 黄意达和郭怒却瞪大眼睛,心里‘咔嚓’一声,感觉有什么东西碎掉了。 I depend, is this fellow the martial arts master? 我靠,这家伙是武林高手？ How do they also revenge? 他们还怎么报仇啊？ - 哐- Body numerous pounding of Third Brother in the ground, the chaotic snow flutter about. 三哥的身体重重的砸在地面上,乱雪纷飞。 Fang Yan also follows to fall to the ground, still stepped in Third Brother's belly. 方炎也跟着落地,仍然踩在三哥的肚子上。 The Third Brother stuffy snort/hum, the mouth vomits the large share bright red bloody water. 三哥闷哼一声,嘴里呕出大股鲜红的血水。 Fang Yan sees the Third Brother exhaltedly, said: „As a hooligan, you bullies other average person or fishes for some gray incomes- in situation that I cannot see, no one will deliberately look for your troubles. I am not a person who likes minding others' business.” 方炎居高临下的看着三哥,说道:“做为一名流氓,你们欺负欺负别的普通人或者捞取一些灰色收益-在我看不到的情况下,也没有人会刻意去找你们的麻烦。我也不是一个喜欢多管闲事的人。” „But, you rushed in Swallow Dock also to dare so rampant extremely arrogant lawless, that we rid the people of an evil no wonder. Swallow Dock does not accept the threat, Swallow Dock does not fear the challenge. Swallow Dock-” “但是,你们闯进了燕子坞还敢如此嚣张狂妄无法无天,那就怪不得我们为民除害了。燕子坞不接受威胁,燕子坞不惧怕挑战。燕子坞-” Fang Yan steps in Third Brother's arm. 方炎一脚踩在三哥的手臂上。 snap- 咔嚓- Third Brother's arm was stepped on one by him. 三哥的手臂被他踩断一只。 Fang Yan another kicks on Third Brother's left leg. 方炎又一脚踢在三哥的左腿上。 snap- 咔嚓- Third Brother's left leg leg bone resounded the clear bone fracture sound. 三哥的左腿腿骨响起了清脆的骨折声。 Fang Yan looks that the ground pain shouted the miserable howling Third Brother, said: „Breaks your foot, is you first arrives at the Swallow Dock gift on first meeting. Hopes you can not like.” 方炎看着地上痛呼惨嚎的三哥,说道:“断你一手一脚,算是你初次来到燕子坞的见面礼。希望你能够不喜欢。” „-” “-” ( PS: You did not vote I to report to the police!!!!!) (PS:你们再不投票我就报警了！！！！！)