The Lu Wan that gentle women have wish to choke to death to bury the impulsion in snow Fang Yan, this son- is lives seriously? Son who own such personality, how has such character? 陆婉那么温婉的女人都有种想要把方炎掐死埋在雪里的冲动,这个儿子-当真是自己生出来的么？自己这样的性格,怎么就生出这样性格的儿子？ If there is not understood the Fang Yan clever trick until now, then Lu Wan also grew in vain in the scholar aristocratic family. Studies many people naturally the average person are more intelligent, saw that the son appeared in that flash of entrance she then understands what wicked scheme the son is hitting. 如果直到现在还不明白方炎的诡计,那么陆婉也白白生长在书香世家了。读书多的人自然要比普通人要聪明一些,看到儿子出现在门口的那一瞬间她便明白了儿子到底在打着什么样的鬼主意。 This bastard boy was worried after oneself come back, arrived family's collective bombards, therefore called to say ahead of time oneself did not go home to celebrate Spring Festival, received such call naturally is very moved. When oneself being able to repress stands to speak for him, and in first and is most indignant Fang Yihang of his escaping behavior the wartime, he appears in entrance suddenly- isn't this aggravates the situation? 这个混蛋小子担心自己回来之后受到家里的集体炮轰所以提前打个电话说自己不回家过春节了,接到这样的电话自然是十分让人伤感的。等到自己按捺不住站出来替他说话并且先和最气愤他逃跑行为的方意行发生内战时,他突然间出现在门口-这不是火上浇油吗？ Lu Wan thought that is unfair to the husband very much, had such a son to be pitiful to him enough, but also was taunted stream of abuse that scolded by oneself- 陆婉觉得很对不起丈夫,给他生了一个这样的儿子已经够可怜了,还被自己冷嘲热讽骂的狗血淋头- „You had come back, is right?” Lu Wan looks at Fang Yan to ask. “你早就回来了,对不对？”陆婉看着方炎问道。 „Not morning.” Fang Yan said. „Just was proficient.” “也不早。”方炎说道。“才刚刚到家。” „I meant that you decided very much long time ago returns to Yanjing to celebrate the Spring Festival, moreover was ahead of time, but did not have to make a connection with telephone message to me ahead of time- telephone came actually, actually deceived me saying that you did not go home to celebrate the new year, making me uncomfortable period of time-” “我是说你很早就决定回燕京来过春节,而且也提前回来了,但是却没有提前给我打通电话通知-电话倒是来了,却骗我说你不回家过年了,让我心里难受了好一阵子-” „Mother, my must give you a pleasant surprise.” Fang Yan embarrassed saying. “妈,我这也是要给你一个惊喜。”方炎不好意思的说道。 „Pleasant surprise? Hehe, is truly pleasantly surprised.” Lu Wan is beckoning to Fang Yan: „Fang Yan, comes to have a look to mother.” “惊喜？呵呵,确实挺惊喜的。”陆婉对着方炎招手:“方炎,过来给妈看看。” Fang Yan stares the big eye vigilant looks at Lu Wan, said: „Doesn't mother, you want to hit me?” 方炎瞪大眼睛警惕的看着陆婉,说道:“妈,你不会想打我吧？” Lu Wan white son eyes, said with a smile: „Do I hit you to do? You is a my son, I want to take a look at you thinly, eats good that to rest outside is good-” 陆婉白了儿子一眼,笑道:“我打你干什么？你是我儿子,我是想看看你瘦了没有,在外面吃的好不好睡的好不好-” „Actually fortunately.” Fang Yan step by step moves to the direction that Lu Wan is. „I must maintain the stature, does not dare to eat are too many. Fang Yingxiong was actually fatter.” “其实还好啦。”方炎一步步的向陆婉所在的方向挪过去。“不过我要保持身材,不敢吃的太多。倒是方英雄胖了一些。” „Right. I was fat, I fat-” Fang Yingxiong echoes again and again, wants to attract own body the vision of my mother. “对对。我胖了,我胖了-”方英雄连连附和,想要把家母的眼光吸引到自己的身上来。 What make his sad is, what he does is not studious, no one looks at his one eyes. 让他难过的是,他做的是无用功,根本就没有人看他一眼。 Fang Haohan racket his shoulder, saying of sympathize: „Also no one looks at me.” 方好汉拍拍他的肩膀,感同身受的说道:“也没有人看我。” The Fang Haohan not speech was good, hears this comfort the words, the Fang Yingxiong tears must flow. 方好汉不说话还好,听到这句安慰的话,方英雄的眼泪都要流出来了。 His mother was too moved! 太他妈伤感了！ Fang Yan used the big effort to move to Lu Wan in front, said: „Mother, what do you want to look at?” 方炎费了好大劲挪到陆婉面前,说道:“妈,你要看什么？” Lu Wan acts suddenly, an ear that catches Fang Yan, pulls toward own front his body. 陆婉突然间出手,一把拽住方炎的耳朵,把他的身体朝着自己的面前拉扯。 Fang Yan called the pain again and again, said: „Good pain good pain, mother, light, must disfigure-” 方炎连连叫痛,说道:“好痛好痛,妈,轻点,要破相了-” „What do I want to look at? You said that what I do want to look at?” Lu Wan breathless scolding. „Am I want to take a look at your facial skin also thick-, has tosses about the parents? How did I have your such son? You arrived at main house gate also to call to deceive people toward the family/home in obviously, but also harmed me and your father quarrels, you looked that I did not pull your ear-” “我要看什么？你说我要看什么？”陆婉气急败坏的骂道。“我就是想看看你的脸皮是不是又厚了-啊,有这么折腾自己爹妈的吗？我怎么就生了个你这样的儿子？你明明到家门口了还往家里打电话骗人,还害我和你爸吵了一架,你看我不把你的耳朵扯下来-” „Mother- mother, I made a mistake, I do not want to do, but Fang Yingxiong said that should telephone to inform one, Fang Haohan also to the family/home to say this will bring pleasantly surprised feeling- is first disappointing, then I appear before you suddenly- they said that like this you will be very happy, blamed me to believe their slanderous talk-” Fang Yan without hesitation Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan selling. “妈-妈,我错了,我本来也不想这么干的,但是方英雄说应该给家里打个电话通知一声,方好汉也说这样会给人带来惊喜的感觉-先让人失望,然后我突然间出现在你面前-他们都说这样你会很高兴,都怪我听信了他们的谗言-”方炎毫不犹豫的就把方英雄方好汉给卖了。 What master is the nephew used to make? Is is not used to shoulder hold/container Dangjian to betray? 师侄是用来做什么的？不就是用来扛包挡箭出卖的吗？ Really, Lu Wan look swift and fierce sweeping to Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan, combative saying: „Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan-” 果然,陆婉眼神凌厉的扫向方英雄方好汉,杀气腾腾的说道:“方英雄方好汉-” Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan two people look looking at each other, has to plant to be willing one to hack must firm renouncing that Fang Yan topples. 方英雄和方好汉两人眼神对视,都有种舍得一身剐也要把方炎拉下马的坚定决绝。 Fang Yingxiong holds that big leather box to run up to front of Lu Wan, puts down the box, the plump knelt, thump thump thump knocked three knocks, holds the leg of Lu Wan to cry saying: „My mother, I quite thinks you, is your health good? I ask the little teacher's younger brother unable in your side to be filial to the utmost, you must take care of itself good- hungry must remember to eat meal, cold must remember that adds clothing-” 方英雄抱着那个大皮厢跑到陆婉面前,把箱子放下,扑通一声就跪了下来,咚咚咚的磕了三个响头,抱着陆婉的腿哭道:“家母,我好想你啊,你老人家的身体还好吧？我去找小师叔不能在你身边尽孝,你一定要照顾好自己-饿了要记得吃饭,冷了要记得添衣-” Saw that Lu Wan complexion is getting more and more black, Fang Yingxiong realized oneself performed overdone, hurried to overthrow to open front big box, whole face attentive saying: „My mother you have a look, this is your daughter-in-law to the gift that you choose, certainly has you to like-” 看到陆婉的脸色越来越黑,方英雄就意识到自己表演过火了,赶紧把面前的大箱子推倒打开,满脸殷勤的说道:“家母你看看,这都是你儿媳妇给你选的礼物,一定有你喜欢的-” „Daughter-in-law?” Lu Wan stares. Did Fang Yan marry outside? Did the daughters-in-law give the gift to come? “儿媳妇？”陆婉一愣。方炎在外面结婚了？儿媳妇都送礼物来了？ Really, this move of effect is good, the Lu Wan emphasis was shifted immediately. 果然,这一招的效果不错,陆婉的关注点立即就被转移了。 The muscle on Fang Yan face twitches to keep, has to plant Fang Yingxiong to cut 1800 blades to lose to feed the impulsion of dog casually. 方炎脸上的肌肉抽搐个不停,有种把方英雄随便砍上个千八百刀丢出去喂狗的冲动。 Does your bastard bastard, how you love to talk about somebody's most vulnerable points? Did you also help the person have the law-abiding life? Do you stress the morals to have the loyalty? 你这个混蛋王八蛋,你怎么哪壶不开提哪壶？你还让不让人过安分日子了？你讲不讲道德有没有义气啊？ Fang Haohan looked Fang Yingxiong used up the unique skill, refuses to admit being inferior, the plump also kneels down in the Lu Wan front. After thump thump thump knocked three knocks, calls loudly: „My mother on, Haohan / hero kowtowed to you Fang Haohan went to look for the little teacher's younger brother by the life of master, did not lose master Wang to find the little teacher's younger brother in Flower City finally. We want to lead the little teacher's younger brother to return to Yanjing immediately, but the little teacher's younger brother has started the work in Flower City, resolving to study the instruction an institute to the student. This Zhi is not small, I and Yingxiong / hero do not dare to disturb, can only about the attendant.” 方好汉一看方英雄把绝招都用完了,也不甘示弱,扑通一声也跪倒在陆婉的面前。咚咚咚的磕了三个响头之后,高声喊道:“家母在上,好汉给你磕头了-方好汉受师父之命前去寻找小师叔,不负师望总算在花城找到小师叔。原本我们想立即带着小师叔返回燕京,但是小师叔已经在花城参加工作,立志要将一身所学传授给学生。此志非小,我和英雄不敢打扰,只能陪侍左右。” „Lighting a fire to prepare food is my routine work, washes clothes to tow me and Yingxiong / hero does in turn. The little teacher's younger brother eats us to eat, the little teacher's younger brother rested us to rest, has not made the little teacher's younger brother hungry one freeze absolutely for day- we experienced personally the devoted loving care of Fang family obligation and my mother, all grievance were not suffering, all labor were not difficult. Only after wants to come back, can give my mother a confession, we were well satisfied.” “烧火做饭是我的日常工作,洗衣拖地我和英雄轮流来做。小师叔吃过我们才吃,小师叔睡了我们才睡,绝对没有让小师叔饿过一顿冻过一天-我们身受方家大恩和家母的悉心爱护,所有的委屈都不是委屈,所有的辛苦都不觉得辛苦。只想回来之后能够给家母一个交代,我们就心满意足了。” The Lu Wan tears must come out, touches the head of Fang Haohan saying: „Haohan / hero, was laborious you to be laborious you- I know that you were the good child, you and Yingxiong / hero were the good children, was your master was too selfish, the Fang Yan scoundrel, we should not look for him-” 陆婉的眼泪都要出来了,抚摸着方好汉的脑袋说道:“好汉,辛苦你了辛苦你了-我知道你是好孩子,你和英雄都是好孩子,是你师父太自私了,方炎混账,咱们就不应该去找他-” Now Fang Yan was the cheeks was not only trembling, his whole body is getting malaria. 现在方炎不仅仅是脸颊在哆嗦了,他全身都在打摆子。 Too hateful! 太可恨了！ Really was too hateful! 实在是太可恨了！ All day long hit the wild goose, today / at present is given the pecking by two small wild geese unexpectedly blindly the eye. Are their words counter- listening are the truth? 终日打雁,今天竟然被两只小雁给啄瞎了眼睛。他们的话反着听才是真相吧？ Fang Yan wants to kick the buttocks of Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, the crack scolded: „Your these two bastard fellows, you felt oneself conscience saying that- you told my mother, who in Flower City is looking after who? What you eat is whose? What lived is whose? How does your stony broke is live in Flower City? You talk clearly to my mother-” 方炎想去踢方英雄和方好汉的屁股,破口骂道:“你们这两个混蛋家伙,你们摸着自己的良心说-你们告诉我妈,在花城到底是谁在照顾谁？你们吃的是谁的？住的是谁的？你们身无分文是怎么在花城活下来的？你给我妈说清楚-” What a pity he forgot, his ear was also clutched by Lu Wan in the hand. 可惜他忘记了,他的耳朵还被陆婉揪在手里呢。 Saw Fang Yan wants to play rough, Lu Wan is in the anger flees, causes the vigor entrains, that foot of Fang Yan failed. 一看到方炎想动粗,陆婉更是火气上窜,使劲儿的一拽,方炎的那一脚就落空了。 A Lu Wan palm of the hand pulls out on the head of Fang Yan, shouted: „Does your ruined family son, when your time clothes at home put out a hand to be waited on hand and foot has done the housework? If isn't Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan you in Flower City possibly live getting down? You are not full of gratitude also Raise a rumpus Fang Yan to the benefactor, you were too disappointing.” 陆婉一巴掌抽在方炎的脑袋上,喝道:“你这个败家儿子,你在家里的时候衣来伸手饭来张口什么时候做过家务？如果不是方英雄方好汉你在花城怎么可能活的下来？你不知恩图报还对恩人动手动脚-方炎,你太让人失望了。” Fang Yan cried! 方炎哭了！ He wants to leave home! 他想离家出走！ The home was too dark, making him unable to feel a faint trace warm- 这个家太黑暗了,让他感觉不到一丝丝的温暖- This city gradually at nightfall color, when love process 这城市渐入夜色,当爱情经过 Happy can have several 幸福的能有几个 No one is loving me, no one waits for me again 没有人在爱我,没有人再等我 I think that I will not be lonely 我想我不会寂寞 This city slicker is too indifferent, too frail result 这城市人太冷漠,太脆弱结果 Lonely is only left over me 孤单的只剩下我 A person walked were too many, the tears also kept transferring 一个人走了太多,眼泪也不停转着 Please liking accumulating to me 请把爱攒下给我 My heart is quite cold, waits for you to hurt- 我的心好冷,等着你来疼- Bang! 啪！ On the head of Fang Yan suffered a palm of the hand. 方炎的脑袋上又挨了一巴掌。 „Also, my there wife what's the matter? What occupation long attractiveness character the girl many are mostly high to be good- you family members do not know that meeting did marry? Prepares to present the child to get married? This time comes back is I lays cards on the table? If I do not promise you to prepare and person elope- you explained quickly clearly to me.” “还有,我那儿媳妇是怎么回事？女孩子多大多高什么职业长的漂不漂亮性格好不好-你连家里人都不知会一声就结婚了？是不是准备奉子成婚？这次回来就是和我摊牌的吧？我要是不答应你就准备和人私奔-你快给我解释清楚。” „-” “-” Fang Yan was completely silly. 方炎完全傻掉了。 Mom, are you dog blood plays of eight files look were too many? What presents the child to get married? What goes home to lay cards on the table? What can elope? 老妈,你是不是八点档的狗血剧看的太多了？什么奉子成婚？什么回家摊牌？什么要和人私奔？ What are you saying? Can't I understand to be good completely? 你到底在说些什么？我完全听不懂好不好？ Right now the beginning makes reading aloud Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan also turns into the idiot, the opening mouth quite a while could not speak. 这下子就连始作诵者方英雄和方好汉也变成了白痴,张大嘴巴半天说不出话来。 They only proposed one ‚daughter-in-law’ other is not they said- before little teacher's younger brother you silences the witnesses, must be perceptive of the finest detail aiya feeds. 他们只提了一句‘儿媳妇’其它的都不是他们说的啊-小师叔你杀人灭口之前要明察秋毫哎呀喂。 „Does mother, you first let go to be good?” Fang Yan is red the eye socket to say. „You first drop, I give you to explain well.” “妈,你先松手好不好？”方炎红着眼眶说道。“你先放手,我好好给你解释。” „Listens to you to explain independently? You stand in main house gate can call to deceive people, I can the words that dropped you to speak also believe?” Lu Wan sneers again and again. „Said quickly. Otherwise I made an effort. Although your mother has not studied the time, but tears off strength some of ear-” “放手听你解释？你站在家门口都能够打电话骗人,我放手了你说的话还能信？”陆婉冷笑连连。“快说。不然我就用劲了。你妈虽然没有学过功夫,但是扯掉一只耳朵的力气还是有的-” „Mother, this is a misunderstanding. That is Fang Yingxiong talks nonsense, how you possibly have daughter-in-law-, pain thoroughly-” “妈,这是个误会。那是方英雄胡说八道,你怎么可能有儿媳妇-哎哟,痛痛痛-” „Your what meaning? What is called you possibly to have the daughter-in-law? I have the son, why not to have the daughter-in-law? Can't your wives look?” The Lu Wan air/Qi results in the tooth to be itchy. „No wonder your father said that you escape evade not to fight, covet life and fear death bold- your girlfriends cannot look, do you also match to be our Fang family man?” “你什么意思？什么叫做你怎么可能有儿媳妇？我有儿子,凭什么就没有儿媳妇？难道你连个媳妇都找不着？”陆婉气得牙痒痒。“难怪你爸说你临阵逃脱避而不战,贪生怕死没脸没皮-你连个女朋友都找不着,你还配做我们方家的男人吗？” Fang Yan thorough despaired. 方炎彻底的绝望了。 He draws out 45 degrees face to look supinely to outside gloomy sky, the snow and ice flutters about, the cold wind wails, just like him at this time moist mood. 他仰起四十五度的脸看向外面的阴暗天空,冰雪纷飞,寒风哀嚎,正如他此时潮湿的心情。 „Mother, I had explained so many, I want to ask a question-” Fang Yan sound sad asking. „Excavator technology which?” “妈,我已经解释了这么多,我就想问一个问题-”方炎声音哀伤的问道。“挖掘机技术到底哪家强？” „-” “-” ( PS: The «Ultimate Teacher» 1 million characters, old willow had an issue to ask pneumatic pick technology- bah bah, is who the love to old willow was craziest? 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