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#180: Tongue twister


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Chapter 180 and tongue twister! 第180章、绕口令! Fine rain flutters, mood that just like we fly upwards at this time moistly. Wears our pretty coats, is holding a color variegated flower umbrella, walks, walks in the rain. Feels this rainwater carefully the beauty, feels our young aura.” “雨丝飘荡,正如我们此时潮湿又飞扬的心情。穿着我们漂亮的外套,撑着一把颜色斑斓的花伞,走出去,走在雨地里。细细地感受这雨水的美丽,感受我们年轻的气息。” What young is? Is the electricity, is the light, is striving for success diligently, wins first. Is you likes my me liking you, is the infinite possibility and opportunity. Good afternoon, I am the master of ceremonies of campus broadcast slightly do not have.” “年轻是什么?是电、是光、是拼搏努力,是勇夺第一。是你喜欢我我喜欢你,更是无限的可能和机会。大家下午好,我是校园广播的节目主持人小无。” According to the past program convention, should recite the belle-letter that the poetry society delivers for everyone now, or recommends several doing for the occasion music. However, today / at present ---- today / at present will be unusual.” “按照以往的节目惯例,现在应该为大家朗诵诗歌社送过来的美文,或者推荐几首应景的音乐。但是,今天----今天会与众不同。” We know, in the school two popularity extremely high language teachers had hit a gambling, bets is higher, loses that side who the language result of which class can test to in the campus broadcast recite an apology that the winner provides. I do not know that everyone is anticipating this matter, in any case I ---- Anticipates very much.” “我们都知道,学校里两位人气极高的语文老师曾经打过一个赌,赌哪个班级的语文成绩能够考的更高一些,输得那一方要在校园广播朗诵赢家提供的一份道歉信。我不知道大家是不是在期待这件事情,反正我个人----是很期待的。” Whish ---- 哗---- Entire the school made noise to vibrate. 整所学校都喧嚣震动起来。 The present is being on vacation from school time, the students are preparing to go home or turn back on the road in bedroom. Hears school loudspeaker inside campus broadcast, everyone stopped the footsteps unrestrainedly or shows the understanding smiling face. 现在是放学时间,学生们正在准备回家或者走回寝室的路上。听到学校喇叭里面的校园广播,所有人都情不自禁的停下了脚步或者露出会心的笑脸。 God, really can recite the apology in the broadcast unexpectedly? That may really be loses face.” A long hair has the goddess girl to call out in alarm floatingly was saying. “天啊,竟然真的要在广播上朗诵道歉信吗?那可真是太丢脸了。”一个长发飘飘很有女神范的女孩子惊呼着说道。 Who didn't say? If I, I may be unable to do this matter ---- Nearby moon-face girl echoes. “谁说不是呢?要是我,我可干不出来这种事情----”旁边的圆脸女孩子附和。 „Don't you know?” The Eight Trigrams (gossip) male has a mind to flatter two girls, said mysterious: It is said school leader, for this matter asked Fang Yan and Fang Yan liangs teacher to mediate specially ---- Finally they do not accept the mediation. Must insist that defers to the beforehand competition content to work.” “你们不知道吧?”八卦男有心想要讨好两个女孩子,故作玄虚地说道:“据说学校领导为了这件事情专门找了方炎位老师调解----结果他们俩人都不接受调解。一定要坚持按照之前的比赛内容进行下去。” Really has the character. I like.” “真是有性格呢。我喜欢。” Yes. The character of writer ----- “就是。文人的风骨-----” ------- ------- That, our invited Teacher Zhang Yu ---- Does Teacher Zhang Yu, you give the students to greet to be good?” The sound that the host slightly does not have continues to resound through the campus through the campus broadcast. “那么,我们有请章瑜老师----章瑜老师,你给学生们打声招呼好不好?”主持人小无的声音通过校园广播继续响彻校园。 Silent. 沉默。 In the broadcast does not have the sound for a very long time. 广播里久久地没有声音。 Teacher section ---- Slightly not reminded was saying. Saw that Zhang Yu is still not willing to speak, slightly not hurries to help explain, said: Teacher section in the fermentation mood, asking everyone to wait a bit.” “章老师----”小无提醒着说道。看到章瑜仍然不愿意讲话,小无赶紧帮忙解释,说道:“章老师在酝酿情绪,请大家稍等。” I am Zhang Yu.” The Zhang Yu hoarse depressed sound passed from the broadcast finally. “我是章瑜。”章瑜沙哑沉闷的声音终于从广播里传了出来。 Is a few words, made the entire Vermillion Bird high school boil. 仅仅是一句话,就让整个朱雀高中沸腾了。 God, Teacher Zhang Yu apologized seriously ----- “天啊,章瑜老师当真来道歉了-----” Shouldn't be Fang Yan? Fang Yan belt/bring, but class 9--- How does class 9 possibly test one class?” “难道不应该是方炎吗?方炎带的可是九班---九班怎么可能考得过一班?” class 9 this power and prestige.” 九班这次威风了。” ------- ------- I apologized to Teacher Fang Yan with incomparably the stance earnestly humbly. I made a mistake, I underestimated the Teacher Fang Yan ability and strength of class 9 student seriously. I am the mosquito, Teacher Fang Yan am Jiao dragon. I am the flashlight, Teacher Fang Yan am Sun. I am ---- I am the bicycle, Teacher Fang Yan am Ferrari.” “我以无比认真谦卑地姿态向方炎老师道歉。我错了,我严重地低估了方炎老师的能力以及九班学生的实力。我是蚊子,方炎老师是矫龙。我是手电筒,方炎老师是大太阳。我是----我是自行车,方炎老师是法拉利。” On the face of class 9 student shows the facial expression of doubts. 九班学生的脸上都露出疑惑的神情。 Huang Haoran, haven't I misunderstood? Is this apology that Teacher Fang writes?” 黄浩然,我没听错吧?这是方老师写的道歉信?” Yes, should not? The Teacher Fang apology we have listened ---- Teacher Fang has recited in the classroom in the presence of everyone.” “就是,应该不是吧?方老师的道歉信我们都听过----方老师当众在教室里面朗诵过啊。” Should.” Huang Haoran is also puzzled of being filled with, said: This is the content of bet. Zhang Yu does not dare to change the apology the content ---- Also, without this changing law.” “应该是吧。”黄浩然也是满心的不解,说道:“这是打赌的内容。想必章瑜也不敢更改道歉信的内容----再说,也没有这种改法啊。” That apology that although Fang Yan read before sounds does not have the moral integrity very much, but also is the range that the normal person can accept. 要知道,虽然之前方炎读的那封道歉信听起来很没有节操,但也属于正常人能够接受的范围。 Like this time what mosquito and Jiao dragon, what bicycle and law dragon La ---- Who feels all right commends himself? 像这一次的什么蚊子和矫龙,什么自行车和法龙拉----谁好意思这么称赞自己啊? I deeply realized my own mistake. This time receives the penalty is I have only self to blame completely. I should not provoke Teacher Fang Yan on own initiative, should not force him to comply to accept my challenge ---- In situation that in he rejects over and over, I have not been willing to let off him.” “我深深地认识到了我自己的错误。这次受到惩罚完全是我咎由自取。我不应该主动挑衅方炎老师,更不应该逼迫他答应接受我的挑战----在他再三拒绝的情况下,我还不愿意放过他。” Teacher Fang Yan, I was wrong. In order to express my apology, I thought of that a tongue twister gives to you, hopes that you can like ----- 方炎老师,我错了。为了表达我的歉意,我想念一首绕口令送给你,希望你能够喜欢-----” „Did schoolmates, hear? Teacher Zhang Yu must read the tongue twister.” The host slightly not said happily. “同学们,听到了吗?章瑜老师要念绕口令了。”主持人小无高兴地说道。 Blackening black huihuihuihuihuihuihuihui is black -------- “黑化黑huihuihuihuihuihuihuihui黑--------” When Zhang Yu read, everyone was scared. 等到章瑜念完,所有人都傻眼了。 What is this saying? Only hears a huihuihui big section, does not understand this tongue twister completely the meaning. 这都在说些什么啊?只听到huihuihui的一大段,完全不明白这段绕口令的意思。 Teacher Zhang Yu ----- Slightly does not have the sound to inquire timidly: What you read is the blackening black salt chemical fertilizer ash will volatilize sends the dark gray taboo not to return for the black salt flower show. The cineration dark gray chemical fertilizer can volatilize sends the black salt to read the fly returns changes into the ash ---- Is this?” 章瑜老师-----”小无声音怯怯地提问:“请问你念的是黑化黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会回非。灰化灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为读飞花回化为灰----是这个吗?” I read.” Zhang Yu angrily roars, then in the broadcast transmits bang a big sound, everyone knows that is the sound that Teacher Zhang Yu slams a door to go. “我念完了。”章瑜怒吼一声,然后广播里传来‘砰’地一声大响,所有人都知道那是章瑜老师摔门而去的声音。 In broadcast good long some time silence, dropped like the host generally. 广播里好长一段时间的沉默,就像主持人也掉线了一般。 Long time, the host slightly does not have sigh gently, said: Teacher Zhang Yu is a native of Xiamen ----- Like this to him really appropriate?” 良久,主持人小无轻轻叹息,说道:“章瑜老师是厦门人-----这样对他真的合适吗?” ------- ------- -------- -------- Such appropriate?” Lu Chaoge asked. “这样合适吗?”陆朝歌问道。 In the Lu Chaoge office, she just appreciated Teacher Zhang Yu performance on campus broadcasting station with Fang Yan. A that huihuihui big section also made her almost be startled the chin. 陆朝歌的办公室里,她刚刚和方炎一起欣赏了章瑜老师在校园广播台上面的表演。那huihuihui的一大段也让她差点惊掉了下巴。 What? Is Teacher section a native of Xiamen?” Fang Yan whole face shocking appearance. I do not know such matter completely. Felt usually he and I spoke ash and flying transferred was not very coherent ---- Has not thought that was really guessed by me.” “什么?章老师是厦门人?”方炎满脸震惊地样子。“我完全不知道这么回事。就是觉得平时他和我说话的时候‘灰’和‘飞’转的不是很连贯----没想到真被我猜中了。” ------ “------” Lu Chaoge drank several tea continuously, this will focus in the face of Fang Yan, said: I know, before you wrote is not this draft ---- Your apology has read in the class, here has an original text.” 陆朝歌连续喝了好几口茶水,这才重新将视线放在方炎的脸上,说道:“我知道,你之前写的不是这份稿子----你的道歉信在班级里面读过,我这里有一份原文。” Lu Chaoge speech time, extracted a paper to hand over from the folder. 陆朝歌说话的时候,从文件夹里面抽出一张纸张递了过来。 Fang Yan received the paper to look, he dreads the starry sky in me who in the class recited, because it profound made one detect oneself tiny infinitely that writing azure edition apology. 方炎接过纸张一看,正是他在班级里面朗诵的‘我畏惧星空因为它深邃无穷让人察觉到自己的渺小’那份文青版本道歉信。 I traded.” Fang Yan said. “我换了。”方炎说道。 Why replaces?” “为什么换掉?” That tempts the idea of enemy.” Fang Yan said. “那是诱敌之计。”方炎说道。 Tempts the enemy?” “诱敌?” I write the apology time, the result of test has not come out. Although I have said we will win, facing everyone me said that but ---- How I know that I can certainly win? If by some chance I did lose?” “我写道歉信的时候,考试的成绩还没有出来。虽然我一直说我们会赢,面对所有人我都是这么说的,但是----我怎么知道我一定能赢呢?万一我输了呢?” Therefore, you wrote such a Zhang Yu completely acceptable apology. When the examination result came out, if were you lost, he can only write the apology according to your standard ---- Is this?” “所以,你写了这样一份章瑜完全可以接受的道歉信。等到考试结果出来了,如果是你输了,他就只能按照你的标准来写道歉信----是这样吗?” Almost this meaning.” Fang Yan said. “差不多这个意思。”方炎说道。 Finally you won, gives him is actually another apology.” “结果你赢了,交给他的却是另外一份道歉信。” Cannot say.” Fang Yan beckons with the hand. I do not want is too stiff with the colleagues, I who the relations do do not want to make others scold me to be mean and shameless, my essence actually does not go bad, you have to acknowledge, I am a good person ----- Behind had some matter, therefore urges me to make such decision.” “也不能这么说。”方炎摆手。“我也不想和同事之间把关系搞的太僵,我也不想让别人骂我卑鄙无耻,我的本质其实并不坏,你不得不承认,我是一个善良的人-----后面又发生了一些事情,所以才促使我做出这样的决定。” What happened?” “发生了什么事情?” Math test ended, he stops up me in the door entrance, said that I will certainly lose, added that he will shame me with the cruelest way ----- I think, I cannot suffer a loss.” Fang Yan was explaining suffering said. Therefore he suffered a loss.” “数学考试结束,他在小门门口把我堵住,说我一定会输,还说他会用最残忍的方式来羞辱我-----我一想,我不能吃亏啊。”方炎委屈地解释着说道。“所以他就吃亏了。” ------ Lu Chaoge was once again silent. “------”陆朝歌又一次沉默了。 The topic end matter always has such ability, after he has spoken, you do not know how should go. 话题终结者总是有这样的能力,他说过话之后你就不知道应该怎么接下去了。 You will not think that I am a thoughts evil and cruel person?” Fang Yan asked cautiously. “你不会觉得我是一个心思歹毒的人吧?”方炎小心翼翼地问道。 Cannot.” Lu Chaoge said. “不会。”陆朝歌说道。 That is good.” Fang Yan cheers up. Makes such decision difficultly to me. I hesitant for a long time, but also wrote two paper to draw lots ---- Finally decides to choose such an apology. Naturally, I have not let Teacher Zhang Yu in the apology from the report measurements, is this very good behavior? Because his measurements are really horrible to look.” “那就好。”方炎又高兴起来。“做出这样的决定对我来说非常的艰难。我犹豫了好久,还写了两个纸条抓阄----最终才决定选择这样一封道歉信。当然,我没有在道歉信里面让章瑜老师自报三围,这已经算是非常善良的行为了吧?因为他的三围实在惨不忍睹。” Fang Yan ----- Lu Chaoge breaks the Fang Yan topic. Made him say again, he became national Yingxiong / hero. 方炎-----”陆朝歌打断方炎的话题。再让他说下去,他就成了国民英雄了。 You said.” Fang Yan modest smiling, gave a hand signal of invitation. “你说。”方炎温和的笑着,做了一个邀请的手势。 Congratulates you.” Lu Chaoge said. This one time is subverted. Before, one class is one class, does not have any class can exceed them ---- Even the single branch result is still the same.” “恭喜你。”陆朝歌说道。“这是一次颠覆。以前,一班一直是一班,没有任何班级可以超越他们----即使是单科成绩也一样。” Bet of Fang Yan and Zhang Yu, becomes the final result of the competition by class 9 slightly victory one class finally. One class with the class 9 same population, class of language single branch average scores is 117, the class 9 average scores is 121. The class 9 average scores compared one class high four points. 方炎章瑜的打赌,最终以九班微胜一班成为最终的比赛结果。一班和九班相同的人数,一班的语文单科平均分数是一百一十七分,九班的平均分数是一百二十一分。九班的平均分数比一班高了四分。 Do not despise this small four points. Before, the class 9 result cast off other class big truncations by far. Even if most is close to one class of two classes still being spread out very long by them. Not to mention ranked class 9 near the bottom. 不要小看这小小的四分。以前,九班的成绩都是远远甩开其它班级一大截。即使是最接近一班的二班也被他们拉开很长一段的距离。更不用说排名靠后的九班了。 This time, after replacing the language teacher, a series of new-style teaching methods that Fang Yan conducts aroused the learn/study enthusiasm of students. After this competition, class 9 unexpectedly the King champion class defeating. 这一次,更换了语文老师之后,方炎进行的一系列新式教学方法调动了学生们的学习积极性。经过这次的比赛,九班竟然将王者冠军班级给击败了。 Therefore, Lu Chaoge said that this one time is subverted not excessive. 所以,陆朝歌说这是一次颠覆一点也不过份。 What is more important, class 9 not only clinched the language single branch average minute/share of first award item, but also took the language single branch first, mathematical single branch first, other single branch first award items. 更重要的是,九班不仅仅摘走了语文单科平均分第一的奖项,而且还拿下了语文单科第一、数学单科第一、其它所有单科第一的奖项。 Yes, can have the person of this going against heaven's will performance is Vermillion Bird goddess Qin Yitian. 是的,能够有这种逆天表现的人就是朱雀女神秦倚天 Tang Cheng display is also quite good, the total score peace divides equally placed the school first five. Is pursues the Qin Yitian step not to put tightly. 唐城发挥的也相当不错,总分和平均分都排在全校前五。算是紧追秦倚天的步伐不放。 class 9 this obtaining result can only say that described in dazzling this words and expressions, through this campaign, some veteran teachers' in school to the satire of Fang Yan taunted the question and attack before all vanishes into thin air. 九班这次取得的成绩只能说是用‘耀眼’这个词语来形容,通过此次战役,以前学校里的一些老资格老师对方炎的讽刺挖苦质疑和打击全都烟消云散。 Fang Yan, he became the trump card teacher of Vermillion Bird High school true idol and strength minoring. 方炎,他成了朱雀中学真正的偶像和实力兼修的王牌老师。 ( Ps: Isn't everyone willing to vote????) (ps:大家都不愿意投票了么????)
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