Chapter 7 and teacher fight the hooligan, who wins who strongest! 第七章、老师斗流氓,谁胜谁最强！ Too graceful! 太帅了！ Graceful bubbling bubble! 帅的冒泡泡！ This is the class 9 all student ideas. 这是九班所有学生心里的想法。 Before then, no one has thought that the dull ancient Wenxue / literature knowledge really had to them so natural magnificent presents the form. 在此之前,谁也没有想过,原本对他们来说枯燥无味的古文学知识竟然有如此潇洒壮观的呈现形式。 Is this their abandoning such as the national studies of dregs? 这就是他们弃之如糟粕的国学？ This is they raises is not willing to raise looked antique that is not willing to look at? 这就是他们提也不愿意提看也不愿意看的古董？ „If oneself also such, how many little girls that can pour into?” Many male students in want to say secretly at heart. “要是自己也会这么一手,那得泡上多少个妞啊？”不少男生偷偷在心里想道。 Thinks that glorious and lascivious future, they looked that was full of the deep love to the Fang Yan look. 想到美好又淫荡的未来,他们看向方炎的眼神就充满了深沉的爱。 „Good teacher.” They in want to say at heart. „School was really takes care of them.” “多好的老师啊。”他们在心里想道。“学校真是太照顾他们了。” The eye socket of Huang Haoran was also red, once again picked the eyeglasses, scratched the corner of the eye with the eyeglasses cloth mop, then puts on the eyeglasses, leaves the seat to arrive at the middle of aisle, deeply is bowing to Fang Yan, said: „Teacher Fang, I lost. Loses is sincerely convinced.” 黄浩然的眼眶也红了,又一次把眼镜摘了下来,用眼镜布擦了擦眼角,然后戴上眼镜,离开座位走到走道的中间,对着方炎深深鞠躬,说道:“方老师,我输了。输得心服口服。” Fang Yan visits him with a laugh, said: „Now admitted defeat also too early?” 方炎笑呵呵地看着他,说道:“现在认输还太早了吧？” To be honest, if Huang Haoran has other problem, or recited another classical Chinese literature, Fang Yan has not really grasped can certainly carry. 说实话,要是黄浩然出别的问题,或者背诵另外一篇古文,方炎还真没把握一定能够背下来。 But, he requests unexpectedly is «Tao Te Ching». 可是,他要求的竟然是《道德经》。 Fang Yan is the Tai Chi aristocratic family family background, his old pedant father practiced martial art good, actually does not pin the expectation of family martial arts resurgence on oneself precious son. The Fang Yan also extreme effort, is ------ But actually met Ye Wenrou that Ye family rare freak. 方炎是太极世家出身,他那个老学究父亲自己习武不行,却把家族武道中兴的期望寄托在了自己的宝贝儿子身上。方炎也极度的努力,可是------可是却遇上了叶温柔那个叶家百年难遇的怪胎。 Therefore, he can only hundred games and hundred losses actually hundred losses and hundred games. 于是,他只能百战百败却又百败百战。 She wiped out his front tooth to pull apart him who his hair hit to lie down in the ground crying father shouts mother ----- How Fang Yan will really be hard to imagine her to devastate itself this year, will keep the book outstanding family/home simply. 她打掉了他的门牙扯断了他的头发打的他躺在地上哭爹喊妈-----方炎实在难以想象她今年会怎么样蹂躏自己,干脆就留书翘家。 Father Fang Yihang not only forces him to practice martial art, but also forces him civil and military complete in both. He is well-read under the influence of father since childhood, but fifth that initiation reading material the work that «Tao Te Ching» this is honored as the Taoism highest classics is Fang Yan. 父亲方意行不仅仅逼迫他习武,还逼迫他文武双全。他从小就在父亲的引领下博览群书,而《道德经》这部被誉为道家最高经典的著作就是方炎的启蒙读物之五。 In order to sense the myriad things , to promote the Tai Chi boundary, Fang Yan looks at a night of nocturnal revery daily, word for word dissects. 为了感悟万物,提升太极境界,方炎日日看夜夜思,逐字逐句的去解剖。 Therefore, when hearing the Huang Haoran third issue is actually to recite «Tao Te Ching», he plants really ----- Laughs three impulsions. 所以,在听到黄浩然的第三个问题竟然是背诵《道德经》时,他真是有种-----大笑三声的冲动。 Impulsed impulsive actually, but he has not laughed three, but blustered to recite backwards from the end «Tao Te Ching». 冲动倒是冲动了,不过他没有大笑三声,而是口出狂言要倒背《道德经》。 The performance is perfect, the effect is astonishing. Saw their frantic looks, Fang Yan in selected 32 to praise to oneself secretly at heart. 表现是完美的,效果是惊人的。看到他们狂热的眼神,方炎偷偷在心里给自己点了三十二个赞。 Huang Haoran doubts looks to Fang Yan, does not understand that he said these words are what meaning. 黄浩然疑惑的看向方炎,不明白他说这句话是什么意思。 „We have said that you test my three topics, I also test your three.” Fang Yan reminded was saying. „Won't you have forgotten?” “我们说过,你考我三题,我也考你三道。”方炎提醒着说道。“你不会已经忘记了吧？” „Teacher, didn't need to test? Huang Haoran definitely ratio you.” Has the lively female student to shout loudly. “老师,不用考了吧？黄浩然肯定比不过你。”有活泼的女生大声喊道。 „Yes, I have thought Huang Haoran studies the tyrant, now discovers, originally Teacher Fang studies the overlord flower in tyrant.” Has the mischievous male student to express that Huang Haoran is not the Fang Yan opponent. “就是,我一直以为黄浩然是学霸,现在才发现,原来方老师才是学霸中的霸王花啊。”有调皮的男生表示黄浩然已经不是方炎的对手。 „Teacher Fang, do you have the girlfriend?” Is this rhythm that prepares to attack? “方老师,你有没有女朋友呀？”这是准备进攻的节奏？ -------- -------- Hears permits shadow to ask that Fang Yan does have the girlfriend, all students laughs to make noise. 听到许影问方炎有没有女朋友,全班学生都大笑出声。 permits shadow is the lovable girl of oval face, asked after this issue, is also bashful oneself. However saw that the schoolmates of all personnel are laughing at her, the flipping supercilious look of being angry, said: „I like Teacher Fang, how? You do not like, but cannot snatch with me.” 许影是个鹅蛋脸的可爱女孩子,问出这个问题后,把自己也臊得不行。但是看到全班的同学都在笑她,生气的翻了翻白眼,说道:“我就喜欢方老师,怎么了？你们不喜欢,可不许和我抢。” „We do not snatch, we do not like the man.” Some male students teased intentionally were saying. “我们不抢,我们不喜欢男人。”有男生故意调侃着说道。 Sees appearance that they have a fun time, Fang Yan at heart also comfortable satisfied. 看到他们笑笑闹闹的模样,方炎的心里也舒适惬意。 This is the youth flavor, this is the free aura, this is the worry-free life. 这就是青春的味道,这就是自由的气息,这就是无忧无虑的生活。 Is the teacher, really good! 做老师,真的挺好！ Does not come under attack, good cannot be really good! 不挨打,好的不能真好！ When they created a disturbance the period of time, Fang Yan looks at Huang Haoran, said: „Cultivating the behavior to finish what one starts, do you feel? Less than at the last minute, how you know will oneself certainly lose?” 等到他们打闹了一阵子,方炎看着黄浩然,说道:“做人要有始有终,你觉得呢？不到最后一刻,你怎么就知道自己一定会输呢？” Huang Haoran understands the meaning of Fang Yan, sincere said: „I am willing to accept the inspection of Teacher Fang.” 黄浩然明白了方炎的意思,正色说道:“我愿意接受方老师的考核。” The Fang Yan satisfactory nod, said: „The first problem, other schoolmates can also vie to answer first. You vie to answer first successful problem every time, the test time I for your several plus one difference ----- Before the window , the bright moonlight light is the Li Bai eternity famous phrase, what ‚does bed’ refer to?” 方炎满意的点头,说道:“第一道题,其它同学也可以抢答。你们每抢答成功一道题,考试的时候我会为你们多加一分-----窗前明月光是李白的千古名句,其中‘床’指的是什么？” „The railing in well.” Other students in the ponder, Huang Haoran still have said the answer, studying the tyrant background is truly uncommon. “井上的围栏。”其它学生还在思考的时候,黄浩然就已经说出答案,学霸底蕴确实不凡。 „Word park thousand years, the beautiful and fragrant flowers competition show, being in full bloom a daughter is colored, what these words saying is which talented woman the historical?” “词苑千载,群芳竞秀,盛开一枝女儿花,这句话说的是历史上的哪位才女？” „Li Qingzhao.” A chubby girl replied loudly. Because worries, the sound becomes somewhat sharp. Her whole face flushed, looked that said to Fang Yan: „I most liked Li Qingzhao.” “李清照。”一个胖乎乎的女孩子高声答道。因为过于着急,声音都变得有些尖锐。她满脸潮红,看向方炎说道:“我最喜欢李清照了。” „Do you name?” Fang Yan arrives in front of the girl, visits her to ask. “你叫什么名字？”方炎走到女孩子面前,看着她问道。 „Wang Fang.” “王芳。” „Congratulates Wang Fang, you responded. When will take a test next time, I will add a point in your examination paper.” “恭喜王芳,你答对了。在下次考试的时候,我会在你的试卷上加一分。” „Thanks Teacher Fang.” Wang Fang happy saying. “谢谢方老师。”王芳高兴的说道。 Seeing Wang Fang can with the new Teacher Fang such intimate dialogue, other female students envy. Everyone is deciding at heart secretly, the next problem must vie to answer first successfully. 看到王芳能够和新来的方老师这么亲密的对话,其它女生心里羡慕不已。每个人都在心里暗下决心,下一道题一定要抢答成功。 Does not know that is intends or has no intention, Fang Yan this act arouses the enthusiasm that the students learned/studied all of a sudden, making everyone follow his mentality to walk. 不知是有意还是无意,方炎此举一下子就调动了学生们学习的积极性,让每个人都跟着他的思路走下去。 This is an outstanding teacher necessary quality, or controls an ability. 这是一位优秀的老师必备的素质,或者说是控场能力。 „The third topic, is the last problem.” Fang Yan takes a fast look around the audience, said: „Who can under the back complete «Disciple Gauge»?” “第三题,也是最后一道题。”方炎扫视全场,说道:“谁能背下完整的《弟子规》？” No one replied. 没有人回答。 Fang Yan looks to Huang Haoran, asked: „Your meeting?” 方炎看向黄浩然,问道:“你会吗？” „Meeting.” “会。” „Why doesn't carry?” “为什么不背？” „Because -----” Huang Haoran hesitated a while, said: „I only meet the back.” “因为-----”黄浩然迟疑了一会儿,说道:“我只会正着背。” „-------” “-------” Fang Yan really does not know whether to laugh or cry. Because oneself were carrying «Tao Te Ching», therefore you can also but actually back «Disciple Gauge»? 方炎真是哭笑不得。因为自己倒着背了《道德经》,所以你也必须倒着背《弟子规》？ „Back.” Fang Yan said in the tone of order. “背。”方炎以命令的语气说道。 The Huang Haoran nod complies, the back said: „Disciple gauge, the sage teaches. The first filial and brotherly piety, time believes sincerely ------” 黄浩然点头答应,背道:“弟子规,圣人训。首孝弟,次谨信------” When the Huang Haoran back ends, Fang Yan takes the lead to applaud, said: „Good, good of very back. Only then a few characters are wrong, the orders of two words inverted. The knowledge is not the magic, can play to play tricks to be good? At your present age, present by the education stage, can achieve this ambulatory leg to be proud.” 等到黄浩然背完,方炎率先鼓掌,说道:“不错,背的很好。只有少数几个字是错误的,有两句话的顺序颠倒了。知识不是魔术,必须要玩出花样来才行吗？以你现在的年龄,现在的受教育阶段,能够做到这一步足以自傲了。” „Thanks the teacher.” Huang Haoran happy saying. “谢谢老师。”黄浩然高兴的说道。 „Showed that you can the elementary school graduate.” Fang Yan said. “证明你可以小学毕业了。”方炎说道。 „---------” “---------” Huang Haoran complexion suppresses purplish red, wants dead. 黄浩然的脸色憋得紫红,想死。 Other students listened to die died, Huang Haoran the elementary school graduated, what degree were they? Kindergarten? 其它学生听了更是想死了又死,黄浩然才小学毕业,他们算是什么程度？幼稚园？ „Aren't you convinced?” Fang Yan gets a panoramic view their expressions, said with a smile: „Before actually «Disciple Gauge», truly is the initiation reading material of child. Didn't this point everyone deny?” “你们不服气？”方炎把他们的表情尽收眼底,笑着说道:“其实《弟子规》以前确实是小孩子的启蒙读物。这一点大家都不否认吧？” „Teacher Fang, this cannot blame us. Which now the school makes us carry this back all day, has not made us carry «Disciple Gauge». Also, the test did not test, we carried uselessly.” “方老师,这也不能怪我们。现在学校整天让我们背这个背哪个,从来没让我们背过《弟子规》啊。再说,考试也不考,我们背了也没用。” „Truly, this cannot blame you.” Fang Yan approves the words of this student. „Test does not test, therefore you do not carry. However, this is not representing «Disciple Gauge» does not have the use. Before our ancestry, often said that the mind in the right way practices moral culture the Qi Jia governing even world ----- First the mind in the right way grows the soul, then has the qualifications to go to the even world. The present person went to even Tianxia from the beginning, self-cultivation instead delays. «Disciple Gauge» is gives us the mind in the right way to grow the soul to use, read, thinks, the wondrous use was infinite.” “确实,这不能怪你们。”方炎赞成这位学生的话。“考试不考,所以你们不背。但是,这并不是代表着《弟子规》没有用处。我们的祖辈以前常说正心修身齐家治国平天下-----先正心养性,然后才有资格去平天下。现在的人一开始就冲着平天下去了,修身养性反而就耽搁了。《弟子规》就是给我们正心养性用的,读一读,想一想,妙用无穷。” „Has not related, starts from today / at present, I will lead you to understand China 5000 national studies classics, in familiar history these earthshaking character legends. Hē the good wine, to know Yingxiong / hero, to look at the beautiful woman, is the friend with the person who all we admire the respect. Regardless of he is Li Bai or Du Fu, regardless of he is Li Shishi or Liu Ru is.” “不过没关系,从今天开始,我将会带着你们去领略华夏五千年的国学经典,熟悉历史上那些叱咤风云的人物传奇。喝美酒、识英雄、看美人,和所有我们钦佩敬仰的人做朋友。无论他是李白还是杜甫,无论他是李师师还是柳如是。” „Teacher, Song Shishi and Liu Ru are prostitutes.” “老师,宋师师和柳如是都是妓女。” „Who said?” Turning around that Fang Yan is angry, stares at the male student who on that face is covered with the whelk saying: „They are the traditional opera stars, like this expressed can be quite more elegant?” “谁说的？”方炎生气的转身,盯着那个脸上长满青春痘的男生说道:“她们是名伶,这样表达会不会比较文雅一些？” Fang Yan sits on some schoolmate's desk, a sincere appearance, said: „Said words that pulls out the pit of the stomach, I envy your luck, really has my such man to be the teacher ------ Cannot smile, attended class.” 方炎一屁股坐在某位同学的书桌上,一幅推心置腹的模样,说道:“说句掏心窝子的话,我真是羡慕你们的运气,竟然有我这样的男人做老师------不许笑,上课呢。” „Ha ------” “哈哈哈------” Everyone smiled happier. 大家笑得更欢了。 This teacher did! 这老师太搞了！ ------ 哐------ The classroom back door was hit, rushing of three students put arms around shoulders. 教室后门被人撞开,三个学生勾肩搭背的闯了进来。 „Halts.” Fang Yan makes noise to drink to stop. “站住。”方炎出声喝止。 Zheng Guodong bleary eyes dim looks to Fang Yan on platform, asked: „Who can tell me, this buddy is who? Is taking a look somewhat unfamiliar.” 郑国栋醉眼朦胧的看向讲台上的方炎,问道:“谁能告诉我,这哥们是谁啊？瞅着有些面生。” „Fang Yan. Upright side, the flame of high and low two fire.” Fang Yan replied. „The language teacher of this class.” “方炎。方方正正的方,上下两把火的炎。”方炎自己答道。“这个班的语文老师。” „. Originally is Teacher Fang.” Zheng Guodong hit the liquor belch, is beckoning to Fang Yan, said: „Teacher Fang, please drink another day.” “哦。原来是方老师。”郑国栋打了个酒嗝,对着方炎招手,说道:“方老师,改天请你喝酒。” Fang Yan is hearing in the classroom the rich wine taste, knits the brows saying: „Your three go out to me. When became sober, when comes back to attend class again.” 方炎闻着教室里浓郁的酒味,皱眉说道:“你们三个给我出去。什么时候酒醒了,再什么时候回来上课。” snap ----- 咔嚓----- Zheng Guodong gives to kick front chair, points at Fang Yan to scold: „Surnamed Fang, should not be unappreciative, Sir's happy time, you are Teacher Fang. Stirring up Sir was not happy that you are lump of excrement ------” 郑国栋一眼把面前的椅子给踢飞,指着方炎骂道:“姓方的,你别不识抬举,大爷高兴的时候,你就是方老师。惹得大爷不高兴了,你就是一坨屎------” „Ha, lump of excrement ------” Zheng Guodong two personal servant Li Yang and Chen Tao are laughing echoing. “哈哈哈,一坨屎------”郑国栋的两个跟班李阳和陈涛大笑着附和。 Fang Yan look slightly cold, the smile on face becomes cold pure. 方炎眼神微凛,脸上的笑容变得冷洌。 Wrecks the event came. 砸场子的来了。 According to the Jiang Hu custom, both sides must various school of experts, various uses/gives Qiji, the the winner is the king. 按照江湖规矩,双方应当各派高手,各施其技,胜者为王。 Fang Yan decided oneself send himself to go on stage. 方炎决定自己派自己上场。