Chapter 27 and uncle uncle, you are really a monster! 第27章、大叔大叔,你真是个怪物！ First, Fang Yan vs Nong Bo. 第一场,方炎vs农泊。 Nong Bo first swings, a dice swings five points, is a big number. 农泊先摇,一颗骰子摇出五点,算是一个不小的数字。 Nong Bo happily shot a look at Fang Yan one, said: „This you.” 农泊得意地瞥了方炎一眼,说道:“该你了。” Fang Yan received the dice cup, said: „It seems like I must lose.” 方炎接过骰盅,说道:“看来我要输了。” Bang ---- 砰---- Swung at will several, he covers the dice cup gently on the table. 随意地摇了几把,他把骰盅轻轻盖在桌子上面。 „Six. Six. Six.” Jiang Qin lies side Fang Yan inflates to him. The girl body is soft, on the hair has the sweet fragrance ---- Really challenges the soft rib of man very much. “六。六。六。”蒋钦趴在方炎身边给他打气。女孩子身体柔软,头发上有着清甜的香气----真是很挑战男人的软肋。 „Is you shouted that you help me open.” Fang Yan said with a smile. “是你喊的,你帮我开。”方炎笑着说道。 „Good.” Jiang Qin opened the dice cup fiercely, then immediately called pleasantly surprised. „Really is six points, is really six points. How is really six points?” “好。”蒋钦猛地揭开骰盅,然后立即惊喜的叫了起来。“真的是六点,真的是六点。怎么就真的是六点呢？” „Mainly is good that you shouted.” Fang Yan said with a smile. “主要是你喊的好。”方炎笑着说道。 „Again come.” Nong Bo is not convinced. “再来。”农泊不服气。 The second game, Nong Bo swings four points. The digit is not high, is not low. 第二局,农泊摇出一个四点。数字不高,却也不算低。 „You swing five points to win him.” Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. “你摇出一个五点就能赢他。”蒋钦对方炎说道。 „Your math study real good.” Fang Yan was commending said. “你的数学学的真好。”方炎称赞着说道。 „That was natural.” The Jiang Qin complacent appearance, does not care about the other meanings in the Fang Yan words containing completely. “那当然了。”蒋钦得意洋洋的模样,完全不在乎方炎话中蕴涵的其它意思。 Pressed the dice cup to swing several, said: „Since you take five points, was also opened by you.” 按过骰盅摇了几下,说道:“既然你要五点,就还由你来揭开吧。” „Good good.” Jiang Qin opened the dice cup. Then, she called again pleasantly surprised: „Five points, are really five points. Giggle, I was really fierce, you called me to bet the king.” “好啊好啊。”蒋钦一把揭开骰盅。然后,她再一次惊喜的叫了起来:“五点,真的是五点。咯咯咯,我真是太厉害了,你们都叫我赌王。” Nong Bo drinks again. 农泊再次喝酒。 „The third game.” In the eye of Nong Bo has the anger. Loses one game after another two, embarrassing in his face. He received swayed the period of time that the dice goes all out, ‚bang’ takes away the dice cup on the table, shouts: „Six points.” “第三局。”农泊的眼睛里已经有了火气。连输两把,让他面子上很难堪。他接过骰子拼命的摇晃了一阵子,‘砰’地一声把骰盅扣在桌子上,喊道:“六点。” Opened the dice cup, unexpectedly is really six points. 揭开骰盅,竟然真的是六点。 „Brother Nong is great.” “农哥好样的。” „Brother Nong, these won to decide him time.” “农哥,这一次赢定他了。” „Yes, only if he also swings six points.” “就是,除非他也摇出个六点。” The male students saw the hope of winning finally, is Nong Bo inflates. 男生们总算看到了赢的希望,纷纷为农泊打气。 Fang Yan smiles, received the dice to swing several, said to Jiang Qin: „Comes by you.” 方炎笑了笑,接过骰子摇了几把,对蒋钦说道:“还是由你来开。” „Isn't good?” Jiang Qin hesitates was saying. „What to do lost?” “不好吧？”蒋钦犹豫着说道。“输了怎么办？” „Lost drank.” Fang Yan said. „It is not one glass of beer. We win one after another two, should lose to be fair one time.” “输了就喝酒啊。”方炎说道。“不就是一杯啤酒嘛。咱们连赢两把,也应该输一次才公平。” „Did I really open?” “那我真的开了？” „Opens.” “开。” „Six.” The Jiang Qin sweet and delicate voice shouted, lifted the dice cup fiercely, then the whole person looked at dumbly at the scene. “六。”蒋钦娇声喝道,猛地掀开骰盅,然后整个人呆立当场。 Six points, red six dots that dazzling. 六点,红色的六个圆点是那么的耀眼。 „Makes you lose, how do you open six points?” The Fang Yan blame said. “让你输一把,你怎么偏偏开个六点呢？”方炎责怪地说道。 The eye of Jiang Qin was filled with the happy expression, said: „I do not think. But my luck was really good, because possibly I was the lucky goddess aha ----” 蒋钦的眼睛盛满了笑意,说道:“我也不想的呀。可是我的运气实在是太好了,可能因为我是幸运女神吧啊哈哈----” „Tie.” Nong Bo said disappointedly. „Bets again.” “平局。”农泊失望地说道。“再赌一把。” He received the dice to hold in the palm, after praying one, this admitted the dice cup the dice. 他接过骰子捧在手心,祈祷一番后,这才把骰子放进骰盅。 Crash-bang ---- 哗啦啦---- A long time swaying, then opened fiercely: A point. 很长一段时间的摇晃,然后猛地揭开:一点。 Twitching that the Nong Bo look delay, the body on face non-stop. 农泊的眼神呆滞,脸上的皮肉不停的抽搐。 God, do not play me to be good? 上帝啊,你不要玩我好不好？ Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin one, said: „Youngest sister, I thought that you have the talent very much, learns the blind hookey from me?” 方炎看了蒋钦一眼,说道:“小妹妹,我看你很有天赋,跟我学赌牌吧？” Jiang Qin white his eyes, tender such as the small hand of tender scallion received the dice cup to sway gently several, after opening, is two points, was happen to big a Nong Bo point. 蒋钦白了他一眼,嫩如嫩葱的小手接过骰盅轻轻地摇晃几下,揭开之后是两点,正好大了农泊一点。 Fang Yan sincere looks at Jiang Qin, said: „Wins wins, only wins others point, did this insult the person you to know very much? Cultivating the behavior is certainly typical. Hasn't the teacher in your school taught you? Went too far. I cannot tolerate.” 方炎语重心长的看着蒋钦,说道:“赢就赢嘛,偏偏只赢别人一点,这很侮辱人你知不知道？做人一定要地道。你们学校的老师就没教过你吗？真是太过份了。我都看不过眼。” „------” Nong Bo has to plant to spit blood three rises impulsion. “------”农泊有种吐血三升的冲动。 Also two male students go forward to challenge Fang Yan, finally unexpectedly no one can win, Fang Yan one glass of liquor have not drunk, actually these male students drinking seven meat eight elements. 又有两名男生上前挑战方炎,结果竟然无一人能赢,方炎一杯酒没喝,倒是把那些男生给喝的七荤八素。 „Uncle, are you cheating?” The male student is staring Fang Yan discontentedly, said. “大叔,你是不是在作弊啊？”有一个男生非常不满地瞪着方炎,说道。 „Yes, where has won?” “就是,哪有一直赢的？” „Definitely cheats.” “肯定是作弊。” ------ ------ Fang Yan smiles, said: „Is willing to bet to concede. If you feel me to cheat, and found evidence that I cheat, I in surplus the liquor this room drink up completely.” 方炎笑笑,说道:“愿赌服输。如果你们觉得我作弊,并且找到我作弊的证据,我就把这个房间里剩余的酒全部喝掉。” „------” “------” „Does not shake dice.” Nong Bo said. „We play this playing few, without you experiences richly. Pulls the wrist/skill, we must pull the wrist/skill with you.” “不摇骰子了。”农泊说道。“我们玩这个玩的少,没有你经验丰富。扳手腕吧,我们要和你扳手腕。” „It is not quite good?” Fang Yan said. “不太好吧？”方炎说道。 „What's wrong? Did you fear?” The Nong Bo taunt said. „You are older than us, has several family dinners on lunar new year's eve compared with us, is having the big advantage.” “怎么？你怕了？”农泊嘲讽地说道。“你比我们年纪大,比我们多吃几年饭,占着大优势呢。” „I am this meaning. My advantage is so distinct ----- Bullying you isn't good?” Fang Yan turns around to look to Jiang Qin, asked: „Do I and they try?” “我就是这个意思。我的优势这么明显-----欺负你们不好吧？”方炎转身看向蒋钦,问道:“那我和他们试试？” „Defeats them.” Jiang Qin is brandishing the small fist, said. “打败他们。”蒋钦挥舞着小拳头,说道。 „I make contribution.” Fang Yan said. „Said that anything is defeated, everyone is a schoolmate.” “我尽力吧。”方炎说道。“说什么打败不打败的,大家都是同学。” „------” “------” Does not know that what's the matter, heard Fang Yan to say ‚I made contribution’ these characters time, many people thought that the heart pulled out fiercely, felt coolly whiz whiz. 不知道怎么回事儿,听到方炎说‘我尽力吧’这几个字的时候,现场不少人都觉得心脏猛地一抽,感觉身上凉嗖嗖的。 Nong Bo sized up a Fang Yan height body weight measurements material carefully, thought, oneself here male student impossible everyone is the Fang Yan opponent. If everyone competes with him respectively, instead is the person on one's own side suffers a loss. 农泊仔细的打量了一番方炎的身高体重三围资料,心想,自己这边的男生不可能每个人都是方炎的对手。如果每个人分别和他比拼的话,反而是自己人吃亏。 „Our faction people go to battle, the lost that side drinks.” Nong Bo proposed one to own side advantageous condition. “我们双方各派一人出战,输的那一方喝酒。”农泊提出一个对自己方有利的条件。 Fang Yan smiles, said: „Isn't this good? Your that side has 67 players, me only then I alone ---- I can only send me to go on stage.” 方炎笑,说道:“这样不好吧？你们那边有六七个选手,我这边只有我一个人----我只能派我自己上场。” „How do you want?” “你想怎么样？” Fang Yan thinks, said: „This. If I won, each person in your side must drink three glasses of liquor. If I lost, I alone drink six cups.” 方炎想了想,说道:“这样吧。如果我赢了,你们那边的每个人都要喝三杯酒。如果我输了,我一个人喝六杯。” Nong Bo hesitates slightly, then the nod complies, said: „Does not have the issue.” 农泊稍微犹豫,便点头答应,说道:“没问题。” He turns around to shout loudly: „Small fat.” 他转身大声喊道:“小胖。” „Yeah.” A male student buzz the sound buzz the air/Qi is complying. “哎。”一个男生嗡声嗡气地答应着。 Small fat big, on the contrary, his physique also very big. 小胖不小,相反,他的块头还非常的大。 Looks the fellow who resembles hill sits in the Fang Yan front, Jiang Qin has to plant very not wonderful feeling. 看着像一座小山似的家伙坐在方炎的面前,蒋钦有种很不妙的感觉。 „Nong Bo, you act shamelessly.” Jiang Qin said ill-humoredly. „Small fat is not our class.” “农泊,你们耍赖。”蒋钦没好气地说道。“小胖不是我们班的。” „It is not our class can't attend the competition?” Nong Bo said grinningly. „Small fat is our team.” “不是我们班的就不能参加比赛了？”农泊笑嘻嘻地说道。“小胖是我们队的。” „Do not compare with them.” Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. „Small fat is our school famous strongman, each School Sports, the javelin and discus champion goes to none other than him.” “不要和他们比。”蒋钦对方炎说道。“小胖是我们学校有名的大力士,每一届学校运动会,标枪和铁饼冠军非他莫属。” „This.” The Fang Yan hidden bitterness looks at Nong Bo, said: „Don't you want to make me drink intentionally? Does this is not too loyal? I also think that we are the friends.” “这样啊。”方炎幽怨地看着农泊,说道:“你们不是故意想让我喝酒吧？这样做太不讲义气了吧？我还以为我们是朋友呢。” „Is willing to bet to concede. Who these words were say is coming?” Nong Bo laughs. Other male student one faces ‚pit you have not discussed’ dreadful expression. “愿赌服输。这句话是谁说的来着？”农泊大笑。其它男生也都一脸‘坑你没商量’的猥琐表情。 „I said. The men rather are standing dying, is not kneeling living.” Fang Yan said loudly. „I and he compare.” “我说的。男人宁肯站着死,也不跪着活。”方炎大声说道。“我和他比。” „I am the referee.” Yuan Lin said positively. „I said start, both of you start.” “我做裁判。”袁琳积极地说道。“我说开始,你们俩就开始。” „I do not have the opinion.” Fang Yan said. “我没意见。”方炎说道。 „I do not have the opinion.” Small admires to Yuan Lin fat very much, saw that she is willing to join, excited fat face flushed. “我也没意见。”小胖对袁琳很仰慕,看到她愿意加入进来,激动的胖脸潮红。 If in front of the goddess in own dream won this repugnant fellow, that ----- In the goddess mind, own fat no longer is the fat, but called the strength? 要是在自己的梦中女神面前赢了这个讨厌的家伙,那么-----在女神的心目中,自己的这身肥肉就不再是肥肉,而是叫力量了吧？ Actually, the little fat schoolmate really wants. In the goddess mind, the fat forever is the fat. 其实,小胖同学真的想多了。在女神的心目中,肥肉永远都是肥肉。 „Preparation.” The Yuan Lin sweet and delicate voice shouts. “预备。”袁琳娇声喊道。 Fang Yan and small fat hand grasp in the same place, the elbow place on the table. 方炎和小胖的手握在一起,手肘都放在桌子上面。 „Starts.” Yuan Lin shouts loudly, the arm of tender lotus root also makes an effort wields. “开始。”袁琳大声喊道,嫩藕似的手臂还用力的挥下去。 Fang Yan is motionless, small fat also motionless. 方炎不动,小胖也不动。 „I said start ----” Yuan Lin reminded was saying. These two people what's the matter? Does not coordinate. Said started, no one caused the vigor. “我说开始----”袁琳提醒着说道。这两个人是怎么回事儿呢？一点也不配合。都说开始了,也没有人使劲儿。 „Has started.” Fang Yan said. “已经开始了。”方炎说道。 „?” Everyone does not understand that what situation this is? “啊？”所有人都不明白这是什么情况？ Two people move also motionless, what is this starts? 两个人动也不动,这算是什么开始？ Quick, they discovered the clue. 很快的,他们就发现了端倪。 The small fat fat face becomes red, the small fat red painted-face perspiration, the small fat perspiration face was covered entirely by the sweat. He clenches jaws, his expression is fierce, he uses the strength of nursing ---- 小胖的胖脸变红,小胖的红脸出汗,小胖的汗脸被汗水布满。他咬牙切齿,他表情狰狞,他使出吃奶的力气---- Is coming out that the idiots look, small has done utmost fat, drank the milk the strength to cause continually. 就是白痴都看的出来,小胖已经竭尽全力,连喝奶的力气都使出来了。 But, where that fellow sits the face not loyalty not to jump unexpectedly steadily is like the bystander. 可是,那个家伙竟然稳稳地坐在哪儿脸不红心不跳就跟个没事人一样。 Everyone looks at Fang Yan shocking, what background is this fellow? How such powerful? 所有人都震惊地看着方炎,这家伙到底是什么来头啊？怎么这么的强悍？ Pū ---- 噗---- Slightly makes an effort fat excessively fiercely, the obese belly felt suffocated too for a long time, the liquor water that drank a moment ago spurted, sprinkling on he himself and Fang Yan back of the hand wrist/skill. 小胖用力过猛,肥胖的肚子憋气太久,刚才喝的酒水喷了出来,溅洒在他自己和方炎的手背手腕上面。 „This boy ----” Fang Yan smiled. „Also dares to use the hidden weapon.” “这小子----”方炎笑了起来。“还敢使用暗器。” Tittering ---- 噗嗤---- The audience laugh. 全场大笑。 The small fat red painted-face is redder, embarrassed insists again, said repeatedly: „I lost me to lose, I was not your opponent ----” 小胖红脸更红,也不好意思再坚持下去,连声说道:“我输了我输了,我不是你的对手----” Fang Yan lets go, said: „Receiving makes receiving let, almost made you plot.” 方炎松手,说道:“承让承让,差点就让你暗算了。” „------” Slightly suppresses complexion to be purplish red fat, did not return crashed in the bathroom. “------”小胖憋得脸色紫红,头也不回地冲进了卫生间。 Jiang Qin smiles gasps for breath, pulls out the paper goods to help Fang Yan clean the back of the hand from the package package, said: „You were too bad ----- You are so how bad ----” 蒋钦笑得直喘气,从包包里抽出纸巾帮方炎擦拭手背,说道:“你太坏了-----你怎么这么坏啊----” „Uncle, you are quite lovable. Really liked you.” “大叔,你好可爱啊。真是喜欢死你了。” „Yes, sprouted. Really wants to pinch your face.” “就是,太萌了。真想捏捏你的脸。” „Good thick facial skin, the entire life is rare ----” “好厚的脸皮,生平罕见呀----” ------ ------ The Yuan Lin attractive big eye looks at Fang Yan sparklingly, said: „I must look for such a uncle ----” 袁琳漂亮的大眼睛亮晶晶地看着方炎,说道:“我也要找一个这样的大叔----” Jiang Qin hurries to embrace tightly the arm of Fang Yan, said: „Cannot snatch with me.” 蒋钦赶紧搂紧方炎的手臂,说道:“不许和我抢。” „------” “------” Two female struggle male dog blood plots are performing at present, the male students die by heartbreak. 两女争男的狗血情节在眼前上演,男生们伤心欲绝。 In their mind, the uncle has become the most loathful name and community. 在他们的心中,大叔已经成了最让人讨厌的称呼和群体。 Fang Yan stands, said to everyone: „I really am not the Jiang Qin boyfriend, do not bully me again -----” 方炎站起来,对大家说道:“我真不是蒋钦男朋友,你们不要再欺负我了-----” The male students felt the chest a blade. 男生们就觉得胸口又中了一刀。 Mother egg, speech time must feel own chest to cultivate the behavior to with own conscience, this is who bullies who? 妈蛋,说话的时候要摸着自己的胸部做人要凭着自己的良心,这到底是谁欺负谁啊？ Drinks unable to get drunk you, shakes dice to swing does not win you, pulls the wrist/skill unable to topple you ----- Your such big age, making us die one time? 喝酒喝不醉你,摇骰子摇不赢你,扳手腕扳不倒你-----你这么大年纪了,让我们一次会死啊？ Uncle uncle, you are really a monster! 大叔大叔,你真是个怪物！ ( PS: Writes not well, making everyone smile inexpensively!) (PS:写得不好,让大家贱笑了！)